“Dead Lacey”

“I had a terrible mishap with Lacey this morning. And we’re fine.” says Lem.

“Okay. Let’s talk.” says Chris Hayes.

“Okay.” says Lem.

“You can’t protect her.” says The Dwelling Place.

“Why?” asks Lem.

“Because she’s not a child.” says The Dwelling Place.

“She’s my wife.” says Lem.

“It says there’s no marriage in Heaven.” says The Dwelling Place.

“I used wife to speak your language.” says Lem. “Lacey understands.”

“Whatever.” says Chris. “Let’s go on.”

“Okay. But she’s here. I’m answering.” says Lem.

“I’m not real!” says Chris.

“Just stick to the script.” says the CIA.

“I was offended she thought I’d be in love with her.” says Chris. “But everyone told me she was hot…so I milked it for my reputation and hurt Erin, and my wife and everyone I slept with.”

“So it was offensive?” asks Lem.

“Yeah. I mean…she’s not that big of a deal.” says Chris.

“So it’s not about sex?” asks Lem.

“No. Not in that way.” says Chris.

“What’s it about?” asks Lem.

“I mean she knows!!” demands Chris.

“No. She doesn’t. What’s it about to you?” asks Lem.