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You hate H. B. Nesheim. Who is H. B.? The man who made $12 million (in today’s money) in years during the 1950’s in the stock market. He made millions.

Do you know how? He observed.

He was an engineer. For Boeings. And he used his genius to study the markets. He knew Boeings (at that time) was a very solid company. So he decided to invest a lot of money in their stock. And related stocks.

He only made today’s equivalent of $12 million. But his kids have started businesses. And I think you all understand that he came from old money so he had money to invest…but it just doesn’t seem right that it was so much relatively speaking, so quickly. …It was all above board…but…it still feels too damn quick.

Here’s the thing. His actual grandkids by birth and great nieces and nephews are very different than Lacey.

So you smell a rat. Because Lacey’s father was a bootlegger. …And actually he was superior to H. B. but…you might like H. B.‘s grandkids more than Lacey…because they’d help you make sense of H. B..

“So we’ve combined them?” says Casi.

Yes. And Jack used that to viciously attack her. The whole family did.

That’s who is related to H. B.. And if Marsie had been condescending to Bethany…Bethany wouldn’t have been hurt. Bethany is a platinum blond beauty queen.

Be condescending to Lacey.

“No. It’s not really a smart move.” says a reader.

“Do they have a sense of humor?” jokes a British man.

“Yes! My father raised me from the grave and tried to be a gangster.” says Lacey.

“True!” says Grandpa Banks.

“ to clarify, by raised of course she means that he brought her up- No, that’s still confusing. Never mind he parented her from the grave if there’s purgatory.” says a Catholic.

“ OK but you know as much as they have a sense of humor they’re not laughing and he did run the mob and probably kill people and I have a feeling that Lacey really is not someone to mess around with. I don’t think she’s a homicidal person. I don’t think she’s a murderer. I think that she’s probably tried to save a lot of peoples lives actually, but got cents USD to do you know grow up and realize that they’re really not people to pick a fight with.” Nancy Nieves.

“ do we even give a shit about her and her family I mean their Dutch old money I guess he was in prison for like five minutes before the Roosevelts bailed him out or something I don’t know because he wasn’t maybe supposed to even be there I’m sure they got him on some thing typical like tax evasion but he maybe wasn’t supposed to actually be there I have a feeling it was somewhat honorable whatever him but that’s like old news that was the 50s that was it really in a way that’s probably why she’s so irritated it’s like why are you bothering me? I guess I know it’s fascinating. Yeah, the Kennedys were fascinating family and they are um and I suppose because of phlegm she has some connection to them and her father is fascinating Al Kapone I would like to hear more about Lauren Call but maybe I’m not able to come I think, though that really, our beef is more with him with us our beef is really more with some with the Nesheims.” says Marsie.

“ why would you be angry at us?” says Gunhild.

“ because our lease is not an unusually beautiful person. I have a feeling there are other people in the family that are too but some of them are not actually as shockingly beautiful as I am it seems like they think they are or we’re supposed to think they are and it’s a little irritating.

No, I have a feeling that there are some people like Linn and Lacey who really are that strikingly beautiful and maybe that’s all you guys need to be valid but they’re not the people who we see Joni is the celebrity. Bethany is a celebrity and they’re not the most beautiful people in the family, but I have a feeling that they’re probably recognized as being more important in the family than Lacey and Linn are and so then I think OK Lacey and Linn are extraordinarily beautiful. Maybe Lacey is even more beautiful than Linn because she’s more natural. I am that being said, if they’re not as important as Bethany and Joni, then it’s irritating because why do you people expect us to think that they’re so superior to us or do you even think that it’s maybe even hard to tell how you want us to take that.

And then beyond that how the fuck are you people so dominant?

And Cassie thought that Lacey was a dominant person. Lacey is not a dominant person unless if you want to call Putin a dominant person it’s almost of sir it’s always say it’s beyond dominant but she’s not a controlling person she’s not domineering they’re just the forces to reckon with him, but you guys seem dominant the Nesheim seem very dominant in a very Scandinavian way.

Who is are actually a little threatened by you we thought it you know I think it’s like oh Lacey‘s threatening. Yeah but she’s also possibly sort of scary. Where is you guys? It’s like you’re sweating. It’s not even necessarily just it’s not scary. The way she is she become so scary that you’re just like oh never mind, you guys are threatening.

It feels personal. It is very personal it’s like OK they’re your celebrities. You’re making your millions your wedding in this North Dakota competition and then deciding you don’t even want it. Do you have any idea how many people in the perfume community would die practically if they won that competition And then you guys win it and you just it’s not good enough for you and it’s just like what the hell?

Oh I know I’ve done some research you guys are very patronizing people you’re extraordinarily well off you’re probably all geniuses whoever skiing ability of like a Greek god or something and then perfect SAT scores you know inventing life-saving drugs in your sleep or something and then we’re just supposed to just not care because you’re so down to earth you have the 3000 square-foot house that you painted bright yellow And then it’s just like that’s your big glorious house that’s not a glorious house for a family that’s probably worth trillions of dollars to be honest and that will probably be worth that much for the next well how long will you soil probably have natural gas on your land to like that so you have thousands of acres of land with trillions of dollars and it’s just like you made 12 million overnight in the stock market because you’re an engineer for Boeing‘s in the 40s or 50s possibly 40s but then that’s the thing it’s like you gotten you guys make money like it’s just a bowl game I mean you’re brilliant people.

And I just I don’t understand this is rude. Maybe we need to stop because it’s Lacey who we were dealing with but you know she came from your family so then it’s just like what the fuck do you want from us? OK we’re not that smart we’re not that inventive we’re not champions skiers What do you want from us? You guys are just mean girls you know you didn’t you didn’t just invent posted notes seems far more likely that you were in vet time and space or something or maybe Lacey would help you with her families brilliance that may actually be more than you guys, but but no, it’s just, I I don’t I don’t know what the Nesheims expect the Perfume community to do.” says Marsie.

“ I was very threatened by them to I had a few suicidal thoughts, and if somebody overheard that that’s I’m just gonna say it that’s part of the reason why Matthew died it. It was not me. It was a witch, who overheard and found out that I had been suicidal and felt really sorry for me and thought I am going to be a Satanist and go attack. Whoever is vulnerable in that family to suicide, which turned out to be Matthew and Keith, am I can’t take responsibility for that person’s actions

That being said, I do understand Marcy what you’re talking about why are they so threatening to us?” says Chris.

Marsie is gone.

“Hey didn’t we just explain it Chris?” says Dmitry.

“ oh, no, I think it’s different than you think I think because Lacey is actually Lacey Banks, that you’re misunderstanding them.” says Chris Hayes.

“ yeah and this is where the Kennedys have not been helpful.” says the CIA.

“ how is what have they done?” asks Marsie.

“ oh, call, Seay is very Celtic in a way or Dutch old money, and in relation to her they’ve been incredibly competitive and jealous in a way that’s psychotic she’s superior to them in a way that’s very threatening to their egos, and instead of being just humble and careful with the situation, they completely destroyed their entire name.” says the CIA.

“ how did that happen?” says Casi.

“ because if you look at her she’s physically superior to them they try to mimic her look in a weird, really, fucking weird way. I mean Saoirse literally copy Lacey in a way that’s totally psychotic. Lacey was the president of him of the College Democrats and Saoirse did the same thing. They’re both very depressed. Oh and then search it up committing suicide and Lacey did not even though Lacey‘s life is vastly worse than Saoirse‘s. I mean it’s just it’s stuff like that, so it’s like they have some thing in common Lacey‘s father was a bootlegger they were involved in bootlegging. They have a sort of Celtic Ness to them and there’s some crossover in their aesthetic at times but really it doesn’t work and it’s almost like a fault line in American culture because Lacey‘s father on pubs. Their family made it in Boston because they had a pub, I think that’s really the difference. OK let’s just let let’s just restate that.

Lacey‘s father grew up wealthy his family probably was never poor for hundreds of years and no Julia they were probably descendants of some aristocratic family in Germany. Probably something fairly aristocratic in the Netherlands. I mean their Dutch old buddy most most possibly probably wealthy in Great Britain. There’s no poverty there they’re very well off well-established people for hundreds of years and that’s her DNA you can see it in their faces, your father is dressed like a gangster, but if you were to dress up more normally him, he probably would’ve seemed kind of like a sort of stuffy old British man.

The he, however, did have a pub or two he was a bootlegger, and then that’s where the Kennedys had something in common with him.

They had one pub in Boston and Joe was trying to make it big with old money. So I’m sure he befriended people like the Roosevelts who really have a very similar aesthetic to Lacey and her family the Fitzgerald‘s not as much the Fitzgerald‘s. If they looks like gangsters, then they somewhat were because they were Irish. I’m Catholic and there’s no excuse for that, so to speak. Where is Lacey‘s family was British and Dutch old money that’s like the gold standard of American aristocracy. so Jack, him and all of the Kennedys are essentially operating on a budget of $400. As a metaphor, where is Lacey is operating on a budget of !40 million at most $4 billion.

Which I think is why they thought viciously attacking her made sense possibly to some degree but the way they did it was absurd it’s like yes the banks are that big of a deal she does have a social class budget of $4 million more billion dollars that at least will search I’m changing that search so she has a social class budget of $4 billion easy. And whereas they have a social class budget of about $400.

Call what they did to attack her was causing earthquake. They didn’t try to steal her money and leave her alone. I mean that would’ve really made more sense if they could somehow have attacked her and made it seem like Scotland and in great Britain or maybe not as I am reputable, as are they seem they could have used Ireland they probably would’ve had to use, possibly Germany but not in the context of a war probably in the context of the German aristocracy or something but it doesn’t work like they can’t really do it because what they’re after Islam Billings, so if they chose to they chose to make love buildings they’re meeting for existence I don’t know why they did that But it seems like that was the only thing they cared about was love Billings and it’s silly because it’s pretty arbitrary to begin with but they became obsessed with the idea that he was their secret weapon of mass destruction or something and it’s absurd but no they could’ve. They could’ve gone to Germany. Maybe they tried to do that while he was alive to 70°, but that that was it and they could they can’t except that Boldt they really put effort into was sort of uprooting her entire existence that’s absurd that doesn’t know that’s certainly will not win land buildings over and I don’t even think that would’ve ever worked, but I have a feeling part of her hesitation with Lem’s is that she knows that if they done it the right way, it may have been different for all she knows potentially and it might not happen. You might love her that much, but they weren’t about it in the survey where it’s like they’re destroying her existence and that there’s this that’s not a fair fight you know it’s totally with you. What what what? What what we will call beneath the belt.

So it’s like I’m gonna go find your ex lover and punch them in the balls until they bleed well that when your heart.

And it’s like you know, maybe not maybe that actually won’t work especially since I’m pretty sure Lem O was just her soulmate or her twin flame and there’s really nothing that could change that most likely other than God‘s intervention or profound evil on his part or hurts so There was no way to Blake rightfully change that him because it seems like that’s just what they are but probably instead of listening to God’s explanation for that when they died they just went gangbusters on trying to destroy her in this absurd way.

Am I know that’s a huge problem because they’re still at it and it’s set some of them into see seem to temporary at the very least exist know that it’s absurd how far they went and how dangerous they’ve seemingly been to themselves.

I mean, sorry for pointing out to me that, but that Mark Price supposedly had his balls attacks by a woman not from us in the audience, who went up and grabbed him. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if that’s connected to this conversation or to some and that’s the thing, how would it be connected probably because someone who is dead or a demon read this blog and thought Skippy Handelman is the reason why I loved wasn’t with Jack NFL why was Skippy so lovable? Oh, it’s Mark Price‘s fault. and so it’s like oh then will make a joke about it because the Kennedys aren’t that stupid they would never just go grab someone’s balls and attack them or would they watch this all actually go do that that’s a stupid analogy and it’s not. It’s a good analogy but I guess I guess they can’t be wrong and they can’t, you know understand that a metaphor is a metaphor and they refuse to except how much they fucked up like seriously you basically did go attack her balls like how the fuck is that romantic you think that’s amusing to Lem?” says a demon.

“ and why is that even admitting all that possibly because their goose is cooked.” says something.

“ so so so loved that price you that that Jack went up and grabbed her metaphorical balls and just try to rip them off her body. Was that impressive to you Lem?” says a reader.

“ it was worse than that I mean it was far worse than that but no, of course not even if it was just that it wouldn’t amused me. I mean that’s bad, but what they’ve done to her is far worse but no I’m not. Why the fuck would I be impressed by that?” says Lem. “Because he’s kind of ugly and honestly he looks like shit naked, he had a small dick, he had massive health problems, he was deranged, he treated me like a fucking piece of shit. Why the hell would I be impressed by him grabbing someone else’s crotch and trying to rip off their balls?”

“ because it’s him and he’s doing it because he loves you.” says a reader.

“ why the hell does his love mean that much to me as another human? I’m not God to him.” says Lem.

“ hey because he loves you are an extraordinary amount?” says a reader.

“ why the fuck do I care how much he feels about anything I don’t like him that’s a mess he treated me like shit I cared about him but honestly no as a agent I didn’t even like him as much anymore. I was full of it and I know I was full of it and no, I mean I just, I realized as I age would a worthless piece of shit he’d been to me because I wasn’t a total moron. he and and I know I mean people probably like to think well, you know, that kind of amazing love with me and something but no, from an absolute asshole who almost caused a nuclear war it doesn’t mean that much I mean, even if I cared about them and I was straight and I thought it was gay this is this is a thing people are complicated if he actually said, I have been crazy in love with you and he had been manipulating me. I might’ve thought what will hold on. Let me actually think about this for a fucking second, instead of you tormenting me with your narcissistic antics and that’s not what happened but let’s just say that was true I would’ve actually started to see him in a different way, which is why narcissist always drop their act because there’s a danger to it cause people start seeing through them and realizing that they’re kind of full of it not the other have to stay really kind or they have to be really evil because if they start being vulnerable, we’re changing their act they usually get screwed over so no I want to realize that Jack is a worthless piece of shit. I actually couldn’t stand him present in my worthless piece of shit I don’t mean to Christ if you’ve been, and I’ll keep you capable of if you chosen rather not receive his salvation but that’s where you can be people that are annoying right because I’m sorry what do you want me to say he he ruined my life I mean I never had real sex because of him.

I had this perverted, disgusting sex. I hated my life I family was worried about me for real reason and I was this loving, tall, handsome man who was it maybe everyone’s idea of a perfect Prince charming, but I have a feeling someone would’ve at least appreciated me I’m not nope nope. Nope I had to be gay so that I could imagine that he was straight. I hope he doesn’t go to hell the same degree actually doesn’t exist, but oh right now, but I hope that he doesn’t spend eternity in hell when he comes back to some degree and no and that’s sad no but that’s between him and God, but not the love of someone who’s season to exist and is possibly damn to hell for eternity may not be the prize that you think it is.” says Lem.

“ but your quotation makes it sound like it is left so even if your heart intent was to be sarcastic and incendiary and insulting, why don’t you like what does that mean for you? What’s your punishment because a lot of people have gotten really confused from you?” says a living gay man.

“ well, that’s an interesting question that’s a very theological question Catholics would say that I’ve already experienced my torment watching my children and Lacey suffer the way that I have their lives have been awful who life has been hell. My son is has had epilepsy I’ve had to watch him get hurt by the husband who she’s married to a times and I’ve tried to help my son, but he has been hurt and that’s devastating to me as his father, so no, I say I have a pretty shitty afterlife considering it was at an innocent statement that I I I said, with some good heart intent if that’s how things work theologically.

I am here’s the thing though Lacey and I are fighters and will make it. We’re together for eternity now and she loves me and I love her and those are our kids and we will fight to tooth and nail for them to never go to hell in anyone else we are really fighting at and that’s the thing so that’s how that works. Theologically know we’re fighting him but then that’s that’s the problem. What is that’s not how it works theologically so that’s different discussion read out what what are the repercussions for arson what’s forgivable and what’s not is are over otherwise forgivable what in what is forgiveness It’s extraordinarily complicated.” says Lem.

Later.

“Lacey do you understand that you’re rich?” asks Casi.

“What do you mean?” says Lacey.

“Okay so you know how you’re rich…?” says Casi.

Lacey thinks about how she might mean it.

“Right. So…you’re richer than that.” says Casi.

Lacey looks confused.

“Right.

People start television shows…to make HALF…as much as ONE of your cousins…is worth net. Now. Forget more inheritance. …HALF.

You might not personally be worth that…but it’s too damn close to not be OBNOXIOUS to someone like me.

Do you not understand this?” says Casi.

“Understand what?” says Lacey.

Casi looks shocked. “Understand what I just said!” yells Casi, like Lacey is deaf.

“I’m not deaf. But okay…

Umm…I know that. Sort of.

To me…we have a reasonable level of wealth for our social class. See…I think of things like I’m British. Or wish I truly was, not just genetically. So $100 million split between people in a family feels…dangerously low.” says Lacey.

“FOR WHAT!?” yells Casi.

“The purposes of war.” says Lacey.

“Okay. Yeah. And one of your Nesheim cousins has a fighter jet?” says Casi.

“Yes.” says Lacey. “I’m like them in that way. We think like Norwegians preparing for a Nazi invasion, worse case scenario.”

“I raised everyone to be that way.” says Gunhild Nesheim. “My sister was awarded a medal by the King of Norway for her work as a spy in World War II. We’re very suspicious by nature. But not nefarious. Not at all! …No. We’ve been trusted to vote in the Electoral College, which requires honor. …We just have good sense.”

“Who would be attacking us though?” asks Nancy.

“There are many possibilities.” says Gunhild.

“You’re all very stoic too.” says Casi.

“They are!” says Lacey. “About as stoic as a people group can be.”

“So…$100 million is a lot. And trillions in oil is even more. Do you all realize that?” asks Casi.

They look at her confused.

They ponder it.

“Yeah. It was nice buying the old Mercedes.” says Bethany.

“We invested. And bought wine.” says Jill.

“Yah! Real good wine.” says Jill’s husband.

“Do you all sound Minnesota or native to Norway?” asks Casi.

“More Norwegian.” says Sonja.

Casi nods. “So…you all are an untapped aesthetic. We don’t understand you guys.”

They quietly ponder what she’s saying.

“You guys invented the Fargo accent. It exists because of you.” says Casi.

“I suppose in a way. Yes!” says Simon Johnson. “But they all still sound more Norwegian than Fargo.”

“We do. We’re too well educated to be honest.” says a Gen. Z Nesheim.

“Are they mad that you’re all still rich after the end of the oil boom?” asks Casi.

“Yes!” says Chris Hayes. “Mike made a $6 million estate for his family that’s no longer in his possession. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. They weren’t supposed to be so wealthy still. We didn’t do our research. We just made huge assumptions based on movies.” says MSNBC.

“Huh. So you didn’t know about the Hill family!” says Louis Hill Junior.

“No! Or the Nesheim Construction Company. Or Simon Johnson. Or other Swedish American families who have gone unnamed. We didn’t realize that the Nesheims…voted in the Electoral College. We just…assumed you all were dirt poor Jews and living in shacks essentially. Or hotdish-wealth.” admits the DNC.

“HOTDISH WEALTH!?!” says Minnesota.

“Yeah. You know? Like…you all are slow and sweet and eat too much hotdish.” says the DNC.

“Wow. Because our houses are worth $3 million instead of $50?” asks a Swedish heir from Minnesota.

“YES!” says Casi.

“But they’re better made houses.” says Lacey.

“Yes. They’re on granite too.” says Cass Gilbert.

“Huh. So…give us a rundown on all the US!” says Casi to the DNC.

“Like what everyone is?” asks the DNC.

“Yes!” says Casi.

“So there’s the Northeast. That’s the oldest and most…stuffy part of the country. Then there’s the granola Northeast. That’s like parts of Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire. Ahh…then there’s the Mid-Atlantic. That’s… And then I almost think Washington D.C. and New York City are their own things.

I guess there’s…the rust-belt.

Ahh…then there’s the American South.

The Great Plains States.

The West.

That’s it. Excluding Hawaii and Alaska.” says the DNC.

“So what about…the Deep South?” asks Frannie.

“How is that really any different than the American South?” says the DNC.

Casi laughs.

“Okay. What about the Southwest?” asks Nancy.

“Yeah. Sure. Okay?” says the DNC.

“So did the oil industry count on the political interests to inform them about the Nesheims?” asks Casi.

“Yes. To some degree. On a high level.” says the Illuminati.

“And you’re all clueless.” says Casi.

Silence.

“Do you all feel taken for a ride?” asks Casi.

“They were assuming they’d have a different impact on the Midwest. And it’s been…irritating to them.” says Chris Hayes.

“For political purposes.” says the DNC.

“Yeah. We can’t figure out how to keep a US President in power.” says Donald Trump.

“Because you didn’t know about Louis Hill Junior, so to speak?” asks a foreign accent.

“Yes. We assumed they all just picked their butts and ate hotdish like fools.” says the DNC.

“So! I get it.

You all assumed that once the oil ran out of popularity in the market, so to speak…and the oil jobs dried up that they’d all be poor. But you didn’t anticipate their being a stable middle class or Norwegian-American aristocracy privately owning 80% or so of the entire oil reserve?” says Casi.

“Yup!” says Shell.

“You just assumed that all of North Dakota was like the worst parts of West Virginia?” asks a white man.

“Yeah. But stupider.” admits the DN

“That’s…intriguing.” says a poor white man. “Are you the same people who believe in sanctuary cities?”

“Yes.” says a man.

“I’m surprised you all don’t think Minnesota and North Dakota are mostly Somali!” says a reader.

“Is Minnesota in the Rust Belt to all of you?” asks John Belter.

“Yes!” says MSNBC. “And it technically is in parts.”

John Belter looks concerned.

“Do you guys control the narrative on-on Wikipedia? Are you the ones that wrote that Lem was ‘confirmed’ as gay? Even while referencing a quotation from Red Fay that suggests that he was bisexual?” asks a reader.

“Yes, the truth is it’s all just a bunch of hearsay when it comes to his official orientation online. His entire Wikipedia page is all bullshit added up incorrectly to claim that he was gay.

None of the facts when compiled responsibly suggest that he was gay. Maybe bisexual…but definitely not gay.

And actually…his life when you add everything up or even when you look at certain parts of them by themselves- He actually seems like what this blog suggests he is. He seems to be a psychologically tormented and confused straight man.

And let’s be moral. …You cannot confirm someone’s sexual orientation from just being their friend. Really…that’s not a thing you can confirm easily about someone else at all. And if they never openly declare themselves as something, you can’t really say that they do. You cannot identify people as something of no scientific stature without them doing so themselves with integrity first.

So if someone doesn’t identify themselves as gay…then you don’t do that. Even after they die. You can mention gossip…but you can’t declare and confirm an actual sexual orientation of an individual based on other people’s perceptions and assumptions.

It’s egregious! Lem Billings’s Wikipedia page is total fucking bullshit. …It’s one of the biggest travesty’s on Wikipedia. And there are many. There are many. But his is one of them.” says a man in hiding from the US.

“So…Lacey…do you actually see him? Or experience him daily? And pray about it daily?” ask Bethany of Messiah. “You know I heard and saw the supernatural in my childhood house in New York.”

“Yes.” says Lacey.

She nods. “That’s…not typical.” she says.

“Yeah.” says Lacey, thoughtfully.

“No. Most people really don’t experience that.” she says forcefully to Lacey.

Lacey thinks.

“Do you guys still realize that!?” Casi asks the Illuminati.

“Mmm. Well. Something to consider, Casi.” says a man in the Illuminati.

“Do you all die?” asks Casi.

“Yes!!” yells an Italian.

She looks sad. Nervous. Worried.

“Umm…so…huh. I’m taking it that you all thought the decline in oil jobs in 2016 would cause a lot of Democratic voters in North Dakota. And maybe even Wisconsin, South Dakota, Iowa and Montana.” says a reader.

“Yup.” says the DNC.

“Oh wow. Huh.” says a Nesheim.

“But we’ve been here since the 1800’s!” says a North Dakotan.

“Yeah. So what?” says the DNC.

“You don’t understand history.” says a North Dakotan.

They stare blankly, possibly.

“Why did Diego do this!?” asks the DNC.

“He was extremely unhappy.“ says Chris.

“But you all didn’t understand his…plan?” asks a reader.

“He was very theatrical. And…we didn’t know he was quite that angry about the Illuminati. It was a shock to him…” says Chris.

This morning Lem woke up with Lacey and they made-out briefly. But the psychics channeling Lacey are also working, in some cases, for the Biden Administration and the DNC and for Bobby Kennedy Junior…can’t accept that. Because Bobby and other Kennedys can’t accept that. They never have any proof that Lem was gay but they insist he was. And they get hurt when you ask for their reasons. And they admit there’s no logical reason…but instead that they “just know.”

I’m not in love with Bobby Kennedy Junior and never have been but I do think it’s worth noting that he’s a product of his family. Lately they’ve been acting like he’s a bizarre exception in his lack of reasoning ability, and he’s not. They’re all like that if he’s like that. Maybe some of them are less obnoxious than he is…or less dysfunctional…but he’s not an exception to the rule. He’s a part of their overall family culture. Some people might think that’s a compliment to them…but it’s not. Maybe they’re not all bad. Great. That’s a lot of people.

They’re all Betty Draper as she’s written. For the most part. Betty Draper is middle class. It’s not a crime. And if it is it’s perverse that it’s become one in America.

Let’s give you an example of how the Kennedys made being middle class in America a crime.

Let’s go back to the Betty Draper experiment.

Betty Draper is Lacey again but I’m Don. We’ll have to ignore their interruptions, no matter how much it irritates them.

I walk in not from having an affair but from losing my job. We didn’t have a fight.

Lacey’s face drops.

I laugh trying to play it off. I sit down on the sofa.

“I lost my job.” I say.

“How!?” she says.

“I refused to stop taking smoking breaks.” says Lem.

“You aren’t taking smoking breaks. You’re asthmatic.” says Lacey.

I laugh. It’s true.

“Why don’t you just work in an office?” she says.

The Kennedys interrupt: “Lem was gay. He’d never work a physical labor job!!“

“I don’t want to be dull.” I say, putting my feet up on the coffee table and leaning back.

“You won’t be dull. You’ll be able to breath.” she says.

I close my eyes. Take a deep breath.

“I made roast.” she says.

I smile happily. Eyes still closed.

The Kennedys interrupt: “As a gay man Lem would have been using that moment to express himself. He’s not happy in the marriage. He’s not smiling because he’s smelling your roast, Lacey. That’s so stupid! Chill the fuck out!”

“I’ll go get you a plate.” she says. She races off to go make plates of dinner. Peas, carrots and potatoes with roast.

She brings the plates into the living room. I lay down on the sofa and sigh in relief to be home. Placing my head on one of her pillows.

“You can wash this! Right!?” I say.

“Yes!!” she says.

I relax more.

The Kennedys interrupt: “Lem isn’t relaxing!!”

“I’m going to have a chat with Peter. If you let me.” she says.

The Kennedys interrupt: “Who’s Peter? There is no Peter. …And you’d never ask for Lem’s permission unless you were like…a religious fundamentalist. Just a little bit of a historical perspective to consider. …Like actual history. Not your weak, ignorant bullshit.”

I eat my dinner. Think.

“Do you need milk?” she asks.

I smile. She goes to get milk. Sits back down again.

“Yes. You can talk to Peter.

But I’m not doing his homework. If he wants my help on his project I’m doing it right.” I say.

“Your degree from Princeton is very useful.

I have no idea why you thought manual labor made sense!” she says, losing her temper.

I sense her frustration.

“You don’t understand!” I yell.

She listens.

I close my eyes in thought.

“I don’t want to be evil.” I say simply.

“Why are you yelling at me!?” she says, seething.

“You know why!” I say, suspiciously. I smile. Lean back.

“Why?” she asks.

“Lacey. I’m a Puritan.” I say.

“I’m not a heathen!” she says.

I smirk flirtatiously in reference to the night before. She catches the reference and it makes her feel embarrassed.

“Lacey you feel bad.” says Lem. “But there’s no reason to.”

And at that she takes my milk and throws it in my face.

In shock I sit and recalculate. I messed-up. She stands and waits still holding the glass.

“I’m jealous.” I say.

She throws the glass.

“Lacey. I was a virgin. You had experience.

And what makes me mad…is that you slept with Louis. Lacey my family is wealthy, okay. But…not like them.” I say. I eat my dinner.

The Kennedys interrupt: “Lem is eating!? Yeah right! He’s not. That’s a lie. He’s not eating. No! You know what I mean!!! …He’s gay. Get a clue and get over it.”

“Lem. It’s not…what I wanted. It’s just…the nature of a fallen world.” says Lacey.

I spit my food out. And then I walk over to her and kiss her and carry her into our room.

“Lem this doesn’t erase what what happened.” she says, as I carry her.

“I know that.” I say, angry. I throw her on our bed gently.

“Why did you do that!??” I say.

“Lem!! You weren’t there!” she says.

“I…don’t care. Almost at all.” I say.

“But that’s reality.” she says.

The Kennedys interrupt: “Oh! This is where he slaps her silly! Right!? He slaps her silly!? Like…clear across the face!? Pow!”

“Why?” I ask.

She pushes me off of her. And goes to make herself a cup of tea.

The Kennedys interrupt: “See! Irreparable damage to the marriage! They’re toast! It’s through. …But he’s gay anyway. So no problem. …She’s just stupid!”

I follow her into the kitchen.

“You don’t love me!” she says.

“No. I do!” I insist.

She closes her eyes. Calms herself.

She makes herself some tea. Pours milk in first.

“Lacey…what’s hurting you?” I ask.

“I’ve told you what happened before. Why don’t you remember?” she says sadly.

“I need to hear it again.” I say.

She tells me as she sips her tea. I try not to be angry.

“I have a problem with how…you know he’d still want you.” I say.

She thinks. “Lem. You’re cruel.” she says.

I think. “Lacey! He still wants you!”

And at that she goes in our room and shuts the door behind her.

I march in and grab her and carry her out to the car.

“Where are we going?” she says.

“I’m taking us on a little excursion!” I say, still angry.

“Where!??” she says.

“To Vermont.” I say.

She’s silent.

“Let’s stop and get two hot coffees to go.” I say.

“Lacey…I feel like he’s challenging me. And I’ll win. But…I hate it.” I explain.

“Why don’t you care about my feelings?” asks Lacey.

“Because you’re still in love with him.” I say.

“YOU REPULSE ME!!” she yells.

I laugh.

“I’ll have to kill you?” she says, questioning God.

“No.

Lacey…we can’t- I can’t believe he’s over you. And you…did what you did with him. I know you. It meant something.” I say.

“What do you know about that!?!” bites Lacey. “My gosh. Who do I kill?” she says to God.

Silence.

“I don’t think you’ll have to kill me.” I say.

“Why?” she says.

“Because…I’m just jealous.” says Lem. “It’s more than that actually. But…I suppose on a certain level it’s just jealousy.”

“That’s stupid.” says Lacey. She sips her coffee.

“Why?” I ask.

“BECAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE!!” she yells, politely.

I drive and think. “But you still have feelings for him. And he still has feelings for you.”

“Yes.” she says blithely. She laughs a shallow, posh, darkly amused laugh. She smiles and laughs. “Oh dear God!” she says.

“What?” I ask.

“What utter stupidity! What absolute nonsense this shit world is…at times.” she says, darkly amused. Then pointing out at a herd of cows she says, “OH! What gorgeous cows! Yes! Sometimes it’s not utter evil.” she says happily.

“So you see your entanglement with Louis as a tragic mistake?” says I.

“Isn’t that what you think it is? Or don’t you know? …Are you a fucking idiot?” she asks.

I think. “Of course I do.”

“No. You’re thinking I should go back to him. He’s got so much damn money. Right?” she says. “PULL OVER THE CAR!” she commands me.

We pull over.

She opens her door.

“I can’t stand this conversation. Excuse me, peasant while I enjoy God’s green Earth. You may sit and relax. Don’t leave me here.” she says, fighting back tears.

The Kennedys interrupt: “She’s not really sad. That’s a lie!!! I am sad. We are sad. WE are the sad ones. She’s a LIAR!!!”

“Do you really think I’d leave you here!?” I ask.

“THEN DO IT!!!” she screams, slamming the door shut and fighting back tears.

She then turns and holding her coffee she gracefully tip toes through the grass by the side of the road to get a better view of the cows. She finds this all wonderfully satisfying and fantastic. And by the time she reaches the wire fence she is reasonably calm and actually quite enjoying herself. She sips her coffee happily.

I sit in the car. Roll down the window. Watch her. And then realizing that I should never have stayed in the car in the first place possibly I decide the only thing to do is to stay in the car.

She turns around and glares at me. Hurt.

“More coffee?” I yell through the open window.

“Would you like me to slit my throat?” she asks sincerely.

“No.” I get out of the car and join her.

“This coffee is cold.” she says, in disapproval.

“Yes. Well. Coffee is very problematic in that way.” I say, walking over to the wire fence myself now. I take a look at the cows.

“That’s a very sick cow.” she says, pointing one out in particular.

“Yes!” I say. I study her.

“He’s a very nice cow.” she says.

“No. That’s a female.” I say.

“Oh. I thought in America it was all different.” she says.

“I’m a bull!” I say.

“Hardly.” she says. “See! I can do it too! Be a stupid, ignorant, worthless ass.”

And at that she prances back to the car and gets in. Finishes her cold coffee. Waits.

I get in.

“Let’s go.” I say. “Shut your door, please.”

She shuts her door.

She sits turned toward me staring at me.

I drive slowly down the gravel road.

“I don’t understand…how you could possibly make it not mean anything.” I say.

“That’s God’s grace. He’s so clever that way. It happened in the fallen world. So…just like how I didn’t know what was going on…given the fallen nature of time and space…I can forget. I’m barely able to recall it anymore. I recall enough to know what happened and how I felt.” she says. “So…those memories are…devoid of any pleasure at all. They’re complete shit.”

“But you still feel something!” I say.

She laughs. “Isn’t that funny?”

“You don’t trust me.” I say.

“Not entirely.” she says.

“Why?” I say.

“Because. You’ve made too many missteps of a grave nature.” she says.

“Like trying manual labor. And getting fired. And being Jack Kennedy’s friend.” says I.

“I refuse to answer.” she says.

“I don’t care.” says Lem. “You’re mine.”

“But that’s just it. Do you really even want me?” she says.

I remain silent.

“My word should mean more.” I say.

“I’m going to open my door and escape.” she warns me.

Horrified I pull over the car.

“I think I’m being demonically attacked. Have you ever heard of that?” I say.

“Yes.” she says.

“I feel as though I can’t think or speak as myself. And if I do someone is going to get really offended.” I say. “It’s a spirit of profound evil-peasant greed and lust. It’s murderous. And almost pure evil.”

“Right. Oh well. This is my country. And yet not.

I’m not abandoning you. But I wasn’t the one who decided to befriend the Kennedys.” she says.

“Yeah.” I say.

She waits.

“Let’s be honest. You…can’t trust me…” he says. “You just can’t. Truly.”

“No. I can’t.

I’d love to. But I don’t see why I should have to.

What difference does it make to you anyway of you’re trustworthy? I’m not a fraud. So what does it matter?” she says.

“You can’t be as happy.” he says.

“Can you?” she says.

“No.” I say.

She waits.

“It’s fine.” I say.

“You’re disgusting. I’d have realized this ions ago. You’ve been sadistically torturing me for no damn good reason.

And now what? I can’t get over Louis.” she says.

“Yes. You’re right. Except…it was mistaken torture and I’m not disgusting.” says I.

“Why do we have to be so perfectly happy?” she says, repulsed.

“Because that’s what we were created to be.” says I.

“Fine! Not my problem!!” she says.

The Kennedys interrupt: “No! That is your problem!! You have failed miserably to be happy. You failure!”

“No. We can’t fix the things other people do to our brains. But I’m going to do my best.” I say. I kiss her passionately. We have to calm ourselves because we’re in public. Or rather, I do.

The Kennedys interrupt: “No. Not true! You have to fix it. You alone are responsible for your own happiness.

Lem is gay! …Lem is gay! You added that part of the kissing scene to confuse me. And I respect your sect’s opinion on lust. But we are nit seeing eye to eye. Okay?

Lem was attracted to men. Not that it matters. I was gay too. The whole family is. …Grow-up.”

I stop kissing her. I drive. We smile.

The Kennedys interrupt: “See! He’s driving! He’s gay. He wouldn’t drive if he was straight. He’d fuck her.

Yup. See…that’s what we do. We fuck them.”

Then we actually are quite fine.

The Kennedys interrupt: “NO! You’re not. You’re not. Something fell apart.

Christ wouldn’t abandon me like that. I got the shit. I’m poor!

No. Relax. Something went wrong.

Relax!”

Later.

“No. There’s nothing wrong. At least nothing that I can’t fix.” says God.

The Kennedys interrupt: “I need that in reality. You fucker!”

Silence.

The Kennedys interrupt: “Then why is it named ‘Well…No.’ because that’s him being gay. Like…’This could all be true. But….no. I was gay.’”

Living gay men head bang to the thought of Lem being gay. They laugh and raise their hands in victory.

The Kennedys interrupt: “Say! This isn’t my thing? No. It is.”

Living gay men don’t hear him and neither does Lacey usually.

The Kennedys interrupt: “That’s okay. He’s mine. But you my homeboys. We rock this shit together. …Yeah. Okay.”

(Adult content below)

“Was Jack gay?” asks a living gay man.

The Kennedys interrupt: “I was not really gay.”

“You were.” says a living gay man.

“I was what?” asks JFK, smiling.

“No. Bisexual is a bus stop on the way to Gaytown. And I know you were in love with Jackie.” says a living gay man.

“Fine. I don’t mind…if you suck my cock though.” says JFK.

They don’t hear him.

“I DON’T MIND IF YOU SUCK MY COCK!” yells JFK.

They don’t hear him.

Rip Horton stumbles into him.

“I’m in love!” says JFK, thrilled to have a taste of consensual gay sexual contact.

Rip giggles and stupidly just walks off.

Marsie rolls her eyes. “RIP!” she yells at Rip Horton.

“I’m not acknowledging him!” says Rip in a snotty voice.

“No!! Please. Just a date!?” says Marsie.

Casi cries. “This is why…I didn’t marry a woman. The ones who find you attractive are all…gross bitches.”

“I don’t even find you attractive!” says Marsie.

“Yeah right!” says Casi. She scoffs.

“Homosexuality between women and women is happening in the perfume community!??” says Ekaterina, in possible genuine shock.

“Ekaterina. Why would you assume it isn’t?” asks a Madison.

“You’re crazy!” says Ekaterina.

“Ahh. So…why would you assume that?” asks Madison.

“ I just have to say if there’s been Carnation, if transgendered people exist I’m pretty sure part of the confusion that some people have had with Lacey in the perfume community is that she was so close as far as like as close as like someone could be to someone who they weren’t really close to to at least one, if not two transgendered women and I think that confuse some people it may or may not have confuse them but I think it confused other people because she’s very conservative and I think they I think they couldn’t figure out how she could be, so how she could understand you guys so well but it was better than they do and I think it’s because if there is reincarnation or maybe even if there’s not, but if transgendered people exist and you really are just women, she knows who you really are like she actually sees who you really are and I think that’s why she I mean Lacey is lazy so it’s like what’s the problem I know who these evil are I don’t yeah I don’t think she was like best friends with you people but I think if you really exist as women she knew who you were and then it’s like what’s the big deal they’re not my best friends but it’s not people that I would hate and maybe being transgender they have more empathy for me. No big because I have a feeling that Madison and another person probably would’ve been a little snotty to her, if they had been born sis and they made luck, maybe that’s her cultural confusion and not understanding that British woman may not have been as mean to her as Americans were or even Canadians but what she experienced was that when women were really cool and in with the trends and aware of how to wear make up that they were mean they were really mean to her and so no she’s not. I mean she wouldn’t be crying about this right now but no they were really mean and so I think that was part of the problem was that she related to those transgendered people and I thought oh well maybe they can be nice to me now and they would be nice and she’s like well. They’re adults if you wanna be nice to me that’s cool, maybe it’s sincere maybe I can actually relate to people I know these people as women essentially and actually finally talk to a woman who’s cool and not have you know this hostile vile conversation and I think that’s where she got hurt because it seems like not both of them, but at least one of them started being snotty to her after a while especially after Dimitri started being snotty to her and I think that was very hurtful because she thought was crap. I thought maybe you’d have more empathy for me now but I guess not. I guess the minute that you start fitting in people start seeing who you really are you just don’t have the time of day for me and you think I’m some terrible worthless piece of shit and that really hurt and that was happening around the same time that a lot of other people were attacking her and I know I observe that I might be a ghost and I or a demon I don’t know. Oh my God sort that one out but let me tell you something it makes a lot of people angry, if they’re not really women, it makes a lot of demons angry for various different reasons because that would’ve been such a good strategy. If you really are just men befriending her would’ve been so golden so perfect her knowledge and you would’ve made you people not only seem like women, but it would’ve shut so many people up and it would’ve made you seem deeper and more heroic than most people and that would’ve been an amazing plan for Satan to use he would’ve hit a jackpot with that one if it’s not allowed if it’s not really even real.

Oh, and if it is real then no it just hurts. It hurt a lot of dead people because it’s like why why do you send me like empathy the minute that Dimitri and Mira or someone else start talking to you like you’re better than her you just jump on that train and just take up. You know it take a real quick exit I mean what the fuck Like Anne and maybe you didn’t both kind of what it what what yeah one person who she was friends with so to speak do not react quite as badly as another one so I’m sure the other one would like to say it’s a personality thing but no they talked at least once or twice about make up and it just and maybe she misunderstood but it seems sort of like there was this new coldness towards Lacey and suspicion edit it really was totally unfounded whatever the fuck it was they were thinking She’s not a start she’s not lowly she’s not a bitch she’s not backward there’s nothing wrong with her and she’s not a hateful person either you guys invented so many false narratives in your head about her I don’t even know where to begin and that’s where it’s at because it seemed like Madison started out being aware that she should probably be nice to Lacey And then took a total turn for the worse according to some people and just started being an absolute cold bitch hopefully not but we’re worried she did and I am you know if she didn’t then then why was a person? Why was it? Why did it seem that way? Why was it orchestrated to look like that?

I don’t think I don’t think Madison had enough respect for Lacey and frankly her superiority and a lot of the stuff that you said Madison about how the upper class we’re just traders and thieves is absolute fucking bullshit and you’re kind of a petty lower class bitch I don’t think you really wanted to be Lacey‘s friend or watt I mean the problem is if it’s a class issue Lacey is way above you and I don’t understand why you couldn’t have just excepted that or did you and then other people made it seem like you hadn’t I don’t know it’s confusing, but that was a trouble spot in the Perfume community, because she stood up for you behind your back And conversations with Stephanie from Malaysia. Stephanie said oh people hate her. They think she is so gross and Lacey said I don’t think that’s why I think it’s because she’s prettier than those people and they’re just jealous of her and you I don’t think you probably had the same kindness towards her did you Madison no no behind Lacey‘s back you probably said she’s not British she just pretends to be and if she is, she’s an aristocrat and they’re just worthless piece of shit And they’re not medicine I’m sorry, so are you more American? Yeah are you more of an American to heart trying to be British or are you really British and it’s we don’t hate you but we’re bit suspicious of you because it seems like you were used and it seems like there was some little clique of people who just decided for no fucking good reason to attack Lacey and she’s not paranoid, she’s really not sure if you read this blog, you know that people have approached her totally out of the blue like Marcy and wanted to have long conversations with her. You guys read this block you’re obsessed with her to some degree she’s not paranoid people still gossip about her and the perfume can we do people still copy her and try to play games with her head.

Oh, the thing is Madison just because you could be friends with her based on your personalities or even social class and personality doesn’t mean that you had a right to be such a bitch to her if you were maybe you weren’t but if you were no it doesn’t give you a right just because you were born trans to be mean to her because she was nice to you know that’s yeah if if you are a woman in heaven, that was totally inappropriate and maybe you’re not a woman you know maybe you’re not I don’t know right or do I know who am I but you’ve got to be a heck of a lot less dishonest, all of you reading this block.” says an entity.

“ Madison felt like you bullied her.” says Dmitry.

“ how would Lacey have bullied her? I’m too angry to let her respond. How the fuck would she have bullied any of you?” says Lem.

“ because we sense that she’s Scotia and we’re too stupid to just except that she’s better than us no I’m sorry that’s all it is but some people apparently Dmitry is not really Australian or if he is he’s a fucking ignorant asshole and apparently Madison Madison‘s never left Liverpool or wherever she lives but no sincerely Lacey is like a Scottish person who may or may not still exist maybe most of Scotland’s to Americanized but I’d like to think that there are some Scottish women who still exist and that you’re not just all bunch of American fucking idiots.” says Marsie.

“ but then she’s totally different to us Marcy. If that’s who she is, she’s actually very indifferent. It’s not that she doesn’t necessarily care but she’s actually totally fucking indifferent.” says Madison.

“ I am no that’s true. I do actually care about people but in a certain level no I’m indifferent as much as I should be I didn’t know you people I did care, but I didn’t know you.” says Lacey.

“ so do you want to go hook up?” says Madison to Lacey.

“What are you talking about? Why would I wanna hook up with you?“ scoffs Lacey.

“ hey because I’m just a gay man right is know what you think?” says Madison.

“ I know do you think I’m a fucking idiot you little bitch I don’t want to sleep with a gay man I don’t wanna sleep with a woman and frankly if you were bisexual, I wouldn’t want to sleep with you either. No I don’t even know that I think that that’s extraordinarily presumptuous of you.” says Lacey.

“ then how do I hate you? I feel like I should hate you.” says Madison.

“ you feel like you should hate me? first of all that’s absolutely pathetic.

That is a marker of social class board has been people who go off of that got sons in that way, which is actually possibly quite intricate in regard to me generally tend to be in the lower class which should make you lower class Madison why do you really feel like you should hate me it’s unfortunately because of what I said I don’t know but generally women like you if you are a woman feel very superior to me maybe eventually you would realize that it’s an issue of class because most British women I think probably did realize that while I was there and chose to steal my clothing when I was gone at the mile stone, instead of being a bitch to my face Which I actually believe you’re not as preferable I would rather have someone steal a $400 coat clean my room, not poison my food and I’ll be a bitch to my face and then just steal my coat my brand new coat that actually is preferable, but that being said, I don’t know why you people hate me so much I’m really not a terrible person um in America it’s not that obvious though in America women don’t think I should be nice to her and then behind her back steal her coat it’s not necessary for her to have that coat. I would like to have a $400 coat at the time it’s probably closer to five for swap $600 now It’s not a terribly expensive coat but it’s not cheap either. I have a feeling there are plenty of maids to thought no I’m gonna steal her $600 coat but again I’m not gonna do something really truly cruel to her like ruin her day or ruin her life or poison her food I’m just gonna take a coat and sell it or keep it for myself I know again that’s far more moral than yeah ruining my day or making me cry or something but no I I don’t understand why I don’t. I don’t get why that’s even necessary but I really don’t but that’s a different topic potentially, but Americans never seem to realize that that’s what they’re actually angry about.

No in America they don’t get that it’s a class issue. And so they want to make it about my beauty, which is sort of absurd because in England, I feel like they think we’re no different people have different levels of beauty that’s widespread in every class there are wealthy people who are handsome there are poor people who are handsome that’s sort of arbitrary. And but in America they don’t know that apparently from my experience in observation know they don’t know if that and so they try to make that but but bothers him as I am so pretty that’s what that’s what bothers and they say. And I know what other times they try to make it my intelligence or they have a goody two shoes and I’ve heard lots of theories in America but what really bothers that is is it probably an issue of social class.

Add and that’s the problem. Um, I don’t Madison. I don’t know what you were processing in your head. I don’t know what happened, but I think I hope that you would realize that we could be acquaintances. And I resent you making it about homosexuality and transgendered people I mean what the hell why are you doing that to me as a human? Why are you stabbing me in the back like that because then I can’t address whatever is actually problematic because I can’t figure it out. I can’t read your mind, so I don’t I mean I don’t know is that really do you think I’m hateful towards you? I’m not I’m not some hateful backward bigot and I don’t think all upper class people are worthless piece of shit you know I wish I knew more about what was happening in Great Britain, I thought about subscribing to the independent. I may have to do that because I don’t I can’t figure out what’s going on with you people I don’t I don’t know if you’re starving to death or if you’re being overtaken by Islam I can’t figure it out, but it’s absolutely absurd that you would jump on the stupid ass wagon that I am somehow some fucking backward bigot I’m not know what time you looked at me and you said you look like Kim Cattrall. And that was so nice not very few people of ever really actually looked at my face and noticed, but I actually look like I actually do look like her very slightly. I know we’re not identical, but there’s a very slight similarity and no it’s weird because it was. It’s like you noticed that and we were somehow sometimes able to talk to each other and I thought, this person really does understand that I exist.

And no, you know I I think it’s a bit much to expect me to have this crystal clear 100% thought through totally figured out idea of what a transgendered person is Peter Kreeft himself struggles with the concept and he’s a very well-known Catholic theologian. it’s not a simple thing Madison and people who try to make it. Simple are very frustrating to deal with. I don’t wish you any harm, I would have to take every situation on a case by case basis, but I can’t make these huge pronouncements like people seem to want me to or demand that I do. I don’t think that’s fair to me as a human to expect me to do that, but I don’t wish you harm towards you, and I’m sorry that you unfortunately have to deal with that reality. There are some people sweetie who shouldn’t be in power they can’t handle that responsibility. I am not one of them and I wish there were more people who thought like me live right now if there’s reincarnation, I don’t know I guess we’re all dead or something or children being tortured but no weak weak. I can’t make such a quick pronouncements about something that profound.“ says Lacey.

“ do you know would you have been as ticked off? Would you have been as pissed off? If if we had stolen Chanel 22 from you would you have been is angry if we treated you like you were a snob who is actually from an old money, family, which you are, so if we’ve been like yeah she’s just old money and she annoys us because she doesn’t have to work to buy her perfume so we’re just gonna steal Chanel 22 from her and copy her to piss her off. Would that have bothered you at all?“ says Madison.

“ oh, no, not at all I would’ve thought it was rather sprightly and funny and I would’ve taken it to heart and thought well shoot. This is something to think about.“ says Lacey.

“ oh my God you guys are obsessed with them. I did not. It is so fucking obvious that the gays are treating Lacey like she’s Jack and vice versa. No Lacey is not gay. Jack is gay. Jack is the one who is secretly gay and wants to sleep with you. Lacey is the one who is straight and wouldn’t have been horribly upset if you wrote a book about her, but now would be probably livid because it’s an invasion of her privacy because she’s with Lem. and I have a feeling he was straight. I’m sorry.” says a billionaire.

“ and I just want to say in behalf of Islam, that Lacey‘s approach is very humanitarian and upstanding, and that we applied her decency and trying to make it very difficult. Such a situation makes sense. We generally do not acknowledge homosexuals as being sane and we’re never going to change that ever, and you know really that’s fine if we had the approach of her and Vladimir Putin, I don’t know that you even care unless if you’re determined to make everyone be your best friend in some very middle class way. The end for the Madisons of the world to be honest you stumble out of major religions because you do see him for a minute and we do believe in a spirit and so that’s where the LGBTQ community is toxic because it’s grouping a lot of people together, who really may not actually have that much in common and it’s unfair to all of you.” says Islam.

“ oh, I know that’s actually interesting question I worry that someone like Madison might actually be conservative and even be anti-herself if she if she wasn’t actually transgender that’s first tragic if she really is a woman because she’s not able to be she’s not able to process that part of her perspective if she’s a woman and maybe she’s not, but if she is that sad and that’s where I agree with Islam, we have taken a far more liberal approach in Israel and that may not be to our benefits according to some people, including our president. We worry that we’ve gone to far in accommodating American liberals.” says Israel.

“Well Madison just explain to us and why why doesn’t Lacey care if we steal Chanel 22 because I have a feeling that a lot of people thought that was a silver bullet and apparently it’s not.” says the perfume community.

“ big because it was just it was her signature fragrance. It wasn’t like her identity enough to really truly piss her off and you can’t really steal even if it’s it even if it is you can’t really steal someone’s like actual skin sense of theirs or their skin chemistry that’s impossible so it’s still her perfume, but I think she knew that it would make people feel less evil. If you people feel less hateful towards her, and that it would somehow sort of help the situation be a little less toxic, but that’s not the approach people talk in America is it I can’t speak for Dimitri. I can say that she’s still friends with at least one person from Great Britain and that says something to me about who we are here. I don’t think we were the problem and if we were, I have a feeling if she was here there wouldn’t be a problem. I don’t think people would be confused about who she is if she was here, I am I don’t know what we would think was happening but I don’t think we would be horribly confused about who she actually is as a person frankly because she looks like Scotia so she walked around in Scotland and they saw her eyes I have a feeling they not be freaked out, but then they also think whatever because people here aren’t as scared of the supernatural as Americans at least that’s potentially true and so I don’t. I don’t think it would’ve been a horrible horrific event which does make me wonder. The premise of this whole blog is that she’s trying to come to Great Britain to live even just for a while and I wonder if it’s for her survival and the survival of a lot of other people and it’s like the inverse of what happened with Jack and Lem’s when Jack and love went to Germany they may have triggered a lot of awful stuff because people were observing them that’s not conspiratorial it’s common sense Jack’s father was ambassador to great Britain. I mean come on they were watching those two.

Oh, and I worry that it’s the opposite with Lacey so it’s like they shouldn’t really have been visiting Nazi Germany. I think the reason they were is because Jack had some delusional, narcissistic idea of himself and Lem him he may have even thought he was German, somehow, which he was not the Rockefellers were German I don’t think the Kennedys were unless if they were also possibly Ashkenazi Jews. and I mean they might’ve been faking slightly too but that’s a different topic but no I am my gut sense is that she was she supposed to be living here or in or in Canada and or at least have the ability to have lived here a year in the last eight years she should’ve probably lived here for a year or two in the last eight years but it’s been totally thwarted and I don’t think it was because she was insane. I think she was sane, and I think it was the exact opposite of the annihilation of herself and other people it was actually to help other people.” says Madison.

“ yeah, that is possibly all true. I will write more later.” says Lem. “ people need to stop reverting the Holy Spirit but stealing her signature fragrance is not the same thing as kidnapping her children or harming her in some physical way so don’t get any bright ideas from reading this blog also I really was straight and so was Lacey and but we’re not here to help Jack or his residual energy energy have sex with men so stop bothering us about that