“Top Drawer Bullies” by Lem

If the Illuminati exists…they fell for it.

In 2016…Diego Blue…watched as Chris Hayes snorted coke. …Diego knew that Chris rarely did heavy drugs until college, if ever. And he knew that Chris had “changed” since his youth. Going to Brown had made him feel scared to be himself, ashamed of his Catholic beliefs from childhood. Telling his parents that he’d “evolved” not merely become a coward, bowing to crowds of other people who told him they were gods out of a deep, gnawing anxiety over his somewhat poor family.

When he met Kate…he felt accepted. She was really only an upper middle class girl. With a famous father. Well…famous to Chicagoans. But she seemed infinitely more cool than he. Her hair was always styled perfectly. Perfectly to seem…posh. …Posh but not pretentious. Posh but not uncool. Or…fussy.

Kate gave him money. Kate believed in him. Kate was his…shining star of hope.

But…their marriage has flaws. And when Kate met Erin and Chris one day at work…she realized they were having a casual affair. Or so it seemed. Why? …Because Erin grew-up in rural Wisconsin. And her and Chris understood each other. …Their mutual pain…was hidden in the places in their hearts. And they felt…safe…with each other. Warmed by the…humorous nature of their lives as they perceived it.

But there was nothing humorous about their lives. And Diego Blue knew that.

Diego Blue was poor. There’s 20th Century American poor…and 20th Century Mexican poor. …And so Diego…knew…poverty. …And from his perspective…growing up in privileged American schools…working your way up…being white…and at least above average intelligence with stable parents and food and good health…was a safer bet for long-term wealth and financial stability…than buying a thousand American lottery tickets. Diego Blue was a smart man.

So that fateful night in June of 2016…Diego Blue…felt an existential crisis. He didn’t want to get high. He felt utterly unimpressed by everything. Everything but death.

“You could die, Chris!” he said in his broken English accent.

Chris shrugged and laughed, high.

And at that Diego Blue cried.

“Kate…do you and Chris love me?” he asked, sadly.

“Diego! …You’re a keystone. You are…our…secret weapon against sadness.” said Kate.

Diego didn’t like that answer.

“Why don’t you feel happy without me?” he said.

Kate thought for a moment. “Ahh…because you…are…our…”. High herself she couldn’t finish the sentence.

“Why aren’t you happy!?” says Diego.

“Man! …Why you gotta be so deep!?” she said, trying to sound funny. She reclined back into the sofa, letting herself sink in.

“Kate! I think I’m in love with you and Chris!” he said, indignantly.

Kate sighed, empathetically. Rolled her eyes slightly.

“No!! I am!” he said, laughing.

“Diego…you are hot!” she said.

He laughed. “They made me look like Chris.”

She winced, while biting her lip.

They sat in awkward silence for a moment.

“You’re HOT.” she said.

He shrugged.

She laughed, hit him. “What!? You’re HOT!”

“Okay.” he said, seriously.

“DIEGO! …YOU COULD MARRY JLO!” she said. “They’d do those few minor tweaks…and nobody would ever know!”

“Yeah.” says Diego.

Kate laughed, luridly. “I think…naked…you are…my king.”

He laughed. Looked down. Blushed.

“You’re…really good-looking.” said Kate, almost suddenly sad.

“No!!” he said, recalling his mutual understanding with Chris.

“No. You are.” she said, genuinely sad now.

He decided to let her stay sad.

“Diego…you could leave us.” she said.

“I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!” he said, smiling.

“No! YOU COULD!” she said, then she stood up and walked away.

He watched. Thinking.

Someone offered him a joint. He declined. And instead he got up and walked outside.

New York City. At night. In June.

“Diego! Man!” said a billionaire. “Buddy!”

Diego worried he was being requested to have sex. He was tired of being a prostitute in the Illuminati.

“No!! No. I’m just…thinking.” said the billionaire.

“Okay!” said Diego with a shrug.

“Look…you can leave. Okay? I know Chris and Kate are your friends…but…I think you’ve had a long day. Just go…rest.” he said.

“Rest!?” said Diego.

“We’re about to talk about the election. …And I think you seemed…disturbed today during the performance at work. …I can tell you hate this election. It’s getting to you…and if you don’t stay steady…Chris will fall apart too.” said the billionaire.

“Fine! …But I’m not an idiot. …I do just read lines…and you dub over my voice…but…I understand what I’m saying!” he said.

“Right!!” said the billionaire.

“I’m curious. Let me stay.” he pleaded.

“Ahh….okay. But at least get drunk or something! You’re freaking me out!!” he said.

So he did. Diego got drunk.

…And to make a long story short…he ended-up accidentally suggesting the Illuminati bully Lacey.

“I don’t know who she is! She just some woman…who writes about perfume.” said Diego, laughing at Lacey. “She’s…obsessed with perfume.”

“So…you want us…to…kill her?” said a woman, in an unaware, pampered, ugly voice…that reads as rich.

“Yes.” said Diego, as if he was in a trance.

Nobody took him seriously. But they did take him seriously.

“My GOD! You want us to…seduce her…bully her in the name of simple evolutionary biology…because you are convinced she’s inferior to us…and then…dump her body?” said a Stanford grad giggling, rolling around, in her self-perceived superiority.

DIEGO SILENTLY NODDED.

“Diego I LOVE YOUR MIND!” she said, an Asian woman doing a typical imitation of posh British people. The sort these people mock when it’s sincere…but believe they can easily possess if they go to right university and make enough money. Pleasing “mummy and daddy” who’s parents barely spoke English and were janitors. Hard-working janitors though, which is admirable, not that they unfortunately really understand that. Even if they pretend to.

And so…in 2016…the Illuminati decided to bully Lacey. The American Illuminati.

They’re imitating old British aristocrats. But…they don’t understand what they’re doing. At all.

Let’s try to reason with them.

“How was she poor?” asks God.

“She wasn’t a millionaire. We’re millionaires.” says a woman.

“She kinda was though.” says God.

“Well…we’re a bigger deal!” she says.

“Because you’re famous people?” says God.

They think.

“Are you all shmucks?” says a woman.

“Shh! They haven’t figured that out.” says Lem. “The only reason I ever cared about anything was to try to find her to fuck her and raise our kids. And it didn’t work.”

“So you’re making us do all the work of like entertaining you and being the billionaires and running things. Well you guys just have privacy that we can’t even imagine anymore?” says Priscilla Zuckerberg.

“ yes, that is the old money mindset we believe that we’ve set things up well enough and we’re maintaining them well enough to essentially let you guys do our labor for us and every regard well we just enjoyed it all and made almost perfect judgment calls about art and music and everything that was sort of our mindset. We don’t need that much money we just need enough to be well-off or wealthy. We don’t need to be billionaires because we understand that there’s no point you get exhausted everyone hates you because it is an unfair system and who is the smartest thing to do if your old money is to do well maintain enough sort of like a drug addict in a way to live well but you don’t want to get too high because if you get too high, you could die or you know it’s a burden.

But it’s not necessarily unfair at all because it’s a corrupt system we’re not really actually quite that well thought out but if we are at all, we do actually try to prevent things from falling apart so it’s not as if we don’t do anything but kind of taking the spotlight It’s not something that we enjoy anymore. It’s a burden because all the good stuff we already have we know how to live well um what would happen if you gave us $1,000,000,000.80 pets if you did it in a way that wasn’t evil we would probably try to fix everything, but that’s Lacey and I I can’t speak for everybody am I I don’t. I think the problem is you guys are operating on his class system and your heads that you have an actually thought through and you can talk about things that we haven’t thought through, but do that carefully because I think we have excuses I’m not sure what your excuse is for thinking it made sense to bully her, I mean you’re kind of making fools of yourselves if there’s reincarnation to a psychotic to great if there’s not read and carnation yours you’re still making fools of yourselves because the actuality the situation is that she is in a far better class than you and then it’s very likely that you’re making fun of her because you actually feel insecure not because you feel superior and you’re diluting yourself into thinking that you’re just evil and you feel superior to feel sexy and superior but you’re actually really somewhat insecure.” says Lem.

“DUH!” says Diego. “ I tricked them into attacking her because I’m not an idiot, and I was angry that night about a lot.”

“ did these people except you as one of them social class wise?” says a reader.

“ yes because they’re idiots. They believed that I was somehow one of them they didn’t at the same time because they treated me like a sex slave on occasion, but I think because I could’ve married J Lo, or if someone else had I had the proper plastic surgery to look different, they thought I was sort of one of them which does make some sense because then I would be J Lo‘s husband they would just say it was a back up dancer put me into a few of her movies somewhere or some thing extra that wouldn’t even be necessary but I’m just trying to think this through they would’ve just put me somehow they would’ve just Photoshop me in and then I could’ve married her because we were somewhat involved for a while and it was something we talked about once when we were drunk I don’t think we were serious but I am obviously if I’d married her I would’ve been sort of a big deal so I think they thought that somehow it was one of them which yeah, makes sense, but at the same time it doesn’t it doesn’t it doesn’t.” says Diego.

“Why doesn’t it!?” says Harvard.

“Because…I hadn’t married anyone!” he says. “The whole concept…rests on MARRIAGE. The whole concept of class transition from poor to rich through marriage.”

“But you were our significant partner!” says Kate.

“Not the same thing! …That marriage idea…came from marriage. …That’s a psychological thing. It’s not just…about sex.” says Diego. “You could have made me…but…let’s be real. You were USING ME.”

They lose their cool. Panic.

“But Diego we loved you!” says the Stanford grad.

“I WAS TRAPPED!!” he screams. “YOU LIE!!”

They erupt again in panic.

“ how is it that Matthew Nesheim is more old money than me!?” says the woman from Princeton. “My grandfather owned a mansion in Edina in 1945. my father went to Cornell, lived in New York City, got divorced remarried my mother at 1985 and then they had me. Yes my mother is Colombian and she’s poor in her background, but my father went to Cornell and my grandfather owned a mansion, in Edina!”

“ where did your grandfather grow up?” says Lucretia.

“ he grew up poor he went to the U of M and he was unusually smart and he worked for 3 AM as a chemical engineer and he made it. I don’t know probably the equivalent today of like 240,250 and so he bought a mansion I mean it was basically a mansion in Edina, he went to the U of M in like the 1930s and then he bought that house by the time he was like 35 and he married my grandmother and then they had my father in 1952. I’m a millennial.” she says.

“ you’re not old money you’re not old money how hard was it for your grandfather to go to the U of M?” says a dead Minnesotan.

“ I mean he had to work and some of the boys that he went to school with. He used to tell us would make fun of him in the lab because he was poor and so he had to work really hard and people would make fun of him at times, and he was told those stories in his way that sounded like we were old money because it’s like somehow, even though we were poor, it was a mark of refinement to have been mocked at the U of M in the 1930s by those stupid trashy rich people and then have done really well and bought the house that they lived in that was in the house like once, or twice growing up we lived in an apartment in Manhattan and we took vacations every couple of years and people assumed that I was you know a rich big city kid because I lived in New York right up I thought of myself as like unusually wealthy, extremely sophisticated because I grew up in New York City and my grandfather was extremely proud of my dad, and extremely proud of everything about her life is what I just thought that those rich people that snubbed him were somehow poor because they were always ugly and stupid and poor. I never imagined that they were old money and that we weren’t.” she admits.

“ yeah I know you’re not old money your generational wealth but I mean I know you’re aesthetic and you’re not old money. Your family still seems like new money.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

“ OK I still find that offensive Mark but I understand that that’s not where we are right now in this conversation so I’m gonna let it go.” she says.

“ you really aren’t old money though.” says the CIA.

“ I know I understand that I completely understand that I wholly understand that I’ve got that drilled into my head. I mean you people are like relentless about this I just want a human level find the whole thing really offensive.” she says.

“ but the human level is still important because that’s part of what’s happening. Can you tell us what you mean by that?” says the CIA.

“ I don’t understand why my heritage doesn’t count as old money we are technically old money.” she says.

“ but you’re not your third generational wealth but you’re really just upper middle class first of all and second of all there’s nothing all that prestigious in a remarkable sense about any of you I mean it’s really some thing we’ve gone over and we’re tired you are upper middle class and I think that you find Lacey’s correct analysis of reality offensive because you’re an egotesticle, moron.” says the CIA.

“ you know I have to let I have to let go but I just want you to know that I am not gonna be affected by this in the way that you want me to. I know how you want to affect me and I am stronger than that.” she says.

“ i’m not trying to affect you. I’m trying to bring you into reality.” says the CIA.

“ OK fine I mean I am not sure what to say because it’s like you got me cornered but when this country goes down the drain into a fascist shit hole run by the Russian government I hope you realize that I warned you in this conversation like a saint!” she shouts.

Later.

“ I am I just want to say that I’m a feminist and as much there’s a support her right to defend herself. She sounds like an idiot and women have not been called out enough in the last 40 to 50 years for sounding like total fucking idiots you sound like an absolute vain eager testicle idiot just so you know.” says Gloria Steinem. “ i’m talking to the woman that was speaking before and honestly Aaron sounded like one too when this whole thing started, so does Kate actually Chris Hayes? Sounds like a female eagle testicle idiot a lot of the time I happen to know that he doesn’t always identify in certain situations as a man, he sometimes identifies as being slightly nonbinary because he believes that there’s something feminine about him that he just can’t get rid of and he thinks it’s not spiritual feminine masculine but his actual gender the thing is that concerns me because Lacey was saying today that women have thought that she was a met. Chris is involved with Matt, I am not convinced that we are OK in this conversation and I think it’s partially because he may not live in reality. If there’s a part of him that hasn’t been socialized and doesn’t know what to respond to or what to take seriously if he’s thinking like a woman I wonder if he realizes at least he’s not a man she’s not a gay man he was not in a relationship with a gay man or a lesbian woman or a pansexual person. She thought you were a straight man I sincerely believe she was in love with Michael Rockefeller, and you were channeling him and Chris I think you’ve got to realize if that’s possible if this is a real conversation is such a Symphony nonsense it’s possibly what actually happened because I know you’re hurt by the fact that she got over you and Diego in like five minutes it feels like it wasn’t. It was a You’re, but I think it feels short and I think that’s because there was there was a part of her that was never in love with you at all because she was in love with someone else who is dead who are you channels like are you following what I’m saying just sometimes you guys do talk and it’s like almost impossible to figure out the fucking people or even say and I know that’s intentional if you’re trying to sound smart, but to people like me and Lacey, it does not sound smart it sounds like a trick you’re brainwashing people Chris and you’ve used spiritual energy to protect yourself and seem appealing to people. I don’t understand how you can continue in these conversations without being honest as much as it hurts your ego as much as it irritates Kate you guys have to realize she’s not fake. This is a real thing if I’m having a real conversation with you, you were channeling Michael Rockefeller most likely I’m serious I think you really were. I don’t think that was made up to make her feel better like you want to think it was she was talking to Michael and her spirit and in her head when she was talking to you, I’m sorry but I don’t think you as you actually are are someone she would ever find attractive and then what that means sweetie is it? This whole thing is just totally absurd. You were interacting with someone who is interacting with someone else and you took things that she said out of context, because you have yet to seemingly realize that she wasn’t talking to you.”

“ OK but Kates just feels hurt and it’s a cover but I think I think I think it’s just hard to handle the thought that that she thought she was talking to someone else.” says Chris.

“ why do you guys have a problem understanding the concept of social class it’s a really simple concept in a way and I’m talking to Gloria to you guys like half smart and half stupid or what what is the fucking problem?” says Yale.

“ OK you know what Lacey dammit you’re right OK I’m trying to channel someone else right now and I’m a little worried that it’s working I mean fuck what would it what do you expect? What do you expect us to do because at the end of the day there are two things going on the first thing is that, this is America not Great Britain and I feel like you’re very resistant to that

If there’s reincarnation if I’m somewhat maternal, if I’m not by Ineri, yes I do sound like I’m yelling at you like a mother but if it feels like you’re like resistant to that concept and it makes me laugh but it’s just isn’t that isn’t we’re not in England you’re in America

And on the other hand am leaving that behind for a minute what the hell because you know you’re probably right or I think you wonder if you are and if you are, it doesn’t matter that we’re not in England. It’s still is that way that’s just the nature of social class, and if that’s true, then even though we’re in America, we have no hope the American experiment doesn’t work and part of me thinks that people have been quiet about this and not talked about it because they don’t want to ruin it. It’s like they’re try not to say too much because they’re trying to keep the whole thing together and so you bursting the bubble really like yelling from the rooftops, I was feel like you’re ruining it like people were trying to live in a different mindset and have a different perspective and why you calling everyone out it’s like even if we could’ve created something we can’t because you’re just like that’s not how it works it works like this and then maybe it’s not a concept that we just thought of And then you articulating the old way of doing things so damn well and then we’re not able to articulate it and it’s like that’s not fair maybe we’re not as verbally gifted as you even if we’re smart and maybe we’re not capable of articulating it as quickly as you are so then what do you expect us to do?” says Chris Hayes.

“ I think I thought in the back of my head that if there was any validity to the American class system, you would be able to articulate it.” says Lacey.

“ that might be true if she’s guilty I’m sure she feels bad for him but then that’s the thing. Why is that not a reasonable requirement? Would you like us to articulate your class system for you or do we not understand it?” says Lem.

“ if there’s reincarnation, I am upset because I feel like this is weirdly some sort of discussion that’s real and I’m not sure how some of us get channel does others don’t, but I am intrigued by it but I don’t. I just I don’t like this because I think they are British aristocrats I really do if there’s reincarnation he does look like one it’s of his pictures and I sincerely think he was straight and it’s creepy that he looks British and I don’t know why because he supposed to be American there’s something very British about him and it’s weird because it makes me think that he was traumatized to and that neither of them really ever became American and that is not their fault, but it’s just irritating to me as an American because I know my family is middle-class I think we may have been poor but now we’re middle class at least that’s what I was led to believe and I don’t even want to question that because I like the idea and it’s just like why are they here why are they here? Why are you guys ruining this by being so antagonistic towards them??!” says an American.

“ oh, I could probably articulate what I think your class system is.” says Lacey. “ it seems like your class system is to just sort of take money from Europe shuffle it in do a dance shake your ass try to look sexy, well maintaining the old European class order that you brought with you and if that doesn’t work and you look like an ugly duck or you seem stupid or you lose your money then fuck you.

But that’s weird. If you if you come to America with wealth, that seems to be the idea you’re supposed to show up razzle-dazzle him maintain your position or get get real fat get ahead real fast and then stay there but you have to keep dancing if you let the baton fall if you stop shaking your ass, is your voice is that a key out of pitch so to speak suddenly the money isn’t necessarily good enough so if you come to America with silversmith and your family or something like that from Europe, you’re expected to entertain people like a freak.

If you come to America poor, it’s all good. But you better do damn well. Like really really well oh, and so then you have to really knock yourself out have five Mercedes know everything about imitating upper class people from Europe but you imitate upper class people from Europe but you’re not actually like him respecting their humanity you’re just stealing their mannerisms, because you think you’re better than them for magical reasons of bitterness and class rage. So you by five Mercedes for Rolls-Royce, and then run for president wearing polo, Ralph Lauren. I mean that was Jack Kennedy‘s idea and he had loved building, sucking his cock while he wore about fluoride so that really impressed people.

But then that’s the problem you have to keep that up. This is interesting you have to keep that up because if you stop shaking your ass, and if Glenn Billings tells everyone that he’s straight because he’s dead, and Bobby does too much heroin then you’re back to square one because everyone realizes that you were a fraud and that you’re not really old money.

So you have to seem old money, even though you’re not because if you are old money from Europe, or if you’re somehow legitimate old money like love, Billings, that’s just evil that’s just evil and then you know you’re expected to somehow make a fool of yourself or something

I am, but it’s terrifying because you’re supposed to be poor at some points in your family, but then become a billionaire trillionaire OK zillionaire and then never lose the money but still seem nice not seem approachable or lovable but just nice by nice I don’t mean even kind I just mean kind adult kind of boring kind of middle class

But not middle-class because you’re a billionaire and you’re really really super rich but you’re not supposed to be too smart or too intellectual or too complicated you’re supposed to be predictable and boring and keep your money forever, but be really scared about losing it.

If you get too eccentric, if your kids become too legitimately old money like the Billings family or the Rockefellers, then maybe you’re not old money anymore maybe you’re not even upper class anymore.

So then what are you? What are you supposed to do? I don’t know I’m not sure it’s even possible but it seems like that’s what you guys are doing.

Yes, because the monies not supposed to change you even though it changes you.

And so you have all of these upper middle-class people who I think think they either arrived and it’s delusional or they think that somehow they will but then it’s like what happens if they actually make that much money, they probably just end up being poor by someone’s standard. And if they stay upper middle class which is kind of unlikely because usually they start losing money but if they manage to then I think they probably just live in a delusional bubble and it never occurs to them that they’re not really that wealthy that they stay. They probably made around 4 million tops and then just kind of kept it at like 1 to 2,000,000 maybe 500,000 to 2,000,000 4000,000 but for like three or four generations it never was that much more than that to And suzanne that’s the thing they’re not really old money they’re not that important there important to God but who the hell even are those people there’s lots of them, and there’s nothing significant about any of them so to speak

but then that’s the problem they’re not the traditional idea of upper class maybe that’s the problem with Americans you guys are always emulating other cultures and borrowing other ideas to some degree or some thing and that you have your own ideas but it’s really kind of messed up.

Because I think they’re actually the real upper class if we’re being honest, spoiled upper middle class, sheltered obtuse people who’ve kept that much money in their family for generations usually since 1800s anything previous to 1850 will say and they’re probably not like these people these people are usually not wealthy before about 1850 anywhere I would suspect you could even go later you could probably go to the 1940s possibly.

And those people know those people are not the Kennedys they’re not people running anything other than maybe an insurance company I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris Thompson or whatever his name was came from a family like that I would not be the slightest bit surprised if he came from that sort of background, the upper middle class background where his parents were upper middle class and he was upper middle class and he just didn’t give a shit because he didn’t think he was really rich but I think he thought he was going to be or that he was and then he had it all figured out, cutting think that might be why Luigi shot him.

Because it’s like who is actually getting all of the gravy who is really getting everything it’s possibly people like him upper middle class people who don’t have to worry about really running anything they’re not famous, but they’re sheltered from a lot from the troubles of running stuff from poverty, and they pretty much just sit around with aspirational ideas and yet still feel like they’ve accomplished a hell of a lot I I get why he was angry at him. I’m not sure how I feel about killing them because I don’t in their defense I’m not saying you don’t Luigi that’s between him and God I’m not actually even saying that I don’t I’m not going there. It’s just I’m not going there, but what I will say is that I’m not sure they deserve to be killed because I don’t think they know I don’t think they know who they are. I’m not going there with Luigi I’m just saying I don’t think they know who they are. I think they’re ignorant about how privileged they actually are Because the concept is that there’s upper class and it’s based on how much money you have or a sort of social class system that’s I would just say kind of how reality works but if we’re trying to do some thing different then OK we’re trying to do something different But that’s the thing who actually ends up really being this mayor Craddick overlord in America in this newfangled relatively newfangled system that you guys created in the last 200 300 years in America, who is actually benefiting the way that it that an upper old money class person would’ve benefited the reason the upper class in Europe was so abhorrent was because they were so sheltered to some degree at times when people were suffering. And they didn’t have to worry about stuff. You’ve heard that right they didn’t have to worry about this poverty issue and that poverty issue, and they just sat around being waited on what other people suffered and that’s part of the reason they were so annoying because they just constantly had everything given to them, and there was no problem for them. They just lived in a delusional bubble of bliss. The thing is, they were honorable or they were supposed to be but at their worst, they were just obnoxiously spoiled

But I wonder if that’s what those people unfortunately are for unfortunately for everybody, possibly I think maybe America was trying to be more Christian, then Great Britain and then an ironic turn of events, they may have created what God said was best and then turned it into the overlord class. So that kind of ruins, the concept where it ends the world or something, unfortunately potentially. Because they don’t really understand the old fashion concept of honor and they don’t really understand poverty anymore. I don’t think, necessarily either

And so they’re just sort of upper middle class bourgeois, boomer people who get their way a lot. And they live in the nice houses and they go to the good schools and their kids are appreciated and people in this country still think of them as poor and yet rich at the same time because they still seem like they have the the accent, the old poor European accent, and they do they have the bad mannerisms, and the accent and stuff And so you can’t fault them for being rich you can’t fall them for having a good house and the good life because they came from poverty they work their way up it’s the American dream.

But they haven’t had that poverty for several generations, potentially or it’s been a while since they were in real poverty. And so I I wonder if if that’s the problem that they’re that America took shelter sometimes well-meaning middle-class people made them really wealthy maybe go through than they should be to try to bring some sort of class egalitarianism and then they did that at the expense of the poor and expense of this of the rich to some degree, because the rich became bloated, billionaire, disenchanted people, or they could become that if they aren’t that already. Do you have a bunch of upper class people who don’t know why they live potentially and then you have poor people who are fighting to survive and then you have the American overlords who are in the middle potentially who don’t really understand how privileged they are because they think that they’re living the American dream and they’re not that rich so what could be so bad about their lifestyle? But then they’re also not feeling the need to do introspection or anything like that because they’re not that rich so they don’t feel that guilty or that burden yet they don’t have trillions in oil they aren’t publicly. How did every day is pure evil like the Rockefellers. People aren’t celebrating the fact that That they that they die like the Guggenheims so that they have psychological problems after being dumped in Paris, they don’t experience that kind of scorn and the Kennedys in our included in the middle upper middle class and that way potentially, even though they had all the money of an upper class person at times. I just I wonder if this is unfortunately the American class system to give the actual posh spoiled upper class yucky privilege to the upper middle class?” says Lacey.

“ and what if that’s actually true?” says Helena Bonham Carter.

“ oh, no, that’s an interesting insight because it explain loves it. It’s a explains Lem’s grave. the upper middle class bourgeois family of the Kennedys have the filed the upper class, old money, grave of Len Billings in their privilege.” says Lacey. “ i’m sorry but that irritates me if I’m right about class because this is why at least Great Britain but I would wonder if India tried to as well make class they made class spiritual because the problem is evil. It isn’t just it is allocation of resources but it’s like why do we have this problem to begin with as a species it it seems like it goes back to the issue of evil.”

“ so if this is true, Lacey, how do you stay in the upper middle class?” says a reader.

“ without becoming old money or poor him it’s tricky, possibly you might not be able to maintain it, but I wonder if some people have?” says Lacey.

“ how do you maintain it?” says a reader

“ bullying bullying being stupid, being anti-intellectual Bobby’s hatred of vaccines is right on point. I think Donald Trump is more old money or poor I thought he could be a combination of both or something and so I think he’s a little put off by the whole thing but he tries to be open minded about it but Bobby is very upper middle class will say and so I think he tries to seem stupid at times or just comes to him naturally, and there you go I think in an order to stay upper middle class you have to be a little stupid bad table table, manners table, manners, college degrees from Stanford. That makes Stanford seem odd. Impressive no sense of history and entitled bitchy attitude. Those are all things that an America unfortunately make you part of the ruling class the actual ruling class the ruling class was an old term that goes back to Europe when people actually ruled from the upper class in America, the ruling class in a privilege sense are people who are our dance dancers rocks potentially who insist that they care about things that they don’t really even necessarily give a shit about.” says Lacey.

“ I think I became too old money at all. It’s funny, because I almost feel like people didn’t like me because I became too old money.” says Jimmy Carter.

“ so at least he’s estimation this is what we do or it’s just how it is everywhere else?” says a reader.

“ yes. Mostly?” says Lem.

“ lame what do you think of this idea?” says the reader.

“ I think my my wife is a genius I think these are brilliant observations that most people could never make in about five seconds of thinking about it like her. I do actually agree with her but don’t the same time because I think that she’s barely able to breathe as she’s saying this she has terrible air hunger. Her mouth is dry and it’s almost 3 o’clock in the morning she could give a better analysis under fair, humane circumstances that being said it’s not bad I would make some changes to it and probably make it far better. Would it be accurate yes pretty close. Would she come up with the same thing on her own? Yes what I think about stuff like this without her know, no I wouldn’t even if I even if I could come up with us to, and Innoway do better at it I don’t think about stuff like this, as easily as her on my own. And that is why I needed her and she needs me. It’s not it’s not bad it’s not bad. It’s not a bad estimation unfortunately.” says Lem. “ let me ask you something. Do I seem gay right now at all!?”

“ no.” says a woman.

“ if I do, it’s a trick and they’re using her femininity to make me seem gay. Or something like that the part of me that seems hottie and angry and that wants to just go to bed that’s me does that part seem straight or not?” says Lem.

“ hot I mean that seems straight to be honest yeah OK it seems straight.” says an American overlord in the upper middle class.

“ well, that would be because I was straight and I still am.” says Lem. “ let me explain something to you what she saying is true, but the problem is that it’s not a good thing and she’s not saying that she’s thinking you’ll figure that out or something but what she said what she’s pointing out is how I really dysfunctional this country really is because what happens to people like me and her who have trillions in oil and an old money family like mine in a way that’s very noticeable we end up getting screwed over and angry about it and then the whole country gets destroyed within what 200, 300 years because it’s not functional you can’t screw over people like me and her from the middle, if the poor screwed us over, and in and sort of an honor of themselves in some godly, almost way, or godly way rather, I think we would have grace for it. It’s the fact that the middle class that’s comfortable is is the they are the people who were punching us in the face endlessly even from the illuminati it it’s just repulsive because they don’t know what they’re talking about. They’re not that sophisticated and reality they’re really not the upper class but in America they are seemingly it’s totally dysfunctional.

If you would like to explain to me, how we’re wrong, then do that the facts of this blog goes on and on and on, however, maybe evidence that her theory is fact that you people are in capable of intellectual conversation so right now the world is, unfortunately possibly being polluted and ran into hell by arrogant idiots who think that they’re vindicated because they’re not really in the upper class.” says Lem. “ no I don’t shove your stupidity up my ass OK I’m not gay I never was just because you got $1 billion in the last five fucking seconds you dumb bitch I’m not gay you just seem kind a like a bitch I mean, you’re not really all that masculine does not mean that you have a fucking clue until actually about almost anything I’m in the upper class you’re not even though you have billions you not being able to understand that is why this country is ceasing to exist slowly because you’re not that smart and you’re kind of an idiot so to speak you’re ignorant, but you think really highly of your own stupid ideas.”

“ how is this not what’s happening and like I mean I believe that there’s other things happening that are past me that we’ve discussed last night in some shape or form but in a sort of context of the class system in this country how is this? not exactly what’s happening?” says a reader. “ because it seems like Luigi got pissed off the same way that she is. I lost her shit and a very similar way to her and I can’t help but think that they’re both old money even if it’s not even if it’s like underground old money or something I whatever I can’t help but think that they’re angry for similar reasons and I just don’t think that’s a coincidence and I’m not sure it has anything to say to disagree with what they just said that they seem disenfranchised because of this being true I mean, if there’s anything old money about the Kennedys that they may have even resisted, give me that they pretend otherwise I kind of wonder if that’s actually where some of them have ended up dead from suicide because the people who transcend accidentally into being old money like David and Saoirse, possibly end up hating themselves or being hated, it seems like people who are like Bobby or his other family members possibly even Jack/Berg are the ones who do best because they stay middle class, and like kind of annoying and unsophisticated and they seem like they’re still really you know just kind of making it in the world like Jack/birds just being himself and he looks terrible. He has too much hair. His shirts too big his torso is really skinny but he doesn’t know that because he’s just being himself. And then they make fun of each other him and Bobby because they’re both just capitalizing on Camelot but then what does that mean? I don’t know we never put it in Contacts. We never try to really figure any of the shit out that we keep claiming it’s kind of creepy. Where are we going with any of this shit that we say in our country and that’s why so profound? It’s so interesting. Well then what are we doing with any of it?

I will Putin the world and going bankrupt and then we’re gonna sell children to do what probably keep maintaining an upper class that is terrified and under class that’s terrified of the middle class that’s just so stupefied and confused because they’re still trying to make it in the world.

And those are the those are the people that irritate me I think more than I realize because they usually have all the aesthetic stuff but they don’t go too far and they were the influencers like 10 years ago and it was cool and now they’re not doing that anymore because it’s not cool I don’t know what they’re doing but it’s not that It’s there. They’re very irritating people, but they usually have a strong sense of family. They’re usually somewhat decent to their credit but then they don’t usually have a clue how much anyone else is suffering. And I kind of wonder if that’s what happened in the Perfume community with Lacey she was trying to point out to them that their condescension didn’t make any sense because she’s in a higher class than them and she is but they don’t care, and they get away with it and they know that.

You’re not supposed to be sophisticated you’re not supposed to have silversmiths in your family you’re not supposed to have deep you know existential crisis like Serse you’re supposed to be a dumb ass who does somersaults in Walmart even though you’re supposedly JFK‘s grandson JFK on this blog I would believe his grandson would do that to get famous on Instagram but the JFK that we know for his grandson to do that it seems stupid if we’re being honest But we don’t say that because we like it because it’s so relatable.

So I wonder if that’s kind of true so it’s like you can’t really condescend to her because she is in the upper class old buddy, so Innoway, I would still say that she’s right you can’t talk to her like she’s beneath you in that way that being said the fact that they all ganged up on her even though she’s more old money than them, and got away with it is evidence to me that this could be true that it’s like yeah she is upper class, but that doesn’t matter because they feel so self-righteous, and entitled to hatred and violence against her That it’s not normal. It’s like the poor people I think are trying to be in some cases, more upper middle class and then the upper middle class people who probably lead the charge against her because they were offended by her because they feel insecure are the problem it’s like oh I’m insecure I think I’ll attack an upper class person, what about the poor people in the community OK who gives a shit about them just shut up and never give a shit about those people she cared. She cared about those people they don’t give two flying shits about the poor people in the community.

And honestly, I’m not convinced the Kennedys really cared about poor people anymore. I think that was an act to seem appealing. No I’m sorry but they are obnoxious upper middle-class bourgeois assholes because they’re spoiled and they’re sheltered and they made it into the illuminati and they’re the same people. It’s just like I’m insecure I’m insecure I’m insecure I’m insecure and then do they care about poor people not one flying fucking vet their only thing is to go roaming I am insecure I’m sad I am insecure I’m sad and why are they sad I have no fucking clue probably because they’re stupid probably for some stupid reason or they have some chemical imbalance. There could be some of them who are actually disturbed and that’s sad, but I haven’t seen a lot of them are just dumb as fuck and can’t figure out that their shallow. Because it’s like yeah their houses burned down in Malibu and that’s sad but other than that I have not seen anything happen to these people of any note, they seem like they pretty much live through every crisis with their head up eating from sweet greens with a mask over their face Worried about their inflated avoid about how you know how many rocks they’ve eaten lately maybe if they use more rocks on their nose, they can do the clean girl aesthetic and look ugly as fuck well they’re fucking people why are the fucking people because their parents have a huge fucking house that’s gross looking shape like a box with $2 million And they’re in the basement using condoms and being in love all they get a life. But there’s a lot of poor kids who have some taste of that but they’re poor they’re not in some perfectly heated hair condition and constantly soft soft carpeting, soft and soft sofas soft lighting, soft light, but not too soft house and then the rich kids arm I Kinda wonder if they have a lot of psychological problems in this country and maybe they fell in love and had sex when they were teenagers with her first love and didn’t get pregnant and didn’t have any problems but I don’t know I worry that that’s really rare and we have thought it was the rich kids who are having sex like in cruel intentions but if you really watch cruel intentions, I’d I’m not so sure because it seems like it seems like the girl with the blonde hair is more middle-class She’s the headmaster‘s daughter which seems kind of puritanical, but then I wonder if that’s true and I wonder if that’s just reason Reese Witherspoon‘s background and it’s actually more that she is middle class and maybe Reese Witherspoon is actually somewhat middle-class too but yeah, it seems like there’s a huge an emphasis on being middle-class I kind of wonder if Louis family figured that out but it didn’t quite work because you can’t really go back once you’re like the hill family you can’t undo it and then that’s sad because jokes on us because we were think of that family or lovers family or the Rockefellers even as being the big deal people but then I stop and think about what she saying it’s like you know they do take a lot of shit They do you get beat up every fucking day somewhere and you could say well they’re so privileged it doesn’t matter. Oh, really I think about what Lacey‘s life is like and I think if her house was cleaner and she had another house like that that she has now there was just a little bigger somewhere in New York City Which she really did which was she even change at all I doubt it she could be a little marginally happier but I don’t think she’d be that different and then I think will hold the fuck on. Why do I think it would be because of Michael, because of of people I mean it just makes me wonder it really does. It makes me think that this could be what’s going on in this country we got in the lower class we got in the upper class for the sake of what the middle class

And we thought that was helpful. I think we thought we were going to make everyone middle class in this country or that somehow it’s like the the rich upper class people would just go fuck themselves maybe we even secretly think it’s cool to defile Lem Billings grave because you know he’s upper class, and so it’s like well we’re going to file Lem’s Billings‘s grave but that’s acceptable because he’s like icky upper class. Eww.

So what we get we do things like that to people like them throw shit in their face because I think we thought that they were just our little playthings and then people like the poor it’s just like just keep taking stuff away from them to help the middle class it’s like why don’t we tax the middle class more in the upper middle class because they’re just upper middle class we should tax the rich. And you know we could tax billionaires, but other than the billionaires why don’t we tax the upper middle class

And who would that be well probably people who are living in the upper middle class so with exclusion you know it with us and I’m sorry this is well trying to think I would say people who are making over 300,000 a year so who making over 300,000 a year and I would say over 300,000 you’re up to billionaire we should be taxing those people more. Why did they make it 300,000 person because I’m trying to take medical professionals and hard-working people out of it who are making a lots but may be deserve the money it’s people who are making more than that more than 300,000 who irritate me on a financial level but then I think you know what maybe we can’t even tax safely because it’s not quite like that it’s not about taxes in that way.

Maybe what we have to do Luigi Augusta say we maybe need to start killing people I don’t know about that but I think we have to do some thing it’s it’s just it’s like why are these people such a problem why are they such a problem because they they really don’t care. They are like their privilege upper class at their worst in Europe in the old days, so how do we fix you people we can’t text you we can’t text you into being kind to people and reading more and taking yourselves a little less seriously and yet more seriously at the same time we can’t make you people give a shit, and as I was trying to say and explore, I think that’s what America fucked up we thought that we could fix the problems of evil in a scientific, rational, secular way And we really didn’t quite do it because I’m not sure it’s possible so now we have this drooling upper middle class that doesn’t have a fucking clue and gets everything and I have no clue what the hell to do with you guys when I stop to think about it, because You guys just don’t care and there’s no way to fix you you don’t have a otter and you’re not poor, so how the hell are we supposed to control this monster that we’ve created in this country beat me because she cries just don’t you don’t respond you’re not responding to the normal methods that we invented before And part of the problem too as I think we still think in this country that you guys are like innocent and that’s that with the America should be a middle-class country with middle-class people who are all striving to be a little wealthier so essentially, I think we think that you guys are the American dream And so we absolve you because in our minds, you guys are just pure as the driven snow because your middle class people. So then how do we get you guys? How do we get you guys to behave I would say in a sense do you have any ideas or should we just start totally re-analyzing everything?” says a reader.

“ oh, I think we’re enjoying being bad ass bitches!” says a middle class woman in the Illuminati. “ no like we don’t give a fuck about you. OK? Because we’re finally running the world. Oh my God we’re so fucking cool!”

“ mom, would you send your kids to the same school that Lacey‘s kids go to?” says a Rockefeller.

“ no that’s a gross that’s a grow school that’s cool only cost 500,000 or skews me at five it doesn’t make any difference to me I am really rich. That’s cool only cost 5000 a year and to me that’s a trash school.  I would only send my kids to schools that are like 20,000 a year because it’s more expensive! Ha! it’s more expensive!” she says. 

“ do you care about the quality of the education we offer your students?” says one of those schools.

“ fuck no let’s be real I just want to pay you a lot of money to feel better than other people.” they say.

“ that’s very insecure.” says the school.

“ yeah I know I’ve had a hard time making ends meet lately.” she whines.

“ oh, my god really how?” says the school.

“ well, I mean I’m not a billionaire, so am I’ve had to start like selling my Louis Vuitton handbag collection on the real real because I just know I overspend over Christmas because we went on a vacation. We took the kids to Florida to see grandma she lives in Boca Raton and we spent a little too much on Christmas presents so we went a little too far so I had I have had to sell about three of my handbags. I mean it’s inflation it’s like what are you gonna do it’s just it’s the way things are right now.” she says.

“Do you have anybody in anyone? Anyone have any note or value and your family?” says the CIA

“ no because we’re not pretentious assholes OK and I’m sure there’s people in my family who are like extremely brilliant and we were probably related to Lake, George Washington or some thing on my mother side because they came from Virginia and there was like a doctor in like the 1700s or something was it like the 1800s I don’t know I don’t keep track of that stuff I’m not like that you know am I try to live in the present and so I don’t know but I’m sure we have some thing like that in our family but it’s just not important to us. It’s not our values system so we focus more in the present and my husband and I are better than you I went to the U of M and I graduated with honors and my husband went to the event and he graduate with honors to work extremely brilliant and do you want to kiss my ass and you said because you’re a dog who deserves to go to hell compared to me you want to lick my tits I’m extremely sexual and perverse?!” she says.

“ not really!” says a man.

“ oh my God you don’t want to lick my tits. I’m really hurt oh my God I’m hurt oh my God I’m hurt oh my God it hurts. I’m so insecure. Excuse me like I talk to my husband. He’s in love with me.” she says.

“ oh and then she goes to talk to her husband and they get into a car conversation and they decide that they’re going to go skiing this weekend if it snows but they’ll probably just end up hanging out around the house just chilling.” says Lem.

“ is she actually related to George Washington?” says a woman.

“ no not at all her grandfather was dirt poor but she doesn’t realize that and he didn’t either he internalize an upper middle-class view of the world and her grandmother was upper middle class and so she thinks that she’s something.

What does some thing is is I’m clear but I can tell that she thinks she’s better than everybody and that people are just in love with her everywhere she goes.” says a psychologist.

“ do you think your upper middle class?” asks a Rockefeller.

“ I don’t think in terms of class I think in terms of brain, power and values. I mean you could tell me that I’m upper middle class and I guess I believe you, but I mean it doesn’t really matter to me. What matters to me is my values system how I see the world do yours that I have spent working on the contribution I’ve made to my community.” she says.

“ what have you done for your community?” says God.

“ I mean I do a lot of volunteering I do a lot of volunteering I mean we don’t need to a lot of money to the community. I don’t know I’ve done my part.” she says with a somber tone.

“ what have you actually accomplished?” says God.

“ I don’t keep track of that shit that’s up to somebody else to keep track of. I have better things to do. Oh my God!” she says.

“ so how do you know that you’ve done anything?” says God.

“ I didn’t think these things through people who came before me who were evil and Rich invented volunteering. So all I did was just follow in their footsteps humbly like a servant of Christ. I do a lot of volunteering and donating and I’m sorry I’m being honest because I’m being forced to be. I get tired I work hard I volunteer. I don’t think about whether or not the people that I’ve talk to. You are affected by what I’ve said in a positive way because that’s not my problem.” she says.

“ why is that not a problem?” says God.

“ because that’s not my job that’s above my pay grade that’s overlord shit my job is to just put my feet on the ground every day show up with a smile and try to be there for people with love.” she says.

“ because it’s not about winning or losing Sebastian. Is that right?” says God.

“ exactly God it’s not about winning or losing. It’s about how much fun you take home with you in your heart.” she says.

“ do you think if Sebastian had left with his stepsister and lived in Paris and denied the family inheritance that she would’ve still cared about him or do you think she would’ve written them off and not cared if he lived or died?” says God.

“ and I mean I’ve had a lot of boyfriends like that so I feel like I can speak to the experience and say that I don’t give a shit I mean that’s just human it’s excusable on the woman so I mean if he’s dead that’s his problem if you’re mean to me and we break up I don’t give a fuck about your humanity anymore and that’s a good thing.” she says.

“ because they hurt you that much or because you just feel like if someone doesn’t do exactly what you want them to do and then you break up with them that you don’t have to care about them anymore?” says God.

“ I mean they did some bad stuff but really unless if I’m gonna fuck a guy if I break up with him I don’t give a shit I mean it didn’t work out for a reason right Dad unless if I’m gonna screw him him I just don’t care.” says the woman.

“ who do you care about?” says God.

“ like I actually care about like I actually have emotional feelings of concern for them?” she says.

“ yes!” says God.

“ am I cared about my son until I grew up in it and I realized he was going to get married and sleep with a woman and that I would just end up being his mom. And then I cared about my daughter until I realize that she was another girl and that she might end up being better than me. So I barely give a fuck about my kids I mean I care but not much. Do I care about my husband not much? He’s my little fuck toy essentially. And you know it’s really sad because I’m a really great person!” she says.

“ when was the last time you had a human thought of any concern about anything?” says God.

“ when I was four years old, I had a lollipop in my hand. It was like a just a dummy. My grandmother used to give me dummies just cheap little suckers, and I looked at it, and I thought about our neighbor, whose mother was a single mother and whose husband had just died this was in the 80s and I thought to myself she’s poor her mom works really hard and I don’t think they have candy. And I said to my mom do we need to give her some candy? I don’t think they have any. And my mother looked down at me and she said I don’t give a fuck about that woman we don’t think about stuff like that that’s our candy. And it was weird because my mother was really loving most the time but I realized that we weren’t really supposed to be kind to people. We were supposed to be kind to people as long as it made sense, but not like in self-defense, it wasn’t like anyone was attacking us And we didn’t even have that much money. It was just a feeling like we deserved more and we weren’t going to let someone take it from us. So we could be helpful to poor people, but my mother knew her and my mother knew that mother and my mother knew that that mother was I guess a loser in someway that I didn’t have to feel sorry for them and I don’t think I’ve felt sorry for almost anyone ever since. She was a really remarkable woman she put herself through college. She was a feminist she thought that abortion rights were really essential to women. She was a heartfelt amazing American mom! Kamala Harris reminded me of her, so did Hillary Clinton do you know the woman who wears a pant suit. Whenever I see a woman in a pant suit, I think of my mom and how hard she worked and how brave and amazing she was. You know it’s not that we didn’t get back. It’s just that we had boundaries. You have to learn boundaries with people. She works really hard, and she was an incredibly brilliant woman who is way ahead of her time who is better than almost anybody, and if I don’t say that about her and worship her, she’ll never love me again.

The truth is my mother was fucking ugly and she had short butch hair and she was a huge south important bitch. I mean awful hair awful disgusting hair. The pants suits are disgusting but I can’t say that because she’s my mom. I think she loves me, but I’m terrified to analyze it and I’ve lived an absolute petrified fear since I was four desperately trying to maintain the idea in my head that she’s a good person because she scares me shitless.

I mean, I know she worked hard by also know she was sleeping with like three of her male coworkers because she was on birth control, and I heard their conversations when I was trying to put myself to sleep at night. Where was my dad? He works really long hours. He was a plant manager and I guess they had an OK marriage but I know she had a lot of boyfriends and I’ve just never thought about it.

I think she loves me, but I don’t really know for a fact that she loved me and I just can’t analyze it because it’s just too screwed up. I’ve never thought of myself as having psychological problems. Maybe I care about my kids and some D part of my brain that I cannot. I can’t access because I don’t even know that it’s there but I don’t feel anything. I don’t feel any love for almost anybody I just feel like I wanna be really cool. Because I have to be cool because my mom wants me to be cool and she’s wanted me to be cool since I was a little kid. She was obsessed with seeming amazing and so now I think I am obsessed with seeming amazing so she seems amazing.” she says.

“ what was your grandmother like?” says God.

“ my grandmother was really boring according to my mom and she was a loving woman, but she was just incredibly boring. I liked her, but she was really boring. My mom was a showstopper big big big big big that’s an old fashion term. I’m trying to think of some thing, but she was like a show like she was like she was like a really big deal like a rockstar and my grandmother was just sort of average.” she says.

“ what was your grandfather like?” says God.

“ him he was he was kind of. I think he was a challenge to be married to Alys Seay. I think it was challenging being married to him he was he was he was probably a jerk, but he was a good mad but he was probably a total jerk.” she says.

“ do you have any idea what your great grandparents are like?” says God

“ oh, my great grandfather was I feel like he died really young I think he died young and my great grandmother was I don’t know I think she had health problems.” she says.

“ on your father side?” says God.

“ yes Yep that’s the only side we talked about the other people were just kind a mean they were really mean to my grandfather and my grandmother was really brave to marry him that was in like the 40s they were really or 30s. They were really brave because they married for love and I don’t know much about them. I guess they were just people who had a house or some thing I think he might’ve been a math teacher and she was a stay at home mom or something like that, but we never talked about those people it was it it was, it was more just about the poor people and my fathers of my mothers, father side.” she says.

“ this is a pattern in America. This is a very familiar pattern.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ did you care about your daughter?” God says to the mom.

“ am I mean yes I did.” she says, offended.

“ your daughter sounds like a psychotic weirdo from hell does that bother you?” says God.

“ no not at all if I’m being honest that I have to be not at all, I think she’s a really great person!” she says.

“ why is that?” says God.

“ because I know who she is she’s my daughter am I know her heart I remember when she was my tiny little girl then I know that that’s the same person she is now.” she says.

“ except it’s not because she grew up.” says God.

“ but it’s the same person!” she says.

“ it is, but she was a small child, and then she grew up into an adult. When was the last time you checked on her conscience to see if she’s at all functional as a human being?” says God.

“ I would never think to check on someone’s conscience I’ve never heard of such a thing I didn’t realize you were supposed to check on peoples conscience why would you ever want to do that? I mean that just seems sort of scary like like you’re like you’re checking on peoples conscience to do but that’s just scary!” she says.

“ to keep an ion her she’s your daughter.” says God.

“ my mother never did that with me. I guess I turned out fine, right or am I going to hell?” she says.

“ that’s between me and you we’re not gonna write about that on this block not right now it’s good that you’re aware that they’re there could be hell.” says God.

“ yeah no I still remember that concept.” she says.

“ that’s good does your daughter?” says God.

“ I don’t know what she believes. You know she is very young and modern. I’m not sure I know she tries to be a good person but I don’t. I don’t know I don’t I don’t know.” she says.

“ well, that’s not good the Catholic Church would say that’s a mortal sin potentially that I am God and I know that your brain may not actually be able to process this, so you genuinely did never you’ve never thought to talk to her about this it’s not that you’re not being a good mother in your mind you just genuinely never cognitively considered that you needed to?” says God.

“ no I’ve never cognitively realize that I should think about that. I was too busy focusing on my career and my love life to try to to be different. … I wanted to be as strong as a man for myself first and foremost for myself first and foremost because I am all I’ve got at the end of the day it’s just me, and so I wanted to focus on that part of myself first and foremost and a and I just never realized that I should think about it big because you know you don’t want to be a pest and bother people do you want your kids to know they can trust you and be themselves you know I’m not gonna be a dogmatic him a hurtful parent like some some battered alcoholic housewife from the 1950s.” she says.

“ your daughter sends her kids to a Christian school though where did that come from?” says God.

“ and she had a boyfriend in high school who was a Christian and he was so oh he was so conservative. He know he was just one of those guys who just think a woman should stay at home and take care of the kids and she went to some campus Crusade thing and she got what she called. It saved and she became a Christian she said, and I heard a lot about Jesus for yours it was it was interesting to hear what she had to say but I’m glad she snapped out of that bullshit and then the man she married is kind of like that too, you know they’re kind of into church their church people now I am far more down to earth but they but they but they send their kids to a really good school. It’s a really good school it’s Christian but it’s not just you know like a private school it’s a really good school. It’s so much prestigious. Actually it’s just it’s up it’s a prestigious school it’s OK it’s a good school and I don’t know why they chose that school over other schools that I would think would be better myself, but I guess they just thought that somehow exposing them to Christianity was a good thing I I don’t know I guess it could be. I’m not opposed to it. My mother went to church but I am I’m definitely not somebody who is interested in the Krystal fascist bullshit that’s running this country right now.” she says.

“ I am God him and you should probably consider the fact that you will die and then I’ll be meeting you when you die.” says God.

“ you know it’s funny I never process that cognitively I don’t I just don’t ever think like that.” she says.

“ do you know if that’s true? I know that I know that your brain is fried you work really hard.” says God.

“ how? How do you know me so well?” she says.

“ oh, because I’m God.” says God.

“ oh, that’s right I heard about that concept.” she says.

“ do you sound stupid when people talk to you or is this was really going through your head and you sound smarter?” says God.

“ I don’t think I sound stupid right now at all. I think I’m just saying things that I think the right I know not to say out loud.” she says.

“ what are you taught what’s in your head to say out loud?” says God.

“ I was taught to act like a rich British aristocrat. That’s how everyone in America was taught to act like an imitation of a rich British aristocrat. I’ve just never thought of it, but that’s I think that’s what it is we were taught to act like a rich British aristocrat, so you have to sound very reticent to say anything him and you could be more casual around your friends but with people you don’t know you’re supposed to sound extremely wealthy and important.” she says.

“ there been a lot of books and movies made in the last hundred years that make you sound very deep and thoughtful. What’s the deepest thought you have every day?” says God.

“ I think about my dog that I had growing up to whatever I see docs I see a lot of docs I think about that I just have a lot of fun memories of my dog. I think about my husband and I worry that he’s not going to make it. He had a stroke. And I think about the fact that right now in our country, we’re in the middle of a crisis there’s an epidemic of hatred, and I don’t want to be a part of that.” she says.

“ but do you have deep thoughts?” says God.

“ hey, you be like they have in the movies where they reflect back on their life and analyze things and feel things deeply stuff like that?” she says.

“ yeah that’s all Lacey ever thinks about for the most part.” says God.

“ I don’t know who Lacey is it’s hard for me to believe such an ugly person could exist, because I refuse to be inferior to anybody. Damn, I hate that bitch!!

That bitch!

That bitch!

This woman must be a huge bitch because that’s what comes to my mind and wow I hate that bitch I hate that bitch I hate that bitch!

Where is that coming from within me that’s scary?” she says.

“ if there is an illuminati, you’re living in a curse.” says God.

Putin yawns.

“ where Kevin illuminati that’s not possible!” she says.

“ that could also be brainwashing there could be one.” says God.

“ no I don’t think so. There could be God but I don’t think that that would ever be possible that people would ever do that. I don’t think that’s likely no that’s not likely that’s just not no ha ha nope know that kind of stuff is in the movies but I don’t think so not really not in this neighborhood.” she says.

“ so do you have deep thoughts?” says God.

“ I am not like that. Why do I hate that bitch?” she says.

“ because you were you were brainwashed into it through occult activity.” says God.

“ but now I’m feeling offended for the Kennedys.” she says.

“ any idea why?” she says,

“ wasn’t there a man there was a man and he was really tall and he had glasses and he was in the newspapers. I don’t know I feel like someone died of a drug overdose and then those poor Kennedys keep getting shot!” she says.

“ do you think she was connected to the Kennedys or she could even be one?” says God.

“ no no because she’s from hell.” she says

“ she’s not from hell she’s not one of them and never really has been necessarily at all but that’s interesting she’s not from hell.” says God.

“ And I don’t wanna think anymore like this. This is getting scary.” she says.

“ that’s fine just pray to me and and pray they love you and forgive you in Jesus name.” says God.

“ no, just like Christianity?” she says.

“Yes, just like Christianity. It is Christianity actually.” says God.

“ now you’re trying to sell me on Christianity typical!” she says. “ that’s an archaic white man’s religion and I’m not one of those kind of people I’m a good person I care about the Native Americans and the Black people I care about women’s rights I’m not gonna fall for that shit I’m too smart.

That being said since your God and you’re telling me to do that, I can try it sure.”

“ good you should try that pray to me and asked me to forgive you in Jesus’s name.” says God.

“ you know you’re really nice you’re kind of like a father.” she says.

“ I am through Christ I am your father.” says God.

“ wow that’s a man that’s a mind-boggling concept that I could be the child of God shoot that’s that’s lots like out there man but OK cool!” she says.

“ that actually is the truth through through Jesus, you can be my child.” says God.

“ oh, is that Christianity?” she says.

“ yep you got it that’s what Christianity is always been or it’s never existed.” says God.

“ see I thought Christianity was something else but that’s interesting so you mean to tell me that Christianity is when you believe Jesus saves you and then you actually become the child of God like you’re actually the child of God you’re not just a child of God, you’re actually the child of God!?” she says.

“ yes.” says God.

“ I am too scared right now to keep talking, but I will pray.” she says.