Catty

Zero by Electric Guest plays.

Lacey wrote on Facebook about how miserable her life has been. Her Nesheim relatives don’t give a shit. …But expected that. They’re heartless about such things when it comes to Lacey.

But what she didn’t expect was to be competed with. Over the years so many of her Nesheim relatives have increasingly become rabidly competitive… They watch her and notice her on Facebook or through her mother’s updates or otherwise and then apparently don’t feel love or joy but rage like narcissistic idiots? Women who have ugly teeth and mildly ugly faces…but who are loved (no Lacey didn’t show their photos) are offended…by Lacey’s intelligence. Offended by Lacey’s grace and dignity. And so they turn into Nancy. And it’s gross. …These are wealthy, spoiled, loved, white women who have no good excuse to become bitches. Men who are threatened by Lacey’s mind. Prestigious, millionaire men.

*eye-roll*

“Are competitive people one of your biggest pet peeves?” adhd Nancy.

“Narcissistic competitive people are.” says Lacey.

“Lacey they feel ugly. They don’t just look ugly.” says Nancy.

“How do you feel ugly?!” asks Lacey.

“You know you’re icky looking by comparison.” says Nancy.

“And who cares??” asks Lacey.

“That really wouldn’t bother you?” asks Nancy.

“Not if I was loved.” says Lacey. “And if it bothered me that much I’d just do what you did and get plastic surgery.”

Nancy laughs. “Don’t they get aesthetics?”

“Oh! They do. …That’s partially what they’re competing with. But it’s so degrading to me. …I don’t lose…and I’m the original…but that eludes them.” says Lacey, exasperated.

Nancy cracks-up laughing. “If they won…would you be less upset?”

“YES!” says Lacey. “It’s partially that what they’re doing is so grossly idiotic that bothers me.” She thinks. “If they’re competing. There’s almost always plausible deniability with competition.”

“So to you it’s major ick! Major eww!” says Nancy.

“Yes! …And why doesn’t that matter? …I’m order for a competition to be real it requires two people. Otherwise it’s mental illness. …You and other people in my own family now engage in mental illness. …There are only two choices with me: Enjoy what I post or ignore it.” says Lacey.

“Because you’re not competing?” asks Nancy.

“No. War isn’t a competition either necessarily if you nuke someone to death.” says Lacey.

“Why don’t you want to compete?” asks Nancy.

“What’s so fun about competing? It’s exhausting and meaningless.” says Lacey. “Outside of the Free Market it’s pointless.”

“I think some people get an ego boost when they win.” says Nancy.

“Fair enough, but it has to be a fair competition then. When people just copy me and improve on what I did first from my creativity…it’s inherently unfair. Or if there are other disparities like age or love…or physical fitness…health…it’s meaningless.” says Lacey. “It’s…so genuinely stupid.”

“Especially when you’re the one that they secretly want to impress.” says Nancy. “They lie and act like it’s not just you…but the personal violence against you suggests otherwise.”

“And that’s obviously never going to happen.” says Lacey. “By being evil.”

“So they’re…not loving.” says Nancy.

“No. They’re not.” says Lacey, thinking. “I need to give-up on them.” She thinks. “I need to strategize.”

“Why?” asks Nancy.

“Because the oil is going to become a problem. And apparently I’m the only one who sees that in my entire family.” says Lacey.

Nancy laughs. “What do you mean?”

“They’re going to come for our heads.” says Lacey. “Over the next decade.”

“Like…to kill you?” asks Nancy.

“Or torture is.” says Lacey. “It’s power now…but ten years from now it’ll be a liability. And I have to also calculate that you all already are violent and hateful towards me.”

“Crud. So…you’re Tommy Banks’s daughter…and…as such…you see all of this coming.” says a gay man. He laughs.

“Possibly.” says Lacey.

Lacey heard Queen Elizabeth II weeping at 4 am this morning. She was weeping about the fires in Canada. It’s awful to see them and wonder what she could have done differently.

The thing is…Lacey needs the oil in her family to survive the onslaught of the Illuminati. And she doesn’t want to betray her two families. But…if her cousins in her generation are not trustworthy…it’s going to be a problem. And…so…she needs to extract what she can to survive and protect her children while being careful not to harm herself. Because if the Boomers and Gen. X don’t fix climate change and find some way to make oil sustainable…and if her cousins in her generation have no sense of loyalty…the oil will be a problem. And it’ll be a timing issue.

“So by cruelly alienating you in your generation…they’re possibly endangering their lives…if they’re genuinely being that evil??!?” incredulously asks a college friend of Lacey’s. “If this blog is actually a live critique of the actual Illuminati?!”

“And what’s doubly fascinating is that they’re trying to suffocate her.” says another reader. “It sounds like that’s the bargain being made. Lacey and her family suffers…truly…but…if people are going for her family to murder them or torture them in worse ways in ten to twenty years…her path is possibly better. And she’s being given that as a…way to slightly make-up for the injustice in her specific case?”

“Hopefully that won’t happen.” says Lacey stoically. “Hopefully my cousins who are environmentally aware will be able to see the danger I do if the climate crisis doesn’t have an escape route.”

“So…you think we’ll try to kill you all?!?” asks a man.

“Why wouldn’t they?!?” asks Lacey.

“I saw it coming. I would’ve seen it coming. I think like Lacey.“ says Louis Hill Jr..

Moments later.

“Why wouldn’t they kill the oil companies first?” asks an oil company representative.

“They will!” says Lacey. “Once they realize that the smoke in Manhattan is actually just smoke from Canada…they’ll become very violent if we don’t fix climate change really fast.” She rolls her eyes. “How can that not be true?”

“Yeah. There are lots of people in the industry who are scared too.” admits an oil representative.

“They should be. The whole world burning is going to end up as a noose around your necks.” says Lacey. “The Middle East will be toast too. If global warming is real.”

“So what you’re doing is trying to use the oil until it’s dangerous to be connected to.” says a witch. “And that’s totally excusable in my opinion in this specific case.”

“Cancel culture is a warning not a passing trend.” says Lacey.

More later.

“You just assumed Lem was done with me.” says JFK to Lacey.

“Yes. Why wouldn’t I?! You treated him like shit.” says Lacey. “You’re family is mostly all like that.”

“So him telling you he wasn’t gay…wasn’t…what you expected to be talking about?” asks JFK.

“No, it wasn’t.” says Lacey.

Jack looks horrified and ill.

“Jack you forced us to have that years long conversation for your benefit?!” asks an Illuminati man. He laughs. “Because you knew he’d tell Lacey…but he’s been ignoring you since he died?”

Jack cries.

“So that was revenge on them?! Hijacking their love?!” asks the Illuminati man.

“Yes?!?” yells Bobby on his brother’s behalf.

“And he was possibly slightly curious.” says a dead man.

More later.

“So you think there’ll kill your family eventually out of rage??” asks an oil executive.

“Yes! If things get too much worse. Consistently. Over the next ten to twenty years.” says Lacey. “Or they’ll just give-up. But if they do that’s the end of Western Civilization as we know it now.”

More later.

“Can you warn your people?” asks a native woman.

“I have started to try. But given my experience with the Illuminati trying to make me seem schizophrenic…they’re liable to see me as insane.” says Lacey.b.

“And I bet somehow Jack forcing Lem to explain his orientation using the Illuminati right before the Queen’s death…is awful timing.” says the native woman.

“‘I don’t care about global doom! I wanna talk…about why…Lem…is ignoring me.’” says a native man making fun of JFK.

“Shit!!” says a Sioux man. “She needed the Queen’s perspective and wisdom.”

More later.

“I feel like a lot of my cousins that are competing with me don’t seem to realize that they’re the ones instigating the competition entirely. I mean, how could they not be because there’s nothing I did to compete with something they’ve done. I was the one who was competed with first and then, while they may have delusionally imagined that I was reacting to them, I’ve never reacted with competition.” says Lacey.

“Did you recently tell them all off in a vague way because there was a few of them who have been competing with you and you were tired of it?” asks Nancy.

“There was one who started planting peonies, and I had the sense that it had something to do with me because it was just sort of random. …A lot of people liked the peonies that I posted a few years ago in our family and suddenly now years later she’s getting peonies in her garden. And I’ve always felt like that cousin was possibly threatened by me. She’s very volatile in the way she comes across. She seems very insecure around pretty much everyone in our family not just me. But she was the one that I had the sense could be competing who pushed me too far. It was really obnoxious and I don’t trust her. She could be a good person, but in my experience with her she seems kind of sleazy.

Truly though, like I said, that might not be who she is but to me, she seems like the father who raised me. She seems very two-faced. She may not be, but she seems like she might not be a trustworthy person, and I could be totally off so that’s why I made it so vague.” says Lacey.

“But I think there are people who have a tendency towards narcissism who have had delusional fantasies that you’re threatened by them, especially if they’re not very pretty or if they’ve always admired you for some reason. I think that they wanted you to be competing with them and I think those are the people who are going to take what you said and assume that it’s about them.” says Lem. “Also there’s likely people who they’re friends with who are giving them the idea that you are competing because they hate your family and if they’ve ever stalked coir cousin’s friends list out of jealousy, they may be poisoning your cousins’s minds.” He thinks. “That’s maybe more of a stretch but it’s possible. I mean you’ve had friends comment on your cousins when they’ve looked at your Facebook with you. Do people still do that? Do they sit around looking at peoples Facebook pages? …If they ever do there could be people who your cousins are friends with who really are legitimately bothered by your whole family and they found you and you looked related and they were offended by that. …Or it’s possible that you have cousins who stalk you and don’t like anything you post and don’t ever give a shit about you and how you’re doing. They ignore your birthday or holidays or any day they could say something loving. …They don’t they don’t care. And it would be pointless to try to make them care because they really don’t. Which is why, you know, the irony of what I did with Jack is so sad to me because he didn’t really need me to make his whole family care about him and then I could try to do that with you and it wouldn’t even make any difference.” Lem ponders. “But see unlike Jack they actually really do admire you and possibly stalk you at times and you know that possibility. You know they could be easily reading this blog. Very easily, and lying about it to your face to some degree.”

“Who in the FBI or CIA is so petty as to feel the need to change your words Lem? Because they’re making an ass of themselves; they’re not doing anything they’re really just making total assholes of themselves.” says Lacey. “Anyway, that’s sad if that’s the meaning of their entire existence; it’s just petty bullshit. Yes, yes, I know people in my family could be stalking me and reading my blog, and then not acknowledging it. That’s part of what makes me so angry.”

“Also the Illuminati has picked up on people desperately hoping that Lacey is perverted. She’s not. She’s never molested anyone she’s not capable of it just in case, if any of her family is interested. Some of you are a little weird though in her family and if you are we know that. We know all of your weaknesses, and the truth is if there is a global issue with climate change, and Lacey sells her mineral rights on both sides and washes her hands of your families…we will not keep protecting you if we are at all.” says the Illuminati.

“So she’s not schizophrenic; you really just did that to try to make her commit suicide didn’t you because she discovered you guys?” asks one of Lacey’s cousins in her spirit.

“Yeah that would probably be accurate. Yep and we did that partially to target you and your family. You guys are obtuse when it comes to certain things.“ says a member of the Illuminati to the Nesheims.

“You’re all very cloistered and reclusive.” says another Illuminati member. “And I think it’s interesting if Lacey is illegitimate…and she very well might be. She really does have recessive traits that are like Tommy Banks so it’s actually possible that she might really be illegitimate. …It’s not a given but it’s possible. And it’s interesting for us to watch how she doesn’t fit in with pretty much anyone on either side in any part of your family history; she really is very odd person genetically. Not as in odd. She’s an odd person, but she actually doesn’t genuinely resemble anyone almost at all on either side.

People say Lacey looks like her paternal grandmother. But she actually doesn’t look that much like her if you really look at the details of her face. And it really falls apart when you consider her her frame and how she’s shaped. Lacey doesn’t look like you guys and her personality is different too. Her personality does match Thomas Banks, and she does look like him. …I don’t think that maybe any of you have realized that that she actually is different than you so you’re competing with her in a way that’s in someways absurd because she’s just it’s like/her genes are different. You might just as well go find someone else from a different family to compete with who bothers you because it or find someone in your grandmother’s generation who bothers you because it’s just bizarre.”

“Did Tonette ever compete with you?“ asks a Nesheim.

“No, no not at all. I don’t really feel like any of those women were competitive in that generation and they were actually very inclusive.“ says Lacey.

“Did you feel like you could talk to them in a way that you don’t feel with most people who are supposed to be your age?” asks a Nesheim.

“Yes, I did. The conversations flowed much more freely and easily Tonette was fascinated by history in a very similar way to how I am fascinated by history.“ says Lacey.

“I would’ve been friends with Lem and I would’ve known that she respected and obeyed him and that would’ve made me respect her as a person.” says Ed Nesheim. “Or whoever she was married to. And that that would’ve made me feel like I could trust her judgment.”

More later.

“Goodnight!” says Lem.