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Domestic Pressures by Johann Jóhannsson plays.

In 2016 Lacey

accidentally discovered the Illuminati when television journalist Chris Hayes decided to use his Illuminati psychic privileges to harass her, as a joke. The idea was to read her using a psychic for the fun of it. She was an attractive follower of his on Instagram when he had under 5,000 followers. And when she started liking his posts he fiendishly decided to make fun of her with his friends who, insecure and immature workaholics like him, found it hilarious to mock normal people outside the gates of stardom and the Illuminati. So he started actually telepathically communicating with her to “see what happened” and to feel superior to her.

Or…Jack Kennedy hates Lacey. And him and very evil beings have pretended to be an Illuminati to cruelly torture her.

And regardless I’ve stood by and watched. And been in absolute torment and horror. Because I could never love anyone the way I love her. Doesn’t matter what you say. …Gay or straight. There’s no one like her. …The depth of our love…goes beyond…fun. It cuts to my very core.

But let’s say she did find the actual Illuminati. And a group of liberal, so-called elite journalists did decide to attack her to feel better about themselves and to try to impress billionaires. …After-all who would believe in telepathy? …She was either going to go insane…possibly kill herself…or she was going to disregard it and they could mock her for being so naive and such a sheeple fool. Feel…elite. Or…she was going to figure it out…and prove she was lower class and then they’d have had a field day feeling good about themselves. Because Erin felt deeply threatened by her perfume collection. Growing-up in rural Wisconsin she hated Lacey. And both Erin and Kate felt hurt and threatened when Chris told them he found her attractive and enjoyed astral projecting himself to her to try to sexually arouse her. They felt he was…betraying them both. He’s queer…and polyamorous…and…very narcissistic.

The Quality of Mercy by Max Richter plays.

Or…that’s what a group of vicious demons led her to believe.

She’s not schizophrenic. That’s been medically proven, so to speak. She is however, extremely (what some call) psychic. Or she has…”the word of knowledge” In Charismatic Language. It’s not demonic. It’s…just her mind. And there’s literally nothing she can do about it.

In 2016…Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell stood up for Lacey when the Illuminati considered slaughtering her. Kidnapping her. Or finding some way to torture her. Possibly letting her die homeless, if they could have their druthers. He…and Ghislaine…were…despite what you might assume of them…the voice of moral authority in regard to her. He felt she had simply made a horrible mistake. He genuinely empathized with her. Felt she was incredibly intelligent. And he was impressed by how…unimpressed she was…by all of it.

And he was…terrifyingly correct. That man was a genuine genius. Nobody made him. He was brilliant.

I’m thee Kirk LeMoyne Billings. …Yes.

That’s me.

…And okay. I’m not…that famous, but I’m a little famous. …And I’m truly her “twin flame”. …My family is from Tennessee. So is hers. …We’re connected. And…our souls…are…impossibly drawn to each other’s. With the exceptionally beautiful desire to become eternally one. …I have no such flaming desire for anyone but her. And nobody can complete her…and give me back my rib…so to speak…bringing…God’s eternal bliss…like her.

Nobody understands me like her. And I don’t understand anyone like I understand her. We have…something profound. Actually…it’s necessary for the universe to function. Tearing us apart is extremely dangerous.

But that’s exactly what Satan aimed to do.

All the stories you read about me? They’re all aimed at her heart and mind. You should find it far more creepy that all of Bobby Kennedy Junior’s wives are…like her. How!? How is that possible!? Something beyond the realm we can see is inspiring him.

…

In 2016 she was rescued by Queen Elizabeth II. They loved each other deeply as friends. Elizabeth was…an incredibly profound person. And so is Lacey.

Jeffrey Epstein agreed to die. He…let himself be killed…partially to protect her and let her family live in peace. To be publicly accountable and punished. Because he refused to attack her. And so did Queen Elizabeth. It was simply too much to ask of them. And so…Ghislaine…feels Jeff…is…far more heroic than you might believe.

In Memory of a Dream by Ludovico Einaudi plays.

And as Nancy Pelosi cries over people, if there’s an Illuminati. I’ll keep writing.

Jeffrey wanted a daughter. So did Ghislaine. And certainly their daughter would have been extremely intelligent. And for some reason they both felt…an affinity for her. Her personality. Everything.

And Jeff felt bad for her legal husband. And loyal to him too because he was raised Jewish. They just didn’t feel comfortable…sadistically…throwing her into a living hell. Letting her believe she was living in actual Hell.

Bobby should stand up for Jeff. Explain that he wasn’t all bad. But…it’s easier not to. And that bothers both Lacey and I a lot. He was a loyal man, in his own way. But nobody gave him any credit in the end, at all.

After Lacey started realizing she wasn’t crazy…and after she returned to Saint Paul…she began talking telepathically with China. North Korea. And Russia.

Sadevalo Claudio Constantini plays.

At one point she fell asleep only because Russia and China had guaranteed her safety as she slept. She was genuinely that terrified. The people and demons harassing her were…intense. And…the founder of The Ordinary killed himself in relation to her story. The Illuminati runs on…spiritual rituals that are ruined if tampered with. But Lacey refused to surrender and people supported her…which gained the respect of Russia…North Korea…and India…and Iran…and China. She became there…mascot. In a sense. Because the way that she was contacted and treated by the American people was egregious. …And China felt it was…one of the most corrupt and sickening things they’d ever witnessed. Taking an innocent…deeply depressed…sweet…woman who was just trying to find love…and making a mockery of her entire existence and then literally possibly throwing her spirit into Hell (yes, on Earth) to appease Satan…simply to feel less insecure…and for no other reason…REALLY pushed them over the edge. Because…she was an ordinary American citizen. No criminal record. Loving. And suffering, greatly. Her crime was hoping someone loved her.

Comptine d’un autre été, l’après midi by Yann Tiersen plays.

Vladimir Putin heard she had found him attractive. And he found her…incredibly attractive.

And he began to fall genuinely in love with her. Her mind…is…exactly what he has always been looking for. She instantly understands him. And empathizes with him. Admires him. And gives him…all the love and support and respect…a man like him needs and wants. Craves, actually. In the exact way he’s longed for it his whole life.

She makes him feel…seen. Loved. And…again, understood. …She has an excellent understanding

of world politics. Better than possibly most living people.

If she had been born when God was intending she’d have been in line to be First Lady. …Joe Kennedy Junior was in love with her enough to genuinely have considered marrying her. And she was made to be in that role. She excels at it. It’s her calling. Aside from being my wife. She’s a wife and mother first. That’s just how she’s made.

And as of tonight…she’s aware that should there be an Illuminati she could marry Putin…for eternity. As in, she’s so impressed by him…she knows she could get over me…and be with him, should I have been in love with Jack the way you insist I was.

I’m NEVER letting her go. But…I’m BEYOND angry…that you’ve sadistically brainwashed her. …She is MINE.

Bobby. Let’s have it out.

I lied to you. Fooled you. Intentionally gained your trust…pretended to be your friend…purely with the intention to murder you. Because I thought you were rubbish. …I thought you would be better off dead. Because I thought someone as cruel and unthinking and foolish as you should die young. …Young and happy, but die all the same. …You seemed stupid, evil and dangerous to me. And I pretended to be in love with you to fool you into trusting me and taking me seriously. It was all a clever ruse. …I didn’t give a shit. You seemed far too excited to hurt yourself and your mom and your little siblings to deserve to have a chance at life. …Yes. I was really that calculating. Bobby…people are. You’re very naive.

*Putin laughs*

Later.

“I really was straight.

I really did figure it out in a theater in New York City. Near Times Square. At 3 AM.

I wasn’t genuinely attracted to Bobby nor Jack. And I knew that with Bobby. I was confused with Jack…although not like some people are.

I’m real. You can refute what I’m saying. But that’s what I’m saying.

I’m saying I was…straight. Straight. And…it’s not the fact that I was confused that scares Lacey…it’s the fact that…she’s worried I can’t love her more.” says Lem. He weeps. “My son is having surgery tomorrow. Lacey needs her teeth removed. Again. It’s from falling down the stairs. …Our son could die tomorrow. It’s not at all likely. But he could. Lacey will not.

My dad wants him to die. …He wants to-

*Lem cries*

My son…isn’t happy. He’s a great kid…but he’d be so much happier-

*Lem cries*

He needs me.

*He laughs*

“Lem! Why is your son here!?” asks a psychic.

*He cries*

Look…if there’s reincarnation it’s an accident. Lacey had him in Great Britain but he died. …He was Canadian. An orphan. Very successful! …Brilliant businessman. He still loves Canada…regardless. But the he’s my son! And I love him dearly.

If Putin had died…in the drone attack…

But no. God has promised Lacey is mine.

Listen…there might not be reincarnation. …But our son…loves Canada. And Lacey finds it fascinating. Just…who were are. All of us.

“Who raised him?” asks King Charles III.

If there’s reincarnation? His cousins. Mostly. And then he just sort of took care of himself. He’s a very tough person. He was on his own at around 15. If there’s reincarnation. And he died a wealthy, loved man. With a family. If there’s reincarnation. …Or that’s a story James J. Hill made up.

…But…he’s a great guy.

Nixon stares at Lacey.

They laugh.

“You might be Tom Banks’s daughter. …I know either way. But you don’t! …And I know…he cared about you very much when he found out. …Whether that’s then and now or just now. He cares. …You are constantly being challenged about Lem Billings. …It’s sick. …Some people are gay because that’s what their head tells them they are. And it’s impossible to alter that…in the mind. …There are real gay people. He was never like that. …They’ve constructed an identity for him to have and they stick to it. Because they’ve invested so much time and energy and money into that narrative…and they can’t undo it. It’s costly to them. And they’re greedy, cheap, miserly people!

Lem was…a very confused heterosexual. …I know that. And I can share that with you. He was straight!

A lot of men get confused. But he was…turned into a different person by abuse. The abuse of a man older than him. As a teenager. And it messed with his perspective on everything. …He was straight, anyway…and that’s just the truth of it. …And a lot of people don’t understand that. And you’re going to have to deal with it. Because that’s what’s going on. You’re caught in a miserable situation, and I understand that. And there’s no way out. …Which is why I’m allowed to talk to you at all.

I knew your father. …I liked him. He was a jovial…spirited…intellectual man. …And of course he had many dealings with the mob…but he was also a…nice…caring…intelligent person. Very intelligent! …Very smart. Very caring! …You’re a lot like him. Take that as a compliment! Because that’s what it’s intended to be.

…Listen…you hear the truth. About Lem. And it’s scary. …But it’s God’s business ultimately.” says Richard Nixon.

Lacey nods.

“It’s up to God.

And you have Him living in your heart! I know that! …And that’s all that matters. …Your faith!

Don’t assume He’s not talking to you. Or helping you. Things are just very bad right now. Very bad. And there’s not a lot I can do about it but pray. But I wanted to talk to you. And I’m glad I did!” says Richard Nixon.

Lacey takes a deep breath.

Richard Nixon smiles.

They sit and think.

Later.

“Who killed JFK?” says Tucker Carlson.

“It was…really…Fidel Castro. …Certainly there were Americans involved, but really it was Fidel.” says Richard Nixon.

Later.

“So you knew he was murdered intentionally?” asks a woman.

“Yes.” says Richard Nixon.

Later.

“Lem…are you a sociopath or a psychopath?” asks a man asking on behalf of Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“No. But I can see where he might wonder. …I’m not one though.” says Lem.

“What are you then!?” says the man.

Silence.

Caesar laughs if there’s reincarnation. Cackles.

Yes. The actual Caesar.

“I’m not evil. …I am…dangerous. …Some people are hesitant to act. But I study everything. …And I always have. Always do. …So…when it comes down to making the tough decisions I willingly make them. And often in a way most people would hesitate to. …And that’s part of my peculiar psychological makeup. It’s rare. But when I decide to do something…it’s done. And I get very intense about it at times. Very intense. …Nobody can stop me. …But God knows that.” says Lem.

“So…you cut off people’s heads? As Constantine. If there’s reincarnation.” says the man.

“I cut off the heads of many people. …I was a very brutal man. By choice. …It was how we maintained power. If there’s reincarnation. Yes. I was a deadly man.

…The British experience softened me. Softened my heart.

But in my core…if there’s reincarnation…I’m…a very dangerous person. …Which is how I think people get confused. Because they see my angelic side. Which is very real. …And then they miss that I’m capable of killing thousands of people with my own bare hands. If there’s reincarnation. …Not for reasons of ego though. And that’s where they link together. I’m an extremely complicated person.

But you know…Lacey…is even more complicated. …And that’s where if there’s an Illuminati…and there’s reincarnation…it’s very likely the end of the world. …Because…she would have been tricked into coming back. By the dead Kennedys. HoneyFitz. Jack. As revenge. And…she did not deserve that. At all. …And…it bothers me more than her. Of course. But it also really bothers her.

It bothers her father too. Regardless.

I think…she’s ready to pull the plug. On humanity. Child slavery is too much for her. She can’t see a way forward. …And having had my life stolen from me because I was molested I concur. …We were both molested. …So to us…child slavery is…too far.

Look…God is restraining me. But the impending war in Europe is proof that I’m deadly serious. …I ended it a month or two ago. Remember? And look what’s happening. …If there’s reincarnation…I’m starting the end. Of everything alive. In Europe.

I’m that angry.

And only God can stop me.” says Lem.

“That’s all…completely accurate. No hyperbole!” says Richard Nixon. “I promise!” He laughs. “No! I really do. …I really do. …This is bad!!”

“I’m glad you asked. I can’t make him explain.” says God.

Later.

“So what’s making you angry, Lem?” asks God.

“A LOT.” says Lem.

Later.

“Okay. So! Why don’t you believe me?” says Lem.

“Because you were obsessed with me!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“I actually wasn’t.

It appeared that way. I agree. But I wasn’t actually obsessed with you. …That’s a misunderstanding.

I was…triggered.

At the age you were at when your father died…I lost my father. …That’s trigger number one. …Trigger number two is that I was molested. …And I felt…weirded out by your sexuality. …It was childish. And yet you were aware. …And I couldn’t reconcile that in my head. Because that’s what tripped me up to begin with. So…I felt anxious. And I decided my purpose in life was to be a guardian to Bobby. I didn’t think he was my lover. But I did think of him like a son at first. …And then over time I started to realize there was something off about him. He was…cruel. Dishonest. A conniving little boy. And I felt…there was something wrong with him. So I took it upon myself to manage him and possibly even kill him, if necessary.” says Lem.

“I’m in shock.” says Bobby. “I can’t handle this.”

“Look…I could have been gay. Had a crush on a teenager. And not been pedophile. …Or I could have been confused…and thought I had feelings for him when I did not. …But I’m telling you I wasn’t attracted to you. I was…trying to be…your friend but in a very…phony way. I’m sorry. …I wasn’t sincere, Bobby. I was very fake. I didn’t care. In that way.” says Lem. “I was looking for something to do and something to care about.”

Later.

“I really wasn’t genuinely obsessed. It just appeared that way. I was more…over zealous. And it was misunderstood as being obsessive. It was…social anxiety. And…awkwardness. And a feeling that Bobby needed me. And…my own desire to have children. I felt…determined to be useful. And I went too far. …And then I felt he should die. …I was never in love with him. That’s not possible, even.” says Lem.