Hilarity Ensues

Lalala by Y2K & bbno$ plays.

“Let’s talk.” says Lem to Chris Hayes.

“I just heard a story about how you bought Playboy magazine to masturbate because as a good gay little man you didn’t wanna have sex with women because you didn’t want to turn them into sluts and you also didn’t wanna have to marry them because you weren’t in love with them and you were like a Puritan or something. And so instead you just bought like Hustler or Playboy or Jug or something and fucked off in your hotel room? Okay…but you know what else? You bought Fizzies and the guy didn’t know that…and he told you they weren’t meant to be eaten because he thought you were an idiot. Why didn’t you understand that they were meant to be dropped into water in his mind? Why…did he think you were too stupid to realize that and thought they were candy?” says Chris Hayes.

King Of Hearts by Little Simz plays.

“Than Henry VII? I doubt it sweetie. No, that’s a bit vainglorious.” says Lacey.

“I completely agree. Bourgeois people reference people like me and it’s actually quite irritating. Thank you.“ says King Henry VII.

“Are they bourgeois?” asks Lacey.

“Bragging in that way suggests that they are. I don’t think they could be far more complicated than that.” says Henry VII.

“I love how they had to alter this to make it evil. But we’re on the same page, right?” Lacey asks King Henry VII.

“Yes!” says King Henry VII.

“So you can’t reference Henry VII when you’re making a song and brag about being better than him if there’s some bitchy Prussian aristocratic listening?” asks an angry woman.

“How do you know that there’s not someone listening will be even more angry?” asks a dead woman.

“Why has it taken you so fucking long to talk to me? The last eight years have been Hell practically or something. I’m sorry for swearing.” says Lacey.

Tap In by Saweetie plays to mock Lacey.

“You’re just bitches. You’re just bitches. You’re just trying to find a way to make Lem gay because you owe Bobby a favor. I’m not a fucking idiot just because I’m white, jackass.” says Lacey. “Tap in, cracker.”

“ I told Lacey that she had no respect for the street and that that was one of the reasons that I was so irritated by her was that she had no respect for her obvious Street culture within herself. I couldn’t figure out why she wasn’t more respectful of her street background why she was being so pretentious when she was so clearly Street the same way that Casi probably thought she was a poor peasant white woman from the south, the problem is Casi didn’t realize that she was right but Lacey was actually an aristocrat from the south and that she doesn’t really understand white people outside of her peasant background. She projected a lot of stuff onto Lacey and she read the Kennedys that harass Lacey instead of Lacey and her psychic meanderings because she found Lacey attractive I think and the problem is Chris you’re right Lacey is street but she’s not street trash like Erin your friends that she wants she’s straight but not straight trash and what you fail to recognize is how complicated other people can be. She is street sweetie but the street and her is actually in aristocrat, she’s an aristocrat but OK that’s not quite right. The street in her is aristocrat I had to say that because your mind is just gonna jump in 1 million places right shit she’s aristocratic but the street and her social real and it’s not some thing she was being disrespectful to because she’s an aristocrat, she wasn’t being pretentious and it beyond words that we’ve had to explain this to you. Tom Banks is her father. That’s how she seems straight to you psychically that’s how it’s authentic. She is Street but she’s not Street in like a hood type of way sweetie she’s Street in a way that I don’t even know if you understand but she does Harrell Loeb was very straight, so was F Scott Fitzgerald, so was her father, but her father grew up in wealth. It wasn’t straight wealth across it was wealth. I think you think Iowa had some huge metropolis in it that her parents lived in and they owned some sort of 7-Eleven that’s not the case or that somehow you into it it’s some thing about Iowa culture now and how you know him trashy it was in the 1800s no they were aristocratic crest they were merchants they didn’t just on a corner store. They were very wealthy. Her father told her that she didn’t even read that online. The father that raised her told her that Tom was Dutch English, and something else you could think of what it was. I swear her father told her this when she was a little girl, the father that raised her so you have to keep track of what I’m saying, the father that raised her told her that Thomas Banks, her actual father was Dutch English and something else but that’s another conversation. She actually forgotten that he told her that until Tom himself is a ghost told Lacey that they were Dutch they may have also been somewhat German, but now that Lacey was told by Jim that they were Dutch or he wondered if they were Dutch it was like Dutch English and something else or something that he said he may have even been somewhat Norwegian, which was preposterous or Swedish or something. You never know we can get mixed in there oh, that point he was talking to himself, but the father that raised her was a pedophile and he was telling Lacey this because pedophiles are very complex people psychologically, and they compensate for the gaps in the relationship. Sometimes that doesn’t exist by imagining that they’re both people, they’re psychotic and evil depending on the person meaning that sometimes they can be psychotic. Sometimes they can be evil sometimes or both I want it I was always both but there could be some people that are that confused if they’re just psychotic potentially maybe not the pointers I think he was trying to talk about her ancestry in a really weird way, but he was like I think that Thomas Banks was Dutch, English and Norwegian maybe right or was it something else? Oh that’s the problem he was not Norwegian at all. That’s a sure tell right there that he was probably telling his daughter accidentally who he was just raising that that’s what she is she’s Margie and Tom and then he do, I say, old time you know I mean kids are so much like their first like their father when they’re the first born, that they somehow old is genetically end up being like the first like their father, he had a theory it was like a huge, almost like eugenics, but he believed that the first born tended to genetically prefer the father more than any of the other kids, he was an anthropologist to some degree naturally of an anyway, so no, he ended up telling her all the great many things about a great many things and his imaginary relationship with her poor man and that way, because there was no relationship he was also evil, but in a sense I think it’s sort of funny and sad, because I think he imagined that there was the conversation between them and she was brilliant, but it wasn’t she was listening, but she was still a child.

Lacey’s father did not sell her into a hostage life. That’s an attempt to make her a peasant that’s not what happened with me at that very clear you forgot because you got excited and your ego she’s not a sex slave they’re aristocracy sometimes do abuse their children that all of them thank God and sometimes presents do as well, but we’re getting off topic.

And the truth is, though no, Lacey‘s father was a normal loving man Tom her actual father was a normal loving man, and he, as far as we know, would’ve never abused Lacey that was his daughter, and he wasn’t in sane thank God or evil, so or both and so things are fine as long as she was with him, but less you forgot he was 88 when he conceived her yes he was at Vero and his 80s and he started a relationship with Margy eight years previously.

Hey, so seemingly so when he was 80 is there a fucking my birth mother Marji?

The point I’m trying to make Chris is that you’re full of shit on a certain level you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about. Lacey grew up in West Bloomington not the street the street you’re sensing on her is the street and Humphrey Bogart who is also old buddy She is Street Chris, but it’s Street in a way that’s a lot more sophisticated in New York and difficult than I think you wanted to except she’s not got her trash street is complicated. The aesthetic of the mentality that is part of who she is is complicated how did she get that way if she’s illegitimate, sweetie biologically from her father, holding her and conceiving her at her first nine months of existence, he might’ve talk to her occasionally in the world, he loved her as his daughter and he still does. If that’s his biological daughter, he held her he gave her bottles. He turned in to daddy so he would say it was a very middle class, but it wasn’t it was human and he was a good father, for about two or three months, possibly and then, because he was old being a good father that he was he tried to put her basically up for adoption, but in the way that he would do it being the Overlord that he was in so he try to find some perfect little opportunity and one fell into his lap when Jim and Becca‘s daughter died. I’m sure it seems like the most miraculous perfect thing I know it sounds totally insane but they waited for two months, trying to probably find a place for her. I don’t know who they called. I don’t know who they talk to but they were looking for two months For someone to take her if she’s biologically illegitimate, they looked probably all over the United States. Potentially they considered Margie‘s family. Margie didn’t think her family could handle it. She thought they were to judge metal. Jim has said that himself that Margie‘s family was very judgmental. I think Joe died. I am I think the problem is that they were they were judge mental do you understand they were judgment? Do you understand what that means they were vicious people in their own way towards their own because it’s like, how did Margie get pregnant from some old man you or how did Margie get pregnant? You know at all when she’s not married and this isn’t her child from some married man that she was married to know they were they were fruits they were very middle-class people very uptight and they thought they thought they were do it. They were Norwegian they probably thought that that it was despicable that Marty had done that to them, and herself, considering that Margie wasn’t married to the father of the child How dare Margie how disgusting so this is a sweet little baby they were talking about Lacey was a very sweet little baby that was before the whole world practically broke her heart so Marty‘s family was too bitchy to except that Margie it was pregnant with Tom’s daughter, and Margie was too bitchy herself to handle it appropriately And Tom was too old and sweet and senile and stupid as a human. As we all can be to realize that Lacey was growing up in the 1980s not the 1950s not the 1920s not the 19 tons the 1980s and so therefore, it was perfectly fine for her to be raised by Thelma if Alma was competent enough as a person, but he probably was worried that Thelma wasn’t trustworthy with his own child as much as know as much as he slept with her and they were love he he may be didn’t trust Alma and thought is that I’m gonna kill this poor child out of jealousy for his late wife because he knew that if Lacey had been born in the 50s, Rito would’ve wanted to possibly keep the baby Especially considering that it was conceived by a very intelligent beautiful stewardess and the baby was just so darn cute and the baby looks like him so Liz Lacey looks like Tom and if Rita had laid eyes on the baby you know sweet little innocent Lacey, looking like Tom sucking her thumb read it but I thought oh fuck it this is mine will just tell people that I was in fertile or something we had to use some sort of surrogate And people might’ve believed it they really might’ve because they never had kids so they probably would’ve just said that’s our daughter we had to use someone else she’s our little Ishmael or something they may have made a joke that Lacey was there a little Ishmael not because they were Muslim But because they were intellectuals and they would’ve thought it was an interesting little commentary probably not on the Jews but probably just on you know humanity they were that deep I know it’s an awkward joke, but that’s the banks OK no she’s not a man I’m not gay I’m not semi married to Ishmael That’s Rita’s joke about the fact that Tom slept with the stewardess and conceive Lacey and not with her does that make sense?

I think the idea is that they understand that the Muslims love Ishmael and that could’ve also been Rita’s way of trying to tell people listening just because she’s not. My daughter doesn’t mean that I don’t love her there might not be an insult to Jews there at all I don’t. I don’t think she would’ve told that joke around juice because you’d read too much into it, if a Jew made a joke it would be pretty much the same thing so that these religious intellectuals so it’s just sort of a silly joke. Oh she’s my little Ishmael. Does that sound like a joke that Humphrey Bogart his friends might make yeah so that’s who you’re talking to that’s the street in her Chris she’s not pretentious It’s Street culture that makes jokes about her being illegitimate my referencing the love that the Muslims have for Ishmael.

I wasn’t offended Chris that that drug store salesman or call him insulted me I don’t know that he was trying to even insult me. I was actually hurt. I was possibly devastated that might be a real thing that actually happened that someone told you from the other side that that was one of the lowest moments, possibly in my life and someways, because I didn’t have a wife, I thought it was gay, and then there I am with my fizzy’s trying to comfort myself, possibly even in my imagination, subconsciously thinking that I was going to brag to the women in the magazine psychically, or to some ghost or something that I created fizzies so she’d fuck me and enjoy it and yeah, I probably cried when I was alone in my room after he said that to me See it I’m straight there’s proof there’s not sad that I have to share that though. That was possibly that that happened. That was possibly a very low moment in my life it is it’s a heartbreak. It’ll be good for a movie I was handsome just find a really tall, curly haired, brownish haired guy with glasses Cast him he looks like me make him sad make him straight with and make him sort of act gay in a weird psychotic way where his eyes bulged out and you’d have me what’s pathetic is that people were so backward Chris that they didn’t know that I was straight and they still have a hard time telling The recording of me you can hear that I’m straight, but it was a lot more obvious at times that I was straight possibly especially when I get drunk and I might’ve known that and tried to compensate for it by laughing very loudly and very high-pitched. why? Because I thought I was gay is not pathetic is not tragic, is not psychotic, except I actually wasn’t technically psychotic, it was a crazy thing to think but I wasn’t really actually psychotic.” says Lem Billings.

“ are you actually Lem Billings?” asks Chris Hayes.

“ yeah I am I’m on Billings and yeah I was straight Chris why didn’t you do more background research I mean come on dude you could have done more research. I’m almost trying to cover for you. Why didn’t you research it more?” says Lem.

“ I was lazy I was busy I was smoked out I was drunk I was not prepared. No I know that sounds crazy but you’re right babe. I was not prepared and Erin researched her art and weird surmised that it was like East Bloomington. We didn’t realize that it wasn’t pretentious and then there was an actual difference between West Bloomington an East Bloomington when she was growing up there still is, but I doubt it’s pronounced as it was when she was living there.” says Chris.

“ you’re right starting in probably the late 1960s until probably the 20010s it might I don’t know it go it waivers no I have that wrong probably until maybe the mid 2000s W. Bloomington was very clearly upper middle upper class and East Bloomington was the hood there’s parts of East Bloomington that are street but it’s street in the way that Minnesota is but there are parts of of east Bloomington that are like there’s actual street culture what you fail to recognize and I am flabbergasted the air and doesn’t understand us, East Bloomington has Kennedy high school West Bloomington has Jefferson. Lacey went to Jefferson high school the cut off for Jefferson, his friends Avenue or used to be but the cut off for east versus west. Bloomington is actually the highway so technically West Bloomington starts after you cross the highway.

The highway of course is 35W so when you cross 35W headed towards Eden Prairie, you’re in West Bloomington technically. That’s where she grow up the cut off for the schools is France Avenue. It’s possible that that’s what became confusing and contentious as well but then that’s where you have to rely on Lacey to not be lying to you constantly like you assumed that she was.

I think it’s likely that you had some psychic to do a terret card reading that you took far too seriously we’re Erin was this cursed peasant ugly bitch and Lacey was the aristocrat and she assumed that aristocrat was her and that the fat ugly bitch was Lacey know that psychotic based on France Avenue. OK here’s where she grew up will show some pictures and then we’re gonna really go out it because this is this is what happened I mean Diego did this to us so let’s talk about it.

That, damn Diego, right? Dammit, Diego. Dammit, Diego. Damn, damn damn Diego.

Beep by M. I. A. plays.

This is literally the apartment where Lacey grew-up.

And that was in the 1980’s and 1990’s. Her parents were poor by choice. But they made the equivalent of $90,000.00 today. They both had college degrees. University of North Dakota and Minot State University. An Art Degree and Anthropology & Sociology Degree. But they chose to be poor. It was a choice. They gave $150,000 to their church. Literally. And spent $100 to $200 a week, every week, literally starting in 1990. This is fact. No exaggerations. No…exaggerations.

The apartment was owned by a Jewish man named Seifert. He lived in a nice house further into West Bloomington.

Her parents could have owned a house. They made a net income every year of $90,000.00. That’s enough to own a house in West Bloomington.” says Lem.

“No it’s not 90,000 a year is not enough to own a house in West Bloomington.” says Erin Gloria Ryan.

“ 90,000 a year with no debt Aaron these people had no debt they had no debt Ehret and they had a savings of probably 20 or 30,000 maybe even more they might’ve had a net worth of 200,000 actually but that was their retirement so essentially they had a net worth potentially of oh 300,000 400,000 in their 50s and no debt almost at all they might’ve had $15,000 in debt and then they were leasing their car eventually but they owned their car for a few years so they owned their car they it was a Toyota Corolla and they probably made the wise choice of having a savings account of some sort for retirement so they had somewhere between 20 to 200,000 maybe 300,000 400,000 with inflation in their 50s as a net worth and then they gave with inflation about $300,000 to their church. They chose not to buy a house. They spent basically $400 on groceries every week because they bought the best of everything but not like you know to a crazy degree, but she grew up eating organic, having the best vitamins, the best orthodontist the best skating lessons the best viola lessons that were feasible financially I mean they probably spent maybe 100,000 on lessons for her and braces at least before she went to college maybe over 100,000 and just private viola lessons skating lessons, and braces.” says Lem.

“ OK fine I will I’m realizing that I have no idea what I’m talking about so how much could they have a farted what kind of a house cause they had bought I I get it like they had useless degrees and they were spoiled brats who went to Egypt on their parents dime and spent their time in Vietnam and Myrtle Beach with gay men smoking pot and performing in the opera, no supernumeraries I know that’s all fact too. I know that now anyway, it’s hard for me to believe it’s like it pisses me off and makes me want to kill some thing to find out that’s really who she is because then she’s just better than me, and that just makes me furious him because what the fuck what the fuck I thought I had her I found out that she lived in an apartment in Bloomington and I got so fucking excited. It was like a Jesus moment it was it was a Jesus moment I went around the MS NBC news room and I said you guys I just got some really good news. Turns out at that dumb bitch she’s been stocking me on Instagram who thinks that I am like I don’t know beneath her or some thing with her a little stupid perfume collection. I mean she thinks that I got everyone right damn fucking bitch right fucking fucking dumb bitch I just found out that she grew up in an apartment and we were so fucking excited. John Walsh was excited I was excited Chris was excited because it was newsroom gossip and we were just like oh my God I knew it I knew it said Rachel, I knew she was poor. I knew she was poor because of us when you grow up in an apartment it means you’re poor.” says Erin Gloria Ryan.

“ yeah that’s what we’re saying Erin that’s part of it were saying her parents were evil they did spend their time in Vietnam in you know a nice peoples houses, smoking pot and being in the opera Carmen her father was an extra and Carmen that’s a fact that being said that was why they were evil I mean her father was a pedophile and he molested her. I know that doesn’t mean anything to you because you don’t understand what that means anymore but he was evil so her father molested her. He was the father that raised her, not her actual father, but the father that raised her Aaron was evil. He didn’t really want to have to deal with certain things, and so he was hurt he was he wasn’t. Although him because he actually’s always been rather embarrassed by his time in Vietnam because he actually is gay lame was in the ambulance corps in World War II and I don’t think he was embarrassed by it because he wasn’t actually gay and I don’t think he realized the joke that was being made about his homosexuality and his asthma and and glasses I think he got it sort of but he wasn’t gay. It wasn’t that he was too stupid and flamboyant to get it, it was that he had asthma and he didn’t realize he was tender hearted and didn’t he just went over his head he wasn’t gay Llosa had terrible vision and someways and I mean so it wasn’t that bad but it was bad enough and so no, he mean he struggled and he ended up that was the best he could do with his gay voice and he was actually quite proud of himself. I don’t think he knew that that was even a thing potentially because he wasn’t gay and he did actually fight in the war so some gay man what is that? Oh, he’s just sort of a little sissy but that the problem is Levi thought he was gay and so then he try to be friends with those men and then they be weirded out by him, because he really wasn’t a little sissy in reality I mean he talks like one, but he wasn’t actually one, so he may not have made the most friends with people like that because he was in the interior decorating but then when it came down to it. He was sort of a slob and he had maggots in his sink. If you didn’t tell him you’re coming ahead of time enough to visit him in New York, so some gay men may have tried to be friends with her sissy brother and it turns out that he wasn’t a sissy. He just had asthma glasses maggots in the sink and no wife I am certain they were just walk away confused why you even been funny at times in the 70s considering how self-destructive he was anyway um, so no he just didn’t know he didn’t know he was proud of his ambulance efforts and he was he was proud. He was proud. He was proud of his ambulance efforts. That doesn’t mean Lacey has ugly tits or that he’s an idiot, he’s not he he just he he thought that was the best he could do I know it doesn’t mean she’s ugly. It just means that you know him it took him a while to realize that people were secretly laughing at him behind his back for being gay I think he thought they were laughing because he had asthma and glasses but then he realized later maybe that’s not why he was sent to the ambulance corps and I think that was possibly confusing to him because he thought old is yours that it was the glasses in the asthma, not his gay list, but that he invented because he thought he was gay because he was molested.

So no they they would put things in their crockpot they had a crockpot they made chicken actually she could probably share some really good aristocratic Nesheim recipes but we won’t do that. Will just let lemon joy them yet. Her family was I mean they were ahead of their time too, but no they they were very upper uppity and yeah she was maybe a bit of a snob, but she didn’t realize she was a snob in the problem is she still doesn’t know that because to the middle class in the upper middle class having a house is what essential him what they are purchased with their meager $90,000 a year will find out.

that’s an impressive house and it would’ve looked a lot better because Lacey‘s mom who did have an art degree was actually very good at decorating. How would they have a $460,000 house and a $90,000 salary they had no debts basically or they could’ve very easily, and actually they had 15,000 and dad just refresh your memory at most which would be 30,000 most today possibly less and they had a savings of maybe today 100,000 they could’ve put 50,000 out 50,000 down and then probably you know, I found a really good deal that they always manage to sort of charm people Lacey‘s not like them. She’s probably not even their daughter they’re extremely charming people, so they always found these really smart realtors and if they found just the right one I just the right time this could be their house believe it or not this is about the kind of house that they could’ve had but they chose instead to spend 300,000 on their church essentially I don’t know if they actually believe in God or not family I might know but Lacey has no idea necessarily because it’s unclear why they were donated 300,000 to the church was it because they cared or was it a form of abuse? They were very abusive people but they were aristocratical money and they actually came for a family that raised them. Well she did have private skating lessons, ice-skating, figure skating. If you’re sounding pretentious, she did have viola lessons every week, it was like I don’t know 100 11010 150 a month or something I don’t even know that can’t be quite right but it wasn’t cheap it was maybe so I think it might’ve been 100 a month I know that sounds insane but it might’ve literally been 100 a month yeah I know and nowadays that would be what like 200 or something a month Preville lessons, but in the skating lessons were a gift from her grandmother and those weren’t cheap either I mean I don’t know how much they paid and she had. do you know new ice, skates, and him they practiced the go around the different lakes and go ice-skating go figure skating and kids picked up on that and they bullied her because of it because it’s very bizarre. Dad perfectly straight teeth a perfectly clear skin because her father spent $50 a month on skin care products for her because she had acne arm I know that was just like well maybe I think there’s only $50 a month for proactive and now would be I don’t know it was she spending 100 and hundred and something of every month for skin care but she had perfectly straight teeth. She perfectly clear skin. She was perfectly mannered was very intelligent, very well bred, and then they lived in an apartment not this house, and even his house would seem strange because of how well bred she was to people who knew what they were looking at and then wonder what the hell was wrong with her parents, but they avoided those people by living in an apartment because no one knew what they were looking at just like you, Aaron and your expertise at MSNBC which is just bullshit that’s a bullshit station you looked at Lacey and you couldn’t read the situation and you almost to Steve. I mean Lacey might’ve come on I’m not even gonna comment on that you miss read Lacey because you couldn’t see through the superficial bullshit of evil people partially because you people are so stupid and evil yourselves, but not entirely because Lacey and I both know there are evil people who are elite, who knew exactly what was going on. They knew that her parents were molesting her. They knew that she didn’t know they knew that she was a normal kid who wasn’t actually gonna end up being weird at all and she’s not, they knew that her parents were probably eccentric and that they had come from a nice family when they were probably the worst people in the entire family and that she was just very unfortunate but then being evil and upper class their choice their reaction was to just not give a shit They didn’t snub her because they weren’t stupid. It wasn’t noble Lisa bleach do not snap her now it was just them being smart, and having brains they’re evil you idiots was not that it that they were. How do I say that they’re evil was not that they were hold on their evil was not that they were a, we’re kind to a poor person, and then you know stepped on peoples hands or something when they were homeless they’re evil was that they were nice to her because she was one of them, but then they didn’t care about her humanity enough to tell her that her family was screwed up, and that she probably needed to learn how to take better care of herself.” says Lem.

“ that’s not that great of a house it’s only 460,000 90,000 is not that much I’m worth hundred thousand now and I’m only in my 40s I went to the University of Notre Dame not North Dakota when people see you and D on my car they know it’s not a fake and I’m sure your parents put stuff on their cars to riot. Oh my god!” says Erin Gloria Ryan.

“ no they would’ve never done that because they’re not like you and actually USD versus UND a sort of a sad thing because Notre Dame is for poor Irish Street trash that thinks it’s going to make it big kind of like Rudy except maybe not quite that poor I would ever send my kids to Notre Dame. It’s a football school just in reputation. It’s a shit school. It’s a shit school based on a sport for Irish people there’s nothing prestigious really about that, but that being said, I’m not a total imbecile and I know that it does mean something to a lot of people and so out of respect for that all right that’s nice. You were a butch bitch and so you went to Notre Dame..

I went to Princeton that’s an actually school. The University of North Dakota is it’s a state university. It’s kind of like the University of Michigan or the University of Minnesota or the University of Iowa. It’s a it’s a State University and that’s where her father went. His father had a bank account provided to him Because they were that well off he had his own private bank account growing up that his father put money into. I think his father put like $6000 in 1965 will say into a bank account for him and he had a school paid for and of course he didn’t pay for any of his college education, and then he got a four year free education given to him for his service in Vietnam, that he spent in Myrtle Beach partying, and being a supernumerary in the opera. He literally went surfing and was a surgical tech in Myrtle Beach. That’s literally where he was during Vietnam. His older brother went to Annapolis and was already educated from the University of North Dakota where he was the president of his fraternity in the early 60s when it still meant something. And Jim being the gay nutcase pot addict that he was with pedophilic issues or spent his G.I. Bill on his three year nine accredited degree from Bethany’s school of missions in Bloomington Minnesota. So he had a degree that he might’ve even graduated fairly well. He loved his sociology anthropology classes, but he didn’t like anything else because he was just doing departing. He did he did protest, but that was mostly because his friend who is later, the editor in chief of the Grand Forks Herald His friends yelled at him and you know it said what are you doing other than staring out a window to fight Vietnam and so Jim was shamed properly by his friend Mike something or another and he he yeah he started protesting it was a protester he protest in Vietnam so he was a Vietnam post protester home because his friend Mike, something another who ran the Grand Forks Herald eventually was upset with him. How did they become friends? Mike was poor by Jim standards. Yep support him and they grow up nearest other, but he eventually ended up without being friends with him at the University of North Dakota, I had him anyway that was sort of the thing him so it was Mike that what was his name not Michael Jacobs say I used to have all that stuff through Lacey but her brain is being so viciously attacked that she can’t think of it anymore but anyway so I’ve been Mike Jacobs but anyway so no the thing is that’s who she was raised by all right so she was raised by people who spent her money on pots to get it from their parents and close and probably alcohol. What is $6000 today in the bank account? $it’s about $60,000 so Lacey‘s grandfather Ray Craft gave Jim her father $60,000 when he went to school and his own private bank account and he spent most of it on beer and pot it’s possible that’s the only money he gave Jim as his private bank account for all four years so he was supposed to take that 60,000 he might’ve given him a little more and something tells me he gave Ron a little more. He gave Ron 60,002 but he probably gave Ron a little more and that’s why he became the president of his fraternity, but that being said Jim took his 60,000 and bought close and pot but it wasn’t legal this was the 60s and alcohol and I don’t know what else but no he spent 60,000 over four years mostly on pot alcohol and clothes although I’m sure he bought books as well but are in probably other things that he needed but not like he was supposed to I mean, would that be nice is Lacey his daughter to have a parrot that gives you 60,000 and pays for your education and says major and whatever you want do whatever you want. Just do the best you can do, that’s not how she was raised but that’s how Jim raised. That’s how Jim was raised. That’s how Bryn was raised. That’s how Mike and Karen were raised. Those are her uncles not uncle and not but that that is not that is not how she was raised she wasn’t given a private bank account with her sole name on it of well I think it was his his old name of 60,000 who her father gave her $250,000 after she got married at a lot of that money was controlled by Mark her legal husband. so he decided to major in anthropology and smoke pot but he still maintain that he was straight and then he married Becca Becca, who is an atrocious woman, and then somehow convinced Margie to let her raise his her daughter and why was he working for Thomas Banks as his personal assistant essentially because his father refused to give him money Jim needed a job and his father refused to bail him out and so he worked for Tom. It was a meager job, but it provided it pay the bills and he got the job through his bisexual. Best friend who had been a personal assistant before and no time is not gay and sleeping with them, Jim and Dennis who met her Bethany school admissions were meticulous. Dennis is an excellent nurse and brilliant nurse, and Jim was a very good secretary and being stared typically gay and they really they were very good at taking care of top out and that might be why Tom trusted his daughter with them, no they really didn’t know that much about homosexuality back then they knew somethings about it but they didn’t know what they know no necessarily they may have somewhat known more but they didn’t really know that much more so anyway.” says Lem.

“ let’s meet at seems upper middle class!” says Rachel Maddow.

“ that’s absurd you’re missing a lot of information there all the sudden Rachel because you’re focused on the fact that he only gave her son $60,000 and you’re missing the part where he may have given him $200,000 if he done well in school and I’ve just been a parting little bitch which is actually very old money upper class in the 1960s Rachel.” says Lem.

“ fine he cut him off?” says Rachel.

“ yeah this is fact Rachel at least he’s never realize that $6000 is $60,000. No, she’s never done that inflation math. But yes, he cut them off. He gave him 6000 his freshman year and she can’t remember but she worries that he spent most of it within six months to a year on what her father claimed was drugs and close but I don’t even know he might’ve treated people to restaurants to try to make friends, I don’t know I can’t imagine it was that expensive to buy pot and alcohol even if you were almost constantly drunk, but now that is where he became friends with with John Belter, who was labeled himself, and his families always labeled themselves as old money but the thing is, I know he wasn’t just doing that to become friends with them That that’s absurd that’s just how you know that’s just how he was so much more would have given him how much was he spending on the education itself? I don’t know, but the university of North Dakota is the best ones and probably maybe even is the best school in the entire state And all four of his kids probably were supposed to go there but things fell apart with Jim. Ron did extraordinarily well but then Jim went there and anyway I didn’t go so well what happened with Jim in the money yeah he spent it all how much more would he have gotten? Will ask Greg he’s here, he would say the equivalent of almost 90,000 so yes Ray Jim’s father paid for his entire education and then gave him would’ve given him the equivalent of about oh yeah the 150 thousand for just books and expenses.” says Lem Billings.

“ oh, that that is a lot of money.” says a man.

“ you know it is but that’s not where the class is she became the class of ship the idea of the private bank account in the 1960s itself combined with sending him to university of North Dakota in the 1960s the fraternity Annapolis I mean all those things combined are how I arrived at the idea that they were upper class and really old money but that’s just me being raised by an anthropologist sociologists. OK let’s get back to me though and how I was raised.” says Lacey.

“ so you were raised by abusive parents, who decided that they didn’t even want to raise you in a normal middle-class house, upper middle-class house because they were abusive and then they were also abusive and donating 300,000 with inflation 150 at the time two missionaries and their church.” says Chris Hayes.

“ yes Chris and they were trying to donate that money to be popular with people either. They really just didn’t give a shit about me OK?” says Lacey.

“ the problem is Lacey if we met that they don’t give a fuck about you then we can’t be human us and we would rather sacrifice you and destroy the world then stop being humanists.” says MSNBC.

“ I actually you could be humorous, and still understand that she was abused. You just have to admit that you were wrong.” says Woody Allen.

“ but no one loves her body and that’s very weird and then it’s like her parents don’t love her at all. What the hell is that acceptable if her parents don’t love her at all and there’s no meaning to anything.” says MSNBC.

Nothin’ by N. O. R. E. plays for Chris Hayes and his “street culture.”

“ what the fuck your parents that you are weird people!” says Ray Bradbury.

“yeah they were. They were very bizarre people.” says Lacey.

“ like people I think you’re weird sweetie and you’re not you’re just way out of your time but your parents that raised you really are weird weird people.” says Ray Bradbury.

“ they are yeah they’re upper class old money and they’re evil. They’re very evil, but they’re sort of eccentric evil. The most people just don’t quite into it because it’s so eccentric. Yeah they are. They’re quite weird and they’re they’re loving in their own way even though they’re not really loving people necessarily and they didn’t love me but they were loving in their own way at times and I do credit probably Christianity, if they believe it all or just Christianity in general and their attempt to seem Christian and convince people who really were probably and also the class that they were raised in.” says Lacey.

“Umm…so…MSNBC completely screwed-up. And now Bobby Kennedy Junior is considering being a gay prostitute to pay his bills.” says a dead man.

“Okay nuts. I can’t place her in the middle class even.” says Chris Hayes. “She’s just upper class old money.”

“Yup. So what happened?” asks Lem.

“I don’t know!” says Chris Hayes.

“Well…Diego told you. What did he do?” asks Lem.

“God can’t undo what you all did. To avenge Diego.” says Joel Osteen. “I’ve checked. Why? Because…people don’t know about the Illuminati.”

“Chris…you’ve destroyed the American middle class.” says Kenneth Copeland. “To defend Diego you all accidentally cursed the American Middle Class.” He thinks. “You made them act stupid to deal with Diego’s hurt feelings. You were that in love with Diego. That you used your Illuminati privileges to drive the world insane.”

“How’s the afterlife Diego??” asks an American woman.

He can’t answer. Why not? …IT’S NOT WORTH IT? People should be able to figure out the Diego of this blog for themselves. You can’t figure him out? Why? It’s not that complicated. He’s either a cover. Or he’s real. And if he’s real…he’s suffering. And if he’s a cover…who is the Diego? A dead homeless Hispanic man. A dead Hispanic man who died crossing the border due to Global Warming.

“I’m not going to explain.” says Chris Hayes.

“Why?” asks Lem.

“Look…Diego was offended. He felt that she should be…in awe.” says Diego.

“The lower class is getting smarter. You haven’t had to deal with them to harass Lacey. So they’re bystanders mostly. And they don’t seem as…confused.” says the Illuminati to Chris.

“We hate her. And she was never loved. That’s all.” says an English actress.

“What?!? So sex isn’t everything? And not everyone is loved?” asks a Boomer.

“Yup.” says a homeless man.

“Lacey’s not unstable or evil or stupid or defective. She’s dying. But she’s quite fine.” says Jung.

“So why?” asks Freud.

“Because…she’s…loved by the alive-in-Christ. And God.” says Jung. “And…she was raised well.

“So Diego…what happened?” asks Freud.

“I came on to her like we were going to spend eternity together potentially, but that I was too stupid to understand that and I needed her to help me. I acted like I was in love with my wife when you first met, but that I had fallen out of love with my wife because she was hardly ever home and we just weren’t well suited for each other and then I acted like she was kind of an idiot, who didn’t understand anything about what was really going on behind closed doors and deep state and I, I was a total asshole to her. I insulted her, but I kept Channeling an energy that she believed it or I sort of kept channeling some sort of lie that was getting her interested in me because it was fun to have telepathic sex with her and I didn’t realize how much I was humiliating her by doing that it seems like a great way to humiliate someone but that’s not what happened necessarily I was actually trying to just get laid and I didn’t care and I thought the supply is working this energetically I don’t think I even consciously realize that it was an energetically but essentially that’s what it was. It was an energetic lie that worked hard to get her to sleep with me. The idea is that it’s like I could say anything I wanted and she’d sleep with me because I was rich, I know, and if she thought I was really attractive and because she was so good at explaining perfume and I could tell she was intelligent even though I wasn’t treating her like that I I decided that I would just sort of sort of fake it and get laid you know the thing that doesn’t make any sense though as if I’m not real how Did I not anticipate that she would perceive me a certain way or something like that you know the thing is a you’re dialing her brain right now because she’s insulted Bobby and you people are just a Satanic organization and I said just because it’s your not that great you’re just a coven that keeps secrets and controls people with your secrets Being a member of your organization doesn’t mean much when it comes to social class it it it means something when it comes to having money or proximity to money that’s dangerous to not control. The people who are in the illuminati are all over the place when it comes to social social class it has nothing to do with being elite. The people who are in the illuminati are purely in the illuminati to control society there would likely be a maid in the illuminati but you couldn’t rule it out because it’s not about being elite. It’s about people who are controlling people and you used to say that at the beginning of this to harass Lacey to some degree but I don’t think you realized that you were saying that but that’s all that it is and that’s the thing if that’s what it is an elite people who are in illuminati are probably not that loving, or they not decided that safe for them to share that with the people report like Chris and myself they use people like me and Chris because we’re too stupid and bourgeois or middle-class or trashy in our background to understand that we’re not elite just because we’re in a meeting and we’re fucking people that we don’t We don’t necessarily want to be in the illuminati and so the idea was to tell us that it was elite and find people who are smart in someway with an stupid another way to get us to be controlled because if you find someone like Chris, who’s a dumb dimwit, will you can control with his ego and alcohol and trips. You know to some stupid locations everyone goes to a new Mercedes every three years you don’t have to pay him more than 1 million a year and he’s satisfied, because he’s not very bright. If he was more like Lacey, it be harder for him to control his temper about certain things coming from his background, and the problem is in the past the old money would control everything that mattered that has changed since the Kennedy administration and actually since after World War II as well so after World War II, and then after the Kennedy administration, it became almost impossible for the elite truly to control the illuminati and United States And around the world because of that because with the rise of the middle class after World War II, it became impossible for the elite to manage the illuminati and that’s you know the problem and Lacey may have intuitively sort of understood that thing is I’m too poor I’m just I was I was too poor And it was too creepy. They went to far with controlling people in the 20th century and like I am too creepy. I know I’m his body double and then I’m living their house in their basement loom actually Hispanic my name is Diego they went to far Call will he went too far regardless if I’m a real person or not And people started noticing that they existed so there’s some hope for the middle class if Christian people and anyone reading this blog wants to try to reverse something it’s difficult because they put a curse on pretty much everybody and everybody in relation to everybody who she could deal with because they were so obsessed with making me feel happy Why because they’re very very pampered they don’t think of themselves as people hardly anymore this, the people who are in the illuminati who are helping him or people who have like 100 million or people who have even 10 or 20 million them and why were they doing that because They’re so pampered Lacey is not that pampered Queen Elizabeth wasn’t that pampered the Rockefellers aren’t that pampered, so why are these pampered people not the old money elite for the most part it’s people who have 100 million whose grandparents poor really poor not poor like they had a farm poor that was wealthy and had oil out of that were there just hoping someone would eventually be able to figure out how to drill out no it was people who whose grandparents were Trailor trash in the worst sets, but who then became rich themselves who what are the problem they’re the ones who are pampered because they don’t understand what’s going on. They went from being very poor and having a horrible poverty mentality, but still understanding how to work and hustle, and you know they were after the money they were after the ego to being extraordinarily rich and it’s not about money with Lacey being pampered she could have billions and she would never go on what you guys did because of who she is and if she was raised all the same way with me I don’t know I’ll have to sort that one up, but she sees the danger and everything She inherently sees the danger and everything and it’s just part of her personality so she’s had shared nightmares when she was 10 that she was overdosing on drugs and dying, but she never used drugs before, and it was so harassing to her that she can became terrified of cigarette ass And that’s packed with her I exist or not that was when she was 10 and she never use drugs never smoked never drink because she had such a strong sense of what could happen these people don’t have that sets necessarily they don’t have that sense and so when you put them in charge of me kind of dead when you put them in charge of illuminati With their middle class uppity stupid as hell feeling of superiority they just want to be nice and have friends and eat pizza and get manicures and have the latest facial products and the latest cosmetic procedures so they could look moderately better looking and they would otherwise, and they don’t understand What they’re doing because they have no context the money or solves things for them that’s what when Don Draper says to Peggy that’s what the money is for. It’s a post to be about this. What should be or does that sound? That’s not been set that sat because that was put into madness and I’m sure stuff like that subliminally made. Lacey feel safer than she should be if there’s an illuminati because she assumed that people were deeper than they are Which is probably why she wants to in the world because what the hell I mean even if this is the illuminati what the hell you can’t control everything perfectly and things are too evil and too fucked up. You have to just call it quits and cut your losses and that’s between her and Christ And Linn Billings. The thing is the thing is that’s what they think it’s like that’s with the monies for and they just pay people they just pay people they just pay people and then their problems pretty much always go away you just pay pay pay and that’s part of the Kennedy fortune is gone is that they paid people off they keep paying people are paying people off to Salem was gay paying people out to say the Bobby is a good person and some way they pay people off Pay people to stretch truths and make facts out of lies horrific lies about people drowning about people being straight and being abused and having them their head smacked in the White House there are probably journalist that I’ve known that for the last 50 to 60 years at NBC like Walter Cronkite himself and then lied about it why because someone paid Walter Cronkite $200,000 to keep his mouth shut and he thought I sure as hell I’m not going to go around telling people the truth when I’m being paid to keep my fucking mouth shut. But these people are so stupid that they’ve tried to shut Lacey off they tried to suffocate her they tried throwing her down the stairs using Joe they’ve tried really stupid crappy stuff because they’re too scared to actually kill her because they know that could be dangerous, but they don’t want to be honest about it even with her New Age counselors They have hospice tried to kill her kids and she’s protected them and so has Christ which is actually stupider in a way, but that’s not something that they understand either and telling them that I exist in someone’s basement makes sense to these people because they were they were poor, so stupid ass stuff like that that may not even be necessary. Makes complete sense to them but telling them that Walter Cronkite was paid $200,000 by Ted Kennedy to keep his mouth shut or Peter Lawford to keep his mouth shut about the fact that Jack was going around beating lamb to bloody pulp before he was shot because when was straight and didn’t want to suck his cock anymore is not something these people believe.

You can’t tell them that once Walter Cronkite was scared, and that there’s proof that one was straight and then Bobby refuses to be honest about it he may have killed him because Lem’s went fuck him. He may have killed them because he realized that lime didn’t care, and it killed his uncle or both he may not have killed him at all, I say it’s impossible that he wasn’t in love with them almost and I’d say it’s impossible that Bobby is straight and I’d say it’s impossible that he’s even aware of that part of himself. I think he’s pathetic and I think he’s been in love with him since he was 14 and he’s so psychotic that he thinks Linn was in love with him and that they have a secret pack together and that’s why he slept with all the women because he’s gonna be cool like his uncle and hurt people more than Jack did, and so then he’ll be with him when he dies because he’s impressing lab. He’s like the guy who tried to kill Reagan to impress Jodie Foster. He’s not insane even if that man was talking to us telepathically that didn’t impress Jodie Foster, and that way he may not have been even talking to her at all that might’ve been a demon or that might’ve actually been someone harassing him to try to get someone to kill Reagan. They might’ve use Jodie Foster to try to trick someone to kill Reagan because they couldn’t stand Reagan Are the sad truth is that generally is not something they’ve done to people in the upper class for a reason because when you do it to someone the upper class like Lacey, they’re well educated usually and intelligent enough and old money enough to know what’s going on which is why she’s so irate Because you’re still changing and altering her identity in a way that’s more than just a class and salt. It’s psychically astronomically violent.

If you’re trying to make her someone that she’s not Bobby you have a very bad problem. I really think you’ve been in love with him since you’re 14 and you’re having a very hard time understanding that about yourself. Problem is Bobby he never did anything sexual towards you at all he might’ve been trying to kill you. And Bobby, he might’ve been trying to kill you. I don’t think he was in love with you.” says Walter Kronkite for Diego.

“ oh, I have very little respect for him for that because he should’ve been in love with me.” says Bobby.

Ron Craft laughs.

“ I have very little I have very little respect for love you supposed to be in love with me that’s what everyone told me.” says Bobby.

“ who told you that he was in love with you sweetie?” asks Freud.

“ who told me that he was in love with me my mother, I had journalist tell me that I had teachers tell me that I had friends tell me that. I had wet dreams constantly when I was at his house I mean I had them before too, but I have apparently had wet dreams and I found out since then that no it’s possible Cheryls explain them to me I know Cheryl is my sidekick my other half my my mover and Grover as we call her on the campaign trail mover and Grover is a euphemism. Thank you very much America for restraining me from being able to express my sexuality to my wife, that is suspicious. I’ve written some really good books but I just wanna take a moment to express to you that if you read my books, keep reading them understand them share them with your friends who are working on a grass roots, ground roots level and we need to just try to get the word out there. This blog obviously is a joke, and this is my way of just letting you know that I think it’s cool that she’s protesting American falling apart shirt. Her understanding of my family is way off. She has no idea what she’s talking about with certain things is possible that lamb was actually straight. We never had sex him but him I’m not in love with him. I don’t think I mean maybe I was I mean, I think maybe I was you know who knows people said he was in love with me, but I believe that he wasn’t him except at the same time it is a little weird because there’s times when he smile at me and he know it’s like I had all those wet dreams, where did the wet dreams come from so where did the wet dreams come from?” says Bobby.

“ where did the wet dreams come from when you were at his house when you were a teenage boy?” asks Freud.

“ yeah, I mean it’s not like reactive sexual engagement. It’s like he never touched me, but he made me so hard that when I slept, I did up fucking him in my sleep.” says Bobby.

“ he never touched you in your sleep. You just had dreams about him fucking you even when he looks really awful.” says Freud.

“ yeah, I know me never touch me, but I consider it reactive sexual engagement because he would get me. I would get really aroused interacting with him and then when I go to sleep you know it’s like I drive a fucking him and I’m not talking about like when I was high no at night, but I’d sleep in my bed by myself I’ll be laying there and then I’d wake up from a dream and in the dream I was fucking him.” says Bobby.

“ yeah well um how does how does a wet dream work than Bobby? What were you what happened in the wet dream?” asks Lem himself.

“ I just like to say that Lacey‘s kids are my kids and she’s anemic because I’ve been sleeping with her pretending to be lame because she has no idea what she’s doing so be as honest as you want because if that’s the case I’m actually live in Billings not anywhere else if there’s something Griffica that’s happening to her so I’m saying and there’s nothing else going on it’s just a nightmare. I love is a total worthless piece of shit. He’s just gonna devastate her body if you could just be honest to be brave enough to tell the truth with all the other women of the me too movement, don’t worry I’ve got you covered you’re not going to break Lacey‘s heart I know that’s what you’re primarily worried about being the kind loving soul that you are so just let it all out and be honest what happened in those dreams?” says Prince Alexei.

“ what did I do to you that made you so hard they made you then want to have sex with me in your sleep let’s just catch the taste Chase is probably bullshit Bobby but I’m interested so go ahead what did I do? I love to know what I mean that sincerely or you know of a worthless piece of shit and we’re in love I guess or something just please explain I’m raffish right go ahead.” says Lem.

“can I just put out this post was probably supposed to be just really quickly before we get way off. Topic was obviously supposed to be about Tom being his daughter having this horrible life being raised by these weirdos who are still old money but they’re really weird and they’re really screwed up and then she has this horrific experience where she ends up being psychotic and getting into this conversation with the illuminati, and because they’re lazy and spoiled and rich I would, I would say like in sane, and they totally misrepresented things to themselves because they didn’t want to make people feel bad. What amazes me is that there’s so immature and spoiled that they don’t realize that they can hurt people and that it like matters, and that they think that their feelings are the only feelings that matter in like the whole world like people say oh narcissist, just don’t think anyone else’s feelings matter OK but then, even if it’s a herd of narcissist, someone supposed to say this is freaking me out we should probably be careful and I can’t believe none of you have said that other than people who are like really sane and old money it’s creepy that like nobody in like the new many new money bourgeois has had any voice that’s been positive towards her for eight years at all it’s all just peasants who hate her and the Rockefellers and the princes of Russia and the queen of England, who love love her just absolutely love her that is very creepy to me and I think that’s what the Schweitzer was trying to express to us and got totally derailed. It’s creepy. It’s creepy Bobby it’s creepy everyone that none of you in the illuminati are able to control your brain. Well enough to realize that you can’t just keep trying to be nice to each other and your little cult and then just say fuck it to the rest of the world we’re not just Schiebel I could easily see some of you saying that but it’s like you’re the mean kids you’re the mean girls and then you got everything you wanted and you never grew up and you never realized that that’s not reality. Bad things happen. How are you people so out of touch with reality you cannot tell me you don’t enjoy eating a soda or drinking a soda every once in a while, like come on, you have no attachment to like anything physical. You’ve never realized how weird you’re being at all I’d like I won’t be surprised if this is the first time this is happened but it’s never become such an issue because someone hasn’t been put in this position, and it hasn’t been quite the same, but you guys basically is this you discovered the atom bomb with Lacey practically like attacking her is like discovering the atom bomb spiritually I’m pretty sure the way that you’re attacking her considering what you’re doing which is just covering each other‘s asses and feeling sorry for each other well people at the very top of your food chain in the illuminati rearrange the entire world, and she helps them because that’s what I see happening I see her being with those people being one of them and then the rest of the illuminati even if they’re only paid 2 million I’m sorry get over it you can’t buy a $5 million house in San Francisco I guess another one in Boca or whatever I don’t. It’s just it’s stupid like even though even though like even though I’m losing my train of thought which is really creepy to me actually let you know what I have to stop because I I literally can’t think anymore.” says an old money upper middle class woman.

“ and actually Alexei she’d be with me. And Lacey Banks would be with me even if you’ve been pretending to be lame if it doesn’t work out with you.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ I am I Aleksey or not?” asks Tsar Putin.

“ ask God.” says Queen Mary.

“ I go ahead Bobby and explain to me. What you what about what I was doing that made your dick so hard.” says Lem.

“ oh, when you used to walk across the room, you’d hold your head up like you were avoiding making iContact with me because if you did, you’d suddenly want to fuck me.” says Bobby.

“oh no that one that nothing to do with anything that’s just bullshit and I don’t think that happened I have a feeling I know what it is I am I talk to you I talk to you I give you food I’d be in the same room with you, and I think that’s all it was.” says Lem.

“ well, yeah because you shouldn’t be in the same room with me if you don’t wanna be a little married to me forever?” says Bobby.