“good morning Vietnam!” by a drunk Dude

Lacey! Lacey…

Why did you decide to tell us you were Scotia on St. Patrick’s Day?

I I’m not Irish I am not Irish, and I am a little curious

I’m at a pub and I’m drunk and it’s 1130 and I am starting to wonder what the Hell is going on everyone’s depressed. This is the most depressing St. Patrick’s Day I’ve ever seen. And.

“Cillisn O’Donnell.” says Lem.

Most of us or not just getting drunk. We’re missing mass.

“Why didn’t you like her response?” says Lem.

Because I don’t know if you had a problem with reality you were probably potentially emperor, Constantine if there’s reincarnation in the Bible, Scotia is very active in a way of love for the Celtic people

I know these people are.

And if you’re Constantine, I’m just fucked.

I don’t know what the hell you’re trying to do Constantine but I kind of think that you are the Scotia are trying to kill everyone now because we keep betraying your trust as humans.

Are we have some of the worst human stuff are exist see, and if we are the dispensational us could be right, and it could be the end of the world

Because Lacey accidentally found the illuminati everything she writes everything she thinks is put into the ether in a way that’s far different than before and they know that but I don’t think they really understand what it means. Diego made a huge mistake. He assumed that she couldn’t cut a bitch yes

A lot of Hispanic people, and a lot of poor people have thought that about the British aristocracy that they were weak and pedantic and stupid stuffy shit.

A lot of people have thought the British were stuffy and stupid.

And I’m just confused because I’m starting to think that you guys were normal and just superiors all of us.

Did you all think you were descendents of the Egyptian‘s? I feel like I’ve read that that all of the illuminati used to think in the past that they were descended from the Egyptians, like not genetically that they had been that reincarnated. And I will get into wonder if it’s true it was a joke that poor people used to tell each other about how stupid they were but now I’m beginning to think that some of them actually were that and the rest of them were either jealous or confused.

And that’s where Lacey would’ve fit in, but she wasn’t born soon enough is what I’m being told by someone saying what the fuck excuse me but I sneeze

And I’m just scared because I I really think that she’s Scotia. I have heard that in my subconscious plenty of times and to be honest so Scotia I have mommy that’s nice why are we mad though? I don’t even know why are we all mad? I hear that see it she’s Scotia and I think oh that’s nice mom‘s back, yeah she’s a nice mom. I don’t know why everyone hates her.

She was a nice mom no she is. She’s a Mall aores has good Halloween trick-or-treat and where is his nice things to say about everybody and then you just wave at her and you think that woman is dull but if it wasn’t for her life would just kind of suck.

Of course, Lem would be her husband have you fucking idiots ever looked at him?

Who is exactly what she would marry some huge fucking huge guy who is like hot but kind of awkward and yet really not at the same time and then you just think well I guess he wanted to have sex with her. This people are my neighbors. I’m sorry just shut up this is what’s in my head

No he’s huge he was 6 foot four and he was big so when he put his legs together right it looks like he had curves but that was just a fucking shit show. I guarantee you that man was straight oh and he said normally you could tell I know he’s totally nice guy. You know he’s not an asshole, but you have a very strong suspicion. He could kill you and get away with it because he’s really chill in a way that I don’t know if I most anybody’s ever met is before in my life.

No I mean he’s nice. She taught people in the neighborhood how to fish he’s really good at fishing and it’s like you know you know how to do a whole thing with the worm and shit because of lamb and he was a guy when I came back from Vietnam. He would’ve said I’m telling me about it. I mean guy tell me about it and I would’ve told him and I would’ve been able to tell him whatever the fuck I wanted to tell about it it would’ve been therapeutic.

Hey buddy, wasn’t in my neighborhood on Scotia isn’t creepy. She’s just in the house. He has a nice house but we were afraid fairly nice house. It was a nice neighborhood.

And then I just sat there and I realized when I got back home these people care about me they care about the whole world and they’re scary in that way, but I don’t think there’s anything too weird going on because mom and dad have it all figured out

How to be honest they were I would’ve been right they would’ve been enough standing neighbors in our community. I would’ve died about 10 years ago 10 15,20 years ago he would’ve got the first power would’ve been devastated and she would’ve died about 10 years ago and she would’ve been probably pretty relieved to go because they were probably really in love but no one ever saw her talked about it which means that they fucked each other, and that he was really in love with her.

Hey, no no whatever side anything with Jack in him oh fuck that you people are so gullible

I know he’s straight. Everyone knew that I knew that about Lem Billings he was straight.

“ I posted a picture of Estee Lauter youth do yesterday and it threw her off of my she blocked me and I think that I did it because of my subconscious but I’m not sure and to be honest with you I’m getting angry because I don’t know why I’m not hearing from my own people or people, in general that he was straight.” says male perfume collector who followed Lacey.

“ we did that to you. We made you post that to try to hurt her. We’re not giving up on that.” say fhe Kennedys.

“ OK that’s weird. How did you how did you? What the fuck?” says the male perfume collector. “I am not gonna listen to the voices in my head that I hate her as much anymore because I don’t think it’s safe. Can I be honest that just doesn’t make sense.”

“ call know it makes complete sense when was gay I know that at least I have thought that but I’m still leaning towards that. Everyone of my family is to, including a lot of liberals. We’re all in it together.” say the Kennedys

“ so you blocked me from hearing that he straight?” says the male perfume collector.

“ we block her we block everyone from here in that.” say the Kennedys.

“ open. Just prayed you tell why.” says the man.

“ because it’s a goddamn lie.” say the Kennedys.

The male collector laughs. “ how is it a lie? Tell me about this lie?”

“ that idea it’s just that lame was gay. He looked gay. He acted gay he even looks gay in the pictures..” Say rhe Kennedys.

“ oh, not all of them though some of them hit he has a gay mannerism to him when you look really quickly you might think he was gay might also think he was straight. It’s an interesting thing actually almost like art where it’s like if you look really quickly, he seems gay but if you look really quickly, he seem straight and you had a have to analyze it more because it’s not obvious.” says another person.

“ That’s offensive don’t say that.” says the male perfume collector.

“ what was wrong with what I was saying I was agreeing with you.” she says hurt.

“ you’re a fucking bitch!” says the male perfume collector.

“ actually, I’m not Lacey wrote about me on this blog and I feel bad in my spirit because I said some unkind things about princess Kate.” says this woman.

“ yeah you’re a horse little slut fuck you God I could kill you in a beer celebration of heaven.” says the male perfume collector.

“ you didn’t even know what my energy was until I told you.” she says, laughing.

“ and you are our problem. You are the worst person in the entire fucking world. Oh my God.!” he says.

The English stifle laughter.

“ what what did I do to you personally?” she asks.

“ and I don’t know something to do with beer I mean you’re just terrible you’re just a terrible evil person.” he says.

“ I kind of think that Chris Hayes and Diego put a curse on Lacey where the whole world was supposed to find what was evil about her that they hated and wrote it out I literally think heater in the entire world against her but with the idea that it would be like fair, because it would be her actual evil.” says the British woman.

“ yeah that makes sense. I don’t care what anyone says. He turned the whole world against the British because that’s probably the part of her that’s most evil but it’s what’s wrong with all of us in great Britain and it’s really just a fall and nature I don’t really even know if you people have a real reason to be angry or if it’s just your core like animal hatred of us that you’ve learned over time that isn’t even rational, I don’t think you’re rationally attacking her or us. I think you’re just irrationally attack attacking anyone who’s British but possibly especially women who have opinions who stand up for things if I’m not completely evil, you could use me to attack Lacey and while I did that, I had some protection from you, people the minute that I stopped attacking her, and by her, I mean, princess, Kate, and myself, you stopped protecting me and I started feeling infinitely safer and less creeped out while you people were attacking me. The whole fucking world felt creepy but I kept hearing that I was being protected by something or someone powerful.

Oh, so now that I’m out from underneath that premise I feel up better I feel a lot less like scared of death but let me tell you something whatever the hell you people are doing is fucked up of shit.” says this woman.

“You know I kind of think there’s something creepy about this whole thing.” says the Boomer who started writing this post.

“ hey Lacey and Lem if you guys actually loved us in some unconditional way I’m sorry Shershaah and maven Gideon died, and I am sorry that Cillian took drugs.” says Joe I.

“ yes and no maven Gideon and Saoirse are debt, but it was sad when they died do you know Gideon actually could’ve been a good kid and Cillian was too he was a very good boy. His mother sold him for heroin. His mother was a heroin addict who sold him. She was a bitch. She was like a heartless, sociopathic bitch and his father was poor and she’d always tell him we don’t have a dad because your dad couldn’t afford to get married to me.

Oh, and then, yeah she just sold them December see people who seemed rich in town, but they were rich in the way that you people are there they was they seemed edgy and Balenciaga and cool. They were very into modern art and modern design and I want Glock guard clothing. They were very pushy edgy people. And they run a sex rig. Also sex ring it’s a hostage ring in some area of Ireland or they did and then these people that tortured him to death with the people who replaced him replace those people or who he got sent to in Ireland. They were horrible people but to their credit and this is saying something, but how awful everything is they weren’t obsessed with trying to raise him, they were evil, but this is where it ceases to be evil, and it starts to get to be good because they were millennials like elder millennials Gen X and that generation is interesting. Lacey is sort of part of that generation or was supposed to be.

So they gave him acid they did you know I’m sorry I think the kid could die from that but they gave him acid like an extraordinary amount for a kid. And they just left him alone. They stole him, and then left him alone with drugs, and so he then became so inebriated that he started to die, but they weren’t there, because they took a very hands-off approach to parenting so to speak or raising a child in any capacity and so basically they allowed for him to escape or die and maybe that’s partially them being Irish, but they kind of left the back door open for him to leave or die, even though they were holding him hostage.

They might’ve even left the door open. I mean they left them in that house alone so he could’ve run away, but he was a kid and he didn’t know how to take care of himself, so he didn’t do that, but he theoretically could have, but he was a very obedient kid, and they told him from the very beginning your mother left you with us she abandoned you, you’re you belong to us now and so he kept trying from the very beginning to be obedient to them because his mother was an absolute bitch who taught him to just be obedient.

Oh, and so me to reminds me, a lot of the mother who raised Lacey, but Lacey is different than him, but that’s so much genetic he he was taught, though to be a very sweet, obedient person and so he was trying as a somewhat good hearted kid to be obedient and so yeah, but because of his parents misfortune And how crappy their lives actually were he accidentally was given too much acid because that’s part of their personality. They tend to run into things I don’t think they’re stupid. It’s just somehow that’s what happens to them in the world really that that’s possible and easy for Irish, so they gave him too much acid and yeah, he died in the closet with Elliot Roosevelt holding him, I know that sounds ridiculous but there you go.” says Lem.

“ did you guys manage to sort of talk him down from being afraid?” the Irish ask Lacey and Lem.

“ yes, Lacey and I did our best. We made the whole thing seem bizarre and yet not on comprehensible which gave his brain some authority over his body. At first he was like I couldn’t. I could handle this it’s like being molested you can just kind of trick your brain into handling it sort of like a prostitute handles it, but then the drug was too much so started screwing with him and he started having some serious health issues because Lacey is talking to him telepathically and I am dead, and Jada. Pinkett Smith was helping us a we were able to sort of talk to his spirit and essentially help him cross over and Lacey would say not a New Age Way if that was got helping her because she’s not New Age I’m sorry Jonah. She’s really not New Age and I’m not either.” says Lem.

“ no I would say your people are not mystics either. You’re not a mystic either love you’re your ghost and neither is Lacey. She’s also not a mystic.” says another Irish woman.

And at that Saint Augustine if reincarnation is in the Bible walks in.

Lacey took this candid photo of her legal husband. She asked him if she could use it and and he consented.

He has a weird expression on his face. But that’s because the Illuminati was channeling his old self.

A Black man laughs.

“ can I just say it’s obvious that he’s a saint Augustine this person can stop posting pictures thank you you’re trying to be helpful. I appreciate it but you can stop.” says the Black man, sincerely.

“ but you’re going to debate that five minutes from now to make Lem’s gay again aren’t you?” says the writer of this blog post.

“ no Mark used to brag about his sexual experiences with women when he was young the same way that Saint Augustine dead I don’t know what his problem is but it’s some thing that he does.” says Katie H.

“ what the fuck his nose and eyes look almost identical.” says a reader.

“Oh no!” he says almost sarcastically aloud in another room at that exact moment very loudly in conversation with someone else.

“ no they understand each other Augustine of hippo and Scotia understand each other. I can see why they’re married. They’re different people, but I can I can see where they would get along and be able to stay married because there’s something about them put fake sense together he he’s a lot more chill than her, though, I don’t think that they’re really in like a marriage as much as it’s like a marriage legally like it. Yeah I mean you have to respect that or you’re going to destroy all families everywhere. Do you want to do that next Chris and MSNBC do you want to just destroy all families of any variety anywhere in the entire world?” asks a demon, annoyed.

“That’s her legal husband!?” asks a reader.

“YES!!” screams Lem.

“There’s my ‘legal husband’ according to you assholes!” screams Lem.

Lem erupts in laughter.

“No. She…means well. But they have had a relationship that’s friendship but sexual. And it’s innocent. …But…that’s what you think I had with Jack. And I didn’t.

But then meanwhile, in reality, she’s married to him:

Saint Augustine reincarnated if there’s reincarnation in the Bible.

He’s really the same.” says Lem. “Fill in the gaps.”

“Lem what do you mean by that?” asks Great Britain.

“He’s-“ starts Lem. “It’s not worth talking about. Right!? You all already know everything.” he says sarcastically.

“I hear you Lem.” says the writer of the post.