Jonah: You’re communicating…subtextually…all of the time.
Right?
God: Upper class men, Jonah, don’t do that as much, if ever.  And women, who are actually women, almost never do. 
Which is why in the past women like Lacey were seducible because there was an innate vulnerability. And they understood that about themselves. It’s not that she doesn’t have thoughts, but she doesn’t share them with you. They’re not for you. And it would take a very stable marriage to get into those thoughts. It’s very hard to get into a woman’s head and men used to understand that. But they’re not stupider, and actually men who are wealthy used to take advantage of that more easily than men who were poor despite what you might think, because they understood the nature of feminine conversation better. 
Lem: Lacey is actually this beautiful. In that way. Right now. This actress…is not.
A lot of lesser beauties have been under the impression that they can harvest her beauty. Using their “Illuminati privileges”. Yes. They see it like a membership in an HOA community.
They’re DUMB AS FUCK.
This Harvard educated actress included. *He laughs at her*
The actress in this photo: *STORMS-off, in a PSYCHOTIC huff. LIVID. Acting desperately wounded.*
Lem: Jeff Bezos’s wife. Miley Cyrus. They’ve all began having physically altering surgery to look like Lacey. And they then shove it in our faces. Bragging about it. Because they’re demonically protected. So they can photograph HER face. On THEIR bodies. And get HER BODY’S GLORY…for themselves. They’re parasitic, PEASANT thieves.
Lacey isn’t allowed to look like that. Because cameras actually do pick up the supernatural. And especially ones today. …She’s stuck channeling the dead in her photos.
No. It’s not in her head. She’s had it cooperated by very reliable sources. Many, many times.
Natalie Portman is very narcissistically threatened by her. All of the women I’ve listed are. And it’s GROSS. They’re GROSS. They’ve become so INSANE and stubborn…thanks to toxic feminism…that they’re…DISGUSTING.
…The thing is…humans are shit sometimes. And so when you give women more power…the way it was done…the worst parts of women’s minds…emerge.
Casi: So that beauty…is what she looks like in person?
Lem: Yes.
Take the beauty-concept…and it’s just Lacey. Not at all Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: *weeps over herself*
Bobby: *weeps with her*
Natalie: I ate a baby. Okay. And molested three kids.
And…I told myself I loved it. And it made me…what I am.
Bobby. Ate SEVEN. And still molests kids.
He’s SICK.
And all I wanted…was to be her.
God: Why?
Natalie: Because then I get to be a pretty lady again.
I’m a hideous monster now.
Duh.
*People think*
Satan: I just wanna clarify something. I’m in love with Lacey and I’m not making that up.
There are women who are offended by that because I’ve slept with them, but I don’t give a shit.
You also need to understand that she’s not actually stealing Lacey’s face. She’s imitating it and there are demons helping her. You don’t understand. You can’t really harness other people’s physical body in the 4D.
But you can be fooled into thinking you are and that you’re doing something very evil…and I like that…because I’m trying to hurt people and make them destroy themselves because evil is actually very destructive and I hate people.
So that’s not actually Lacey‘s literal face. It is, but it’s not like she stole Lacey‘s face. 
Natalie: This is why I am tempted to be a Satanist because he always is so smart
God: You know, I can forgive you and over time you won’t feel like a monster anymore. 
Bobby: I don’t I don’t understand why I’m being called a pedophile. My good friend Rob Lowe, who is actually my great great grandfather reincarnated on the Kennedy side, had a niece who just committed suicide.
There’s someone harvesting Natalie‘s face so she can’t photograph her own beauty. She’s actually very pretty, she’s maybe is as pretty as Lacey or maybe not. Maybe she’s almost as pretty? Whatever. But it’s really beautiful in its own way, but she can’t even have manifest her own face.
You guys don’t understand warfare. They need to be able to photograph their own beauty because that’s part of how they get respect as women. I have an issue with certain things partially because I’m screwed up and then partially because I’m evil and then partially because I’m trying to fit in with people. I’m trying to get power.
A reader: SO how many of you went to Epstein Island because you didn’t want people to bully you?
Bobby: A lot of us. I would say 50% of those people actually are perverted. And the other 50% just went to fit in. And to be honest, it’s been incredibly psychologically destructive. Because there’s a lot of very new money, sheltered people who did horrible things that they can’t really deal with. They tried to make themselves feel normal and doesn’t work.
A reader: Is Britney Spears one of those people?
Bobby: Something even worse, happened to her. She resisted a lot. She actually is a sweet person. And then things got really ugly.
She took demons on who were willing to do things to people who are children, and those demons were supposed to be what was harming the child like in The Shining. So it’s like the demon was the one really doing it. And she thought she was being smart and making a deal. I think it was probably too much for Britney.
That start with Lacey does. A lot of people seem to think that she’s like Britney, but they’re different people.
But Britney…Britney lost her mind. Britney lost her mind and I don’t know if It’s ever come back. I think she realized that there was a part of her brain that was messed-up. But then she wasn’t completely OK with it because she had somewhat of a conscience that was real and so she was trying to work with the demons and channel them and channel dead people and channel other living people and be herself and make music. Because she wasn’t OK with being evil and harming children. Maybe she said otherwise since then and indicated otherwise, but she actually was never really OK with it.
So I think her life has turned into a hellhole because she’s not really sure how to deal with the fact that she’s not like other people who are openly harming children. They are threatening her because they’re still threatened by her power. And they’re intimidated by the fact that she has more of a normal person conscience than they do.
A demon who possessed her: I am a demon. I am molested the kids, but it was still her too much for her own sanity.
I was apprehensive about her being famous to begin with. I always had a bad feeling about it.
Yeah, I mean I’m a demon, but I am not pure evil. That’s been a misunderstanding. I am a demon though but- I feel some sympathy for her and then I’m also a demon.
Jonah Wiley: Could you have driven her insane?
The demon: Harvard is connected to Lacey through her father-in-law andLem. And that’s why Natalie was able to confess her since publicly. And actually, she didn’t even choose to do that. Lacey just gave her that one out of the kindness of Lacey‘s heart. And Natalie is being very strong and very smart and very open on this blog that’s fictional, and that’s very cool for Christ.
There is something to be said for the hard work that she put in. Studying as a student at Harvard. So there you go, it’s not like it’s nothing when you accomplish something like that.
It’s possible that Natalie is actually very tormented by what happened. I can’t guarantee that either can Lacey, but it’s possible that she really did a horrible thing. Not just those kids, but to herself. And I really commend her if that’s the case for being willing to accept her fate and accept that she’s done something that she at least somewhat regrets, potentially.
It’s sad for a lot of these people that they did this to themselves. It was not good. They went from thinking very highly of themselves to thinking that they were worse than a snake. Because it’s arguably the worst thing you can do to another human. So I mean, the tragedy isn’t just that the kids got hurt that is obviously the worst part of it, but there’s also a human tragedy of these normal people who turned themselves into monsters.
And in the better cases, they only did it once or they’ve learned to hate that part of themselves to keep their own sanity, and they aren’t really totally falling apart, psychologically.
I will answer your question Jonah, but I needed to say that.
A Chronic Pain sufferer: So how how are they doing with their sanity?
The demon: Some people have literally gone insane. Some people have literally lost their minds. You don’t hear about those people so much.
Other people are still able to appear in public, but they are really struggling.
And then there are some people who stopped themselves from doing it more than once or twice and they just drank a lot, exercise a lot and they just try not to think too deeply about anything. Other people are less crazy than that and they exercise a lot. They vomit a lot, and they get lots of plastic surgery surgery.
Other people almost did it and they’ve just been obsessed with plastic surgery.
It varies.
But it’s definitely I’ve been very hard on a lot of people who were not pedophiles and even some pedophiles who weren’t really comfortable with harming a child.
Jonah: And?
The demon: The thing is no. Britney is an independent woman.
I can explain, but Lacey has done, but you’re going to hate her because it’s not stupid.
Natalie is an independent woman, but she’s Jewish and we’ll just leave it at that.
And that’s actually not antisemitic. It’s just the Jews are different than white people who are white people, so to speak.
And Lacey’s not actually Jewish. She’s married to a man who has a Jewish father so she’s protective of Jews as she should be and they’re somewhat protective of her as they were commanded by God to be. OK but Britney didn’t marry a Jew or the son of a Jew. And she’s white like Lacey.
Poor Britney.
So Lacey is actually extremely beautiful and sexy and you need to stop lying to yourself about that if you wanna have a clue what happened to Britney Spears. Lacey is drop dead gorgeous but like Sophia Loren, if she was born in 1983, it doesn’t look as good when it’s not with big hair and dark eyes and high heels in a dress. That just looks good on them. And men of that time prefer that look. And there are some men still alive who are older who like how they look. Like Vladimir.
All of the men that Lacey engaged in sexual contact with are currently over the age of 50. And there was nobody else. She was not a slut, but she opened herself up to being more risqué than she was comfortable with because she was trying to survive and keep her sanity, and she was almost insane. She had two young children to take care of a husband who’s not really in love with her and it’s very slightly autistic. He’s not autistic in any appreciable way, but he’s just a teeny tiny bit autistic. And if you’re smart, you can appreciate him because he’s a really nice person. He could be a CEO. There are successful CEOs who are far more autistic than him. but being married to someone like that who’s not really in love with you she can do it and they’re really good friends at this point but at first it was rough because she couldn’t figure out what was going on. And people who are like that are not always good at explaining themselves. In an intimate way, be at friendship or otherwise. So it took her time to figure it out. And he’s a very nice man, but if he wasn’t, they probably would be divorced, but he is a nice person and he likes being with her. He likes being married to her and they’re very close.
He’s a very normal person, but he’s extraordinarily smart and he is very very very minuscule autistic, but it’s real autistic.
Anyway, so she was coping with an unusual husband, two small children, and then the Illuminati was trying to drive her literally insane.
And so she opened herself up to the possibility of being involved with men who were adults and obviously consenting because the marriage that she was in had died in that way. And she thought they can tell that he’s not in love with me. They can tell that I’m miserable and they’re using that to try to torture me and my family. So I’m going to play this smart and and use that against them.
Because they’re invading my privacy, they’re in my head against my will, and they’re trying to torture me. So I’m just gonna be real silly and let myself fall in love with some very dangerous men, because they’re interested and they’re making fun of me for having a crush on Vladimir Putin, so I’m just gonna be real silly. So he fell in love with her. They’re still in love, but it’s not going to really go anywhere.
And there were other people, other men and that’s all I’m saying, but we call them people. But they were all older than 50.
I can list them for you, but you’re going to be horrified.
You might be angry and think why can’t this woman just rely on God? You know why because people have to drink water. They have to sleep in a normal bed and she didn’t have a choice sweetie because she lives in reality and you can’t just call on Christ and then expect him to start manifesting shit for you. She even did that, she literally constantly prayed and wailed for Jesus to help her, totally innocent for years. And it was helpful. It’s the reason why she’s alive. It’s the reason why she’s been so capable of functioning. It’s not like it did nothing. It was the absolute right thing to do. But I’m a demon and I’m telling you this because of that… and yet she still alive, there’s not been a rapture. She’s screamed at God to bring a rapture down to the point where they almost had a falling out and she was in the right and God had to divinely intervene and explain that he does actually exist and he’s not just a demonic liar.
She has done profound spiritual warfare.
And I don’t think people have enough respect for that, but we’re not particularly worried.
But she had to survive. And the only thing she could think of because of how she was being tortured was to start letting herself fall in love. She had already done that, but she decided to just go a little more crazy.
And so she slept, in a sense, with Tucker Carlson. Once. Are you OK or should we stop?
Jonah: I’m struggling, but I’d like to know more.
The demon: White people are very dumb sometimes and they’re expecting things to be simpler than they are. She also was an a sort of situation with Lawrence O’Donnell.  Obviously she was somewhat involved with Donald Trump Junior. And then that’s where things get interesting. 
She was briefly involved with Van Johnson. Whether he became bisexual or whether he became straight, he does date women now.

That’s the person she was involved with. Briefly.
And then she was involved with Joe Kennedy Junior.
He had been interacting with her unbeknownst to her since she was a teenager. That one lasted awhile and it was significant in a different sort of way. And then she got involved with her own husband again because she was trying to make the marriage work. And she just had to figure out one last time that it really wasn’t ever going to work the way that she had wanted.
And then she got involved with Louis Hill Junior. And then she was involved with Harold Loeb. And yes, by this point, the Illuminati was confused and fascinated. And Queen Elizabeth wanted to help her actually see these people not just hear slight murmurings of them. She really felt that it was going to save Lacey‘s life and really help her and so right around the time that she was trying to work things out with her husband Elizabeth started allowing her psychics to manifest these men more. And so Louis was very manifested.
And so was Harold. And Elizabeth was a Christian and intriguingly both Harold and Louis actually were men that God had in mind for Lacey in Heaven.
And she could handle that responsibility. And as long as she was alive, things were sort of going as they should’ve but she started getting really sick-
And it actually was incredibly helpful for Lacey‘s sanity and her well-being. She really did do the right thing in that sense but not everyone can handle the responsibility because they don’t have kindness towards Lacey the way that Elizabeth did.
So there were problems because people are hateful, and they wanted to attack her. But it was better than just leaving her as she was.
So she got involved with Harold and then after that she got involved with Elliott Roosevelt.  And that actually is when things sort of hit the wall. 
And then, after that, she was involved with Lem.
And then Michael Rockefeller emerged after Lem became torment for her. Because of the Kennedys.  And right before Michael emerged Vladimir Putin decided to sleep with her.  He’d had a crush on her for years, but he was trying to be a good person, but then right before Michael emerged, he got angry because he was sick of watching her be tormented with Lem’s sexual past and he decided to just grab her and make love to her, and that was right before he started the war. 
There is nothing anyone alive can do about that. Don’t even try.
And that’s it. That’s everyone. 
Jonah: What happened with me? 
A demon: She had a crush on you. I think she thought maybe you were interested in talking to her and having a real romantic conversation but you didn’t seem interested.
Jonah: That’s not what I experienced.
A demon: Well, that might not be what you experienced, but that is actually what happened.
God: That’s true.
A Catholic: Jonah did you imagine that something more was happening?
Jonah: I thought she was a heck of a lot more interested in me than that.
A demon: Well she wasn’t.
She did have a real crush on you and she actually was interested in talking with you, but I think your generation takes her seriousness as profound certainty and it’s never ever been quite that simplistic. She’s married and she would’ve had to leave her husband for a younger man who had no stable career and their marriage is not what she was looking for and her husband knows that, but she couldn’t just jump in bed with you or send you naughty photos of herself or talk sexy to you or whatever the hell it was you were expecting because, first of all that’s not really her, and second of all that’s way too much.
She’s a real adult and she has real responsibilities. You’re an idiot if you were expecting something more than what she gave you. 
Jonah: But she was doing it for Tucker Carlson.
Bobby: *cracks-up laughing*
Lacey:  Exactly! Except I was doing that because I was trying to survive you’re not in the Illuminati, Jonah, and you also would’ve been having a more consensual, normal relationship with me. So it’s not just like you were grabbing me because you’re a world leader about to make war. 
Jonah: So then how is she not a prostitute?
A demon: OK so you asked for it I’m giving it to you.
They tortured Britney Spears the same way.
Britney is also not a prostitute.
These are very brutal people.
But there are some of them who are human; they’re all human, but there are some of them who are more human than others. And… they have control over each other, but they aren’t honest about it. Cause they’re all very insecure people and so they lie about their pecking order.
The first person she got involved with was Donald Trump Junior. She had people trying to convince her to jump out of windows at that point, she had a small child, and she moved from Seattle to Minnesota because she had two corneal abrasions and chairs were moving across from living-room, in Seattle. And so when she got to Minnesota, she had a conversation with the leader of North Korea. And he clued her in to some of the atrocities that were being committed and how serious the situation was in a very loving way. He decided to pretend that she was a friend of his almost like he was a nice Christian guy, and it was just friendship. He’s one of the more loving people that she’s interacted with.
He started protecting her life. Because they got along, they had a nice conversation and so he decided that instead of tempting someone to strangle her to death in the street or instead of causing her kids to choke on food and then to drive her insane and have her jump off a cliff or something worse, that he would try to sort of talk people down and get them to be nicer to her. If that had happened, it would be the end of the world. We would literally be in a nuclear war. She is not someone to mess around with. And he may have even sensed that. But he had the foresight to try to be kind to her and talk other people out of dumb decisions. And then around that time because Trump is friends with him. Donald Trump Junior started talking to Lacey too.
And so they hit it off. He was in a bad marriage. He thought he was talking to a really attractive woman, and she is, and he offered to basically save her life and protect her and her kids and her husband and her mother if she slept with him. It sounds very archaic, but that’s what happened. He was aroused by her and he wanted sex and he was willing to make a deal. And they really hit it off and he was in a bad marriage so being business minded and having a conscience and being a man, he thought this works out for everybody and it works out for my father because we’re trying to get on good terms with North Korea and she gets along with that leader and everyone will be happy.
So she did it. And it was serious for them to some degree and he started thinking about his marriage and what it really meant to him and what his life meant to him and who he was as a person and they’ve gone through a lot of transitions as people since then.
And you can judge her all you want, but she was in a bad marriage it protected her husband, it protected her son and protected her, and she had an interesting relationship for a few months. And she’s had to be thoughtful towards them ever since, but it’s not a problem because they actually do get along. They’ve had some issues obviously, but they naturally get along as people.
And yes, if there’s reincarnation in a sense, she went back home. Because of course, Donald Trump Junior is Scottish through his grandmother. So in a sense, she just ran back to Scotland found a nice bloke and saved her life.
Women are not as strong as men, Jonah. And you have to understand the Illuminati was attacking her where she was weak. She’s a very strong person in every sense but she has not been loved enough. She really hasn’t been.
Some narcissist say that, but that’s not what’s going on right now. She actually hasn’t been.
So that was her weak spot and that was her vulnerability and they zeroed in on that. She’s not a dumb person or a charity case. Don’t pretend like you did something special just by being in the same fucking room with her if you’re a stupid Catholic priest, reading this. People don’t absorb love through osmosis you fucking jackass. If you’re not actually loving people, they’re not being loved, don’t be so naïve. You seriously think that someone’s gonna walk into your room where you’re preaching and suddenly be healed of loneliness!?? You’re batshit fucking crazy! 
People need actual love, you worthless piece of fucking shit. I look forward to seeing you in Hell, if you don’t repent?
Cause isn’t that what you believe you asshole that if you don’t repent perfectly, you go to Hell? So maybe I’ll see your stupid ass in Hell and I can torment you, you worthless nothing! 
She did what she had to do to protect her family and herself and I think she regrets it, but she also really was trying to do the right thing. You could have a long theological explanation of what she thinks about marriage and sex, but be careful not to be judgmental and legalistic.
In a sense, I think she may have thought she was briefly married to him in the eyes of God. And that she knew that and God knew that but that everyone else doesn’t and who cares because that’s just the culture today. And then I guess they divorced and she assumed that he would probably be in God‘s grace or repent. And then that would be the end. And that’s kind of what happened. So I guess she was married to him in the eyes of God for about three months. If you’re going to be not heretical, if you’re going to be accurate about it. Catholics are very dumb Jonah and they don’t understand that it’s not just Hail Mary. You’re supposed to actually be apologizing to Christ so if she’s actually in a real relationship that’s like marriage then she’s actually married in the eyes of God; that’s what the Bible says. If you’re too stupid to know that that’s not her problem and it certainly isn’t mine either.
So no, she was not a prostitute. She had a very brief marriage in the eyes of God and then of course, being understanding and loving she knew that it wouldn’t be taken seriously by him and that way because that’s just not how people think today. She knows that people today have many marriages that they never take seriously. She thought that for many years but then she just thought well I guess you just have to go with it because people are too stupid to know not to do this to me so I’ll just have to be smart and get married and it’ll probably end up in divorce, but that’s just how things are.
It was not a very serious marriage, but in the eyes of God, it was real.
Jonah: So she was briefly married to all of these people?
A demon: Yes. And some of them knew that, and I think Queen Elizabeth knew it too. I think she intuited what Lacey was really doing.
A reader: That’s interesting. Well, that is an interesting approach.
Does Vladimir Putin still think that she’s married to him?
A demon: Yes. And no. And yes. And no.
Jonah: So she’s pranking everyone?
A demon: She knew that if she was stuck with a person, it would be love. But in a sense yes.
She’s calling society’s bluff.
Jonah: Could Britney have done the same?
A demon: She’s been loved more, but she could have. But she didn’t want to be a prostitute or a housewife or backward and Lacey just didn’t give a shit. She believes that she sees beyond all that bullshit and that she’s right. 
It wasn’t immoral or weird at all.
If she hadn’t had that problem, she would’ve never even been harassed by these people because she actually is that strong of a person. They would’ve never thought they had an angle with her if she wasn’t in a really sad relationship in 2016.
But let’s just say that she couldn’t do that to kick them in the teeth? She would’ve had to find some other way to protect herself, and I think she would’ve thought of it because that’s who she is. We may have had some sort of oil situation that would’ve manifested way back then. She would’ve made it safe for her family and she went to tried to hurt anybody who didn’t deserve it.
And to be honest, it probably would’ve been resolved in about four years because these are not truly stupid people completely, and some of them would’ve realized that they needed to stop messing with her. That was also before the queen died.
But that’s not what happened and they just kept thinking that they had an angle. And unfortunately, Bobby still thinks he has one and he’s not gonna let it go.
A Kennedy fan: Is Lem in love with her or is he amused by her and he feels sorry for her and he’s trying to help?
Bobby:  No. No he is not in love with her, obviously.  And he is certainly not trying to help her. She’s harassing him. 
A Kennedy fan: Bobby, how is she harassing him?
Bobby: By acting pitiful all the time!!!
Her sorry state harasses him.
A Kennedy fan: But she’s not talking to him or interacting with him, he’s approaching her.
Bobby: Ha!
You think that’s how things work!? People bother me all the time and they do stuff to get at you! 
Like my wife, she walks around sad because I’ve cheated on her and I think oh fuck you you bitch go to hell and die.
A Kennedy fan: But couldn’t she just be sad?
Bobby: You think that matters? My feelings are what matters to me and so when she’s sad, it’s an imposition OK? It’s like oh you’re sad Cheryl? I don’t care, go away and when you’re not near me go further away and stop bothering me spiritually, because I don’t wanna know, you’re getting in my business.
A Kennedy fan: That must be very hard for you, Bob?
Bobby: *Nods*
Thank you for understanding!
Jim: How have we begun to hear so much from you? Which man is it who she was with that made this happen to you?
Is it Lem or is it Van Johnson?
You sound very silly, do you realize that?
Bobby: I don’t think I sound silly. I think I sound brash and complicated.
Bill Gates: And now he’s going to try to figure out who it was.
*he laughs*
Tucker Carlson: It wasn’t me.
Bill: It was someone dead.
That was the demon. I don’t think he lied per se. But he left out Joe Kennedy Senior. Or they’re not counting him. Bobby could’ve been your grandfather who did this to you? 
Is he mad at you for what you’ve done to the family name? And so he’s letting you seem like an absolute atrocity so that people think it’s just you?
Bobby: No.
The Catholic Church: So she’s never had sexual contact with a child?
God: Correct. And that is part of why she’s so dangerous to these people. I don’t just tell people not to do things because I mean, I tell them not to do them because I’m loving. And that’s been part of the problem with her, because there is no clearly loving choice. Letting her son suffer? Well that’s not right. Letting her husband suffer? Well that’s not right really either. Having a silly marriage that is still technically marriage was really the best thing that she could come up with in the situation.
And this reincarnation stuff is the same thing. It either is real, and Christianity is slightly theologically deficient in that way, even though it still is the correct faith. It’s not that it’s incorrect. It’s that there are a little bits and bobs that have been misplaced, so to speak. it’s not that the Bible should be reinterpreted. It’s that there are little bits and bobs that do not alter the gospel. That’s not an explanation for homosexuality. That’s not an explanation for why everyone can sin and go to Heaven.  She’s not a heretic and when you slander her name that way it’s offensive to me.  Quit using your ignorance and stupidity as an attack on her brilliance. 
Just because you don’t understand what she’s saying and a priest might not either, doesn’t mean that she’s really actually wrong at all. She could have an enormous amount of insight and you’re just not ready to hear it because you’re stupid and sinful.
And guess what? She’s very humble, so truth be told, if she is misunderstanding something and there is no reincarnation if someone was kind enough and smart enough and mature enough, and they actually knew what they were talking about and they sat down with her and had a conversation she would be totally receptive, totally humble. She would have some very confusing things to try to figure out, but she would do it and obviously I would help her, but she can’t do that cognitively and intellectually because there’s no framework.  She can’t cross that bridge safely when she’s not sure what she’s working with.  One of the ways that she’s protected herself is through her brilliance and her actual understanding of things and so you can’t expect her to just take some stupid explanation and run with it because it actually isn’t safe. 
If it has something wrong with it, she will know that to begin with and doubt it even if she worries that there’s something to it. And that goes for everything. So she doesn’t actually believe that she’s reincarnated, even if she was. So even if she is Scotia and she’s actually dancing as an Egyptian and she’s blowing up the world I can’t hold her accountable because she doesn’t fully know what she’s doing. I can hold her accountable to a point and now I’m gonna sound like Lem, but that’s the best I can do with her brain. I can hold her accountable to a point but then beyond that there’s nothing I can do because I know that she doesn’t fully have an understanding of what’s going on. 
Jonah, she tried asking you many times to explain what you thought theologically about reincarnation. Why did you ignore that? Because you did ignore it. 
Jonah: This isn’t a parody this is who I really am and I find it offensive.
I’m not just some character on her blog. I’m a real person and if this is close to who I am, it annoys me. I will never watch SNL and laugh ever again.
I will never watch that show, out of solidarity with other victims of humor.
I’ll tell you something… I ignored it because it’s bullshit. And I have patience for people‘s stupidity, but I did not have patience for that much stupidity.
God: You know Jonah it’s actually not stupid. Why does it seem stupid to you?
Jonah: Because it doesn’t fit with the message of the Gospel. To believe in reincarnation is to turn your back on Christ and dabble in another religions.
God: You’re wrong on both accounts.
You’re incredibly intellectually pretentious as many Christians are today. There is reincarnation as a fundamental part of religion and then there’s just reincarnation. Lacey’s not dabbling in Buddhism, Jonah. You assumed that.
I’m not saying that it’s actually real at all, but that explanation doesn’t work with someone as intelligent and educated as her. I’m sorry, but it doesn’t. You offend a lot of people who are smarter than you and you never have the humility to accept that. 
Part of that is a class issue and that’s another issue. You’re lower than her and me, both.  Don’t start talking to me like you were born in the same class that I was, I’m God.  It takes humility Jonah, to be like me. 
I’m reading your mind and if you’re not comfortable with that, you’re a liar. Do you realize that that I actually read your mind Jonah? You can’t lie to me. I’m not stupid.
You don’t wanna have a real conversation about it because you’re worried about getting embarrassed. You’re worried about losing your own faith because you’re worried she’s gonna say something to you that’ll make you wonder if you should just be Buddhist. That is unfortunate and then you need to be clear about that in a more functional adult respectful way. It’s not her problem that that’s where you are.
So then you have to genuinely avoid it. With her. She wouldn’t expect you to trip yourself up to help her. And that’s good.
The thing is, she’s not a Buddhist. She wouldn’t want you to be one. So she’s not bringing it up to convert you to Buddhism. She’s trying to figure something out and so then that’s where you have to realize that you’re actually on the same page with her but you’re gonna get confused and then you just have to not talk about it. It’s not gonna be something that you’re used to and OK but you needed to be more humble because it really was a sincere worry of her’s. A sincere concern. And truth be told if there is reincarnation it would be helpful for you to figure that out too.
How does she think that it doesn’t affect the Gospel?  Because to her it’s actually a part of the Gospel in a very Hasidic sort of way.  If it exists. So it’s sort of like you are saved once through Jesus and that’s it. But as part of that salvation in the same way that he heals your heart for someone that wronged you, you could theoretically come back and try to fix mistakes that you made while you were alive in your last life. And actually, that is what the Hasidic Jews believe. 
That is Hasidic Judaism. And so she’s thinking oh no no it’s not like I’m doing Jesus‘s work for him. I’m doing my own part. That’s my responsibility.
It’s just like apologizing to someone who you’ve wronged. It’s just like putting up a fence that you tore down because you were driving drunk. It’s a part of being a good Christian in her mind. And then you would obviously trust God to bring you into salvation again. Probably when you were a child or probably when you were a teenager because he would never let you go, so you never really lose your salvation at all necessarily, it’s just you sort of work through your faith with him in a new way.
So that’s what she was theorizing and that’s why you can’t just give her some simplistic answer because it doesn’t work.
Ben: Why isn’t that what’s actually happening?
God: You wanna hear more truth? She had a secret plan to bring people into Christianity, who are kept out of it because they believe in reincarnation. She was trying to find some way to sort of bring their perspective into Christianity, if that was the only thing that kept them from being a Christian.
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