“Bitter”

“I don’t like Tom Ford.” said Jan Hertel in 2015.

The attack against Lacey, within the Illuminati, was conducted by bitter, upper middle class, pseudo-intellectuals. The sort of faux-expert, Ivy League credentialed, people who often appear on MSNBC. They are worthless at running at real war. Unable to fix or address actual issues well. And they’re often slightly nerdy, unattractive and irritated…deeply irritated…by not being someone far more glamorous. Someone Old Money like Lacey. Or someone “famous” like Justin Beiber or Taylor Swift. They aren’t…entirely in control of their own destiny or their own perspective even.

Why did they hate Lacey? Just because her cousin is Katie:

And another of her cousin’s owns this place:

And her husband could easily be this guy:

Why does that guy bother them? Because he’s SO complicated. SO complicated. …And they can’t figure him out. …They legitimately can’t fathom him. And yet he’s obvious to her in the most natural, ordinary way. …And they have great sexual tension and love between each other. An excellent, eternal connection.

Are they just jealous?

Mmm…maybe?

But….it almost seems like something more. Is it?

Regardless, they tried to make their case a real thing. A meaningful, well-grounded, stable, open-minded, high-minded thing. And sadly the Illuminati fell for it. And then had schisms. And…now it’s sort of a bloody mess.

Turning Taylor Swift Is A Poopy Head in a weekend lecture tour at Brown University…didn’t take off. Even though they’ve tried it for over eight years. And even though Bobby Kennedy Junior tried to make it his thing too.

“TAY IS DUMB!” he would have had tattooed on his ass. And then sent drunken text messages with photos of it to Diego to make it even cooler.

So what was their point?

“We tried to use Maggie Lake last night. To make our case. Didn’t work!” says Bobby, exhausted.

“What irritates you people?” asks a reader.

“How well she seasons her food.” says Erin. “Her ability to decorate.”

“Her voice being so British.” says Chris Hayes.

“Her seasonings!?” says a reader.

“Yeah. She really seasons…her food.” says Erin.

“Thyme, oregano, garlic! Fresh garlic! ONIONS! Cumin, ginger. Stuff like that!” says Chris.

“Did that bother Diego?” says a reader.

“Not as much.” says Chris.

“Are you being facetious or real?” asks Lester Holt.

“Real.” says Erin.

“Why not just season your food then!?!” says Lester Holt.

“I don’t want to run out and I’m scared that I can’t afford to buy more.” says Erin.

“Are you also afraid to use it?” says a Black psychic.

“Yes!” says Erin.

“I don’t think Lacey understands and neither do I if there’s reincarnation she’s obviously from out from Egypt from Africa yeah and I don’t think we relate because we’re very wealthy in that-in that way. We don’t have a lack of spices or understanding of flavors and so it’s hard for us to really even understand where you’re coming from. I’m sorry.” says a Black male psychic. “Also she may just be better bred than you if there’s not reincarnation.” 

“I don’t use spices as well as Lacey but I was raised to be resourceful and thoughtful with what I ate. So it has something to do with breeding even if it’s not that.” says Katie, her cousin.

“We weren’t raised with that as much because our mother who did most of the cooking was not Nesheim, but even so, I still am more thoughtful than most people about what I eat.” says Alys.

“Is it weird to you guys at all that she’s had hours everyday for months to just talk to you?” says a reader.

Donald Trump shakes his head no.

“You know we were hoping she would think she was schizophrenic, but she literally had a very well respected psychologist in Seattle tell that that was not at all possible or likely or something, and that he couldn’t diagnose her with that and that he wasn’t going to…and so we basically just lost that. But we’ve been in denial about it for about eight years because we didn’t think that she was ‘smart’ enough and intelligent enough basically to take that doctor as seriously as she did.” says MSNBC.

“So that was like eight years ago when she was in Seattle when this first happened that a doctor talked to her because she got freaked out, went to the emergency room, told them it was happening, they didn’t think that it was likely she had schizophrenia but they thought she could’ve had a psychotic episode and they were worried about her and so they recommended a doctor for her to go to in some hospital in Seattle. And then she went there and that doctor diagnosed her with basically just clinical depression and then he didn’t bother explaining the rest because he didn’t seem to think that he should…but then he gave her a prescription for sleeping pills and told her to try meditation.

I think umm…Bobby is the one who has had a hard time understanding that not Lacey and then you guys think it’s him speaking on her behalf or you think it’s her talking to you or you’re reading her… He gave her sleeping pills! You guys inspired him to do that because you guys were hoping to kill her using sleeping pills…but then she never got that medication filled and obviously the prescription expired a long time ago. Why did he tell her to try meditation? Probably because he thought this could be real.

I mean that’s Seattle and they’re a lot more progressive and aware of certain things out there than the rest of the US. Things that are supernatural. I am in California and California is like that too! It’s very West Coast! …And so, umm…there aware of a lot of things that the rest of United States isn’t as aware of…and so I think they just thought it was sort of stupid that she discovered some weird supernatural, psychic phenomena, and that she was maybe even overreacting to it and so I think he thought, ‘You know she just needs to learn how to channel better or calm down or something!’ and so he recommended New Age therapy. So is like essentially just finding some place to do some meditation probably to sort of calm herself down…and I think what you guys can ever understand is that he knew she did not have schizophrenia. HE KNEW.

Part of it was her age. Part of it was her background and her history. Part of it was her speech patterns. …And he had her in the office with him. It wasn’t a Zoom meeting. She was sitting in his office for about an hour talking with him in a very well respected, upper class, totally cool medical place that checks out! Professional! Respected. WE WOULD USE THEM IN THE CIA.

So this man was definitely a well trained doctor…and he had years of experience. He was probably in his 40s or 50s at the time. And now he could even be in the 60s or retired. White, average looking man. Very common. And to him it was an open and shut case. Even to him. Even to a white, average doctor. …She didn’t have Schizophrenia. She didn’t meet his standards for diagnosis of Schizophrenia. She just didn’t meet the criteria for diagnosis. She didn’t qualify. Okay? …She didn’t meet the profile. It didn’t work OK? She doesn’t have Schizophrenia! Her symptoms did not match with Schizophrenia. …Her pattern of speech, her psychological background didn’t match with a diagnosis of Schizophrenia. It just didn’t match with Schizophrenia and so he couldn’t diagnose her with that…because he’s a real professional…and he’s not gonna say, ‘Oh you have pneumonia!’ when the person has a paper-cut on their finger

There are some people who can’t handle that about her because she’s such a good psychic and I’m saying that as a person who is not Christian. Lacey is a genius psychic, a genius psychic medium! …I mean I’ve never seen somebody channel the dead so easily. Garza OK? Yeah…there are some people maybe who can but it’s really not that easy…and she does it in this like totally natural way, and I don’t think she’s even doing it in any sort of demonic way necessarily at all. I think it’s just her brain! Could we ask God to heal it? Yeah…we probably could. But you know to be honest with you at this point in her life I don’t even know if that makes any sense. How did she end-up this way? OK we have spent years analyzing her and it’s likely that her father was born in 1894 one way or another…and so it’s very possible that her brain is just different but she’s not Schizophrenic. She’s not. And it’s very complicated.

If she actually is the daughter of Tom Banks biologically, the thing is there aren’t that many people with fathers who are 88 who conceive them and so it’s possible that we don’t know enough about what actually is happening in the brain when your father is that old. It’s possible it’s not almost ever Schizophrenia for those children of old men…but there’s always something more towards the psychic. There could be some people who have Schizophrenia and that could actually be unrelated to the age thing of their father or it could just be some weird thing genetically that is sort of comorbid with the situation. Like a mental-illness issue that isn’t related to the age of the father directly on a genetic level.

Of course…it’s possible that they’re not unrelated??? and maybe I’m wrong about that…but I’m not so sure. …I kind of wonder if they’re not just more ‘psychic’ not Schizophrenic…but more psychic…because their parents are like…old. …Their father is old! I mean think about it! It’s such a common sense thing. …Why people keep fighting common sense?! ..It’s because your dad is dead! Their dad is dead OK? And so when your dad dies when you’re like five…mother nature is like how about if we have you covered because if you end-up being like her, and ‘nothing makes sense’…you’re gonna have to be able to talk to the dead. What is to survive or be happy at all!? And I honestly don’t understand what your people’s problem is.” says the CIA.

Later.

It’s discovered that Helena Bonham Carter and Lacey both don’t understand rejection from men sexually entirely. As they’re both very cautious and yet free-spirited…and men find them both attractive more than our current narrative leads us to believe. So…Erin’s misery…is…not something they relate to on a deep psychic level. And Erin, being insecure and narcissistic, can’t accept that reality. So…she starts to open up…and then she shuts down because she feels too extremely sad.

“I have a feeling the character of Daphne. Yes. On Frasier. May not understand either.” says an actor.

“I don’t. I am a lot like both of them. I am possibly a real person in Heaven and no I don’t understand either. That’s true.” says Daphne.

“Do you season your food well, Daphne?” says a Black man.

“No. But I feel bad about it.” says Daphne.

“I don’t.” says Erin.

“But it embarrasses you?” says a reader.

“Yes!” says Erin.

“Erin…men can sense things like that.” says a man.

“Why should they still care!?” says Erin.

“Because I’m not dumb.” says a living Black man. “Because we aren’t idiots, Erin.”

“I’m happily married!” says Erin.

“Are you? Or did you profile him? After researching Lem?” says God.

“Some of both!” says Erin.

“So is he a real keeper? Or not?” says France.

“Erin…you seem ridiculous!! Like some little girl in 1987 who bought the Christmas Barbie just to compete with another little girl who wanted one…but who’s dad was dead.” says a reader.

“So! What’s bothering you??” says a woman to Erin.

“I can just sense her criticism of me.” says Erin.

“Why do you care?” asks Jess Seay.

“Because she’s…better than me. She’d never have made the mistakes with her life the way I did.” says Erin.

“SO are you happy bringing home the bacon? Or are you depressed as hell!?” yells JD Vance.

“I married JD. …I’m a Yale graduate. A lawyer. But I married JD.” says Usha. “It’s unclear to both of us…if you married your husband or if he settled down with you?”

“I settled down. I didn’t marry him.” says Erin.

“GOT IT.” says Usha.

“So are you miserable or what!?” says JD to Erin.

“FINE! I am. Okay!?? I am slightly miserable. …Not that much. But…a little. I resent that he doesn’t…love me…the way Lem loves Lacey.” says Erin.

“Or how I love Melania?” asks Donald Trump.

“YES!! OKAY!??” says Erin.

“Because you’re his ‘equal’ and his ‘friend.’ Instead of being his wife.” says a reader.

“But I would think being a ‘friend’ is more dignified, and Old Money and even Godly.” says a white, American, southern woman.

“It’s NOT.” says Lem.

“It’s asexual bullshit. Not at all romantic.” says another reader.

“Erin…are you bisexual…or did you just fake that to seem sexier and more sophisticated?” says the CIA.

“I faked it. …Mostly.” says Erin.

Casi rolls her eyes.

“So! What this…deep pain about?” asks a reader.

“I don’t know either.” says Jan. “Sorry.”

“We get hurt. But in a different way.” says Helena.

“Ahh…I guess…you just feel…worthless.” says Erin. “And you’re constantly striving to feel…worth something.”

“WOW!” says Jan.

“I felt that too!” says JFK.

“I did too.” says Lem. He laughs. “It’s not real, Erin. Nobody is actually worthless.”

Later.

“Erin…darling…you understand? Right? …You’re just not as sexy as Jan Hertel. …Nor as good at decorating or being posh. …He was wearing Goyard on the regular in 2016. And he thought it was slightly…ordinary.

Frankly…you couldn’t seduce Alisha’s husband from her either.

Your nose is too long. And pointed at the tip. And it doesn’t matter then. Alisha’s nose is less icky. And her eyes are prettier and her lips are slightly better.

And she has better hair. And probably better boobs. And cooks better.

…You could seduce him in an evil way. Or in an honest way if you were his soulmate. Or closer to his soulmate. But otherwise…it would be irrational on his part. And as he seems sane…it’s unlikely.

Umm…that being said…you aren’t worthless.

Why can’t you just have humility and dignity?

Your husband loves you.

You have an attractive soulmate or two. You’re not destitute. …So why can’t you just be dignified and humble?” asks a dead train conductor.

“She felt spectacular. Chris made her feel SEXY.” says Matt from the Los Angeles Times.

“SO DID I! …We used to do dances.” says Diego.

“Yup. And I cheered them on.” says Rachel Maddow.

“Erin…you also grew-up in rural America. Wisconsin. And women like Lacey are highly praised there. …Could you have been confused as a person by that?” says the mob.

“YES!!” shouts Lacey’s neighbor.

“SO!! …How’s the revolt?” asks the CIA of her neighbor.

“Not…going…well.

People lack interest.” says her neighbor.

“So far it’s so normal. It’s kinda like…maybe…we’ll see.” says another Harris supporter.

“Erin…why!?” asks Diego. “I did it partially for you.”

“Just to make me feel better?” says Erin.

“YES! …You got so sad.

But turns out…Lacey is just superior. Because she’s a strong Christian and scientifically superior. So…it’s…not…necessary.

Why didn’t you just stay with us?” says Diego. “You could have.”

“Chris made her feel inferior.” says Kate Shaw Hayes.

“The thing is…Lacey’s WAY hotter than Julie Andrews. And Chris is NOT as good-looking as Christopher Plumber. …Why didn’t you just…let it be what it was!? …You were his side chick. His sexy side chick. In his open, polyamorous marriage. …And you lacked the genuine sophistication and maturity and wisdom and decency…to just…out him. …You should have outed him. Instead of attacking her.” says Diego.

“As what?!?” says Erin.

“ as maybe sort of her type but just way too flawed or just not quite right and somewhere so Lacey and I look a slight bit similar but were dramatically different people so you should’ve just played that up and been like he’s not lame like you see a similarity or you think he’s like Michael but trust me they’re very different people and I guess I’m being humble and dignified and saying that because it’s kind of like I’m not Lacey I’m not Scotia and I don’t think love would actually ever make that mistake. I don’t think that’s his mind. I think that’s her mind though and so someone like that, could make that sort of mistake, and then that’s where you’re like no that’s not the same thing that’s not you’re mistaken and I think that’s part of how they keep messing with her head with them because I keep telling her she’s mistaken. He was gay when I think it’s pretty obvious that he wasn’t. I think it’s pretty obvious that he wasn’t people can fake being happy that I looked at those pictures to, yes and I I don’t see any evidence of him being sad enough to be in love with him at all. When I see tons of evidence suggests that there was a sexual something, even if it was just rape and really, he puts up with way too much from Jack, I don’t know why he encouraged him to cheat on people but really what people seem to fail to recognize is that he was also cheating on lab it wasn’t just that he was sleeping with other people to get with that he was also sleeping with other people so you can’t have him sleeping with dozens of other people every year and then have let me just like every time it’s secretly with me I don’t think that’s possible even for an idiot to believe that completely especially because he was enjoying himself and their pussies like you can’t. You can’t tell me that a gay guy would go over completely fine even a bisexual one or pansexual. Oh it’s completely fine can you fucking other people you’re just fucking me it’s like oh no, no that was just like ago between a no because I’m pleasant sleeping with them most likely, and even if he was, it’s not him, why does he have to involve all these other women? It doesn’t make any sense OK because those women existed. It wasn’t just him. Those men existed like red Fais he wasn’t just oh my gosh this is a no this guy is talking to Jack too much in the White House no red face and him were pretty obviously having a sexual relationship as much as they could right so I don’t think you guys have thought this through. I think it’s stupid as fuck to be colloquial. I don’t think lamb could’ve possibly tolerated it and then really almost attracted to men at all and then on top of that no he does look straight he does. He does ask Katie, but he looks physically straight.

NFS has ghost that she’s talking to and sleeping with. I have a feeling that he probably is just straight and was and I don’t think you guys are being rational or normal about it. There is nothing wrong with what I just said you’re psychotic inability to understand that is very disturbing.

But that’s another topic I just am I got I got level on an intuitive level. I think it’s completely impossible that he wasn’t straight. I really do. I think it’s extremely unlikely that he wasn’t straight.

I think you guys aren’t thinking of Lake James Garner Lem’s looks a little bit like James Garner and I don’t think James Garner was gay. No rock Hudson was gay James Garner was not gay. OK I love looks like James Garner. He looks straight. Trust me I’ve looked at man I like man he’s straight, yeah, he’s straight.

So that being said, I think that’s one of your problems is that you can’t except that all of you, but I think another problem is that Aaron seemingly doesn’t understand that that’s her problem too because she’s siding with these people they don’t understand love sexuality Aaron almost at all OK Your husband looks a little bit like him. It’s true. It’s kind of funny and kind of weird and I don’t think he would be married to him if you guys weren’t having sex. I doubt it anyway.

So I I think Aaron by being a liberal and going to the big city right making a name for yourself you kind of lost your mind you could’ve been a movie star you weren’t pretty enough even with plastic surgery. You just didn’t have a face to be a really famous movie star you’re just not that prettier in your eyes just aren’t that pretty you’re not that pretty. I’m not necessarily either. My futures are proportional, even if they’re not actually superior and I wouldn’t mess with them for that reason possibly because it’s just like my face is wide and so wider nose looks good even if it’s not actually superior. I have a feeling Lacey‘s face is more narrow than people realize but not necessarily but it’s just I think my nose is proportional. It’s not the best nose but I think it matches me and it works and it’s not gonna ever be as good as hers but I don’t think it means that it’s like a death sentence for my sex life. It just means that I have to be aware and then find a man who likes me and just likes me for myself it’s like oh yeah she’s good enough Sheila is not like in a disregarding way but like he actually thinks I’m good enough like I arouse him and then I’m also really beautiful and that can be really romantic. It’s like a guy who sees you for who you are in the inside as we used to say and then see is your physical beauty and things so no that’s not as good as some people but that’s OK because I think she’s pretty and I really like her just for who she is.

I know this is Lacey‘s view of things to Aaron not yours, seemingly at all. Lacey is the one who is deep not you and you had that upside down this entire time. Yes and part of the reason why is because she’s superior to you socioeconomically I am to some degree a lot of people I think are getting paid like 100,000 a year living in New York City working for the New York post or the Wall Street Journal or some thing and they feel really elite and they’re probably in a lot of cases in the illuminati But for whatever reason but I don’t think that’s actually the most sane thing to do and I won’t be surprised if Lacey has pointed that out to people we’re billionaires it makes sense for control purposes to have people like you in the illuminati but you guys don’t have the same perspective as a lot of people who are better off than you are better educated, or more sophisticated or something.

So I’m sorry but I think I am in a higher class than you. I think I’m not upper class but I have a very nice house and I do have decent perfume. I have five kids. We have a very nice life I’m not is sophisticated or upper class is Lacey my great great great grandfather wasn’t a famous silver smith Norway of you know important value to the world by a great grand. Uncle didn’t write you know Norwegian, American fiction that is in advance historically significant but I think I’m a little better off than you and I sure as heck more stable.

I don’t understand why you don’t get it. Yes, you’re jealous of me too but you’re pretending to yourself not to be because you want to feel super sexy and sophisticated.

Sweetie, you’re such a heck because you just like getting high on your ego. Your decorating is so blasé. It’s so predictable. You’re so predictable. Lacey actually isn’t predictable she’s so unpredictable that it scares people and then they go bat shit crazy in regard to her. I am a very unique person. I’m kind of predictable and kind of not but no you are very predictable Aaron so predictable because you’re trying so hard so so hard if there is an illuminati I have yet to understand your perspective you see more like a parasite or a leech who has no perspective of their own and just imitates people, so can you try to explain to us why what I just said could piss you off or hurt your feelings or why it is that you disagree with me or what like where are you coming from and I don’t want to see you crying and being evil you need to actually like make some sense!” yells Alisha.

“I AGREE!!” says Lacey’s female neighbor.

Later.

“I just hate how stuffy they are!” yells Ed Helms.

“Lacey and Lem?” asks a reader.

“YES! …If he’s straight. …He’s so damn stuffy.” says Ed Helms.

“I was! Regardless. …People described me as PRISSY. LITERALLY!” says Lem.

“But you were raffish!?” says Ed Helms.

“YES!! As a straight man. …But I was also very stuffy.” says Lem. “And when I tried to be gay…it got prissy.”

“You keep saying try too much!” yells Tim Walz’s Lieutenant Governor.

“Because I HAVE TO!!!” yells Lem.

“OH! She’s making you?” she says.

“NO!!!! …PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE!!” yells Lem.

“He has had to reexplain himself often.” says the CIA.

“Okay! So! Alisha…I’m probably just shallow.” says Erin. “And maybe in my case I’m more…tied up with my working class roots than you.”

Alisha nods.

“I TOLD LACEY OFF!!” yells Peggy Flanagan.

“WHY!??” shrieks the CIA.

“I told her off publicly. …Because…I knew she’d be watching. And we weren’t polling well. And I knew…she’d know.

And so…since a lot of us…had assumed that that was clear indication she was JFK reincarnated…or Bobby reincarnated…or…a failure woman…I decided to call her out. Kamala insisted she wasn’t hurt by Lacey’s supposed superiority. So…we assumed she was the dumb, evil one.” says Peggy Flanagan. “And she could tell I came from a working class background. And…that was…when I started getting scared. Because…none of us…have seen her in any natural setting…so…we…assumed things.”

“LEM WAS STRAIGHT.” says a living gay man in a raspy voice. “What’s for dinner Lem?”

“Baked potatoes, grilled chicken breasts, and green beans. Two chicken pot pies are in the oven.” says Lem.

Erin laughs.

“No. I did well.” says Erin.

“You’re very Working Girl meets Holly Golightly.” says Lacey to Erin.

“YEAH. …She’s…beautiful.” says Erin.

“You are too. In that way.” says Lacey to Erin.

“More than you?” says Erin to Lacey.

“I just can’t be that. …And I might be superior to it. HOWEVER…if George Peppard prefers you…I’m toast. If I’m trying to be with him. Like Chris and Diego. Toast! …Because they just prefer you. But…I’m technically superior. …I don’t think George Peppard’s character would have…decided to end the world though.” says Lacey.

“What would he have done?” says a billionaire to Lacey.

Lacey thinks. “Been cold. Kind of like Prince Philip was to me. Unnecessarily. …Cold. Told me to…try to understand.” says Lacey.

“UNDERSTAND WHAT!?” says Peggy Flanagan.

“”That Holly is special. …All women are. I guess. …You know? …But I’m my eyes…Holly is…about the best there is.’” says George Peppard.

“It’s personal preference. …Or we’re evil.

Why would you assume Lacey’s a loser!??!” says Tim Walz to Peggy Flanagan.

“Because she gave up!?” says Peggy.

“NO!! She’s DYING!!!” says Ethel Kennedy. “YOU DIPSHIT!!”

Ethel thinks.

“She was brutally abused. Neglected. …Then she developed health problems. And instead of committing suicide…she’s tried to live. …And that’s between her and Christ!” says Ethel. “I’m sure she’s a Christian!”

“Yes. I feel…very morally conflicted. And I have kids.” says Lacey.

“Do you all understand that her family abused her?!??” a reader asks Peggy Flanagan.

“I can’t fathom…that affecting someone…that much!” says Peggy Flanagan.

“WOW!!” says Louis Hill Junior. “THAT IS SO BACKWARD AND STUPID!”

“We thought the same.” says Messiah College.

“Ethel. You’re fun.” says Lacey, drinking spiced wine.

“She is!!” says Bobby Kennedy Senior. And then he breaks into tears.

“No. She’s not Jack reincarnated. Ethel is just that fun!” says Ted. “To clarify: Lacey is not JFK reincarnated.”

“Lacey do you feel…weirded out?” says a working writer, who’s female.

“YES!” says Lacey.

“You’re not fun!” she says.

“NO!! We disagree!!” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“We don’t trust you Peggy!!!” says Queen Elizabeth I’s boyfriend. “SORRY!”

Later.

“SO! You feel entitled to more wealth?” says Peggy Flanagan to Lacey.

“SHE IS!!!!” yells Ron Craft. “SHE IS!”

“I agree.” says Tom Banks.

“But not as much as…Queen Elizabeth II?” says Peggy Flanagan.

“EXACTLY ACCURATE!! Yup!” says Tom.

“So it’s just like you can sense the injustice of your life in that way?” says Peggy Flanagan to Lacey.

“YES! And I’m extremely sad without Lem.” says Lacey.

“So…it’s about Lem…and just feeling off?” she says.

“YES!” says Lacey.

“I get it. …I think people misunderstand.” says Peggy.

“Thank you for trying to understand.” says Lacey.

“Well yeah. Because it’s like…you seemed keen on finding wealth. …But it wasn’t about the wealth itself until after we attacked you. It was about Lem.

If he’s actually been poor…would you be obsessed with finding poor men?” she says.

“I was never obsessed with finding rich men. I was looking for him. So yes. But not obsessed. I’m obsessed with EVERYTHING if I seem obsessed with this. I just loved him that much.” says Lacey.

Later.

“SO! …Why were you laughing at me?” asks Peggy Flanagan.

“You’re photogenic.” says Lacey. “Sorry. …But that’s not why.

It’s your glasses. And your hair. The hair color. …Do you dye your hair dark?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” she says.

“I used to. My hair- And then just your glasses!?! …And then you were just yelling at me.

It made me involuntarily laugh. And you read that.

And you just…

I can’t understand “peasants” anymore. *Lacey laughs* Why…are you being so WEIRD!? …You insist…you’re…richer than rich. And SO POSH. And SO HAPPY! …So why are you locking me up? It’s sort of funny.” says Lacey.

“What’s up with the glasses?” says Tim Walz.

“They’re ENORMOUS.” says Lacey. “I’m sorry. It’s comedic.”

“Are you trying to snub her!?” says NBC.

“YES!!” says Katie, her cousin.

Nils Nesheim laughs at Peggy’s glasses too.

“They have NO SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT THEMSELVES!” says Hugh, a British actor.

“She’s not making fun of you. Those are ridiculous glasses!” says Erin.

“And it was in my head. In my private thoughts. You being in the Illuminati and reading me is just sadistic. …And in this case it’s a pathetic grab for social status. …You’re DELUSIONAL!” says Lacey.

“They are.” says a ghost in a jail in Minnesota. He may be trapped there because he was into the demonic while alive. And so when he died…he got stuck in the jail. And there’s no way out…because demons can’t help you. So you possibly just have to endure Purgatory. Lacey just watched a YouTube video.

“So we’re stuck here, in a way.” says a dead man in a jail in Minnesota.

“DUDE!! THIS IS REAL!!!!” yells Casi.

“Lem did you apologize to Lacey there?” says a man.

“No. But someone there thought he should.” says a man.

“You’re the psychic wife?!!” says a woman.

“Both the woman and Lacey.” says a dead man. “YEAH! They aren’t married. Lacey is. …But I mean both I guess.”

“The jailers may have been asking for prayers to Jesus if there’s reincarnation.” says a man.

“WHY ARE WE TALKING TO HER!?” asks Peggy.

“YEAH! Nice!” says Lem. “Listen…Tim and you are dirt poor compared to Lacey. But if there’s an Illuminati…you’re in it. …But your privileges don’t matter in the sense of social status. You all keep making that mistake. …You’re really just power obsessed, sadistic, immature bullies. …People who were given a little too much power. For anyone’s good.”

“LEM! Did those men try to be your wingmen?” says Erin.

“YUP!!!” says one of them. “MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.” he says, laughing.

“So you’re being allowed to talk here…because you’re being inappropriately conjured by the Illuminati!?!?” says Jonah Wiley.

“YUP. That’s her experience!!!” says one of the dead men.

“You know…you’re both peasants compared to me too. …Why don’t you both understand!? You’re WAY out of line!” says Alisha do Tim and Peggy.

“Because they joined up with us!!!” says a brusk New Money billionaire.

“OKAY!?” says Alisha, mockingly. “YOU’RE an idiot-savant?”

He obnoxiously smiles flirtatiously.

She’s repulsed by him.

“WE ARE NOT POOR!!” says Alisha’s husband like this billionaire is mentally-challenged.

“Is this funny to you?” he asks Lacey like a nutcase.

“I’m not even sure what you’re talking about.” says Lacey.

“She was very mildly chuckling. But it’s too nuanced and complex to discuss. You’re a monster.” says a dead man to the billionaire.

“You’re not intimidating her. You’re scaring her. There’s a difference.” says Jake Bird.

“So being worth $20 and being in the Illuminati isn’t going to make you elite? It’s…all about actual human science? Huh. …But he’s a billionaire!” says Peggy Flanagan.

“YUP!!! And Putin could cause nuclear war!! Would blowing the world up prove something!? No. We’d be DEAD! You people don’t understand power.” says Louis.

“I give them my power.” stupidly says the billionaire.

“Should you be doing that!?” says Alisha, laughing at him.

“You people don’t understand precedents!” says a man to the Illuminati. “You can’t attack Old Money! You just can’t!”

“Not like this! It’s EXTREMELY corrosive!” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“Why!?” says Peggy.

“HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?? WOW!!!” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“Okay.” she says.

“Because you need them!! You need them intact!! Or there’s no stability!” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“It’s no different than them viciously attacking us?” says Peggy.

“BINGO! Except…I think you’re still confused. This isn’t going to get better. It’s going to get worse!” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“Worse for me?” says Donald Trump.

“In my estimation…no! FOR THEM!” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“Why did you attack my neighbor?” asks Lacey’s neighbor.

“I made a comment about neighbors.” says Peggy.

“YIP. Could be coincidence. Or not.” says Ron Craft.

And at that Bobby tries to kill Lacey by lifting her out of her body.

Later.

“So! …When will you let up on us?” says Lem.

“NEVER?” says Tim Walz.

“Yeah.

Why!?” says God.

“We’re just going to keep you guessing!” says a stupid billionaire.

“THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!” says Katie, Lacey’s cousin, trying to reason with them, yet again.

“You’re INSANE!” says a saint to the billionaire.

“You’re angry. And out of touch with reality. And you have been for quite some time. Your money is new…and you don’t really understand that. Or understand your own mind. …You’re out of touch with reality. …Old Money has experience being rich. You don’t. Not really. So…you don’t know how to psychologically cope with your situation. You’re out of your mind! …You…are…out…of…your…mind.” says God.

“But I’m bringing justice!” he says, sincerely smiling.

“To whom!?” says God.

“YOU! Poor people. People like me!” he says.

“That’s not accurate. You can’t attack just her…in such a degenerate, parasitic, profoundly evil way…to bring justice to an entire class of people throughout human history. That’s completely insane.” says God.

“NO! You don’t understand.” he says, smiling sincerely.

“I do. I’m GOD.” says God.

“Have it your way! I’m a billionaire!” he says to God. “HOW DO YOU DO!?”

“I’m GOD!” says God.

“SO WHAT!? I’ve GOT MONEY!!” he says sincerely. His nurse catches him. Gets scared. Shouts and shoots him with a tranquilizer. She prays the Rosary on his behalf.

He’s a literal liberal psychopath. This billionaire. New money. Seemingly white. Male. And everyone is terrified of him in Illuminati, mostly. Not Putin. Not Trump. But Trump has referred to him as ‘a fat guy in his basement.’

“Is he fat?” asks a reader.

“No. He’s not.” says the CIA.

“He’s just a weirdo. A sad, calculating rich nutcase.” says Lacey. “Poor thing.”

“You’ll be so embarrassed when you die.” says Jake Bird. “Your brain ain’t right.”

“Mr. Bird why did those people die?” says a reader.

“I cursed them. …See? So they had demons. Demons who attacked them! They got killed by the demonic.” he says.

“Who’s keeping Lacey alive?” asks a reader.

Jake cries. “ALL OF YOU! You’re SCARED!” he says. “SHE IS GOING TO END THE WORLD!”

“When did she start feeling that way?” asks Chris.

“When you kept going on and on! Right about 2017. Or so. Right about then. …She just gave-up.” says Jake Bird.

“Do you haunt that jail!?” says a woman.

“I can’t discuss that!” he says.

“I’m sorry if we disturbed you all.” says the female ghost investigator.

“We know!” says one of the men.

“Are we funny? …Because we’ll be dead someday too?” asks her boyfriend.

“YES!! …But we know you’re fascinated.” says a woman from a graveyard.

“You need to worship Christ.” says Louis.

“Well! Goodnight!” says Lem.