In a perfect world Al Franken would be 5 foot 11 inches not 5 foot 8 inches.
“She didn’t know he was 5 foot 6?!?” asks an arrogant witch who derailed the blog post last night before she went to sleep.
“He is such an asshole for not telling her that!” says Lem.
High Road by Cults plays.
“He’s ugly short.” says Lacey. “So is Tom Cruise. Yuck!” She’s completely sincere.
“Did you have sex with him?” asks the witch.
Tom Banks laughs at the Illuminati. He tried to warn his daughter. He’s livid as well.
“Not really…” says Lem. “But she was up until 6 AM this morning talking with him.”
“He’s a filthy, heartless…asshole.” says JP Kennedy crying. Joe Kennedy Sr. tried to derail the conversation all night. He was…completely prescient. As per usual…
“You started World War II to get rich.” says the arrogant-bitch-witch from last night.
“No…I got that wrong. Truly.” says JP Kennedy. “But they trusted me for a reason.”
“I’m sorry.” Wobbly says to JP.
Joe Sr. smiles at Wobbly sadly and lovingly. He prays for him often.
“They both lack height.” says Athalia, snickering. “I’m a jealous, heartless butch-bitch in disguise.” She seethes. “I look feminine but really…I’m an asshole man in disguise.”
St. Augustine waves at Lacey and smiles.
“It was a faulty premise. You’re hideously short.” says Lem to Al Franken. “Athalia sounds sincere…and that’s all true…but…she’s actually just feeling sorry for herself.”
“She does it to herself!” says St. Augustine about Athalia…not Lacey.
“So…you can’t stand Al Franken?” asks Hemingway.
“He’s vicious.” says Lacey. Then she spits in his face.
Scott Fitzgerald goes into absolute shock.
Hemingway feels sorry for himself…and then quickly reassess himself.
“That was Wobbly’s revenge.” says Hemingway. “Or his downfall.”
“It was his complete downfall.” says Lem. “I’M 6 ft. 4! YOU’RE SHORT!” He seethes. “It was beyond dishonorable to lie by omission. It was blood thirsty. You were just trying to viciously torture her.”
“Would she have slept with him?” asks Smobbly.
“YES!!!” yells JP Kennedy. “Do you have a dick?!?” He asks his grandsons. “Of course she would have…if he tried hard enough. …She finds his face and body and personality attractive.”
“Is Al her false flame?!??” asks AN EXTREMELY CONCERNED WITCH. She is not the witch from last night.
Athalia laughs. “I’m extremely jealous of Lacey.” she confesses.
“So…last night she told Al Franken sort of some scary stuff and I’m just wondering um, what is that real or not?” asks a Bush.
“Yeah!” says a dead British aristocrat. “We betrayed her. And she still loves us.” He stares defeated into a void in the earth next to Lacey’s house. “She didn’t deserve it. I did.” He looks sad. “And she knows that’s really true.”
Suddenly the whole world LOATHES the entire Middle East.
“You didn’t warn her about his height. It’s on you.” says the dead British aristocrat to the Arabs. “Go to Hell for eternity if you want, you worthless, conceited shit lickers.”
“So we’re about to be killed?” asks an arrogant Middle Eastern man dancing like a fool.
“She doesn’t…trust…you.” says the dead British aristocrat. “Welcome to reality, you perverse CHILD.”
A man in a dress in the Middle East dances. He shakes his ass.
“So she hates the Jews?” asks a white supremacist.
“No. It’s not worth even taking seriously.” says the dead British aristocrat.
“I love my kids. But I’m ready to destroy Israel. And Judaism…for eternity.” says Lem. “And isn’t that what you WORTHLESS shit lickers OBSESSED WITH?!?” He’s too angry to speak clearly.
“Umm…okay. We have no idea what’s going on.” says Wobbly.
Ireland embarrassed itself. The entire Middle East embarrassed itself. Permanently irreversibly.
“You bitch and moan about killing Israel.” says an ultra liberal Jew to the Muslim Middle East. “Why can’t you dumbasses ever just do it?!” She laughs. “It’s too complicated for you. Isn’t it? You TOTAL losers.” She laughs. “You truly are completely empty assholes.” She laughs. “I hate Israel. But…I am a Jew. Hopefully I’m not just a bitter, cruel kyke.”
Tom Banks smiles. “If I ever come at you like a father, and I seem extremely concerned while you’re trying to have sex and you’re adults and you’re consenting that is not a moment to patronize me trust me.”
Putin is amused. China shrugs in embarrassment.
“I knew no one would have the emotional intelligence or intelligence in general to warn her.” says Putin. “And…I warned her…in my own way.” He looks worried. “You’re all idiot peasants. I’m…a TSAR!!!” he taps his head. “If there’s reincarnation in the Bible of course I was a czar or I was the son of the czar bro you know I was shot in 1917 in the Russian Revolution. Literally, sis. I might’ve been there if there’s reincarnation. No, there’s a pretty damn good chance I was one of his kids. GROW-UP!!”
Almost entire living world shakes it’s ass I’m embarrassment after questioning what was just said too much. With absolutely false authority.
The old British Empire stares coldly. It’s a BRUTAL chill…
“She cares about kids. You all have kids.” says a British aristocrat. “Maybe in Heaven all living children are British. All living children. Children are just English…in Heaven…at this moment…and almost all parents have lost their kids…forever…if they haven’t protected them enough. Truly. That’s how dumb what you did was.“
“No! That’s how dumb what you did was!” Wobbly yells at Lacey.
“So it’s COMPLETE annihilation of ALL non white peoples in Heaven going forward?!?” asks a late-20th-Century-bitch-black actress.
“Of course. We keep ours.” says an Englishman with…dark humor.
“Okay. So…if you’ve genuinely not been perverted or…and…protected your kids…you’re fine?!?” asks a black man.
“Yes.” says a dead English aristocrat.
“Yup!” says ancient Egypt in Purgatory. They smoke the 20th Century.
“Okay…so…that’s not complete annihilation.” says a normal black man. “If I’m a Christian…and I’m not abusing my kids…I’m pretty sure they don’t mean me.” He laughs. “Y’all tripping. Nah. You be…”. He shuts-up. “I don’t want to piss you all off. Not…that that counts.” He exits the conversation.
“Yeah. I could see the good English doing that. Out of rage.” says a black woman. “They really are their own thing. You people are such fools.”
The entire living Illuminati looks genuinely shocked and perplexed.
“Stop! Let’s be nice!” says a man not in the Illuminati.
“Why?!? Why should we be nice?!?” asks a woman. “They’re bloody idiots!!”
“We had nothing to do with it!” says Mr. Blue washing his hands of the height thing on behalf of the Bat Crew. His wife dances in victory to the song. He spits on the entire Illuminati on behalf of the poor he grew-up with.
“She’s not arrogant. She’s fighting for her life. You’re not winning though.” says the dead British aristocrat. “England is…long-term. At least in Heaven.”
Billions of kids suddenly become English…for now. Hundreds of millions stay the same.
“No. The English are your enemy.” says an Egyptian princess mockingly to the Illuminati. “Those kids will either stay that way happily forever…or…they’ll be something else. But for now…we aren’t happy.”
“Like…Swiss?!” asks a Cheryl.
“Yes. You’re an idiot. But that’s a good question…underling.” says the Egyptian princess to a Cheryl.
“Honestly…if my parents are worthless assholes…I’m cool being a loved English child. A loved, fought for…and good English child.” says a dead once black little girl. “I’m trying not to be racist.”
“So…we created racism…by lying…about Al Franken’s height.” says a black woman who believes in reincarnation. She laughs. “No. I’m not like that.” She feels bad for the little girl. She laughs.
“Nah. See…this is why we’re so suspicious of y’all.” says a living black man to the Illuminati.
Bat Girl III laughs.
“What did Lem tell you?” asks Bat Girl III.
“We don’t know if reincarnation exists. But if it does…he told me he killed Jack.” says Al Franken.
“Wow!” says a black witch.
“What else?” asks an Egyptian, smugly.
“What if you had an abortion to protect your unborn child!?” asks a living black woman sincerely.
“You might still be fine. God knows your heart and you should worship Him and repent.” says Lem.
She nods. “I’m a pretty good person. But…I have no money…and…I’m not capable of protecting a child. I’m not a fool!” She thinks about it and decides to pray for the Illuminati.
“So now we’re stuck here. I can see why mom is worried.” says a once black child. Deep in his heart…he knows. …He…KNOWS. He closes his eyes…takes a deep breath and smiles inside knowing he’s…loved…but on a weird journey as a possible black man in ‘America.’ He looks at himself in the mirror and loves his skin. But…he wonders…if…it’s…not…quite…correct. “It’s nice for now.” He analyzes the situation brilliantly. Arms himself expertly. Knows he’s loved. Sighs. “Too bad they chose Hell. I don’t…want to. Pity.” He looks around the room, cold as ice. “I’m…never going to tell them. No. They…can’t be trusted.”
“Will they ever find out?” asks Tom Banks.
He compassionately and with utter victory analyzes…”No. Best…not.” He thinks. “I either am secretly white…and I’ll never tell…because my counselors will only think I’m crazy…and they’ll OBVIOUSLY be wrong…poor sods…or…well…I’m secretly white. My mom and dad must be white in Heaven.” He decides firmly against sharing that information. Until Heaven.
“So…what next?” asks a Putin.
“Why are you so hateful to Lacey?” asks a witch of Al Franken.
“So you don’t care that Lem wants to destroy Israel? And you don’t care that he probably did kill JFK? …And Bobby. And…he tried to kill Ted?!? And…he was…straight.” says Al Franken.
“Wow. That’s…a lot.” says a witch.
“Is that even possible?” asks the arrogant-bitch-witch.
“YES!!” he yells.
“She…doesn’t find short men attractive.” says the black witch, annoyed.
“But her first boyfriend was short.” says Al Franken.
“Really? I doubt that. Check your facts.” she says.
“So Jews have genuinely been that hateful to you?” a woman asks Lacey.
“A lot of so-called living people have been.” says Lem.
“So the peasants are assholes? Now. They are. But what…about…then?” asks the arrogant-bitch-witch.
“Ok! Shut-up. Maybe they were kinder than. Great! …Lem…what happened dude?!?!” asks Casi.
“I was molested.” says Lem. “I was straight. Jack was gay, mostly. And…I paid the Illuminati a million Dollars to murder him. In 1963…with Kennedy money…to honor Gloria Swanson. Joe broke her heart. Brutally.” He thinks. “That may be why…Tom Banks had such little respect for JP.”
“This isn’t a play.” says Al Franken. “See William F. Buckley’s explanation from yesterday if you’re confused.”
“Who went to Blake?” asks a black witch of Lacey.
Al Franken laughs. “Okay. Whatever she’s about to tell you…she’s not lying. So be careful.” Lacey was in love with him. And he lied. End of story on that matter. “It just…was a stab in the gut. And she has to interpret it that way. The Jews will be fine…I pray?”
“Why…the hell…did you lie about your height under these circumstances?” asks a Jewish woman who died in the Holocaust. “That’s…unspeakable. You are a very evil man…or you’re blind.”
“Yeah. If she’s illegitimate…her genes are READY…to deal with the LITERAL Holocaust.” says an Englishman. “It’s weird that you didn’t realize that???”
“Oh! Because she married…a Jew!” says a Jewish Millennial woman. “Like…she has kids…with an actual Jew?” she asks cruelly.
“Yup!” says a Bush laughing at them.
“In a sense.” says a dead Nazi. “But their grandfather was a Jew. And we’d count that. She’s right. She knows.” He smiles and eats sausage and sauerkraut with Lacey.
“Please don’t tell me you poisoned my sauerkraut. Really? I love sauerkraut. You dogs.” says Lacey seriously, yet teasingly.
“Alright. Yes. We did.” admits the Nazi officer. He grabs her plate.
She stands up…gets out a gun and then reconsiders. She shoots a hole in their glass front door. In the lower left.
They sit in stunned silence and stare.
“You’re fighting a useless war, I almost guarantee it. When my kids and my husband come back they’re going to die. We had a plan and they’re all going to be dead because we refuse to die in whatever holocaust you’re planning…so do you wanna shoot me? Do you wanna fuck me? Do you want to rape and torture me? Or how about you just let me and my family go to England? Wait…I don’t think you’re capable of doing that…so what if you just shoot me right now…and then shoot them when they get in the door? Or can you at least be that sensible to just shoot them?” she asks.
“Shoot them?!?” asks a Nazi. There are three of them.
“We think Herr Hitler would think you’re beautiful.” says one of them laughing.
“Yes…she likes how I look. Grow-up!” says Harold Loeb, scoffing.
“That bitch! Fuck her! Let her betray you. She was only using you anyway…so fuck me!” says the homecoming queen of New Jersey 2004 about Lacey. She’s fully Jewish and hates Lacey.
“Ahh…no. Wrong answer.” says Harold Loeb in Lacey’s defense.
“Oh stop damning yourselves to Hell.” says Lacey with concern.
“Wait! You believe in Heaven and Hell in Judaism or Christianity?” ask the Nazi. There are three of them.
“Yes! I’m a Christian, what of it?!?” asks Lacey.
“You aren’t a Christian! You married a Jew!” yelled one of them, stupidly.
“Oh shut-up! You just are mad I’m not sucking your cock at night! …You filthy pig! …I worship Christ…and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it, you demon!” spits Lacey.
“No, she’s not lying. Her kids are Christian. We checked.” says the second officer.
“You poor thing! Herr Hitler understands the Eucharist, he understands the power of Christ in Christianity.” says the first Nazi officer.
“I doubt it!!” says Lacey, hurt.
“You can’t help it. I know!” says the second Nazi officer.
Then they hear gunshots. Then Lacey shoots herself.
They shoot themselves.
“No you guys are such assholes. She really has no idea how beautiful she is and that might not be that unusual for someone in her generation, but you guys are too ignorant, and backward to know that.” says Lem.
“We…really weren’t…aware in that way, very often.” says a dead Queen.
“She didn’t realize it but Hitler himself wanted to marry her and use her and her kids to excuse the Holocaust or she did realize that and then out of loyalty to her husband she just decided to die…and then we had to kill ourselves because our job was to confiscate her and her children and bring them to Hitler so he could marry her. She’s very beautiful and brilliant and he would’ve seen that and thought ‘Hey, I’m in luck! I can explain myself I don’t hate the Jews per se.’” says a Nazi officer. “There could be various possibilities for every human and that was one of them that actually happened from God‘s perspective or it’s possible that that’s what would have happened. Had she been there. And there you go…there’s your explanation for that part.”
“So in that scenario is I hear some Howard German. Huh…interesting were you Dutch somehow? I don’t know that that’s an interesting-that’s interesting.” says Lord Snotgrass. “Why didn’t you just eat the sauerkraut?”
She refuses to answer.
“My mother has lots of sauerkraut!” he says.
“Well, that’s good!” says Lacey with a smile.
“Would you have had lots of sauerkraut?” he asks.
“No, no we would’ve survived…and we would’ve been quite hungry…and honestly I was more concerned about you, so fuck you!” says Lacey.
“Oh, you think you’re so damn special! I actually am Hitler and I actually would have been madly in love with her if she’d been in my country…as she looks like my type. OK she’s beautiful…and I’m not blind. I’m not an idiot, I’m not perverted in her case because I’m not related to her…and she’s just a gorgeous woman. Grow-up!” says Hitler. “Her daughter has the same name and there is a striking resemblance to the Queen Mother. Striking resemblance.” He smiles, sadly. “Whether that’s literally the Queen Mother reincarnated, which is just God’s design, it wasn’t me, wasn’t the Jews it’s just God…or if her daughter and the Queen Mother are just extremely similar…it broke me psychologically in World War II. I may have had some spiritual instinct because that’s what the Third Reich got involved in, in supernatural stuff… and I just couldn’t not love the Queen Mother, I loved her and I was afraid of her…because I knew that she was as smart as me. I mean, how do you fight against a woman who you love and not in a romantic way, but you just have a lot of respect for?” says Hitler.
“So you felt like it wasn’t a fair fight?” asks a white American man.
“Sure. …You don’t understand parental love anymore.” says Hitler. “I might have been evil…but…I could love. And…she understood. She knew why I had to fight.”
“The Queen Mother knew?” asks an Englishman.
“YES!! She was brilliant!” he says. “Anyone who knew her could tell you that.”
“So you may have had to literally fight against a woman…who you subconsciously knew could be a beloved daughter? And not in a perverse way.” says the white American man. He laughs. “I understand, I hope.”
Hitler scoffs, kindly.
“What happened at Blake?” asks Batgirl III.
“No, I loved Hitler. I did. I I took my parental role very seriously on a certain level. I related to him as as a father, if I’m not entirely perverted. No, he was like that to people. We were like that. See…some men maybe still are, and yes, that was part of why if Lem was straight what we did was so profoundly evil.” says JP.
“Nothing happened up in there! Ahh…like that’s an elite school. That’s where the Daytons went. And that’s where Franken went. There’s absolutely no way she has any idea what that’s even like to be that rich or that elite. …And as I say that…I sound like I’m being facetious and exaggeratory…but I’m not.
Her writing is complete uneducated shit. Don’t make excuses for it. They were hicks. …And I highly doubt that she has anything to tell you about Blake. But just watch her pull some shit out of her ass like she always does, dumb bitch.” says Wobbly sincerely.
“Well, that’s an interesting way of looking at it.” says Lacey. “The young woman who I was friends with who’s sister went there wasn’t extraordinarily rich. Her parents only had like a $1.2 million house in 2002. It might’ve been worth more than that but it was only worth 1.2 million in 2002. Now maybe around $2 million, kind of like my legal in-laws house. Her father was an executive, but he was fired, but they still retired and then moved to Florida and traveled so they had to have been worth a few million at least, net. Her aunt was the one who had a house that she owned, I’m sure, in the Hamptons. I mean they all live in Florida now, but she had a what she liked to call ‘A tiny learning disability.’ And so her parents sent her to a private school for kids with learning disabilities but then she felt like she wasn’t learning anything there so they decided to just send her to the public school in West Bloomington, which was still a decent school. I don’t mean it was free but they probably could’ve afforded to send her to Blake which is where her sister went to school. “ says Lacey. “Anyway…I heard stories about her sister’s life at Blake that were disgusting and umm…I developed a rather poor opinion of that school in the process. It could’ve been that her sister was a kiss-ass because they weren’t as rich as some of the other kids, possibly, but they were at least fairly rich, I don’t know it’s an interesting topic.”
“What happened?” asks Lord Snotgrass.
“As a kid who grew up in Edina in a house that was just a blasé ranch house and is worth like $800,000 today and would be worth like I don’t know $100,000 in Kentucky and who went to public school in Edina…I wholeheartedly agree with her assessment of that school. It’s disgusting.” says a Millennial.
“Her sister got pregnant by a total jackass who also gave her STDs because he slept around with tons of people. She probably was sleeping around and being loose, that’s not how she was raised, to be popular and it worked. I could tell she was popular. She also smoked pot because that made her cool too, even though that also was not how she was raised. And I got the sense that school was very shallow, very bourgeois and very petty. Actually, I would say painfully bourgeois it reeked, stank, of upper middle class bullshit. Not because it was admitted to Minnesota. There are other schools in Minnesota that are far superior, but because it was trying desperately hard to cater to rich Jews, who wouldn’t fit in in a lot of the other elite schools and other people who were rich, secular and bourgeois, it became a plastic coated piece of bullshit on a certain level. I would never send a child to that school and if you sent your kid there and they’re great and know they got a good education? Fantastic. I could’ve gone there the way my life is been. I could’ve easily gone there, but I would never send my own children to that school, never in a million years. The thing is her sister got an abortion and spent I don’t even know, weeks in the basement with the lights off, just laying in bed, suicidal most likely. And she was never the same after that if I remember correctly, her personality changed, and she became much more dark and self-loathing. Partially probably because her father was devastated. I mean he didn’t even want to talk about it. It was soul crushing to him. Her neighbor in New York City where she went to fashion school after graduating had a apartment full of cockroaches if I remember correctly. My friend told me this as this is what was going on at her house. That her sister was very depressed and just sat around smoking pot most of the time in her apartment, and that it was gonna take her maybe years to graduate.” says Lacey.
“And that’s not umm…how you would’ve experienced it and that’s also not the kind of school that you would send your kids to. So were these people, old money or not?” asks Lem.
“ I don’t think they were. They were generational wealth at their at that point. I think her father and mother both had some privilege growing up. I think they’re both from New Jersey but I am her mother has been a buyer for target and her father was an executive, and they were very wealthy. They done quite well, but, I mean they weren’t like very wealthy literally but they were wealthy enough and I think they were more generational wealth. I don’t think they were probably old money but they had a lot of common sense and the times they could be very kind. Take the they had a lot of common sense. Her mother is one of the only people who’ve ever told me in any kind of sincere way that I was beautiful and it’s interesting that her mother knew that I needed to hear that for my own psychological well-being..” says Lacey.
“Yeah, her father had a gay brother and they were worried that you would hate him for being gay. School Ties and all that? And she wanted you to watch that film didn’t she?” says Lem laughing.
“Yes, it was very aggravating because my father had just come out of the closet and then I had to just shut-up because I was afraid of offending her and her family that insisted I was homophobic it was hellish.” says Lacey.
“And they were Jews.” says an old money woman.
“Yes, which was awful because they were very kind. My parents tried to convert them to Messianic Judaism. And they didn’t know it. And he signed them up for this mailing list, poor people…all the junk mail they must’ve gotten. I know her mother was very astute. She knew that I needed to be told that I was beautiful and she actually may be one of the reasons why I have any idea of that at all. She also told me that I did not have a round face, very motherly, very sharply, almost scolding me, like I was almost evil for thinking that of myself. And not not like she was patronizing me like she was sincerely scolding me for thinking that being so stupid and I possibly so unkind to myself and she was right. I was extremely beautiful and that was what she said she told her daughter that I was extremely beautiful and that she needed to tell me that. They loved Asian art they had it all over their house. Their house was sort of Asian inspired actually. It was very open concept, huge ceilings and it was on the lake was lovely. They had a basketball court in their basement. It was intimidating to be there the basketball court. The indoor basketball court was a new experience for me. And her father did not like my father. He was nice to him, but he thought it was really aggravating. And of course her mother knew that I wasn’t planning to go to my senior prom but she didn’t know why, but she do. I wasn’t planning to go. And she told me I am I’ll mark her words she said literally ‘You will regret that for the rest of your life, I promise you.’ she saihas some nice friends in course. They would’ve been all Jewish boys. I don’t know where she would’ve found these people and that was probably my worst. Genuine concern. You know I knew they would probably be Jewish but I had no idea where the sun was going to go find these boys not like no we’re not talking about like sex trafficking. I just I have absolutely no idea where she would’ve found these young men from. I don’t know if they might’ve been part of a synagogue, but I can’t. I didn’t. She described them as her daughters friends I have absolutely no idea though where these where these young men are supposed to be coming from And I just thought well I don’t think she’s trying to be insulting. I don’t know what she’s trying to do but her daughter had a learning disability. I was in the gifted program, because I am probably in your genius if not a genius. And I was not prepared to go on a date with a young man who had a learning disability that was not what I wanted to do. I mean that was a heartless position to put me in. My parents would’ve been absolutely livid for me to date a Jew even one night they would’ve thought it was the end of the world. A young man who has a new age would’ve been just as bad a Muslim would’ve been worse and no they weren’t racist that was just the view of things. Maybe they were racist but I doubt they were that racist and there are varying degrees. I’m sorry that’s reality. No I don’t know if she was snapping me and some perverse way or if she was being kind I have no idea per daughter could be an absolute bitch sometimes to be honest but she did tell me later that I need to be told that I was extremely beautiful so we shut the fuck in common sense to tell me that. No I mean it was obviously nobody sublation, but I don’t know if it was Jewish know Lisa, please or class noblesse oblige or if she literally just was worried about me or all of the above what I worry about more than her being a horrible person was that she actually was genuinely worried about me. I worry that she thought oh I need to do some thing there’s some thing horribly wrong and she was right but then it’s like who would she have sent me up with what has been the love of my life and then she just asked in a vile way that’s what my darkest most hilariously ironic fears.” says Lacey.
“ well, maybe she thought you were her daughter were gay mean you seem gay you always seemed gay!” says a very short, fat, bald arrogant as fuck bore who repeatedly asked Lacey out with the expectation that that’s all he needed to do.
“ her friend was extremely effeminate in a very obviously straight way and if she ever experimented with homosexuality, it was an experiment not Lacey her friend and Lacey was obviously straight and she was awkwardly straight is the opposite of what you’re saying. Lacey is awkwardly straight and actually people wonder if Lem was awkwardly straight, but he thought he was gay, but he was just totally fucked up.” says a dead member of that family.
“ if that woman’s husband was attracted to you that didn’t imitate her did it?” asks a woman z
“ no her mother saw through all that and quite certain her father was smart and he obviously did a lot of money but I think her mother might’ve been smarter in some ways.” says Lacey.
“ so her mother understood how to handle men like a geisha, but not because she was a slut because she was probably just a brilliant woman in her own way. At least I have a feeling that there was someone she had in mind who was probably Jewish but I’m sure he was handsome and I’m sure that U2 would’ve hit it off. I’m sorry.” says a woman.
“ so you could’ve easily married, a rich Jew, who would’ve been fully aware of who you were, and madly in love with you, and his parents would’ve been totally in favor of it for some reason that’s embarrassing.” says Lacey’s ex father in law.
“ why are you always say that your last name is German? You never say it’s Jewish maybe you should be more careful with that if that’s really all you are a stupid rich German. A stupid rich, new money German asshole who married a Catholic has a son who is married to a Christian isn’t even Jewish himself and his kids are Christian. Your grandkids are what a quarter Jewish at most they look white for the most part, your grandson looks a tiny bit Jewish, but he might grow out of it and it’s that it’s going to be difficult if if Lem is his father for him to keep being Jewish so maybe you know if she’s not poor don’t assume she’s poor just because she doesn’t seem like a stuck up first white bitch.” says a dead British aristocrat.
“ Blake wasn’t that bad when I went there.” says Al Franken.
“ that’s hard to believe they were not talking about Choate and I feel like it can’t be that markedly different.” says Lem.
“ I just remember kids being that hateful I think you’re hateful.” says Al Franken.
“ you’re right. That woman realize that Lacey and her daughter aren’t and weren’t that markedly different.. Lacey is a genius. She doesn’t have a learning disability but her daughter had a lot more street smarts. And I think she thought what harm are these two gonna get into Lacey is too smart and too good and away well bred to do drugs or really do anything that stupid and my daughter is so much more aware of so many thanks that the end of the day there that unequally yoked friends, platonic friends. And the thing is they’re both very feminine and very straight and whatever happened. The friendship ended if it was even a real friendship, but if it was it ended, they both graduated-and her daughters life was better and someways and worse and others and that’s how it goes is it. They’re both married to Jewish men. She’s happily married. Lacey is unhappily married Lacey married a prize catch of the Jewish community but she’s not happily married and her daughter is on her second marriage, and may be very happily married but I doubt that he’s probably from his nice of a family Class wise. Lacey isn’t stupid. She really is a brilliant woman and actually she could probably win a war, thinking it was just the funnest thing in the world. But that’s the thing she would think it was. The funniest thing in the world just look most wonderful monumental brilliant thing in the world, and there will be absolutely no lie to that and no that’s not how most people would experience it doesn’t make her stupid it just him, it means that at times it’s very hard to follow what she saying see if she was a Scottish aristocrat sweetie. She was probably an orphan literally and she could easily be one now and she’s not loved so she’s not stupid but she’s just not loved, and she’s very well bred very Matrljan very loving, but she’s not loved, and I can manifest in a way that sort of ends up looking like a learning disability, she’s not an idiot. She’s not with Lawrie disability but oh she does lack information that other people have, and they assume that she’s an idiot to their peril and doom because it just rest on her being loved. People are often too stupid to realize that her and I think that her friends family had some instinct, but there was something a mess maybe when they started getting tons of messianic flyers in the mail That’s rather odd.” says Lem.
“ so her mother really had someone in mind potentially who she could’ve used as a contact because he was hot and he wanted good sex and she knew that Lacey would put out.” says Al Franken.
“ well yeah but then think through what you’re saying she also knew that they would probably end up in a very serious relationship because she knew whoever this was was sensitive and sweet like me you look like me, but you’re short how in the world did you not realize that I would she’s really genuinely attracted to you cannot tell me you’re that gullible and that’s part of why we’re talking about Blake because you seem gullible at least he’s trying to figure out who lied to him about what are you evil psychopath or are you very gullible?” says Lem.
“ if Lacey gets pregnant, it better be a ghost scientifically certified myself.” says a doctor.
“ I was of the opinion that when she found out I was short, she would drop her shit and we’d find out what she really thought about stuff and I know we haven’t at all and it’s devastating.” says Al Franken.
“ she’s never going to tell you in that way she’s very reserved. I think you do know what she thinks to some degree I don’t think you like it I was straight I killed Jack and I loved every fucking minute of it. Go ahead and find me wrong I dare you.” says Lem.
“ are you love Billings the lamb buildings from the Kennedy family or are you a murderer?” asks Al Franken.
“ interesting you ask I could easily be that man I really could. That was not a stupid question at all. I’m not that’s interesting isn’t it? I know it’s one of those things that you would expect even if you’re in the illuminati.” says Lem.
“ so she’s trusting God that you’re not lying to her and acting like you love her the way that you acted like you were devastated by Jack stuff you act devastated didn’t you? That’s why everyone thought you were so stunned cause you were told to act surprised I was like you’re struck by lightning is consumed I I bet you acted very well like you didn’t know it was going to happen and that you were devastated. What was that like and who coach do you want that?” asks Al Franken.
“ I am off the charts, brilliant and yet Lacey might be smarter than me in some ways and that’s awful for her but we deal with it. No I am I am shockingly intelligent believe it or not and I I was never gay I taught myself how to be gay I acted gay very convincing way I am I’m brilliant. Lacey thinks that my insight into Torino is absolute obnoxious bullshit. She thinks it’s the most pedantic depressing thing she’s ever heard. Reminds his art reminds her of axman from the 1990s comic book and she thinks of course you’d like X-Men comics when you’re a 14 year old boy. In the 1990s and then she thinks I saw that somehow and thought this is this pure genius. And she’s right that is why I liked it if I was molested, and I never developed my taste beyond like 14 I was sophisticated. I am a genius, but on a certain level it was the teenage part of my brain that had never developed that liked that artist. The artist himself, and I have had numerous conversations, and he agrees with Lacey. His art was not meant to be taken the way that I took it. He meant it in a more confrontational abrasive way, and it’s very likely that I saw beauty and romance and love in it and it really wasn’t there. Not that you know a teenage boy would read X-Men or watch you know dark nights, or let’s see Star Wars and take it extremely seriously and think that it was just the coolest most profound thing ever. But that’s not like classic art that’s not highbrow art that’s a comic book for a 14 year old boy in 1994 or something like that. And if people thought that it was gay, they thought that I was a genius and insightful and I was a genius I wasn’t homosexual and him I liked boobs and I wasn’t attracted or in love with Jack and I don’t think Lacey wants to hear this, but I probably saw a heterosexual sexuality and didn’t even connect the dots when I was looking at that art.” says Lem.
“ why don’t you like Monet is everything Lacey loves snow day and I think we know by now that hopefully we know by now that she likes men.” says a gay man.
“ oh, well, I thought it was too girly.” says Lem.
“ what about degas?” asks a gay man.
“ very pretty.” says Lem.
“ are you more where Lacey but you’re you’re a little like in someways aren’t you were no?” asks a gay man.
“ I thought Jack was an idiot when it came to Hart I was very condescending to him. But in reality I think he might’ve liked Monet and yes, it might’ve been after seeing Monet that he decided to rape me when we were in Europe interesting. He may have realized that I was straight and then decided to react like he will, they don’t narcissist in response.” says Lem.
“ what do you think of Monet if that’s true” asks another gay man.
“ he was utterly entranced by at the colors, the light I feel like he wanted to make love, possibly to me possibly to another man, possibly Monet himself he was in awe of Monet potentially.” says Lem.
“who else did he like?” asks the gay man.
“ indigo actually maybe some people that Lacey would think of so that I’d have to help her and her brain remember it or have it come to mind in someway he liked trying to help her fake art from the early 1900s post war it wasn’t surrealism but he liked him art that depicted being high after World War I.” says Lem. “ not that he ever experienced that himself but it fascinated him.
“ did you just say indigo or they editing that?” asks a reader.
“ she edits this blog when it actually is safest to edit it and yes, they like to play with my words to make me sound like I’m saying things that make them feel better about themselves I did not say indigo.” says Lem.
“ but when Bill Gates talks because of how wealthy he is, somehow he can speak without being interrupted. That’s interesting.” says a reader.
“ honestly if I’m not a psychopath I feel bad for you because I think you probably wanted a girlfriend and needed one and you didn’t get one. That’s psychologically screwed up I’m sorry. I don’t know for a fact that what I’m hearing is true from you, but I think you might’ve killed Jack except I can’t say that because I don’t know what to say about it who like what what I don’t what you told me, but what what what what show what you want to share.” says Al Franken.
“ I bet you never thought that you could be turned into a part of yourself.” says Humphrey.
“ it’s hard to talk about what happen with me with other people. At this point I feel like I’ve been brutally mocked, and what I’m saying actually makes sense, and there is no evidence to suggest otherwise Wobbly’s is bluffing the whole family is, there’s absolutely no reason to think I was gay, what happened with Jack? I was in a position where I felt as though he was a menace he was the president we almost had a nuclear war and enough said. November them if I was straight, he was by rapist and tormentor you ruined my life, but I could never be completely honest about it because I had reasons one of which may have been that I actually was part of his murder, how close to become to nuclear war we had a nuclear war basically I mean if this is a Launer illuminati, we essentially had one, but he will talk themselves out of it. He will talk to each other out of it. They called themselves down but I mean it it was it was beyond talking stages into the planning stages and we were going to have one we were having one and then, I may have been one of the people and other people who were there helped calm the entire situation down but that got to be wearing on my nerves because he was like an idiot. It was like he was this bombastic bitch and then when it came down to it, he had no fucking clue what he was doing, he was better analyzing art. He was better at art and that I was I was better golf. He was better at art. I was better business. He was better at getting high and trying to look pretty for people. I was a man I was straight, and I resent it. I felt incredibly used, and I was but used viciously statistically, an incredibly perverted fashion by a group of narcissistic bitter as hell Irish people who hate it who I actually am, and was.” says Lem.
“ do you think all Irish people are like that or just them?” asks Al Franken. “ I mean there was some bowling at Eblick when I was there I I didn’t experience a lot of it, but I do experience some.”
“ I hated Irish people after knowing them I think all Irish people are like that to some extent but that’s the problem. Why are they all like that? What does that mean? Maybe they’re all terrible people it’ll in someway maybe they’re not and maybe they’re it’s very complicated maybe the Kennedys are in example of what happens to the Irish when they go bad not completely, but a pretty severely will say and so it’s like well they could be worse but they did plenty of damage.” says Lem
“ I can’t there weren’t that many people at Blake were that extraordinarily wealthy I mean that there were some who are wealthy but I can’t say that I have to say that because that that is not Minnesota we don’t have billionaires at every block or or millionaires with hundreds and hundreds of millions at every every street corner sending their kids to Blake.” says Al Franken.
“ you’re right it has an excellent reputation. I bet there are a lot of snobby kids that go to school there though and who are very wealthy. I think the sad truth is what Lacey saying is true her friends family was upper class. They were wealthy, but because they were Jewish because they weren’t living in the $11 million mansion on Lake Minnetonka with a $1 million apartment in Paris, like some of those kids do have, her parents with jets because there are plenty of kids with an extraordinary amount of wealth at that school. I think she did feel the need at her paltry million dollar house in 2002 to be socially careful because she didn’t have the buffer of being white and white, and I am all the money people are Snowberry Minnesota maybe than you realize or what?” says Lem.
“ do you think they snubbed me?” he asks.
“ I would be surprised if they didn’t because they were already suspicious of you. You’re Jewish you may be old money, but probably not in a way where they feel comfortable labeling you that is that true or not?” says Lem.
“ yeah there’s some degree she’s right it’s a very white state protestant white state and she’s right the Scandinavian’s are upper class and prestigious and people from New York. Don’t realize that that’s sad. I bet the Rockefellers realize that I’m sure you realize that and it doesn’t even matter because it’s just reality. I am old money to some degree you’re right, but no I mean I was Jewish I was short and I’m insecure about that.” says Al Franken.
“ I know that’s part of I think what she can’t handle she can’t stand that man anymore. It’s kryptonite to her having feelings for you it’s your toast and it’s not because she’s a narcissist is because she’s been through far too much and has no more patience for anyone to the security because he will just keep using that to try to attack her.” says Lem.
“ I think you’re trying to warn me that people need to stop thinking that you were gay and you said that before but you’re yelling at him partially out of empathy for me yeah, I think the 64 is probably slightly similar to being 56 what would Lacey have had as an experience of like honestly one be unsparing.” says Al Franken.
“ are you the kid from Rushmore? Is there some degree? I am not kid too. Except so is Louis. Lacey would have stuck to her self expecting absolutely everyone to hate her to the point of wanting to kill her. And she would have had very few friends, which was the same experience she had anyway. But she would have been dogged in her pursuit of scholastic, excellence, straight, A’s. She would not have been involved in extracurriculars unless if she thought it was safe, she would’ve been obsessive about getting straight A’s obsessive what was pathologically obsessive about getting good grades. She would have used every single connection. She could find believe it or not to probably get into the world of fine art. She may be a manager or some high-ranking person at Sotheby’s if she got to school there because she has a astronomically brilliant eye when it comes to antiques. Which isn’t markedly different than what happened when she got her inheritance and started collecting perfume. People didn’t respect her that much for it or they did instinctually for a reason. No she has a genius knows a genius, I she thought about being a diamond grader, because with her naked eyes, she could see the faults in the diamonds that most people don’t even notice, and they repulse her, what are the reasons she threw a $10,000 diamond down the toilet in Seattle from Bentley and Skinner is because it was slightly lavender blue and it just made her want to kill herself practically. Because she She said it was her fault, and that her husband husband all this money and shit embarrassed him. If it was him, it was morbidly, depressing to her, absolutely staggering. Emeralds are a lot kinder to her because they have so many flaws and they go I’m green anyway you love green and she thinks I do love green see your friends it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry. And so then she thinks, but diamonds are the things there a stronger stone I don’t wanna burden in Emerald with my daily life how about an emerald cut diamond and that has not worked out how are the emeralds talking to her I don’t know ascot psychics would say yes well if they are maybe you’re not supposed to know that you’re hearing them for your own good or you’re supposed to handle it in a different way than psychics do And that’s part of it. So devastating to Lacey about all of us. But no, she would’ve graduated near the top of the class top 10% and because of her intelligence she would’ve been able to do very well which you’ve gotten married probably not she probably would be a very lonely workaholic who never even thought of love at all. She was think that she was just cursed her life is shit and that she should just try to spend her entire life working and then die, that’s how she would’ve done.” says Lem.
“ you told me this morning that I could be 6 foot four when I died if I wanted to and you know Lacey has great tits play great just a warning.” says Al Franken.
“ no she has saw she does have really great tits a but would you want those tits to be yours for eternity or not? Because I do I really do.” says Lem.
Al Franken laughs.
“The Middle East looks embarrassed as they should, regardless of whether or not to use our trust worthy because they claim to be they pride themselves on it. That’s their name brand is it just false advertising? Whenever you have a problem with a Jew, who is trying to stab you in the back or tear your heart out and feed it to you for supper call your friendly era represent who will help you out of a jam that’s one 800. We care too. That’s right you heard that they’re Sharif there is Muhammad Anders Mohamed waiting to hear for you and your problems. Call one800 eyecare to and see what we can do for you today.” Says a British aristocrat who died.
“I take it there are no old money people in the entire Middle East. That’s too bad.” says Lem. “ you can’t play that game with Lacey. If you’re in love with her, she doesn’t know that she really doesn’t know that at all and then you demand that she think that and then demand that she also be totally OK with you never contacting her you’re either a dead man in the future who feels horrible about what this actually is it’s not schizophrenia people maybe talking about the illuminati so much that one was sort of created in purgatory and she found out about it accidentally or there actually is one and then you can’t expect her to be OK with you not contacting her that’s absurd when she says she would never send her kids to Blake she wouldn’t she wouldn’t it’s not that she married some Jew and put out. I’m so sick of people saying that about her because that’s not at all who she is but that’s the impression Mr. blue once that’s the impression that you’re testing to see if it’s real or if you’re doing that, it’s not working you’re not winning. You’re just antagonizing the shit out of her and you’re doing it for people who are too lost to understand or appreciate your kindness. If that’s what you’re doing that do you tell me that? Why are you not contacting her? If you don’t have an excuse like death what would your reason be? I mean, it’s a schizophrenic trope oh, they can’t contact me. We talk telepathically because you know I think in that no that’s just schizophrenic bullshit and she knows that that’s part of what they’re trying to do to terrify her if it’s real, she’s not a schizophrenic she’s really not I don’t you get that or are you too dumb? Why wouldn’t you contact her? Be honest you’re gonna die on your own sword but go right ahead be my guest because you know as well as I do that a woman who is gorgeous working at Sotheby’s, who is straight and Doggett in her career we probably have broken a few hearts accidentally along the way and some of those men may have been mad that a look down on you when I say she could be a manager at Sotheby’s. I do mean to a rather impressive person, she could probably still find someway to make that happen. If you guys went torturing her to death, she had a cousin suggest that she do that with her life who would know because she had dealings with Sotheby’s when she almost married into high rich society, but the Kennedys I’ve never been a part of, so go ahead explain why are you snubbing, Paula Carlisle‘s cousin second cousin yes well maybe not maybe first cousin once removed and actually Paula was very close to Lacey, so why are you snubbing dear Paula Carlisle‘s sweet little cousin go on and not know the Carlisle‘s are our name in California that is old buddy and yeah Paula had to deal with Sotheby’s so she knows that Lacey could do it herself. Why are you snowing in Park Paula, College Carlisle‘s cousin?” asks Lem.
“ because his mother threatened to write him out of his will, if he ever married Paula.” says Al Franken.
“ no she hated Paula you’re right it might’ve been for personal reasons it may or may not have been class number and they dated for decades I mean she was his live in girlfriend and they still be together now except he moved to Canada and got involved in a cult, but but no, they were together for decades and he he did name one of his yachts after her mother Aasne.” says Lem.
“ does Lacey she has no idea whether or not Paula was snubbed be because of their farming, Norwegian background or not?” asks Al Franken.
“ no it was unclear Mrs. Carlisle claimed to be related to the British royal family would only see her son on appointment and would walk around with a tear on her head. She may have been slightly mentally ill. Paula is also someone of an actual narcissist. A lot of people in our family are narcissistic. Lacey is not one of them, but there are quite a few people that family that can be very mean at times, so Lacey doesn’t know if they had a personality conflict that was real or if it was classed, not free, it’s on clear, I think people thought it was class not worry to some extent and a nurse release he goes. What the fuck do I even care because they were together for like decades I mean she was spreading her legs they were sleeping together they had a marriage essentially for decades and then they put the marriage ended but I guess they all grew which other they just never legally got married so then Lacey thinks what the fuck is the point it’s just bullshit it’s just meaningless bullshit anyway so if a man really loves you and he’s too dumb and his mother so much of a crazy bitch to respect you who gives a shit?! Innoway, she has respect for the class system and in the way, she thinks it’s just narcissistic, anal retentive, bullshit.” says Lem.
“ Carrie that’s interesting I get where you’re going with that.” says an old money, white man of certifiable quality.
“ oh hi lovely how do you go on I love to be worshiped and praised.” says Lacey ready to kill him but restraining herself. That was said mockingly.
“ so I take it then that you could’ve easily married into the Carlisle family if you’ve been gay given your Pedegree?” Lem asks Al Franken.
“ no probably not first you’d objected to me being gay and second of all she probably wouldn’t like me either.” says Al Franken.
“ I couldn’t have married into the family that woman would have liked me. She would’ve thought I was a Golddigger. You know who she would affect Lacey she would’ve thought Lacey was just kingdom come, she would’ve thought Lacey was just the cats meow really she would’ve been very possessive of her daughter-in-law, she might not have been mentally well but no she would’ve adored Lacey. It’s not funny.” says Lem.
“ what does your mother think of Lacey? What does your family think of Lacey?” asks Al Franken.
“ I might not have been reincarnated really that might not be in Christianity. If I was, she’s terrified of offending her I might’ve had a loving mother who demands that were both of her for both her kids, and not in a perverted way and now I am that would be hard for you a lot of people to understand today how much my mother actually would love to see Anne does, it wasn’t just a class issue. Her mother did have problems with the farming background or I’m sorry his mother did have problems with the farming background but if she had been just slightly different might not have been as much of a problem Paula is very likable she’s kind of bourgeois but she’s not actually bourgeois she’s in an old money family but she can be a bit first one at times, and that may have been with irritated or on a class level because Lacey would have thought the tiara was strange. She would’ve thought that One was possibly mentally ill, but she would’ve related to it and felt sorry for her, and terrified of becoming that herself, and then she would’ve examine the Tiera thought. What is this, are those real diamonds? What are they who made the crown? Where did it come from and those are no questions Paula would ask here’s the thing though if Lacey’s illegitimate that’s part of the problem with his conversation she’s part of that family and yet she looks Dutch old buddy, and a and the mother that raised Lacey look somewhat British because the seas were British and they’re actually from the 1700s that woman would’ve known that as well and that would’ve ingratiated her to Lacey’s mother even though Lacey’s mother is not as beautiful as Paula, or as pleasant and I think Paula did just give up and go whatever I’m in love and Lacey had respect for that.” says Lem.
“ how is his mother feel about Paula now?” and Al Franken.
“ should be pretty much fine with it. The next times have proven themselves and society well enough for that woman to have fun at peace with the marriage. And you know honestly if you’re that bored with Lacey, we don’t need to keep talking you can just admit that you were never in love with her and that you were just trying to be an asshole.” says Lem.
“ do you think I’m capable of being that part listen sadistic” asks Al Franken.
“ I am so fucking Louis. Absolutely I am Linn Billings. I probably killed Jack using the CIA because he raped me. I’m sorry I’ve lost people who are middle-class L don’t understand how vicious someone like you probably is Lacey does and so do I I don’t think she would count on you to be that in a sense because she assumes you’re human, and if not a psychopath capable of real genuine love, but could you be that sadistic to someone? Yes of course you could that’s that goes without saying a lot of people are like that in politics she knows that an embarrassing thing is she says stuff like that also, I love you little Ethan, Paul, Dixie think oh hell fantasy Ariel and the problem is people say that facts are like hell you’re hot shit because they’re intimidated by her worldly and and brilliant she actually is, she’s not your average staff or she’s not your average intern would you have tried to sleep with her? Oh hell yeah you would’ve been grabbing her. You would’ve been flirting with her making a total fucking ass of yourself no matter how short you are you know it took a lot of balls of you not to admit that I was extraordinarily impressed with your lack of honesty and candor so have a nice rest of your day.” says Lem.
“ I know how to sound smart that was my entire life trying to seem smart when I’m not so yeah, just a quick brilliant insight him what was it? She only looked up your height when she thought you didn’t give a shit about her that’s what it was. Thanks.” dats JFK.
“ make my day!” says Mr. Blue.
“ what the fuck does that mean?” says Lem.
“ do you know what it means asshole!” says Mrs. Blue.
“ actually I really don’t I can guess but could you try to explain more or is that just to 582? It’s 25 anything OK? Um my best guess is that what you’re trying to say is that you think Lacey married you in your imagination instead of a Rockefeller because she was after your 4 million that is from your ass covered in your shit and so she didn’t want to marry a man worth 20 million who she could’ve easily found or 50 million or more, because she was obsessed with shit that covered your money you’re a poop is her dream come true as the bubbleheaded idiot that she is so because she was so genuinely obsessed with your poop she said damn I know he pulls most of his money out of his ass with his bullshit but I would really like to get a close-up smell and look at it with a magnifying glass you know and you I don’t know that’s an interesting theory. I don’t think that’s likely she doesn’t have a fixation with analyzing feces. I don’t know who told you that yeah you got that impression somewhere I it’s an interesting theory but it’s not true so you’ll have to just let go of that eventually I’m sorry.” says Lem.
More later.
“ maybe she’s a lesbian and she’s sleeping with Eliza lam or she controls the world using her. Because she’s so ugly.” says an ugly actress.
“ I feel so bad for her. I feel so bad for her Lacey I feel so bad for you.”says Al Franken.
“ wow wow I bet you do. I bet you really really do at first I was afraid to be so sarcastic because I didn’t want to hurt you and your fragile brilliant feelings without realizing you probably are just full of shit my word are you a psychopath?” asks Lacey.
“ but you’re right that is quite an attitude. My word does she need a spanking? No you never do that she’s not arousing enough hurt her dress really are not white sad I know what you claim to be able to see them. What do they look like?” asks Lem.
“ if I actually did or did have feelings for her, she really doesn’t know that.” says Al Franken.
“ yeah and you better pray to God very carefully before you die so that when you die you’re able to sort through that it’s rather tragic isn’t it?” says Lem.
“ are you ever going to try to track him down or contact him or call him in anyway?” asks a woman at NBC in some realm.
“ you know I sent one fan email to Mr. blue one confused email that didn’t make any sense and another email that explained the last two emails and apologized and gave him my phone number. All three emails were sent over a period of two years. He only responded to the first one and that’s fine. I don’t give a fuck at the end of the day by choice. The last time I sent anyone in that organization any contact of some thing whatever was in 2017 so I sent three fan messages will say from 2015 to 2017 3 emails 3123 and that’s all I never called anybody I never found anyone he might’ve called me because you people stock my blog, there’s proof I have screenshots with an actual phone number and the FBI cannot take that from me that’s illegal. He called from a radio station in New York City if I could find that phone number no I could possibly work with the FBI but why would I even do that because they already know anyway if you guys are real, you’re the dumb ones I have never called any of you you may have called me I don’t know how many times trying to prank me you trying to harass or scare me that first time in New York I mean get a fucking clue I contacted him three times via email and that’s all I liked couple of his posts on Twitter. Actually it was more than a couple but will say a couple because it’s fucking Twitter and it was a fucking post and I liked it And I might’ve been the first one 20 times to like it 20 times in one year and I was what one of 1000 people to like the post but I was the first one 20 times if you contact me it is obvious that there’s an illuminati and you people are idiots because I have never contacted any of you other than three times via email and none of those messages read is crazy The first one probably literally said you’re really good at your job. I am a fan. Thanks so much for doing a good job and that was it and then he responded my pleasure and put his initial or some stupid crap like that. The second one was two sentences about Catholic spirituality, it was very random and that was all that I said I said Catholic Christian Aliti is dangerous and that was it and then the third one was this very long winded email about how I had met someone who looks like him and I was confused and the person gave me their email and I had sent the last message to him and that person both Was there someone pretending to be him I don’t know who is it is Mr. blue OK but that’s all I’ve done that’s it you could make a phony evidence, but then you’ll be accountable for making up false evidence to attack a innocent person who’s just writing incendiary blog that scares you because it’s frighteningly accurate and insightful And how dare a woman use her first amendment right to free speech to mark the elites by insinuating that there’s a real illuminati when she’s a dumb ass on TikTok, we can handle it but a woman writing a blog whose great uncle was named by the king of Norway, and it makes sense well hot. Damn people might think they were minorities real because this woman is a fucking expert. I’m not an expert I might be more brilliant the most people that doesn’t make me a fucking expert you dimwit.” says Lacey and Lem as one.
“ OK so L you made up feelings for her because you feel bad for Mr. blue wow and the fact that he has no legal way to defend himself even though he is tricked her into using his name that he pretends to have in a normal way we’ve been through this before, and Mr. blue is very threatened. He is connected to the Jews, but he’s not Jewish himself, and there’s a reason he would use the person he mentioned as a human shield if that’s not who he really is, he’s a very evil clever man.” says Lacey
“ OK so there’s nothing we can do to prove to ourselves that we are superior to you and that pisses us off because that’s all we live for. That’s the meaning of our entire existence we’re probably going to hell and any happiness we have is right now and we just you know molesting kids and enjoying the crap culture of today and then we’re gonna go to hell for eternity so and I know we’re superior for that we’re like the coolest people to ever live and we just want y’all to know that we’re gonna go to 2023 Bitch!” Says, “ilumiNATTI corporate.”
“ so ilumiNATTI corporate is like the illuminati?” asks a perfume hater.
About The Weather by Tom Rosenthal plays.
“ jewish men really are handsome aren’t they?” Lacey says to Lem.
“ yeah I know I see what you mean. But go on what is it?” asks Lem
“what is it? They’re coloring the dark hair that’s often very sick and there’s like a sheen to it. It’s just it’s something about some thing about their their noses and the way that they’re fits the face. I don’t know how to describe it but they do you have a amazing sort of rugged Mediterranean beauties them.” says Lacey.
“ ha no I don’t like hearing that and honestly I don’t really see it the way that you do but I can’t objectively see it and I mean you’re obviously you’re not going to be thrilled by this but I think that’s why they put a lot of them with the platinum blondes the contrast guess the blonde hair the dark.” says Lem.
“ yeah I know but this is so stupid. This is why I do agree with Joe. I don’t think everything has to be such a sharp contrast. It is sort of abrasive after a while it’s sort of monotonous.” says Lacey.
“ but on a personal level, am I the only man you would’ve ever actually throwing yourself at you never threw yourself at Joe sort of threw yourself and Harold pope, but not really is it just me.” says Lem.
“True. What’s your point?” asks Lacey, hurt.
“That you’re mine.” says Lem.
“ I don’t know if that means that I think it might mean that I would be better off in another universe. With my kids.” says Lacey.
“ you don’t mean that.” says Lem.
“ gonna start a fight bitch?” says Lacey, she spits.
He laughs. “ you’re still coming on to me.”
She sighs in exasperation. “ that’s cruel.”
“ I don’t agree that the blonde in the dark are monotonous I think they’re repulsive.” says Lem.
“ they are you’re right, but no one believes you and I know it’s true too.” says Lacey.
“ it’s very American. It’s what madman was based on but it’s repulsive. I’ve never letting you go and yet that I am just you’re not you’re not doing I am they’ve made it so that I can’t talk to you because you know who I am but they wanna understand what I’m saying otherwise, it isn’t so, you are better than the Carlisle‘s you know that I am I think what you’re baffled by is how they don’t get how crazy they are.” says Lem.
“ yes that’s exactly right I don’t think Al Franken or really any man who is handsome I whatever height realize how totally dismissive I am of it at the end of the day if it’s meaningless.” says Lacey.
“ you really don’t think you’re jack?” asks a gay man.
“ no I’m sorry I really don’t think I am.” says Lacey.
“ that makes me angry. It makes me want to hate you. I was going to be lame with my boyfriend this Halloween and you’ve ruined that which means so much more than anything. I guess I’m just devastated so I’m going to have to leave because I’m just too upset.” Says a gay man being candid.
“ do you know if Al Franken ever reached his block or finds you remotely attractive Lacey I think you’re just gonna have to let him feel sad and stop protecting him because I don’t think it’s gonna work with that man.” says Betty White.
“ I don’t know how to do that. I don’t know how to just let people be sad.” says Lacey.
“ well, that was nice of us to shoot ourselves then.” says a Nazi from earlier in the post.
“ I heard away, but then your dad maybe you shouldn’t be” says Lacey.
“ yes, you should go eat I promise I am not going to harm you or anyone else who doesn’t deserve it if I’m not in hell I am incredibly happy.” he says.
“ is it wrong to buy emeralds you know what I mean.” says Lacey.
He seriously thinks. “ yes ha but everything that western people buying western society is evil. At this point there’s basically nothing that isn’t evil in Emerald Isn’t Emerald.” he says.
“ what about old emeralds like old for or old diamonds?” asks Lacey.
“ I am yes that is far superior morally speaking you’re not wrong I would always suggest that, but that’s my personal opinion essentially.” he says.
“ how was the Earth so just sister excess? It’s so nice for the kids.” says Lacey.
“ yes, I agree speaking of Mr. blue mom agrees they really did Snøw you isn’t that tasty?” he laughs.
“ oh, they tried they tried, but they’re incorrect. It’s exasperating this stupid did they succeed?” asks Lacey.
“ hi demand a recount on a few of your conclusions it obvious there’s nothing to do with our network that’s arbitrary bullshit and you and I both know that it’s not the illuminati that’s also bullshit and you know that it’s not how happy they were. That’s just moronic, although it’s deep and sincere and real but they’re not that deep necessarily, I think they snubbed you on a matter of taste.” he says.
“ where?” asks Lacey.
“ your tastes are from my time is 2023 you’re out of date even though your Tayser superior and your correct person nothing was popular at the moment but I think there’s a tiny bit of wiggle room for them to have snubbed you based on the calendar.” he says.
“ but they’re taser disgusting and putrid” says Lacey.
“ who is course but it is 2023 you no argument against that.” he says.
“ but then that just means that we’re devolving.” says Lacey.
“ yes, of course but that doesn’t matter when it comes it’s not very, and you know that.”
“ oh, no, that’s true. Oh well as there’s that I can do about it. Where is the goddess blow up the Earth?” asks Lacey.
“ well, when you die someday I’m sure you can talk to me about that and try to make an extraordinarily convincing argument.” he says.
“ when he listen, it’s hard to believe that I mean I’m not trying to solve having a healthy or not maybe but what was he?
“ yes.” he says.
“ Oh goody, I will have to have to wait for any sort of happiness fuck that shit I don’t say that disrespectfully to speak to God, hopefully more does disrespectfully to all currently living adult humanity.” says Lacey.
“ you included or not?” asks the Nazi.
“ I wouldn’t give a shit if God blew up the entire fucking universe. I am so unattached everything other than for my kids and that’s his design that’s love we have a ternal souls were not just dirt so other than for humans and I would I’m saying blowing up their ass I’m not talking about destroying destroying human souls they go on I just don’t like the concept. I think it’s total fucking shit, so no I would like to just end this shit show and I’m not the only person that feels that way, but I don’t want to be a raptor. I just want to blow up the whole universe and then we can all just go to heaven, or go to hell and just be done with this shit show there’s no point I have no fucking clue. It seems thinking it’s completely ridiculous. It’s gone on fire too long if I was if I was the only human I would just be like why are we here just and just and there is nothing on this earth worth living for absolutely nothing and people are too stupid to realize that notice of their approval is even meeting us at this point for the most part, so no I mean it meant something to people still existed whatever the hell that is but no there is no human alive who is an adult right now that I would be concerned about just blowing up the Earth and saying well of course you’d have to read them their last rites in someway which is where the end times philosophy is fantastically fascinating but no if you could read all of humanity the last rights and now it’s just a shit show. Just blow it up it’s not serving anyone it’s just nonsense.” says Lacey.
“ I think the meeting of the world cease to exist, for everyone given the power of the illuminati and the global super power of the United States at that time when wobblies wife hung her self, and died.” says Lem.
“ yes because if we went to far it jumped the shark all this compassion bullshit jump the shark and then the whole thing just became a farce. Is it redeemable maybe but this point it’s just bullshit right now there is not a single living adult that I would think wow they were should be safe so they can enjoy the sunshine. Fuck that, I would just blow up the whole earth. I was sad about anyone to go to hell but no it’s just fucking shit at this point and I think you’re right I think it might’ve been when his wife hung herself because it just was too fucking much. It was just too fucking much.” says Lacey.
“ no you’re right it’s repulsive cause I mean first he was married to this woman from Indianapolis who is this is Harley like you minus your tits and your face in your ass but whatever she’s slightly seemed like you it was creepy as hell. And then he was off fucking everyone else because he’s so straight he’s probably not I am straight plus a sweetheart he’s not and neither was Jack and I tried to call him and it’s like you’re gay like your uncle you’re like your uncle right over his head that he just keeps going around screwing every which fucking which way this bitch here is that bitch there are three bitches, and you say for bitches on Wednesday in the morning seven on Wednesday in the night seven yeah, he may have gone up to 12 at one time women in the same room, I have no idea how he service 12 women and I don’t think they were serving at other. They might’ve just stood there waiting for him to do stuff to do that and then there was three bitches on on Friday for bitches on Saturday and half a dozen more on Sunday And those bitches all got to be high and some guys laughed about it thinking they were real hot shit that went on and on and on and on and on for almost a decade never got sick of it and then his wife slept with his brother I love you That Marie I didn’t mean she was already there but whatever and then they got married and then she killed her self because of some dumb ass name is Cheryl fucking hides Her ass like are we done now because Mary look like Jackie does it does he have any male lovers? I don’t even know who it’s like that would make too much sense but no it doesn’t have any male lovers probably is never fucked him out of his whole life, even though he’s probably mostly just gay, but we’re not supposed to know that and then we’re supposed to thing OK Marie looks like Jackie maybe he’s turning a corner and it’s excruciating to him giving a shit about those people they’re obnoxious fucking assholes and you’re supposed to care and then his wife dies after they’ve built this shit hole where there’s TV screens everywhere she gets a tour and goes. Where is the picture music picture? Where is the ceiling? Where is the door, I know Mary it’s a house. Congratulations you’re an architect. She is such a self important asshole but she was sad and it was and it was people felt for her. He didn’t even notice what a jackass she probably actually is. It wasn’t subways he was too busy fucking every which way with him he never quit. He probably still doing that right now and then Cheryl came back. I am a blonde who is in a TV show. I just know if I bat my heels together and say there’s no place like home that he’ll be faithful and she meant it 100% and the entire DeVol liberal America with homework you’re you’re right absolutely a man and then I got married and then he cheated and now she wants to kill her self just like Mary and you and I are both going OK and it’s just too much you’re right it’s too much no it’s given who they are and what he was supposed to be in could be because of how crappy the whole family is and they were not supposed to know that it’s just it’s too much it’s just too much that it it’s.” says Lem.
“ so Lacey and lamb are pure 100% lead free top great dark chocolate there’s no gooey center I may have thought she had a chair in the middle middle or somethings squishy and I don’t think she does. My wife is a nut bar with a mellow middle it’s very tasty, but I do like chocolate. I’m kind of a chocolate covered cherry myself or well there’s it’s a very thin layer of chocolate people love love me they do because the chair in the middle is delicious and then I’m a very thin coating of mostly dark chocolate no, I am exquisite people adore, adore me. I don’t think that’s what Lacey and Lamar.” says Al Franken.
“ I was a cherry, dark chocolate bar. I’m like that, but I just have a slight head hint of cherry.” says a dead Queen.
“ you know sometimes a persons just ready for a chocolate bar is it just like chocolate that much?” says a chocolate lover.
“ yes Alicia mama Dowrich other they don’t know what this is all
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