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“ I’m chick schisms! I’m bigger than you!!”

“You’re riff raff compared to us.” says Simen Johnson. “And you’re ugly. SO ugly.”

“Then why do I feel SO DAMN HOT!” asks Amy Schumer.

“Because I use you to get off.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Why!?” asks the CIA. “You wouldn’t have to.”

“Because that’s what my owners told me to do.” says Senator Chuck Schumer. “They said that if I didn’t do it…I’d be dead.”

“So you get me aroused?” asks Amy Schumer totally sincerely confused.

“Yeah. You’re like a pig. You literally look like a pig. You’re ugly. …But they were beating me.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“So I’m hot!!” says Amy Schumer.

“No!!! …I’m scared of death.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“But we’re related. It’s gross. I feel…weird that I’m aroused.” says Amy Schumer.

“Because it is weird.” says the CIA.

“I didn’t know better.” says Chuckie Schumer.

“YES YOU DID!” says Amy Schumer.

“Whatever. …I’m sorry.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Yeah. But now we look like peasant idiots compared to the Nesheims.” says Amy Schumer.

“Because we are!!” yells Senator Chuck Schumer.

“But if I shake my body…it does something.” says Amy Schumer.

“Huh?!?” says Senator Chuck.

“Like…it makes her ugly. It’s witchcraft.” says Amy.

“No. You’re fucking…stupid.” says Senator Chuckie Schumer.

“You’re Charles Schumer.” says Amy Schumer in a prim voice to desperately imitate Lacey Banks and the Nesheims.

“No!!! …I’m CHUCK!!” says Senator Chuck.

“But that’s not as elite or pretty.” says Amy Schumer.

“Because we aren’t, Amy!” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Am I supposed to be hurt!??” she asks.

Senator Chuck Schumer thinks. “Ahh…we are peasant Jews Amy.”

“Oh. …That’s an American…myth. We’re still just peasant Jews.” says Amy Schumer.

“YES!!! Thank God!!” yells Chuck Schumer.

“Shit! So I’m being protected by God..because He feels bad for us? Even if Jesus is God?” asks Amy Schumer.

“Sure!” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Wait. We’re rich!” says Amy Schumer.

“Yeah. But…not as rich as the Nesheims.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Why do they do the white trash aesthetic?” asks Amy.

“Because they’re…scary.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“So we’re nicer?” asks Amy Schumer.

“Yes and no.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Why do we have to care!?” asks Amy. “We’re rich and famous!?”

“Because it’s just reality. But…also because…people are evil.” says Senator Chuck Schumer. “They’re trying to ruin America. Not the Schiebels. Not the Nesheims. Not the Banks in that way. No! …The people…who own me.”

“What are they up to?!” ask Amy.

He shrugs. “They’re…mean?”

“Yeah. See. I don’t care either.” says Amy Schumer.

“We’re supposed to.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“So that’s where we’re still peasants?” says Amy Schumer.

“Yes!” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Then I’m just ugly.” says Amy Schumer.

“Yeah. You not knowing that is personally embarrassing to me.” says Senator Chuck Schumer.

Amy grabs a fork puts it up her vagina and starts digging out her vaginal secretions. She scraps them onto a plate and cries.

“Amy! What are we doing?” asks Senator Chuck Schumer.

But Amy is gone. She’s clinically gone narcissistically psychotic.

“Amy! What’s up!?” asks Senator Chuck Schumer.

The Fugue by Dj-T-Rock & Squashy Nice plays.

“I just scraped my entire vaginal lining that was transmissible with a fork onto a plate because I am in so much pain psychologically for narcissistic reasons, but it’s real emotion and I don’t know what to do because it doesn’t seem like Lacey understands.” says Amy Schumer.

“What-Why did that seem like a good idea? Why was what was going through our head Amy?” asks Senator Chuck Schumer.

“Because! It’s SAUCE!!” says Amy sincerely, because she’s genuinely gone slightly medically insane.

“Well Amy, speaking of being a Jew…I think Lacey is just trying to help, so what are you gonna do with it? What are you gonna do with that? That’s not saucez

That was your body you just put on the plate.

It’s different than spitting on a plate but it’s also not in a way.

What are you gonna do with all your spit? Do you have a plan with your your sauce? Huh?! Salad? Make a vinaigrette? A chicken sauce. Do you have a plan to do something with your sauce or is it just Amy sauce on the plate?” asks Larry David, in sincere terror.

“Umm…I don’t know where to begin to explain what just happened.

So…you’re right. And your joke is not missed on me.

Oh fuck, I just went insane.

I don’t know where to begin to explain, but I’m gonna try to.

Oh dammit this is so fucking stupid and complicated but I have to say it.

Lacey hasn’t showered today and her pits stink and sometimes she smells her pits and she thinks, ‘Oh that smells like onions!’ and I thought that was stupid and trashy. Like I get it that she’s not literally smelling her pits but then that means that the smell emanating from her arms at times is so strong that it smells like onions and she notices that and she thinks it smells like onions and I’m smart enough to know that there could be some chemical similarity just like she does because I’m smart and so I was rather irritated and yet also flattered by the fact that we both know something about osmology.

But then, because I’m narcissistic and I’m in a crowd that hates her and I’m trying to fit in with my friends I started competing with her in my head.

And then this is where it’s not so PG.

(Adult content below)

She has vaginal intercourse with a ghost. We were pretty sure it’s a ghost, and we can’t guarantee that as the scientists that we are, but we think it’s a ghost. Well she thinks it’s a ghost, and I actually tend to agree with her.

So she has vaginal intercourse with a ghost, and he shared that with us last night that she keeps getting yeast infections because when they have sex and he puts his penis inside of her it upsets the pH level of her vagina, I mean it like really upsets the pH level. and so every time they have sex, it upsets the pH level of her vagina and because of that she has a yeast infection, and it stinks, and she can smell that too, and our psychics have read her smelling that and noting that it smells like sour cream, and then I think the combination of that with sweat smells like sour cream and onions, which is actually really tasty and it makes a really good flavor for potato chips.

She handles it like some sort of cosmological Gorbachev because she’s so distance from it in a perfect elite wait where it’s just like well that’s just science and it’s wholesome and it’s decent and it’s normal but she also notices what’s happening and then there’s no way to humiliate her because it’s just so brilliant and elite.

And then I ate I was trying to compete with that and so I got it in my head that I could literally went up her by getting a fork taking my own vaginal juices out and actually making a sauce because I I think in my head I thought she was being pretentious by making she made a sauce last night to because our psychics read her as saying oh you know I keep smelling my own sweat. I should just make a fucking sauce and I shouldn’t say that to anyone but we’re obsessed with her so we read her mind is thinking that And so we read her mind is thinking that she might if she would’ve had to say it out loud at some point and if she would’ve said something to someone in her head like what are you just make a fucking sauce so stupid I keep smelling that and I’m not going to be degraded by what they’re doing to me so I’m just going to make a sauce because I refuse to except the fact of their life I refuse to except their lie. As fact she just she does. She refuses to accept a lie as fact without it being based on evidence, and turning it into actual truth, like objective truth so essentially, she refuses to sort of destroy the scientific method just to appease our egos and so, she made this like sour cream and onion sauce and then ate it with potato chips and it was really good and the British thought it was hilarious. It was actually very charming because I mean what are you gonna do with your human you’re stuck in the swollen body and it’s like fuck I’ll just make a song I would never eat my own vaginal secretions that’s disgusting. Where am I on sweat because it’s different but it does smell like that for some reason so I’m just gonna go with it make a good sauce and let it go, let me not let it go but just make a good sauce and just enjoy the fact that my appetite for sour cream and onion has been salivated.

And I was irritated by that, because I don’t want to think that the English are more superior than the Jews and then if they live through the holocaust, they would’ve turned the whole thing into some sort of event which is possible and I could even be why the Germans put us through the holocaust because they knew we would never react that way and then Lacey’s like well no shit that’s the whole fucking point of why this is so vile. What you’re doing to me and then I just think fuck I can’t handle being inferior like I narcissistically because of how I was raised in our culture and maybe there’s something that I need to be accountable for but I worry that it is our culture and how I was raised by our culture. I mostly just made America in the 20th century and you can blame the Kennedys for that but I don’t wanna go that far and just say it’s only them so because of that I decided to one of her and make my own original non-pretentious vaginal sauce.” says Amy.

“ am I wouldn’t eat your sauce Amy I don’t sound like it’s not a real sauce like you forgot and that’s part of how you went in sane is that you forgot you’re not really a psychotic person but I think you had maybe had a psychotic break for a second or some thing and I wonder if part of your break was in you thinking that like somehow your vagina had literally become edible did you have that thought that your vagina had literally become edible?” asks the CIA.

“ yeah I did I had a I think subconsciously oh, I mean I can’t guarantee it, but I highly suspect that that I had that thought that my vagina had literally become edible.” says Amy Schumer.

“ so um, do you still have that delusion or are you OK now? Oh no.” says the CIA.

“ to be honest I have a sense humor about myself so much hi I’m a little worried, but I am going to keep keep tabs on myself and probably just wash the plate with soap and probably get some Monistat because I probably just screwed up my own pH level I didn’t cause any lacerations I don’t think so. I think I’m OK, yeah I know I’m fine I mean I don’t feel like I’m in any pain I’m not bleeding I think I’m fine. I was very careful with the fork so know that the sad truth is I’ve never had a boyfriend who’s would’ve wanted that place I have a feeling there are men who might, but I’ve never dated someone who would, I know I’d like to think that someday sold about that place and would actually just be worried about me because you think that’s cute but you’re losing your mind no it just as it is a human. It pisses me off that no one wants my plate that I know and I mean it life is very lonely and I experience that she was already destined towards loneliness, but um yeah I think a lot of us who are millennials or even young Gen X millennials are really genuinely are more lonely than most people Genzie’s probably lonely two or more really lonely so that just compounds her problem. I also might be slightly jealous that she can have sex with ghost, but I don’t think so. I think it’s mostly just that I felt threatened and I couldn’t handle it and I just literally lost my mind.” says Amy Schumer.

“ who who who who did that to you who gave you the impression that you needed to defend yourself to her because at this point sweetie you’ve made your seats yourself seem absolutely hilarious and very secure and Jewish and you made you and your uncle seem tragic, and I worry about him that he’s a little off so to speak but you could be too in a different way and then at the same time if it’s just tragic, it’s tragic. It’s just tragic that your family became so besotted or weekend that you ended up compromising your morals.

I know I I think it’s just sad because it doesn’t really make sense for you to attack her. It’s just it makes no sense.” says the CIA.

“ but the thing is though there’s some part of my consciousness that insists that it does and she hears that and then she thinks maybe I’m just insane but no, there is some part of my consciousness there’s some part of my subconscious that has been Rewa brainwashed into thinking that I need to attack her and I don’t understand why because it’s weird this is true.” says Amy Schumer.

“ What pitches in the high think that we need to except the fact that if this is a real conversation that the Kennedys kind of just screwed us over in the United States and weak, we can blame cultural trends, and Hollywood and everything else but I think we need to have an honest conversation about the fact That they really are toxic and they really did causes a problem in the situation. Would Lacey have emerged? Not necessarily that’s how accidents are sometimes you can think well it was bound to happen but no that’s not reality. It wasn’t bound to happen necessarily and that’s where a person thinks. What was the straw that broke the camels back I don’t think Lacey has a straw that broke right I doubt that’s the problem. I think there’s something else that happened and that’s part of the CIA is trying to figure out is what was the straw that broke the camels back what was it what really caused the situation, it’s easy to blame the Jews. It’s easy to blame Israel. I don’t know if that’s a safe discussion because I doubt that that’s what it was. We can’t guarantee it but I doubt it I have a feeling it’s far more likely that it was something that was a lot creepier hell of a lot creepier. It could actually be something like global warming And Greta and Lacey may be both suspect that someone independently but not really it’s more like Greta suggests it and Lacey thinks yeah it it actually could be potentially global warming so now this could actually be a global warming issue but Chris may have attacked Lacey because of global warming. That’s not in it really that’s not highfalutin nonsense that’s possibly literally what happened.

And then you have to start asking yourselves well hold up who is in this discussion some people, but the real discussion is mostly between Lacey and her family and illuminati, which is really disconcerting to some people because it just points out that the elite are sort of in a sense taking responsibility for what they did but they’re also abandoning ship or they could end up abandoning ship. I mean if we’re on the Titanic and it’s global warming were the first class passengers, and we’re finding out what’s happening as it’s happening I think we’re hopeful that it’s not totally sinking, but then some of the more of back well, some of the more, some of the more complicated individuals will say in the illuminati to put it nicely tend to just think fuck it. It’s our turn to take a jump off the ship or get in the lifeboat and take off because in the sun same thing because they’re just thinking or start building some thing I mean People did that too. I’m sure they they probably built life rafts because they were determined to sort of survive him so I think what we’re sort of experiencing is that some people illuminati Phyl is though if they stayed that they would lose a part of their spirit or soul, and so those people to some degree have decided I am just going to jump ship and commit suicide or hang 10 and see where this is going because it ain’t looking good and it seems likely that we could end up just seeing the end of the world.

What is interesting? Are so what ends up happening I don’t know. I don’t think if if Amy’s not evil I think she’s in agreement with Lacey and I don’t think they think that’s a godly way to respond and I think both of them are worried about everything maybe not as much Amy as Lacey I think Lacey might be a better person to be honest Amy I’m sorry don’t go to snap, but no it’s just disgusting because if Amy’s bother to they’re both bothered by the same thing potentially.

Him so I mean, what do you want we want me to say what are you? What do you want? Where do you want we were we were and I just got some thing we were gonna have a discussion but it seems like it’s very hard to have it off and we’re back to square one. The Kennedys have us at war with Egypt. If Lacey‘s reincarnated we can’t guarantee that she is, 00 we can’t guarantee we can’t guarantee that that lease is not Scotia but the Kennedys are very problematic. We can’t guarantee that Lacey is not Scotia him and that’s the problem Lacey problem if there’s green carnation chip very easily could be Scotia so essentially that’s partially why that’s why Diana died and then two years later JFK died. It’s possible that Dodi Al-Fayed put a hit on JFK’s life, sincerely that could’ve been retribution Free Zone death if there’s ghosts, he didn’t want his father to know or be involved him but it’s possible and that’s her Eyz Wide Shut maybe with some sort of a warning to the Kennedys the captain in Cape Cod he was a pilot air disaster. I think it’s possible that Jody was trying to explain to them that they needed to stop because they were messing with some thing that they don’t understand and it just went over everyone’s head him Know it’s exasperating because humans explain things were social creatures sometimes we get along, so knows we would love each other just as friends I don’t understand how they don’t get it. If Lacey is Scotia, she loves Dodie and his father just in a weird way. it’s like an Egyptian automatically And then that becomes problematic because they are Egyptian so then all of Egypt is O in their own polite Egyptian way at war with us they’re at war with us and why are they because you killed Diana and Dodie because the Kennedys kill Diana and Dodie and you took Scotia‘s soulmate and turned him into a fake it someone might want to save from it from Egypt. U-turn Scotia Scotia‘s twin flame into a fake it to make Jack feel little less like a fake it himself even though he actually technically was one so you turned a man who is Saint Augustine who is 6 foot four who maybe struggled with his height Into the feminine freak that he was not no, he was not a gay man. You turned him into that you turned him into a fake it not even a gay man, but I fake it because you have this big burly 6 foot for a straight guy who is a nerd with asthma and glasses Acting all dainty and feminine and sucking Jack’s cock and destroying his life.

I didn’t ask for Egypt girls what the fuck why did you make that some thing it wasn’t? Why did you do that and I have a feeling Egypt had some issues probably before but they were kind of being quiet about it and just keeping an eye on the situation because they thought I don’t wanna overreact let’s be loving and patient with these people.

Oh, and then in 1997 Diana died who was probably a member of Lem’s‘s family so you turned a Spencer into a fake it, who was just a straight big guy and he is the twin flame of Scotia and then that wasn’t enough because they weren’t more upset and so then you found Diana Spencer and you killed her because she fell in love with an Egyptian and that reminded you that Lem was straight and that you were lying to yourselves.

And that was when they just cut the cord and went fuck that fuck that shit fuck that.

Oh, and Michael in the afterlife freaked out and started trying to conjure things on Jeopardy a well SNL because he was trying to find someway to explain Lacey‘s anger and the anger of the dead Scottish people if she’s if she’s Scotia I think he knew that shit was gonna go down because they had Scotland And Egypt both livid pissed off totally pissed off and he thought I have to find someway to explain to them that they’ve gone too far that they’ve gone way too far and I crave me by Robin Williams died of a heroin overdose because it’s just it’s like spiritually things just keep spiraling out of control.

I so essentially, then Diana died and no she’s a Spencer and oh damn Scotia and lumber in love again and that was too much for George Clooney and you know Spencer, Tracy and Katharine, Hepburn, and lots of dumb ass Irish Americans to understand they were still just Irish. But because that’s all that happens until you ascend, that’s all that you mean you can’t forward the process it’s like communism you can’t force something to happen and that way that’s just not how societal change works.

And of course we get into an argument over societal change, potentially with the Kennedys because that’s who they are. They’re very difficult people to reason with.

So lame Billings was probably straight and then because Jody and Diana were in love even though that’s not what the Crown told us but the crown is on Netflix and Netflix is screwing over sex and the city. It’s screwing over a lot of stuff right now and who made a great documentary about Boeing airlines Kerry Kennedy oh my word.

And now Netflix is going to make a documentary about jack and I’m sure that will make it very played an obvious Atlanta’s actually gay in love with Jack and Lacey just didn’t even bother to exist. I mean that’s impossible and insane but but they’re they’re trying. They’re trying to argue that like literally she should have enough sense and moral dignity, dignity, deceased exist, which is an insane argument. It has no basis in reality, but that’s their indignation. Oh my God.

So I can see why they were desperate yesterday and they found the guy who took the picture and tried to have a discussion with him and you know what it was not for not they probably wouldn’t have destroyed things quite so dramatically in their family if that little brat hadn’t taken, those photographs and they would probably be a lot sadder and a lot more aware of the fact that lambs not gay and wasn’t they might not even have had problems. Those photographs were probably far more dangerous than the person that took them still wants to except.

The problem is, it’s not just a family issue. Jack just can’t except the fact that lambs not gay and so he keeps insisting that Lacey‘s in love with him or Lacey‘s in love with Joe. Where is father because he insists that lamb Hass to be gay and that’s not saying that’s impossible there’s no way for them to be gay, but Jack has a problem with that which is why he’s in hell and we get into arguments at this point with his residual energy.

And it’s a lot less threatening to deal with Jack’s residual energy than him threatening is not an Eco testicle statement there it’s that he really is a violent vicious a evil man, which is why he’s literally in the hell.

He may not be there permanently, but you have to understand the suffering that people have gone through and that he’s behind 80% of it. So yeah that’s where the Kennedys have a serious serious problem because they don’t get it they they kind of treat life like a joke and they treat people like a joke and they they’re so evil and stubborn that they they can’t seem to understand that that doesn’t make sense

Arm. And then no, you have to just except the fact that lamp might have an excuse for being friends with them at all, and a very reasonable normal explanation that is sad and maybe not satisfying the same people, but if it makes sense to Lacey and she can except it, then it probably is sensible enough For her and I have a feeling there’s plenty of people who are dead and alive who would really like to punch them in the face because if he was straight yeah it’s good. At least you can understand I have a feeling though that part of her writing this is her desperate fear that he has offended people Her.

If there is reincarnation in the Bible are some of his warriors that he works with he was not gay to still on this list they still am they still they still bail about sometimes with Lacey literally they fight off demons for him sometimes and no they’re probably all look like him. He might’ve actually been very hot. Saint Augustine might’ve actually been a very attractive man Who actually could literally be lot but then all of his warriors actually looks like bath like lab him and no there could be some insecurity on his part if some of those people have turned out a little less screwed up then he is and they didn’t show up in the 20th century thinking that they were gay when they’re not one way or the other.

I so um, if you aren’t indebted desperately to the Kennedys and you can see that line might’ve been straight you have to think it’s may be a little funny, especially if he’s saying, Augustine reincarnated you have to kind of think it’s a little funny I mean the guy found the church and then he came back in the 20th century And got molested by a priest in America.

I am so so basically no edit him. What do we say? At this point it seems possible if there’s reincarnation that him Scotia and Saint Augustine, our our our Lacey in Lem’s and it seems as though Egypt has taken the Kennedys very personally I wish maybe talk about that should they be taking it that personally or not? I think Donald Trump would say maybe maybe not But for some reason Egypt’s wants to take it personally it is that actually is perfectly rational him so that’s it that’s it that’s a different discussion but but putting that discussion aside, I have a lot of respect for Egypt that they’re being that honest and trying to tell us that no she really could be Scotia. They actually are that angry and then this is the problem, Donald this is where things get tricky. Her father was the pharaoh, if she Scotia, Tom was the pharaoh of Egypt, and if there’s reincarnation, he may not even be her biological father in this life, but they still look frighteningly similar because that should work that was supposed to have been his death her for father he was supposed to be her father. That was the God probably asked of him and he rejected that, possibly because he was actually trying to be a Christian so if there’s reincarnations I think that’s where we have to realize the time as her dad Thomas her dad and he screwed up if it if he’s not her biological father he screwed up. She probably came really close to being his daughter like by hair, which could be how she looks so much like him I mean her father works for him. It was so fucking close. It was so fucking close if she’s not his biological daughter it was so fucking close if there’s reincarnation and that’s where honey fits his responsible, because if he’s not her father, and he was supposed to be no! They conned her into this life.

Oh, so essentially Thomas her dad and that’s the thing what if that is her biological father would’ve Margies the problem I mean it’s very complex regardless if there’s reincarnations Lacey a Scotia I mean that’s Scotia‘s that’s Lacey‘s picture that’s Stainglass it’s Lacey that’s what she looks like. It’s very hard for her to take a picture of that but somehow someone got Lacey on a Stainglass in Scotland, which is actually possibly super natural, I don’t know if she haunted them. I don’t know what that Stainglass is from but someone was brilliant in someway and managed to capture her likeness or that’s what Lacey looks like and she’s not literally Scotia, but we were saying these things for a reason, but oh wow that’s astounding because it’s hard to take a picture, but that’s a pretty good likeness of her.

What perfume would be Lacey? I am a boy probably something that smells like with some people think are weeds like thistle and maybe like thistle and Heather maybe water cress something that smells watery almost like lotus, but not quite actually lotus is not a terrible flower for her to wear, but Russell a Elizabeth Arden sunflowers actually isn’t terrible on her and that that smell is pretty close to what she should probably be wearing so like thistle maybe lotus I mean Joe Malone could make the fragrance potentially, but so could Penhaligon‘s so good for us, and if she’s reincarnate, reincarnated, or maze probably could as well to be honest, I don’t know Chanel could try, but they’ve kind of changed their aesthetic so his girl lol Hermès is still making the same perfume to some degree. I know they could make something so I could florist I could independent perfumer, but like the soul you could do a Shamrock thistle thistle lotus and then I want to say elderberry, and you probably have to have some very involved Like a berry like an elderberry aura or a blackberry that’s kind of what she would probably smell like if she’s reincarnated, it’s like thistle, blackberry lotus, possibly and I don’t know him maybe sandalwood and cedar. It would have to be something light, and still feminine sort of like soap, but a little more like a like a memo Like a Mimmo fragrance not that they have a Scottish fragrance that I don’t think it’s quite her thing, but Sintra isn’t that far removed from what she would smell like neither is ocean, leather, ocean, leather and Sintra but like Joe Malone but there’s something about BMO that really appeals to Lacey possibly because it smells like the air in the past on a fresh clear day it’s it’s a beautiful smell. Hopefully we haven’t completely destroyed that but to some degree maybe we have.

Him know that’s what she smells like to most people probably it’s a very humble smell really I mean simulator oh that’s beautiful and it is but it’s also very humble.

I mean you look at her and Lacey‘s far apart prettier than that but you look at her and you think that woman actually is very beautiful. At least he’s a lot prettier than that but you just think to yourself. Oh she’s quite beautiful but then you sort of let it go which is actually maybe not the safest thing to do because she actually really is an exquisite beauty. but they have just yourself if she’s Saint Augustine‘s twin flame and he’s literally Saint Augustine. Does he make her be that humble? What does he make her be that humble and that’s not entirely godly or does she do that in submission to him and it works or is that just what she looks like and he is gob smacked by it because he’s astounded by the fact that she still is a woman and she’s so sexual and beautiful, but that Innoway she keeps it entirely for him, and it’s just it’s just profound to him which if he’s the founder of the church it’s just it’s like I think intellectually he just finds her profoundly astute and respects her and things you know I could really love this woman not just humor her I could love her, even though she’s still a silly woman. I could love her because I know you’re not an idiot. I love what you’ve done with yourself it’s very humble, but you’re still incredibly beautiful, that’s where it’s lame and that’s where the Kennedys have screwed up

Oh, and I can’t help but think that that’s why if there’s reincarnations and even if there’s not, he showed up as Skippy on family ties because the Jews think cred the Egyptian’s are that pissed off something tells me that there’s an actual problem because they knew they lived in Egypt. You guys don’t don’t forget the Jews lived in Egypt, but it’s sad that people don’t understand the Jews it today are the Jews of the past and Egyptian‘s of today are the Egyptian‘s of the past. I don’t know that the Egyptian‘s of the past are exactly the same but maybe that’s a false narrative that Lacey didn’t realize was false The Egyptian‘s of the past could actually be the same and the Jews are too so then which culture predates the other for the Egyptian surround before the Jews and then some people say oh no, no no neither of them work and you have to be careful with that, because that might not be historically as solid as you think it is I know a lot of these New Age idiotically liberals think oh The Palestinians are Jews and the Jews are just dirt no the Jews are the Jews and the Palestinians are Palestinians simple as that him and it’s possible than that that’s where we have to deal with reality that Egypt could actually be angry at the Kennedys for a very real reason.” says the CIA.

“ what are the angry at the Kennedys, the Irish or America?” asks Ireland.

“ hello don’t think that the right middle easterners that have become irate on Lacey‘s behalf simply because they just they feel some loyalty possibly to Egypt and they just they’re livid. If there’s reincarnations there could be some people who are Middle Eastern who are livid as well, so um yeah be careful with your arrogance if you’re Irish, that is not a rabbit hole that you want to go down.

I repeat from Marcy that is not a rabbit hole that you want to go down. Marcy, Lacey’s not a lesbian you are. I’m sorry you forgot that with your jack ass wife.

You’re very jealous of her mercy because you’re a narcissist and you’re not an idiot, but you’re obviously a narcissist to some degree you post your picture to threaten other women because you pose your face in a way that’s not natural Lacey does the same but it’s because she’s not photogenic she’s explained that you never have and you’re not that attractive Marcy there’s nothing about your face that could be miss photographed. You’re just not that attractive. You’re pretty but you’re not anywhere fucking close to Lacey you look like a hog compared to Lacey.

As we were saying, I don’t know why Egypt is angry at Ireland but it is him. I don’t think there is angry at Ireland so as you want them to be.” says the CIA.

“Umm…Lacey some Jews would like to ask him questions just in case if there’s reincarnation.” says Larry David.

I’m In The Mood for Love by Louis Armstrong plays.