“Beauty” by Jan Hertel in the afterlife

What’s The Difference by Dr. Dre.

He’s not hawt. He’s not smart. I’m sorry. Get over it. I said it.

He’s a man. With a hood watch and a gun. And why? Why does he have a hood watch? He’s not Black. And why…is that gun shoved into his pants? Geez…that’s stupid.

He’s brilliant at art though. The colors! His hair. Classic! And maybe…he’s…bisexual? But…he was presented to us as straight. So…

It’s annoying. It really is. Grow-up! I hate it.

Lies about sex and money are common but…some are harder to get over than others. And this one bothers me. A lot.

But…even though I seem…pansexual or bisexual…people often assume I’m gay. Or was.

Some insults just don’t work. …GET OVER IT.

Actually that’s what I would like to tell all Kennedys. “Some insults just don’t work! Get over it.”

The thing is…

If Lacey’s reincarnated she’s actually this woman:

She’s…far more ironic than I am. She’s far more ironic and thus her humor is ironic…than people who pretentiously say they’re ironic.