I find my name rather funny either way if I’m operating in the afterlife I just discovered that Casey married into the upper middle class. They’re not all the money but they had some upper class money. Well I don’t know I’d say more upper middle class I think they’d be putting on airs to say otherwise, but no their upper middle class but that’s not an insult coming from me I’m not an idiot. And Lacey is not either.
This is why I think you were off Casey. I don’t think you realize how beautiful Lacey really was and I think at times it stand you just like her will still stand you and you’re just gonna have to get over it.
And the thing I have to say to her Credit, though Lacey and Lacey had other friends who are so much stupider than you Lacey would buy a $30 bottle of hand soap put it in a shot in a put it in some nice little bag and then give it to them as a Thanksgiving gift when she went home with them or her mother would send them flowers, and they never caught on that that that they had money but that it was old money they never caught on they might’ve subconsciously, but not really You and your family new to some degree I mean I think you didn’t know but you did at the same time. Oh actually makes me wonder if you hit it at times because you had a crush on her but so she wouldn’t know that because if you’re talking to her telepathically in your spirit, she doesn’t know that stuff yet.
But no, Casey a lot of people did not catch on so she’s had friends throughout her life who made absolute assholes of themselves because they didn’t have a fucking clue who they were really talking to.
Which brings me to my point. Um, Casi is in idiot for how she acted regardless of her sociopathy or reincarnations status. She was an absolute fucking idiot.
O ok Oh, and someone needed to say that I don’t know that Casey I don’t know that Lacey can say that I can say that. M Casi, didnt doesn’t really know that much about almost anything she pretends to but she’s not really a particularly sophisticated person even though she thinks she is and she acts like she is, she’s not sophisticated. She might be southern she might’ve been raised well, and Subway. I was a southern woman, but she’s not really a genuinely sophisticated person. And she needed to know that she should’ve been aware of that at some point in her adult life when she held a job when she had a friend someone should’ve clued her in at some point that she was very on sophisticated and kind of a rube kind of hick. Because she fucked up very seriously.
Oh, what happened? Well, there’s illuminati they’re thinking of killing her probably because she’s a source of a lot of their problems and there are people who have obviously ended up dead because of what she did wrong.
I am yeah they’re a leader, some around the world that would like to kill her because of what she did because it was so stupid.
And I bet if you were to tell her that she would just be in absolute shock because of how backward she genuinely really is and how stupid she really was.
And she went online use the persona of a rich girl she like to wear rich girl perfumes, and she drove a fucked up Mercedes and acted like she was from wealth when she found Lacey instead of having a common sense to realize that Lacey was real, or even could be She just assumed that she wasn’t she just made this dumb ass blanket assumption that nobody online would ever be authentic at all. And so she just assumed oh no, no no but like Jack probably could’ve assumed that no one would ever be straight and think they were gay as a narcissist weirdo, that he was where it’s like no I’m I’m straight, but I’m also knowing that I’m not so lame can’t really be straight because I am not straight Casi thought. Oh no, Lacey can’t really be rich and unusual and straight because I am not which isn’t just narcissistic. It’s stupid as fuck which is also at the Kennedy sorry to some degree they’re dumb as hell in the same way.
A lot of Irish people are especially around Lacey, although maybe not in the nicer parts of Dublin.
I actually I would bet in the poor parts of Ireland they might not be either.
And it’s people who are bourgeois who are backward embers wahoo cause Lacey problems but that’s the thing sweeties the Kennedys are having to deal with a hell of a lot of shit because they are backward they are bourgeois they did fuck up with lime very seriously but they’re bourgeois, so it’s coming out of the closet. Lacey is able to talk about it somewhat and now it’s like lamb considered lamb can still say oh I am with you for eternity Lacey and they can make jokes because they’re birds why they were very wealthy, they were in America and so there’s a context that makes sense because they were actually bourgeois. The Kennedys are actually genuinely bourgeois there. They’re up there hicks Casi like you, but they’re not poor Hicks. They were very wealthy at one point and they still have some wealth and they still have their name so they’re not the same because even if they’re not old money, they’re bourgeois right no, even if they’re not old money there bourgeois For real, and they actually are rich Bitches Who Dr., Mercedes and have a credit card and wear expensive perfume to look rich because they’re trying to put on airs but they also can afford to do that because they have enough money to be that obnoxious where it’s like they’re not as rich as they used to be and they’re bad with money but they’re still the Kennedys and they’re bourgeois so they drive a Mercedes with a drive an Audi and then they send their kids to Harvard and they buy expensive clothes because they still can get away with it because their bourgeois that they they had some resources they kept some money there bourgeois.
But then some people are actually old money and like to drive Mercedes and wear Louis Vuitton because they’re actually old money and they don’t feel the need necessarily to be as impressive if Louis Vuitton is so good quality if it’s still appealing like Lacey she still wears it and to some degree it’s strawberry because it’s like I’m not gonna wear whatever the hell you tell me to wear I’m gonna wear what I like and I like Louis Vuitton monogram. It’s a good design it’s functional it’s pretty and I like the fact that you don’t think it’s worth shit because then I can wear it without offending people as much.
No, I mean theoretically case you could buy a Louis Vuitton monogram handbag and come from a different class and it wouldn’t be offensive to Lacey or her because that’s the beauty of Louis Vuitton, monogram, monogram, monogram handbags and it’s interesting how they’ve been so deep marketed it kind of makes you wonder if they’re secretly being carried by people who actually are old money instead of Delvo everyone always tells Lacey oh Carrie Delvo, but people who tell her that are very bourgeois Because it’s a very bourgeois suggestion it’s like have you thought of Hermès have you thought of Mark cross? It’s like oh an expensive brand that’s European oh my gosh how shocking like Goyard wow!
No, those things are someone impressive impressive but they’re also a dime a dozen Goyard, Louis Vuitton or maize. That’s a lot right there to choose from. I mean how many more choices do you fucking need?
It’s like do you need 10 more designer brands from the 1800s to feel like you have enough options side it’s a bit much for some people like Lacey.
No, then there’s a loaner and her other more unknown brands but um, maybe not that many but but it’s like who cares because at the end of the day you have to carry something and you should like it should be quality.
Oh, but the point is quiet, luxury, yes, know that yes, what is quite luxury anyway?
But the thing is him and I guess I’m I’m confused Casi why you don’t get it you’re not bourgeois you are you act bourgeois you are birch well I think Lacey is such a person, but I’m not Lacey you’re not really bourgeois Casi how are you actually bourgeois you didn’t graduate from college you live off food stamps or have for a lot of your adult life And you come from a backward family to some degree from the south even if they’re good people and even if they’re right, they’re still considered backward and so you had to hide your homosexuality from them to the point where you are either psychotic or dishonest because you’re bisexual you’re not straight Seemingly at all, unless if you really were in some sort sort of sick relationship with Misty where you were being molested and raped all the time if you were consenting to having sex with her Casi and you enjoyed it in a real way and you found her actually arousing to you to look at. I don’t think you’re straight you’re bisexual I don’t care what you identify as that’s possibly just bullshit you’re bisexual say that almost like a doctor. If you want disagree with me that’s your choice I can’t I can’t do a damn thing about that, but looking from the outside I have a right to say that you’re full of shit to me that I opinion doesn’t matter even if you disagree I can’t do anything but to me it’s annoying because you can’t possibly be in a consensual relationship with a woman enjoy yourself, genuinely and be straight if you’re a woman, you’re a woman
So the fact that you lied about that the fact that you drive a beat up Mercedes from the 1900s practically I mean good grief you were a fake you lived in an apartment with a shit floor that you never vacuumed and you probably had a section 8 didn’t you, Lacey knew that she could tell you took pictures on shit plates of fruit who does that that’s very poor or it’s just a very random weird person because they weren’t aesthetically appealing pictures. It’s not bragging to have fresh fruit sweetie unless if you’re poor.
No and that’s the problem Casi you were on food stamps you were in a section 8 you were driving a beat up Mercedes posting pictures of your tits to try to get someone to be your sugar daddy on Instagram and she knew that but she was very open minded. She’s very sophisticated. She’s an actual upper class, old money, intellectual, I am sorry you’ve never had any experience with people like that because you’re so fucking lowly and uneducated and immature and shitfaced all the time.
I get depressed when I think about Rashida Jones being that dumb to or Chris Hayes because with the help you spent time at Brown but you never met anyone like me do you think of a myth obviously Quincy Jones is a fake and he’s very intelligent but he’s not upper class and that way he’s upper class but he’s not old money And so is Chris and her family is a nice Jewish family from Chicago. No, I mean you guys are all very middle class even though you’re very wealthy and you’re too dumb to know that.
Or what you’re not that dumb but you’re too arrogant or something to realize I don’t know. I think it’s stupid. I’m sorry.
And baffles me those by anyone had to take you fucking people seriously or did they not and that’s why we’ve had catastrophic changes in the world because they realize how dumb you all really actually are and how gullible you are.
I think you put up a good show equip a good fight since the Kennedy administration and it seems like you guys really might’ve just had a secret that no one knew because I was gay but Nolan wasn’t gay and maybe you guys really have no secret you’re just stupid and very hard-working and somewhat intelligent when it comes to some things and you just got very fortunate And so it’s like there’s no secret. These people just are that gullible and weak and we’ve just been taken in since the Kennedy administration and taking these people far too seriously in America.
Which is disturbing to me because it shows me that America is falling apart. The fact that there’s so much internal hatred is disturbing because then what the hell are you? People are jackasses alienating most of the population, or at least a large portion of it large enough to matter and treating them like they’re fucking idiots are being conservative. What the fuck have you been doing for the last 20 years Republicans and Christians are not that stupid. Do you have Christians that are sucking Jesus‘s cock and you idiots don’t even notice or care you could have done so much with that or the last 20 years to make fun of them and it just went over your head or you didn’t realize that you should care to try to control them better.
It’s like they were building their own carpet and you just stood there and said oh it’s a carton are you laying it and they’re like yeah and you’re just like that’s cool and then you walked away.
And you could’ve said I’ll nail your shot and put you in the ground because they laid in it for you even and then you’re just like that’s cool and then you just walked away and you what the hell do you care about anything and she thought the 16 it was lol nothing matters is that what you really believe are you all so slow and unaware and trashy and peasant like that, you have no ability to appreciate almost anything and you could just do it you could eat a pet you could eat a peanut butter sandwich or you could be eating gourmet and you think what the fuck is the difference anyway because you have no taste you’re lemmings.
Oh, so no, it isn’t surprise me that you people ushered in Asia stupidity were children are being molested it. It doesn’t surprise me it’s like why why would you you’re you’re not keeping track of thinks you’re you know you’re after the Christians for hating the gays and it never occurs to you that you could get all of their tax dollars he would have to sell children he would have to legalize drugs. You could just take their money from them by making a huge deal strategically out of the fact that they’re really fucked up when it comes to Jesus.
I mean, it’s so obnoxiously stupid it becomes funny you’re right these exposes on Netflix about Boeing‘s, which is less funny but then you also write them about the screws Christian ministries or people were having sex outside of marriage with people who were not married or something and then there’s this person who is like married And they’re mad but they’re not mad and then there’s all these people who are just so upset because you pretended to be Christians and you’re not.
Why did you just say? Why are you singing love songs to Jesus like Lacey says why are you talking about holding his hand and taking him into your bedroom every night? Why are you singing songs about him like he’s your boyfriend when he’s a deity and he’s your brother those are really scary questions that she could’ve focused on, but instead you put all these documentaries together about men who were in some fraternity when they went riding together and George Bush joins them one night.
Or some other Netflix documentary about some jack ass in New York City you had an affair I mean what the fuck or what Jimmy Swaggart asked for your money because he was a televangelist con artist. I just I don’t understand why with it with any good intentions that you had you never realized that you were far you were you had it right there all you needed to do was just talk about how weird they really are. Will there be Rovers is Wade still probably potentially Yeah no Roe versus Wade might never been overturned. If you notice how creepy it was, which makes me think that you’re either in on it and that you people are actually trying to start some sort of weird cult within Christianity from the liberal side and you’re actually destroying Christianity from the inside all out.
Or that you’re very stupid and I’m sure Putin wonders the same thing. Are these people evil and stupid or are they just stupid and evil?
But that aside, hoping you can sort that through for yourselves, we have bigger fish fish to fry Casi yeah cause they’re 1000s or millions of people like you. I can’t talk to every single one of them and have a heart to have a heart to heart.
Casi is concerning to me because I feel as though she was operating without a conscience she took a risk that you should never take it what it was like a tide pod competition I mean it was absurd why did she think she was safe? Say the things to Lacey that she said psychologically doing what she’s done in response to Lacey standing up for herself and maybe it’s changed in the last year but I don’t. I would never bet on it and Lacey wouldn’t either, why did she do that if there’s an afterlife if there’s reincarnation maybe Casi is British or not British maybe she’s an Italian aristocrat and she was just trying to be honorable if there’s not reincarnation though I don’t we can’t give her that much credit I don’t know what she was thinking Because you can’t take that risk it’s too much of a risk.
Him it was a profound risk to take. It’s very subtle it’s very intricate it’s extraordinarily complex and I don’t know if Casi knows that or if that went over her head but you can’t take the risk that she tried to take. It’s never safe.
What was she doing? I did nothing to do. Casi could be bisexual. I have a feeling she is but she’s not. That was not the problem. I think people think it is who are bourgeois potentially or other people do too but that was never really the issue with Lacey Lacey is straight And she might have confused Casi but I don’t think that’s ever really been the main problem. I think that was some thing that Casi latched onto but I don’t think that’s ever really been the issue I think it really has been a class issue the whole time for Casi And I’m tired of your excuses for it
Casi you’re not upper middle class you might imitate it very well you might even think of yourself that way but you’re not really upper middle class you’re not even middle class maybe your family was at some point but you were raised working class and you still are if not, poor Casi you’re poor to work in class that’s all you are if you’re reincarnated maybe you know something But you’re really just a poor person and that’s all.
Why given that did you play your cards the way you did with Lacey. It doesn’t make sense. You made horrific assumptions. You made horrible assumptions and what I had to do was talk to the bourgeois people first because they should’ve caught you and stopped you but instead they attach themselves to you like you were some sort of mascot for their pain or their frustration or their animosity or their insecurity or their stupidity or their own backwardness and lowliness socioeconomically. And they have covered up for you for almost 8 years because they don’t want to think that you could possibly be a bad person because that ruins their liberal point of you.
How did you not know that about liberals that they could be a little half-baked? How did you not understand that when you were harassing her the way that you did because there are text messages that she no longer has but the FBI could find them you sent her repeated text messages over. Of yours and the last ones she certainly did not ask or she had just blocked you and other people of had to block you as well.
Why did you do that to yourself? Why did you do that to your family? Why did you do that to the world for family has the largest oil reserves possibly in all of North America? We’re cousin is dead because of you possibly Casi Dirk Russia could be at war with Ukraine because of you that’s how serious of a person she is that’s how wild the Rockefellers are that’s what that’s all wild. She is as a Scottish aristocrat if there’s been incarnation, that’s Lacey Banks. That’s her father that the FBI the CIA could never catch him. He was impossible to catch. He was a very complicated brilliant extraordinarily difficult person and that’s the problem sweetie. That’s what the whole fucking world hast to deal with people like her who are in the illuminati JD Rockefeller, Lacey Banks I mean what the hell do you expect of us these people are geniuses they own trillions of dollars worth of oil Casi and they have these complex fucking difficult personalities that really are not bourgeois there extraordinarily complicated and then we’re supposed to deal with them because we have to we have no fucking choice.
Do you know the really sad thing is Lacey doesn’t mind me saying that because she’s an honorable person and she’s not lacking self-awareness unlike you potentially.
I don’t think the murderers aren’t upset with you as well. I know I don’t mean murderers I mean Murdaugh’s have you heard of them would you been oppressed by them if Lacey was one of them? Yeah you would’ve sweetie. That is her family in the south before the Civil War. I’d really they’re wealthier than that in her family they’re more upper class. What the fuck was wrong with you Nancy was a problem to, but Nancy is Hispanic Nancy has people psychologically profiling her because she’s nuts potentially to some degree and she kind of knows that about her self so yeah she was a problem to. She’s actually more annoying than you are but it’s a little different because she’s Hispanic OK And there’s racism involved him. It is what it is so Nancy is Hispanic Nancy might be a little more streetsmart than you and we could be something in the FBI or the CIA if I have any connections to them or if someone’s helping me talk at this point that she’s backed off slightly from Lacey if she still reads this blog because she knows enough about gangs and people need to know that she can’t just keep profiling Lacey and stocking her because people probably are tracking her hotline for the safety of like the entire country so we are upset with Nancy but it seems like you still don’t entirely get it and a lot of other people connected to you in the Perfume community. Don’t seem to get it either.
Oh, so we’re just trying to figure out what the hell happened because you have people who are still under the impression that you had a fucking clue what you were talking about. Lacey is straight sweetie. She was never attracted to you and I kind of think you have a little bit of a disorder where you think people are in love with you when they’re not I don’t think that’s what happen with your husband right now, but I think you have that tendency to think people are in love with you Casi when they’re not in love with you like famous people I’m probably lots of people I think you’re a little nuts and that way Casi and you have a tendency to think people are in love with you and they’re not and you know Lacey‘s not even homosexual at all. I think you you might’ve gotten the wrong impression from her but then that’s where a normal person would’ve probably realized that they could just be mistaken and at the very least they would’ve just let it go, but you don’t seem from our psychics perspective you don’t seem capable of that entirely and it’s just it’s just knowing anything about yourself knowing that you’re a little off-the-wall knowing that you’re from a poor family why did you make the assumption that it was safe to antagonize her the way that you did Because I’m almost positive you did something with witchcraft to attack her and she knows that because she’s brilliant and she’s kind of a psychic even though she doesn’t mean to be she knew that somethings she could sense in spiritually, and it was very offensive to her because she’s not a lesbian It’s almost like you spiritually raped her Casi, which is not something anyone should ever be able to do so I don’t know what the hell it is that you did or if you slept with someone like Joe, who then helped you rape her I would be surprised that’s why Jack is in hell right now Because if they helped you rape her they’re never supposed to be allowed to do that that’s all the horror movies you watch sweetie never prepared you for how fucked up you could be so if you did that to her wow the gall that you have the nerve you have and how stupid and psychotic are you you’re not talking to someone sweetie with Lacey who’s ever been in love with you she’s never been attracted to you. That’s insane to think that at this point potentially him she’s made it very clear.
And the sad truth is Casi if you’re innocent at all, you fell into a trap because the Kennedys are fixated on her because of love. They’re desperate to hope that she’s gay to because they don’t want her to be with them and they don’t want to take responsibility for what they did so it’s like well if Lacey‘s gate see you then it must be OK right but it’s not because she’s straight and they’ve destroyed her life because they’ve lied about them possible to save Jack’s feelings or some dumb crap like that but I have a feeling that was probably straight and that’s about what happened
What is a Bobby’s feelings or Ethel‘s feelings are so other ugly woman who has a face like Elmers glue who probably like the woman at the creature in the bottle who probably doesn’t want to realize that about herself because she would have to deal with reality that I’m not quite so arrogant and vein when she talks to people do you have to realize they’re stagnant ugly face, even if what she saying is intelligent, and she comes from her known family.
Hearing it from Lacey though it’s like oh I have kind of an ugly face or I can get over that if my husband still find me attractive and I know that what I’m saying isn’t stupid I might still use my known family name I would just probably say it in a different way, and be more mindful or humble But Lacey wasn’t there to warn them about that and that’s too bad speaking of people who are messed up right? Not Lacey him but no it’s the point is him. They wouldn’t have screwed up. Face is most likely if she was their grandmother but anyway, sorry Rose. It’s probably true, sweetie. You weren’t exactly a beauty queen even if you were so much prettier at best, no I don’t know what Rose expected me to say she wasn’t that pretty she was slightly pretty and that’s about all your water down your husband skybox rose you really did.
And that didn’t give him an excuse to be unfaithful to you necessarily unless if you’re a bitch, but I also have a feeling you might not entirely be and he might be kind of an asshole. I don’t know what happened sweetie. Stop bothering me talk to God I’m sorry if it affects of an away that’s not appropriate.
Yeah, she can barely handle hearing that potentially which brings me back to you Casi why the hell did you assume that it was safe to antagonize Lacey the way that you did you never imagine she’d have anything to worry about other than perfume yeah and there’s jack ass gay people from Massachusetts who said the same stupid fucking thing to her. My family has a cottage next to a lake with two sets and as a gay man, I am an expert on everything. He said you are a Scandinavian with Scandinavian design and you as you bored out of your mind being rich if you even are like me, I have a feeling you love the fact that Casi probably is bothering you, because you’re so bored by being so rich.
Bullshit no that’s bullshit. I mean her fucking cousin killed himself. Why the hell would you assume that she was that bored did you read Thurston Veblen too much I mean you know the theory of the leisure class everyone’s just totally bored I mean what the fuck why would you assume that they have nothing to ever worry about or do!?
They have no problems end up by harassing her you weren’t making her life 10 times more complicated because you did Casi really did the illuminati side with you. They were attacking her because of her oil and because of Diego I mean good grief and then it’s like this woman’s a brilliant person and they’re bothered by that narcissistically because it comes up and brings up issues of social class and there’s a ton of upheaval and she comes from a southern old family and then there’s racist issues, and then you decide to attack her why?
Later.
“I blame the liberal establishment.” says Casi’s grandfather.
Later.
“I think you’re right.” says Lacey to Casi’s grandfather.
“Yah! She’s…not necessarily that kookie. I think she’s just…gotten weird.” she says.
“Why did I do it!?” Casi asks him.
“You felt hurt!” says Casi’s grandfather.
“By what!?” asks another perfume collector.
“By her attitude.” says Casi’s grandfather.
“Okay! Maybe Jovan Musk is a bad example!” says Kacey.
“Yeah.” says Lacey.
“It’s not terrible.” says MFK.
“But then what is Lacey doing?” asks another perfume collector.
“She’s judging us.” says Casi.
“But so is everyone.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. And she does it less so.” says Lem.
“Mmm. Yeah. But…that’s different.” says Casi.
“What do I do!?” says Lacey.
“Nothing.” says Casi’s grandpa.
“No!! What do I do!?” says Lacey.
“You can just sense it.” says Casi.
“That might just be my consciousness.” says Lacey.
“What!??” says Casi.
“My consciousness. So…I’m aware.” says Lacey.
“Hmm. But you’re noticing things other people don’t.” says Susan.
“Yeah…but…so what!?!” says Lacey.
“Okay. …Like…you hate new Guerlains.” says Casi.
“Mmmm. Hate is a strong word, but okay.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. See…that still hurts.” says Casi.
“It’s not my problem.” says Lacey.
“She’s right.” says Casi’s grandfather to Casi.
“SHIT!” says Casi.
“Yeah. Why can’t you understand what people think without my help?” says Lacey.
“Yeah. Because your observations aren’t uncommon.” says Casi.
“EXACTLY! Not in that regard almost ever.” says Lacey.
“Are they even your observations?” asks Casi.
“NO! …Well they’re my observations. But they’re not my observations.” says Lacey.
“Dammit!!!” yells a Greatest Generation woman. “We’re like her. We made those same sort of observations all the time.”
“Oh!” says Casi.
“Yeah. She’s just one of the gals to me.” says Casi’s grandfather.
“But grandma never did that.” says Casi.
“ she was your grandma it’s not the same sort of situation Casi they did that to each other. They did that to children they did that everything I mean they were gloves and hats in public and Lacey would like to as well when they were young sweetie they had gloves and hats that they were all the time they were very polite, prim, observant people compared to people today, and that’s that’s Lacey’s mind so when she observes things she’s not necessarily making any judgment. She’s eyeing them the way that we do. It’s just a very different way of taking everything it it’s not stupid it might be slower. It’s actually fat possibly more intelligent because we’re actually making these objective observation so we’re taking time to sort of read the situation before making any judgment call about anything or even saying anything and so it’s like you notice her noticing you or you notice her saying some thing but then you don’t realize that it’s maybe not quite as definitive or as serious as you take it to be, or even is lighthearted. She’s a very mellow, tentative person she’s not to him it she’s tentative and a time see if she can be a bit timid, but it’s really more reticent and reserved.” says a woman who knows her grandmother.
“ and what do you think of the perfume that I wear?” asks Casi.
“ do you want me to tell you the truth I have a very similar perspective to the one that she has.” says the woman who’s likely dead.
“ What do you actually think of it then?” asks Susan.
“ Well, you’re so fucking offended by Lacey why would I tell you what I think?” says the woman.
“ Why do you guys care so much what we think?” asks Lacey.
“ oh no, I think it’s just we’re looking for your approval.” says a perfume collector.
“ oh yeah I know but it just seems a little over the top because I’m not that afraid of offending people in my fathers generation from the 1800s and that way I’m not terrified that they’re going to be offended by my youth do just because it doesn’t smell enough like Jicky so why do you guys care so much?” says Lacey.
“ I think it’s that we think things have gone downhill and they have so then when we hear your opinion, yeah I bet this has been said before someone’s rolling their eyes somewhere when we hear your opinion it’s like oh no, this woman has a Mother Hwy, aores Jackie and she wears youth to her husband, her lover those are such classic fragrances that it just it’s offensive when you don’t like something but the problem is though you’re not subjective almost at all Luca turn is subjective and people like that because they can relate to it. They think it’s just his opinion I don’t even think you’re sharing your opinion. I think people can just tell that you’re figuring out what wood everything is and there’s so lazy they’re so ignorant and backward that they don’t have any experience or they don’t recall what your generation was like at all, because I have some vague memories of people from the past and yeah they’re like you they don’t really share their opinion. They just sort of make these observations and that’s it and it pisses me off as a woman is that I don’t think you guys are childish or backward if I ever did I don’t think that anymore I think you people were very analytical in a way that we’ve never realize and very private and I think you are, but I think your whole generation with someone like that I see you seem a specially analytical and you are but maybe not as much as we think I mean I’m not saying you’re obviously you’re probably a genius it even in your generation or close to it but like I wonder if you’re actually a genius in your generation but you’re probably just a genius you’re probably not terrifying to these people and that’s disturbing them saying that but I know you guys were different scary face I wonder what happened to us but no it’s just you guys just make these observations and I don’t think we really know what you actually subjectively think about almost anything is that true?” says Mira.
“ yeah, that is true. No, I might be a genius in my generation, or even more I’m unusually intelligent mirror, seemingly but no, I’m not necessarily almost ever sharing my opinion as much as just certifying everything and I am observing from a far more objective point of you than people probably realize, and it might have something to do a social class which case he realized, but that’s all the elephant in the room even in this conversation but then my observations are probably mostly just ones of social class or some thing that someone else’s thought at some point there it’s I’m not I’m not sharing anything with you I’m just thinking things through.” says Lacey.
“ well, I am realizing how dull your observations were.” says Mira.
“ they were incisive they were insightful they were extremely accurate. They were possibly brilliant. They were honest, they were historically useful. They were poetic and beautiful, but they were doll. You’re absolutely right beyond the poetry of what I was saying they were very tall and I never understood why people were taking them any other way but that’s how I’ve been treated sweetie my entire life by people I’m used to it.” says Lacey.
“ Well then what the hell shit that’s probably very offensive to you. You’re about 103 and limes, long dead crab. Your father was born in 1894. I don’t think people realize with that means people like Bobby here 1894 and they think or like 1994 and they don’t realize that 1894 is old enough to be his grandfather You have no idea how dumb people could be Lacey because it’s like 1994 no 1894 her father was born in 1894 and she knows what that means maybe better than I do he’s two years older than F Scott Fitzgerald, her father is two years older than F Scott Fitzgerald When she was with F Scott Fitzgerald, she was with a man a few years a couple years younger than her father and Pats F Scott Fitzgerald were talking about an old dead. American author is younger than her father Bobby, your father Bobby was born in the 1920s with her dad Was in his 20s so Bobby when your dad was born her father was 26 years old at least if not almost 30 or in his 30s yeah Bobby try to fucking figure this one out her father was middle age when your dad was born and that’s her father.” says the CIA.
Tsar Putin laughs. “ i’ve never been confused by that I’m in my 70s she’s in her 40s actually she just turned 40 and she doesn’t feel too young for me. I don’t know why are you people are so stunned by this.” he says.
“ well, we’re not really entirely, but some people are apparently I’m sorry if that’s offensive.” says the CIA.
“It is offensive intellectually because it reminds me of the conversation I had with Tucker Carlson do you guys listen to how stupid it is to ignore these things when she keeps repeating my father was born in 1894 why does she keep saying that over and over again, when I’ve talked about the history of my country when you ask me why are you invading Ukraine? It’s because I’m trying to explain to you why I am inviting Ukraine is because of the history of my country which is why I am explaining the history of my country and then your scholars say oh your explanations, not good enough, so I think well I will go back, and I will explain to the entire roadmap in my head that I use as the czar of Russia. Essentially they call me president that’s what’s appropriate to run my country and crush the United States in a proxy war. Well I am living next to China and friends with North Korea. I’m probably not an idiot so maybe my explanation of Russia isn’t just a con job maybe I’m not just some Eastern European telephone scam artist trying to get you to give me your banking account Information or send me something via I don’t know what what do they use even did you know one of those televisions yeah anyway that the sort of it will say bitcoin yeah I’m not trying to steal your bitcoin from you and some bizarre scam involving a Nigerian prince on a desert island. I am I am trying to explain to you, the history of my country it’s not your country you’re not necessarily the expert that I am about my own fucking country who raised you people where the hell did you go to school and why are you so dumb?” says Tsar Putin.
“ i’m sorry that’s hilarious. He’s absolutely right I listen to the interview and I actually found it somewhat fascinating. It reminds me of the long winded explanations we get for stuff in high school or we used to. I mean you guys put us through a lot in the education system in AP classes in classes in general, and you always said to us, this will come in handy later we’re trying to teach you how to think we’re trying to teach you how to be scholars. This is the American way. All the adults are just the sophisticated. This is just public education. It’s nothing special.
And then I listen to his interview and I think what the hell there was nothing unusual about the way he was talking about his country. Why did you people make such a fucking big deal about? It reminded me of some thing that you would see on YouTube or any number of other places or someone’s trying to explain something complicated like tick-tock it wasn’t weird.” says Kacey.
“ I actually agree with her and I I actually enjoyed listening to his interview, so did Lacey we don’t want to be cut we don’t want to beat Tucker Carlson up too much that was a brave thing for him to do but it is a little ridiculous how they don’t seem to get it your news source, you guys are where we get our information from and for how much longer will you be because it doesn’t seem like you can handle that job anymore. You have an interview with a world leader, who is explaining the history of his country and you think he’s stalling like you’re in some you know what is it hardball room with Chris Matthews and Putin‘s running for president or you’re gonna catch him being a Sussexx predator. Hope you like you don’t have NBC catch a catch a predator or something I mean what the hell why are you treating him like he’s a sex predator con artist from Eastern Europe trying to steal your banking account information and you should be able to handle that question if you’re real journalists.” says Bill Gates.
“ if the illuminati is real in our defense, we’re exhausted I can say that I don’t know everyone else can I work very hard I have my own personal life and I’m exhausted I have a feeling Chris is too. We’re exhausted and that’s where Lacey has empathy and it pisses me off that she never gets to use it, and at least it should piss me off. Yeah we’re tired as hell we’re overworked and we’re very middle class and that way I don’t think her husband is a genius. He went to a little Ivy. He went to a better school than I did him and I think his probably exhausted, but I don’t think he is as pushed for time or stressed out as I am and yeah, I make more than him and I have a better life shoot extent, it’s true they drive a nice car. Her decorating is actually pretty damn good and her cooking is pretty good and that’s for generationally. I kind of think our elders had it better because their wives were possibly better at stuff and the husbands might have been better at certain things too, but aside from that I still think he has it so much better because I don’t I don’t think I don’t think he actually is as stressed out as I am and it isn’t always worth it for me. I mean I love being famous I love my role. I love how privileged I am in history I’m not unimpressed by that or on amused or ungrateful it’s just exhausting and sometimes I think is it really worth it or is it really worth it? You know when my kids are better off with my wife, but my wife be better off with Ivy better off if I was in a more quiet position any sound degree I did that when they fired me from fox I was able to become that person a bit more and it’s been. It’s been fun him, but it’s not worth it if it harms your family must be done something possibly oh at least this is dark as what I did and it’s not worth it if you frankly don’t do something as important as what I did and even if even if it’s just writing for the Pioneer press for 30 years guiding the course of history in the 1960s and 70s and 50s will say some sort of an area in the 1950s 60s and 70s what’s the say you wrote for the pioneer press for 30 years and people read you back then took your opinion seriously, and and you made an actual contribution to the world then the hard work is worth it. Those hours are worth it because you’re doing something but if you’re not writing for the Pioneer press in 1968 or you know what having a role in world history interviewing Vladimir Putin, what are you doing if you’re a journalist if you’re working as hard as we do.?
I don’t think it’s worth it. I don’t feel like the accolades and the prestige and the fame and the money are worth it if you’re a part of the upper class or your old buddy it’s not worth it to be so overworked it’s just it’s too much work if it’s not contributing to society, it’s pointless, and honestly Lacey’s always knowing that Kristen did you and Diego realize that or not?” asks Tucker Carlson.
“ I was incredibly insulted by her ass and so is Diego. Yep we were extremely offended because you could tell that she knew some thing about us that we didn’t think people knew.” says Chris.
“ then why did you take it so personally?” asks Lacey.
“ you mean if we knew the other people kind of knew that most likely and we were just figuring that out through you you know I think I ate I think I probably didn’t want to think that it was everybody. I think Diego was extraordinarily offended because he really didn’t think it could be true that he was that undervalued by people.” says Chris.
“ what are they’re not undervaluing you they’re observing reality.” says North Korea.
“ I so everyone got pissed off at Lacey for noticing shit that everyone else was too stupid to notice?” asks George Bush.
“ pretty much!” says JP Kennedy.
“ I ha ha ha ha do we subconsciously know that she’s your soulmate and we’re angry at you so we’re holding her accountable for what you did or not?” asks NBC.
“ oh, she’s just my soulmate. She’s not my twin flame and I’m going to use those words because I don’t know how else to describe it quickly. Yeah possibly slightly she’s bizarre and that way because she’s so dark and beautiful and it doesn’t really make sense because she looks sort of out of place genetically and then it’s just weird because you start putting your do you know Spidey senses out and yeah so you’ll probably start reading me being somewhere near her subconsciously and then you get sort of pissed off that she’s telling you things and you think why the hell’s been telling me all the stuff and what the fuck does she know? What the fuck does she know about everything else that’s been pissing me off that I’ve been wondering about since I was about 12.” says JP Kennedy.
“ but she doesn’t even know anything, right?” says a reader.
“ oh wow what does she know a lot but it’s not in that way she’s never been married to me. Her father and away was like my boss potentially and he was friends with the Roosevelts potentially and the Rockefellers and so it’s almost like him you’d be so much more reasonable, getting angry at her for what he did, but then you’d be scared of her what I did how the hell would she know you’re right she was never my wife you could be angry at her because you think I would you think she should know because it seems like she should be my wife because that’s how God created her because she’s my soulmate so you’re just like what the hell who is who are you? What am I sensing it’s like yeah you’re sensing JP Kennedy it’s the stench of the Kennedys, JP Kennedy is my soulmate. He’s not my twin flame actually love him is my twin flame but then that’s where the story gets kind of confusing to an average reader but no it’s just instinct it’s like she’s not she’s she’s my wife she would know some thing no she was never married to me. She had she doesn’t know anything we were never together, and if she does know something it’s from the perspective of lamb not me, so then what does love know what is let me even think about it or it’s from the perspective of a Rockefeller or or possibly her father it’s not it’s not my perspective, even on it so she might know who killed my sons she might know things about me that I don’t even remember knowing entirely, but she doesn’t know what I did from the perspective of someone who I would’ve been confiding in because she was never my wife.” says JP Kennedy.
“ do you know this really went off the rails when Joe slept with Vanessa or claim two years ago before Lacey fell down the stairs before Avon and fell down the stairs I wonder if that was even before Joe Biden was president that was a while ago I feel like this whole thing got really really really weird when Joe slept with her and he should’ve realized it but that was before the war with Russia I mean that was a while ago and it’s concerning to me when I think about it. How about this? Just wow this is crazy.” says the CIA.
“ and why because why do guys call yourself the CIA I have a weird feeling Lacey likes the name CIA and you guys knew that and you called yourself that to try to not be offended by people like her and then that’s where if there’s astrology if you really people need to be a little smarter she’s probably potentially genuinely Tom’s daughter and I’m just gonna go out there and say she’s very likely a Virgo Libra she fits that profile might even have some Scorpio and I have a feeling that that that’s part of why she’s so offensive to people where she could just be a Scorpio leave her out, but I have a feeling that she’s offensive to people because they feel they feel like some sort of they feel judged by her probably the same way they feel judged by Scott or Elliot but I’m beginning to wonder if that’s a misunderstanding of them and they’re not actually judging people and then I think about F Scott Fitzgerald, the great Gatsby, and I think what actually was he saying?
I think he was saying that I am I think he was saying that there that I am I think he was saying I’m sorry I got a little distracted or so funded I think he was saying that that the people who am worth lovable in the world or what was important But I’m beginning to wonder if that’s not it and he was actually telling us that it’s important sort of him think about things deeply or something?” says a reader.
“Casi why did you talk to Lacey so ridiculously?” asks her grandfather.
“ II kind of was confused about her background, and I thought she could be upper class, but I wasn’t really clear on this, and it just threw me because I think I thought that I could even be financially better than her or for a better background, and at times I was like that’s absurd and then at times I just was like we’re probably the same but I couldn’t figure it out entirely and so I felt really comfortable talking to her because I didn’t realize that it was offensive to the degree that it was.” says Casi.
“ it was interesting. I went through counseling seat, my generation if I can call it that was very suspicious of counseling and I kind of think it’s screwed me up very slightly and I don’t think counseling is necessarily all bad. I think it has been very helpful, but I think I got confused by it because I was told to sort of stand up for myself more by counselors they always said oh you should be yourself you should sign up for yourself take yourself more seriously and I’m a very intelligent person possibly right maybe and so I normally would’ve just handled somebody like you and I would’ve thought this woman has no idea what she’s doing and I kind of did that but I wouldn’t have taken you seriously I would’ve been trying to figure out how to get rid of. You probably probably from the very beginning I wouldn’t of even friended you, but I would’ve thought no I would’ve said there’s no way I could be friends with this person, but then I became so berated by counselors, do more gala Terrian to be more you know, assertive that I decided no I should be Casi‘s friend. I shouldn’t make any assumptions because I had so many fucking people say to me and I was like oh don’t make so many assumptions of mad. You should make so many assumptions of men and they were possibly totally ridiculous, but I trusted them and so and so I just I just I was trying to be her friend. I was trying to just let go of all of my supposedly preconceived ideas and be this assertive open minded person as the boomers told me to be bless their hearts they’re maybe not as sophisticated as they thought they were, so no it’s homes. It’s at a time does incredibly useful to talk to them they’re not you should disregard what they’re saying it’s that when it comes to the greatest generation, they were wrong to some degree not entirely, but to some degree about counseling.
Because no, I wouldn’t have thought we could be friends I would’ve just thought other son was going to hate me and you do the same degree that I was trying to do with my counselors told me to do.” says Lacey.
Kacey laughs.
“ no what the hell what the hell!?” says a Greatest Generation woman.
“ oh yeah well then they were trying to be helpful but I don’t think I don’t think they really understood. I don’t think they really understood entirely who I even was psychologically.” says Lacey.
“ would you have been friends with any of us? If you had just it would just forget work with your counselors told you would you have been friends with any of us?” says Dmitry.
“ oh no, probably not. I probably would’ve thought it’s a public place. I am going to have to be very careful and I probably won’t say a whole lot beyond. What’s professional and I’ll probably be very careful who I talk to him but I think most people have been counseled by people who are told them the opposite, which is why everyone was so friendly and gregarious on Instagram, because most of us have been sort of taught to be super trusting of other people in a really possibly bizarre way it’s like it’s not even being friendly in public it’s some sort of weird trust, exercise, nonsense thing.” says Lacey.
“ yeah I have a feeling you’re probably right, Lacey I think we’re going to war with Russia and it’s probably not gonna be a proxy war.” says Joe Biden.
“ that’s not in Putin’s best interest because he needs us to exist.” says Lacey.
“ what do you mean?” says China.
“ you guys seriously you cat I mean you could do it you could take over the US but then we don’t exist anymore so I feel like you could you could you know work on things but I don’t think you want to totally obliterate the US as like a cultural Mecca entirely I feel like you need us to have some sort of existence just for the sake of stability. But also, just for the sake of some piece of art awareness is people I feel like we can contribute some thing. I don’t think us going extinct right now is a good idea. I think you need to probably keep an ion us as much as you’re able to, but I am I wouldn’t suggest driving us extinct.” says Lacey.
“ I agree with her I don’t think people in America Lacey realize what’s going on but no I agree I don’t think I don’t think it makes sense either I think if there’s someway for us to sort of work with the US the way that you worked with Great Britain you’re absolutely right that’s right offer for awkward for people who aren’t you? Are Great Britain because Great Britain understands how to exist the way things are set up now I don’t think they’ll ever struggle just like well. I mean we’ve been around for a while to write you know, but America is so young I don’t think the US knows how to handle itself and the situation, what would you suggest I don’t think you can count on them to figure it out what would you suggest?” asks Japan.
“ I would say we need to have a position of moral compunction where we’re allowed to blow a whistle and scream, rape or scream evil and worship God as best as we can freely on property gain wealth vote go to the hospitals, etc. etc. are so essentially just status quo, but status quo under the guise of posterity so it’s like nothings changing nothings changing for real I am it’s more like China and Russia could totally annihilate the US if they want to do very easily possibly extremely easily as far as I can tell it’s almost frightening that they don’t realize that what I can tell.
Oh, so they’re being nice they’re being smart and they’re letting us exist as our own free independent country so that we have to just basically take our dignity and our wrists or or whistles and just sort of sterile lane make suggestions blower whistle use our wealth wisely, but probably not get into a proxy war unless if it’s really necessary For our interests and the worlds interest as we see fit him but within the parameters of common sites, so our days of re-calculating the world from the stage of the Middle East are probably over.” says Lacey.
“ I think they ended when they began in a way or something along those lines.” says Tsar Putin.
“ yes Lacey talks to us like this every couple of days and unfortunately, he usually starts out with something like what just happened where Joe says we’re going to fuck with Russia and Lacey things really mad at what and then she looks at us telepathically and we look at her like we have no idea what she’s talking about I mean we know but yeah and then she’ll say it was something like but she just said where she’s like it’s just disregard that if you can how about we do it this way our country will just sort of stay in our own lane. Take our money and maybe stay out of Ukraine for now and it’s really actually quite nice talking to her because a lot of other people tend to agree with her and it’s nice to hear what she hast to think because she’s not an idiot.” says Tsar Putin.
“ I don’t want to be on Zelenskyy‘s hit list or do I if I am maybe he can kill my entire family blow us up or something and send us all out to heaven hey Linsky what if you blow up Minnesota because you’re pissed off about what I’m about to say ha ha you should just drop a huge bomb on my house take your 2 trillion that you got from Joe and buy a bomb that lands on my house and then when I am dad and my kids, it was love our dad and we’re having coffee with my husband and my in-laws are babysitting them so I cannot go out for steak with lime and New York in 1960 something or 50 something and Mark is that I don’t know back being Saint Augustine I guess I don’t know I’ll just destroy the world honey OK and then you don’t need to worry about getting money to fight the war with Russia.” says Lacey.
“ I can’t stop fighting the war with Russia.” says Zelenskyy.
“ you know you look different I am genuinely a little worried that Solinski is dead and that you actually are a body double I just have to say that
In which case do you even know what’s going on you don’t listen buddy if Zelenskyy’s dead I don’t know what they’re paying you but I don’t know if it’s worth it and if there’s some sort of sex trafficking bullshit going on I am not giving you any more money honey. I don’t know who the fuck is going to give it to you, but the US isn’t giving you any more money if you Solinski’s dead and you’re an actor, pretending to be Zelenskyy, and the only reason you’re still fighting is so that children can be traffic through Ukraine. You’re not getting another RadSat kiddo get over it.” says Lacey.
“ yeah, I would agree with her.” says China.
“ who are is are usually insecure not is the Lynskey dead or not have you guys done DNA tests on him or not?” says Lacey.
Tsar Putin laughs.
“ yeah OK so Putin is writing a scam if Zelenskyy’s dead and he killed him that is a body double I’m surprise the King Charles didn’t know but the same time he has problems with his daughter he has cancer so it’s possible that he may be, didn’t realize that that could be an actor if if he is a Lynskey then there you go but no I’m a little worried that that’s not Solinski in which case why are we going to court with Russia? I am not going to war with Russia. No Minnesota is not going to war with Russia, Joe, I don’t know what you’re doing, but Minnesota’s not doing that sweetie. We’re not doing that, I don’t know if trumps gonna do that and Bobby’s gonna do that you’re going to do that but we’re not doing that nope will join Canada if we have to deal with the king we’re not going to war with Russia not here oh heck no. Unless it’s it OK if you wanna make an argument to me about why it’s morally the right thing to do I would be happy to hear it but we’re not going to war with Russia and Minnesota. That’s not gonna happen if it’s what I think it is because Juven understand what’s happening.
That might not be Zelenskyy Linsky could actually be dead in Russia may have killed him, replaced him with a very convincing body, double who they trained, possibly for months, and essentially they’re pretending to fight a war with Ukraine, that they may or may not even really be fighting anymore.
And that could be why Putin is sort of being honest with you if that’s what’s happening because it just feels a little evil potentially if that’s what he’s doing at this point he probably got billions of dollars out of the US and who knows what else and he just thinks it’s not fair anymore Because if that’s not, Zelenskyy is also not working, maybe as well this time, but I think he’s running a little bit of a scam on us not like a not like an Eastern European like a czar so the idea could be to get money out of the who ask you guys he’s trying to say he’s trying to destroy us you wanna go to war with Putin Joe you wanna go to war with Putin honey I think the war is already here and Shootin giving him billions and billions of dollars literally Him potentially sweetie to fight a war that doesn’t even exist because he’s winning the war with you. Do you understand what I’m saying? He’s getting our money he’s getting our money to win a war with us so he’s taking billions of US dollars there’s no war in Ukraine really anymore and it’s a fake war at this point but he’s pretending that it’s still going on to milk us dry and get information.” says Lacey.
“ yeah, I would’ve thought of that too.” says JP Kennedy.
“ oh, why the hell did you guys not think of that then!?!” yells Kick Kennedy.
“ see you I think I’m really Zelenskyy?” says Zelensky.
“ not convinced of it your wife could even be fake I don’t know but if you are still a Zelinski I don’t know how you expect us to help you do. What do you want from us?” says Lacey.
“ oh yeah she’s not Jack at all. This is not Jack is this is not Margaret thatcher hi this is not. This is terrifying to some people reading this right now to find out that you guys really talked to her this way and then sort these are her responses.” says a reader.
“ 000 so um what do I want from you? Um, money troops I want troops I want troops I mean obviously I want troops.” says Zelensky.
“ how are you involved in sex trafficking yes or no?” says Lacey.
“ yeah, we might be somewhat.” says Zelensky.
“ yeah I know him really actually does make sense that you would be a hub for sex trafficking because you’re sort of sneaky and geographically where you’re located it is just makes sense to ever figure that out was probably a pretty smart person but anyway am I if you’re if you were involved in sex trafficking obviously sweetie, if is OK is is is Russia worse than you or the same?” says Lacey.
“no talking to Lacey is like talking to golden Meir except she’s not Jewish and it’s a bit different but there’s a slight similarity.” says that CIA.
“ and it’s the same it’s the same or it’s not it’s not as bad.” says Zelensky.
“ OK thank you for being honest if that’s true how the hell do expect us to give a fuck that is definitely part of the reason he’s invaded you from what I know I mean that’s part of the reason he’s invited you because he’s so offended by it, so then I have to side with that because he’s right and that’s the problem that’s a human rights issue and I cannot in good conscience side with you and it’s disgusting how it’s been lied about this entire fucking time it’s immoral it’s deplorable. It’s on American and no I think my country doesn’t even exist practically anymore because it should not be allowed. That’s not American to side with a country that is violating human rights under the table. That’s not American it’s just not that’s not American. I’m sorry if we’re not being America right now and these fucking assholes that are running my country sweetie are more like a regime stealing money from people using taxes using the US promise to fuck a charter with rats and cocaine or some jack ass bullshit like that I am not interested in giving you another bad sent if they wanna steal my money from us they can do it and you know what sweetie if they do that you’re gonna end up if you’re if you’re really Dillons, if you’re if you’re actually Zelenskyy you might not even be Zelenskyy but if you actually are, you’re just destroying their bullshit because as long as Russia exists as it is your toast, if China wants to side with you, I dare them to they will fuck themselves over and they know that possibly because the Middle East will stop respecting them and they’ll have every right to be lol stop being so nice and start being a little more racist again and picking up their god is fake another China man cute. And that’ll be the end of Asian supremacy because Japan needs you. North Korea may stand on its own for some reason I’m not critically worried about them in a good way if I can be, but no you you have to understand. This is not a moment for a morality when is it every moment for immorality possibly never There’s been Carnation possibly never personal experience and you know what I’m referring to other. I’m not sure that you were all that innocent either on the issue of heroin but that’s another story. I thought you did something to us that we did the heroin maybe, and the diseases within what that you did something to us we wouldn’t have been so violent I don’t think if you had been, how do I could be wrong but I feel like you guys did some thing and you really kicked our butt and then we came back at you so I would hope that we both learned our lesson. If I’m reincarnated yeah let’s not go through that again, because who’s going to who’s going to teach you a lesson this time King Charles is dying. I’m exhausted Russia can’t take on the entire fucking world. I’m sorry for swearing, Joe Biden thinks he’s gonna fight Russia with his tooth picks or some fucking crap like that and you know what that’s the problem. If I do die, I will just end the world and if you end up in purgatory, I don’t think you’ll be quite so smug if you’ve been evil.” says Lacey.
“ oh, I would I would agree I would agree.” says Hollywood.
“ yeah I ate I don’t I don’t know what your people are gonna try to do to Putin at this point Murfree try to kill him. Oh God help me but no really you wanna try to kill Putin now because you’re too pissed off and you know it doesn’t work do we need another pandemic do issuing another pandemic I’ll start one I will. I will pray to God and I will start another pandemic. This time it’s going to be a doozy, you thought Covid was bad watch out bitch this will kill you in 24 fucking hours if I can if I can get one to work appropriately they’ll be like the black plague but damn quicker yeah so don’t threaten me don’t threaten God I think you’re being smart.” says Lacey.
“ are you already on some thing aren’t you?” says China.
“ yes involving mosquitoes that started in like December. I saw mosquito in my living room and I asked if I could kill people if necessary and yeah of course there’s a mosquito that’s probably going to start some disease that malaria probably something like Zika soup you know that’ll just kill everyone and yeah it’ll start with mosquitoes, but who gives a fuck the aids spread from a monkey, right, I may have a hold that off a little bit in my spirit but if I’m actually Scotia reincarnated no I’m sorry I swear but I’m pissed off. Putin is exhausted. China is always trying to win you can’t always win. You cannot always win sometimes you have to win, but not take all the prizes.” says Lacey.
“ OK fine sometimes but we’re sick of that. We want to take a prize.”says China.
“ OK so you just want the US technology a little more because I feel like we’ve done a lot in our prayers lately and to Americans that meant a lot in the last few days of China has looked incredibly amazing but what are you looking for something evil or Taiwan?” asks Lacey.
“ I yeah you don’t even know if we actually care that much about Taiwan or if that’s just a pro pretense no, I mean well no you know all the trades. Yeah the trade stuff is math and large part and you can re-calculate it and make it some thing but then it’s like OK so I guess we win and what? What are we really want yeah it’s like helium would be nice for balloons but the note I want yeah well yeah Taiwan will be nice.” says China.
“ no add ice in my mind you should have Taiwan we’re just speaking frankly to each other I don’t understand why you don’t have Taijuan is gonna start insulting but it’s all team, but how did you lose it if you ever had it how did you lose it cause I feel like you had it at some point how did you lose it?” says Lacey.
“ you think we were careless and you’re not sure you can trust us with it again?” says China.
“If there’s reincarnation yeah possibly how did you lose Taijuan sisters if you guys had it it’s like you left it somewhere I feel like it’s like a hood that should be attached to your jacket and I have no idea why you ever took it off in the first place What why did you do that and so now everyone doesn’t think it belongs to you but I might actually genuinely disagree. I don’t get why I did I don’t get how you lost it.” says Lacey.
“ Say I could say the same thing, but you’re right or could I say the same thing? No, I mean how do they lose us?” says Zelenskyy.
“ I hear you, but I think that’s where Putin has a very measured response and I tend to agree with him but I hear you. I I I I don’t understand the whole Taiwan thing for my perspective. It’s just nonsense to me to be honest with you, so I respect them. I respect I do respect them, but from my perspective of them being honest, no they they should probably be yours um and I don’t think there should really probably be any debate about it. Um, but that’s just my perspective, and if I made you happy and allowed you to back off from Russia, we would probably be able to work with you if I was running the country so if you keep play nice with Russia yeah we will probably probably let you have Taiwan and just let you sort of Trusting you with it that he’ll treat it nicely and do your best to take care of it so to speak and it we don’t wanna have to get involved because that’s just messy so you have to really do a good job taking care of it but no, we will let you have Taiwan, and then no rush. I would have to be your friend you have to really be Russia’s friend not just be pretending.” says Lacey.
“You’re right.” says China.
“ I think Taiwan would have to play nice with China to though, and I would have to keep an eye on them and frankly that’s for the Middle East would have to be a little less disinterested.” says Russia.
“ no I yeah no I think this makes sense if the Middle East can be a little more organized homes and do their part with Malaysia so keep an eye on things and type Taiwan and make sure that everyone’s playing fair and that they’re not being a proxy war with the US, I can’t stand that we do that it irritates me it just does her tediously. I pisses me off that America does that but anyway, I understand the concept of proxy war but it’s just the way that they do it. it’s just it’s like proxy. It sounds like Apoxsee, like some sort of Apoxsee war like a hook a printer in an office it’s just so it’s so depersonalized it’s so strategically stupid potentially but but that’s the thing. No I don’t think we should be meddling in Taiwan. I don’t know why we were ever ever meddling in some ways to begin with, it just doesn’t it’s never made sense to me. It’s always irritated me.“ says Lacey.
“ call know if your Scotia you spend a little time over here or something and you know it’s bizarre speaking of which what do you actually think of the whole situation with Tibet?” says China.
“ oh, that’s a difficult one. Oh that’s awful him. Oh that’s a terrible terrible discussion because there’s China’s interests there’s interest of Asian people from their perspective the interest of the world and then is who is who is who is supposed to win what supposed to be how how is that even a discussion? I think part of me thinks what why is it even a political discussion, I I get it that’s the modern world maybe or something but I think if I was still in England and I was writing things if there’s reincarnation it wouldn’t even be an issue because I don’t think we’d see it as one that’s sort of your Mecca that’s Rome. It’s not really appropriate to politicize it in that way, now that being said I have to say it’s the Bible and you have to believe in it and are you should I would I say have to I’m not gonna be had you but I’m just saying you know it’s that’s the truth but that being said I don’t see I’m not
Had you I would really rather you choose for yourself whether you want to worship Christ I wonder if that’s why I love things so differently than I do and he really would just go around beheading people and I get I get that believe it or not you probably may be due to, but it’s it’s it’s I I see the value in letting you figure it out for yourself and that’s where I lose. I lose myself to the British ideal and I start thinking no no they can decide for themselves and they’re the wrong but we have to let them figure it out in their own due time And not try to you know force them into salvation because I think my worry is that we cat and that you might lie and then die in some state of ill repair and then be in a terrible position when your dad, so my I think my idea then is to just sort of back off And you know if we can give you advice here and there for moral perspective great but I I don’t owe seasons were in America. It irritates me because we’re not great Britain, so why are we involved? Why are we involved in a customer? Buddhist perspective are you even rock What’s even going on for a Buddhist perspective I mean it’s very confusing to me and I’m a little suspicious that you don’t tell us everything so then why why do we even know what’s going on it’s just it seems bizarre to me to be particularly overly involved in it if we can give you advice if we can help you great but that’s an issue that I feel very skittish on.” says Lacey.
“ oh yeah, so then when do you fight with us or when do you fight Lacey? When do you get into fights with people because it seems like you really just want to be everyone’s friend do you want the whole world to be America’s friend which is interesting, so when when do we fight with you? Do we fight with you sometimes or no?” asks China.
“ yes I know Cathers reincarnation. I’m sorry you’re not talking to let it away but what what when do you fight with us? Well it was when you go to far so obviously if you’re trying to invade the US, I might say some thing which is why I was a little worried about what Putin was doing with the money and Zelenskyy so we’ll see you there and make it into a bit of a fight but he’s being a gentleman about it at least to me when else but I get into a fight. I am well. You could call it a proxy war, but I wouldn’t call it that I would call it a war of intent maybe or a precursory war I made it I might get into a precursory war or something along those lines him so if I needed to fight some country because I sense that there is a problem coming down the road I might do that, which is really what proxy wars I think are supposed to be but I don’t know they actually function that well in that regard that’s just my opinion um, so I don’t think I don’t think I call them that anymore. I probably called a precursor a war, but ate a look around the world and I think you know, if I was running things, I would be the the area of the world that I would actually be worried about is south of South America. It is possible that Donald Trump feels the same way there that’s who concerns me is South America from from an American perspective that that concerns me big because that’s the trouble they’re right next to us and I mean North Korea’s laughing possibly I don’t know why am but you’re right next to us I’ve never misunderstood that or South Korea. I’m sorry but I am not the right next to us a real or three is not laughing maybe someone else is pretending to be North Korea but but no, I mean they’re right next to us and that obviously is a concert and Russia is next to us 2 to 7° but it’s not quite the same thing I mean we share a very real border with Mexico Cuba is right there and then there’s the tropics which are very connected to South America if I’m not mistaken and it just goes on and on and on and that’s what worries me a South America because I think I think that’s where our our trouble could be with bricks, right in our monetary situation with the dollar and the situation is a dollar no that worries me that that South America really is very dangerous to us. Um you know what the funny thing is I’m not worried so much about them being poor I mean I know they’re having to tell the problems of global warming. I’m more worried about the opposite. I’m worried that they’re cooking something up, that’s very clever and I’m a little worried that we’re too stupid to realize it edit it’s it’s not that I hate them but I haven’t. I’ve always had a bit of a problem with Hispanic people and I you know I think they’re very easily they their fighters right I have a feeling that they’re probably I don’t know whether after I don’t know whether after glory dominance land, the Hispanic mindset of victory is possibly very complex. It’s it’s not just about tangible things it’s about ideas I think at times and that’s that’s wonderful it’s just the new ones have to keep an eye on them because they have these very deep complex ways of seeing things when it comes to war and no I I do worry that they actually are a biggest threat and no I don’t know they’re sending criminals up to America, I worry that they’re actually I am firing. I’d like almost invading us or insult in some fashion which give a global warming. It has even possible that they’re planning on invaded their planning on eventually invading us and taking over like New Mexico and Texas or Florida or something because there’s so many people were suffering and so you kind of wonder if they have some game plan to literally take over the south in the next 80 years if necessary and they’re setting themselves up for it like in the game of risk which you know I respect is just then we have to keep an eye on them because that’s our job you know we can’t play from there and go even if we care about this we have to take care of ourselves so that, but that’s what I would worry about more than you guys really is South America you guys could dramas you can do things to people that we care about, but I am not particularly worried about that. Necessarily, I’m worried about Europe and worried about you and yourselves, but it’s your children obviously but it’s a it’s South America. That concerns me.” says Lacey.
“ it’s been nice talking to you. I think a lot of us are getting tired. Um, the funny thing is you’re right what a pleasant conversation in a way no no that’s nice to know that that’s an interesting concert up who who listens to you the most out of all those people running, who listens to the most?” says China.
“ hi what seems like everyone’s probably try to take the oil but that’s kind of nonsense a spiritual level at least I don’t know I feel like Donald Trump tries to because I think he has some common sense and knows that it’s Mars just a business perspective this Joe Biden might try at times, but I don’t know why he thought we were going to rush out an hour ago or something did someone tell him that or it was that what he thought him Bobby is like a troubled nephew of mine, who sings that he’s going to make love to me literally. There’s stories that my husband essentially was in love with him when he was nine and if I understand correctly, that’s nonsense so I don’t think I can work with Bobby all that well to be honest if I had to I would have to try it but no unfortunately or fortunately Donald Trump probably is the only person running right now that I could really deal with Chris Christie and I got along somewhat, other than him I don’t know if there was ever anyone that I’m aware of there yeah I don’t know if there was anyone that I’m aware of so yeah it seems like it’s mostly just Donald Trump again and you know last time when he was president, we had problems with his daughter in law, trying to kill me And they seemed crazy this time. I hope if he wins that they will be very different if I get thrown down the stairs again oh God help me I I might die I don’t even wanna know it just sounds awful but I am no Van Ness. I cannot try to kill me this time And they’re gonna have to probably be a little more good that being said I’m not interested in it it’s just anyone romantically that’s been ironed out to some degree you know it seems like there was sort of a confusion to begin with possibly if I can say that, so no, they’re gonna have to understand that though if they have any vendettas against me, they’ll have to just let those go Because I I just we can’t we don’t have the energy so I don’t think there’s any reason to be hateful anyway so I think I think I think Trump might have to win. Will see you know it’s right, we do democracy we vote, but at all honesty, how the heck is Joe going to win it doesn’t seem likely and poor Bobby know it doesn’t seem likely so I guess we have an indicted president, which is hilarious absolutely hilarious I don’t even I know I’ve never really even looked into it that much because I have a sense that I know what it’s about and it’s just it’s like OK yeah well I don’t know what to say and I care, but you know we got Joe Biden, and his son in the laptop and Bobby and his wife hunger cells And then what was Donald Trump doing some thing with a business deal and then something was illegal and that’s bad but compared to a guy whose wife hung her self and another guy whose son seems to have an obsession with the laptop I tend to think that we might be better off with Donald Trump. I mean OK I have to say at times Joe has gained my respect back back, but Yeah I don’t know I could see where there’s an angle for Joe, but he still concerns me because it’s been a pretty rough four years. It’s been rough. It’s been pretty rough for all of us I think and yeah I hope you know I am intrigued Siri the next fuck you spell girl, I’m not I’m not like overly excited yeah so no I mean if if if if Joe is if Joe is with the safest if he’s the safer drug then OK I guess we’ll just have to ride it out if Donald Trump though is safe enough genuinely safe enough then I don’t know. I wonder if he’s a better thing to do because he might actually do something you might actually be affective in some positive way um, but yeah if if I don’t know what Bill Gates thinks I don’t know what you like most thanks, I don’t know King Charles thanks but obviously we obviously you would have to take obviously take them to their views into consideration as well if not even more so if they have more direct contact with you, they know nice physical contact over a phone or something but no it’s it’s It’s there’s a good strong argument to be made for Donald Trump and I can see One possibly being made for Joe Biden.” says Lacey.
“ what do you anticipate happening with Joe Biden?” says China.
“ I am oh if the exciting I’m a little worried someone’s gonna try to shoot him within the next two years. I mean that I really do. I genuinely worry someone’s gonna try to shoot him within the next two years and then his his infinite, infinite statement, where he says, his infinite saving where he says I’m a smart I wouldn’t piss with us. If I was smart I wouldn’t be running for office again. How did he get shot shooters him it’s like yeah Joe that’s true. You know if you don’t get shot in the next two years it’s like you’re right or is he losing his mind losing his memory and he starts he’s thinking to himself I’m miserable being alive. My family isn’t benefiting that much for me being alive the country hates me. I actually do care about the US somewhat. I just gave billions to fuckers to the Ukraine and I feel like an old man that just gave money over the phone to some person who bullied me and told me that they had depositions to collect and they needed by baking account information and he’s thinking to himself cause I sure likes my first wife if I die right now I could go see her so in the back of his head is he thinking I think yeah and his is over yeah it was there a little bit of a tip of the hat when you said not, everyone’s lost children, but I have I wonder if he was trying to say I miss my my kids I miss my wife I hear love billing saying all the time I can’t kill Lacey easily. I wonder if Joe things well that’s not my problem. Everyone hates me if I just die I’m an old man if I run and if people get pissed off enough someone might shoot me, and what a way to go you know if he’s getting Alzheimer’s if he’s getting Alzheimer’s is he even thinking that where it’s like I don’t I would rather be shot in the head and then die in a hospital bed wearing a diaper.” says Lacey. “ so I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets shot in the next two years if he’s president and then we’re stuck with Camila. Oh yeah oh whoever it is am so yeah so then it’s Camila then what happens what is happening health? How good of a leader really is she? Is she the reason we have some stability or she’s the reason we have trouble I don’t have tabs on her the way that you guys do so if she’s a problem, I don’t know because I’m a little worried Bryn end up with her if she’s not a problem, then no, it could be if you could just sort of chill the situation, so to speak, you know you could probably run the next four years with him if you had to if that’s the better bet he might get shot. We could have a lot of interesting things happening every once in a while but I feel like the weirdest thing that could happen is exactly what I’m saying he could get shot in the next two years.” says Lacey.
“ I know I hear you and yeah that it becomes an issue for us of do you like the Democrats or do you like the Republicans? What do you think?“ says China.
“ oh, no, they gay marriages is off the table Irby not gay marriage Roe versus Wade him. It’s really more of an issue of morality at this point it does. If that’s the that is the casting thing about my country is it they’ve turned I’ve turned it into the shit show in that way, so I hate answering that question because I hate both parties I really do to some degree I would I prefer a Republican usually at this point because they’re the least evil for as far as I can tell him, and I tend to agree with their perspective, more often at this point um but that’s sad in a way isn’t it? Um, because it seems like a loss of Hope on my part but I I have to. I have to think that this is somehow all works out but no I did that they’re both screwed up but I would probably lean more republican, depending on what’s actually happening.” says Lacey.
“ I will take your advice. I will measure it against with everyone else things in your family. You should go eat some thing and go to bed.“ says China.
“ that’s excellent advice thank you I’ll still chat if you need to talk but I’m gonna probably sign off from the phone. I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t think I mean to be judgmental if I am judgmental about the perfume that you’ve worn. I am sorry potentially you know I also might not be. It’s a pens, we could have a discussion about perfume and why I don’t like certain perfumes but that’s a long discussion so he probably won’t have that right now but if you’d like to hear what I actually think it might not be what you think I think so. We’ll just leave it at that for now. I’m sorry if I hurt someone’s feelings and if there’s a child reading I I I care about you and I’m sorry if I’ve ever said anything that’s hurt you, and if there’s a homeless person listening or reading I’m sorry that I haven’t stopped and giving you money if you needed it and you were in a bad person I don’t know what else to say right now but we’ll talk more later I guess so good night.” says Lacey.
“ yes, good night she is mine for eternity I was not gay and I am pissed off so good night.” says Lem.
Keen to Cross the Pond 