“The REAL REASON” by Bobby

Look. Let me nail it down for you. Okay?

The real problem we’re having right now is…that Lem…was gay.

Yea. HOMOSEXUALITY.

Stick with me. I promise you’ll…find great truth.

The real problem is that Lem was gay.

Why does that bother you so much?

I’ll tell you why. Because homosexuality is scary to you.

You know…it’s possible it’s abhorrent to God. But as the Pope, my good friend, has said recently…we have to accept that gay people exist.

And I for one…am, as fervent Catholic, going to let my leader lead. And let the Holy Spirit speak to my heart.

All I Want by Toad The Wet Sprocket plays.

Let’s let the Holy Ghost lead us. I feel Him moving as I write this through telepathy.

Billie Jean by Michael Jackson plays.

I’m okay…with Lem being gay. *I smile proudly* I was always his good friend. And I’ve never had a better friend than him. He had a way of making me laugh like no one else. But…but…ahh…but…we had fun. He was riot! And…in my family, through the guidance of my dear mother Ethel Kennedy…I’ve learned to accept people as they are. Always. And…so today…I want to publicly accept Lemmers…as my gay friend.

You can accept Kirk LeMoyne Billings as your gay friend too. All that is required is for you to believe. Believe in LOVE.