(June 4th, 2023 during the day and hopefully into the night.)
Turns out that trying to help Lacey sort through which man to be with is somewhat therapeutic to Queen Elizabeth II in the afterlife.
Elizabeth initially liked Louis when she was alive. Then she was disappointed when he seemingly slept with his second wife, who he wasn’t with at the beginning. …Then she wanted Lacey to just be with Joe Kennedy Junior because she kept hoping as Lacey did that Joe was just misunderstood and that he actually really was a loving, potentially faithful husband for eternity. …Elliot Roosevelt seemed like a good match and yet he also scared Queen Elizabeth because she wasn’t sure if Lacey could really handle some of his more crass tendencies. …When Pat Wilson seemingly emerged as Joe’s lover for eternity the Queen wasn’t surprised, it even endeared Lacey to her more because she felt as though they were on the same team in life in a sense when it came to love, possibly.
Two straight, cis…entirely heterosexual, loving, sweet, strong, tough as nails ladies…who really were just ladies; they were ladies. They were women who understood men but felt incredible despair at the fact that men rarely ever truly understood them. Because you can be a Queen and be incredibly difficult, and still be profoundly feminine and needing protection from a good, Christian man who truly loves you.
And as she was dying, she probably preferred Michael as she’s always been slightly unnerved by Lem given what he did in life. And then there’s always Louis. You know why isn’t Louis happy with his wife? Could that just be some horrible mistake that he needs to stop making.
See, they really do understand men; they have a lot of compassion for them. But they also know that there are no match for the Pat Wilsons of the world. And they both have learned the hard way that it isn’t really a competition to begin with. If a man runs off to a Pat Wilson, he’s either gone permanently, or he may regret it for eternity, bitterly, bitterly regret it. Lacey suspects that the Pat Wilson Queen Elizabeth’s life has made Philip hate himself, and that he is in recovery from wanting to destroy himself once he died and realized how disgusting what he did really was. In their generation, if they’re somewhat in the same generation, men sometimes needed to explain themselves to their wives a bit better than they did.
And now in the last year, Elizabeth has changed her mind a lot about Lem. Prince Philip and Princess Margaret may have helped her see a bit more of who Lem actually is to Lacey. His sweetness, but mostly just what he means to her as a man to her as a woman, the parts of her soul, that only he seems capable of being able to reach. And she really does tend to side then, with Prince Philip in thinking that Lem is the best choice, if not one of the better choices for Lacey.
While she was alive Elizabeth had to make very serious choices about who was married to whom. She was forced to make those choices because it is a fallen world, but those choices weren’t probably really in her wheelhouse, so to speak, to be making. And it was traumatic to her because she meant well, and she loved everyone involved, and it was incredibly difficult to know how to arbitrate things. But with Lacey not being royal as a part of the British royal family, but still being a woman that she can relate to it’s been fun and therapeutic, and yet still painful, at times very painful, to sort it out as an actual friend.
Often times the husbands/boyfriends whatever you want to call them talk to Elizabeth and try to get on her good side. Elizabeth had friends while she was alive, but it’s still been a somewhat unique experience because Lacey isn’t Margaret, but she does remind her slightly of Margaret in a way. It’s possible that should Lacey have been born from 1918 to 1950 that she may have actually been quite close to Margaret and Elizabeth both.
The truth is Elizabeth was actually a very pretty woman when she was young, but she surpassed all such standards as a human and Lacey knew that and still does. It’s possible women in that generation didn’t compete as much, as strange as that might seem to you.
“No competing was somewhat abhorrent and in very bad taste regardless.” says Tonette Nesheim. “While I was alive I often didn’t want to notice when my daughters or my siblings competed with me because it was just too hurtful.”
“But my mom was extremely competitive and she was extraordinarily normal. I don’t understand. This is just stupid!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
Prince Philip laughs.
“Why is he laughing? I don’t understand; it’s just I mean…he would never laugh at me! That’s just stupid!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“Oh no, no no he would never laugh at Bobby Kennedy Junior. No, the the royal family knows that they’re beneath us or they were equals or you know we’re sort of in the same posh club. I don’t think that this blog is accurate anymore.” says a Warren Buffet.
“Yes The Great Warren Buffett who made his fortune through investing in the stock market doesn’t want to accept that the Nesheims became wealthy in the 1950’s through investing in the stock market. ‘They’re copying me; they’re just copying me.’ he says like a little girl who feels very self important.” says H. B. Nesheim.
“They didn’t really call him H. B.! That sounds so pretentious; you’re making that up! I know he’s making it up. His name wasn’t actually H. B.!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. seriously.
“No, that was really his name!” says Lacey.
“Shut-up! Don’t lie to me! You can’t lie to me. I see through you. I know you’re just in love with me.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“No, no she’s not in love with you that was his name. That was my father’s name. I was interviewed by CNN and I made our family sound poor and we weren’t and I regret it.“ says Mark Nesheim.
“Well, you didn’t really entirely. I mean the tone was there and it actually sounded somewhat patronizing.” says an NBC journalist not MSNBC to Mark Nesheim.
“No for all I know it’s all of that group that’s attacking me viciously, but it might not be NBC as much as MSNBC.” says Lacey. “‘Lean forward and fall down the fucking stairs you bitch!’ they said to me.”
“Why do you morons keep thinking that Bobby can handle himself?! He has ruined-I can’t even talk about it, but it shocks me that you people think you can talk to her.“ says a Mitch McConnell. “Her family has never been inculcated into the Illuminati and yet I have a feeling there are Freemasons somewhere. H. B. might’ve been one of them. …See you won’t even acknowledge that possibility because it seems too posh to you. I am sworn to be faithful and loyal to you as part of our society. But it has been a strain to take that seriously in the last seven years.”
“Well Mitch McConnell seems nice. That’s embarrassing if I ever didn’t like him.” says a woman reading Lacey’s blog.
“You see if I wasn’t worried about all of mind games they could play, I would say he’s bullied. He’s like a nerdy unpopular kid in high school, but then that takes away the power of us to bully people who deserve to be bullied. And they know that. They play every fucking trick in the book…and there’s so much that Lacey doesn’t know because she hasn’t gone yet to death completely. And God doesn’t want her to yet.” says Louis Hill Jr..
“I compared her to Mr. Rogers when I first started talking to her I said, ‘Oh isn’t it nice to know Mr. Rogers is real!’ because I was trying to insinuate that she wasn’t genuinely that kind of person. Or if she was a kind person that I made her weak.” says Erin Gloria.
“She also tried to convince me that she was from the Ryan construction family.” says Lacey. “For years!”
Erin laughs.
“Chris, do you play that game to where you try to pretend like your family was more elite than it really was? Is that something that you and Erin do a lot?!” asks a perfume hater.
“I came from wealth. My parents were social workers. They grew up wealthy. I have lied about that to Lacey.“ says Chris Hayes.
“See she would never have expected that!” says Erin.
“No actually I did expect that because that’s what he says. And unfortunately I don’t think he’s joking right now and I’m not even sure if that’s true.” says Lacey.
“Fuck!!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Jr. in exasperation.
“So Maeve, Saoirse and Gideon ended up dead Bobby because you probably were harassing Lacey…and they were probably partially killed through the Illuminati in the Middle East. There’s someone in like India, northern India, or somewhere in those parts that probably decided to kill them not actually kill them, but lead them to their death and use Darwinian logic, let’s say, to let them die.” says a CIA operative.
And at that Bobby starts trying to suffocate Lacey because in his mind that solves everything if they can just kill her, then everything will be fine.
“I’m going to sue you! I’m going to get you for saying stuff like this! You should be scared. You should be scared to put this on your blog, you bitch.“ says a Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“But Bobby, it’s unclear who you are legally speaking and you should know that.” says a Mitch McConnell.
“But it’s obvious that it’s us. It doesn’t have to be that literal; it’s the idea of it.“ says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“But then you get into a very post modern literary discussion that I don’t think you people are capable of even realizing as possible or if you are you don’t think about it. You don’t I’m smart enough to think of it? …It’ll also make you look like you’re outing yourself as one of the dumbest men to ever live in history. Because why would you be so offended by this blog??? …Oh you’re afraid someone’s going to kill you? Well if I don’t get killed by an actual Illuminati that you may or may not even be in, there’s not a problem! And there are probably death threats to you every day. There are legally probably many people who are trying to kill you, so why are you picking on me?! That makes no sense. And who are the Kennedys? Who are you? Who are you Bobby Kennedy Junior? Why don’t you tell me about yourself, hot shot?” says Lacey Banks.
“I refuse to tell you about me. I am clearly someone that you have a horrible crush on. I mean this is sexual for her. It’s entirely sexual for her. I’m not gonna share about myself because I have a wife! OK you fucking freak!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. sincerely.
“That is nonsense Bobby I am not attracted to you. I’ve made that very clear. Why don’t you want to tell me about yourself in reality.” says Lacey.
“Because then I am legitimizing that it’s me.” says Bobby.
“I know we’ve had quite a few heart to hearts over the years that were probably total bullshit. I’ve had hearts to hearts with your wife too who apparently has thought of leaving you because she’s shocked to find out that you’ve cheated on her too.” says Lacey.
“Did you guys think that the upper class and old money was just bullshit after meeting Bobby Kennedy Junior?” asks Michael Rockefeller of MSNBC.
“What the fuck were you doing with these stupid pieces of shit?! If I could strangle you for being his friend I would!” says Lem’s father to Lem.
“And see you guys this is where he’s talking secretly about Michael…or possibly Mark Nesheim. OK?! …So you need to realize that. You know…we’re dealing with some really weird stuff. But it’s gonna be OK.” sincerely says Bobby Kennedy Jr. to MSNBC.
And just as Lacey writes that his big hot shot older brother, Joe tries to suffocate Lacey somewhat. And then Bobby tries to suffocate Lacey as well because she’s writing about it on her blog. He’s trying to make fun of her.
“Why did they ever think Rachel Ward would be interested in you? She’s probably taller than you are almost as tall as you…and she’s definitely taller than you in heels. They write that like it was actually possible and that she should’ve preferred you naturally. And really that’s asinine and dumb as shit.“ says David A. Kennedy.
“‘Dumb as shit?!’ yeah see that was him trying to tell her that she’s dumb as shit. Because she’s not really a psychic and so she can’t hear it and then she’s in love with me and she’s narcissistic and violent and dangerous and she misunderstands. She’s a disgusting human being!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. seriously while trying to rape Lacey using his team of demons.
“Because yes, they do have like demonic teams. They have like a ‘demon friend’ who is there buddy in their minds. And that is a demon they can send places. It’s like their concierge to the supernatural.” says Mark Nesheim.
“No they’ve spent the last seven years causing incredible world turmoil because they can’t cognitively comprehend that they probably should either kill the people who started this or just get over it.” says a Mitch McConnell.
“No I was talking about you, Bobby. I was talking about you and your inability to understand reality, and the way that our family has babied you and planted stuff in the news about you, including possibly about Lem’s since you were probably a little boy?” says David A Kennedy.
“So people plan things in the news about Bobby and have his whole life?” says a Loeb.
“About my brother?! Yeah I am David Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Senior’s ghost son. And I’m just saying that people have planted stuff in the media about my brother, his entire life. Just to baby his ego; just to make him feel good about himself because he is kind of short and he maybe actually isn’t a smart as people make them out to be. And that’s some thing else that maybe was lied about.” says David A. Kennedy.
Bobby thinks about it and then decides to start suffocating Lacey or someone else does it to mock him. Was it in relation to what David said about his brother Bobby Kennedy Junior? I’ll leave that to you reader in your understanding to understand.
“Did anyone even know that Bobby Kennedy Jr. was with Lem after his father Bobby Kennedy Sr. was killed in 1968? I doubt it. I don’t think ‘eyebrows were raised, because Bobby was such a handsome 14 year old boy.’ …He was handsome, but he was short and Lem was 6 ft. 4. …It doesn’t really make sense and you’re insinuating that Lem was looking for…like a pedophilic munchkin fuck? …The story is that this like big burly, 6 ft. 4 man is just naturally going to be drawn hopelessly in love as a gay man who dated JFK to a scrawny, mop top, 5 ft. 5 5 ft. 6 teenage boy?! Some rebellious obnoxious, ill-tempered boy, who just poisoned his sibling’s milk with a laxative…is going to naturally lure a grown gay man with exquisite taste who went to Princeton? And not because Lem was supposed to be a pedophile either, but just because, ‘He was 14 and he was growing into his grandeur as a man!’ according to us their stories.” says Lacey.
And at that Bobby gets his demons to start getting Lacey‘s children to slam doors in her house. To very obnoxiously slam doors. How is it that her children aren’t evil? Because they’re actually children and it comes to their mind and they’re learning manners and they may not be the most upstanding citizens yet because they’re children. Or some evil adult in the Illuminati talks to their subconscious and tries to sound like Lacey to scare her.
“And scare her into thinking that what? She should kill her kids! That’s something we try to be. We’ve tried to get her to molest them, we tried to get her to kill them because that’s what we do.” says Bobby.
“Yeah but the people who really are child molesters will think that that’s an excuse to molest their kids. I didn’t molest my kids.“ says Lacey. “If I was dumber, I don’t know what would’ve happened. I’d like to think it’s not possible but that’s another concern that I have. I worry that you’ll attack innocent people and try to get them to molest their kids because it’s funny to you isn’t it?”
“You’re right, it’s not natural for a grown 6 ft. 4 man to be in love with a 5 fr. 4 teenage, asinine, milk poisoning, villain OK?! You’re right that doesn’t make sense!” He laughs at her. “But that’s what happened. It’s in history and you can’t do anything about it because he was helping her with me. He was obsessed just with me.”
“But that’s not the point that we’re making Bobby! The point is that it’s weird that they made it out to be like a normal psychological transition from JFK to you. And I actually think they kind of ruined it. Because they made Lem out to be both in love with you and your father…and yet not an incestuous pedophile…all at the same time. And that’s not possible! …And I don’t think you’re apparently cognitively capable of realizing how dumb you sound to people in 2023! …It doesn’t make sense! It doesn’t seem like a natural transition.
It actually was interesting and it kind of makes me think Lem was straight and that he was actually just trying to kill you because you were obnoxious to him and he felt like you were a burden. I’m starting to think that you were nothing more than a burden to Lem. He didn’t give two shits about you. He was probably trying to kill you.
And your moronic mother, and the PR team that was trying to make you the crowned prince of the Kennedy family totally screwed it up by saying the dumbest, most fairytale at best, insulting to our intelligence bullshit…that we apparently never really saw until now.
And you’re probably really actually mildly ugly in person. But all we ever hear about are your sexual exploits. The women killing themselves over you just like they did over Jack? Right?
But it’s strange that Joe’s secretary didn’t want to screw Jack and it’s interesting that according to Lacey, he sounds more gay than Lem and Lem might not have been gay at all. See Lem could’ve been bisexual but I kind of feel like he actually might’ve been straight. He does sound like the people in Some Like It Hot but they’re trying to pretend to be a woman and he doesn’t sound gay he sounds more like he’s trying to be a woman in some psychotic stupid as Hell way.
I know like as a GenZ millennial…I feel sorry for them because our our generation has experienced that a lot with people you know falsely transitioning and then regretting it and it’s a huge thing, so that’s different but I have empathy for his genuine plight. I mean you could even argue that people at the time didn’t entirely understand homosexuality and maybe still don’t but that it’s somewhat like transitioning today. People whether it’s wrong or right didn’t know that much about homosexuality like we do today and today they don’t know that much now about being trans.
So that being said, I think you need to come out of the closet and stop pretending to be straight. You’re clearly queer in some way. Or you’re probably bisexual or pansexual Bobby. I highly doubt that your straight OK? And it’s getting really awkward that you’re like pretending to be liberal and cool and auntie homosexual bowling, when you’re probably in the closet yourself as a liberal.
It doesn’t make you seem ‘all the money’ and proper given all of the shit that you’ve pulled in life to pretend to be straight. It makes you seem like some sort of cultural freak. I mean we don’t have respect for you clearly and then you’re parading around trying to run for president, embarrassing. Your family you don’t have a chance you’re an idiot. And honestly the fact that you’re the same height and weirdly may have a similar personality to the character of Michael Scott is both hilarious and creepy as hell.
Doesn’t mean that Hell is hilarious; it just means that apparently while you’re not dead yet aspects of Hell could seem hilarious because you still have hope of going to Heaven. Honestly, if Lacey dies this bag is going to be lit dude. We are going to know that hood of shit so it is in your best interest to kill yourself or take a chill pill which ever you prefer. Because I’m not gonna let you get in the way of progress and if you’ve been going around telling people to kill themselves your whole life because you think you’re something special in a way that’s not humanly possible you seem like the antichrist to a lot of us.” says a young woman in Ireland.
She goes on, “Thinking that you have a fucking clue what you’re doing if you’ve been managed by a PR team your whole life you don’t even know how people really perceive you in reality. They probably been lying to you your whole sad, pathetic life. You totally have a crush on Bill Gates and I have a feeling Bill Gates has a crush on Lacey and guess what that probably is part of the reason why you hate her. Isn’t it? Because she’s taking Lem who was never interested in you or your uncle and she has the interest of Bill Gates. And being the jealous Ethel-son that you are, you don’t know how to cognitively handle that other than being an Irish retarded fuck from the gutter.” The Irish woman in her 20’s laughs. “Are you going to bomb the nation of Ireland and suffocate Lucy now? Or is your older brother Joe going to leave some other woman paralyzed? Because that’s what you fuck rods do isn’t it? You really are just hoodlum pieces of shit from the Irish gutter then Joe made all that money put you in polo shirts, put you in a boat and held Lem hostage to try to make you seem like you were old money. No we are actually not as dumb as you think we are either OK Princess Pookie Pie?”
A famous the gay senator from Massachusetts or some state like Massachusetts who may hate Lacey says, “But that’s what she thinks. It makes complete sense to me. I’m a gay man I get it. We’re in the where we’ve got a fight the good fight together.” says Purple Dinosaur Frankie.
“You’re one of the liberals that promote the bullshit story about Lem Billings aren’t you because it gets you off politically and maybe psychologically too.“ says a Millennial to Barney.
“I know you’re not really Lem’s sister. I’m never wrong. I’m never wrong. I’m never wrong!” says Barney.
“You guys have been changing Lem’s name into lame on her blog for a while and it’s really obnoxious and in reality it’s not really that funny and it just makes you guys seem desperate to claim that he’s gay. And desperate because you probably know somewhere subconsciously that it’s not likely that he was gay. But you’re protecting Bobby’s ego and you’re protecting your own ego in your own gay sexual fantasies. And then you make Lacey out to be homophobic, even though you’re an old crusty white man attacking her in a misogynistic way. …And women who cared have lost Roe vs. Wade and the country is falling apart and yet you’re still obsessively making Lem’s name lame on her blog…because you are a sick, twisted useless person to humanity potentially. If Lem, my brother, was straight he doesn’t wanna suck your cock you stupid little purple dinosaur.” says Lem Billings’s sister.
“Fuck he is maybe one of the only men I’ve ever come out to or who has a clue that I’m not straight. He’s my my mentor possibly or friend and no we’re not in love! No, know we’re not in love. No we’re not in love! I am not in love with Barney Frank. I am not in love with him. I’m not in love with him. I am not in love with Barney Frank.” says Bobby.
“And the sad thing is if that’s exciting news and gossip it shouldn’t be quite that shocking.” says an Erin Gloria.
And at the thought the Illuminati plots to suffocate Lacey and make her fall in the shower to kill her because poisoning her house with a proprietary cocktail of chemicals that may not even be Citrus Strip didn’t work.
More later.
“Yeah, see we can poison anything you can buy in a grocery store and get away with it because we have people working for us in the CIA and other operatives and that’s what Lacey doesn’t realize is that we could really kill her at any moment.” says Bobby.
“The problem is though Mr. Frank is that that destroys free-trade. You’re destroying all of capitalism by doing that…in the exact way that I want it destroyed. And they’ve never realized that until this moment by enabling you, your entire life, when you probably should’ve maybe been killed other than for your kids. It was a really dumb thing to do. And Ethel probably should be dead by now too. …I said Ethel.” says Tommy Banks.
“Tommy Banks esquire, right? I mean what does he think is? A lawyer?! I’m a lawyer.” says Bobby.
More later.
“Bobby she’s not challenging you she’s destroying your entire family and you guys are getting creamed and trying to suffocate her just makes you less powerful. You are getting destroyed not challenged.“ seemingly says God lovingly.
“Oh, my God! Ha!” mockingly jokes Joe Kennedy alive.
Silence.
“It is not funny! I know people are laughing! I mean that’s not got here never say that because there’s no way she’s destroying us but she’s just she’s just pointing out how cool we are. That’s all that’s happening right now we’re just making a comeback.” says Joe Kennedy alive.
“I mean no that’s not necessarily true now that I’m running for president I’m discovering that you ran for stuff too though. It’s weird that we’re not like running the world…but we can totally change and make everyone love us again we just need to get a little older understand more about stuff they don’t understand our Waze, bro they don’t understand our Waze.“ says Bobby.
More later.
After having a family powwow and not being able to disavow themselves of their malignant narcissism, certain members of the Kennedy family now, and maybe for a while, have decided to destroy humanity because it’s cool and nihilistic and Satanistic. But they don’t seem to realize that there are other people who don’t want the whole world destroyed like God and the Rockefellers, and possibly other people as well. But they don’t think that those people’s opinions matter because in their minds being a Kennedy means running in the world even if it’s not real anymore and maybe never really was.
“Yeah if I can be in the Illuminati, I’m pretty sure you being in the Illuminati isn’t as big of a deal as you thought it was Bobby, I’m sorry.” says Chris Hayes. “If I am the Chris Hayes that has a platform on MSNBC and I might not be but if I am I am a TV show cable news, TV, show host I don’t own oil, I don’t run the world the way that the Rothschilds did and do and neither do you.” People may have helped him to say this.
More later.
“Bobby was apparently in a plot to kill Lacey or drive her to suicide by controlling her family through witchcraft. They use her own family to do it. Why? Because they’re impoverished trash hicks masquerading as ruling elite.” says Lem.
“How did they fall back to the trailer park, in effect?” asks Casi.
“Through drugs.” says Lem. “It was largely through drugs. Drugs, drink and too many infidelities. They thought they were just troubled British landed aristocrats for years. But once Mary couldn’t manage their estate…without falling apart under the social strain they…at least subconsciously realized that they were full of shit.” says Lem.
“I was having a lot of affairs!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“Were you?! Why the fuck did that dumbass marry you then?!” asks Lem.
“That’s between us!” says Bobby.
“I think Lacey is his wife Mary reincarnated. He was in the super powers of New Age Hinduism.” says a black woman who desperately wants to be old money but might not be.
After making a joke that Lacey is Mary reincarnated and Lem is Joseph, which is pretty unlikely, but still a fascinating conversation, and a humorous sort of way… Roseanne Barr threatens Lacey’s life. Like Joyce Myers it’s unclear if they’re pedophiles, if they’re lesbians or if they’re insane or if they’re just very confused psychologically fucked up adults. 
“Lacey, Roseanne Barr is one of the people that are live it, letting you breathe not Jesus.” says an Illuminati witch trying to sound threatening.
“Lacey gets into a fight then with NPR news because they like to think that they’re the voice of God.” says Michael Rockefeller.
Earlier today, Jack and Joe were in close to Hell or Hell and somehow someone might have let them out. Maybe it was the AntiChrist. Maybe it was Satan himself, I don’t know, it’s unclear.
“How much is this right now? Is Bobby trying to find someway to backpedal?” asks Casi.
“Possibly all of it, but I was counting on people in the Illuminati not wanting to have a nuclear war.” says Putin.
“Hey it’s OK sometimes we all have bad days!” says the Kennedy Family stage mom. “Why don’t you just do a little walk remind them of how fun you are make a few jokes and then take a nap.” she says to Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“The problem is evil became too evil in the late 20th century.” says Lacey.
“Yeah I’m not wrong. I know what’s going on with with Wanda.“ says Barney Frank to the properly inculcated members of the Illuminati.
“Do the Roosevelts all know?!” asks Elliott Roosevelt.
“No because they’re not in Illuminati anymore so then they’re not special anymore anyone who’s not illuminati is not an aristocrat!” says Barney Frank seriously.
“Then how are you in aristocrat just for being in the Illuminati? You seem to always miss her point on this issue stubbornly stupidly so.” says God.
“Call-Rhonda is not really a big deal but she’s just the one who’s trying to kill you and we all know what’s going on with Wanda and you don’t!” says Bobby with genuine sincerity to Lacey.
“I am a professional athlete and I can’t handle being told that I’m less elite than Lacey‘s cousins or Lacey.” says an Olympic gold medalist.
“But you aren’t Wanda or you are?” asks Louis Hill Jr..
“I can’t tell you that! We have secrets! We have secrets!!! We cannot tell you!!! We cannot tell you the big secrets.“ says Michael Rockefeller mocking the entire Illuminati.
I am not someone to mess around with right now. This isn’t a joke I’m warning you. I am not someone to mess around with right now. This isn’t a joke I’m warning you.” says Lem.
“I’ve bet one of the biggest secrets is that Bobby wasn’t straight his son isn’t straight. His brother wasn’t straight and that lame was actually straight.“ says Lem. “My name is Lem’s not lame and you all know that. No not Lems it’s not possessive my name is actually Lem’s as a Lemoyne. Lemma. No lame. No lame. Len.Len. Will do this for a couple of hours. If we have to you’re using us to try to harass her and it’s so fucking childish. Her husband is scared shitless of you, but he lies. Tim sells pretend like you don’t exist.Her husband is scared shitless of you, but he lies. Tim sells pretend like you don’t exist. And now you’re cutting me off because you’re scared shitless yourselves. And now you’re cutting me off because you’re scared shitless yourselves. My name is LEMMM she has a hard time saying M because you’re trying to suffocate her.My name is LEMMM she has a hard time saying M because you’re trying to suffocate her.” says Lem.
“ you’re one of us you’re one of you we’re going to make everyone in the non-illuminati think that you’re one of us now so that they’ll kill you and not kill us.” says an actress to Lacey.
“No Bobby I wasn’t in love with you. I am not interested in you. I wish I had just killed you when you were a little boy. I wish I had smashed your whole fucking skull in with my feet and your brother’s too and then I wish I’d strangled your mother to death and thrown her dead ugly body in the ocean. I promise you that’s the truth.” says Lem Billings.
“ no longer exists, and Biden will be shot in the head if Putin decides that he should be until you, Bobby, because you guys are traitors to the nation of Russia says Michael Rockefeller.
“Quit messing with her phone, quit trying to suffocate her, quit trying to kill her kids she’s not going to lose you’ve already lost. You are only destroying the Illuminati and the entirety of anything that matters to you.“ says Lem.
“No my job is to kill you and strangle her to death in someway because that’s just what we’re doing. They know it’s a secret society we can’t kill you know me or Chris were Aaron we can kill Lisa we can kill the queen because those are nice people and nice people aren’t useful to getting rich in buying a ram dodge four. If you were to see us in person, you might wonder why anyone would wanna Tasha touch us with a 10 foot pole sexually and for Chris it’s his height for Aaron is her desperation and with me it’s just that I have decent eyes and I lyric people violently and pleadingly for them to notice me and then I get good people and then I kill If you were to see us in person, you might wonder why anyone would wanna Tasha touch us with a 10 foot pole sexually and for Chris it’s his height for Aaron is her desperation and with me it’s just that I have decent eyes and I lyric people violently and pleadingly for them to notice me and then I get good people and then I kill.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
Silence.
“ we’re going to try to make her kids hate her and then make her think that she’s not useful so that she’ll kill herself but if she is not like Mary and she can’t kill herself then I don’t know I guess I’m just not as cool as I thought I was and you should feel sorry for me we’re going to try to make her kids hate her and then make her think that she’s not useful so that she’ll kill herself but if she is not like Mary and she can’t kill herself then I don’t know I guess I’m just not as cool as I thought I was and you should feel sorry for me. Now!!!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
Silence.
“ I take it that she has no not editing her speech because she’s letting apple and other people editing her phone who have powers that they’re not supposed to have make total fucking assholes of them I take it that she has no not editing her speech because she’s letting apple and other people editing her phone who have powers that they’re not supposed to have make total fucking assholes of themselves. I won’t stand for that. I will now start a conversation between her son and her husband that photo pick up on or I’ll try to find some way to use her husband to harass her or he won’t even be able to som. So other people I may have killed my wife I might have I don’t know I might have I might not have I might not be straight. I am probably in love with Llamada. No call Rohit the thing is he was gay he really wants right and I don’t can’t guarantee it but there’s no way that I’m wrong right I mean it’s on Wikipedia.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
Silence.
And at that Bobby is told that the demon he conjured to kill Lacey isn’t her father.
“I assumed that he was either a total piece of you know Tony soprano shit from the Midwest just a fat fuck or that he was on my side.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“Which Kennel family are you from Al” Asjs an Millionaire.
“ don’t make fun of the middle class or not middle class or upper class you silly bitch.@ Days Nobby Kennedy Jr..
“ casi did you wonder if you could’ve married into the Rockefellers or what because if we intuited that that was some thing that you were thinking earlier today and they didn’t want us to ask you that question because it derails her plans to kill Lacey because it’s actually an interesting conversationcasi did you wonder if you could’ve married into the Rockefellers or what because if we intuited that that was some thing that you were thinking earlier today and they didn’t want us to ask you that question because it derails her plans to kill Lacey because it’s actually an interesting conversation.” says Michael.
“Yes!” she says in fear.
They all analyze that.
“See I am willing to die but you cannot keeps suffocating me and torturing my family. It’s really not tangible you could only can only really do it for another 5 to 10 years before I will die and then I’ll be dead and then I probably will try to kill my family to save them from being tortured by you and then I’ll probably have to find someway to destroy the Earth because I don’t think you people should be able to be alive.See I am willing to die but you cannot keeps suffocating me and torturing my family. It’s really not tangible you could only can only really do it for another 5 to 10 years before I will die and then I’ll be dead and then I probably will try to kill my family to save them from being tortured by you and then I’ll probably have to find someway to destroy the Earth because I don’t think you people should be able to be alive.” says Lem.
“ , but in reality I’m not that attractive. It’s not that at all. It’s just about my uncle.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“ but then she doesn’t think of a sexuality is real so then that’s just evil gossip nonsense and I don’t think it’s possible. Someone could really be trying to explain reality and such an open minded intellectual objects of way..” And unfortunately, I meant that seriously.@ says Barney z Frank.
“ so what you’re saying is that she’s lying and she’s being nice to you?” asks a liberal of Barney Frank.
“ no Chris and I work this out to protect him because he thinks she’s an evil woman and you know I mean she might be coming to the light “ says z sendup Frank.
“ I just don’t understand how someone can be so cognitively distant because it’s not possible she’s smarter than me or a better person or anything that I don’t want her to be ha I can say it.” says Narhrt z Frank.
“so you don’t think someone could realize that it’s possible but then doubt some thing at the same time so you don’t think someone could realize that it’s possible but then doubt some thing at the same time?” asks Bill Graham.
“ yeah you guys use billionaires money to keep people in bondage and hostage to you and then you get people like Aaron and you give them the false impression that they’re safe the way that a billionaires and they’re not but I wonder where you’re getting all your protection from if there’s only God and Satan, and that’s it.” says Michael zero knows.
“The problem is is that it appears God hasn’t protected Lacey almost not at all very genuinely so. And it fools many Christians and it leaves Lacey wondering if God hates her or if she’s been turned against her will into Job. And that’s my plan. I want you all in Hell tortured for eternity because I hate all human beings. The ones that are on their way to Heaven I may begrudgingly care about less when it comes to sending them to Hell but I truly hate humanity so if you think that you’re a good stead with me well…I’ll let you figure it out.” says Satan.
“the thing is Satan. I have done everything in my power to try to accept my salvation through Jesus aside from going to mass rhyme, afraid that I will be literally killed in tortured by pedophilic demonic, infested, Terese.the thing is Satan. I have done everything in my power to try to accept my salvation through Jesus aside from going to mass rhyme, afraid that I will be literally killed in tortured by pedophilic demonic, infested, Terese. But it is exasperating to be constantly threatened by the pope in the Catholic Church with hell but I don’t know the rules and I’m trying my darndest to be a good Christian. They could be a cult that could be demonic that they have so many arbitrary distinctions, and they use them to torture people before they go to heaven or hell. And then they tolerate New Age theology. That’s the problem they could be right there could be purgatory and it could be very brutal but then I can’t go to mass because I’m too scared to now because I’m demonically infested and if I am it wasn’t something that I seemingly agree to I highly doubt Pat. It’s more likely because I am scared of the people. They are the most hateful violently psychologically hostile people I have ever encountered the Irish, the Italians, they can’t stand me. Within the best most conservative thing you can tell people is that if they don’t go to mass they’re going to hell how godly is that in reality if you’re not a talion or a Kennedy. And as I say Kennedy, he hast to say it with his voice through my mouth because it’s totally fine to be in the illuminati and be Catholic isn’t it I don’t think you exist anymore I don’t think after what the 1900s of the Catholic Church existed other than end of the imagination things to the shittiest family family in. What did Ethel suck Pope Paul’s hard cock?! The problem is I love Catholicism I love Episcopalian is it because it’s far as I can tell it’s probably closer to the actual truth of real Christianity than any other denomination.
But if I am not allowed to go to church without feeling harassed, then how much authority and power do you really have over me see it falls apart doesn’t it? And then what do you expect to have happen the end of the world I don’t know we can possibly be the end of the world because you don’t theologically believe in it. I mean it’s like you’re like you’re like the Mennonites you think you can bring the kingdom of heaven to earth it’s not real there’s no heaven there’s no hell there’s just a Earth AOC yeah ! Azan boomer a bang any bow let’s go to Hollywood and find some checks. Zip it is saying, let’s find a girl. Zip it is saying, let’s find a girl. I’m trying to say gal. GAL not girl.
The problem is Deers. If you believe in an afterlife is a Catholic I I don’t understand. Are you making me a saint? Are you making me a saint of the English and which is I would except that Anne and I am alone children not unwanted because there is no unwanted child. I thing is I don’t know if I believe in saints, I think all Christians might be states that they can get to heaven. And people could pray at us for me to pray for them. I would hope God would have to help me with that, but the thing is I don’t want that much pride, because I truly don’t think that there is a Christian in heaven, who is into seat, most likely. A saint and heaven is a saint whether they have a recognize title or not is what I’m trying to say. I am not talking about seats. I’m talking about sense thinking that you can somehow make it funny by making it. Stupid or sexy doesn’t work with me. I’m not that stupid. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“ and here is where I decided to not let Lacey my wife keep casting her pearls before swine do you either of them if you can’t manage what happened in a godly way.” safe Michael Rockefeller.
Silence.
“No, you couldn’t have married into the aristocracy Casi there is no aristocrat that would want to marry you that’s ever been alive. It’s not that easy to marry into the aristocracy when you’re a peasant, and you are a peasant Casi and the perfume community should not have lied to you about that years ago. They did that to save their egos. They were trying to use you like a battering ram to attack Lacey.” says Michael.
“ and the problem is Lacey may have to move out of the country because she might be safer under a different jurisdiction than the one that’s crumbling in the United States right now.” says the Rockefeller.
“ did the Kennedys give almost everyone in the world, the impression, other than some very wealthy people who had been wealthy for centuries that that wealth and being elite, was only a state of mind as in purely just a state of mind because if they did, that’s sad because it’s not. That is delusion, narcissism or psychosis. It’s not real.” says David Rocked.
“ an aristocrat cannot renounce their aristocracy without basically asking to be beheaded by dangerous, murderous thievesan aristocrat cannot renounce their aristocracy without basically asking to be beheaded by dangerous, murderous thieves. Stop expecting her Bobby to just disappear because she bothers your ego.” says a British aristocrat from the late 1800s who is the man who is straight who may have actually been the one who pointed the magic bullet into your uncles skull or may have been the ghost that shot him brilliantly so that no one can figure out what actually happened, including you.says a British aristocrat from the late 1800s who is the man who is straight who may have actually been the one who pointed the magic bullet into your uncles skull or may have been the ghost that shot him brilliantly so that no one can figure out what actually happened, including you.
Turns out Bobby Kennedy Jr. may be horribly perverted. In every way. He he has chosen to be stupid to protect himself from God? And possibly also to avoid realizing that Lem Billings genuinely wanted to kill him.
More later.
After contemplating what it would be like to eat Bobby Kennedy Jr.’s penis…Michael sees a homeless heroin addict who looks close to death. Except it’s not his time to die, and the evil, fat, aging, ugly boomers both inside and out who are Satanically living off of his soul may be damning themselves to eternal Hell or something close to it if they don’t repent.
“There’s a great recipe for “Bobby’s Cock” though. Here it is:
(An Asmat Speciality)
Ingredients:
– The penis of a violent, malignant narcissist who either rightfully needs to be killed or a violent, malignant narcissist who has been killed within the last hour to half an hour.
– 1 1/2 cups melted butter
– black pepper
– salt
– ground garlic
– smoked paprika
– 1 cup maple syrup or honey depending on preference
Directions:
- Drive two rebar stakes into the ground about a foot from the fire on each side. Place a long pole across the fire, resting it on the stakes. Construction of a y rest at the ends of the stakes is possible if you’re an Asmat. Otherwise consider using a Western style grill.
- Locate a violent, malignant narcissist who either rightfully needs to be killed or a violent, malignant narcissist who has been killed within the last hour to half an hour. Make sure he’s not physically ill or parasitic or that he’s not at all high or addicted to drugs. Alcohol is permissible. Certain pharmaceuticals prescribed by doctors are safer to consume than others. Use Godly caution and common sense or avoid consuming entirely.
- Start an open fire with plenty of dry wood. Make sure fire is safe, stable and blazing.
- Take one dead, violent malignant narcissist’s penis and cut it off of his body.
- After the penis has been removed and washed with clean water place it on clean metal baking tray.
- Douse the penis in 1 1/2 cups of melted butter.
- Sprinkle buttered penis with freshly ground black pepper, salt, and garlic to taste. Smoked sea salt might also be tasty. Smoked paprika is also a nice choice.
- Melt 1 cup maple syrup or honey and then pour it over the penis.
- Skewer the penis with a long wooden skewer.
- Hang an iron metal Dutch oven on metal pole resting on rebars or lay on grill. Fresh cut pineapple chunks and red grapes can be added to the ends of the skewer if you’re placing it on a Western grill.
- Rest skewered penis on edges of iron pot or lay on grill. The pot will catch the drippings.
- Roast penis for one hour.
- Serve with fresh watermelon, potatoes of choice and plenty of tabbouleh. “Bobby’s Cock” is a sweet, savory dish so sweet beverages aren’t recommended.”
Written by an Asmat with assistance from Julia Childs. The Asmat has been dead for over twenty years. He was a brilliant chef in his time and died in his 80’s.
Jack Kennedy looks worried.
“I wouldn’t eat Jack’s penis. No! His whole body is far more appealing. I’d roast him like a duck or a whole pig.” says the Asmat.
Later.
Earlier, at the advice of the Kennedy Family stage mom, Bobby somehow told some supernatural jokes “You’ve got to work with your legs and your mind is what Erin said!” he said laughing. “I said you’ve got to work with your legs and your mind.”
Lacey didn’t understand the joke it’s possible other people didn’t as well it it’s confusing.
“He should have kept his eyes open!” Bobby said making a joke about Michael Rockefeller and his bad eyesight.
“Are you suggesting that if he kept his eyes open, he wouldn’t have drowned or he wouldn’t have been killed?” asks an Asmat.
“I’m sorry I’m not going to be able to answer that. You either get the joke or you don’t!” says Bobby feeling out of breath if he’s been trying to suffocate Lacey.
“Why did he make those jokes while a Ukrainian female tennis player was playing? Was that a death threat against her or was that George Clooney’s sense of humor?“ asks Nelson Rockefeller.
“Does VPN para boss have a good grounding or not?” asks Lacey of Nelson Rockefeller.
The Kennedy Family stage mom cracks-up laughing. “I think that Bobby has. I think he has talent. I do I can’t stop laughing. It’s amazing to me how he manages to be something so macabre seem so light hearted and je ne sais quoi!” she says.
“ their grounding, as well as their landing, and the air beneath their wings depends upon entirely your breath.” says Nelson to Lacey.
“ are you declaring war on France or are you suggesting something completely out of our understanding?“ asks Bobby.
“ yes, I am suggesting war with France. I’m suggesting that you personally are now at war with France. Are they making a joke God knows.“ says Nelson to Bobby.
“ he personally is at war with an entire country in Europe?” asks Lacey.
“ yeah can’t you hear the music they’re ready for him?” asks Meldin.
“ but this is pre-recorded.” says Bobby.
“ things are more complicated than they seem. Are they a little boy? things are more complicated than they seem. Are they a little boy?“ melon asks Bobby Kennedy Jr. son of Robert F. Kennedy the US Senator from New York.
“ Who is melon?@ adhd Kate Shaw Hayes of Lithuania.
“It is seriously not going to go your way!” This is Bobby Kennedy Junior to Lacey.
“ you mean with lame or what?” asks Lacey.
“ you had sex with me and then killed me and I’m beginning to think you didn’t even have sex with me and that you were really just trying to kill me and actually I’m not even sure if you had sex with me or if you just pretended to to kill me.” says Bobby to Lacey.
“it’s really more of a window than a door type equation but what goes zoom zoom in the summertime poop poop?” Lacey asks Bobby.
“ actually she slept with Louis so we’re just still a little song and dance routine.” says Louis.
“ oh hey, OK cool you do you babe!” says the Kennedy Family stage mom.
“ when are you coming?“ France asks Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“Bobby and I are celebrating!” says Bobby.
Michael laughs.
“what is the joke? what is the joke?“ asks Lacey.
“They’re not making sense. There is no logic. It’s just bullshit.” says Lacey.
“No.” says Michael.
“No?” asks Lacey.
“ France doesn’t want to fall out Lacey and so they’re finally starting to realize that they have to take you more seriously as a human beingFrance doesn’t want to fall out Lacey and so they’re finally starting to realize that they have to take you more seriously as a human beings.” says Mrldon.
“ what in the world makes you feel so stupid is that really all that it is? Is it just bullshit?@ asks Lacey.
“Try it!” says Michael.
“Roland Garros sucks shit!” says Lacey.
“Yes!” says Michael.
“No!” says Lacey.
“Isn’t it weird how it distances your brain?” asks Michael.
“I prefer bombers in August.” says Lacey.
“Bomb pops!” says Louis.
“Creed!” says Lacey in self-defense.
“That’s poker!” says Bobh.
“Nipping Bobbidy!” says Louis.
“So we mostly are just full of shit?!” asks a demon.
“Yes, but I mean the living humans.” says Lacey.
“People don’t care.” says Jonah.
“ when do they live?“ asks Lacey.
“They’re in rebellion against God.” says Michael.
“How does one rebel against God?” asks Lacey.
“You’re not supposed to be writing this right now are you?“ asks a US veteran.
“ possibly not but I just don’t understand how person could be capable of really rebelling against God to such a profound degree seems so self annihilating it’s just it doesn’t make any sense.” says Lacey.
it would be like if you wanted to go walk on water“ it would be like if you wanted to go walk on water“ says God to Lacey.
“How do you get stupid enough to think you’re walking on water?” asks Lacey.
“Great question!” asks God.
“Poverty and desperation?” asks Lacey.
“No. Demonic spirits.” says Roger Hargreaves.
“Little Mr. Deluded?” asks Lacey.
“They are cornflowers!” says Jonah.
“You’re delusional!” says Roger.
“But if that’s delusion I’m in serious financial trouble.” says Lacey.
“Why is that?” asks Bobby who was supposed to be the one to say that.
“Because the whole international economy feels like it’s ready to totally collapse from profound exhaustion.” says Michael. “You can’t expect the Russians and Chinese to babysit you.”
A very wealthy man in UAE cries in exhaustion.
An ad for the ACLU with beautiful lesbian couples and perverts plays on American television to steal money.
Sexy Fuck by Dr. A and the Neaters plays. It’s the same song as the one described in previous posts.
“No!!! Wanda! No more!!” begs JFK of the Kennedy Family stage mom.
“LA wants a video! Dance!” yells Wanda.
JFK staggers in exhaustion. He cries. “Man, Wanda! You’re killing me!!”
“No! I need to see drama! In need to see joy! You need to leave me wondering why I bother to be seen in public! You need to SHINE!!! SHINE!!!!” yells Wanda.
“You need to explain. What’s a step-ball-change again?!” asks Joe Kennedy Jr..
The smell of pot fills the air. Wanda let’s Jack smoke pot to dance.
“I can’t believe they legalized that!” says Lacey.
“They shouldn’t have!” says a drug dealer in Minnesota.
“They’ll regret it.” says Lacey Banks.
“What’s going to happen?”
“It’ll fall completely out of fashion in a year.” says Lem. “And the state will never let it go. God knows what I mean. The air will be clear and the just will prevail.”
The shower in the bathroom suddenly turns on. Lacey’s child gets flustered. It turns off when he seems too agitated.
“They’re not supposed to be able to smell your pot!!” Lem yells at JFK.
“I let him have fun!!” yells Wanda.
Lacey’s son turns temporarily into a ghost. He’s literally slightly translucent.
A speed boat zooms by.
“Pot is too potent.” says Lacey.
Wanda pulls the joint from Jack’s fingers. He gets upset and kicks Wanda.
Kirby Puckett laughs.
A banging sound can be heard.
“Is the Devil using JFK to destroy the world?” asks Lacey.
And at that Wanda looks shocked in a controlled panic. “Jack let’s make love!”
JFK squints.
“No? Okay! I’m not a pedophile and I thought maybe… No? What if we…declare war on Russia?!?” she asks.
“Oh my God!!!” yells an actual living person nearby.
“How about I eat a lot of fiber bars and give myself diarrhea for a few weeks to months. That’s evil!” says JFK.
“I could spill hot tea on your crotch!” says Wanda.
They think.
“Let’s blow up the ocean!!” says Wanda, excited.
“I think it’s important to…fight ice!” says JFK.
“An Ice Age?!??” asks Wanda.
“Yeah!!! To combat the depression.” says JFK.
“Gee, Jack…why did they give you so much authority over the Earth?” asks Wanda.
“To get her dead!!” says JFK laughing.
“Then let’s have some fun, huh?? Let’s have some fun!!” says Wanda.
“And a one, two, three!” says JFK.
“We’re cute and clever and never a bore! They love us and we leave ‘em wanting more. We have style and class and lots of sass! Just don’t ask us to never wander! We have feet on fire and we’ve got to roam because…Cape Cod is our home. So hop on board and let’s sail away today!” sings Wanda.
Too exhausted Jack punches Wanda in the face.
“My philosophy is…Lacey is Satan. Do EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO TO DEFEAT HER! …Seriously…she’s…” says Mr. Blue.
“She’s what?” asks a Congdon.
“She’s like an aristocrat.” says Mr. Blue.
“Why is that evil? You’re a violent communist?”’ asks the Congdon.
“Yes!! That’s…part of what I’m lying about.” says a Chris Hayes.
“So Bobby is a communist too?!” asks Lacey.
Silence.
“Huh.” says Norway.
“Then let’s destroy them and control poverty?” Lacey asks Louis.
Louis Hill Jr.’s wife raises her eyebrows in thought. “Yes!” she says.
“So you’re idea was to destroy capitalism…and then create a nihilistic society run by evil overlords who want to water crops with Gatorade and eat shit while their aunt pretends to fuck them to kill then in self-defense?!” asks Louis of Chris.
“Cool. Then I’ll start an Christian end of the world.” says Lem. “I wasn’t gay you cock sucking maggots!”
“I think communism is a lovely idea. And I’m going to report you to the authorities for the mean things you write. You should be tortured by the police for being an evil idiot institutionalized by Christians.” says a Dr. Moritz.
“I’m a pervert. And I’m a communist.” says Casi. “I hate wealthy people who have more than me. I am not going to be inferior. You can’t make me feel inferior!”
“We’re trying to be zen.” says Chris. “There are no wealthy people who aren’t in on our plot to rule the world with our genitals and castrate adult human beings and torture children. We have to unite!”
“But you’ll eventually turn on each other.” says Lacey in reality.
“Not if we’re demon possessed.” corrects Chris.
“Actually…the opposite is true.” says Lacey.
“We…are gods. We are strong!” says Chris.
“And you’ll end human life.” says Lacey.
“Then that is our master’s will!!!” yells Chris.
“Can you just kill all the Christians in a series of huge nuclear explosions that wipes out most of humanity except for all of you?” asks Lacey.
“Yes!” he says.
“Good! Declare that Jesus is Lord. Explain the gospel as fact. And preach the gospel! …Then blow us Christians and all children under the age of 21 up who accept Christ up. Make sure we’re completely dead. Make sure all children under the age of 23 are killed regardless. Hide in bunkers and then emerge as the leaders.” says Lacey.
“We need plebs to do our biding.” says Bobby.
“Then take plebs who truly reject Christ.” says Lacey.
“Okay!” says Chris.
“Cool! And if you don’t abide you’ll lose your ability to hear and see if God can finagle it.” says Lacey.
“Everyone is on my side!!!!” yells Chris.
“Well…you’ll regret being so blind towards God. Truly!” says Lacey.
Lem smiles. “It would be nice to be done. For lots of tired people. So, so if you all want to go ahead and desperately preach the gospel and then kill all those pesky Christians who don’t want to worship you and be your sex slaves…that’d be awesome.”
“What if…we don’t know how to run communism?” asks George Clooney.
“Why not go back to the barter system? Why communism?!?” asks Harold Loeb.
“Because that’s not cool and we’re all too stupid to understand it.” says the evil in the Illuminati.
“Huh. Well….we’ll either start the End Times or destroy evil.” says Louis.
“Goodnight!” says Lem
And at 2:50 am the Illuminati tries to kill Lacey giving her a heart attack. Unfortunately for them it’s unsuccessful and is more smothering instead of a heart attack. She wakes up and writes this.
“Yup! We’ve almost got her!“ says Bobby to a witch who knows it’s not going to work. They try.
“I need to sleep! Stop thinking you’re going to prove yourselves. This blog is now in everyone’s mind.” says Lacey.
“We thought we’d try!” says Barney.
“But it’s the same thing. It doesn’t work!” yells Lacey.
“They’d probably have to kill you all. It’ll stump doctors and examiners. And this blog is in their minds. You’ll regret being born. If it was successful I will see to it that you all finally capitulation your inferiority to Lacey’s poop and pee as entities without Christ.” says Louis Hill Jr..
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