Maus

O Fortuna from Carmina Burana as performed by The London Symphony Orchestra plays.

Hitler rides on a chair. Noble and brave.

The song has a false end, it’s eternal. Be careful.

We’re immortal in Christ.

Are we immortal in Hell? Would Satan ever tell you? What even are you in Hell anyway? Are you a human or a doll? A bug or a bird? Do you exist?

It’s a beautiful musical loop. Wagner is a genius. So is Ralph Vaughan Williams.

Say It Right by Nelly Furtado is what we hear.

Casi Brooke Hart was Chris Hayes’s kryptonite.

Casi Brooke Hart was intoxicating to him.

Venom by Little Simz plays.

“Why do you need black peoples to defend both of you from other white peoples?” asks a black woman in Illuminati.

“Because nothing matters.” says Chris Hayes.

“Then give me all your perfume Casi.” says Lacey. “Now! Mail it all to me!”

“Yeah. Your boyfriend just said that nothing matters.” says the black woman in the Illuminati.

“Caught you!” says Michael Rockefeller to Casi and Chris Hayes. “You do think something matters.”

“Casi doesn’t really care about perfume.” says Chris Hayes.

Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet plays.

“I do!!” says Casi. “I would never part with my whole collection.”

“Yes. You would.” says Chris Hayes. “People like us aren’t attached to wealth. That’s why we’re elite.”

“Oh! Like we’re secretly wealthy?” asks Casi.

“Yeah. It’s just a matter of getting it if we want it.” says Chris.

“Yeah. Like Don Draper in Mad Men.” says Casi.

“Yeah. We’re like Don Draper in Mad Men.” says Chris Hayes.

“We are that special.” says Casi.

“So why does it bother us when people like Lacey have money?” asks Chris.

“Because they pretend like it means something.” says Casi.

“Yeah. Like it’s not kismet.” says Chris Hayes.

“See it’s the whole farm delusion.” says Casi. “The dumb Norwegians just were given that land up there for free because they sucked Tsar Putin’s cock.”

“I’ve heard this one!!” says Joe Kennedy Junior, sincerely.

“Yeah! The Norwegians are spiritually aware more than most people. So they time traveled on Viking ships to suck Vladimir Putin’s penis.” says Casi Brooke Hart, sincerely.

“What!?” says Chris Hayes, feigning disbelief

“Gee! Why do they need black peoples to defend them?” says a dead black man.