“What We Want” by a Man on Behalf of the Kennedys

This was almost written in a normal fashion but Lacey was interrupted.

So…now Lacey is discovering that she and Lane are in Blue Jasmine.

6 Underground by Sneaker Pimps plays.

Lacey is a third adopted sister. And possibly because Zelig from 1983 was a flop…in a sense in actually helping Lacey like Lem intended…she accidentally is a bizarre third sister in Blue Jasmine who exists…in a creepy fictional realm.

What happened? Lacey is a third sister. It’s Jeanette, Lacey and Ginger. Ginger and Lacey are close. And Lacey and Jeanette are too, in a different way.

Lacey went to Union College in New York, majored in Art History and married her current legal husband who’s breathtakingly a character in the film too. He’s Lacey’s first husband. And she has kids with him. But then Lane and her get married…

Except that’s just it. Lacey is not a fictional character and neither is her legal husband. Nor are her kids.

So…does this last? That’s entirely up to God.

“I killed myself. Like Sabrina.” says Lane.

“Why?” asks Lacey.

“Because I was broke.” says Lane.

“Temporarily.” says Lacey.

Lane smiles. “Yes. But the writers didn’t know that.”

“What was supposed to happen?” asks Don Draper.

“I was supposed to go to a bar, meet Lacey and hook-up. And…that’s the last you would have seen of me.” says Lane.

“A man in a bar in London kept staring at me.” says Lacey.

“Yeah!

I-“ says Lane. “Snippy got ruined.”

“Lane why did they write you off!??” asks a reader.

“WHO ARE YOU!?” yells a psychic.

“Ask God.” says Lane. “I might just be me.”

“You could steal her.” says Lem. “But I’m not having it!”

“We’re not having it!” says Lane. “I could easily screw her. And I haven’t. And we both know she’d know I cared.”

“I’m not going to let that happen.” says Lem. “Matter-of-fact it can’t.”

“But…right now Lemmers it seems like I love her. NOT YOU.” says Lane.

“I’m going to bed.” says Lacey. “I’m sick of this.”