At Least

Come to find out Joe Kennedy Junior, apparently feels rather proprietary about Lacey. And he is relieved at the thought of Lem being with Lacey. While Lem isn’t him there’s something comforting about him being with Lacey and it’s not because Joe thinks Lemmers is gay it’s because it somehow makes him feel like everything that’s happened is less scary and messed-up. He knew Lem and they played together and it wasn’t a healthy situation really for either of them but he knew him so it just is a lot less traumatic in this case. And you might be asking yourself why does it matter to this man Lacey doesn’t know she knows that she may have had a dream with Joe that basically felt like the way people describe near death experiences when she was a teenager. And there’s a bizarre amount of Joe’s who had had a crush on her in her life. And there are many things that have happened some of which Lacey isn’t even remembering right now. But the point is he likes the thought of her being with Lem.

Louis is hard for him. Louis is his worst nightmare in some ways. Harold is mystifying to him, and it reminds him that Lacey really wasn’t just some extended part of himself after all. Michael is bizarre to him. He feels like Michael is just the bisexual, smarter, more elegant, blonder version of himself. He likes Michael, but part of him thinks. “Is the only difference between us that Michael doesn’t cheat? Because we’re a lot alike. More than she realizes.”

He thinks Lem is an improvement actually. Lem is taller, better built, he is probably equally handsome. It’s just a different kind of male beauty, so to speak. And as much as Lacey and Joe had a very special bond, that no one alive will know about until they die…he wonders if Lem actually is better for Lacey than he was.

For his part, Jack likes the thought of Lacey being with Lem.

“Yeah right!” says Wobbly.

“Would you really rather she spend the rest of her life thinking she’s with Michael Rockefeller? Because trust me that is not going to bode well for you if the Illuminati is real and you’re reading this blog. You need to stop fucking with the situation.” yells Lem.

“What if the Illuminati isn’t real?“ asks a Tik Tok star.

“Then pray because if it isn’t, there’s something else spiritually going on that’s rather serious.” says Lem.

“So lame Lem you were straight and the Illuminati gay community has been harassing you for the last two years and making Lacey‘s life a living hell?” asks Betty White.

“Pretty close!” says Lem. “I can’t let you go Lacey. I love you too much and it would be asinine and sane, insane, and totally contradictory to everything that we both believe in and I would never do it.” says Lem.

“Have we almost gotten Lacey killed or other people killed in her family like small children?” asks a gay man.

“Yeah, you have almost killed Lacey and my daughter because she can be my daughter if I want her to be if I need her to be to protect her.” says Louis.

“Shit!” says Wobbly.

“So essentially until it’s clear she knows that she’s with Michael for eternity. If there’s been reincarnation, they may have been married. Or she may be married to Lem. She doesn’t know which one it was, or if it was either of them. Lame Keminsist Lem insists that he was straight and even though she believes that she sees it she also worries that it’s not true. Louis and her are perfect for each other except his second wife and him are still in love. Harold is very confusing, but he’s probably also a genius and something tells me that him and Lacey get along extraordinarily well. And lamb Lem is her ultimate soulmate probably her twin flame and I have a feeling that if he is God’s probably not gonna let that bond ever be destroyed they’ll just have to iron out everything that’s happened and that could be very painful but they’ll just have to do it.

But if he was straight, oh no, you guys have been antagonizing him and Lacey for two years to the point where I don’t think they’d want to take away someone’s rights, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s so pissed off that he genuinely wants to start a fight with some people. Like some gay men. Especially if he was straight and Jack was gay and Jack was an absolute asshole to him.

I don’t think you guys have ever process the possibility that Jack really was just gay and that he put them. Lem through hell.” A women thinks. “Because let’s be honest Ché from Snd Just Like That has a slight Kennedy vibe. They are very self-centered, very charming, very loving when they want to be, very romantic when they want to be, super comforting when they want to be…I mean, Miranda reminds me a little bit of Lacey and that dynamic with Joe and Lacey actually may be slightly similar to Joe and Lacey. Because if Joe threw Lacey down the stairs clearly at that moment, he was super focused on his own needs and his own pain and was totally pissed off and unconcerned about how he will be affecting her kids. And yet if you look at the way that Ché sort of comforts Miranda and handles her in a way that also is like a positive.”

“Oh my word!” says Wobbly sarcastically.

“Oh dear, seriously?!?” asks a Clinton of Wobbly.

“Fuck around and find out, buddy. Ya fuck around and find out.” says a white supremacist to Wobbly.

“OK Amy what does that even mean?” asks Wobbly.

“My name ain’t Amy! I’m just saying, you sure better be smart. Because if Lemmers wasn’t gay, and he was a brainwashed abused child… who grew up to be a shitface man who couldn’t figure out what love was, and thought it was just friendship or some asshole who you don’t even find attractive playing with your dick…he’s probably pretty pissed off at this point. He probably was very pissed off before he died and Lacey has tried to explain that to you people for years now.” He laughs as he rides of his motorcycle. “I ain’t saying that they’re straight. But why is it weird to you to think of lemon Lem being with a woman and preferring that at the very least to a man? I ain’t saying they’re straight, but it’s sad that Michael Rockefeller can screw a woman. Even the people on the Internet claimed that he was gay…when he’s dead…and his family supports that at the very least they don’t make a huge deal out of it, because they believe that he may actually be with a woman when he’s dead. I’m not saying you’re racist or homophobic. I’m just saying that a lot of people in your little camp because I know you’re not really a Christian conservative, that’s a farce.

Have a hard time dealing with the hard cold truth that when we die, we’re accountable to God not the Democratic Party. So if Lem was gay, maybe he’s not anymore and did that ever occur you? It’s not hateful. It’s a possible reality that someone like me, counts on but someone like you should at least intellectually be honest enough to consider it in a real way, without being an asshole or a sissy about it.

The other angle is that he was straight in which case why does that bother you so much people don’t think anything happened between you two probably for a good damn good reason. Why do you want there to be something between the two of you? Are you a pedophile who pretends to be a good upright, narrowminded man who fights against the evil in this world? Because it seems more like you’re not straight yourself and you had a crush on that very handsome man who was probably not ever interested in you, and it’s just devastating to your ego to consider it. I read this blog from time to time and it’s very insightful but it’s also very heartbreaking because you people seem like absolute idiots to a lot of us coming from this perspective. Absolutely heartbreaking these stupid people it’s and it’s sad you know you you want to think we’re the idiots but you guys seem like you’re the ones with two screws loose who lack the attention span of like a ADHD four-year-old.”

More later.

More tomorrow.