Verses by Ólafur Arnalds & Alice Sara Ott plays.
“What did we do in Egypt?” says Lacey Banks Billings. “Am I Scotia or not?”
“What would you have done!” asks a woman.
“Well…maybe I’m not Scotia…but if I was…we-“ starts Lacey.
“You’re not Scotia! That’s evil!! You whore!!” yells Jonah Wiley.
“No. I’m not necessarily Scotia and I’m certainly not a whore. But…prove I’m not Scotia. Because I’m not necessarily Scotia.” says Lacey. “Theologically prove it.”
“I don’t have to!!!” yells Jonah Wiley. “It’s OBVIOUS!”
“According to who?” asks Louis Hill Junior.
“CHRISTIANS!” yells Jonah, indignantly.
Bill Gates laughs.
Home by Good Neighbors plays and Jonah Wiley scoffs. So does Casi.
“What’s wrong with this music?” asks Lem.
“It’s weird. Like…when do I reveal my massive supremacy?” asks JFK sincerely from Hell.
“Over who?” asks the Illuminati.
“Ahh…EVERYONE!” says JFK from the Oval Office in Hell. He looks confused.
“Yeah. Whatever.” says Jonah popping up.
JFK nods in agreement with Jonah.
“So are you massively superior to everyone too, Jonah?” asks the Illuminati.
“Yes.” he whispers.
Jack seemingly doesn’t hear it.
“Jack. Jonah is superior too.” says the Illuminati.
JFK laughs and nods. “I am. It’s okay. He’ll figure it out someday. I have patience.”
“Yeah. I have patience for him too!” says Jonah. “Don’t worry!”
String Quartet No. 3 by Philip Glass plays.
“Lacey! What’s sex in Egypt?” asks Lem, quickly rushing over to keep her from choking as she writes about it. It’s a defilement of him neither of them deserve.
“Hey! I didn’t know.” says Chris Hayes to the Pope, cagily.
And how did the evil almost choke Lacey?
Christian Charismatics and their intentional/accidental witchcraft, possibly.
Keen to Cross the Pond 