Road To Egypt

The Farm by Thomas Newman plays.

If there’s reincarnation in the Bible the US manifested Tom Banks. He was an Egyptian king. If there is reincarnation Thomas Banks was an Egyptian king.

And…maybe if there’s reincarnation…America deserved that. For better and worse.

“So…Lacey is Scotia. Cool. Huh.

That was a genius speech by Cameron Diaz. Genuinely. Impressive.

Umm…why are forced to tolerate you all?” asks every country south of the US border with Mexico.

“Because they don’t know any better?” asks a Hispanic man.

“Maybe? But…our people are suffering. A lot.” says every country south of the US border with Mexico.

“No I mean, according to the Asmats, I could pray for more rain or something and yet where did they get the water from? I mean how well do we really know global gardening? Umm…when things should be watered or not? And in what way! Mother Nature was taking care of itself before global warming. What do we really know about that?” says Cameron Diaz.

“I’m a fraud.” admits Bobby Kennedy Junior. “I barely care about anything but my own ass. Okay!?” He laughs, bows, sniffs the air in some ironic self-worshipping gesture…and then waits for applause. Oh! He’s trying to feign humility? Huh. …He’s not as good of an actor as Cheryl.

September Song by Agnes Obel plays.

“Bobby are you going to kill Cheryl tonight?” asks Honey Fitz, sincerely. “That was a low blow.”

“I’m a great actor!” says Bobby, sincerely.

“No. You’re not.” says Honey Fitz.

Bobby snarls and then cries. He begins rocking himself back and forth slowly…and then faster.

“Bobby. Don’t kill Cheryl, sweetie.” says Honey Fitz.

“Why not, daddy!?!” screams Bobby, losing his mind.

“Because it’s bad!!” yells Honey Fitz.

“Bad!?! What’s BAD!?” screams Bobby at Honey Fitz.

“Bad is this:

Do you understand?” says Honey Fitz.

Bobby smiles. “No!”

Honey Fitz nods and cries, emphatically.

Bobby cries. “I still miss my dad.”

Honey Fitz has to leave for a moment. He’ll be right back.

“Hey!” says Honey Fitz wiping away tears. “So! It’s like this: That’s evil.

That man is…like Lem. Or lots of attractive white men. Kind of like your Uncle Joe.

And yet…who is she!?!

She looks a creepy amount like your former Aunt Lacey Banks. Bobby that’s very suspicious.

You’re Hamlet. I’m a ghost?

But it’s a different plot this time.

Bobby…what is the plot!?

Do you have any idea how scared we are!? I’m sorry, son. We don’t necessarily know.

We aren’t God.

I’m sorry Lacey isn’t in your memory holding you. You can blame me. As much as God allows.

Bobby…we messed-up.

Joe looks like him. Lem looks like him. …And she doesn’t look enough not like Lacey for Kick to not be vomiting right now.

Bobby…what do you and your friends do?

See…that’s a love-scene between Pat Wilson and Joe. But it’s some lesser beauty’s vanity? Or are they insulting Joe? Or are they suggesting Lem is gay?

And don’t tell me that it’s fake! I’m not schizophrenic. I’m dead. And we understand subliminal messages. Our family practically wrote the book on it. We’re not just stupid.” says Honey Fitz.

Here, They Used To Build Ships by Johann Jóhannsson plays.

“Earlier today we needed a very important discovery that might have been far more real than you think!! And we found it.

Who took this photo of poor Lem?

If he didn’t molest you…or find you remotely attractive…what reason do you have to think he wasn’t straight? Possibly none. Jack might have easily been evil.

And that’s the problem. Who took this photo!?

Bobby…they…are our problem.” says Honey Fitz.

“Why!?” asks Bobby, confused.

“Because!” Honey Fitz laughs. Looks deeply irate. “They bullied US!!”

“No! That can’t be!” says Bobby, rocking back and forth again in a panic.

“Calm down. I needed you to be able to handle hearing that.” says Honey Fitz. “Try!”

“Dammit!!” yells Jim Craft from the afterlife. “He’s so right!!! DAMMIT!!”

“Why!?” asks a pedophile in the Illuminati.

“Well…see…I don’t know how you see it…but to me I think the boy taking the picture is the rapist.” says Jim.

“Why!?” asks Bobby.

“Yeah. You would ask that.” says Jim, annoyed. He thinks. “Well…let’s see. So…Lem and him keep posing. And it’s obvious it’s Jack’s idea. To a point. Only to a point.

I know men like this!! I am one!!

Okay?

I’m not Lem.

But…if I was a little better off…or something…and I’d gone to Choate…I could have been that photographer. I had lots of ideas like this.

What is he doing?

Safe Now by Henry Jackman plays.

He’s using Jack’s narcissism…to be even more evil than Jack.

He’s trying to make us believe Lem is gay. Jack too! But not just Jack.

Jack’s family. The US media. Classmates. Lem’s family. Lem’s twin flame.

He’s trying to destroy our sense of reality.

Why?

Maybe to some profoundly evil end with Lem. Or maybe…purely to mess with us. No. I’d bet it’s both? But…maybe it’s stupidity…but I think it’s mostly an obsession with us.

And who is us?

Everyone who can harm Lem? Maybe. Or does he really just want us to harm ourselves?

Jack was in on it. It was Jack’s idea? No? Jack got used? Because…Jack might have actually cared about himself. Jack might have actually cared about his family.

I don’t think Jack knew entirely what he was doing. Jack loved being evil. But…some evil is profound. Maybe Jack wasn’t quite that evil, as much as he likely aspired to be, which is vile.

No. He posed them. To harm Lacey. To harm Lacey. And you. And anyone and everyone who he could get his evil claws into.” says Jim Craft. “Who was he!?”

“Francis MacAdoo!?” says Lacey, losing patience.

“Probably!” says Truman Capote.

Lacey rolls her eyes.

“Well, old Frankie bitch boy from the fucking gutter of Ireland. I didn’t get pregnant because Lem’s is dead.

Dammit!” says Lacey mocking him.

“ that’s interesting that is so an angle you’re trying to get Lem’s‘s girlfriend if he has one or ever does to throw herself at him and get pregnant because you’re kind of implying that picture that Jack puts out somehow or that lame does and somehow I think you included that his girlfriend would lose her mind, trying to figure out how to sexually satisfy him, and you knew he was probably straight and Frances if it isn’t you we don’t know who it is over here at Lacey‘s house so other than lab so it’s kind of annoying but that’s the thing if it was Frances I don’t think Lacey surprised she also see it being rip it could be a lot of people to be honest, but I would most likely have to have been a boy, because it was taken at Choate seemingly so if it was Francis yeah him the idea is just probably to get his girlfriend to make a big mistake because he knew One was probably heterosexual and I don’t think he thought Lem’s knew what was going on in the picture necessarily and he probably thought that line was too dumb to realize how that would affect a woman and how much pain it would put her through psychologically cause I think he thought Linn was sort of adult emotionally and couldn’t even figure out what was going on but he was being raped and instead of feeling sorry for them. I think he hated him because Frances McAdoo, whatever the fuck it was, was probably jealous of Lem’s‘s background. I love his height and very easily loves actual heterosexual orientation. I doubt he was jealous of Jack’s love for him at all I mean, maybe but I doubt it it’s Farber likely to have been something petty and stupid, I mean it’s not stupid that lame so handsome and from a nice family, but it does of those are very those are pretty shitty reasons to just tried to try to destroy reality for like billions of people.

No, I mean to destroy the Kennedy family that’s what happened you took the pictures knowing that they probably someday be seen by somebody important Jack was too dumb to handle it and you kind of knew that but you were irresponsible and a piece of shit potentially in someway do you thought who cares that’ll work out real well I can handle it and who the fuck even cares And then what happened? Oh simple, easy Peezy exactly what you thought would happen Lacey saw the picture there’s been sheer terror in hell in someways ever cents a train derailment in Pennsylvania, a near banking crisis, a Russian war with that end of the United States and actually you’re not that important. Whoever the fuck took that picture you’re really not that big of a deal.

All that history, and all those people that are a hell of a lot more than you are stupid idiot, worthless brain, and you’re useless shit ego. Lacey is not a fucking dip shit like you.” says Lacey.

He stands and stares at her.

“I don’t have my genitalia hanging out like a slob!” yells Lacey. “You think it’s easy to fight a war with a useless piece of shit like you? Men like you are the scum of the Earth!

There’s no going back you idiot!! What the fuck did you think would be a Time Machine when you did that profoundly stupid shit did you just sit around for hours thinking of the dumbest most evil thing you could possibly do? You are ashamed your entire family and possibly her tire ethnic origin. If you’re Irish you’ve shamed the entire Irish race! You have shamed man! You have shamed your family and you have nearly shamed humanity you piece of shit.

I’m not done with you yet! Wipe that smirk off your ugly face!

Get on your hands and knees, and lick the ground while I smash in your skull!

*she does that*

*Jack laughs and walks off*

See here’s the problem, pumpkin pants. I get the very strong sense that it’s somewhat personal between us because you’re so far beneath me. But it doesn’t quite work because there’s United States and I agreed to a truce.

So you’re calling into question the validity of the US Constitution by taking those pictures. Oh that’s right Lem’s family came over on the Mayflower. Who do you think he would marry sweetie? Well…probably somebody like me.

But it’s not just about lineage, even though that is actually possibly far more important than you seem to understand. It’s about the fact that you’ve destroyed something beautiful to somebody somewhere. People died they really did. No, they really did. I

can tell you’re resisting that notion which makes me wonder how sick and perverse you actually were and are. Have you heard of the Civil War? Yeah, that was so that people could enjoy the country. Have you heard of the revolutionary war? Oh, but you’re wrong again that was also so that people could enjoy the United States of America as a country. If you wanna argue with me, I’m going to have to possibly just drill a hole in your brain because I can’t handle the stupidity of that sort of argument because it’s just too wrong and I don’t have time or patience to humor something that stupid. Oh I get it you’re trying to make a joke against me because you’re nothing more than a shit ego from Hell?

Oh hey, you know what? Why don’t you just assume you’re stupid and let me explain to you what’s going on.

I don’t know your side of it that’s the problem that’s your trick.

This country was supposed to be a country. And do you understand that premise? I don’t wanna hear any arguments. Just answer the question. Do you understand that premise or not?

You know, I don’t know that you do and that’s gonna be very problematic because we’re having a discussion about nation states. So let’s see how can I boil this down for your crap brain? Basically, the idea of a nation state state a dumpling is that there’s a place where people can live and I don’t know do you things that they enjoy hopefully you enjoyed some thing during your life other than just being evil but you know you sort of do things with ice cream you collect pottery you might clean the floor I don’t know you might watch a television show do aerobics Eat a banana with peanut butter that’s not bad, right?

Anyway, the ideas that a nation state allows us the freedom to do all those wonderful things and peace and harmony within our own home because we’re protected we have a sort of bubble of security isn’t that nifty.

*Tsar Putin cracks-up laughing*

Oh, so that’s the problem you are sort of ignoring the concept of a nation state. The president that you are setting is dangerous, but it’s not just about president the act of defilement of the US Constitution that you were committing by taking those pictures is actually quite astounding. I really wonder if you just sat around for days trying to come up with us because this is a doozy.

Give me did it take you yours you and Jack both worked on it and I believe that it’s almost like the atom bomb good grief.

I know I don’t think there’s some reincarnation plot. I think you both have the same idea to do some thing profoundly evil in the same way almost the same vein and so you thought I think this is a good idea and Jack thought I thought of that myself, when I was seven, and I started lusting after men and hating them, and you thought shit we could have a fuck load of fun with this one and so you both decided to do it.

But y’all have been working on that one for a while. No I don’t know I I don’t know what subliminal message or what message in the church or what gave you to the idea separately to do this, but some thing inspired you both to think that you should just take a crap all over the US Constitution and laid everything on fire. Basically that’s putting it very Disney like so to speak.

So what did you do with your parents money and all the effort that went into World War I and the south wars the slaughter of the Native Americans I mean, could crave your disgusting in that way potentially OK? You and Jack both are but I think you’re the brighter boy and I think you’re the better idea what’s really going on I think it’s possibly more your idea than his. And so you took advantage of his stupidity you little egomaniacal weirdo.

Basically what I get the sense of is that you decided in essence, whether you knew it or not to just blow the entire United States up and I don’t know if something pissed you off in a dime store because it cost too much or what? I know I’m serious I can see you in my head walking into a drugstore, thinking. Some sort of candy cane cost too much and that your family was being swindled and then you just decided that you know you never cease until you could destroy the entire US.

Ha ha but that’s the thing that’s with this amounts to because of who lamb is in his family and what that means you you’re playing with fire you know Jackie used to say things that were so brilliant like you’re messing with the solar system by taking out the electoral college. Oh, and he knew that, but did he really know that he got shot? Did he really know if he’s if he’s as evil and dumb as he seems to be I don’t know that he really knew what he was saying. I think he understood the logistics of it, but understanding the logistics of something is different than really excepting the reality of it, and knowing what it means

It’s a it’s not something I have experience in Jack has experienced. It’s probably something a lot of people experienced, and he might be one of them. So I suppose I should ask you at this point did you intend to destroy the entirety of all meaning and value that was ever held within the concept of the United States of America or not?” says Lacey Banks.

“No, I did not.” he says.

“ yes I can’t take it personally that’s the mistake you made. I can’t take it personally. I’m not Jack reincarnated I’m just not I don’t care what psychics have been told by you. I don’t care what anyone thinks I’m just not and God knows that he’s not just anyone I’m sorry I should. I shouldn’t say that I should qualify that. I care what my kids think. I care with some people think possibly but maybe but ultimately God knows and I care what he thinks. God knows I know that I’m not Jack I know I’m not him reincarnated sweetheart. God knows that too.

So when I say, I can’t take it personally what I mean is that I just can’t take it personally anymore it’s just too fucking weird. It’s too fucking creepy. Eww!

How do you little ruffians have any respect for the US at all even in the minds of other people do you really think you’re greater soul in the greater spirit and Benjamin Franklin Thomas Jefferson yes or no?” asks Lacey.

“ you’re still supposed to take it personally the whole thing rest and you’ve been devastated to astronomical unfathomable degree. I was so excited about that that was the most happy thing that I never experience possibly my entire life. And the truth is I hate him, but I’m too dumb to realize that and too conceited to realize that too. he was such a little prick. You’re so sexy and intelligent and big and straight. I mean you know that I’m expecting you to sympathize with me because I’m an idiotic fuck.

Oh, but no I just I can’t take it personally anymore. It’s just too far.

I mean, you really expect me to think that the entirety of the whole US history revolves around my delicate emotions? Sweetie I’m not like the little peasant bitches you’re used to and let me tell you something if that’s true I’m not sure I like it. I don’t find that flattering I actually find it sort of disgusting. I could see that’s the perspective of a queen or king who actually knows how to rule the nation.

An actual leader doesn’t take things quite so profoundly personally because you can’t because you’re not the only person who exists. And I don’t know how you got it in your head that women were so disgustingly stupid in that way, but you seem to. And I think that’s actually genuinely insulting to me that lame associate with someone who is so hateful towards women I’m gonna have to have a talk with him about that later, because I find that despicable. The funny thing is by doing this you’ve proven that line was a total asshole about who he kept a company with potentially I will just have to talk about that later because I can’t figure out why a boy like him would ever even let you live practically.

Oh, and to be honest, if you’re Frances Macado, I have news for you if you give a fuck about history of humanity, he might actually be reincarnated maybe not but if he is, the Irish were killed, so you you’re people you’re Irish sweetie you’re not a British person. I am I getting the sense that you’re insane and you think you are you’re not Lemon I sort of are you’re a scam piece of shit Irish person in reality.

So if you’re Francis McAdoo, he would’ve killed you in great Britain and I almost think you’re disappointed that he didn’t think of that in United States but that’s the whole entire conversation. See maybe I’m smarter than I think maybe not we’ll see. Maybe you won’t see. Maybe you’ll be in hell. Because I don’t know if there’s any apology you could ever make to me that would make me think you’re worth a fuck, and I mean that potentially very lovingly.

So answer my question you little worthless piece of shit potentially damn that you decided to be a human are you just a demonic and yeah, let’s go with that are you a demonic entity that embodied a little boy or were you an actual human?” asks Lacey Banks Billings.

“ oh, I was a human.” he says.

“ wow that took some courage for you to say that congratulations maybe you’ll finally get a brain at some point that’s sort of human. You should you killed yourself? No don’t be so vain. Do you know Irish monks used to self flagellate? They beat themselves with clubs wonder why maybe you should investigate that and you’re super genius amazingness.

I was raised by a man like you who was awful I wasn’t really in the mood to deal with this shit.

But you didn’t think of that you little brainiac, did you?

And did you think women were really that evil and you liked it or did you think they were really that evil and you didn’t like it?“ asks Lacey.

“ oh, no, Lacey is really real and superior. Anyways was hopeful that that was fake! Uh oh! Uh oh!! Uh oh!!” says Becca Fuester.

“ geewhiz I always was thinking she might be kind of shitty to where it doesn’t seem like she is! Crapburger!” says Allyson.

“ oh my God oh my God Lacey has a paranoia and his glad that she said that she’s been persecuted by her friends which means that she’s a narcissist because everyone knows that everyone knows that oh my God it’s so call me this is so cool I’m so excited. I’m so excited. I’m going home. I’m getting high only hires a fucking kite!” screams tens of millions of women alive.

“ if you listen to the voice of that woman in the recording, that’s what you all sound like and you’re obnoxious your voices are revolting to listen to your egos and narcissism and on awareness of yourself Casi is literally one of the most gross stinking pieces of shit that has ever existed in all of humanity so keep that in mind when you want to argue with me, you’ve already lost and you know it, but you keep feasting off your own vomit. And that my dears is me being nice I could describe it as something far worse than vomit, but I’m choosing to try to be lady like because you’re still female aren’t you or have you decided otherwise?” says Lacey. “ please note that the woman in that recording is possibly not as stupid as she has been paid to sound.”

“ I sought that a woman like you could only be Jack Kennedy. Because I never met people like you.” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ answer my question I don’t like people wasting my time.” says Lacey.

“ you know she was a lot nicer myself before we decided decided to take a shit in her face and pretend to be her friends and then rip her soul out. Do you think we did something wrong? I don’t even know anymore I’m a good person I’m a really good person. I’m a really good person.” says Becca Fuester, losing her mind.

“ I would just like to point out to Francis Macado. Whoever this little bitch was these women sound very stupid. Once you get done answering Lacey‘s question I’d like to ask you did you realize how dumb women were did you really realize how dumb they can be?” asks John Fuester.

“ I didn’t like it.” he says. “ and no I didn’t realize how don’t women could be.”

“ i’m not that dumb but I’m still a woman, so can you imagine what it’s like to try to make love to me can imagine how lonely I must be? And that’s the problem sweetie you could never fuck me I neither could Jack not really how do you feel about that?” asks Lacey.

“ I actually like that I find that comforting because it makes sense to me of my life.” says the Francis guy.

“ oh, well, that’s nice. I am a I am I’m not sure if you realize how vain you were though and imagining that you were super brilliant and that you’ve met every woman to ever exist?” asks Lacey.

“ oh crap oh yeah OK fine I have a very low IQ on your scale of things and no I didn’t realize that my anthropological knowledge was that not only lacking but probably degenerate like you know negative I was in the negative negative zone how ignorant was I?” he says.

“ ha that’s a joke oh sweetie it was pretty negative babe you were probably 10,000° below zero and you’re on awareness of women. How many women did you even meet during your life? Four?” asks Lacey.

“ honestly come to think of it I’ll say six I probably only met about six different kinds of women at at most, may be my almost my entire life.” he says.

“ and let’s just be retract for second you were not aware of what you were doing to the US?” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I know I was nowhere I was not aware.” he says.

“ well, that’s quite a mess for me to have to sort out because I’m your superior and now I’m in the position of having to sort through it so basically sweetie, you shoveled in a Normas amount of shit on me and made it my responsibility to fix it away, potentially without love being there or anyone else to support me and those same people molested me as their daughter or betrayed me as they were supposed friend and molested me while I was giving birth to my daughter, the people who you didn’t like, have been far worse to me than they were ever to you most likely I mean I’ll investigate it really quickly but I have a feeling you were just unspeakable.” says Lacey.

A moment of pause.

“ yeah know if this is accurate do you understand the moral dilemma that I’m in? I don’t know how to punish you. I don’t know what to suggest the truth sweetie. I’m above such things all right I’m sorry I would’ve probably even been above them when I was your age, you can’t necessarily affect someone like me, necessarily in the way that you may or may not have imagined. You don’t seem to get it. My thoughts and imaginations are so far above yours that this is just nonsense to me the women that you don’t like have tortured me in a way that’s far more profound than anything you’ve ever experienced, seemingly ever.

And now I’m trying to figure out what to do with the US Constitution and I’m trying to figure out what to do with everything because those women that you hate there my problem too. And yeah, those same people are a problem for me as well. I am a big I’m going to wonder if you ever had a backyard or if you fished or if you saw any movies or read any books or really ever even saw your own hands.

I mean, what were you and Jack doing just sitting around thinking of evil things to do did you ever notice anything around you? Good grief.

And we have a serious mess to fix but I don’t trust you to fix it so you created this astronomical problem and I don’t know how to fix it.” says Lacey.

“ so it’s like a math problem almost?” says Jack from Hell.

“ yeah he hit the nail on the head there. It’s just like the most confounding math problem. Yeah it’s like Einstein would struggle with it. It’s very very esoteric to because lambs dead. There’s no illuminati they found me and I have no idea God himself may be the only one that understands how to solve it. I have no idea what the hell you were expecting me to do you know just out of curiosity where are you thinking that that was so unlikely that I would exist that you were fine, but in the back of your head, you worried that if you were wrong, it would be just the end of the world yes or no?” says Lacey.

“ i’m just curious don’t take this seriously but like how loves Lacey as far as humans go she’s like one of our favorites like for real and it’s making me wish that I hadn’t fallen because dang it’s kind of fun to hear the echo from a human of what we hate about them and it’s just like wow you hear it to and yeah I feel stupid because I’m starting to feel like she’s counseling me in hell and I’m just like I don’t know why fell you’re right it was dumb at N no it’s it’s dumb but then I feel like I I was a fool for falling.

But you know, I am worried if I may speak so boldly as someone who used to work for you I’m worried that she’s not human anymore. If there’s reincarnation, I really worry that this this issue has turned her into some sort of demigod. I don’t think a woman supposed to have to go through this if she’s reincarnated and I know that but I mean like really it scares me and I’ve been a demon for like a while. I mean you know maybe 80 billion years. Know when this is actually that fucked up I mean I know that sounds crazy but if she’s Scotia she’s been a she’s been around for a little. Yeah I mean for a little while and this is kind of weird. She knows that I know that and she’s freaked out and so my is she a demigod like what’s even going on if there’s not reincarnation, maybe we’re OK but that still scares me if there is reincarnation, I I I worry that this is a very extraordinarily rare occurrence, and that she’s genuinely turning into a God not like you maybe not even as powerful as me but like there’s something about her that starting to scare me the entity, she sees it’s weird how it doesn’t affect her she’s not a witch And I got a very strong sense that if she wanted to move things with her brain, she almost cut they’ve given her way too much power and I don’t even know if there’s a man alive who could fuck her I love her anymore maybe love Ken you know that but this is starting just this is starting to mess with my head. I I just I can’t handle it I just have to tell you it’s starting to freak me out.” says a demon, freaking-out, potentially.

“ yeah I know and then the Kennedys keep wanting us to feel sorry for them because they’re so fucking high all the fucking time I’m narcissism and so is this little asshole that did this fucking prank with the picture and don’t give me some excuse about we wanted to Lacey we went to Lacey to go first and have the conversation find but this isn’t going the way it supposed to and she knows that and so do we!” says another demon.

“ when God created you guys, it was the men who were alone not the women, but Lem has that totally backwards. It doesn’t even matter if that’s not what he’s experiencing that’s all she can hear and that’s all he can express and that does still matter and there goes the heck trying to runoff to fuck her brother again do you understand we’re not you we’re not God and we’re getting scared!” says another demon.

“ so did Lacey is Lacey responsible for this or his art as our narcissism making us think that?” asks a living Illuminati woman.

“ I am so angry at you that I’m gonna tell you the truth that’s a stupid question!” yells a demon.

“ and I explain to you why there’s no way I would be responsible potentially at all. I don’t know how you would construct some sort of reality where I am responsible.” says Lacey to explain.

“ i’m gonna take that as a narcissistic problem issue for her because I’m a demon that controls her but you’re right Lacey it doesn’t really work because she keeps resisting my will to try to thwart you.” says the psychic’s demon.

“ i’m getting the sense that America was way out of line in some ways but that’s not even what’s happening right now is it?” asks Jonah Wiley.

“ no it’s not the problem is that there’s purgatory Jonah most likely and that Francis Macado or whoever it is that took the picture is refusing to take responsibility for what he did. He keeps trying to find some excuse for his behavior. Jack could very easily just be in hell right now, whoever took that picture is having a very hard time excepting the reality of what they did and taking responsibility for it and they want to blame Lacey because she’s a woman and they refused to accept the reality that’s not logic that it’s a astoundingly. stupid lie. She’s a woman she hates women, and based on that flawed premise, he thinks that she’s just like the women who would’ve found it flattering that he was so despicable but he’s too dumb and evil except the reality that that’s just simply not true. And then it goes back to the reality that I shouldn’t have been there I shouldn’t of had to deal with these people my family had problems. They were very complicated and I was genuinely scared of them. I took those pictures because they were bullying me and I don’t know how to even explain that Because people still don’t want to hear that. People are being an ass and psychotically stubborn it’s not just stubborn anymore. It’s stubborn to an extent where it’s starting to scare hell they don’t seem to know how to unstick themselves because their egos are just it’s astounding they think they’re God or something like literally like they can’t imagine being wrong to degree. That’s profound profound isn’t even profound enough of the word.” says Lem.

“ yeah and the whole luminosity started that by tacking her eight years ago she really was just in love with Michael. She wasn’t channeling him. She was really just in love with Michael.” says a demon. “ yeah, you guys want Lacey to be responsible for something if she’s being hard it is because she’s in a Gyptian Egyptian princess and she was a British aristocrat and so in your heads you think she’s gonna be the one that did it. that’s the way the movie went but that’s the problem you people have faced entire personalities and psychology and minds on television and movies and it’s rotted your brains. You have no idea how to think anymore and Frances should’ve known better I mean with you watching too many movies and reading too many I mean it’s just it’s not likely that he was quite that stupid but the problem is there’s so many of you who are worse than him or you’re right about at his level in the illuminati and you don’t seem to understand that you don’t have a reason for thinking what you do that’s based in reality it’s pure emotional garbage, Chris and Kates in the entire illuminati you you are basing everything you think on your emotional garbage inside you have no sound logical reason and then you hate sound logic and reason because it contradicts the emotions you have that you can’t make sense of it because you’re in illuminati, you think suddenly are the expert psychologists of the entire world and that you can control people in a way that God can that’s insane, but Aaron had that delusion Chris has that delusions sodas his wife soda a lot of people who are liberal, including Bobby you guys genuinely don’t understand how stupid you really are.” says a demon trying to desperately explain to the Illuminati what’s going on.

“ at an answer to your question yes I ice I ate Ayah I I I I I did I did I did I did I thought of I thought that that it was bad if you existed and that it would be the end of the world and then I thought I was you and that somehow it all would work out.” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ the Kennedys have a really hard time holding people accountable when they’ve actually done something evil and it’s not just imaginary.” says Ireland.

“ Joe likes to think that somehow Lacey did something to him and she really didn’t. He did something to her and he has a hard time holding himself responsible case in point.” says a dead Irish singer.

“ hey doesn’t surprise me doesn’t is Lacey is annoyed because it’s so totally predictable.” says George Bush Jr..

“ you sided with me in hating women more than I side with myself.” says Satan to the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

Silence.

“ there’s not an entity alive who sides with you what you’re saying is really that stupid.” says Satan to the Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ no it was Satan is saying is fact. Lacey would never quote God because she doesn’t want to be sacrilegious so I’m gonna try to say it no what he saying is fact there is no entity alive who would agree with you.” says JD Rockefeller.

“ see I would’ve thought there was something to it!” says Kick, slightly mocking herself.

“ I am just astounded by the audacity what happened before I was born that could’ve suggested to you that this was coming?” Lacey asks the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ Lacey doesn’t want to kill me anymore she thinks there’s something defiling about it and that’s what’s concerning to me. Is she even a woman or has she turned into some sort of god!?!” Satan asks God.

“ I did not anticipate that doing that would turn Lum’s wife into a goddess literally!” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo type.

“ are you going to answer her question you really should. you should really try!” says Lem.

“ I am dumb. I never occurred to me that I was the product of those bitch women.

I never kept a hold of myself. I always thought that being a man totally sanctified me and made me profoundly better than any woman I’d ever met.“ says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ answer the question!” says Lem.

“ i’m still adjusting to the fact that Lem has a voice that’s like normal and that you sound straight.” says Kick.

“ answer the question!” says Lem.

“ all right she has her foot on my skull again for a while she was being helped by Africans that didn’t know how to do it and let me Telya this is worse and better at the same time. I’ll talk OK so here’s the scoop no I did not know I did not pick up on anything, possibly by choice.” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ all right so the sense that I’m getting is that you really you sorry this is just so fascinating you you Khalid you really are you really you you really good grief you really hold on just a second you really were you made a monstrous mistake I’m sorry I’m getting sleepy and bored there’s not nothing told you nothing told you during your life that you were going to have to go through this moment. Are you suffering enough to take it seriously or do I need to try to get Hell to punish you more?” asks Lacey.

“ I don’t think Lacey is American and I think America needs to stop trying to figure out what’s wrong with her because they’re so scared of how profoundly impressive she is. A lot of people are like that outside of the US. Sorry.” says King Charles III.

“ although she is American, and every way that’s necessary but but she is possibly not as Americans we are.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ I just met the journalist that started this to know that I’m going to make you suffer. This was a travesty that was a throw in on my family. I am evil. I did screw up but I’m angry for a reason and I hope I plan to torture some of you when you die it’s some thing for you to look forward to or you can try repenting and getting God to protect you I would suggest you do.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“ I didn’t know what was going on. I just thought she was a dumb bitch. I didn’t realize she was actually in love with my uncle I mean if I know in that I mean come on it’s just you respected me to know that that’s really absurd.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ you know Bobby it is absurd I mean you were responsible, but I feel like on a certain level that was expecting too much of you somehow.” says a reader.

“ i’m so I think I just need to realize that this isn’t what I thought it would be. What was I trying to do to you? I was trying to like make you impressed by how cool it was that I took his picture doing that I don’t think I really wanted you to sleep with me but I think I kind of did in the way I didn’t know who you were but I thought I bet you’d be really hot and she goes after guys with like good bodies and stuff so she’s probably so much sexually experienced or something and that could only mean one thing she’s got a good body to so I was kind of thinking with my Dick slightly in that way and I thought yeah the side of work whoever this bitch is that shows up she’s gonna be really flattered by the fact that I I took the whole thing that seriously why doesn’t that work?” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“Oh fud. Dear there’s-ah there are several different flaws with that. First, of all you’re ugly compared to Lem. How do you assess that one?” says Lacey.

“ I mean to be perfectly honest if I’m thinking like a television producer, let’s think this through how would she be? How would she be interacting with me if she’s that hot I’m not completely gay either so there’s a chance I’d want to screw her myself.” says JFK. “ and then it’s like I bring her to my house with Lem’s. I’m all smiley and friendly to her and she’s thinking I don’t know maybe Jack’s not such a bad guy so I get them both in my house maybe thinking that who knows I can try to be a genius and figure something out and sleep with him at the same time or some shit or both of them separately or something or get them a swimsuit make them compete and then what happens my brother and my father meet her and they both want to fuck her. My father falls in love, and my brother loses his shit over her and wants to screw her to the point where he practically goes insane.”

“ that is that is not what I anticipated.” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ how did you not anticipate that that’s so obvious!?” says Allyson’s mom.

“ yeah I’m beginning to wonder if there’s something really wrong with you because if you’re not in hell, you must be really screwed up.” says John Belter, potentially.

“ what no because people don’t do that kind of stuff in their families!” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ and this is why she was questioning the entirety of the US because how does he have such a strong voice that’s nuts he has no idea what he’s talking about.” says Lacey’s teacher in the 8th grade, Mr. Hanson.

“ I am OK but ‘Francis’ I’m not part of their family and neither is Jack or me. Neither is Latin. They’re not part of the family.” says Lacey.

“ photography is actually far more dangerous than we think today I just wanna point that out.” says Benjamin Franklin to 2024.

“ yes well let’s be careful with those excuses Frances or whoever you are what made you think what made you think that it made sense and Joe is very handsome. Did you notice that or not?” says Lacey.

“ not really no.” he says.

“ yeah did you look at him or no?” says Lacey.

“ I know I didn’t look at him that much I did. I didn’t want to. I didn’t want to look at him. I didn’t want to look at him I’d see him sometimes and he scared me. I didn’t want to like him.” he says.

“ so you were you were aroused by him, and you were scared of his presence because he was so arousing?” asks Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy.

“ yeah, potentially I was also very threatened by him, egotistical he, and it scared me to look at him, and except the fact that he was so astoundingly attractive I I didn’t want to be objective about it, and actually have a real opinion because it just scared me.” says the Chaote Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ right but she’s fucked me and my father she really turns me on. Do you understand what that means?” asks Joe Kennedy Junior.

“ and I am Lacey just help me a little bit too much there I wouldn’t have that’s almost like she circumvented my free will and I don’t think she wants to have done that with essentially beans is that yes I have given her so much authority and so has the illuminati that she’s almost acting as if she’s a God and I potentially, and that scares me or demons telling me to say that because of a narcissist, and I like torturing her.

I didn’t have a good answer. Shit what does that mean? Oh well, let’s see crap. I was trying to impress her and make her want to screw me and then I was trying to give her the impression that lamb was really in love with Jack as I thought that was really cool because I was gay to some degree and I hated women and I thought that would really be a good way to torture them and I was also slightly in love with them at the end. The whole thing is just seems like a genius idea to me to be that mean and that way it was very exciting to me and I also really hated that probably more than anything I hated that I just heated him and I hated that he didn’t know that necessarily even me not really he knew that but he didn’t really know that I don’t even know if he knows that right now and that’s part of the problem is that Lacey understands and I don’t even know if he does and that’s just devastating to her but she’s smart enough to know that that’s not some thing that she can be devastated by in good conscience almost.

Oh, and I think I was flattering mad and flattering Jack to think that I am that he could be her except I wonder if someone could be but Jack’s not one of them. SHIT!

So basically, I found like Mrs. Kennedy what the fuck I was trying to hurt lame I was trying to hurt her wow OK this is why evil doesn’t work.

And so do you care?” he asks Lacey.

“ in what way?” asks Lacey.

“ as a woman crap you aren’t gonna know what that means because you’re not a peasant shit do you do you do you do you care that I think Lem loves Jack?” says the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

“ i’m a little worried that I’m way off in the Nesheims really are that elite? isn’t that weird?“ says Chris Hayes cheerfully.

“ do I care, honest answer no if I can choose not to I choose not to.” says Lacey.

“ so you would choose to just say fuck you rather than try at all?” asks the Choate Francis MacAdoo guy.

Just put it this way when she thoughtwhat her the Cubs won the World Series and it was a historical event and her birthday was crap but she got drunk on expensive gin and eat Fried Green tomatoes. That’s who you’re dealing with. I really don’t think she cares. Should she choose not to care or not that’s debatable, but know if she can choose not to care sweetie. She doesn’t give a fuck.