“Diego Deserved The World” by Chris

We Are The World by U. S. A. for Africa plays.

He was Hispanic, that wasn’t why he deserved the world though. Diego deserved the world because of his smile. Diego had a smile that really turned me on.

And I looked into his eyes and thought, “Man, if only I could buy you the whole damn world!”

And so I thought wow there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for this man. Literally, there’s absolutely nothing. I would kill for him. I would steal from him. I would destroy the entire world for him. I would destroy myself for him. I would destroy my marriage for him at times, and Katie knows about that as she’s worried that I’m too tired.

“Oh my god! See…that’s the problem partially with the whole fucking world. They don’t understand the kind of love that you can have for someone because I can tell Lacey thinks this is the stupidest fucking bunch of shit she’s ever heard and I think Lem thinks that it’s insane and possibly evil.” says the DNC.

“Really!? She thinks that?” says Chris.

“Yes!!!” shrieks Lacey.

“Yes. You destroy your spouse before you destroy the world.” says Lem.

“Did you destroy Jack?” asks Nelson Rockefeller.

“I may have shot him.” says Lem. “But…yes. I did.”

“How!??” asks NBC.

“I made him stupid.” says Lem. “And got him addicted to drugs.”

“You didn’t get him addicted to drugs!” says Nikki Haley.

“You think I maybe did. And…I did.” says Lem.

“How!?” asks Doris Kearns Goodwin.

“I advised him to get high. To deal with life.” says Lem. “I hated him. But I was determined to be gay.”

“On principle?” asks the CIA.

“Yes.” says Lem.

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston plays.

“This song is only about God.” says Lacey.

“I agree.” says Lem. “But of course it’s nonsense because that’s not God’s nature.”

“I agree with them.” says Nelson Rockefeller.

“What the actual fuck!?” says Chris Hayes.

“This was Diego’s song.” says Kate.

The song ends.

“It’s confusing.” says Lacey.

Greta Thurnberg laughs.

“Actually Lacey’s trying to be funny a little bit but I think that her and Lem really don’t think that way and they’re actually both baffled.” says Nelson Rockefeller.

Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler plays.

“I hate this song. Bette Midler’s voice is wonderful, but I hate this song.” says Lacey.

“I agree. It’s obnoxious!” says Lem.

Karyl Kayser laughs.

“Why?” asks a lover of this song in the DNC.

“It’s bizarre.” says Lacey.

“Who…really is that…way!?” asks Queen Elizabeth II.

“What love songs do you and Lacey like? In America.” says the DNC.

“Soulful Strut by Young Holt Unlimited, Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones, Rite Of Spring by Stravinsky, Kalinnikov’s Symphony No. 1…songs I’d rather not mention from the 1940’s.” says Lem.

“You two are…never going to like those songs.” says a Boomer about the 1980’s love songs.

“Not many of them.” says Lem.

“I genuinely don’t understand them. Are they evil?” asks Queen Mary of Scotland. “I agree with her.”

“anyway, I thought Diego deserve the world. We took a trip wants to prepare us together. Happy Road on this ship on the river and I took these pictures of him and it was just like I had never seen that kind of beauty in a man before in my entire life and you can so you can laugh because we did look a lot alike but he was actually wearing sunglasses at a baseball hat that day so that he didn’t look like me and I just couldn’t get over him because I just thought how is this possible that this man could be so supremely perfect and yet so down to earth and just so Jenna Sequa, NOL and I am I was on spired the way he moved his hands his face his hair the way he stood. I wanted to say to him Diego Diego why why did you come to this world Diego? Why did you do this to us? Why did you come and visit us with your beauty only for a moment Diego why can’t you live 1000 years and let us gaze upon you you cruel man Diego we miss you and we are sorry.” says Chris.

“ I OK George Soros here I’m just really pissed off because I don’t think Lacey and I’m genuinely ever experienced that kind of love. I don’t think they can and I’m beginning to see why she’s so pissed off because they’re really just not made that way as people and I don’t, I don’t know that Putin is either crap so there are some people who really don’t experience that for their spouse even if it’s a twin flame they just don’t experience it but why is that though?” asks George Soros.

“ because it seems evil to us George were intellectuals, and we do actually experience a profound love that’s we would argue just as profound if not more profound, so be careful if you’re being arrogant, we’re saying that out of concern for you not conceit. But know if you’re at all trying to be kind it’s just not like that that’s just not how we work I am extraordinarily in love with Lacey in us to the same degree that the man who is singing the songs or woman, singing the songs would be with their spouse, but the problem is, I don’t have the same view of love as they do.

Oh, and what I mean by that is that I own her she’s mine for eternity I own her for eternity she doesn’t get to ask questions and you know dick around with people. The thing is though I should say dick because she doesn’t have a dick but I try to think of a colloquial way to put it but she doesn’t get to do that. She doesn’t get to run around with someone else that’s not how we work And it’s devastating to me that she didn’t think of it and I’ve had to work through that but my love for her so profound that it’s it’s amazing but that’s the thing she’s mine and that means something to me that matters and so I will destroy her before we cease to be one I would destroy her I would re-create her I would do whatever I had to do to preserve her, but we would never part ways. There’s no sweet sorrow of, I will always love you but we’ll see what happens. Maybe I’ll see you in 50 lifetimes or well. I’ll see you in 50 years when you grow up you know we’re both dead or something we don’t say things like that to each other that’s not who we are that’s not our love so we have no partying and that idiotic way that’s just not who we are. I’m a man she’s mine end of story.” says Lem.

“ so you do you really are possessive Wentz you did that correctly but somehow you really weren’t actually possessive of Jack any real way if anything it was insanity on your part that’s sad if that’s true but that’s just your nature love you really are just that possessive of a person but you were trying to possess a man and you don’t even want to man is that correct?” asks George Soros.

“ yes except it I don’t know that I was actually that possessive of him in the way that has been written and that’s that’s irritating to me because it feels like rape. How the hell did he know that about me when I was never even acting that way, I was very open to being with other people I advocated it it seems like that was invented and that that feels totally inappropriate to me. I have no idea who read that on me and then assumed that that’s what was going on with Jack. That’s sick.” says Lem.

“I think I think lamb that’s all we need to say to you. I think Jack wanted you to possess him.” says Israel.

“yeah probably and that’s probably him that’s probably why I was very hateful to him the entire time here’s the problem I may have lack some self awareness of myself in that way, because I am complicated and I was confused but you could say the same thing about Lacey I don’t think she’s realized how much she wanted to be possessed Jack bite of knowing that about himself, or thought that about himself if that’s possibly not even true but Lacey actually does want to be possessed by a demon but by me by lamp by me she wants to be that possessed by a husband not everyone wants that necessarily whether they should or not but she does and you can’t literally if you literally eat some possible bit to possess her if you don’t love her but if you love her enough, she is possessable so to speak which could actually be very English and very British which is why you don’t challenge Great Britain because we don’t let go of ourselves.” says Lem .

“ I think Jews, and to feel that way too in their own way.” says a Jewish woman.

Lacey cries.

“ so the Rockefellers him trust us. Lacey really Hass to be better with Lem’s or she’s with Michael. When you people get concerned about that rest assured, she really hast to be that much better with him or she’s not with him.” says Nelson to anyone who cares about Lacey.

“ Chris, are you like the evil version of F Scott Fitzgerald?” asks a man.

“ can I just say Lacey is refreshing to us in the Middle East I’m not trying to argue with the Jews I’m just telling you we find her very refreshing.” says a man in the Middle East.

“ and we don’t we find her to be like us, but we appreciate that you find her refreshing if you actually do.” says Great Britain.

“ I think Dodie and Diana were in love, and I think they lied about it.” says a Muslim woman.

“I worry that they did that actually is very disturbing.” says Lacey.

“ love you do seem more like us like the British in us for the sake of everyone’s sanity Lacey why don’t you write your next post because I think there’s an interesting one coming up and I’m actually just quite disturbed because I don’t I think I think the British were betrayed I think you were betrayed. I think we were betrayed, and I don’t think we can quite fathom who would do that. It’s just too upsetting.” says the Middle East.

“ it’s the crisis of the old order. You guys are part of the old order and so are we you’re not us we’re not you, but along with India, it’s like we kind of knew each other at times I think China could be including that is called Russia and Japan and it’s it’s incredibly upsetting that they would be so lethal to history.“ says Lacey.

“ what is a lethal to history?” asks a Muslim man.

“ oh, if you’re not abusive and cruel and despicable, I can relax around you as a woman because I’m not expected to constantly be on guard or attacking some thing or something.

Hey, I do not expecting me to to act like a man, but I can tell that you have respect for my dignity as a human being. That may not be the case but all Muslim countries in all situations am, I’m not you you’re not us. But we like it that way, possibly in some ways because we have time to think and possibly enjoy life and our separate little corners of the world when possible and it it’s nice to have that distance it’s respectful you can slow down and just sort of actually think and it seems like they’re very British with their time, they want everything to go very quickly as it should be without maybe looking at the meaning behind it.” says Lacey.

“ hey yes we’re very upset right now with him. I understand him so that’s interesting perspective. Let’s write the next post.” says the Middle East.