Anna: You can’t convince me that you don’t want me!
Lem: My wife doesn’t want you either.
*he laughs*
What makes you feel like we all do?
Anna: *thinks*
Because my husband still sins…and it’s with me.
Lem: *vomits, but catches himself*
Whenever I drink now-
*he laughs with Lacey*
Anna: No! He really does!
Lem: *laughs at her and shakes his head no*
GOD, I CANNOT HANDLE THIS! *he screams at God*
Anna: But I’m assuming Mark doesn’t find Lacey attractive? Right?
Lacey: *slightly drunk*
Did you sleep with Tim Walz in high school? Or did your husband??? Did one of you?
Because, psychologically, if this is really you…you’re like…maladjusted. You’re weirdly sexually confident. It’s a cover for sexual abuse…potentially.
Anna: *just stares*
Lacey: Did you!?
Oh! I’m sorry. Was it consensual?
Anna: *just stares*
Lacey: You are very, VERY loud.
Come on! Did you?
Anna: I’m GONNA KILL YOU.
Lacey: There’s an axe, in our house. You could lay me on my front doorstep. Just like Athalia Ponsell.
*she smirks*
Anna: NO!
We did not.
Lacey: Did he sleep with your brother-in-law? Or your dad?
Anna: No.
Lacey: *thinks*
Was his wife a bitch?
Anna: *cries*
Lacey: Well!? Was she!?
Anna: No. *her eyes look intense and filled with fire*
Lacey: What was your biggest complaint?
Anna: He was mean. *she says, triumphantly*
Lacey: *is stunned*
I’m disappointed.
Anna: What?
Lacey: COME ON!!!
BE INTERESTING!!! PLEASE!!!
Anna: No, he was really nice.
Lacey: GROSS!!
Why are you so…walled-up?
Are you snubbing me?
Anna: *cries*
It’s just that I’m better than you.
*she suddenly looks genuinely cocky*
Lacey: How? *she asks, sincerely*
Anna: I COULD PUT YOU AWAY!
Lacey: Not legally. And, actually, I’m not even sure if you could. At all.
How are you superior?
Anna: I’m not.
Lacey: Wait, what?
Which one is it?
Anna: I’m single.
Lacey: Wait, what?!?
*later*
Anna: I didn’t know…that Lacey knew what oral sex even was.
Elliott: *laughs at her*
I’m confused.
Wait! Are you SERIOUS!?!
*later*
Anna: Yeah.
Lacey: I’m controlling myself, but that floors me. …Why do you hate me so DAMN MUCH!?
Anna: I feel…sexy, and glamorous around you, because I’m happy and you’re not. It makes me high as a kite. Because you’re better than me.
It’s like God loves me more…after all.
You were punished by GOD…for daring to be born better than me.
God: She didn’t do that to herself, Anna.
Anna: Yes. True.
But…that’s what I tell myself, because it makes me feel like I’m in a Merchant Ivory movie. Where I’m an aristocrat and you’re a poor peasant woman who’s in love with my husband who will never love her. Because…I give him SEX. And I’m a LADY, too.
Casi: That’s the movie I’m starring in too. *she says sincerely in her subconscious*
Anna: Oh REALLY?
I doubt that, but okay?
Casi: Oh, come on! You’ve heard of my film.
*she looks offended*
Anna: I have a plain face and a mannish butt and a flat chest. But…I’ve got it where it counts.
No! Not in my vagina.
I’ve got…skills.
Casi: So do I.
*she chews her gum, loudly*
So does Lacey, when she wants to.
Anna: But…I’m like a 13. On a scale of 0 to 10. When it comes to sex.
God: She’s a 6. In reality.
Her husband is 4.
Mark is an 8.
Lem is an 8.
Elliot is a 10.
Lacey is an 18. There’s a reason she could be Scotia.
Chris is a 5.
His wife is a 3.
Mark Zuckerberg is a 10.
Priscilla is a 10.
JFK was a 2.
Jackie Kennedy was 7.
Satan is a 1,000.
*Lacey laughs*
Bobby Kennedy Junior is a 5.
Bobby Kennedy Senior is a 4.
Joe Kennedy Junior was an 8.
Jeff Bezos is an 8.
His wife an 8.
Donald Trump Junior is an 8.
Tucker Carlson wishes to be included, and he is…a 12.
Vladimir Putin is a 10.
Tim Walz is a 7.
Pat Wilson is a 9.
Anna: So I’m not superior?
God: No.
You like that story. It’s cruel as Hell. Why?
Anna: No, that’s Lacey.
God: No, that’s you.
Anna: So she’s not like that at all!?
God: No.
Why do you like it?
*later*
Casi is 7, by the way. Marijolijn is a 4. Shaveydavy was 5.
Dimitry is 7.
Glen is 7.
Monika is a 7.
Glen: Wait, WHAT!?
A FOUR!??
God: *laughs at him*
*later*
Lacey: Are you guys just slow? *she asks sincerely*
Anna: A lot of people don’t know about oral sex.
Lacey: I sincerely hope I’m not actually talking to you.
Because, if that’s what you’re actually saying…you are SLOW. Like…SLOW.
Anna: I will KILL YOUR DAUGHTER.
*later*
Lacey: No, for real…that’s SO SLOW. It’s SO COMMON, nowadays.
A reader: Bobby…you’re going to totally destroy your family.
EVERYONE ALIVE…will KNOW Lem was straight. And that he refused sex with you.
You’ll make David Pitts and Louis Bayard look literally criminal.
I mean…-
Bobby: *gets nervous*
*a moment later*
Lacey: *laughing*
Anna…WHAT!? WHAT!!!!!??!
Anna: *almost genuinely cries*
Lacey: Did you ever sleep with a woman? Before your husband?
Anna: Yes.
Lacey: Surely you didn’t think you’d grown-up when you got married to your husband!?
Anna: Yes.
Lacey: Girl, no.
No, no, no. No. Oh my WORD, no.
YUCK.
Anna’s husband: But surely men offer stability.
Lacey: *laughs in his face*
Anna: You’re really straight?
Lacey: Yes.
Why- *she cracks-up laughing*
Why- *she cracks-up laughing*
Why did you think…being married to a man…was growing-up!?
Anna: OK OK-
My husband and I are in love like we are happy. I don’t feel like I settled.
Lacey: But why is it growing up?
Anna: Because. I have money.
Lacey: *laughs*
Anna: You think women don’t make enough money?
Lacey: Yes.
Anna: *thinks*
Then why are you laughing?
Lacey: *laughs*
Anna…how much could you make?
Anna: *thinks*
$50,000.00.
A single woman in her 40’s: I make $70,000 a year, and I’m bisexual and I’m one of Lacey’s friends and I come from a nice family.
Do you think that our joint income would be enough for you to live off of or are you kind of a screwed-up person? 
Anna: So, I would be married into an old money family, potentially, probably living somewhere in Pennsylvania or Maryland inheriting a $1.8 million mansion in Maryland next to a lake and you’re like a professor or a lawyer or something or a judge- Except, that can’t be quite right. You’re probably like a professor or an accountant and you probably went to Messiah and graduated from- *she shakes her head*
But would you have found me attractive?
This friend: Yes, I’ve looked at your picture, because I’ve been wondering who you are. Yeah…
I would have.
I mean, I still do.
What the hell is your problem?
Anna: So, we could be making like upwards of $200,000 a year and I could be old money?
This friend: *nods*
Anna: Excuse me.
*later*
Anna: *still feeling awkward*
A reader: I’m scared right now. You sincerely really were the people who introduced Tim Walz, at the DNC?
Anna: Yes.
A reader: That’s scary.
*later*
Lacey: You wouldn’t have called the police on my blog if you were married to a woman. How was marrying a man about growing-up because you cannot just mean the money, it can’t just be the moneys
Anna: He really provided me stability. It’s It’s. It’s like he stabilizes me and allows me to feel like I’m safe, and I don’t think I would feel as safe being married to another woman because I just don’t think I would feel safe.
Lacey: It’s also about feeling cruel and devilish or no?
Anna: Yes, it is slightly. It’s just I feel like I’m fat. I feel like I’m finally being upper class like I’m marrying for stability and money and I’m being appropriate, but we actually are in love but yeah it’s like I’m socially stabilizing myself by marrying a man, I could probably be in a better place, socially married to a woman if I’ve married the right one-
Lacey: You know the thing is if you were trying to fit in with people who I am able to fit in with who would find you annoying like real old money you would be so much better off married to a woman right now if you’re actually a bisexual like given your aesthetic and your personality, you would be so much better off married to woman if you’re trying to be accepted by people. You can’t fake you know bisexuality but if you’re actually bisexual or lesbian, obviously you would be better off being married to a woman if you’re trying to fit in with people
Who are like actually old money.
But being popular in Minnesota might be different. there are people here who are old money, but to be honest a lot of the people I know who were the most old money have died or left. There are still some people here, but there are significant number of people who have just died or left and yeah, so I wonder if the people who you would fit in with here who are not old money but more new money but have some generational wealth maybe I wonder if they would prefer you being married to a man?
Anna: Yes, actually they might.
Lacey: So Anne with the plan… you really actually are trying to be… a Lady of the Lakes!?
*she cracks-up laughing, hysterically*
Anna: Is that a reference to literature Lacey?
Lacey: Neither neither dither wither…kither…pither.
Oh, smite smote it.
Anna: *thinks*
Yes.
Lacey: Anna, let’s analyze your…position.
When you gallivant, as you do…upon the lakes with the houses next to them that are worth anywhere from a sum of $500,000 to $5,000,000. Do you consider your clothing style?
Anna: Yea- Yes.
Lacey: Well gosh, darn it!
What dress does one wear when you slither through thee…unseemly upper echelons…of Minnesota society?
Anna: I wear a clothes that are very casual and trending, at the same time. I tend to buy my clothes online and I discovered the stores that I shop in through my friend from college who was really interested in style. There are some things that I’ve purchased on my own though too at various different boutique stores in Minnesota.
I like to look like I just walked out of some- I like to look like I have a $5 million old money ski cabin near Lutsen. 
A hater of her: Neat.
Lacey: Shh! She’ll just take that as a compliment.
When you ski at Lutsen, do you think about how your family used to ski there over 100 years ago…or or do you just mosey on over there in your truck?
Anna: I drive a minivan and that’s the only car I own.
Lacey: Sweetheart, no. No, no, no, no no, no, no.
No.
No, you have a vehicle known as…thee minivan.
Anna: *thinks*
Lacey: So, when I see the minivan pull-up, I think: aha…they…are…here.
Because that is a vehicle known as, thee American minivan.
I’ve noticed your pants fit you really well in your butt. Your clothing drapes. It doesn’t get too tight anywhere. It’s just really thoughtful.
Interesting that you chose a shorter cut. Why did you do that?
Anna: *thinks*
Lacey: Do you wear boys shorts or bikini briefs or a thong?
Anna: I wear boxer briefs for women. Well- Yeah.
Lacey: Why did you focus so much on your butt?
Anna: Because I thought that was a really nice part of my body.
Lacey: You have a very high butt, but it’s not particularly pretty or sexy, in a traditional heterosexual way. You have a very plain body, but you seem very vain and unaware of that. Is that true?
Anna: I guess I don’t know?
Lacey: No, you do. Trust me. I actually look at other people. Do you look at other people or do you just live in imaginary land?
Anna: I don’t I don’t really think I’m honest with myself about that.
Lacey: I know.
You’re a disgusting person to talk to.
And so is your husband.
You make me wanna fucking puke. It’s like talking to vermin or cockroach talking to you. Did you know that. That I have to force myself to talk to you, because you’re gross to me on an emotional level, because you’re so fucking unaware of yourself.
Anna: No, because people always say, “Be nice to yourself. Everyone’s thinking the best of you anyway.”.
Lacey: You know, they’re really not.
But most people act like fucking sheep and they just do whatever the fuck they’re told so they never tell you the truth. And then over time people like you get it in your fucking heads that you’re really amazing and then you meet someone like me who is really humble because I was told to be humble. And, it goes right over your head that I’m being humble. And then you pick apart my entire body and you go and start thinking that you’re fucking God compared to me, sexually.
Honey, you’re repulsive to look at, for me. I’m not attracted to you, at all.
Your husband is mediocre. Your children are average. It was helpful for them developmentally to be playing with my children, but then you taught them to snub my children, because you’re a dumbass. An absolute fucking piece of shit when it comes to stuff like that.
But, but, but, but hold on! Hold on! People like you. …And I can’t stand them because they like you. You’re annoying as fuck! It’s like eating celery for dessert.
So, what is it you dumb bitch that makes everyone wanna fucking lick your face like a dog?! What do you do to people? Do you rape them and make them lose their brains and so they’re nice to you? What do you people do to each other, cause you seem like animals to me sometimes.
Anna: I seem like an animal to you, excuse me!?
Lacey: So you don’t think you’re an animal?
Anna: That- That’s not how you meant it.
Lacey: No, that’s true and you call the police on people when they’re just writing peacefully in their home and they call you ugly. On a blog.
And of course, the reason why I did that is because you made my children cry by using your children to snub my children. You violently psychologically attacked me and my husband, using our children, by using your children like they’re a pawn, and not a child.
Do you have a conscience? 
Anna: Yes.
Lacey: Are you aware that we’re supposed to be adults and if so, how does you snubbing me by making my daughter and son cry…by manipulating your children into being assholes to them…create a stable society or a stable neighborhood.
Anna: Your children are brilliant, but they have autism. My son has to take help to do regular elementary school math. He has a hard time doing math, even though we sent him to expensive schools that we can barely afford, and I just thought it was in their best interest to snub your kids who are autistic, because pthey’re autistic…even though your kids are smarter and nicer than mine… a lot smarter and a lot nicer and more sensitive and loving and caring and better behaved. They’re loud. My children are obnoxious. But your kids are autistic.
Lacey: Yes.
They are very slightly autistic.
Very slightly.
Bill Gates: I’m very slightly autistic, too.
Lacey: Anna…my kids aren’t that difficult to play with. Right?
Anna: No. They aren’t.
But…they’re…abrasive. They play harder than my kids do.
Your daughter is pretty and feminine, but she’s so…bold. And your son is…tough.
My kids are…precious.
Lacey: Yes.
And obnoxious.
Now, anyway. They didn’t used to be. When you first moved into the neighborhood your kids seemed very sweet.
Anna: Yeah. Well. I have no life.
My whole life is trying to win against you.
Lacey: You must have some hobbies?
Anna: Not many.
Lacey: Well. I’m going to move.
In a few months.
Honestly, I wish my kids didn’t have any autism, either. But for dramatically different reasons than you.
They barely have it though.
Do you even love your kids?
Anna: Yes.
And, of course, I already knew you genuinely loved your kids. And that was why I used them to harass you and try to make you feel worthless compared to me and my husband.
Lacey: Really?
Anna: Yes.
Lacey: Can I suggest some new clothes?
Anna: Yes.
Lacey: Okay.
Grow-out your hair. That used to be in style, I know. But…it still should be. For you.
Wear more cashmere.
Get tapered denim. You need to create a more sleek silhouette.
Oh!! OH!!! And I’ve been LONGING to suggest this: JUST BUY AN ABOVE GROUND POOL.
Anna: Buy an above ground pool?
Lacey: *smiles slowly*
YEAH.
Why…don’t you…just DO THAT?
Anna: Because we can’t afford it.
Lacey: But you spend a lot of money trying to show-off?
Anna: *thinks*
*thinks*
*laughs*
Lacey, we needed a new garage.
Lacey: You had a rare…original…garage.
Anna: Yes. But it bothered us.
As did the original radiators.
Lacey: So you don’t understand why those things were kept?
Anna: No.
We’re New Money.
Lacey: Then put in…A REAL POOL.
Anna: We barely used the above-ground pool this summer.
Lacey: What happened to your fairy garden? The one you and your husband theatrically went on and on about while I was digging up weeds, to make the gardens look nice, for you. To be a good neighbor.
Anna: I didn’t think you could think. And I loved feigning love for you.
You’re SHIT.
Lacey: Are you planning to eat us? Like demonic wolves?
Am I in Hell? With my whole family?
Anna: No.
Lacey: Then what are you talking about?
Anna: We’re rich people, Lacey.
Lacey: Is this you feigning love for me, again?
Anna: *looks grumpy*
Lacey: What happened to the fairy garden?
Anna: We decided not to.
Lacey: Why?
Anna: *still looking very controlled and stoic*
Is this funny to you?
Lacey: Yes.
What happened to the fairy garden?
Anna: It was a bad idea.
Lacey: Not necessarily.
Anna: It would have been. It seemed good at first, and then it wasn’t.
Lacey: I was secretly excited about that.
No!
I honestly was.
A reader: Oof.
Anna: *stoically rolls her eyes, and clenches her teeth*
Lacey: I feel like a Lady of the Lakes should have a fairy garden.
*later*
Anna: OK you’re better-looking and you’re straight and I’m probably not and my kids are obnoxious because it seems like I’m teaching them to be jerks to other people for some social reason that I have in mind that they probably don’t even care about. yeah I know you’re good people unreasonable people, and that I shouldn’t just be obsessively reading your blog like a freak but when you started writing about me, I just assumed that that was me winning because I didn’t want to entertain the rational logical thought that maybe you were smarter than me and actually better educated and more sophisticated and my husband too and that actually you were trying to tell me in a very humorous way to back the fuck off because you could tell that I have been reading your blog and that that’s what I was reacting to instead of what you were saying to my face.
Which is how I committed a felony with other people in this neighborhood, cause it involves slandering your character, which is why I was treating you badly, so I fell for someone slander and liable against you like a gullible jackass who just wanted to be better than you. And a sense you were testing me to see if I was actually reading your blog because the illuminati might be trying to drive you insane and you were thinking wait a minute. This is a perfect opportunity to see what they do because people keep trying to make me feel like I’m being watched in a way that isn’t really normal and I’ve wondered sometimes if I died and went to hell, but I know better now, but I still wonder sometimes who’s doing what so I’m gonna take this opportunity to test and see what I’m doing to people psychologically what exactly the illuminati is doing to them and if I’m reading people social cues correctly because I’m being gaslit left and right by these people in the illuminati who keep telling me that I’m reading people wrong and that I’m crazy
They keep telling me I’m crazy all the time that I don’t know what’s going on. I’m not figuring something out. Oh no no no no I’m just crazy. Have psychological problems. So I’m gonna say weird things about my neighbors who I think are reading my blog to push them just a little bit more to see if they say something or do something more obvious and then we called the police?
Lacey: Yeah.
Anna: so used my immaturity and my inability to be a good person for your personal safety?
Lacey: you got it you figured it out
Anna: why are you writing this blog?
Lacey: it’s what I’ve said. My family really does have an astronomical amount of oil on our personal property. It really that that really is a very large part of what’s going on. And I was minding my own business and then I started experiencing very bizarre things and it’s been terrifying if it wasn’t for the fact that I had a really good psychiatrist. Tell me I’m not schizophrenic. I would be almost convinced I’ve just lost my mind but no, I haven’t and I would just deal with that but no, I haven’t
Anna: what have they done to you?
Lacey: well that’s nice that you’re choosing to have a conscience and not be worthless
Except I don’t trust you, but yeah, maybe you are a good person. I don’t know.
What if they done to me they have used demonic psychological maneuvers that you do not know anything about Because. They sound really far-fetched. They control peoples minds somewhat but it’s hilariously I kid you not if you wanna get out of it go to international house of prayer and learn, psychological like spiritual charismatic Christian warfare
If that you know it, maybe they’ve infiltrated that church and destroyed it but about 1020 years ago you could go there and you could learn how to speak in tongues. You could learn how your big demons you could learn all these different kinds of tricks. trust me, I’m not making this up because unfortunately for them and wow it makes me want to lose my mind. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind. They really are just Satanists.
is brash and careless and reckless as they are they should have some antichrist superduper religion. They don’t from what I can tell. It seems like it’s still just run-of-the-mill Satanism And honestly me saying that to you could almost even destroy the ability of the antichrist to do anything isn’t that funny?
Yeah, they actually talk about that because there’s some intellectual
But no, they just wanted to obliterate me because I bothered them for egotistical reasons and they didn’t care that that’s insane like totally insane. They didn’t care how insane that was. They’re just totally out of touch with reality.
So they decided to try to basically drive me insane and hunt me down using I know it’ll freak you out but seriously using the demonic using like brain control techniques
*I laugh*
And it’s funny to me because that is so boring. No, really growing up in a charismatic church you hear about like the demonic the supernatural realm all of the. I mean, it’s just endless like spiritual warfare, waving flags, shouting, dancing around and like beating up demons and those are some very in some cases theologically backward people-
*I laugh*
But they know what these people are doing-
*I laugh*
Isn’t there something that’s America there? There are like mega churches with like charismatic people, or they used to be more essentially arming random Christian random people with the exact right tools, seriously, psychologically, and spiritually to dismantle a personal attack from the entire illuminati.
*I laugh*
I don’t know if that happened intentionally or accidentally
I’m a little worried it happened accidentally
Anna: She’s right I don’t know if they should really have that?
Lacey: well I mean they’re allowed freedom of religion. They’re totally allowed. 
But on the flipside what power do these people really genuinely have over all of these millions of charismatic Christians? And if you understand, the power structure dynamics, no offense, but like I do, you you should know you know that they may need that to keep those people safe or to keep themselves sane or different different things
And and yet it’s good for Christians to have that authority in Christ, but it isn’t just run-of-the-mill Christianity. It isn’t just like going to church and having faith in being a martyr it’s like they’re literally teaching these people how to genuinely dismantle the entire illuminati.
*I laugh*
Another man: That actually is really weird
Lacey: It is.
Oh no, it really is weird.
And yet I mean it’s good for people to have that-
A little part of me wonders if there was some secret Soviet plot back in the 80s. I kind of wonder if some communist in some desperate attempt to dismantle the illuminati started teaching charismatic Christians how to do it just in their own living room. There was there were a lot of missionaries that went Russia in the 80s and 70s I mean really there were a lot of Christian missionaries that went there at that time and Japan and I wonder if somehow some espionage God involved possibly even in their ministry
I’m wondering if there were some Soviets some communist who got involved with some hippies who would become Christians who already were into the Holy Spirit movement in the Jesus movement. And then they spread secret information about the illuminati in a sense covertly to these people, hoping that someone would do something
Anna: Tbis is probably true
Lacey: *nods*
And the really dark irony is that I might have even done that and I wasn’t trying to-
Anna: Yeah.
Lacey: yeah Putin is an incredibly handsome charming man. I’m fairly certain I’ve met him. He really is.
And I’ve just been trying to save my own life. They became psychotically obsessed with me because of the oil.
Anna: so what’s gonna happen?
Lacey: why did you do that to our kids? They were having fun together, weren’t they?
Anna: I can’t talk about that right now, but yeah, I may have badmouthed you to my own children 
Lacey: Dammit.
Dammit.
Anyway. What’s going to happen? Well.
My goodness.
Anna: *nods*
Lacey: I mean, it’s sort of like America just walked right into it? *I laugh*
Anna: Yes.
Lacey: it’s like there’s the oil and they’re after the oil the oil that we’re both millennials in this way, I think? I mean, I think you very well know as much as I do that oil is oil as oil as oil. Oh my goodness, they are obsessed with it.
It’s almost funny.
So I guess they had to deal with the oil and there’s the Nesheim oil and they had to deal with it 
They just had to!
And I do understand the petrodollar, but to be honest, I feel like they started creating market instability in a way that’s not useful because they became bizarrely like fixated on it in a way that was really weird.
Anna: Yes.
Lacey: so there’s that cause that’s just always there. I think until we have an absolute breakdown of all society and we may never have that or until they fix that issue that will always be in the back of everyone’s mind who has a lot of actual power: the oil
these poor people
And then there is the issue of Russia. And the fact that all my word, I think I figured it out by talking to you, which is interesting and yet not surprising.
There’s a reason you’re supposed to hate me. I’m not supposed to figure this out.
But no, Russia has been an issue because they really are a threat to US power. I mean it is the Soviet Union all over again right? No, it’s Russia. 
They were Soviet before World War II, but after World War II, they became more doggedly communistic. They they really they really genuinely have been a threat to us. I suspect if we were ever going to be a country on the world stage because they’re white they’re basically Christian and they have an enormous amount of land.
And those things matter. The British managed to fool the entire world, brilliantly, and run the entire world by being profound.
But it helps to have a large amount of land because I mean it’s just threatening. It’s just threatening.
So no, we’re dealing with oil and Russia and I am smack dab in the middle of that and instead of somehow grasping that quickly it just went right over their heads and so what’s going to happen?
Anna: how did you guys never how do you never pick up on this stuff? I’m starting to believe that 911 was an inside job but not completely.
How do you guys keep missing the boat? What the hell is happening?
Lacey: no and I’m not really willing consenting party to this disaster.
So I mean, I have lots of theories. I have lots of ideas and I’m working on them, but what’s going to happen? Umm…-
Well I mean there still is death and mother nature
So honestly, my prediction is that we’ll probably have a nuclear war that will be very deadly or very depressing. Or America will start splintering off and we might be Canada
Or I don’t know what.
But if you’re looking for like a sort of an end of the story type of response, those are my two conclusions that will have a splintering of the United States like an actual end and will be Canada or they’ll be some sort of absolute drastically awful war.
Anna: Yeah.
But what’s going to happen to our neighborhood?
Lacey: *thinks*
Not much? HOPEFULLY.
As long as you can be respectful to me as scary as that is and be respectful to whoever buys my house next, you should be a lot safer.
And as long as they can be respectful to you, but that would actually be less dangerous I’m sorry if that seems weird, but just be really careful and I’m going to be vetting the person who buys my house to make sure that they’re safe as much as I can
I’m gonna try to find somebody who’s totally unaware and completely safe
And who will be able to get along with everybody and keep things chill
So… I think that it will possibly be OK?
I have a feeling it’ll probably be as scary as this is a border issue further down south. I don’t know if it’ll be in Iowa or if it’ll be in Kansas? I don’t know if it’ll be somewhere in Wisconsin between Wisconsin and Illinois? Because Wisconsin’s probably gonna try to leave the United States of America too if we do.
And then, of course, there is North Dakota in South Dakota and I have a feeling that they’re gonna try to sort of come along with us
And then that’s where things will get interesting because if I’m not just talking to a bunch of dead, crazy people and there is an illuminati because sometimes I do wonder if I just found the Freemasons and because of my father, if it’s Elliott and Lamb being harassed by a bunch of crazy dead people
Because I’ve never really been inducted into this illuminati
so there are sometimes I wonder if I’m just able to psychically hear you because I’m so psychic. I really am a very psychic person. My father really was Tom Banks but I’m not schizophrenic and I have a feeling he was already psychic.
So a part of me sometimes things am I just being played to look like a fool and it’s just a bunch of dead people who are really pulling my leg and because I’ve been able to talk to them and I’ve honestly genuinely talk to some of these dead men, I’m not making that up the other dead people are getting angry and finding some way to scare me by organizing an orchestrating for some Vladimir Putin look alike to meet me at the St. James hotel
I mean, those are my two working hypothetical situations that I have a crazy supernatural experience or that I’ve actually found the real Illuminati
No, I’m not insane. It’s just really really weird.
And to be honest, I’ve always found men from the greatest generation were attractive so regardless of what’s going on sometimes I feel like I’m cheating the system. Because it’s like they’re dead so they shouldn’t really still be allowed but they still exist and I actually think they’re better looking so sometimes it feels like it’s cheating, but that actually isn’t creepy to me because It’s I mean, my father was Tom Banks and he was born in 1894.
So it’s like that’s the one constant are these dead men they’re very stabilizing and some dead women their no they’re very real OK and things to psychics in the work of mediums and people like that I know I’m not crazy really
That’s not crazy and no, I’m not schizophrenic
There was different explanations for it, but it’s not insanity. There’s no way to call it that medically because that’s not what it is.
People sometimes quickly say things like well that’s just insane but you know what medically it’s not there’s absolutely no way to suggest that it is at all in anyway. So thanks to the work of witches I’m not insane.
Anyway, yeah, no those dead men are the one constant for me and they are always real. I can almost certainly verify their existence regardless if there’s an illuminati…or if I’m just talking to a bunch of crazy dead people.
So if there is an illuminati, obviously they had no inkling that I was gonna end up being able to talk to the Dad and they really should have realized that, but it just went over their head? so no these dead men are real that I’m talking to on this blog regardless and isn’t that something?
No, I’m a very tough person and I just am.
But the thing is.. if there’s no illuminati and even if there’s not, those are the two things that are likely to happen and I am very tired. I’m sorry. Where was I going with that?
Oh yes, OK I don’t know for sure but yeah, it could be a splintering of North Dakota parts of Montana, South Dakota. I mean it could be really really really bloody and as I was saying in my head before, I just needed to explain all that first. if there is an Illuminati they take reincarnation very seriously and I think they think that I might be a British aristocrat.
Anna: I do too.
Lacey: and if that’s true, Prince William and I have talked and he thinks of me as his distant cousin and maybe something even more than that on his great grandmother’s side because I’m Scottish and I’m aristocratic and actually I’m more impressive than his great grandmother was in my ancestry in some ways but whatever the point is, they would expect me to be loyal, even if they’re stabbing me in the back and I would expect them to not mind if I don’t care and then my family’s oil in North Dakota would end up basically almost secretly being a British possession
So essentially through Canada back channels of love the nighttime farm, and the oil would, of course, still belong to the nurses, but it would be seen as a sort of British possession.
Add a minute already have to of well, but this is already being drilled and there’s tons and tons and tons of oil there I mean, there’s an enormous amount of oil. It’s kind of scary actually like it actually literally like I get physically mentally freaked out by it because I wonder how much is actually there the people are not as educated in some ways as they think they are about geology, and I worry that there’s like an ocean of oil almost if you go far enough down into the right places and then I think if we start taking that out. That’s a very good sweet crude, but what is that gonna do to the land itself?
I mean, I mean, could it cause an earthquake probably not in Minnesota or could it I don’t know, but you know global warming might make this entire thing sort of meeting list so that’s good news, but that would become a British possession regardless
But that’s obviously really crazy. That’s really crazy stuff but I mean it’s possible.
I don’t think that the Soviet trying to spread the gospel in 70s through the hippies. Had any idea that they would end up doing what they did or did they maybe maybe they did and they didn’t even care cause they just thought it would be better to get rid of the illuminati-
No, I mean they were probably trying to attack the United States, but I wonder if in the back of their mind they were also trying to attack the Illuminati itself.
Anyway, so that’s one scenario and that that one always gives me some hope as crazy as it is because they could start to prevent that if they really tried and it’s not that bad it’s just like we become Canada so what?
But like doomsday scenario no we’re talking two nuclear missiles dropped probably at the very bare minimum two. And I can’t think of anything other than these two outcomes although I could try, but that’s this is all that I’ve been able to come up with.
So I don’t know where those missiles will be dropped I would I would I I don’t even know I don’t know. It’s almost kind of silly, but I feel like there would be at least two.
I mean, we could all end up dead, which I mean, considering what I’ve told you is it in my opinion, you made it totally disagree with me, but in my opinion with what I have experienced and I can gather it isn’t an end of existence at all, so it’s like that saying they’re worse things than death
Or that movie deep impact but with a happy ending it’s like you don’t wanna die in pain. You don’t wanna die miserable and the Earth is already falling apart I mean, like even if this is an El Niño year, how many El Niño years are we gonna start having yes
I mean, it’s just the weather has been totally weird for about 10 years now.
So there are worse things than death, obviously burning up, obviously watching the Earth die slowly would be worse. and yes Putin definitely knows all of that. He really is not stupid.
So it’s like kids are being totally molested and turned into these shell, shocked, profoundly traumatized people, and they don’t give a crap about them because they’re insane and then he’s watching the Earth burn and he’s thinking you know what it’s time to invade Ukraine because why the hell not?
You may feel like you know him you know that’s a human response. He is just human. He is a leader of Russia, but he is also just human.
Yeah, no you know is talking to someone like me. Maybe it seems like you know him but how weird is that really because people in the past used to feel that about their leaders I don’t know. I think I mean he he is just human.
So, but but there isn’t anything that I can see happening other than that
and that’s awful and I’m tired and as possible that they’ll just grow up and amazingly magically miraculous they start acting like adults. I mean really I pray and I hope that somehow Bobby will just stop and some woman will suddenly give up and decide she just wants to be nice to people somewhere I mean no they aren’t better than me. I’m a very dangerous person in a sense but I’m also not because I’m just trying to do my job and these people are like bat shit crazy
No, I mean I’m just an ordinary person in the sense that I just have. I’m just old money and my family has oil and I just happen to be doing what I did with my life with politics and such and I just happen to be Tom Banks‘s daughter. It’s very ordinary in a sense. It’s really it is. It’s extremely ordinary because there is a hierarchy. remember when people used to know that like there is just a hierarchy no really there is people used to know that.
But I think with the Internet, we kind of lost touch with reality
So I was just minding my own business being myself and because of who I am, it’s like my life has turned into absolute hell. And meanwhile, these people who have the official positions and are pulling the lovers and yeah, and pushing the carts of society, so to speak the people who we are that we were trusting to do the job we thought they were going to do are just crazy
And it’s like holy cow who’s running this boat because we’re going pretty fast and we’re headed for a bridge. You know we’re headed for an iceberg like I sure hope that this driver knows what they’re doing.
Yeah, because if they don’t, we’re all gonna die. And I think you know if there was just some way to calm these people down because I’ve tried talking to them. I think Putin has tried talking to them. The CIA has tried talking to them, but they’re just there’s like maybe 100 people maybe 200 maybe 300 who are scattered all over the world and no they’re not the elite they’re the illuminati. I mean, you can think of them as elite and then you realize they have no privacy and they’re essentially our slaves.
Because we have privacy and they don’t, we just stare there, stare and watch them. and they never realize that because we never clue them in. and then they think of you as their slave Because they have to.
Back in the 1970s and before they were intellectuals and they actually were running things. But I mean Ella Green in Spanish is Dad
Ellen Greenspan
You know who I mean.
A lot of those thinkers are all dead and a lot of people alive. Today are just workers.
They’re not public intellectuals anymore and it’s not twilight of the elite no no there still isn’t elite it’s just they’re not the people running things necessarily and yet they are but they’re not. It’s totally discombobulated.
so no and you know some of them are still elite..
But it is very very messed-up. So no I don’t know. I don’t know. I guess that’s those are the two things I can think of probably nuclear war or the dismantling of America.
Anna: how would they avoid that?
Lacey: *thinks*
America needs to learn how to stop spending so much money
The billionaires are never going to give up their money. OK I’m not even sure if they can to be honest with you, but America might have to be a little bit broke for a while and then we’ll have to sort of put ourselves in a better place slowly and stop selling kids if we did that end of Americans allowed Americans to be truly free and be morally far more astute than they allowed us to be to control us that would be really good
Just those two things alone would probably save our neck
If they just stopped controlling people spiritually and stopped selling kids. We would be almost entirely out of the Woods.
They’re obviously dysfunctional.
Even if some of them are OK as a whole, they are dysfunctional.
I mean, people wouldn’t like having to pay off debt, and there would probably be an outpouring of the Holy Spirit in charismatic churches, and there would be a lot of other people who would start I mean it would become various people would become very spiritual
They’re afraid of losing control
And then they need to stop selling children. Which would mean that we would be struggling financially, but it wouldn’t be that dramatically different than now.
And then if they did that the war in Ukraine would be almost nonsense. They would have to they would have to allow for the fact that they’ve messed up and they’d have to either really support him or stop supporting him altogether and then just let him die or let him give up.
I mean really everything would just de-escalate. It would just totally de-escalate and there’s other little things like that too, but those are the two biggies that they need to stop selling kids and they need to stop controlling people spiritual.
and maybe that’s a lot to ask of these people indeed but we don’t really have a choice on the selling of kids because that really pisses off a lot of people in the world.s
The spiritual one I think is we could leave it as is, but I mean it would be a lot better if they just let us sort of think for ourselves in that way.
So anyway, that’s what’s going on and it’s terrifying that I know all that I shouldn’t I really shouldn’t. Listen if I am anything in the CIA and maybe I’m not and that’s just part of the story yeah that could just be me trying to be dramatic and maybe I shouldn’t say that, but I’m making it more mysterious or not but if that is real, it was very low-key. It would be like if Pete Campbell talked to somebody in college and some secret Society and they said Pete you just have to talk to us every once in a while and let us work with you and that’s it.
If if that happened, they literally just talk to me because I got very involved in politics. I had a friend who stepmother was a lobbyist at the state capital and her father was a lobbyist. He was actually friends with was George Wallace in the 60s. I’m not making this up and I will tell you her name but that is definitely not something I’m going to do but anyway, her stepmother got free tickets to a George Bush rally at an airport hanger and I think it was 2000. I’m tired. I’m sorry and I was there and that’s when I was first approached if I’m actually involved at all.
There were there was a couple who were standing in front of us and I was probably being silly, but I was screaming really loud and so was my friend because we were bush. We were bush supporters. She was a republican, even though she was very smart and she was a young woman who believed in abortion rights but she was a friend and she was a bush supporter. If that upsets you I’m sorry, but we stood there screaming and then these people approached me afterwards and said how old are you girls? You’re both about 16 right?
And I said yeah that’s right and then I thought wait a minute why are these people asking me if I’m 16 that is exactly my age and these were old people I mean these were people who were like actually old they were probably in their 70s or 80s and then they just turned around and guessed my exact age that was weird to me. I was smart enough to know that was strange and I don’t know if they were talking telepathically or what was going on but those people were the people who approached me because we started a conversation and my reaction was very weird to that and then they said you’re very smart like they never they never addressed the whole weird thing with my age they just said you’re very smart and I thought how do they know that because now I actually am quite smart and then they started talking to me about my interest in what I wanted to do with my life or I wanted to go to school what my plans were and I was gonna be a politics major and be a lawyer. That was my plan my entire childhood and they found that out and they thought that was just great.
No, it might And I’m gonna edit all this so this could actually be a jumble right now, but I don’t care cause I’m tired
Anyway, they were like oh they were like oh you know what are you gonna do with your life? Do you think that you would ever know wanna be involved in the foreign service or do you think you’d ever wanna work for a newspaper? What do you think you’ll end up doing with yourself and I was like oh yeah I don’t know. I guess I just wanna be a lawyer and they were really interested. They said oh well there’s different kinds of law there’s all different kinds of law. What kind of law would you wanna even do and I was like oh I don’t know we know I don’t know and they said well. You know you could always go work in some sort of an embassy and no.
The man said to me and this was a long time ago because if I’ve told you a different story, I don’t think I have though I think this is what I’ve told you but anyway there were actually two rallies and I’m tired. OK so just let me finish what I’m saying OK so he said oh I have nephew who would probably wanna date you and I said oh I don’t know I said oh my gosh that’s so flattering and he said will give me your number and I thought I don’t think so. I’m not giving these people my number and they said OK that’s fine. You’re a smart girl. You’re really smart girl.
And then a couple of years later there was another George Bush rally in Rochester Minnesota and I had free tickets again and this time I was standing in the audience I turned around and there was an old couple again in their 70s or 80s who said to me, you’re such a nice smart girl you’re so nice. You’re so smart. What are you gonna do with your life?
What are you gonna do with your life? What do you think you’re gonna do and I said probably be a lawyer I don’t know we’ll see and he said. I have a grandson who would really like your phone number I’m sure he would like to date you and I thought what the heck is going on
I’ve tried to explain this, but you have to understand this is fiction and I’m an aspiring writer not a real good one yet
So basically, I gave him my phone number and cause I thought what the heck you know I’m sure their grandson must be good looking. I don’t know why I thought that but I thought you know just let’s just try this time because I wasn’t finding a boyfriend and I just thought whatever this is just this is just sad these people keep trying to help me and I also was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Sorry I just swear, and so I gave them my phone number and no they did contact me and they said what is your interest in politics let’s let’s just talk about this slowly because you know there’s a lot going on in the world. Our grandson is struggling with his faith and we just you know let’s just work this through slow slowly, what are you doing with your faith and I kind of just blew it off because I thought I don’t know who these people are and why they’re trying to hook me up with their grandson when he’s struggling with his Christianity but anyway gradually overtime I began to realize that I was being approached
Not for sex trafficking ring not for you know something like that but buy a bunch of people who are being very sneaky and yeah, then eventually they just said your family has a lot of oil we’re developing technology to drill that we’ve not really previously had like was it that they had just developed it I don’t know, but they had new technology and they anticipated that there would be a time within the next 10 to 20 years when they start drilling the Nesheim land
They said listen you know how this works. They could tell that I was somewhat conservative and they said no you know you know how this works. The Republicans obviously care about issues of oil and fossil fuels and I was like well yeah that’s true they do and they said you know we just want to kind of keep in touch with you because your family is going to be owning a lot of oil and it’s scary and we just need someone to touch base with Because. You’re going to be affecting the market you’re going to be affecting a lot of people’s perceptions which affects trillions of dollars in the stock market and investments so they needed for their own sanity to just have someone to touch base with, and of course it was not sexual. These were very professional decent people and the whole idea of. Oh you know I have a grandson who wants to talk to you there was nobody there was no grandson. There was never a date. They just knew that I was lonely, and I didn’t have a boyfriend.
They just knew that I was very lonely and that I was miserable and so they knew that that would be a really good way to really spark my interest you know it’s like would you like my phone number so we can talk about God or would you like my phone number so that I can give you a recommendation for I mean actually they probably wasn’t too many other things that they could’ve said, but I figured out over the years that they did that because they knew I was miserable
I mean, I was very attractive and they knew that too and I am very attractive, but they knew they knew that they had some inkling that I was not dating anyone seriously and I think maybe they knew that that my father was Tom Banks and that I was very smart and very Christian and I just wasn’t finding anyone who looked like me and it’s not that I wasn’t pretty but no, I just was different and they knew that
They knew that I mean, I could’ve been sleeping around and making out with people I really am attractive I guess but I was a very strong Christian and I still am and they knew that they knew they knew that I was a really strong Christian and a very smart person and that I was lonely
And that I was pretty and so it wouldn’t be weird if someone said to me oh my gosh, I have a grandson
I’m not vain. I really was beautiful and I am so but no, I’m not a prostitute. There was no grandson. There was no nephew. They just wanted to talk about the oil.
Elliott: I just want to point out that she really is extremely beautiful. Don’t lose that information in your head. It really is real.
And I really am Elliott Roosevelt.
And some of those men would have wanted to ask for her number themselves, which is why they came up with a stupid idea of asking for her number for their grandson. no these were old men about 20 years ago. Most of these men were either young members of the greatest generation or they were in the silent generations. But no, they were all asking for they were all just trying to get her number for their grandson. I think one or two of them were older, but I don’t I don’t think I think most of them were were a little younger.
See and that’s I’m putting this out for a reason I would’ve just asked for her number myself. I’m I’m dead serious. I wouldn’t have cared. I really wouldn’t have cared. I really wouldn’t have cares. I would’ve just thought well I’m a dirty old man. She’ll get over it. I mean, not really but that’s that’s the premise.
But that was the idea that I would’ve had and I think that would’ve been a lot better a lot better than this
And actually, Michael Rockefeller would have done the same thing as me
Even though he was younger.
And I just angry because I’m I just I feel like they should’ve just done that
She wouldn’t been offended they would’ve explained so many different things to her cause they would’ve had that that in yeah where they could’ve just said listen maybe I’m not your boyfriend but let me explain a few things about what’s really going on but these people were being very professional-
*he laughs*
And to be honest with their Credit, they were decent people. They were they really were. They had great lawns very clean neat clothes. Their kids were all successful and they had a very good life.
And they were not going to mess it up.
And I don’t think there was that much chemistry not like I would’ve had and not like Michael would’ve had or lamb who she’s who she’s with for eternity, but no, they would have. They would’ve been better off though if they had just asked for her number themselves.
She’s not wrong to be very frustrated by that at this exact moment.
Lacey: I don’t like old men in that way like when I was young I didn’t like old men I really didn’t. I’m not perverted and it’s not a fetish. I just I just like how they look and there is a difference there really is there is evolution? There really is a difference. They look different then maybe you guys can’t see it but I can see it and it isn’t just how they were raised, they looked different.
So no, I might not have dated them, but I definitely would have had a much more productive conversation than what’s happened. Because I would’ve thought why am I talking to this man who’s in his 70s or 80s probably 70s or 60s you know will say 70s cause I think that’s their age so they’re probably in their 90s now or they’re dead but it’s like why am I talking to this man who is in his 70s and possibly even 80s and he’s just flirting with me and I had these experiences, but this would’ve really stood out to me.
I had these experiences, but I would’ve thought no why is this man talking to me in his 70s and guys my age don’t ever ask me out in this way they never figure out how to ask me out it’s just weird and I get hurt and then sometimes I try to ask them out and they don’t like how I do it cause that’s weird to them and then there’s this man who doesn’t know me. He just waltzes up to me in his 70s and he’s got me totally figured out just totally figured out and I would’ve sat with him and I would’ve thought what the heck is going on why are our brains so similar? I don’t know you and you’re reading my mind?
And I would’ve thought there’s something weird going on like really really really weird. And I would’ve figured out way back then that I was Tom Banks‘s daughter I had all these other stupid ideas. I would’ve figured out back then that I was his daughter that I was Tom Banks‘s daughter not this other group of people that I had connected to him
And some of those theories that I had were very much based on the supernatural because like I know how things work somewhat psychically with different dreams that I’ve had and so and so forth and I thought maybe someone’s trying to communicate with me no no no I’m Tom Banks‘s daughter and those people may have been trying to communicate with me like the Kennedy’s because I’m Tom Banks‘s daughter
I would’ve figured this out. and I think it would’ve been less painful. Because I can’t help the think part of the reason why I kept going for all these other crazy theories is because the people who I picked as my birth parents were all boomers and so it’s like oh no, I’m just I am very different because I don’t know my birth parents and I’m just different. Where is if someone who was older had approached me I would’ve thought no let’s be honest Lacey it might not be someone connected to Tom Banks. It might just be Tom Banks himself? I don’t usually make mistakes like that because I’m meticulous I am I really am. I don’t like to. I don’t like making mistakes like that. Trust me. I’m extremely accurate and I might’ve even known in this case that it was possible and kind of let go of it because he was so old. I have an excuse, But I know my brain and how it works at this point at least and I know I would’ve figured it out if I had just had somebody sort of holding my hand so to speak psychologically like hi yeah I’m old now and nothings gonna happen between us, but well, maybe not necessarily but I’m just explaining your life and it’s gonna kind of suck to hear this but yeah, our dad was the same age.
Yeah, that’s why I can almost take you out on a date and I don’t have to have you know a weird crisis where it’s like who’s asking out who and who’s really more mature who is the man know I have you figured out and it’s not just because I’m old it’s because I actually have you figured out
that would’ve been nice that would’ve been very nice and it would’ve worked so much better with everything.
Elliott: so she’s absolutely right
Lem: so I’m gonna take her upstairs and we’re gonna go to bed and because her neighbors chose to be loving and kind tonight after a real confrontation that mayor may not have been real and does have good taste in some ways but it’s just arrogance that Lacey can’t handle z
No, she does have good taste that woman she does but she needs to learn that Lacey is not an idiot
And I actually agree about the pool except they didn’t use the pool that they have that much this year, but it would look really good. I mean it would. It would look really good where they had the pool this year. It would look good if they just put a pool in, they don’t obviously have to do that but I think it’s just they spent a lot of money on a lot of different things. And so Lacey and I are thinking look if you have that much money to spend why don’t you just put in a pool and know her kids would not be coming over it’s just I think it’s just irritating to us because it’s just like come on, dude just build a pool
But we don’t we don’t know them well enough, but that’s actually how we really are and I would’ve actually said something, but I lived in New York City so people really are different there
At least they used to be
no are you kidding me? I’m not making this up. She knows that she was there many times. It’s like oh no listen. Let me let me tell you something you should put in a real pool. No people said stuff like that absolutely.
I’m an old man I was born in 1916 and Lacey should have been born in 1918 so if that seems corny to you, it isn’t us because Lacey should be about 105 years old at least. Yeah I’m 110 years old. I could technically still be alive in some ways but not really I mean my body couldn’t be but people live to be that old but very rarely but no, I’m 110 years old. And Lacey should be about 105 so if we seem like aliens, that’s probably why
so anyway, I’m going to take her upstairs. We’re going to go to bed and her neighbors are going to leave her alone and they’re gonna think good thoughts about life and they’re going to try to get along with her and they’re gonna realize that their kids have been obnoxious because they’ve made my children cry and they don’t need to apologize and I’m not gonna explain why my kids are rough even though they’re very elegant and well mannered
I would like to point out something though have you noticed how tall Marty is? And that he has blond dish, curly hair kind of that looks like mine. No Lacey is not a clone or a vampire. Her father was born in 1894 and he conceived her when he was 88 with a stewardess named Margy. OK Margie was a hot young woman in the 1980s because Lacey is 43.
Yeah, in the 70s and 80s my birth mother in law was running around on a plane looking pretty great. and she brought Lacey into this world with my dad in law. And no Jim would know who Margie is whether he could verify whether or not he knew that Lacey was her daughter. I don’t know, but I can almost guarantee that he’d be honest that he did know Margy. I think he would even entertain the possibility that Lacey‘s Margie‘s daughter with Tom
And I think he would probably feel bad for Margy
She really wasn’t necessarily a completely awful person, but that is not a conversation to have right now because she’s not my mother by birth. This is Lacey‘s mother and that’s not appropriate. I mean she no I’m not gonna correct her perception someday we’ll have a conversation about it, but I can’t get clear enough right now as much as I can talk to her to really have that kind of a conversation without no because if she starts to cry, I’m not interested and I’m not interested I’m interested in her tears, but I’m not interested in having a conversation where my wife starts crying and Bobby can pop out of a portal from hell
So… so that’s that’s more information but no Margie is Margie is
And where was I going with the same tire to Lacey? We’ve both been exhausted for a while.
so no we’re not vampires but but mice my kids. My kids really are big. My kids really are big. My kids really are big. i’m trying to say that, but Bobby is getting offended and so he has me laughing about how this phone is correcting my words because he thinks it’s Jack and I making love because it’s partially Jack’s energy correcting me trying to make me sound cute and then Bobby is snickering because he thinks it’s proof that we’re still fucking and we’re really in love because then that makes him think that he’s fucking me and that we’re really in love and that’s all bullshit
I’m not fucking JFK I’m not fucking RFK or JP or RFK Junior or JFK Junior or Joe one two or three I am not having sex with any man and so anyway that was sort of the point Those are my kids believe it or not. The science would say that they’re marks but science actually made also strangely suggest weird things about me. Yeah this is a really weird situation so I’m just gonna freak you out a little bit more because we’re already freaking you out and you need to hear that that really is part part of the reason why they’re so rough they’re not rough people but I’m rough. I’m actually a straight man and I’m big I was 6 foot four
I grew up in Pittsburgh
I had a deeper voice and people realize at times and I was tough. I was actually a pretty tough guy.
No, I’m not I’m not trying to come on to Lacey. I really was actually quite tough and my kids have a little bit of that in them even though I’m not technically here Marty is big and Marcus his father, but he’s just a little too tall and that’s gonna look strange except not really because he looks like his sister. He looks like his mom and he looks like me.
He also looks like his father and that is his father. Mark is his father. She’s not married and I’m not God but I’m gonna creep you out. I did have a part in conceiving both those two kids. They are my children and that’s that’s that’s that’s not something that you’re gonna have a lot of empathy for or understand unless if you’re a very loving person, they are Mark‘s children, but they are also mine and how did that happen? Well, why didn’t those people talk to her and tell her why didn’t they talk to her and tell her that they were in the illuminati or that something like that was happening cause I’m sure one of them probably was
I think they just kept everything quiet and things were fine and then they died and they were too dumb to realize that they needed to keep a contact in the illuminati who who was on the same page and wasn’t just shuffling papers and nodding their head. What happened? Yeah you know there was a lot of issues with Norm Coleman and there were a lot of issues with a lot of people at that point I mean this is the George Bush presidency. We’re talking about so some of these people died and then there was sort of like a bit of an issue with transferring of authority from one person to another and so for maybe about three or four years at and she was also becoming liberal in her politics personally, and so they had someone assigned to her who was this really intelligent thoughtful guy in his 20s at the time and he is actually not even in politics anymore he’s I think working in California and energy which is probably actually a better job for him. He’s a very business minded person but at the time he was working in DC
And he was their contact. It’d be impossible to find him. But he was working in DC and he had an eye on everything and he was the one in the illuminati who kept an eye on everything. I kind of wonder if Eric knows him but
No, I mean I think I have a feeling you probably knows him I’m saying, Eric
So he may even feel really bad
But I mean, I don’t know him personally, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually feels pretty bad and the best he can do is just try to sort of be helpful
So anyway, yeah, Marty is gonna be a tall guy not real tall but I think he’s well. Maybe he won’t but I think he’s gonna be taller than his dad. And he is Mark son absolutely and then that’s where the Jews need to be more careful if they had been more loving towards Lacey and Mark‘s family I would not have been able to conceive a child with her
Your acidic Judaism is interesting
Those are Mark’s kids. But anyway-
No, they really are his kids.
But Marty probably will be pretty tall
Yeah And my daughter wanted to be a doctor. My father was a doctor. A lot of people in my family go into medicine That’s not a coincidence.
And then she wanted to be a veterinarian and then she wanted to be an an astronomer. And then she decided that she wanted to be a mom. And it’s so funny because she keeps wanting a horse and that breaks my heart because she would’ve had one in Pennsylvania or Maryland. We would’ve had a horse for her easiest pie no we would’ve very easily had a horse and a cow and a pig, and I would’ve been really nice, but oh well
No, I would’ve been really nice I went to have shot. Jack and Bobby wouldn’t have been shot either and I wouldn’t have used drugs. I wouldn’t have sworn I would’ve been a much nicer person
And you need to understand that about me, I wasn’t just actually I wasn’t necessarily even in rebellion against God at all part of what I was up to was just being angry
OK, so I am going to bed and nobody is gonna follow us up there and this blog is going to become private by tomorrow morning and we’re not going to make it public again unless if someone starts threatening her in a way that is genuinely really scary because this needs to become more private yeah I mean people have safety issues even when they’re incredibly dangerous so if you’re reading this, enjoy it for the next eight hours because by tomorrow morning, it’s going to be private again and we will leave it at that unless if something really dangerous happens what does that mean? You’ve gotta leave her alone you’ve gotta leave her alone. The oil is in the ground and you need to leave her alone. 

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