Blue Boy

Blue Boy by Mac DeMarco plays.

“Lacey! Go away!” yells the Illuminati.

“I can’t. You’re holding me hostage.” says Lacey, struggling to breath.

“Fuck!” yells Will Farrell.

They all think.

“Lacey let’s…be honest. You suck shit.” says Lou Dobbs.

“No. …Not really.” says Lacey.

They all cry and fume at the same time.

“Why don’t we get Pat Wilson to destroy her?” suggests the Illuminati to itself.

They start bludgeoning Lacey to death with Pat Wilson.

“Shit! …She’s still here.” says a Jewish Satanist.

“Yes! Because…Joe actually loved Pat.” says Lacey, painting her nails in Chanel.

They all stand around confused and concerned for various reasons.

“Listen…if you kids kill her…she’s just going to be with me. And I’m taking my kids home too.” says Lem Billings.

“Dammit!” the They says.

“Look…he’s with her. They’re one. But no, she’s not Jack reincarnated.” says Lord Chamberlain.

“Is there any Lord Chamberlain or no?” asks Lacey.

“We’ll sort that out later.” says Lord Chamberlain from 1954.

“So. Why?” asks Lem.

Einaudi’’s “Life” plays.