What’s Lacey’s Deal

Time Is Running Out by Muse plays.

Millions of people are furious at Michael and Lacey Rockefeller and Nesheim Oil. Because it’s a thing. Sort of.

“Oh! Michael. You own how much oil?” asks a woman.

“$8 trillion.” says Micheal.

“Wow. You…really found a gold mine.” says a man to Michael.

Michael laughs and smiles. “It’s a Rockefeller thing.” he says.

The man laughs, deep in thought.

How real is this?

What’s The Difference by Dr. Dre plays.

“Chris…why?” asks Michael, now.

“Chris. I’m dead CIA. Why? Did you know about Nesheim Oil?” asks dead CIA.

Act A Fool by Ludacris plays.

“So?!” says Michael.

“I told your wife she was a dumbass.” says Chris.

“Yes. You did.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“Why?” asks Rod Rockefeller.

“Because!” says Chris Hayes.

“Yeah. You took advantage of her in a vulnerable but still annoying place…and decided to try to destroy her.” says Michael.

“She practically ripped my penis off.” says JFK.

“Yeah. He’s still angry about that.” says Joe Kennedy Senior.

“Why?” asks a gay man.

“I told her I had been raped. And she said, ‘God…if that happened, I’m now ripping off Jack’s penis.’ And actually…she kept it attached to make it hurt.” says Lem.

“That’s not allowed.” says the gay man.

“Why?” asks Scotland.

“Fine. An angry Scottish lass could do it. I can see it.” he says, laughing. “But…it’s not an easy thing to pull off and still maintain your feminine qualities. I commend the Scottish? Geez!”

“Those are not my thoughts.” says Anderson Cooper.

“Vanderbilt boy!” say non-upper class, non-old money, mean gay men.

“He’s sane.” says Lem. “In that way, he’s very sane. Why are you making fun of him?”

“Because! …Geez!” say the mean gay men.

The argue for a while.

“Umm…he’s sane.” says Mary Rockefeller. “Because…Lacey didn’t pull off Lem’s penis. It was a rapist’s penis.l

“What!? What the fuck!?” says the mean gay man.

“No. That wasn’t Lem’s penis.” says Anderson Cooper.

“But Lem was the bad guy!” say all evil gay men.

“No! Jack was. That’s debatable!” says a nice gay man.

“Chris. Why!?” asks Michael. “People can’t handle these things.”

Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan: End Credits by James Horner plays.

“Chris…you’re like a Trekkie who took it to the streets. …Why are you harassing all of humanity because you’re not one of us?” asks George Bush Senior.

“Because I’m…tired and busy!?” asks Chris, incredulously.

“And now I’m getting blamed for Covid-19!” yells Bill Gates. “Chris. It’s kinda sounds…sci-fi. Think about it. COVID 19!”

“I had nothing to do with that!” says Chris.

“Chris…what if I didn’t either?” says Bill Gates.

Awkward silence.

“Chris. What if you used our genuine rage…to attack us?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“I used to be made fun of at McDonald’s.” says Chris. “When I worked there.”

Lacey laughs. “You’re an asshole! You ducking piece of shit! Fuck you, you jackal!” she says Lacey in a Scottish accent.

“Why is that attractive? Eww!” says a living American man, confused.

“Chris. You’re not making sense.” says Michael. “You used to be made fun of? Okay! But then you also became well-off and famous. You’re so shallow! …So you were bullied and you use that to justify your rage…but then…you’re attacking us by trying to rightfully snub us…and that’s ludicrous.”

“Yeah. That’s my entire plan.” says Chris Hayes.

“Huh. So…how does that work?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“I was mildly disappointed in myself. I’m actually ignorant and confused at times. I don’t knew the United States as well as I thought I did. …But…I trusted Erin. But she got confused by the child hostages from the 1980’s and 90’s who have grown-up and become glamorous escorts in the Illuminati. Lacey, your wife, reminded her of one of them.” says Chris.

“Do I…remind you of one of them?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“What about me?” asks Anderson Cooper.

“What about Harold and I?” asks Louis. “ sweetie it affects their brain and they become what you have previously called Street and I know you and Aaron think your street but I would say someone who’s grown up under the right circumstances. It’s probably more like the street than you and it’s a little annoying because you’re conflating so many things right now and it’s really difficult to try to untangle all of it. There are some child hostages who are now escorts who are in the middle class or lower middle class or upper class it depends it it’s there’s different people with different backgrounds who have settled into different classes over the years and you know some of them go for runs and drink you know fruit juices and they live in a luxury condominium, somewhere or some thing, and they do that well for themselves, based on their activity in the illuminati yeah and they’re hot right? Yeah they know that that’s theirs and they’re doing their best with life and really I think it was intimidated by some of them not because you know they had some sex tips given to them when they were a child even though they did to some degree, which is more embarrassing to humanity than you know and advisable experience him but that’s the thing it’s like how do I explain that to you because you’re so backward it’s like no these people were abused and they figured something out will they were being abused and it was a horrific experience they were being molested, but they’re smart people and they were just kids and so then they grew up in a used what was a shitty experience and you figure something out and some of them aren’t doing that work at all and then some of them for whatever reason just decided to make it like an adult business and for some of them that’s not possible and then for some of them it is it’s like well I know the ins and outs of the entire industry I was abused in it, my entire childhood, but now I know I know the ins and outs and I guess I’m masochistic or something slightly or I just I don’t know what else to do and it makes decent money especially during the pandemic it’s like I make 80,000 a year and the illuminati covers for me and so really it’s kind of pretty to me it’s lucrative and it’s like if you’re not finding a husband or a wife who’s you know marriage material it’s hard to not want to make the 80,000 when we are college degree would give you 50 at most, because of what you chose to go into and that’s the thing Craft, those are complicated people some of them are good potentially and some of them are very evil. They’re psychology though Chris is not some thing I would Delvin to you if you’re trying to make some sort of self-aggrandizing statements about social class because they’re either totally screwed up or they’re not that screwed up and their life is just slightly hellish and they’ve just come to except it, you know what it’s actually it’s terrifying because some of those people will probably have a frightening amount of power over all of us when they die because of how shitty their life is but there are probably people in history that I’ve had the same experience, some of whom have become saints and the Catholic Church and that’s the problem Chris you’re over simplifying in Normas amount of psychology and so is Aaron I know Aaron and you both grew up in lower class areas. Aaron’s hometown is poor for the most part. There’s some middle-class people there there might even be some rich people there. It’s not impossible but arm. It’s more probably lower middle class the lower class, same thing with you though Chris you grew up in a rough area. U2 really don’t have any understanding of what you’re talking about when it comes to old money and that way you’re more knowledgeable than the people you grew up with Probably, who are not you know better off than they were when you grow up although maybe not all of them but some of them a decent number probably become on that’s that’s not who you’re talking to anymore and you and Casi and Aaron are supposed to have understood that that’s not who you’re talking to anymore you’re not talking to people who are your equal or beneath you on the playground his parents are pushing them to go to the rich you know college you’re not those people you went to the rich college and time passed and now you’re talking to the people your parents pushed you to come play with so to speak and that’s the problem. When do you people wake up and realize that and you never dead and that’s what I’m angry about as David Rockefeller. I am pissed off at you. People know that in the MSNBC and a lot of other places that I’ve hired assholes like him because they have no fucking clue what they’re doing someone like.

Someone like Lacey can handle a lot of pressure and she understands ins and outs of pretty much anything that would matter when it comes to running the world within probably 9:55 minutes maybe an hour she can understand pretty much anything like literally she’s a brilliant and that’s her psychology and that’s very complicated so I wouldn’t bet that you even understood that right you thought. She was just a child prostitute when she was running the world no sweetie that’s not how it works People like things done and a neat, timely, accurate matter when your kid and you’re being held hostage, you learn that and then if you’re smart, you end up developing a skill of probably being incredibly efficient and the sad truth and the funny truth is I was also already just Lacey‘s temperament and the kids that survived that might’ve been their temperament to some degree to within there more that way then they would be Mean this could go on and not the point is that the point is though you’re not making Lacey a child prostitute and she wasn’t one so be careful because it’s weird that I was just leading some people into thinking that I’m not sure where Lacey was going with that but I’m just stopping that because it scares me slightly that I could get that. I just think we need to pick our battles at the moment For her phone good I don’t know that I would’ve been to defend child prostitutes. I don’t know where that was going. I don’t know what battle that would’ve been. I don’t think it would harm child prostitutes I think it then they’re not prostitutes or hostages, but I don’t know who would’ve harmed a little worried it would’ve ended up I don’t know I don’t know where that was what one was going so we’ll see, someday what that was all about and who that fight is with and you know what that’s her and lambs business and Michael’s business but I’m just saying it irritates me that you don’t get it you can’t bully people who are above you with their own bullying, it’s like taking someone’s head and slapping them in the face And we would’ve done way to make some attack themselves. It’s very childish sweetie it’s like something from a television show in the 90s and you still think it’s cool we’re not impressed by that Chris we’re not impressed Aaron we’re not impressed and it’s like what the fuck is wrong with you people And then you’re mad at us that we’ve taken our arms away from you and you feel devastated like a peasant what the hell then why don’t you just say that to begin with you know you walked up to us and started taking our hands to attack us, and then we said no that’s my hand. You can’t talk with my own damn hand and now you’re saying you’re a peasant bitch well then why don’t you just lead with that??” asks David Rockefeller.

“ Lacey was a child prostitute?” asks Dr. Moritz.

“I know sweetie if she wasn’t a child prostitute she was not a hostage either so people are and I have a feeling that you would’ve never even been able to speak to that they would’ve seen right through you and your nonsense. Lacey is not a prostitute or a hostage, she was abused by the father, who raised her because her birth father was 88 when you conceived her and you would’ve never abused her her birth father was 88 the father that raised her was a monster, whose daughter killed her self in the womb and he claims otherwise I’m sure that Lacey has his birth daughter actually in the last couple of days he’s been saying that to her in texts, ‘I’ve brought you into this world!’ he just randomly started saying that, but he lies, and it’s not clear that he’s actually her father and lives of the CIA or the FBI know that, and even if that’s true, we know that doesn’t even matter because it’s very possible that there was a sort of supernatural adoption a she really is Tom’s daughter but I don’t know who Call is who is now fucking claiming otherwise do you have any? Do you have any evidence in have you done a DNA test? You are obnoxious to deal with have have any of you done this person who is prompting her father to say this to her, which is annoying by the way, because he probably could literally be lying through his teeth and I think he’s doing it because she’s actually recently said things to him that would intimate that Tom is her dad, and now all the sudden he saying you’re my daughter I gave birth two out of the blue, no sweeties if you think that suggest the opposite of what you want to do it was suggest that he’s not her father and he’s paranoid. The thing is he was abusive OK and he is who raised her and that’s affected her psychology because she was upper class and old money and so some of the people who are hostages in the 90s were raised very similarly to her, because those people were probably fairly well off to unfortunately in some cases and so they affected the kids psychologically in a similar way to help the whole. Lacey was raised and no it’s a horrible life, but let me tell you if those kids were raised in wealth that was stable at all at that time in history, they probably have some sophistication and understanding of things because that was how the boomers were for better or worse that’s how they were they one of the kids that they were hurting I guess to self actualized or something in some case and that’s in some cases in and that’s Very convoluted may be slightly decent. That’s a long conversation but you and myself actually, I don’t mean in a creepy way I mean they actually sometimes one of them to be sophisticated. Take viola lessons, take violin lessons, learn different things about art and fashion that were actually quite sophisticated And it wasn’t necessarily completely to make those kids seem less like victims to boomers. In a lot of cases it was in a sort of snobbery of poor people or something and they just didn’t want those kids to be peasants like you, and that’s very convoluted. It doesn’t mean that that sexual abuse was somehow justified or sanctified by their mild amount of concern for the kids is it those are kids and they may have had some parental instincts at times and decided that they were never going to let their child because you it’s disgusting sweetie that I don’t even have to explain this to you at this point but Smith they got attached to that kid both in an evil way at times and sometimes in a way where it was almost parental That might’ve been how they abuse the kid, but it might not have been entirely, and so in some cases they raise the kids to be snobs as they were abusing them they genuinely raise them, though there was some genuine, parental love just a tiny bit possibly they hoodwinked themselves a little bit a times And they may not love the kids at all. They might not give a shit about them. Her parents don’t, but some of them might still care about the kids as people if they’re that deranged, but her parents are totally lost to the wedding so to speak and that way, I don’t think they give two shits about her well her father might slightly her mother may even tiny, but I don’t even know what the point is, those kids were raised to be snobs and some cases and she hasn’t been one. She’s not smart and some of them are probably too. She’s that smart and also she wasn’t that that’s the thing she wasn’t a child prostitute. She wasn’t a hostage she was raised in the old money, upper class by people who were nuts and evil in reality so that’s the problem. She’s not a pervert herself some people think God are healthy enough and godly enough and sane enough healthy enough and intelligent enough to some degree in the past at least it’s well bright enough to understand that being molested is nonsense. It’s evil it’s insanity is excusable but that’s the thing. How much did you even know all of that I mean you and Aaron still side with pedophiles at times and I don’t think that you people are sophisticated enough to even have that part of this discussion right so that’s the thing we’re not condoning pedophilia right now or explaining things to you did you still know that you’re not in your head yes great then that’s the problem, we can’t we can’t make heads or tails. It seems like you’re just angry peasants who are pissed off at everyone and illuminati who’s better than you but you didn’t wanna be honest about that so you told yourselves that you were super elite, super sophisticated city people, and that you were really going to show the weirdos who was boss, except she couldn’t figure out how to do that at the meetings because we’re way above you socially, so then you found Michael’s wife Lacey, who is living with a Nesheims as they’re a little do you know curiosity no and they’re not all like they’re not all like that I don’t think I don’t think they’re all that deranged I think I think that’s unlikely they’re far too well educated and upper class old money to be all that deranged most likely that isn’t really a thing because it’s not really normal to be a pedophile at all there’s no excuse for it it’s insanity and it’s evil.

So no I don’t think they’re all like that. If they are they probably know that they’re nuts but I don’t think they’re all like that. I really think her parents are probably the black sheep to some degree him but that’s the thing Chris that’s who she was being raised by and she wasn’t being loved or she wasn’t really being taken care of as a person because they didn’t really care about her. They just raised her well, and so you found this vulnerable aristocratic, suicidal 30 year old beauty beauty, huge hugely beautiful, beautiful woman with a perfume collection and decided through Diego to just start attacking her. Yeah drummer what you said about a few hours ago are you still drunk?” says David Rockefeller.

Silence.

“ oh, it seems like Richard Simmons is getting involved in this conversation right now and I can’t figure out if he’s defending God or attacking him and not like a Satanist what more like of deranged psychopath what I can’t tell if he’s defending God or if he’s attacking God, like a buffoon from hell but that’s between him and God of war Chris do you have an explanation for yourself or do you do you have a way to explain yourself now and I’m not I’m not talking to Richard Simmons, who doesn’t want to be perceived as gay anymore. that’s your act are you a pedophile Richard or are you just gay or are you defending Christ? I can’t figure out what you’re doing right now in this conversation and you need to just slow down and stop attacking me.” says David Rockefeller.

Silence.

“ do you know him I said some weird things last night and I don’t really want to talk about that right now I am I was told by someone that I work with that my words were put on this blog and I am a little taken aback by what I’ve said and I’m a little taken aback by the fact that you’re that you’re that you’re your your wire tapping me you know I don’t know. I don’t understand why your wire tapping me you know it’s it’s like you’ve got me you know, microphone and wire tabs and I don’t know what to say about it, no I know that they make us on so I just said I have a headache but why it’s like you guys are like pond scum I mean you’re attacking me like I’m some sort of freak but you’ve got like microphones in my house and I know what you did to Bobby last night. Cheryl found the microphone on him, and then she said it was like devastating to them when they found it because apparently he was wire tapped as a child when his father was running for office by Tom Banks has something to do with the Nixon administration I don’t I don’t I don’t fucking know what that’s all about and I had to hear Cheryl yelling at me about what a bastard I am for allowing Michael into my basement place with all the liquor Ruby in my basement though I feel like we weren’t in my basement at some point who’s house was that who’s house are we even? Did you guys take me somewhere?” asks Chris.

“ we took you to a penthouse on the upper east side.” says a woman.

“ well that’s mildly offensive. I suppose that’s where the alcohol is served no I know I am just you at your wedding what’s wrong with me today? Wondering what’s going on and I just I’m I was trying to be there for my friend Bobby this morning and Cheryl and I’m just really hurt that you put the mics on us and a it’s just really weird I am eight I just I’m offended and I just want to say you know why did I go after Lacey when she was living in Seattle? Why why you know why am I attacking someone while they’re living in Seattle and you know because why are they living in Seattle? You know you have to ask yourself why or why is she living in Seattle that was in our choice that was some thing that she did to her self that was her choice to live in Seattle just like it was her choice to come after a married man live in sin, you pay the price.” says Chris.

“ Chris that’s a lot of nonsense. Getting back to reality. What is it exactly that you don’t understand about being in the illuminati if you don’t wanna be in the illuminati that’s fine you had a fun time last night that was excellent wine it was vintage but it was very good. A lot of very interesting people were there what was so offensive you just got drunk and made a fool of yourself what was so offensive nothing that terrible happened to that meeting that was actually a meeting hosted by a Catholic what was so terrible about that meeting Chris?” asks David Rockefeller.

“ do you know I was just offended I was just offended by the aesthetic. I was offended by the entire you know thing it’s like how do you people pretend to be upper class?” says David Rockefeller.

“ David this could be a thing I think Chris attacked Lacey because he’s a narcissist and he’s evil and he might be a might’ve lost his mind and why what it where the Nate what is the nature of his insanity and evil it’s complicated and it’s gonna take a while to get to the bottom of that because it’s like is it to defend Diego or was it to attack Diego? Did someone in the newsroom put them up to it? I know is it Rupert Murdoch we can’t quite figure it out. It’s most likely something contained within MSNBC but we can’t figure out who to even blame because it’s it’s just it’s a whole thing it’s just incredibly disturbing him, so so we’re gonna have to deal with the reality of what’s in all going on right now in the US.” says the CIA.