Katherine Heigl

People told me I looked like Katherine Heigl when I was in my 20’s and dyed my hair. But that’s because I was lied to my whole life about who I was and it affected my mannerisms. And as I’ve aged my mannerisms have changed. She’s beautiful…but we’re only vaguely alike.

But people always cast me as the annoying bitch in their heads when I’m nice. Because they can’t handle reality. They. Can’t. Handle. Reality.

Can you?

Can you?

Or am I a schizophrenic who only “imagines it all?” Do I “imagine” it all? Really?

One last time: *Putin laughs*