“A Chat With Margaret”

“So…I’m Margaret.” says Margaret.

“Okay.” says Lacey.

“Ahh…I’m confused.” says Margaret.

“About what?” says Lacey.

“I’m not your mother. I’m another Margaret.” says Margaret.

“Okay?” says Lacey.

“You’re making me feel mean.” she says.

“What the fuck ever.” says Lacey. “Sorry.”

“I’m not mean.” she says.

“Whatever bitch.” says Lacey.

“WAS LEMMERS CLUMSY OR GAY!?” screams JFK conjured by Satan.

“CLUMSY.” says God.

“No!! HE WAS GAY!!!” yells JFK.

“No. …He’s on record calling himself clumsy.” says the CIA and FBI.

“I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE!” yells JFK. “YOU FUCKERS SHOT ME!!!”

“Margaret can you try?” says Kelli Bergland.

A bit later.

“It’s just sucky. Working at Target.” says Katie Meinke.

“I can’t. …I literally cause massive disruption. But…it’s because I’m too upper class Old Money. Some people like you and other charming middle class people can. …I’m too…Old Money. …Some poor people are like that too. And I feel awful for them!” says Lacey.

“I think they’re less common.” says Katie.

“I hope so!” says Lacey.

“But Lacey…it’s sucky.” says Katie.

“Why?” says Lacey.

Katie thinks. “I worry it’s Heavenly compared to your life.” says Katie.

“I LOVED pressing buttons and doing things. At Caribou Coffee. It was fun! …But…people hate me. OR they want to fuck me. So…it causes drama. …So…I just…mess-up. Get nervous. And my ditziness becomes clumsiness. And then at the end of the day they have me count money…*she rolls her eyes* They ‘needed’ me to count money. Always. ‘NEEDED.’ *eye-roll* It’s a trick. …They badger me…harass me and then force me to count money while they talk at me. It happened in the Messiah College Business Office and Caribou Coffee. Macy’s was far more professional when I worked there. They all did it like I do. Slowly and methodically.” says Lacey.

Awkward silence.

“No. You would have gotten…tired…OF BEING NICE.” says Katie.

Lacey thinks.

“Yeah!!” says Katie. “SO…you’d get TIRED.”

Lacey thinks. “I’m trying to imagine it and I just can’t.”

“Yeah.” says her father.

“I get the initial feeling of tiredness but then what?” says Lacey.

“OH CRAP! I didn’t realize we were still poor people!!!” gasps Caroline Kennedy. “I just know. I didn’t know Old Money people who are more authentic wouldn’t.”

“Yes! I HATE SEED OIL FARMERS! …YES!!” confesses Bobby Kennedy Junior. “THEY ALL REMIND ME OF THE NESHEIMS!!!”

“Seed oils are inflammatory aren’t they?” says a granola maker.

“YES! …But not that much.” says the CIA. “And they may have other benefits we don’t know about. We haven’t studied it yet.”

“FUCK! You people are migrant workers. You just go around looking for some beef to get in on.” says Margaret to the Kennedys. “You people are like professional trolls.” she says to try the Kennedys.

“That’s so true! They really are like that!!!” says a reader.

“No! They are!” says another reader nodding.

“So…it’s fun. Until…you literally get tired of being friendly. …And then you just…feel…washed out. And then…you feel…tired.

And then…you feel…tired.” says Margaret.

“SO WHAT!??” says Lacey. “IT’S OKAY TO GET TIRED FROM HARD WORK!!”

“Like how?” she says.

“YUP!” says Matt Nesheim.

“Let’s see! When I was four years old my mother used to make me clean the floor with a with a wet rag! Get on my hands and knees and literally scrub the floor! When I was four years old. …I know how to work very hard. I really do! The whole Nesheim family is like that. They all are genuinely hard workers.” says Lacey.

“OK but sweetie that’s not what I mean.” says Margaret.

Lacey blinks. Thinks.

“No like like people-like working! Like a working girl! Like you’re steady in your work!” says Margaret.

“I-I-I- Okay! But what do you mean?” says Lacey.

“Like you don’t know what happens after that?” says Margaret.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“ oh OK so then yes after you get tired from all that hard work that is it just hard work. It’s possibly a very middle class experience I don’t I almost think you are capable of experiencing it. Thank you for trying to be empathetic so basically it’s just very steady and it isn’t just like steady hard work. There’s a sort of psychology to it that I don’t think anyone has ever realized before which is sort of stupid, or if they have they have lied about it so it’s not just study hard work you could do study hard work obviously writing this blog is example of that. I truly believe your Scotia if there’s reincarnations, and you are capable of fighting at a whore gloriously, that’s not over talking about sweetie I’m not I’m not talking about waging war like literally I’m not talking about like wrestling some person to the ground or shooting them in the face, or like eating a duck that you had to kill on a rock and close your eyes and pray for them as he did it I’m not talking about stuff like that that’s excruciating I’m not talking about your pain or the fact that you have a tolerance level that’s extraordinary and I’m talking about like something totally different that’s very middle class so so you get tired of being nice to people OK you get tired of being nice to people sweetie and I was like you just get tired of being nice and it’s just the psychological thing of doing it over and over and over again and then you’re tired.

FUCK!” she says.

Lacey looks at her.

“ i’m sure the Kennedys ride to suffocate you right now because they’re lazy as fuck. They don’t know how to work they don’t know how to work hard there bunch of con artist jackasses, with psychological disorders. And the truth is you’re a hard worker and hard work is hard work. So there’s no getting out of it for us. You’re a hard worker than we are. I’m probably lazy as fuck compared to you and so is Casi and a lot of other bitches who have hated you in the middle class. They have not realized that you’re an extremely hard worker like you’re not stupid about it, but you’re probably Someone to get into a competition with. You’re trying to preserve yourself from dying of a heart attack. You’re trying to survive for your kids, but I would never get into drinking a test with you. I would never get into a contact with you because you would either end up dead or winning and I don’t think people get that. Or you wouldn’t of just walking away trying to find somebody to cut your losses or not give a shit.

Exercise so stereotypically Scottish and I get creeped out by that if there’s not ring carnation if there is, you’re obviously Scotia. Anyway, it’s kosher as a joke or seriously sweetie. I don’t have your work ethic. I’m not like you I’m not.” says Margaret.

“ then how are you going to be better than me and be my mother?” says Lacey.

Margaret laughs. “ well shit kiddo I don’t know I hear you.” She thinks. “ OK so let’s just imagine you’re not like that which is maybe I was impossible for you to imagine but just most people aren’t like that they’re just not like that they don’t have that you know, undying desire to do something I don’t even know what you’re doing but cause I don’t think it’s winning. I don’t know what the Scottish are up to it’s like freedom or bravery or I don’t know but it’s like the like principle or is it just love it might just be love and we don’t really understand the Scottish they could be intensely romantic people in a way that slightly similar to the Russians but but that’s interesting but but the thing is most people aren’t like that so at least a lot of people aren’t like that so it’s like you want to work but you can’t like you can you can’t really like that make yourself do it.” she says.

“ what do you mean you can make yourself to it?” says Lacey.

“ you remind me of Chrissy from threes company that’s funny well no Chrissy you just can’t make yourself do it.” says Margaret.

“ yeah, Chris he was kind of like my cousin except that entirely because she wasn’t really my cousin of maybe she was enough like my cousin for it to be weird so I was sort of just a roommate.” says John Ritter.

“ do you sometimes talk into this phone sweetie when you’re having a hard time breathing and writing at the same time?” says Margaret.

“ yes!” says Lacey.

“ they’re attacking you!” says Laureen Seay to Lacey.

“ yes and that’s where I am possibly John Ritter’s cousin I know they’re attacking me but thank you.” says Lacey.

“ OK so Chrissy your grandfather help start Lexington Nebraska?” says Margaret.

“ yep he had a general store who was the first General store in all of Lexington, Nebraska.” says Lacey.

“ your grandfather had the first General store in Lexington, Nebraska, Lacey!” says Blake Hazzard.

“ yes and your great grandfather was my lover for very short while before he ran off with Sheila Graham for a week. I’m not an idiot I’m just ditzy.” says Lacey.

“ oh, that’s interesting. OK I think Chrissy might’ve been smarter than we think.” says Margaret. “ who are you? People are cheerful!”

“ yes I am too, so is her father, so what can we move on?” says John Ritter.

“ who is my grandpa was my great grandmother in Mystic?” says Ms. Hazzard.

Lacey thinks. “I think she would’ve had to have been at times. I have a feeling that she both saw hallucinations and ghosts and demons your. Your great grandmother was a fascinating person. She probably did see a lot of different things.” says Lacey to Ms. Hazzard.

“ I think she was more sane than you!” says Ms. Hazzard to Lacey.

“How!?” says Lacey.

“ you’re just better than me and I can’t handle it so I am like her a little am I think you’re dizzy and it’s hard for me to accept that so then I just start coming up with like bullshit reasons why you’re why you’re not ditzy. SHIT!” she says.

“ yeah do you remind me of of Scott slightly too they have very strong genes!” says Lacey.

“ they do!” says her husband.

“ oh, that’s wonderful they were just absolutely the most dynamic people absolute fantastic people!” says Lacey.

They study her. Thoughtfully.

“Is my great grandfather a bigger deal or Tom?” says Ms. Hazzard.

“Tom.” says Lacey. “Who’s more…important? Your great grandfather.l

“Okay.” says Ms. Hazzard.

“He’s…IMPORTANT.” says Lacey.

“I agree.” says her husband.

“He’s essential. He’s like an essential worker. Right? He’s…absolutely necessary. Not just…prestigious.” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Ms. Hazzard.

“My father is a bigger deal. But…he’s…frankly not essential. He could have been a businessman. A very wealthy one. But just an ordinary Old Money businessman. He’s fascinating. And…quite a character! But…honestly…he’s just…a wealthy leader-type guy. Just…a run-of-the-mill pharaoh if there’s reincarnation.” says Lacey.

“Did he run into some trouble in Egypt?” says Ms. Hazzard.

“Yes? …But…he wasn’t stupid. Or that evil. I’m not sure what happened.” says Lacey.

Zelensky cringes.

“But you started Scotland!” says Ms. Hazzard.

“YES!!” says Lacey.

John Ritter smiles. “Dads can be proud without being evil.”

“THEY CAN!” says Ms. Hazard’s great great grandfather.

A quick disruption.

“Lacey’s VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME!!” says Scott, in a panic to his great grandchildren.

Later.

“Did Casi ever try to befriend you on Facebook??” asks Margaret of Lacey.

“No.” says Lacey. “Not that I recall.”

“WHAT!?” says Marjolijn.

“So she was playing you?” says Margaret to Lacey.

Lacey looks uneasy, baffled, and thinks. Blinks.

“I’m saying Casi was avoiding friending you because she was trying to have an ‘easy’ sexual relationship with you?” says Margaret to Lacey.

“Yes! I see! Huh. …Oh! …I hadn’t thought of that. …See what I thought was happening was that she was just leaving me alone. And I liked that. …I’m a very private person. And I’d demand that space anyway from some people. …But I thought she just wasn’t a sincere person.” says Lacey to Margaret.

“I’d read her as a sincere person!” says Margaret.

“REALLY!? To me she’s so OBVIOUSLY not. It’s gross.” says Lacey.

“I agree.” says Ms. Hazzard.

“She’s…so…perversely calculating.” says Lacey speaking of Casi. “And the way she yells all of her sentences? It’s so fucking forced. The exact way she does it. It’s so OBVIOUSLY poor white trash con artist.” says Lacey.

“CRAP!” says Casi.

“Yeah. JD Vance has the same vibe. At times. …It’s so common. Come on!” says Lacey.

“Oh. See I didn’t know you were evaluating us!” says Dmitry.

“I didn’t think so.” says Ms. Hazzard. “I thought she seemed…cold.”

“Yes. Evaluating people is a little different.” says Lacey.

“You were watching?” asks Dmitry, floored.

Ms. Hazzard nods. “Yeah? Possibly. …One of my friends followed her.”

“So anyway…I guess she was being sexual?” says Margaret.

“NO! SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN!” yells Katie Meinke. “She might just have been generally insincere.”

Ms. Hazzard nods.

Casi rolls her eyes.

“LACEY IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!” yells Ukraine.

“EXACTLY!!” yells Katie.

“YES.” says Russia.

“But then why wouldn’t Casi follow her? Casi was just a nice girl!!!!” says Margaret on behalf of a large portion of the perfume community.

“NO!!! YOU ALL CANNOT BE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK THAT!??” says Ms. Hazzard, in shock, to the perfume community.

Marjolijn laughs and cries at the same time. “They are.” she says.

Lacey looks sad too now.

“I just hated her.” says Casi about Lacey to everyone.

“So…I’m not capable of being as elite as you.” says Margaret to Lacey.

“Probably. Yeah.” says a reader.

“Yup. …So…what’s your beef?” asks Lacey.

“OH FUCK!!” yells Casi.

“I don’t have one?” says Margaret.

“YOU SURE SEEM TO.” says Lacey.

“YEAH!!!” barks George Bush Jr..

“Lacey…you can’t tell us that we’re inferior.” says Casi.

“Why not?” asks Lacey.

Tom Hanks laughs.

“Because it’s too hurtful.” says Casi.

Lacey blinks. “Then what THE FUCK is anyone supposed to do with you assholes?!?” says Lacey.

“Ahh…let Casi…do what she wants!” says the US Government.

GIMME SHELTER by The Rolling Stones plays.

Lacey ties them all up. For being worthless. By birth. All lazy folk. Including the whole grifting Kennedys.

“Y’all wanna play!? Huh. I got you!” says Lacey.

2:00

She puts them all in a first rate concentration camp.

2:45

They fart and shit with their huge vaginas and tiny cocks. Their shit faces.

It’s a nice concentration camp. Really.

“Just like Egypt.” says Lacey. “Y’all gonna build pyramids!!!”

The song ends.

Bang a Gong by T. Rex plays for them. For them.

They are monitored by angels and good Nazis. They are forced to take care good care of their kids. And are allowed to get drunk and have fun in pubs. They’re given good television shows. Decent health care. Good education. But they’re forced to accept themselves as they are until Heaven. Safely. There’s Egyptian Christian freedom.

The song ends.

The elite is cutthroat Christian to each other. Obsessed with being truly Godly and honorable. And they have genuine fun festivals. Good times. And it’s…quiet. And peaceful. And there’s rarely any trouble. Lacey rules with an Ancient Egyptian rod. It’s…nice…with Christianity. Not fascist. No. It’s Ancient Egyptian.

“Would we care?” asks Margaret.

“Now!? Yes. …Not before.” says Lem.

“Dad you cut the cord and then Jack ruined it. Is that what happened?” says a rockstar.

“I may not be Lem. But it’s close enough to matter. So, poetically…yes.” says Emperor Constantine.

“So she’s instinctively trying to put all the hurting people into her womb…in a sense?” says a CIA agent.

“Yes.” says Lem. “So the whole world?”

“That sounds nice.” says a dead heroin addict. “Things got WAY too cold and unloving after Jack Kennedy.”

“Yeah. He’s a real bitch.” says a reader about JFK.

Later.

“Honestly Lacey…I followed you to stalk you. Why? Because I hate you.

I read your blog and decided you were a good target. For what? To get money from. Like…money. So…checks. Money orders. I’m a scammer. Not you. …And I expected people to just know that. Especially if you knew that. But instead the fact that I was a scammer trying to get your money made them all insecure.” says Casi. “So I, as a narcissist, made them think you were gay. Just to hurt you. And because I knew that it was possible for women to be gay and be confusing. BUT…you just aren’t at all and it…backfired. No…they…used you and then dumped you in Hell. Like Hell’s worst demons.

I HATE YOU!!!” says Casi to Lacey.

“Huh. Why?” says Lacey.

“Jealousy.” says Casi, nodding. “But also…you’re rich.”

“You just hate all rich people?” says Lacey.

“YES!!!” says Casi.

“All rich people? Really?” says Lacey.

Casi thinks. Looks worried.

“Yeah. Like…you hate all rich people? …Why?” says Lacey.

“Because I grew-up poor. Like actually poor.” she says.

“So why hate rich people???” says Lacey.

Casi laughs.

“Yes! Because they’re…oppressive?” says Casi.

“Are they!? Really!? You know this!?” says Lacey.

She looks sad.

“No! I mean I don’t know this. But…I’ve certainly heard it before.” says Casi.

“But if you’re Virginia…you’d KNOW it’s FAR more complicated than that. Even if there’s some truth to that.” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” she says.

“So…what gives?” says Lacey.

“I mean…I’m also a narcissist. But…was I trying to find a way to end the world?” says Casi. “I don’t know! …I don’t think there’s reincarnation but if there is I’m Diego before Diego. Because I am an angry person.”

“Yeah! …Yeah. I get your anger. …But I don’t think…revolution solves it. It’s SO…FUCKING…Stupid. …If you want to end the world? Cool! Attack me. …But… even if there are a lot of evil rich people we’re not all evil, and some of us actually live really humble frugal lives like me and a lot of other people that I would know that we’re trying to sort of keep things low you know, and in a good way, and sort of keep things chill and give to people and then there’s nothing that we can do if you kill us all, so it’s a revolution is kind of a 20th-century thing in a communist way because it’s sort of like bleach. It’s helpful is it I’m not saying that killing people is it sometimes necessary? If if there’s a big carnation come on I’m Scotia I get it, but it Hass to be done in a holy way, and if there’s reincarnation almost to people living in Egypt for the growth me, you can’t just raise a war that’s not holy holy war is actually really glorious sexy hot day. I’m not Muslim I love jihad I love jihad. I hope I get it I am is the hottest at heart for Christ on whether there’s reincarnational or not I was the hottest for Christ, but the thing is sweetie you can’t do jihad without it being holy. You can’t conduct jihad when the war is not holy. So the class revolution is dangerous because who is holy and who’s not there could be people in the upper class who are holy who might even help you which is what people understood in the 20th century and that was part of the Cold War was the idea that there were good people who were being seduced by communism That was you know the red scare in the 40s and 50s the idea was that you know people were turning red. They are turning pink and I might have ended up being accused of that. If I had been alive I might’ve been people might’ve use me of being a communist, but to be honest, I don’t think that I would’ve ever been tried for that because First of all, I probably would’ve been married to Latin love would not be people will think it was a joke that he could be happy. Just a second lie would be his wife and people would think that I would ever step out of line with him, and I wouldn’t have. And so I’m just I’m to me to really be taken seriously as a communist Lucille Ball might’ve wondered but I don’t think she would’ve thought that I was up to anything and I just would’ve been left alone and actually I wouldn’t have been up to anything I may have even been approached by people who were very conservative like William Buckley as a safe person to talk to to figure out what the hell communists were really thinking. Would I have been safe to talk to you? Yeah because I would have betrayed them and I also would’ve given people insight but that’s the thing I am a jihadist at heart so they could trust me. It is I’m not great to assume that all poor people are innocent because they’re not, and I’m not going to assume that all rich people are evil because they’re not.

So people knew that kind of stuff in the past because they were more common sense than we are, but I am especially common sense. I probably need to edit this blog, but I get frustrated and I’m being slaughtered slowly by dumbasses who don’t understand a lot lately like common sense and morality and they don’t necessarily worship God.

so the problem is… if you’re going to hit rich people speedy, you’re gonna have to wait to figure out yourself and your mother and slaveowners who beat their slaves and treated them like shit at the very least and the people in the perfume community who are assholes and people who don’t care about the environment you don’t people who harm kids, people who harm animals people who are evil Casi not just evil rich people, but all evil people. And that’s the problem with hating the rich it’s just vanity and pettiness and stupidity if it’s not jihad.” says Lacey. “And Christians used to be as holy I don’t know what happened to us. So yeah I hear you, but it’s not that simple if you were trying to end the world I was the right person to pick a fight with if you were not trying to end the world I don’t know kiddo, bad idea.” says Lacey.

“ hey, you’re not loquacious Lacey.” says a reader.

“ no things are just complicated. It takes time to explain them.” says Lacey.

“ oh, is that why you got so tongue tied in class!?” says Dr. Eshleman to Lacey.

“YES!” says Lacey.

“ play who would I kill if I wanted to do jihad?” says Casi.

“ i’ll be honest with you, Bobby Kennedy Junior but that’s not really something that I’m advocating. I’m just saying he would be a place to start is an absolute scum bucket but but he’s not I’m not telling you to do that OK?” says Lacey.

“ yeah, that would be my first choice too!” says Lem.

“ so you were really trying to kill us Lem?” says a Kennedy.

“ yes, possibly not you specifically. But yes.” says Lem.

“was mom trying to kill Bobby?” says Kerry.

Lacey laughs.

“ Lacey is laughing, which is concerning to me.” says Lem.

“ I would wonder if she was being a bitch in survival of the fittest and I think it’s possible that if Bobby was an absolute little terror, his younger siblings and David and others does David was younger but not by that much I wouldn’t be surprised if she was just sort of tempting fate not because she hates him but because I think she might’ve worried that he was just batshit fucking crazy basically.” says Lacey.

“ That makes sense.” says David.

“You’re right!” says Ireland to Lacey.

“ I mean she had what was it 11 children and no husband and it was probably very difficult to take care of all of them and umm…my gut sense is that things got extraordinarily stressed for her.” says Lacey.

“Umm…Lacey why Lem?” says a Kennedy.

“ because I think I think she understood him if she’s Dutch if you guys if they if they if you guys have sort of a Dutch background I think she understood Lem. Her father was a businessman, a real businessman, not a Kennedy businessman. He was a wealthy, cutthroat businessman. And I think she understood the basics of things like that at times and she thought no no I don’t know what he’s up to him, but I think I think he’d be willing to let the kids use drugs in his house, and to be honest if they’re going to be that wild, I’m going to put Lem and his stupidity together with those kids and see who ends up dead.” says Lacey.

“ yeah!” says the UK.

“ heavy she was so traumatized most likely and she was sorting through so much until actually and I would not be surprised if she thought maybe there’s some thing I don’t understand about life so let’s just see what happens let’s just see does lame end up Ted and which case I should take things more seriously about myself or does he end up alive and the kids end up dead and then maybe I should just kill myself.” says Lacey. “ I wonder if he died too late you know because David was close to death and Bobby was almost dead and I think maybe she thought fair enough I don’t know who wins.” 

“ you know, I think Bobby that you and your uncle jack are both perverted, and like the idea of seducing straight men. I think what’s funny is it it’s impossible, and that you guys really are just kind of dumb and perverted,” says the CIA.

“ we royally fucked you over!” says the Billings family to Lacey.

“ yeah you sure did you sure as fuck did!

you know I say that though because you didn’t really necessarily mean to. Umm like I can’t quite believe that, I don’t think you people meant to.” says Lacey.

“ my mother would have been so confused by you.” says Lucretia’s son to Lacey.

“ I can’t figure out why but I have that sense.” says Lacey.

“Do you get along with Josh?“ says Lucretia’s son.

“ yes there’s been a few times with my daughter has had medical emergencies well I’ve been being tormented and she’s had to go to the emergency room and Josh is gone with her because Lem’s and I need it to stay in our house and just stay in the house your grandfather has also gone with my granddaughter, and my daughter and my granddaughter, my daughter to the hospital.” says Lacey.

“ hey so you really think our uncle is like everything?” says Lucretia’s son.

“I sure do!” says Lacey.

“ have you heard his voice?” he says.

“ i’ve heard a recording of his voice. I’ve analyzed it many times, but I’ve also heard his voice, yes. it’s unusual.” says Lacey.

“ how are you channeling me?” he says.

“ I have absolutely no idea.” says Lacey.

“ it could be through my father, or my mother.” he says.

“ possibly yet I’m not going to hold you up when I die I will make sure that everything you’ve said to me is accurate because I’m not 100% sure that I’m talking to you.” says Lacey.

“ we are high Society!” says one of them.

“So are the Banks! Yeah, Tom Banks was too sweetie!” says Reta.

“ and do you understand what you’re talking to or do you need me to slap you in the face!?!” says Harold Loeb to Lem Billings’s nephew.

“ oh my God!” he says.

“Who the fuck do you think I am!? If that’s what he wants to say to you listen you little asswipe who the fuck do you think I am!?” says Lacey to him.

“ I am channeling them!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ that makes sense! I’ve interacted with him before and he seemed a lot sweeter.” says Lacey.

“I am!” he says.

“ I think we’ve been too nice to these people.” they say.

“ yeah but I think you’ve been intimidated by them. I think they’re very oppressive and controlling.” says Lacey.

“ I highlight slightly when I said that Linn would never let us say a bad thing about them and my mother lied at times two when she said that that he just wanted to help Jack when he went to join the war actually I’m not sure that was lying. I think the truth is we talk out of both sides of our mouth and you know that because you cover a similar background and told me to say stuff like oh he tried really hard to get along with the whole family. We don’t mean that we don’t mean it that way we’re like trying to insinuate to people like you that he hated them or or something like that but the thing is you know as well as I do that there’s not a lot you can read into what we say so what you’re saying is true you’re incredibly controlling and abusive I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been pissed off going to our family, gravesite and pencil in Pennsylvania. See what they did to our family plot. It’s disgusting it ruins the entire thing.” says a Billings.

“ there are people in our family who have kissed their ass, but it’s partially out of fear.” says another Billings.

“ yeah and that’s part of my rage at gay men. I wish them well, and I love them as people, but I am incredibly pissed off at them. I was raised by one who is closeted. He had a lot of friends who were like that and I know that homosexuality may or may not be allowed in heaven, but regardless, they’re still human and they have a tendency to be very shallow at times very shallow.” says Lacey.

“ what do you mean by that?” she says.

“ oh, I mean that they they kind of they kind of. Don’t know how to take certain things seriously enough. Like this. i’m sorry, but I can’t stand them at times I care about them, but they get carried away. They do they get totally carried away.

It’s not that at times they don’t have a point or that they have terrible taste even at times it’s just their tastes are not in immaculate. It’s not their tastes or you know totally inherently perfect at times they make mistakes and their decorating in their dress and their choice of food pairings, they do they make egregious. Errors are absolutely disgusting! With an a bathroom eyes, cross the legs and force us to except it out of some sort of crying self-pity. You can’t tell them that the Gucci belt they’re wearing with the pants that are too tight with the logo piano loafers looks like fucking shit and they look like some sort of clown from some royal household in Europe some court jester you can’t tell them that you can’t tell them that they’re dressed like the court jester from some medieval palace because they can’t hear such things they’ll be too devastated,

You can’t tell them that the $30 chocolates they bought at David and David and Kelly’s in New York or some silly place that’s just so posh well they were on vacation with their husband taste just like anything else you could eat that’s chocolate it’s not Swiss moose end it out at San Murets in 1965. It’s chocolate. It’s just a box of chocolates,

I know they take themselves way too fucking seriously and it’s disgusting. They make spectacles of themselves everywhere nowadays.

No, the very shallow they really are but they get away with it because they’re gay.

And that’s in my opinion part of what happened with this whole stupid thing with Lem. Are lemons, handsome, and tall, and obviously heterosexual, but they can’t handle hearing that because it hurts their egos for a myriad of reasons. It makes them feel silly and feminine. Because they have entire players probably and you know fan fiction books that they’ve written, probably at some bed-and-breakfast with her husband chat, while they were vacationing at Nantucket about meeting Lem’s Billings, and saying hello to him and having tea and they probably imagine some stupid ass conversation that’s impossible. It’s completely impossible, but they’re too vain and ridiculous to realize how dumb they are and how dumb the whole fucking thing is. 

I am not saying that they should be literary. I’m not saying that they should write but I think they took it too far with left way too far Louisville yards piece of shit David Pitts piece of shit and in reality he’s just a straight man who was molested, which is really scary, because then they seem like freaks all of them. I know they either order themselves as frauds. We’re all nut cases who is a really royally screwed themselves over and I do hold his family responsible, but only as much as they are responsible that gravestone is abhorrent.

And I like to think there’s someone innocent, and they put a seashell and my daughter’s name on there to try to be funny and a little less evil but I don’t know what happened. It’s just it’s really not appropriate to over involve yourself and impose yourself in other peoples lives. Listen, I have no plan of ever contacting his family ever.

partially because I don’t know how they would respond to me and partially, because I’m trying to to protect them and protect myself and my own kids. I don’t want to upset them, put them in an awkward situation, and then meet them in heaven as their aunt, and then have to somehow comfort them, and explain to them that their anger towards me was understandable that their cold is Tracy was, it was understandable because I don’t know how my own kids would respond I have no idea how my own children would respond or something like that. I don’t wanna put them through anything.

You know the truth the truth is that truth is they may be worse they actually might be receptive. They may even find some joy in meeting my children. They may even be creeped out by it and realize that that they’re related some weird way but they’re not scary and I’m not sure what I think about it. Because they’re cousins for eternity and I just think it makes sense to sort of be a little careful.

I would hope that they pray for us if they ever find my blog I hope I think I played for them at least once, but no I mean that’s the thing it’s it’s not for show I’m legit.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey if you thought him in like 1975 when you were 25 and married, would you have ever had to deal with any of this nonsense?” asks one of them.

“ no I highly doubt it I don’t think I would’ve ever had to worry about it because people back then we’re a little more open minded in reality and they were a little more interested and objective truth so it would’ve been more like I don’t understand what happened or what’s happening entirely but I have my own life it’s none of my business and if they’re actually together and he seem to because he would’ve seem to be and we would’ve been then I have to think that they’re probably consenting to both adults, they seem happy and they are consenting and I don’t think there’s a problem I think he just was different somehow or maybe he decided not to be gay or he just wasn’t or I don’t even know but I don’t think they probably would’ve sat around upset about it they probably would’ve been far less caustic.” says Lacey.

“Umm there are some conservatives in his family Lacey.” says one of them.

“ oh yeah well be careful they’re watching you.” says Lacey.

“ who’s watching us Lacey?” says one them.

“ let’s see I don’t know. Probably quite a few people lots of different entities.” says Lacey.

“ but that’s where you need to turn to Christ!” says Lem.

“ listen, your intellectuals pray I figure out whether or not there’s reincarnation because it would be nice to know if that was just Lem your uncle, or if that was emperor, Constantine and Lem your uncle.” says Lacey.

“when Lacey first started talking to the illuminati, they suggested killing her, and I stood up for answer they shouldn’t!” says Ghislaine Maxwell. “ so did Bill Gates so did Jeffrey Epstein and they chose to sacrifice me and Jeffrey there were other people to but the people who wanted to kill her which were people who work for MSNBC targeted me and Jeffrey out of anger that we thought she should stay alive. They’re on a power trip they’re on a power trip. They love the fact that I was rich and that they put me in prison there were other reasons they wanted to punish me, but that was definitely one of the reasons why it is it pushed Selbyville over the edge And made him want to attack me more because there was no fucking reason to talk to her. There is no reason to harass her and I think that you need to know that I think you need to understand what’s going on Jeffrey and I molested women who are teenagers primarily we did not molest children we did not advocate, molesting children we understood it. We excepted the company of people who were like that, but we never celebrated it because to us it was too young it was just it was yeah it was too young they were too young and that’s part of the reason we were so popular because we were edgy and daring to be friends with it was a risk because people knew that we were evil but we didn’t go too far off the edge. We understood the concept there is art like that You say someone but there’s art like that in our house but you don’t have to look at the art arm. You can ignore it and you could just enjoy us and we are friends and some people came to meet girls but they were women who are under age that women who were five or six, or even 10 they were young women who were 14 probably 11 the youngest, but that was pushing it it was more like 1312 at the very youngest 11 more towards 14 or 14 or 15. Yeah that’s terrible but let me tell you it is nowhere near as evil as what they do a lot of these people. The Clintons betrayed us. I, I understood right versus wrong to some degree and the Clintons betrayed us. Are there a lot of other people to do and I’m not saying that what I did was right, it was evil, but it was not as evil as what they do they destroy peoples existence that’s practically not the existence, but their life until they’re dead And I’m not innocent I’m not say I’m a pedophile I’m not innocent but I’m just saying I was not like that I didn’t do stuff like that. I didn’t hurt small children. Not on Epstein island I mean I’ve done stuff like that. To be honest I’m not an I’m not an OK person but I did not think that it was acceptable. They are awful people. They are awful people and so no they pretend to be so innocent, good and broke. It’s a joke they don’t give a shit. They are materialistic, pseudo-intellectual jackasses.” 

“ so you guys were sacrificed because you were evil, but not as evil as them?” says a reader.

“ yes, that’s correct!” says Ghislaine.

“Ghislaine who would you suggest that we kill?” says a reader.

“ I wouldn’t know where to start. Like if I could find a way to explain this to Lacey there are probably 13 people who I would kill literally about 13 people but I don’t know where to start. George Soros is not a fan. I’m not a fan of him. There are other people to but he’s a problem. The good news is that he’s old and I’m hoping he’ll die.” says Ghislaine.

Lacey laughs. “Is he the Hungarian aristocrat in Eyes Wide Shut?” says Lacey.

Ghislaine laughs.

“ I wonder.” says Lacey.

Harold laughs.

“See I do wonder if you really are a bit pretentious George.” says Lacey.

“ worship, Jesus, serious, George please please worship Jesus!” says Lem.

“ and now George is trying to pretend to be a lizard.” says Lacey, laughing.

“ he’s sticking out his tongue and try to look like a lizard.” says Lem.

“ see the thing is that we all have to die eventually so George will die. He will add if there’s a lizard spirit working with him that spirit will go with him or it’ll go to hell I’m not sure where it will go but he’s 94 years old, and I’m not convinced he’s in the best health.” says Lacey.

“ oh, where where is where is this going?” says Peter Thiel.

“ I don’t understand entirely anymore why we attacked her.” says George Soros.

Later.

“Kasey…someone is telling me to channel you.” says Lacey. “Let’s talk!”

She looks grim.

“That’s nice that you paid off your Audi!” says Kasey. “How much did you pay for it?”

“$47,000.00 in 2019.” says Lacey.

“What’s that today?” says Kasey.

“Bout $60,000.00.” says Lem.

“That’s good!” says Kasey.

“Yup!” says Lacey. “You’re family declared bankruptcy? Right?”

Kasey raises her eyebrows.

Kasey takes a deep breath.

“I’m your frenemy.” she says to Lacey.

“You’re a total loser compared to me.” says Matt Nesheim to Kasey.

“Kasey…what makes you tick?” asks the CIA.

“Power.” says Kasey.

“OVER WHAT!?” says Lacey.

“My job!” says Kasey.

“My mailbox has more power than you.” says Lacey.

“I’m not that rich.” says Kasey.

“So you’re abusive to your clients at Lifetime Fitness?” says Lacey.

“No!” says Kasey.

“Really?” says Lacey.

“Noo!” says Kasey.

“Why? You just told you you’re a power-obsessed freak!” says Lacey.

She laughs.

“You did.” says Lacey.

“NO!” says Kasey.

“Why not? You said you were obsessed with power.” says Lacey.

Kasey considers it. Thinks.

She opens her mouth and thinks.

“No!!” she says.

“Whatever. You over-chlorinate the pool?” says Lacey.

She smiles slightly.

“OH! You do?” says Lacey.

She thinks.

She sighs.

“I would never think to do that.” she says to Lacey.

“WHY!?” says Lacey.

She laughs.

“Are you serious?” says Kasey.

“You said you were obsessed with power. I’m waiting for how- What the fuck- What are you talking about?” says Lacey. 

“I’m not a weirdo!” says Kasey.

“But then where is all of your power? Do you hurt people? Are are you like a mean girl to the people who swim in the pool? I just I don’t understand.” says Lacey.

“No no I am in a leadership position at Lifetime Fitness in the swimming department you’re right but I’m not mean to people I just I just like being in charge of people.” says Kasey.

“What the fuck do you think this is, sweetie she’s running the whole fucking world. At least to some degree.” says George Soros to Kasey.

“But that’s good that you like being in charge of people. That’s great!” says Lacey.

“I work really hard.” says Kasey.

“Why the fuck would you think I wouldn’t know that?” says Lacey.

“Because you know about our financial issues.” says Kasey.

“OK but I know you’re capable of working hard.” says Lacey.

“Yeah, it’s a spending issue.” says Kasey. “Do you know why I ended our friendship?”

“Did our friendship end or did it just get like totally dismantled? Was it ever even a friendship?” says Lacey.

“I don’t know. I wonder if you tried to be my friend and I just hated you, but then sometimes I tried being your friend.” says Kasey.

“Maybe. So whatever that was… did you actually end it? That very passive aggressive. That’s what happened??” says Lacey.

Later.

“So! What’s actually going on with the war with Russia?” asks a reader.

“Russia is trying not to kill us.” says Lacey.

“Anywhere specific?” asks the US government.

“Washington D. C..” says Lacey.