It’s hot! Let’s cool down.
Here are some saucy conspiracy theories for the super few. The common elite? The “new norms”? The populist polarizers? The truth-seekers? …Just for the fun of it.
I was just on Tik Tok. It’s fascinating, wrong, right, silly, evil or just good fun depending on who watch.
My great-grand-uncle helped run a very popular newspaper for Scandinavian-Americans for decades. He was co-editor in chief. They avoided politics in some ways, if I’m not mistaken, to be pleasant. To be peaceful. And…ironically he was also a huge teetotaler. *laugh* The novel he was knighted for discussed the degrading effect of alcohol on Norwegian immigrants. He saw alcohol as a scourge for new immigrants…specifically Norwegians…but I’d bet he’d expand on that concept these days.
Now on to the crazy stuff. Because truly…what you just read was fact.
Michael Rockefeller was recruited by his family to join the Asmats to learn what they really knew about Aliens. Specifically alien technology and culture. Those photos you see on Tik Tok of the white guy from the 1970’s are real. He spent the rest of his life there contacting his family through telepathy to report back what he learned.
Also, basically, he was miserable and decided to leave Western Culture. His love life wasn’t going well and in a psychic experience in a ritualistic sex orgy like the ones depicted in “Eyes Wide Shut” he saw a vision of a woman. And she was very beautiful with large brown eyes and delicate, elegant features. So he decided to go back to the Asmat to find a way to talk to her. It seemed better to live with them and try to contact her than rot away in a decaying society.
The Asmat respected his wishes. They tried to find her. Turns out she wasn’t an alien… She wasn’t alive but they couldn’t say more. *shrug*
But he’d been under the impression that she was dead all along… A dead bird. Like Hitchcock hinted to him and later tried to hint at.
“She’s dead.” said Hitchcock.
“She’s never been born.” said Elliott Roosevelt.
“Lacey may be that woman.” Lem says sarcastically with annoyance as he rolls his eyes. He’s lost patience. Understandably.
The Kennedy’s weren’t a part of the Illuminati until Jack won the Whitehouse. And getting J.P. to “shut-up” was top priority after the 1960 election. But it backfired. Because once he was silenced the family lost its way.
Jack lost control, slowly. Bobby felt betrayed. Rose thought it was sad, tragic and yet a bit hilarious. And they felt overwhelmed by the depths surrounding them…
So in a bullying evil crowd…Jack was forced to sacrifice someone. He got caught either raping Lem or in a relationship with him…and they blackmailed him into doing it. “Pick one!”
And what were his choices? Sacrifice Michael to the water or the “savage-cannibals”…to “appease demons”…or let the U.S.S.R. possibly blow-up a school secretly being sponsored by the Americans within their own country. And he felt sacrificing a Rockefeller was less evil than “letting the Russians” blow-up a school.
…And when the Rockefellers found out they were livid. Not because they wanted Michael saved in lieu of a bunch of schoolchildren but because they knew that none of it was real. And they knew that these evil bullies were possibly just trying to find a way to terrify Jack and kill Michael. So they quietly investigated it. And they found out Jack had had little empathy in regard to Michael’s impending death, going so far as to say, “He’s not my brother. What do I care what some darkies in the jungle do to a dumb rich-fuck with a fascist last name.” …And years later when they found out the evil bullies plan to kill JFK in alliance with lots of other people…they felt unable to stop it. Especially after the death of Marilyn Monroe. Arthur Miller wept in private after her death for the rest of his life and they once witnessed it in person…
Part of the reason some “old timers” take Trump so seriously today is or was because he reminded them of Joe Sr. and they didn’t want to repeat the same mistake.
Happy hunting. Or not.