Nothin’

“Last night I went along with Cheryl and Bobby to California from the meeting. It was dull other than for the moment I disappeared.” says Michael.

Nothin’ by N. O. R. E. plays.

“Bobby really believes he can alter reality by lying about it enough like most narcissists do. I’m beginning to think we’ve wildly underestimated the narcissistic ability to make chaos through their psychosis.” says Michael. “They really might be genuinely pathologically psychotic at times.”

“It’s pathetic.” says Lacey.

“Lacey…you’re going to have to adjust your expectations. I’ve reread the article about Lem and I think it’s obvious the Illuminati is lying to you on purpose.” says Michael. “They listen to your conversations with him on purpose to find ways to narcissistically attack you. It’s mindless on their parts. They don’t have a real point to anything they’re saying.

“He was a soulmate?! I can’t think of the last time I read them literally call him a soulmate.” says Michael. “No they used that intentionally. Because you literally have been trying to argue rationally with them that he’s your twin flame lately.”

“This is an attempt to explain away what he was telling you in the abuse he experienced in the shower and play with your head and scare and intimidate you. He was probably almost killed several times. I think they know that. And they’re lying to themselves about that particular incident. They’re actually scared that that’s proof of the supernatural and that JFK was actually genuinely trying to kill Lem from the beginning like he claims. But…they’re hopeful and psychologically attached to the lies their parents and elders told them. Which is something to empathize with…except these people are running the Illuminati and threw you down the stairs. They’re full of it and their inability to honestly and maturely examine their parent’s lies is just part of their malignancy.” says Michael.

“That sentence makes no sense.” says Michael. “He was gay because it made him closer to the Kennedys? Or the people on the Kennedy family asked him to be gay?” He laughs. “No! The Kennedys loved homosexuality? No! The Kennedys were sexual pioneers? No! No…I’ve got it now. But it’s shitty writing. They mock your intelligence and have since 2016. Erin. Chris. Matt. They do that because they’re narcissistic. Your writing is far more complex than they’re used to? Or what? Because you never say something this stupid. And if it looks like that it’s because they’re dumb. And this is dumb. It actually is offensive. …But if I read their weak minds…and think like a con artist…I can guess, at best, that they mean to say that the family were so amazingly progressive that they accepted Lem even though he was gay and that it actually…made them like him more. Because…as activists they say an opportunity for social justice warrior greatness. And obviously that’s bullshit. And it scares me how people will read that and take it seriously, but there’s not much I can do about it.” says Michael.

“I’m mad.” says Lacey.

“I know. They were far from being social justice warriors in that original family and that wasn’t even a thing back then.” says Michael.

What Up Gangster by 50 Cent plays.

“Oh my god! They were soo social justice warriors!” says Cheryl Hines in her emphatic, whiny way.

“Yeah! Eunice wore gender neutral clothes.” says Bobby. “All Kennedy women do.”

“Bobby…I dare you to explain.” says Michael.

“Michael I can’t do that.” says Bobby.

“Why!?” asks Rod.

“Because!” says Bobby, grinning.

“Because you’re scared.” says Rod.

“No. I’m not. I’m not scared.” says Bobby.

“Yes! You are!” says Tsar Vladimir, laughing.

“No. I’m not scared of you.” says Bobby, laughing too now.

“What was the point of that article?” asks Michael of the magazine.

“To harass Lacey on behalf of Bobby.” admits a group of California Boomers in the Illuminati who are voting for Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Just to annoy her a x make her cry?” asks Rod.

“Yes. He’s that petty. Sometimes.” says one if the Boomers. “We find that if we give him what he wants he’s a lot easier to deal with.”

“Sounds like Jack.” says Lem.

Got Your Money by Ol’ Dirty Bastard plays as JP Kennedy shakes and twerks his ass. It’s hilarious.

“Bobby…your grandfather wasn’t a real gangster.” says Lem. “Lacey’s father ran things.”

“But not in a real way. He just owned a lot of shit in the Midwest.” says Bobby. “Right?” he asks his campaign manager.

“No. That’s not how it works.” says Michael.

“Yeah, whatever.” says Bobby.

“Bobby! Come on! Tell us!!! Please!!!” begs Rod.

“What??” asks Bobby, chewing gum.

“Tell us about your social justice warrior family.” says Rod.

“Man…you sound more like fans than haters. But okay.” says Bobby. He scoffs.

“I really wasn’t a gangster! I used them. But I wasn’t one of them.” says JP. “People don’t understand that anymore I guess. But no. I had ties to lots of people. And I was a bootlegger. But…not like Thomas Banks. He was old money establishment and he was a real gangster.”

“Establishment?” says Lem.

“Yes? No. Okay. He was old money. But he had…a lot to do with those people.” says Joe Kennedy Sr..

“Yes! But old money is old money.” says Lem.

“Fine! I’m mad.” says JP.

“Okay! That’s not my grandfather. No one could intimidate him. Especially not Lemonade.” says Bobby.

“Lemonade?” asks Cheryl, looking scared.

“No. Everyone called him lemonade.” says Bobby.

“Yeah. We did. And sometimes we called him Lemon-Squeeze. And Lemonade. And Lemony-Snicket.” says Rory, desperately.

“Lemony-Snicket!?” asks Billie Eilish.

“Yeah. We invented that.” says Kerry Kennedy.

“No…you didn’t!” says Joe Biden.

“Yes. We did.” says Ethel.

“Ethel, did you molest Bobby?” asks the CIA.

“No!!!” says Ethel, scoffing.

“Then why do you tell Lacey that?” asks the CIA.

“Listen…I’ll write the post. It’s not that difficult to let her channel you. Obviously. I mean what was that last night?” says Bobby.

“That was my ghost.” says Michael.

“No! It wasn’t! It was some trick.” says Cheryl.

“No. It was me.” says Michael.

“No. We figured it out this morning. Bill Gates just knows something about alien intelligence. Okay? He has table money.” says Cheryl.

Table Money is open, legal net worth. Pozzy is illegal money controlled by the Illuminati. You can use it for personal expenses and they look the way…but you have to pay the equivalent of association fees. The less table money you have the more the Illuminati controls your Pozzy. The Kennedys don’t have much Pozzy to use for personal expenses because they have very little Table Money left.

No. Joe Kennedy Senior wasn’t old money. And he wasn’t a real gangster. But he was a bootlegger.

Paradise Circus by Massive Attack plays.