Ivan, Boris et moi by Marie Laforêt plays.
Agua De Beber by Sergio Mendes & Brasil ‘66 plays.
Bobby Kennedy Senior stands in the ocean.
“Go take a shit in the ocean!” yells Dr. Faye.
Bobby stands there and then looks down and sees literal pieces of human poop floating around in the ocean.
He thinks. Where did the poop come from? Not the sewer system. If it was from the sewer system it wouldn’t so formed. He blinks. He thinks. He looks around for other people.
Nobody is there.
“It’s my poop.” admits Bobby Kennedy Junior, finally.
Take Five by Dave Brubeck plays.
“FUCK!!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Senior. He kicks the ocean with his feet in a rage. He beats the ocean up. He wrestles with the ocean.
He floats away.
He floats away.
“Where am I going?” he asks.
A short while later he’s floating in the middle of the ocean.
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“Where exactly does this go? Or am I just stuck here now?” he asks God.
“The Bahamas!” says Mary Richardson.
“Mary…I’m trying to be with Ethel.” he says, sitting-up.
“Then come to the Bahamas and I’ll just leave the Bahamas.” says Mary.
“Okay. I guess?” says Bobby.
“Well look…there’s no where else you can go.” says Mary. “Based on your location in the water.”
“Okay?” says Bobby. He shrugs.
“You’ll be here in an hour. Just try to enjoy the water.” says Mary.
Bobby floats to the island within an hour.
When he lands on the island he emerges from the water looking like Halle Berry in James Bond. The sun glistening. The water. His vibe. Except he’s a man.
Mary is waiting on the beach starring at him. She regrets her attraction to him but he’s just so darn attractive. She sips her pina colada and considers.
“Hey! Hey, Mary.” he says, fully aware of his affect on her. He, like most Kennedy men or is it Fitzgerald men, LOVES a scene.
I See Your Face Before Me by Miles Davis plays.
Bobby grabs a pina colada and sips it with a straw as well. He stands there awkwardly letting her feel all those sad…uncomfortable…hurtful…tragic…feelings? Or what? What is Mary feeling? Regardless, Fitzgerald men love a scene. They love scenes.
Mary crosses her legs and rests her head on her arm attached to her elbow on the countertop.
The music shifts back to Agua De Beber by Sergio Mendes & Brasil ‘66.
Bobby stands there squinting. Sipping.
Mary laughs. Rests her head in the palm of her hands. Rests her elbows on the counter.
He stays true to the scene.
“Why the fuck are you doing that?!?” finally yells Mary at Bobby.
He smiles and shrugs.
And at that Diego hallucinates Chris Hayes shoving Estée Lauder Advanced Night Repair up his butthole. Not the bottle but the serum.
“I need more!!” Chris yells.
“Why?!” yells Kate.
“It’s make my butt tingle.” he says laughing.
“Chris, that’s okay! That’s okay! But why?” asks Kate. “Why more?! It’s $100 for a bottle.”
“WE CAN AFFORD IT!!!” yells Chris.
Kate falls apart into tears.
“How much did they spend?” asks Mary.
Diego hits his head. Cries.
“Diego! Stop talking to me! You’re getting a hallucination!” says Mary Richardson.
He walks off.
“Why are we okay?” Joe Kennedy Senior asks Lacey.
“Why do you insist on embarrassing me for being superior?” asks Lacey.
Joe laughs. “They spent $5,000!!” says Joe to Lacey.
“On Advanced Night Repair?” asks Lacey.
Joe nods yes. “He uses it everywhere. Every day.”
“Along with the placebo effect?” asks Lacey.
“Indeed.” says Joe.
“My goodness. The trouble is…sometimes people like him get in the way of actual progress.” says Lacey. “How does one make progress in alternative medicine with narcissistic people ruining that compassion-protection for humanity as well?”
“Yeah. You’re right.” says Joe.
“Narcissism. It’s evil. Just like murder is evil.” says Lacey. “Evil is evil. But…at times some people are doomed.”
“Yes! That was always my understanding of the Holocaust.” says Joe Kennedy Senior.
“Wasn’t the problem then that the Nazis were evil too?” asks Lacey.
“Yes!” says an old Irishman.
“It’s sad. And can you see why I want to end the world?” asks Lacey.
He laughs. “What went wrong!??” he asks.
“Are you done with your scene?” F. Scott Fitzgerald asks Bobby Kennedy.
Bobby cries.
“That lad knows he’s in trouble!” says the living old Irish man.
Bobby tries to play it cool.
Scott pulls Bobby away by his ear.
Rose nods. Smiles, sadly.
“What’s wrong with him??” asks a dead Kennedy.
Rose cries. “Fine!” she says.
Mary looks awkward.
Diego comes back. “It’s time.” he says, cryptically.
“Time for what?” asks Lacey.
“IT IS TIME!!!” yells Diego.
“Time for what?” asks Lacey.
And at that Diego runs into the ocean.
“I’ll be right there!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
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