Bobby As Matchmaker

In the last 10 minutes, Lacey has been trying to relax because she’s getting sick and she’s trying not to, but Bobby has been trying to play matchmaker with her and Peggy. 

Lacey: No, I’m not rejecting her Bobby.

She’s actually a very pretty lady.

And Peggy’s married.

And that’s just a silly conversation.

Bobby: But she’s Irish, like my family, so hey-

But sweetheart, I’m straight.

*he laughs, awkwardly*

An actress: OK I have a feeling Lacey is just stuck being straight. And maybe she always was? Okay?

It’s possible that in some other lifetime she was slightly bisexual, but I have a feeling that she’s always been attracted to men. I have a feeling she’s with Lem! *she says, cheerfully*

And I have a feeling that she probably is just straight, at least now.

Do you feel guilty? 

Lacey: No, Bobby, Peggy is a wonderful woman, but I’m not interested. And I don’t know how to guarantee this, but I think I was always straight and I definitely love Lem.

Bobby: But if you were just even a little bit gay, don’t you wonder if you missed out?

Lacey: Well, maybe that’s proof that I was never gay.

Cause, no. I have no feelings like that.

Or maybe that was in a previous life, when I was married to him and he was alive at the same time and I decided that it was nothing but rubbish for me, because I was that in love with him.

But no, I don’t have those feelings.

God: She was straight.

And this is a big if. Because there may not even be reincarnation, but no, she was actually straight.

Bobby: Yes. I feel dumb.

I feel…guilty.

A reader: So…in a way you think Peggy Flanagan is a wonderful woman. But, you’re also skeptical of her. Correct?

Lacey: Yes.

Tucker Carlson: Did you like the film, “Forest Gump”?

Lacey: Yes!

I think it was a masterpiece.

I don’t think…we fully appreciate how good of a movie it actually was, yet.

…It’s America.

I think, worst case scenario, he is America. Interesting that he’s named Forest.

There’s something touching about his heart. As dumb as he is. He’s very…fervent. And I think that’s America, at its best.

And maybe…our…downfall…is betraying Jenny. Selling those kids.

We’re supposed to protect the most vulnerable and downtrodden. Maybe love them more than anything. Like Christ loved the church. Not…molest them. No. Like Christ loved the church. ….The analogy ceases to exist when it becomes something sexual. Then it’s another analogy. But…like Christ loves the church.

Forest Gump: I exist.

In another realm.

And she’s right.

I am America. Symbolically.

Funny, how none of you have ever seen that!? *he says, skeptically*

I’m me. But…right now I asked God to make me smarter. To have this conversation.

Why don’t you talk about that more!? I am America.

Lacey: *watches the trailer to Forest Gump and weeps over America*

F. Scott Fitzgerald: I helped that film.

He is America.

Yes! I inspired the writers.

We are allowed to do that. On occasion.

We work with them.

…Forest…may not know a lot…but he knows love. He is…everything America was supposed to be, at its absolute best. …And in the end, Jenny loves him. And it’s a beautiful, rare sort of love. Because somehow…it’s an equal partnership. He’s just that…great. And he loves her…that…profoundly.

He’s not JFK. He’s…what Lem was supposed to be. He’s what America was supposed to be.

Lacey isn’t Jenny. But…I did borrow from Lacey, to create Jenny. As I borrowed from Lem, to create Forest.

…But we aren’t Forest Gump, anymore. And we’re…falling apart.

G

*later*

Casi: I’m speaking to you from the afterlife because I’m very angry. You need to stop being pretentiously spiritual.

I warned you last night!

The Illuminati: Casi was that Simpsons episode warning? With like the roller coaster?

Casi: Yes!

What was she saying yesterday!?

About trains.

And then she got into a fight with Michelle?

What the hell you guys!? What the fucking hell!?

Stop messing with her brain!

*later*

Lacey: I wasn’t being racist.

Toledo? Ohio.

We had some involvement with trains. Apparently. In Great Britain.

30?

Putin: Stop messing with me.

I fucked her. Okay!

Years ago.

Maybe I still have feelings. Maybe not. …Stop using that. It’s not safe.

It was years ago. And…maybe we didn’t-

The point is…you’re not taking this seriously enough…

One of Lacey’s neighbors: WE DID NOT DO THIS!!

The CIA: We know.

Thank you.

A Spanish man: What happened?

God: They keep daring her and daring Putin to prove themselves because they keep believing that they’re bad asses who are untouchable. It’s kind of deranged…on their parts.

And so yesterday when Lacey was innocently talking about her servants and about her house, there must be something and I’m saying this from a human perspective because I know what’s happening, but I can’t easily explain it to you. There’s something happening because she’s actually talking to real dead people and you’re going to have to get past the American Christian misunderstanding of the supernatural.

Catholics in the past used to believe that people could talk to the dead. They didn’t practice necromancy, but they used to believe that the dead were not always gone from the Earth.

OK, so that’s why there’s All Saints day. That’s why people used to leave food for their dead relatives on their doorstep because they fervently believed that dead people were still in existence. They just didn’t have a physical body anymore.

OK, but I’ve told you not to practice necromancy for a reason. It’s not because there are no ghosts it’s because it’s not safe and it’s an abomination to me. I have her talking to dead people for her own safety and they’re talking to her in a way that is not necromancy.

She can handle it because she’s doing it with my help and the Holy Spirit and that’s the way that her body is currently existing by my choice.

She’s not a psychic psychics can relate to her because they do experience some similar things physically because it is somewhat physical, but she’s not a psychic.

She’s actually talking to real dead people almost like she’s dead herself, but she’s not technically dead.

When you talk to her at this point after what happened the other day yes this is that serious. You need to be far more careful.

Because you have her brain operating in a way that is astounding. She’s altering between several different realms every day off and on back and forth and what you’re doing is altering things that you should not be altering.

You’re trying to manifest an attack against her you’re trying to manifest an attack against Putin. You’re trying to do all these evil things through manifestation.

And because you’re manifesting things left and right, trying to manifest this and manifest that you are accidentally through her brain because of what she’s doing manifesting disaster. No, she’s not guilty. You are.

Stop thinking that your holy when you’re evil hearted people.

Maybe there’s some goodness in you from me actually but that’s not your whole heart and that is certainly not what you’re doing when you’re manifesting evil against people who are innocent.

She’s an innocent person and you keep trying to attack her and so her body and self-defense protects itself and then you don’t let it do that and you try to suffocate her because you’re angry for stupid reasons.

I told you to stop playing with fire because I needed to warn you and you did not listen as usual. *he yells at the Illuminati*

A reader: so they manifested a train crash?

God: yes!!!

Bobby was lusting after people he was never interacting with the ghost. They are not doing the same thing. I know that irritates people for narcissistic reasons yes, your narcissistic you’re offended by her for narcissistic reasons. *he yells at the Illuminati*

Not everybody can talk to the dead the way that she does OK and if you want that experience, oh my think again.

OK, the Earth is a wonderful place but it’s not actually a playground.

That’s an interesting theological concept, but it’s not accurate.

You treat the Earth like your playground in the illuminati because you’re so rich and protected that you’re not in touch with reality anymore. And then you give yourself these delusions of spiritual grandeur.

When you talked with her about the train crash, yeah? You needed to realize that the royal family has chosen not to protect Christianity when they’re supposed to be. That was their choice, but it actually is a violation of their own people. They may not see it that way because they may feel as though they’ve evolved, but that’s not actually right even from a humanist perspective because their culture is Christian and pretending otherwise is really phony and pathetic.

They have not been protecting her and so she was talking about reincarnation which is an interesting concept. If it’s real, it is very much something I discussed in the Bible and it was part of what I created if it’s actually something that’s happening OK and that’s not a problem to me. I’m God if I created it I’m not unaware of it because it would be a part of Christianity. That’s not really understood. OK, but it’s not part of Christianity that is understood.

So she has to approach it in that way, and if there’s reincarnation, she was British and someway she was more powerful than most living people even in the royal family because it was very different and they don’t understand that but it’s real. They were a very different country back then and I don’t have time right now because of the fact that I’m talking through a woman who is not me to explain this to you, but basically because you approach the conversation the way that you did and that she has no protection from them as Christians and they’re just throwing things up in the air and seeing what sticks essentially Theologically it was a disaster waiting to happen

Because if there is reincarnation, she is the empress of the Holy Roman Empire. That is not something that Jack or Bobby can take away from them and I’m gonna say it that way because that is the reality of it he wanted her not the other way around. They hate that and they have her confused but that’s not reality. Reality is that he wanted her yes people want her. Isn’t that something? I’m sorry that offends you but that’s reality! *he SCREAMS*

Yes, she’s wanted if that bothers you so much that you reject me and go to Hell, I should’ve never created you.

Some of you I think are you going to reject salvation because you’re so offended by her existing!? *he yells*

It’s sick! you have a sick fixation!

So the problem is that he wanted her not the other way around even though yes she does want him obviously but he wanted her first and what that does. Energetically is create a situation that Bobby can’t even fathom. He’s playing with fire because he’s living in a delusional psychotic world that you have enabled him to live in almost his entire life.

Yeah, he is not a safe person to trust with your heart. I’m sorry.

That is not the mistake that she is making.

You were making fun of her and you were making fun of their house that very well may have existed and I was trying to use Kate actually princess Kate to help protect Lacey and those people, but it wasn’t enough and I knew that it wouldn’t be potentially, but I was hoping some people would choose to be more loving towards Kate actually yesterday then they were.

People hate her at times in her life she has enemies, and they have chosen to be cruel to her at times when she doesn’t actually deserve it. She’s not necessarily a nice person, but at times she does receive hatred that she does not deserve from her own people and I was counting on those people to be more loving to her yesterday, but you tempted them to be hateful because you can’t stand the fact that she exist and you’re not her and you’re not Lem and that he was straight and all these other stupid petty little contentIons

You could stop talking to her, but it wouldn’t fix the problem at this point because you’ve taken it so far.

And that’s why she had to support Peggy last night because things have totally gone crazy normally she would not support a Democrat given the situation with children, but she had to support Peggy because spiritually and energetically that was safer and it still is.

You keep thinking that I’m not real Bobby and that the whole thing is just a joke and it’s not. And Arnold keeps thinking that he knows everything and he obviously does not.

Yes, this is why they shot your uncle!!! *he screams*

You cannot expect an average person who has never met you. Who’s never met the Kennedys who just sees what you throw in their face to have this deep understanding of these people. They believe you and they take what you say seriously about them so how are they supposed to know what the hell is going on and yet you trust them to know more about these people than you do? No you don’t wanna take accountability for the fact that you have all this money and all of this power because then that means you have to be responsible and mature and holy instead of these bad ass jackasses who think they’re God.

You don’t wanna deal with the fact that Bobby is sort of a moron.

You should not have put them in charge. Lacey warned you other people warned you and you didn’t listen. 

They were not ready for that kind of responsibility that that’s just not unfortunately for them who they are. They’re not that mature they’re not that stable. They’re not that intelligent. They’re not that holy. They’re not those people that they pretend to be.

I’m sure that Catholics everywhere were very excited that they were Catholic, but there’s been Catholics since then who have not been elected. Who’ve been better people and they take all of the limelight.

So… you manifested the train crash yes you manifested it because you weren’t taking anything. She said seriously you were laughing about it in a way that was absolutely perverted

I don’t care if it was Elon Musk laughing about it. It was incredibly perverted the way that you had her laughing last night and she handled it fine. Everything‘s fine on her end. Everything‘s fine and I almost think Peggy handled it well too potentially ok so it’s not as if you can’t talk about anything but you people yeah? You just did something to her spiritually just now because you’re angry at me stop doing that

I had to interrupt what I was saying just now because you literally flew something around in her head because you’re proud of the fact that you know how to do it and you’re so impressed with yourself that you can’t stop playing these little tricks and peoples heads

OK, but when you do that because of the nature of who she actually is, you are manifesting things that are very dangerous to manifest and you have to grow up and understand that instead of living in the suburbs and some sheltered middle class for the rest of your fucking life with your billions

You’re not as educated and elite as you think you are, you don’t know what’s going on and you’re making horrible mistakes

Yes, her husband would be infinitely better at running the entire thing but right now he’s working as an actuary and you need to leave him alone. Don’t mess with his brain just because you’re scared.

Stop screwing with her brain stop

Peter, Lem was not gay. If you can’t handle that go to sleep.

You feel as though Lamb doesn’t love Jack he’ll never be loved by a man and your father didn’t love you either. You know what that’s sick. You never knew him. You never even met him.

You are idolizing someone and making them someone in your head, but they are just a real person like you stop doing that. You love the idea of him as a gay man because he’s a straight man who is passionately in love with a woman and is really good and bad and so the thought of him as a very good lover as a heterosexual magically becoming gay flatters your ego. He is an excellent husband OK an excellent husband to a woman. And because that’s something you’re insecure about and you lie about it and you’re enable to lie about it you have internalized an idea of him as an ideal, gay man he’s not even gay at all.

I’m not I’m not saying I’m not even saying that homosexuality is OK but I’m saying is that I love you. I care about you and you’re you’re crazy and that way OK you have internalize the idea of him being gay because it makes you feel better about yourself. Gorda explained that to me and I already knew but it’s true. He hated him and he also used him and was so sure that he was gay because it made him feel better about himself because London didn’t have a lot of of the mannerisms of a gay man and Red noted that and you’ve ignored that

Lamb did not seem legitimately homosexual. And that made Gore and a lot of other men who actually were feel better about themselves because he thought he was, and he acted like he was in a way that was imitative of them. And so it felt really comfortable to them because it was sort of like they were being accepted by straight men through him.

They felt accepted by heterosexual men and a very deep meaningful way because he believed he was gay, and he was trying to be their friend, and he was trying to be one of them. This is real. This is not a phony thing. This is fact you don’t have a choice on the matter you can disagree, but you don’t have my authority quit trying to steal it

He really made them feel good about themselves because he was straight and his acceptance of them made them feel like maybe they were OK. Maybe they even were better at being him than he was at being himself because he was never really happy. He was never happy gay man ever and they knew that yes they did. They could tell you have them saying otherwise not really though not really and I’m God and I’m correcting that cause it could’ve been a lie.

Yes, people lie other than you, Bobby

Gore and other men who were friends with Jack, who actually were homosexual, lied about him because it made them feel good about themselves because they were able to be gay and a way that was real, and he couldn’t quite figure out how to do it he could never figure out how to keep a steady boyfriend. He could never figure out how to be elegance in the way that they were and so he felt he was a very clumsy person and he was a little awkward, but not like that actually yeah but not like they rather not like what they not like what he thought.

Because he was straight and straight men to be honest are a little less elegant, and sometimes obviously you become more elegant. It doesn’t seem masculine, but they’re not as concerned with that so Le is perfectly elegant, but he’s heterosexual and he didn’t know that about himself anymore, and so he thought he was very awkward when he wasn’t, but they knew they knew he was straight on some very deep level. They actually didn’t know and so when he would always affirm them and try to imitate them and be with them, they felt as though they were superior to him, and that made them feel better than all straight men, and they never told him that because they didn’t really love him. They didn’t really care about him and eventually he got into fights with them because he was being taken advantage of by all of Jack’s friends

The fact that historians have chosen to just take the Kennedy perspective and understanding his sexuality is actually criminal intellectually. That is not an honest thing for historian to do you talk to his family and you put more weight with those people because that’s his actual fucking family and yes I am gonna swear because that’s the right word to use at this moment, you don’t assume so much David *he yells*

Lem was a heterosexual.

And you were laughing about her house yesterday because you still can’t deal with that.

You have disregarded every brilliant absolutely stunning piece of information that she’s come up with about Havana and her father potentially if that is real if that is real and acted like it’s just something she could’ve come up with that’s insane. I mean, how does she know all this stuff either someone’s telling her that or it’s real and you’re not really respecting that intellectually you’re just bulldozing over it and acting like you’re God. 

So you were laughing yesterday thinking she was a racist thinking that she was so stupid to talk about these 30 people and there’s 200 people let me tell you something if if if I’m being honest with you and there’s reincarnation and I am being honest with you, the number of people who die in that train crash, maybe the number of people that were in her house working for her.

Now, how did that happen because you’re taking potions and you’re taking a little shredder hair and cutting out some you know thing from a magazine and then you know shitting it out of your butt and dancing over it thinking that you’re real hot hot shit. You’re doing all these stupid little voodoo, bitch maneuvers thinking that you’re the hot shitter of the fucking universe.

You’re not me.

You don’t know what I know you don’t know that she’s right at all apparently about Lem and what you were doing was incredibly dangerous. no you cannot throw this off on his family for not saying more about what they worried about.

I can see you’re gonna think oh well why don’t we go bother his family and attack those people no no absolutely not absolutely not! *he yells*

no you need to take accountability for what you actually did or it’s just going to get worse and worse and worse because you’re choosing to take over everything. and if you wanna do that, then you have to take ability for what you’ve done and what you’re doing. This isn’t a game show. This isn’t a game show. This isn’t a game show

You’re not on a television show where they’re gonna win a prize and you’re just spinning a wheel innocently no

This is not the price is right this is not wheel of Fortune. You are running the illuminati.

So when you take a shred of someone’s hair and you mix it with cement paste and then dance over it using ancient African rhythms, you may have caused a train crash. I know what you did, but I can’t say it OK, but you did do that yesterday.

You were practicing witchcraft and you did something you did spell work over her to try to harass her and her whole family and yes, she’s physically suffering and yes, they’re having a hard time and it makes you feel powerful. It’s not that powerful. You’re a bunch of cheap ass thugs from the gutter.

You are no different than a Mexican drug lord in a slum.

You just happen to know secrets that were being held by the elite for centuries and now you’re using it like your a shitter in some shit hole 

Like you’re just some thug in a hood.

This is not the illuminati of the past you people have no clue what you’re doing. I’m not even saying that it’s really a good thing to do, but you’re not the same people.

They were not molesting children the way that you do for spiritual purposes. You have not wanted to hear that, but that actually is true.

You don’t know what you’re doing.

So you can treat this train crash like a warning.

Stop messing with her brain. can you do that? 

The Illuminati: Umm…-

I don’t know.

God: then you’re probably going to end the world and you will go down as the stupidest most immature, most embarrassing generation to ever live. The boomers will be seen as the most evil spoiled generation. or one of them. And you guys will be seen as the most pathetic generation. Arguably one of the most pathetic, if not, the most.

You’ve been given so much information you’ve been given so much grace so much freedom and you’re just gob smacked by yourself!?!

A lot of you are just in awe of yourselves and to be honest, you’re not impressive people. you don’t love that deeply you don’t feel that deeply you just drink coffee .

And in Michelle‘s defense people are spoiled today.

OK, so I’m not saying you should start riots but I’m telling you that you need to stop being so self-absorbed.

No, I’m not talking to Lacey. I’m not talking to Lacey. Lacey is part of the greatest generation for the most part and she’s not included in this conversation in that way.

They made mistakes too she wasn’t there, but she’ll definitely relate to their mistakes in a much more personal way, but that’s not easy to do right now huh because you keep harassing her.

No, the boomers were very spoiled and evil. They just kept embracing evil and they had so many other opportunities, but they got scared and they chose to just be evil.

They’re spoiled and they wanted to just keep living easy. They didn’t want to have to deal with the fact that the great depression wasn’t just some dumb things. Their parents live through that they didn’t have to deal with themselves.

The millennials are not necessarily that evil to their Credit, but they’re really dumb. I’m sorry.

As smart as they are, they are incredibly stupid.

I still love them, but this is happening because of how dumb millennials are. And Gen X

And Gen Z, the older people not the younger ones

You guys are really being dumb right now

You have to stop thinking that this is a game show and you can just play with her head like she doesn’t exist and she doesn’t matter. You have to stop lying to yourselves and being pathetic and thinking oh it’s fine. I can be immature and not deal with the fact that this woman is really intimidating to me as another woman she’s better looking and she’s smarter too OK and then that’s just reality. There’s nothing else you can do.

There’s nothing else Michelle and Miley there’s nothing ok that’s all there is if she’s better than you then that’s all there is there is no more. We’re all out that’s it.

All the popsicles and all the cookies are gone we ate them ok they’re gone. She’s just better than you. And that’s really sad and you need to grow up.

You’re both very fortunate happy people you don’t have anything to even complain about which is also a very immature for you to never realize

You’re obsessed with the Empress huh? You wanna be her that’s interesting OK but you know that’s really just like a game show or a float or a pageant that’s not reality and it’s cool. She does have glory uh-huh but you know you have glory too as yourself OK so you gotta stop thinking that this is a game show and that you can steal her identity as the prize.

And as I was saying that Rob Lowe is trying to take Lacey‘s identity away from her because he’s a jackass

If there is reincarnation, the Kennedys are screwed as they say

Stop doing that to yourselves

Yes, Rob, you’re short and ugly compared to Lem. No you’re not a straight man and neither is Bobby.

This isn’t a joke!

do you want to be personally responsible for the deaths of all those people Rob is that what you wanna do right now!?

Rob: No…

God: in case, if you’re wondering, what happens is that they took a piece of fabric will say and they used a scissor and they cut it like a train track and that was supposed to be symbolic of her soul and that moment like they were cutting it up. This is basically what they did because they’re very narcissistically intimidated by her. There are some very wealthy Jewish people and not Jewish people who are horribly upset that she’s basically Lady Roslyn

So they chose to think it was a joke instead of just being mature adults yesterday so they took fabric. They cut it up with a scissor like a train track and because of the 4D which she was trying to talk about because of the 4D there is not just 3-D. There’s 4D there are. It’s like sort of like plate tectonics in the Earth. There are forces that are moving in the air. I’ll say that you can’t see but she can sense them and see them and so she’s been trying to explain this to you, but oh well, and so because of that, there are sort of the spiritual plate tectonics that are crashing into each other at the moment or are about to, and when you did that you stuck yourself up in the middle of all of that kind of like another another plate and they moved Because because you commanded them too. It’s complicated, but they moved basically because you commanded them too, and you’re using Satan to do all this and he was very upset yesterday by the way, he feels taken advantage of by you people specifically not people from the past so you moved the plate energetically over the flame of what you had created and then that plate took on that energy and kept moving forward because it’s like a plate in the Earth and it started heading towards Spain it’s it started heading towards Spain and headed towards Spain because yes, because unfortunately Hispanic people have attacked her repeatedly in her life

She was not being racist last night. I actually think Indians might’ve been trying to find some way to lighten the mood.

And it didn’t quite work

so so they were headed towards Spain because you commanded them in that direction or there was sort of an open opening and because they had it in that direction and you gave them the energetic information that you gave them about her, which by the way is absolute nonsense and part because Linn was straight and you don’t understand that the blind 40 that I created so to speak it’s just like a piece of you know earth it’s not doing it’s thinking for itself and the way that you do and so you commanded it and so it took that information and cause a train crash you manifest a train crash because it took the information you gave it to use to attack her thinking that love was gay and that she’s stupid and beneath you and it caused a train crash

*later*

God: She took this blog down and Charlie Kirk was shot. And there was a shooting at a school, in Minnesota.

She’s not the problem, here.

Just to be clear.

Lacey: I’m writing to cool things off.

The (less evil) Illuminati: She’s right. And no, we’re not all on board with the continuing attack on her.

She’s…cooling off the actual tension. By writing. People are creating tension to make something snap…in her face. And she knows that it’s not likely to snap in her face…but somewhere else. Because she can see it somehow.

Jim: Do you want it to snap in my face?

The (evil) Illuminati: We don’t hate you enough.

We hate your daughter. We hated Keith.

We just can’t feel personally hateful of you, enough.

Kate: And you hated Matt?

The (evil) Illuminati: Yes.

God: All for petty personal reasons. It’s not necessarily deep, believe it or not.

Lacey: No! I was not opening my heart to Chris.

The Illuminati just asked me that. No, I was not.

Bobby: Okay!

See…I assumed it meant every time you thought someone love you…they didn’t.

Micheal ROCKEFELLER: THAT WAS ME!!!

HE WAS CHANNELING ME!!!!! *he screams*

That’s why she was confused.

And that’s not normal.

She was reading my energy not his. And I was never rejecting her.

*later*

Putin: She did give her heart to you. And me.

In a way. …In a way.

But…not like…a sitting duck. Not at all.

*he laughs*

Does that make sense? She wasn’t fake. …But she also wasn’t…totally vulnerable and open.

*much later*

God: Chris…Lacey’s not male.

She’s not at all a man.

You and Bobby keep waiting for her masculine side to emerge. And you keep projecting masculinity on her that’s not there.

They’re very dogmatic. With their spiritualism. They don’t understand that some women…like Lacey…are totally incapable of being men.

Lem can’t be a woman, either.

Bobby: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!? *he screams*

Rated R

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Lem: Lacey and I made love.

Bobby: They did not!

*he laughs*

Pete Hegseth: He had his penis in her vagina. I saw it.

Bobby: No!

Pete Hegseth: When I astral projected. I saw it.

God: He didn’t see much, but he did see that. For a second.

Pete Hegseth: Yes!

I swear, Bobby.

And…to be honest…to me…that’s sex.

Bobby: Did he move? Or was he just frozen?

I’m EXHAUSTED

Lacey will be editing this. Later. She’s EXHAUSTED, and fighting a cold.

(As always: All posts are for entertainment purposes only. Unless otherwise noted.)

Lacey: Turns-out…Joe Kennedy Junior played a spiritual trick on Lacey. HE hurt her. Not Lem.

He cheated on her. And totally let her down. Not Lem. But…he tricked her, because he’s a ghost, into thinking it was Lem. That it was Lem cheating with Jack. And he also tricked Bobby Kennedy Junior, who became obsessed with her pain. Assuming it was Lem.

Right around the time she was first falling in love with Lem…six years ago…she was also feeling hurt by Joe. Deeply hurt. And she was actually hiding it…and Bobby sensed she was hiding deep pain…and became so sure it was over Lem. She assured Bobby, at the time, that it was Joe. But he didn’t believe her, and over a period of six years…Bobby has taken both him and Lacey for a long ride…of misery. Operating under the premise that all the pain Joe caused her….was caused by KIRK LEMOYNE BILLINGS.

Today…Lacey is realizing…that she’s been…horribly tricked. And yet not, because she never…really left Lem. Necessarily. There was a sort of…issue with Satan…but…-

Bobby: She was never in love with my uncle.

The Illuminati : That’s not allowed!?

Bobby: *he thinks*

*smirks*

The Illuminati: No! This is what happened.

Peggy Flanagan: Is the pain…bad?

Lacey: Yes.

I’m…very, very hurt.

Bobby: No! You’re not!

Lacey: No, I was. It would be…far worse if it was Lem. But-

Elliott: This is why…I’m STILL HERE.

This is SICK.

And it was Lem’s choice…to be friends with Jack in the first place.

Bobby: *looks shocked*

Elliott: No!

Lem never cheated on her! *he yells at Bobby*

THAT WAS YOUR UNCLE! *he yells louder*

Bobby: Please!

I don’t want to take this woman seriously! She is a joke to me…

The Illuminati: That’s insane, Bobby. You’re all obsessed with her.

Bobby: Because it’s so weird, right!?

It’s just…weird.

The Illuminati: Bobby…you’re OBSESSED.

Bobby: *laughs*

That’s what you say, huh? Okay. Interesting.

A reader: So she was in love with Joe?!?

*a moment later*

The Illuminati: Yes.

He had been haunting her since childhood. But she didn’t realize it.

When we started talking to her…he began to be more open about what was going on. But then he betrayed her. With Pat Wilson.

Bobby: Arnold says they aren’t real.

The Illuminati: We say otherwise.

Bobby: Ha.

Okay.

*he smirks*

A reader: But Bobby…you said…publicly…that you believed that you were talking to ghosts. What happened?

Another reader: He’s just backpedaling. He believed that when I was convinced Lem was gay and had cheated on her with Jack.

Bobby: *laughs*

You’re all very funny.

A reader: Bobby…who did you think you were talking to?

Bobby: Lem!

Okay!?

I thought we were making love.

A reader: What were you experiencing?

Bobby: You are going to laugh at me.

OKAY!?

*he looks offended*

I no longer believe it.

A reader: Did Arnold talk you out of it?

Bobby: YES!

Yet another different reader: What exactly did…you think…was happening?

Please just tell us!

Bobby: I had Maureen Callahan write about Bobby and Lem… to explain to Lacey that she should fuck-off. 

I helped write “Call Me By Your Name”. Because I thought we could share something together.

Arnold told me later that it was a good movie but that maybe I was wrong. He explained to me that I was making a lot of incorrect scientific assumptions.

*he thinks*

I also helped write the movie, “Barbie”. They were letting me, because they thought I was going to become big success, in politics. 

I got donations. People were very excited. 

I even had a nice running mate from a good family. Very smart woman! I really liked her. She was a very good person; very smart lady.

Casi: Why did you choose her?

Bobby: I don’t know. I just thought she was a really good person and very smart. Very good person.

Casi: That’s interesting.

A reader: So Bobby, what exactly-what exactly did you think you were doing?

Bobby: Lacey say that Elliott Roosevelt walk into her room and talk dirty.

The Illuminati: OH! Okay.

Bobby: That’s not what I experience, OK?

China: We believe there’s reincarnation and we worry that Bobby is actually one of ours. So just an FYI: as much as he seems lovable and endearing because of racist Asian stereotypes, be very careful. Because he’s not a nice person.

Bobby: Maybe I stuck being Chinese even if there’s not reincarnation, thanks to this fiasco.

Alright, I will tell you what happened! *he yells*

Yes, I’m angry! *he yells at some Asian woman*

I look at his picture OK? I look at his picture and I think dirty thoughts. And I thought, “It’s showtime! OK, so maybe this is it!?” *he laughs*

I’m sorry I thought that was it. I thought I look at his picture. We interacting!

I thought, “Wow…sexy…cool!”

And my mind got carried away.

I thought, “Wow, watch out. They are everywhere. You can find them in their pictures.”

Lacey: That’s not what I experience, Bobby. Did you talk to an entity or was it just lust?

Bobby: You are sure nothing happened!?

Lem: Yes…

Bobby: Maybe, it was my imagination.

*he looks sad*

An Asian woman: Bobby, what actually happened in your head? Do you remember?

Bobby: *thinks*

It was like I saw a vision of him.

An Asian woman: Oh crud.

So did you interact with the vision or did it just stay in your head and you controlled all of it?

Bobby: It stay in my head, but it talk to me.



An Asian woman: But were you in control of it or was it actually capable of rejecting you?

Bobby: It was never that real.

An Asian woman: So then it wasn’t capable of rejecting you?

Bobby: Yes.

I feel very comfortable being old around you in a way I do not feel comfortable with other people.

And now, I have another mystery to figure out. 

An Asian: Well maybe you’re one of us!?

But I think that you imagined that. I don’t think that was a real person.

Bobby: And this is why I am starting to hate Americans. I’m sorry.

Lacey is warning you.

If there reincarnation, I am mad.

I have thick accent and it’s funny. OK fine.

But see it’s OK to laugh at human frailty. It’s OK to confront things. Americans are so stupid!

I have to be so careful all the time.

It’s so stupid!

I embarrassed myself in front of so many people, because white people are so afraid of being hurtful and never tell you the truth. It’s just stupid.

Another Asian: So nobody told you that you were just imagining things, years ago with Lem?

Bobby: Yes, they encouraged me! It was sick.

Listen to Waltz No. 2 by Dmitry Shostakovich. As performed by the Philharmonic Wind Orchestra, conducted by Mark Reift.