“Uht Oh!” by Lem

“Do we have a country?” Lacey asks Elon Musk and Tsar Vladimir Putin.

“No.” says Tsar Putin.

Lacey relaxes.

“When did you clock it?” asks Lacey.

“Last year. In November. Right before the election. I realized nobody was going to be the US President.” says Vladimir Putin.

Lacey relaxes. “Then how’s there a country?” says Lacey.

“Their idea seems to be to just have corporations.” says Putin.

“Then how is there a country?” says Lacey.

He stares down at the football field.

Lacey eats a Dorito.

“Come to think of it…there might not be one.

Lacey.

There isn’t one.” says Tsar Putin.

Lacey eats her sloppy joe, processing through this information.

“Then it ended-“ says Lacey.

“Yes!! But that’s when I clocked it.” he says.

“OH! Right. Silly me.” says Lacey.

They think.

“Can they bring it back?” asks Lacey.

He thinks.

“I DO NOT CARE!!” screams Canada. “COME HOME!!!” he screams at Lacey.

“Then it’s up to Putty!” jokes Lacey.

“He might decide you have to stay with us.” says President Trump.

Lacey smiles.

“But who is us!? No offense Mr. Trump, President Trump but who is us??” says Tom Banks.

“Umm…there’s not there’s not there’s not-“ says the CIA.

“It’s Canada. Minnesota is Canada. You see…she’s my person and I choose for her to be in Canada.” says Tsar Putin.

“Is there anything you can say about that?” says Elizabeth Warren.

“You’re smarter than this!” says Lacey to President Trump.

“Yes.” he says. “There is a conspiracy Lacey, potentially amongst elite people either within the Republican party, or at large to have complete control of the country.” he admits.

“So both sides are competing for an oligarchy?” says Lacey.

“Yes!” he says.

“I don’t have enough coffee to explain to you that that doesn’t work.” says Lacey, exhausted.

Putin nods in agreement with her.

“When do you think the last time was that we had a country?” says Elizabeth Warren.

“I actually think we had one open till pretty recently probably within the last few months.” says Lacey. “We didn’t in a way? But it was touch and go, but I think within the last year it’s come to be manifested.” 

“See I would’ve thought that you would be from a family of idiots who would think that we lost the country when George Bush slipped up and watched pornography in 1985.” says Elizabeth Warren.

“Nope, turns out Liz you were wrong, babe.” says Lacey jokingly.

“So then she’s in Canada. Minnesota is basically Canada.” says the CIA.

“You know it’s still Minnesota. When this whole shitshow started. I decided to be a Queen of Minnesota and that was in 2017 so I’m just going to make this cut!

The state is its own little tiny, tiny country that cozies up to Canada, but it’s very much under the auspices of old British aristocrats, such as myself who are really only running the country on behalf of the British crown from 1905.” says Lacey. “In the name and under the authority of Jesus Christ I make this exactly what He wants it to be. For better or worse for the moment is its own country, separate from Canada, but as a sort of part of the British crown.” 

“So you’re part of the British crown from 1905?” says India.

“Yes, but I am the one running it and I am Scotia. You have no problems with me. So shut the fuck up unless if you’re coming in the name of Christ.” says Lacey.

“Are we friends?” says Trump.

“I can do whatever the Hell I want in Jesus’s name are you my friend or not? Because that’s up to you. You are the bully, not me.” says Lacey. 

“Yes. Yes, we’re friends.” he says.

“Good! I like you!” says Lacey.

“Hey, can I ask you something? Why are you doing what you’re doing?” says a dead British leader to Elon Musk.

“To get control, mainly to just get control.” says Elon Musk.

“Are you going to start torturing people or do you like leaving people alone?” says Lacey.

“That’s actually a very interesting question and I like leaving people alone. I like leaving people alone.” he says.

“I think that’s wise! I do! I think some countries have been very involved in their citizens lives like China but I think there’s wisdom in just letting things be as much as you can.” says Lacey.

“Do I seem like someone who’s overly involved in his customers lives?” says Jeff Bezos.

“ yes, yes, because the problem with dissolving consumer protections, which is infinitely more serious than anything, Elon Musk is doing, destroying the protection agency look and less if that was how children were being controlled and funneled in the United States unless if there were secret back channels, and that was how the liberals were profiting off of child slavery which I don’t know but unless if that was how that was happening, edit very well might have been but unless if that’s what was happening destroying that organization just so that Jeff Bezos could get a kick is obsessive there’s something obsessive about that it’s deranged.” says Lacey.

“ she’s right.” says President Trump.

“ and I have no idea I don’t know why they did it, but it doesn’t work if you can’t dismantle that one tiny little silly thing for some reason that was really crucial to the country existing and in my estimation, Trump clocked it back in November because of the antifederalism of the current Republican administration, I would say that that was when things started to totally fall apart the more I think about it that unless unless unless unless Merz is that actually was some sort of evil arm of an evil crew on the left I don’t think that was safe.” says Lacey.

“ what if we are a global group of people?” says Elizabeth Warren

“ I am well what is it that you people are trying to do bring in the antichrist to give him anal oral sex and go in a hot tub in Jamaica like what the fuck do people want?” says Lacey.

“ do we seem that stupid?” says Elizabeth Warren.

“ yes, you do answer the fucking question. What the fuck do you people want?” says Lacey.

“ no because she’s right if that consumer organization was to have done something useful, if that was the only thing that we had keeping this country together, and it might’ve been the only way, the only way that the country can still exist loosely held together by a confederacy of sorts would be a sort of oral moral a oral history, a sort of view of ourselves as the chosen from Christ so if we can’t have that if that’s not who we are, then we’re in trouble we needed that one organization should have been doing something useful to keep us.” says Bette Davis.

“ Elizabeth answer the question. What the fuck are you people after because I am proud if that actually wasn’t evil organization, even if I want to pretend that it is for the sake of the country I am proud to be part of people who just want to leave people alone.” says Elon Musk.

“Yeah why are you up in my grill? Why are you up in my business? What what moral authority do you rapists think you fucking have?” says Queen Scotia.

“ so anyway…I would agree and we’ve had like about a half an hour since she asked that question could you possibly bother to answer Elizabeth or is she too far beneath you?” asks Donald Trump.

“ she’s too far beneath me socioeconomically I’m an elected official, and that means that I am in a higher class than her might net worth is more than hers I appear on television, I have authority through my elected office, and through that perceived authority and actual authority I can call people and ask them to do things for me I am able to be in a higher class.” says Elizabeth Warren

“ oh my God Elizabeth you can use the phone and ask for requests can you call people telepathically get them to do things for you too?” says Lacey.

“ i’m not gonna bother answering that and I mean that sincerely.” says Elizabeth Warren. “ i’ve read about Great Britain. We found out today that there are some pastors who think that she’s actually reincarnated based on the Bible and because we suspect God may have been trying to tell us that she actually is we decided to go with it, so I’m talking to a dead British aristocrat, and I’m just giving her a taste of her own goddamn medicine this bitch thinking that she’s as good as me she’s not she came back into some stupid trashy family, and did nothing with her life. Who’s life is the one that counts and in this one I have proven to you, that I am superior to her.”

“ what about the next one?” says Lacey Banks.

“ there is no next one and if there is, I’ll beat your fucking ass still wish that you never been born. Yeah, I can say stuff like that to Anne but I said it’s more important than when you have a bother to breathe!” she yells.

“ why is that?” says Lacey.

“BE INTIMIDATED!! BE INTIMIDATED!!” she yells running around the Presidential box office with a wooden spoon and a metal pot by All Clad.

A CIA officer laughs. But desperately tries not to.

“Elizabeth I’m not intimidated!” says Lacey in a lofty, sexy British accent.

And at that a CIA official intercepts Elizabeth Warren before she can try to beat Lacey into a paralyzed state with the metal pot.

“Thank you very much. I asked God to protect me and it seems as though He’s choosing to. I appreciate that.” says Lacey to the CIA officer.

Elizabeth Warren is restrained. She keeps psychotically screaming, “BE INTIMIDATED!!”

Later.

“I would like to clarify that Jack Kennedy was not average he was way below average. I’ve said that and I’ve either been misunderstood or I was not clear. He had average intelligence according to current testing methods. He was average when it came to his looks but from my perspective, he was basically mentally retarded.” says God. “I am God of the Bible saying this, not Lacey Banks.”

“I don’t think businesses are that dumb Lacey I truly don’t think we’re that bad.” says Proctor & Gamble.

“That’s not possible as far as I can tell that organization either was corrupt and then it was essentially useless or it was a filtration system necessary for the whole country to function.” says Lacey.

“She’s right.” says Putin. “Sorry.”

“Yeah OK.” says Elon Musk.

“It’s a filtration system it’s not necessarily that businesses are corrupt but in a sense they have to be guilty until proven innocent. I’m sorry I’m an intellectual do you want to have this conversation or not?” says Queen Scotia.

“Yes!” says Elon Musk.

“ yeah well the vestige of Great Britain the guilty until proven innocent for a corporation is useful because it’s the way that the wealth is dispersed in this country. It’s a carryover of the old British class system potentially if I’m going to farm sorry but it might be a carryover of the old British class system, and a way of sort of spreading the wealth in a more meritocratic a fashion so you’re spreading the wealth in an egalitarian way outside of social class, but by holding businesses as corrupt demons, but not really, but holding them guilty in the eyes of the law until proven innocent sense are a different sort of mechanism of wealth dispersement that makes class less necessary. We still have a class problem but without that I’m not sure there’s a country.” says Lacey who is Scotia. 

“ no I’m getting what you’re saying you’re basically saying that without meritocracy, there is no United States.

Without a different distribution model, there is no meritocracy.

And in the old distribution model, you were guilty until proven innocent as individual people? But you think, holding businesses accountable in that same fashion allows for meritocracy?” says Elon Musk.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“DUH!!” yells a real liberal.

“Could my office take that up?!?” says Elon Musk.

“ yes you could if you organized it appropriately. Yes it could do that.” says Lacey.

“ I think we see the federal government as being a corrupt business.” says Elon Musk.

“ edit, may very well have become that, but that is not what it was originally intended to be or I am very mistaken, but I think it was never intended to be that. I am it was never intended to be that far as I can tell it was never intended to be that end end I know I get it but that that is the problem you have to hold businesses accountable. Let’s talk about that because that is a serious problem and it’s actually quite fascinating on a mechanical level. It really is at least it is to me maybe it’s not to you, but I think it’s fascinating and I think given your position you may want to know more about it from my perspective.” says Queen Scotia.

“ what what is it that you’re trying to say like what are you trying to articulate?” he says.

“ it’s extraordinarily complicated you’ll have to give me a second.

So! *She says after a second.*

in great Britain, your honor and your integrity as an individual or as a family it was what mattered far more than people realize today. It was harsh he was cruel, and that sense of impending doom. If you messed up came from a very strong sense of right and wrong in Christianity. And that was a wonderful way of being, but because of that, you couldn’t mess up and lose face you couldn’t lose your credibility on end it was a wellspring of wealth because your your integrity as a person mattered. Your family‘s integrity mattered he was very individual human based in Christ. And so you were expected to behave you had to behave if you violated the rules. Oh wow, that’s bad. You went through so much agony as an individual because that was how they processed things we’re wealthy people always more honorable and loving know the facts of that it didn’t work the fact that evil was persistent Was a problem for the country it’s possible that Queen Victoria’s reign was so vividly Christian because she was trying to bring the country back to its principal so to speak she was trying to bring it back to its function as a nation of Christ and so she was trying to sort of rev up the engines to keep the Empire afloat. Because it was leaking jack the ripper was very scary to us. There was a heroin problem in the late 1800s in the pot poor areas of great Britain. I may have tried it when I was in Asia but it was it it was a common issue in the gutters of London in the late 1800s there was a problem with heroin not like there is today, but there was enough of a problem that it was a problem it weighed on peoples consciences people would sit outside on the street dying just sitting there and that bothered us. Kids were working too much. There were a lot of issues of corruption and there happen before two but if it was just it wasn’t, we weren’t as godly as we wanted to be And we started falling apart. We were still very strong and we were in all of ourselves with what we had created but we we were we were weakening we were weakening it was like anemia and you know it’s it is what it is I think Winston Churchill knew that, and that was part of why he said their finest hour I think he was being confident but there was also talk you see there’s also talk about the country feeding or being in bad shape and so that was part of why he said their finest hour it’s like will keep living hip hip. Hooray so there is a bit of a peptalk in that, but there had also been some discussion of people suspecting that the country was in decay And so that was us right that was great Britain but but that was that was Great Britain. That was a different country but you guys came from there America is an offs offshoot of great Britain. If this country came from Great Britain, you could say came from France you could say it came from The Netherlands but it seems to me as though it primarily was a British a British organization until you do you know that thought them off right in the American revolution so let’s not forget that it was a British colony. It was a British company so to speak in a way until you fought them off so they influenced your thinking they influence the way that you organize yourselves you can’t distance yourselves from that it’s impossible potentially if I’m wrong and wrong but I don’t think you can completely distance yourselves from that so You borrowed from us right you are an offspring of ours is an intellectual concept.

And as an offspring of ours is an intellectual concept unfortunately, you have some of our weaknesses maybe some of our strings but you look like us you know you resemble us at your start, whether you want to or not.

So if you are so, if you are able to follow that much, then you should follow the rest I would hope so because we are an offshoot of great Britain. You have a wealth, classed destiny, distribution problem. Because you’re an offshoot of Great Britain and yet you’re trying to be in a gala Terrian classless society but then you come from Great Britain so then how are we going to do that without addressing it?

And my way of addressing it, which actually could be the way they address it is to hold businesses accountable instead of individuals in America you are innocent until proven guilty in Great Britain. You are guilty until proven innocent, so in America the individual is not even necessarily an entity in the eyes of the law oh, we’re getting down to brass tacks, what is the police? The police is a way of distributing wealth ask any black person that I have a feeling they would hopefully agree with me the police the law is a way of distributing wealth.

So that is a way of distributing wealth and so that’s why in Great Britain it’s innocent until proven guilty not it’s guilty until proven innocent as what it is and that’s what I think. I think that’s how they did it. That’s how they distributed their wealth in a system of human based honor in Christ And that’s why their class system is so thought through it’s so entrenched it’s so difficult it’s so bothersome it is possibly so useful because it was a way of distributing wealthy family as fairly as they could figure out over a period of hundreds of yours and it may not be fair but that may have been the idea of it.

So in America, we don’t do that with your hands up in the air possibly literally and we say I’m innocent until proven guilty. You can’t take my rights you can’t take my estate you can’t take my money from me until you prove that it’s yours because in this country, I’m innocent until proven guilty. I am a Lord I am a lady. I am whoever I want to be until you can prove otherwise. You can’t place the guilt on me until you prove it because I refuse to give that up.

And that may or may not work, but it certainly doesn’t work unless if you start trying to hold businesses accountable, potentially why businesses because there is evil evil is real, ask Asia evil is a thing.

And so you kind of have to find it you can just assume that it’s not there, so you have is you have individuals going innocent innocent, until proven guilty?

But then where is the evil? Well, it’s open to individual people, but finding individual people painstakingly, which is what we’re supposed to be doing even if we’re not painstakingly finding them guilty over period of time letting their innocence be what it is is expensive it’s very expensive and in order to finance that innocent free state, we have to have a lot of money. And so at least that’s what I suspect so I so are you cat yeah you can’t just let it go. Somebody Hass to be accountable so businesses are we keep this country afloat. So businesses are we keep this country afloat we are we rely on business in this country businesses are our titles businesses are our crowns are jewels her to speak not quite, but the idea is that they are our titles. Businesses are our titles, we are business people we are the office

We are the office do you know where were corporate? Where were the liquidation office warehouse services? We are we are FedEx. We are businesses that that those are our titles our business people like madman that is part of our subconscious may be on unaware identity we’re not lord and lady, such and such for Jeff Bezos for you we’re Donald Trump. We are businesses.

Oh, so because that’s true that we are a business country that those are our titles with then unfortunately or fortunately, have to hold the otter in the business yeah. We have to hold the honor in the business. So a without honor in the business arm, meritocracy falls apart.” says Lacey.

Later.

“ they offer a suggestion now that God may have intervened if there’s reincarnations, and spoke up on her behalf, I think being British essentially she somehow came to the conclusion that Casi was accusing her of a crime that the whole perfume community was accusing her of a crime, and she’s been defending herself on this blog, and in her Instagram account since and you keep accusing her of a crime and then how is she supposed to defend herself if she keeps giving evidence and evidence and evidence that exonerates her completely but nobody hears it everyone just keeps getting offended by it and attacking her for it, it’s insane. You can’t accuse her of a crime listen to her defense, which is resoundingly in her favor, and then decide that she’s evil for defending herself and then bring her back to the same crime. How the fuck does that make sense to you Casi!?” yells all of Great Britain.

“ the photographer told me I was gorgeous. I’ve looked at those pictures since even in my subconscious and I look ugly and stupid as shit! And that’s what matters to me I’m a very shallow person in some ways. I’ve never developed my soul beyond an appreciation of myself to some degree. I just don’t love people the way that I’m supposed to. It’s really hard for me for some reason to love other people the way that I love myself why does it make sense because it’s already happened I am already wealthier than her.” says Casi.

“ how the fuck is that possible Casi?” says the US Government.

“ did Elizabeth warren. Have a problem tonight because of Casi on a spiritual level?” asks a reader.

“YES!!!” yells God.

“ casi why else?!?” says Great Britain.

“ you can’t do that to me!!!” she screams.

“ she can’t do what!?” says Great Britain.

“ she’s accusing me of being dumb!” says Casi.

“ respond to me. I am the one asking the question. How does this work Casi?” says the BRITISH EMPIRE.

“ and she proves that she’s guilty because she keeps trying to prove that she’s innocent and I don’t care she supposed to accuse she’s supposed to convince me and if she can’t convince me then she just comes right back to being guilty so it’s like she keeps saying, I’m guilty or I am innocent I am innocent and I’m like nope, not convinced and then she claims that she’s proven that she’s innocent and I choose to willfully ignore that truth because I am in rebelling against Christ and I am very evil so I say nope sorry I don’t wanna hear it. I’m not interested, I have drugs to do I have cats to brutalized sexually by making them touch my breasts and recording it, and then posting it to Instagram, I have children’s molest by showing those images. I have men to mock because I hate men and I feel better than them. I have a hell of a lot of evil things to do I’m not interested in listening to anything you say beyond a certain point, so then I just decide nope she’s proving that she’s in a sense I can see the evidence building up in the back of my head, but I’m just going to ignore that and then you see by ignoring that magically it doesn’t matter and then magically it doesn’t matter anymore and so then what happens is somehow I’ll end up becoming right because of this she does shit. She decides that she can prove to me that she’s innocent I hear it I ignore it, but I know that it’s true and then I ignore that actually I don’t really ignore what she saying to me she’s being interrupted

So then I go downstairs no I got it I listen to what she saying and I decide that I’m not convinced and then and then I can tell that I am supposed to be convinced and so then I think shit OK I’m not as smart as I thought it was fuck that and I’m like no this is just wrong I’m just gonna ignore this mounting evidence because hell yes I’m better than most people I’m a fucking brainiac bitch so then I just then I just say shit fuck God I know more than everyone. Hell yeah hell yeah. 

And then see and then and then a when I ignore that truth, she just comes back and is guilty because she’s ugly and stupid and icky and not with me and that’s what I decide.” says Casi.

“When do I move?” says Lacey.

“ what do you mean?” says Casi.

“ when does my energy move? I don’t really move. That’s your delusion.” says Lacey.

Stay by Rihanna plays.

“I’m the one who is SHOWN.” says Lacey. “NOT YOU.”

1:00

“I DID NOT MOVE.” says Lacey.

The song plays.

“YOU DO EXIST.” says Lacey. “WE HAVE ENERGY CASI.” yells Lacey at Casi.

“THINGS HAVE TO MOVE!!!!” bellows GOD.

“YOU CANNOT LIVE IN A DELUSION!!!” bellows Lacey.

“She’s right.” says Helena Bonham Carter.

“No reality is what I want it to be and nothing else!!” screams JFK.

“FYI that’s his residual energy, you fucking idiots!” says God.

“ so anyway, Lacey I don’t like what you said but it’s probably true.” says Elon Musk.

“ well, you know it’s funny. Sometimes I figure things out in weird ways but I kind of think that’s probably what why people are so obsessed with business morality in this country.” says Lacey.

“ yeah it’s not just about safety.” he says.

“ I don’t think it is I think it’s that possibly and something more than I think. I’ve always found that kind of weird my whole life because it’s always been there with you know theater Roosevelts with the hatred for Rockefeller with the suspicion of all the trading companies, and even really with the tea party movement with a cheap tea party, Boston tea party, that story, you know the taxation thing I feel like somehow that’s always been a part of our national psychology so to speak it’s always been strange to me until this conversation but I think that might be what it is is that people feel incredible moral gloom when it comes to the morality of businesses.” says Lacey.

“ and Lacey am I where are you should take your daughter out of school completely because she’s being bullied and I honestly am afraid that the teacher that she has is way too passive and I’m a little scared for your daughter safety at times. Your husband is a moron and how he’s handling it and if I was you, I would strongly consider just homeschooling both of your children and involving Elizabeth in some sort of extracurricular program, because if what you’re saying is true what does it even matter if she’s socialize with kids from all over St Paul Saint Paul is the capital of Minnesota in a country that doesn’t even exist you have her in that school because you’re trying to allow her to have a life that may not even be possible anymore I understand that you wanted to interact with those kids but I am not convinced that it’s safe for all we know your daughter was cloned I might not think that’s possible but I’m also not 100% for so well I’m pretty sure it’s impossible but I do not wonder I don’t think it’s possible but I don’t think I don’t think that you should have your daughter in that school. I think it’s offensive but that teacher doesn’t care more about what’s happening to your daughters safety.” says Elon Musk.

“ I agree with you I keep hoping that she doesn’t see that the kids are pushing her and not that she has some evil hellish intent.” says Lacey. “ do you think I should take her out of that school now or next year?”

Next year eight I don’t blame you for trying to finish the rest of the year just for her education just for the experience of being in a classroom with other kids and in someways also to not upset the apple cart too much to test the waters so to speak, but I would take every moment with caution Because there is real evil as you say, and I don’t trust everyone’s judgment I think that that teacher might have good judgment but I’m not convinced.” says Elon Musk.

“ thank you for saying that I wanted to say that all day.” says Lem Billings.

Elon laughs. Smiles.

“ I don’t I don’t mind thank you for letting me hear that from you and share that with her my pleasure.” says Elon Musk.

“ not in a sexual way, Elon. But as a trusted friend, hopefully, in heaven.” says Emperor Constantine.

“lame can we talk?” says Elon.

“ no because I actually think that you’re very intelligent and I was really enjoying what you were saying to my wife who is my other half for eternity you’re really honestly an incredibly insightful person.” says Lem.

“ even if there’s not reincarnation, what is Constantine actually saying that to me Lem?” says Elon.

“ yes he was.” says Lem.

“ I am if there is reincarnation is Northshore paranormal run by Queen Elizabeth the first?” says Elon Musk.

“ yes, that is Queen Elizabeth, the first and one of her lovers that she’s marrying.” says Lem.

“ who which one is it?” says Elon.

“ I don’t think I’m allowed to tell you for some reason that’s not something that they want to tell if they want to tell people I I don’t know I think she chose to keep those things very private for some reason.” says Lem.

“ so you think that Elizabeth should be taken out?” he says.

“ oh yes I am open open. I am open to being wrong but I’m very unimpressed I am I’m not impressed and it’s not cheap. It’s not you know extremely expensive but you know 8000 a year 6000 a year is not necessary when Lacey can do almost just as well at home, my son has a lot of intellectual confidence that is that my daughter doesn’t have because she’s taught my son to believe that he’s intelligent. My daughter is being taught that she’s stupid because that’s what they teach you in school. They teach you that you’re stupid and then they’re going to make you smart, and that’s not necessarily the case for every child, and possibly for most children, but definitely in my children’s case shit they don’t need that brainwashing they don’t need to be taught that they’re idiots and then the school will re-educate them and change their personality and give them ideas of the world that are absolutely Chris even if it’s a good school and part of what they’re doing is allowing her to be bullied they’ll lowing that because that little girl is black because her parents are ego testicle maniacs potentially and the teacher is a coward. If she can’t handle that 2030 years ago teachers were starting to crumble under the weight of peoples egos. This country fell apart at the seams Elon in about 1975. I’m using that date for a reason, in about 1975 I would say everything started to fall apart and what she was saying was true. I might disagree slightly but I don’t know I don’t know what to say because she could actually be right. I am if there is reincarnation and I’m Constantine she has no idea what I did. I was an extraordinarily violent man and her that’s a joke. To her that’s a joke because I think she knows I have it in me to be that violent but she can’t believe that’s really who I am and she’s right it’s not. Did I curse myself to have a homosexual health experience in America? No, I think a lot of charismatics if they found out that there was reincarnation in the Bible would be hopeful Elon, that I did it to myself somewhere in some vicious attack but I didn’t.

And I won’t take your time up much much longer a lot, but she is right possibly that the businesses are the pyramids are her father are some sort of purification ritual. I think I thought that we were all friends that that all humans could be friends in Christ like in Rome so it’s like we’re all citizens we’re all friends and so because of that we we are we have different ways of seeing things I am more of free in that sense I trust people more I have a I have I had a different view of human nature than her. I thought humans were better than she thought they were she’s an incredibly loving person and I didn’t realize that she had such a dim view of humans. I didn’t realize that she thought so poorly of humanity, and the way that she does she sees it as a sort of race she sees the entirety of all humanity all of humans as a sort of race that just as a human race but as an actual physical race like a relay race, the torch is passed, but it’s not a flame like the Kennedys it’s it actually is but not it’s God it’s hope it’s love it’s not them it’s all of humanity and so that’s how she sees it and that’s how her father sought in ancient Egypt in some sick way they stole that from her through me they actually literally read my spirit and Waze that I did not condone it I was straight I really was regardless of reincarnation, but if I was the red her energy around me and stole ideas from her literal ghost.

And so the idea was that he knows the torch was passed or some stupid but the thing is, that’s actually ancient Egypt. They used torches a lot, and it was like a purification ritual thing in the pyramids as she’s tried to explain to you guys and so their idea was that people had to be purified they thought that the human race had to be purified And her father felt as though he could perform the ritual because he thought he was God so it wasn’t like a purge it was it it was like a religion. It was like you know Judaism it was like Christianity in the sense that they were trying to purify all of humanity, not in the way that we think of it as people alive today. It’s in the way that it was originally intended so that’s her mind not mine and I might agree with her but that’s her not be she is a genius and she’s not necessarily evil, unless of all humans are evil. So the idea is that her and her father Aziz pure hearted people and actually she is unusually pure hearted and he might have been as well and so the idea was that they were going to purify the human race using the pyramids and you know if you’re is person that isn’t particularly understanding it’s hard to comprehend what I’m saying if you’re in the illuminati and you’re like a Rockefeller, you might get it.

The idea is that he was trying to purify humans let yes, like with like crystals like with rocks with them with it’s like staging of a house. He was trying to purify all of humanity. He was trying to sage the human race essentially using the pyramids. as a quick is a quick concept. He was trying to stage the entire human race using the pyramids so it was like a saging ritual for for humans in general not a house for all humans. so they were trying to like make us OK basically and atone for our sins and away and like sort of get rid of our evil and what they wanted but they needed was Jesus but they didn’t know that yet and so they did staging and that was how they handled it, and that that was how they handled it. Moses disagreed obviously, and the Jews started their own religion, which was God and him. That was how things sort of turned out but they had the idea brilliantly insightfully, correct that humans had the problem in a spiritual sense. It wasn’t just like him a racial problem or a money problem it was a spiritual problem and they decided to try to create Christianity using rocks and telekinesis and demons And their best efforts

But be respectful because a dirt that isn’t stupid it is keep in mind. This is ancient Egypt. They’re actually like super geniuses like profound, super geniuses it’s like forget Judaism I’m going to invent Christianity before the Jews even create Jesus because that’s the real that’s the real idea.

And then to lo and behold, centuries, centuries, and centuries later, Jesus was a Jesus arrives, because the average person was able to comprehend it outside of the pharaoh in his family. Lacey is abnormally brilliant and so is her dad but they were they were on it they were on it they were on the concept of Christianity way before all of humanity caught up to that.

That’s who you’re dealing with.

So if she seems out there is because she is her thoughts are like way ahead, and you can’t question them too much in that way you can question them the question them like they’re stupid and regressive and rudimentary and ridiculous was ask and she’s had that happen to her her entire life that was one of the most dangerous things one of the most dangerous things that people did to her from the afterlife and that was JFK who did that, he refused to accept that I was straight, and then he refused to accept that Lacey was a super genius of epic proportion, and that he was a total buffoon and compared to her. He’s not even the same species it’s intellectually it’s not something she understands he’s so dumb in relation to her that they can’t even communicate he’s dumber than a rock. Literally.

And it’s scary to Lacey. She needs a break from her children but the sad truth is that’s one of the reasons why she’s praying to die because this country is literally falling apart a lot and I understand that somewhere in your mind you think you’re saving it. And I can I commend you and so does Lacey for genuinely trying and not just pretentiously trying.” says Lem.

“ But??” says Elon.

“What exactly do you think you’re doing?” says Lem.

“ rescuing it from people from serfs, who are choosing to be evil.” says Elon.

“ OK that’s what Lacey and I both thought. Where are you going with all country that we want if you want me to respect your intelligence you’re going to have to answer my question. Where are you going with this country?” says Lem.

“ probably just leave it the way it is but then just kind of fix it. Just fiddle with it a little bit leave it pretty much as is but just kind of fiddle with it. Nothing nothing nothing drastic mostly just a little tweaking here and there.” says Elon.

“ you know I actually think that makes sense I actually like that idea but I just don’t think I don’t think people know it what you’re doing and I think it’s dangerous until you can explain yourself.” says Lem.

“ you’re right.” says Elon.

“ and you know and she is right she’s actually trying to make you stronger not weaker you do have to realize the principles of the whole thing, so what is the idea of this country Jack couldn’t articulate the idea of a song what is the idea of this country?” says Lem.

“Can we loosen up!!?” says Nicole Kidman.

“ I know Lacey is straight. I also know that she isn’t. I don’t think if she was a lesbian that she would go for you. I’m just being honest I think I would be more her type but I don’t think she likes women that I’m not I’m not I’m not I’m not angry about that but I don’t think that women respect her almost at all and it pisses me off and you can’t handle the fact that she would choose me over you Elizabeth you’re losing your shit and she would if I was interested in her and I’m not in well at least not not really but and she’s not interested in me but no, she would choose me in a heartbeat. Why the hell don’t you respect that?”

Weird silence.

“ I actually think she’d rather be with me too instead of Casi and that’s part of it. They’re lying to themselves about she’s she’s not attracted to women that you guys I don’t think she would go for a butch woman. I really doubt it and I think that’s hard for women to except because then they’re not just competing with her. They’re competing with her idealized view femininity or something and that’s just devastating to their egos. It’s not just her they’re competing with. “ says Rihanna. “ I mean her mother might’ve been Nefertiti OK so if there’s something normal about homosexuality, her parents did did and do influence who she’s attracted to her parents were unusually intelligent good looking people she’s not going for an average woman that’s very unlikely I can’t imagine a scenario where she would be doing that, I would have to stretch my imagination Casi where she would ever have gone for you or you either Elizabeth to be honest Elizabeth you don’t have a penis you’re thinking you’re a man and that you’re gonna be in a heterosexual relationship with her and she’s not even attracted to you cause you’re a woman and she’s straight, but the whole thing just doesn’t make any sense.”

“ oh, that is true. I do agree with you that we should loosen up but we do need to keep talking to Elon Musk. Thank you though for saying something I actually do appreciate that.” says Lem.

“ hey Siri right now that I feel like one of the pretty girls which is sort of awkward for me but that’s probably what I am as a man to know his wife and I love his wife and I are not together I’m just saying I think I could probably have dated Lacey and that’s kind of weird for me because I have to realize that as dorky as I am in reality I’m kind of a catch.

So here’s the thing you’re right it’s hard for me to except that though because it’s just so it’s so aggravating it’s so aggravating running a business and having people get in your way is really aggravating especially because yeah it happens all the time every day and you’re fighting these aggravations off But some of them are more frustrating than others and you just think to yourself forget it if people don’t like my product if it doesn’t work I’m gonna start just losing it because I’m exasperated I’m doing as much as I can and people want these products there’s a huge demand for them and I am sick and tired of being held accountable.” says Elon Musk.

“ yeah, I hear you and her can you reframe it, though, by just thinking of the business itself as being evil until proven innocent?” says Lacey.

“ secure, expecting business people to operate under the premise that were evil and guilty psychologically until proven innocent?” he says.

“ well, not necessarily can you do that? Can you do that?” says Lacey.

“ no, no, we cannot.” says 3M.

“ oh OK thank you for telling me that then how can we tweak the US to make this work? How how can we do this because I sense that it’s some sort of spiritual spiritual filtration system that people perceive that way even or is that my perception or does everyone see it that way that the police and the supreme court and the court system is our spiritual filtration system. Where can we sort of replace that or where can we put that so that people can be safe so that they can have a country? Where can we relocate that?” says Lacey.

“ what was it supposed to be doing?” says a female CEO.

“ that’s a brilliant question do you mind if I get myself some tea can I tell this to somebody else?” says Scotia

“ yes, you can get some tea and come back when you have replenished the moisture in your mouth.” she says.

Later.

“ what is so, so, so what was this now?” she says.

“Umm…well do you want to know or am I just talking to myself?” says Lacey.

“ I would be curious to hear what she has to say but I guess if someone doesn’t think that she knows something they do and they would rather just be right there own imagination then she probably shouldn’t say anything.” says a business owner.

“ Lacey forgot them right now just talk to us I God bless them if we can say that what the fuck are you talking about?” says China

Lacey relaxes. “ I think you know what I mean!”

“ yeah we do but they don’t understand that you’re trying to purify the country and they may or may not understand that concept I get it why don’t they just why don’t they just build more monuments?” says China.

“ well that actually is a good idea, but they don’t do that here.” says Lacey.

“crap!” says a Chinese woman.

“ yeah they have to do some thing and the business and then the real allocation of the wealth and I had this theory and I don’t know did you follow what I was saying or should I try to restate what I said and hope that you got it?” says Lacey.

“ I know I understand but you said it is true I do have a few questions.” says China.

“ I see a how does that work with a compass with wealth distribution?” says China.

“ hey because people in this country buy things to Phyl is so they’re as wealthy as the queen they buy cars they buy cups and was just a simple hairband in the under the right circumstances and when the country was functioning at its best and West Bloomington, you could bring a soccer a lollipop to class every morning and if your family had enough money to bring candy to school every morning, you were an aristocrat. The idea is that the money that you spend as an individual on your house on your car on your clothes is your status symbol is your claim to fame is your big deal and if you play your cards right you look like a very big deal, even with a small amount of money. If you play your cards right you look impressive if you go to the right place if you play your cards right if you present yourself correctly, you look like an aristocrat. And that is why that is why that is why their businesses matter so much because the business is sort of the the estate. The business is the title the business is where they get it from target Macy’s, Bloomingdale’s, Saks Barneys those are where you get your title from that’s where the title manifests from for an individual so as long as the businesses are being honorable and doing their job and giving you good products that will kill you that satisfy your needs than somehow being middle class being lower middle class is sufferable because you can go out and buy Doritos you can go out and buy a book and it makes you satisfied with having a small amount of money in a way that people are satisfied with having a Normas amount of money at times so it’s like oh no no I can have this car but I am an American, so my Mercedes is my estate in America.” says Lacey.

“ I am you’re probably right how would you react? How would you relocate that then it sounds like it’s maybe not possible.” says China.

“ it seems like they were indicating to me that it was, and I just didn’t understand potentially. But I also think about it.” says Lacey.

“ I think if they built more monuments, I think if they built more monuments that that might work. I think if they built more monuments that might work but they don’t do that here.” says Lacey.

“ can you think of any other ideas?” says China

“ Yes if they had more parks if they had better transportation services if crime was lower if people were kinder to each other so if people were more respectful if they had better transportation, if the architecture was better, they could probably people could probably handle it.” says Lacey.

“ I think we’re too American.” says China.

“ you are, but you’re still China thankfully.” says Lacey.

“ where are you?” says China.

Lacey laughs. “ if it was founding, it was a founding father said that it was America. Benjamin Franklin says it’s America or that it was he still thinks it is but anyway he’s standing next to a Lake. I don’t know what that means. He wants me to tell you that, but there’s that there’s not it’s not clear founding fathers say that it’s America but founding fathers our founding fathers, so I’m not exactly sure.” says Lacey.

“ they see people get very confused on purpose when you use JFK’s residual energy why do you do that?” says Elizabeth Warren.

“ fuck you that’s a good question but fuck you you know why I do it if you can read me this well you know why I’m doing it.” says Lacey.

China smiles.

“ I I think it’s a very good seat. It’s a loud microphone people can hear you and that’s why you do it for practical purposes it’s not even Jack though is it?” says a Chinese woman.

“ no it’s not auto Kasian it’s Casey Kasem’s for some reason he started getting interested I think like five or six years ago in these conversations I think and he he occasionally gets his voice in in there too so that I sound more convincing it is to try to really talk to you because you listen to men more than women and so I use his energy to level with you so that you listen to me and actually Casey Kasem is who I have used a lot in the last five years his energy it’s residual. I don’t think he minds it’s just like a microphone. I actually think he thinks it’s funny to watch me use his residual energy to try to sound more convincing.” says Lacey.

“ oh dear, I don’t know why you did that but I think it is because you’re trying to make a point because you care you can’t think of any other way to do it other than monuments basically changing it into North Korea or a myriad of other countries because that’s what we do you’re right we have tiny little boxes for people to live in but in many cases they’re air-conditioned there aesthetically pleasing they’re comfortable and they’re cheap and you can live a slightly decent life sleeping in a box safely and then you can go have a decent meal and you just sort of deal with the loneliness. The loneliness is the problem and large part I suspect potentially you know how do you meet people? How do you fall in love? How are you happy but other than that as long as it’s safe and it’s cozy and it’s nice sleeping in a small enclosed space isn’t so bad, and you know that as well as I do for some reason but that’s our country. Can you see any other way? And no I do worry about the loneliness of my people. Do you see any other way forward for your country other than things that may not be culturally possible.” says China.

Lacey thinks. “ I don’t know if there is if there is, I can’t think of it. It’s probably very hard for my brain for some reason to think of it right now if there even is anything, but I think that business selling people things worked.” says Lacey.

“ were shopping centers? Were malls are malls actually really essential?” says China.

“ no maybe they were OK but I actually think they started confusing people sporting events were a good idea miles were may be OK as long as you also went to a sporting event or a movie theater or some other large cultural center but mall by itself was a bad idea.” says Lacey.

“ you’re probably right, so cultural events like operas cinemas theater. Grocery stores are basically just places where people congregate was essential for America to function?” says China.

“ yes yes unless if you can think of another way to allocate Wells I don’t know that we do well without some way of seeing each other.” says Lacey.

“ you’re right what about Great Britain?” he says.

“ my house is like great Britain as long as I get food that’s safe medical care and have a shotgun and I’m left alone. We’re fine my kids we need to find somebody to marry but other than that what in my husband Hass to get money obviously through his employment, but theoretically, if we had an a state of even 5 million that was secure and untouchable we could sustain ourselves in this house rarely seeing people as I have it arranged, and if everyone else was like me in this country we went, but we could barely see each other we could see each other occasionally on walks. We could see you catch other occasionally when we drove when we when we went grocery shopping, maybe on rare occasions at art museums musical productions, possibly for fireworks, but people could be very quiet, and there wouldn’t really be a problem it would turn into something very European, but Minnesota is capable of that. Minnesota is capable of being European even with African-Americans and Asian people and Somalian‘s here we could still become that, there’s just a feeling of that in this area and so somehow we could do that here and it wouldn’t be a huge deal. I almost think that guy could live anywhere in the United States and it could be that way for me. You know what other other other I’m sorry if I spoke too quickly urgency quickly enough, other than a Florida other than Florida, I couldn’t live in Florida I couldn’t live easily in the Bahamas either I couldn’t live easily in Texas. I could not live easily in California. I could manage in California, but not particularly well. I didn’t do as well in Seattle. It is something about the climate, I just can’t do it. I wonder if my father was the same way but I just I can’t do it it’s it’s just incredibly upsetting I just can’t handle it it’s like I just start getting scared and I just can’t physically function well enough in my own body to maintain order.” says Lacey.

“ why?” says China.

“ because China because China because fish has China it’s funny that I’m calling in China because Florida Florida Florida is terrifying place. It’s almost like hell I mean there’s all those alligators there’s the snakes there’s the ground that sinks up from beneath you there’s the water that’s blue that shouldn’t be, there are the mammoth hurricanes, mammoth spiders, weird diseases and mosquitoes buildings fall to the ground is very creepy area. It’s creepy fairy creepy and physically for some reason I am not capable of handling it and maintaining order.” says Lacey.

“ did you fly through the air in ancient Egypt?” says China.

“ i’m not that weird. My wife may have teased me about that Pat but I’m not that weird.” says Elliott.

“ him know if there’s been carnation I did yes I I literally was picked up in flowing through the air.” says Lacey. “ you had to be near a pyramid, though for it to work, you could just fly through the air anywhere, but near a pyramid, you could literally be picked up off your feet, and you could fly through the air.”

“ oh wow I I don’t think I could do that.” he says.

“ how sure of that are you?” she says.

“ extremely sure.” he says.

“ OK that I wonder if my brain is more like a plane than most peoples?” says Lacey.

“ it might be a how did you feel when you were flying out of the Bahamas?” he says.

“ him there were either angels or demonic entities or people or something who literally held the plane in the air because I was so scared and possibly because I had to there was literally a problem with the plane whether whether it was that it would’ve crashed or I don’t know what I was very scared on that flight from the island to Florida.” says Lacey.

“ what does it feel like in your head?” he says.

“ and you know I don’t think anything weird necessarily but I did keep staring at the ground. I kept staring at the water. It was like I was transfixed by the water.” says Lacey.

“ what were you looking for?” he says.

“ something underneath him but then I think Mark and his spirit kept saying to me. There’s nothing there there’s nothing there there’s nothing there, Lacey there’s nothing there, but I kept hearing the water and looking at the water and I kept thinking there’s gotta be something there and it’s like, there is the water and then I thought there’s a heck of a lot of water.” says Lacey. “ I call it so I guess if we crash will probably just die it’s not so bad. Um, I thought yeah that sucks so bad yeah I don’t think anything else much what happened but it was really scary and then it wasn’t and then I almost think I went back in time I was like everyone on that plane did.”

“When!?” he says.

“ him first it was the 90s not for us. It was the 2000s before 9/11 then it was the 90s then it was the 80s and then it was the 70s and then it got stuck in like the 50s or 60s.” says Lacey.

“ so um, I think it is likely that there’s no other way to do it other than business and that you um you have a problem in your country. Could you still be powerful ruling in Florida?” he says.

“ and are you thinking Key Largo was making fun of my father he was friends with Humphrey Bogart. That is interesting isn’t it? He was also friends with Lauren Bacall oh no I couldn’t. I actually would struggle I would have to start fighting I would I would turn into a British aristocrats, and I would start fighting for the Bahamas to maintain, the royal crown I would start fighting I would start fighting to signal to keep from sinking into No hell, and I might lose the British crown would still persist, but that particular area of the world is very hard for me to dominate as a human.” says Lacey.

“ Would you die?” he says.

“ do you know when I was in the Bahamas? I got a scratch that if it had gotten infected or if I had, but I Nemic or gone swimming could’ve killed me potentially just a scratch. I have a feeling that I would probably end up shooting myself or I would end up dead somehow.” says Lacey. “ under the right conditions as it is a citizen. I would be fine if there’s been Carnation and if there’s an illuminati go in there for me now would be fine, but I would have to be extraordinarily violent beginning to end.”

“She would. She would have to stop caring about any human being’s life other than that of her and her families we would all have our lives and grieve Carol the entire time she was there it would be cutthroat.” says Kasey Johnson.

China nods and is served iced tea, and freshly cut fruit.

“I’m sorry, Don. I should have invented an elegant exit.” says Lane Pryce.

Don Draper laughs.

Lacey returns to the stairwell in Wisconsin. In her spirit. Where she would have died of alcohol poisoning in 2010. The night before Matthew’s wedding to Kate. Had just a few minor things been altered.

She floats out of her body…joins Lem.

“Oh!” she says. “Can I love you?”

He laughs. Wraps his arms around her.

“Oh! You’re loving?” she says.

“Yes! I’m not much to look at…but…I actually love you…a lot!” he says.

“You do.” she says, sinking into him. “Mm. And you smell good too.”

“Do I!?” he says.

“YES!” she says.

“Sweetheart. You’re dead.” he says, restraining her, and anticipating a hugely fearful response. She gives him one. He holds her.

“I’m sorry!!!” she says.

They make their way around the hotel.

Lem suddenly decides to take them to NYC. To his apartment. And from their sofa they watch.

Lacey’s mother who raised her, Becca, returns to the hotel room. Lacey isn’t there. She checks and finds no evidence of anything amiss. She calls people. Tessa returns, cheerfully.

“Where’s Karrie!?” says Tessa.

“Oh! I don’t know.” says Becca, acting dumbfounded.

“Will she be back?” says Tessa, with some concern.

“Oh! I DON’T KNOW!” says Becca, acting shocked.

“Did she call you!??” says Tessa, starting to freak out slightly.

“Ahhh…no. I don’t think she did!” says Becca accusingly.

“Oh. Does she do this kind of thing?” says Tessa, suggestively.

“No!” says Becca. “She’s got to be around here somewhere though, I guess.”

“Yeah!” says Tessa. “Let’s hope she’s safe!” says Tessa.

Becca remains silent.

The two women prepare for bed. Casually.

Meanwhile returning hotel guests find the suicide note Lacey stuck under their doors, that’s been made to sound like a weird…haunting…explanation of her death…that implicates a mysterious ex-boyfriend. It suggests that he kidnapped her and poisoned her with alcohol after discovering that she had considered running off with her second-cousin Matthew. There were five written messages on hotel paper, slid under people’s doors.

They are weirded out. But one of them calls the police.

An hour later the police arrive. They talk to the front desk. The front desk freaks…OUT. The police go into shock. It’s the wildest thing they’ve seen almost ever. They take an hour searching the property and find her dead…looking…extremely beautiful…laying under a stairwell. They resist fainting in shock. Check for rape. Check for signs of struggle. Find none.

It’s declared a crime scene. But it’s kept quiet out of respect for her family.

Local news finds out. They decide to wait. See what happens.

Police politely explain to Becca the next morning what happened deciding to let her and Tessa (Matthew’s single, skiing-expert aunt) sleep.

The next morning as Matthew and Kate prepare for the wedding Becca is taken aside and told the bad news. She’s shocked.

“OKAY!!” she says. She acts crushed. She acts if she’s going to weep. Then she stands-up and walks away.

Nobody else finds out. Until after the wedding. And that’s because the police need to pull them aside for questioning.

Matthew has to explain everything. And it’s UGLY.

And then he has to finally agree that…he has no idea who her ex-boyfriend even was. That he had no idea where she was going when she left his dinner party the night before.

Kate barely cares. Shrugs.

“She’s a drunk!” says Kate, sincerely.

“I DOUBT IT!” says Matt.

“Who killed her!??” she says, bitingly.

“I HAVE…NO IDEA.” he says.

She looks disturbed. “WAS HE STALKING HER!?!” she says, very anxiously.

He shrugs.

She goes into shock.

“We’re going to look guilty!” she says, panicking.

His breathing quickens.

“HOW!??” he says.

Her mouth falls open. “Okay. Maybe not.” she says.

He rubs her back.

“It’ll be fine.” he says.

“Why did she confront me like that?” says Kate.

Matthew crosses his arms over his chest. He thinks.

“It’s unlikely…she…was prepared for the conversation we had.” he says. “I told her…I found her attractive.”

“OH!!!” she says. She stands up in shock.

He stares at the ground.

“Did she tell him that!?” she says.

He shrugs. Looks sad. Worried.

Kate looks at him with empathy. And sadness. Rubs his arm.

“You told her! You did the right thing!” says Kate.

He furrows his brow.

“WE ALMOST MADE OUT!!” he says.

She looks shocked.

“I tried to be honest.” he says.

She thinks. “I don’t understand!” she says, getting angry.

“Look…we had a fight. …She wanted to be…good.” he says. He pauses. “And…I wanted…sex.”

Kate thinks.

“Then why didn’t you get it!?” she says.

Awkward silence.

“Hatred.” he says finally.

“What’s so hateful about us?” says Kate.

He rubs her back. “I love you.” he says.

She thinks. Enjoying his embrace.

He wraps his arms around her.

“Kate…I love you.” he says. “And…nothing can separate us.” he says.

She sinks into his embrace.

He thinks. “I think…I went too far. …She…wasn’t a whore.” he says.

Kate jerks out of his embrace. “WHAT DID YOU SAY!??” she says quickly, eyes wide.

He falls back. Closes his eyes. Winces.

“I compared her to you.” he says.

She thinks. Her eyes darting around the room.

“Did you almost run off with her!??” she says.

He thinks. “Did I?” he says.

Kate looks confused.

“You might have!!” she says.

He looks ready to cry.

“Was she really upset!?” says Kate.

“By what!?” says Matt, growing annoyed.

“WHEN YOU LET HER DOWN!!!” screams Kate.

Matt cracks-up laughing. Backs up slowly. Shakes his head no repeatedly.

“YOU DON’T GET IT!!” he says. “SHE REFUSED ME!!!”

Kate looks baffled. Closes her eyes. Tucks her chin into her neck. Shakes her head no.

“WHAT!?” he says. He cups his hands over his mouth. Shrugs. “I said…

What did I say!?

KATE!! What did I say!??” he says.

She fumes. Looks like she could spit tacks.

“Matthew you were trying to sleep with her!!!” she says.

He thinks. “Kate! …We’re in love! …I LOVE YOU!! …But…this isn’t true love. …We are NOT each other’s…ideal. We’re…in love. …That’s all. …This isn’t forever.” says Matt.

She thinks. Looks up at him.

“WHAT HAPPENED!!?” she says.

“I think…I fell…madly in love with her beauty. …And I think she knew that. …And I think…she was trying to help me by talking to you.” he says.

She blinks quickly. “WE DON’T NEED HELP!” she says.

“Actually…I was pretty confused!!!” he says.

She looks serious. “OH MY GOD MATTHEW!” she says.

“What!?” she says.

“He was stalking her!!” she says.

“HOW DID HE SEE US!?” says Matt.

She thinks. “What did you tell the police!?” she says.

“EVERYTHING!” says Matthew.

“Okay.

Let’s not let this ruin our day.

I’m concerned. You’re concerned.

But I don’t think there’s anything we can do!” she says.

He begins crying. Can’t stop.

She stands there silently.

He calms himself.

Then he erupts in tears again.

Then he falls apart, crying. Arms shaking.

“WHY!?” he screams, shaking in tears. “YOU LIE!!!” he yells at Kate, pointing a finger in her face. “YOU DIRTY LIAR!!!” he bellows.

Then he falls to the ground. In tears. “It’s NEVER GOING TO END!!!” he screams.

Kate smiles. Laughs. Turns around and makes something to eat on the kitchen counter.

“You are correct. …This…will…be…rough.” she says.

He goes into shock.

“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!??” he says.

She thinks. “Yes.” she says.

He stares at her.

“You ultimately chose me. …And…she…died.” says Kate.

“DO YOU CARE!??” yells Matt.

Kate shakes. “NO!!!!” she screams. “NO!!!”

“Why?” says Matt.

“You can’t expect me to care!!!” she says accusingly.

“Oh!” he says.

She smirks and goes back to making dinner.

“Look…it’s sad. But…she’s a cheap slut!” says Kate.

“You only wore that Victoria’s Secret lingerie because she told you you should.” says Matt.

Kate shrinks.

“YOU LIE!” says Matt.

Then he takes a deep breath and almost laughs.

“She’s not a slut.” he says. “You’re…wrong.

But tell you what…I wanna know…what you…have in mind!!” he says.

She freezes. “I’m not interested in…money.” she says.

“You’re into sex?” he says.

She laughs. Smiles fondly.

“No. I’m into…GOD.” she says. “I want to be…the best wife…GOD…can give a man.”

“Why?” asks Matt.

“Because! I’m…

Look. I shouldn’t have called her a slut. But…women who look like her…are made for one thing and one thing only. SEX. And…they can’t think.” she says.

“Why are you being so hateful!?” says Matt.

“I’m not that pretty! And…I’m vain.” she says simply. “And…I’m hurt. And…she was right. I’m…sexually withholding with you.”

“And!?” says Matt.

“I don’t give a shit about her. I just can’t make myself care!!!!” she says.

He smiles. “Because you love me!?”

“YES!!” she says. “It’s…weak. But…I hope she goes to Hell.” She says laughing like it’s cute.

“WHY!?” he says, smiling.

She laughs. “BECAUSE!” she says, looking up into his eyes.

“I’m YOUR WIFE!!!” she says, her eyes softening as she faintly smiles.

Matt thinks. “Let’s go have sex.” he says.

She hesitates, putting the lid of a jar back on.

“Okay.” she says. “My parents don’t plan to come back for a day. I think…we can…but…we’ll have to be quiet.”

Her family gave them their house to use for a day. Just because. After she was married. They’re what Lacey’s parents pretended to be. But she doesn’t know that and Matthew is too stupid to realize that.

Meanwhile…Lacey’s ex-boyfriends all are questioned. ALL OF THEM. Brian Barge who’s grandma and grandpa actually did help invent the atom bomb…is their main focus. He did not however have anything to do with it. He just seemed to have some sort of lingering animosity towards her that they sensed was based on his rejection.

Lacey’s phone was taken in to be analyzed and it was discovered that she made two phone calls. One to her father and one to Kasey Johnson.

“She told me she was, ‘In a jam.’” said Kasey.

And yes. Those were the exact words Lacey used.

Within three years…Matt and Kate…had two kids. And Brian was no longer a suspect. …Her story was covered on the news. And became a national news story. And locals claimed to see her ghost. It became a popular destination for ghost hunters, quickly. And the case would still be unsolved to this day.

Matt would not…have committed suicide.

Her body would be buried in a random graveyard in Bloomington, Minnesota. Which is a huge travesty. But…Lacey wouldn’t give a shit by choice.

“Matthew why did she say she was in a jam?” says a man.

“It took me over 10 years to realize that my wife didn’t have it in her to care about certain things or certain people.” says Matt. “ she was raised very well, and her parents loved her and she didn’t understand that she wasn’t better than most people. She still genuinely believes that she is an unusually good person. And she’s not.

The conversation that Lacey and I had outside of time that was almost 100% authentic earlier today was lurid and tawdry because I was trying- I was seducing her and it didn’t work but I was incredibly immature about it and stupid.

I wanted to think that I would’ve been able to handle the situation, but I was wrong. Turns out she would’ve ended up committing suicide out of absolute desperation, not poverty, sadistic torture. She tries, calling her supposed best friend from childhood, and finds out that the young woman didn’t give a shit about her almost at all. She tells the young woman that she was in a jam just to try to get out of the situation and Casey can’t be bothered because she’s bitter and angry. She tries calling her father who raised her and he’s a sadistic pedophile, and he decides to try to come onto her instead of being helpful to her, and so she hangs up on him. he hates Margie potentially for P. Diddy reasons. I’ll describe it quickly as saying by saying and he would’ve taken he was taking that hatred out on Lacey so he is a pedophile, but he was also incredibly cruel to her and how he molested her and still would be is an incredibly hateful man very jealous, very bitter because Margie is extremely beautiful and so is Lacey and he’s not and neither was his mother. His mother was very beautiful but not like Lacey but she looks like her. She has high cheekbones but she’s not as beautiful as Lacey and she likes to think she is, but she’s not and he hates Lacey because Margie looks a little bit like his mother, but she was better looking and he absolutely can’t stand her.

So he chose to just throw her off a cliff. Basically she may have even known that she was obviously going to turn him down. I’d be devastated, but he was too insane and narcissistic and cruel to care so she asked for help and he came out to her so she hung up on him.

And then she some through her phone directories, but she realized that without him helping her or or Casey, helping her that there was almost no reason to live, because there just wasn’t a functional way literally to live. Her father never taught her how to drive people offered to help her learn how to drive, but then never really did help her and she was too busy with everything going on to to really be able to figure out how to to drive it, even if she had it They got a ride to the wedding and so she wouldn’t of had a car available to her to just use and she was incredibly restrained and incapacitated none of her friends sympathize with her enough and some of them were very mean about it because they chose to feel superior to her and angry at her for expose her, expecting anything from them Because it was a burden to have to even pee in her presence is how they treated her they were allowed to use her as a counselor and even be sadistic and how they sexually attacked her by telling her things that she didn’t necessarily want to hear the way they that they told that they told her. They were incredibly cruel people every single one of them. Jack did that intentionally. He was obsessed with finding people who were hateful in the exact right way, and arrange it all perfectly with Satan‘s help. It was beyond a hobby for him. he lost his mind. He literally died. Went bat shit crazy with us Barely tortured Lem’s at all and then went off in La La Land spending his entire purgatory obsessively torturing her, and now he doesn’t exist.

Love had no sexual feelings for him. No romantic feelings for him. There’s nothing there there’s no love story. But Jack did have feelings for them sexual and otherwise, and he couldn’t handle that when he died it’s simple as can be it’s incredibly common. There’s nothing unusual about it, but he was astounded by it he literally couldn’t fathom that he had fallen for someone who he interacted with regularly who didn’t reciprocate his feelings. It just blew his mind

And his choice was to attack Lacey and try to destroy her existence and break them up and get land for himself, and live in a delusional bubble, and ultimately almost destroy the entire world, if not universe practically just to live in his delusion as long as possible

Be very careful, romanticizing that it may not be as beautiful as you think it is. Do not confuse the gay rights movement with one story of a gay person. Unless if you really think homosexuality, is it arrangements there’s nothing edifying about his story. If you’re knee-jerk reaction is to make it edifying be careful you could easily be falling for some residual energy of his debts determined to still exist in a delusion without any conscious thought.

Of the thing is she called her father, who raised her who is not her father, and makes somewhat care about her, but is very sadistic, and he just tell it told her to jump off a cliff essentially or to be his lover, so her choice was as an adult, even though she’s an adult And this is where he’s a pedophile, but he’s also narcissistic. Her choice was to as an adult act like his abused child by choice not just because he was delusional and thought she was still love with him because he’s hateful and cruel and spiteful against God that he’s not better looking. Yes sometimes he can be very nice but you can’t trust him with your heart. His wife might disagree with us. Keep that in mind

And that’s her that was her choice to marry him and hopefully they’re doing fine but he is that’s that’s their that’s their problem. He is a pedophile though and he can be very sadistic. And so he told her to jump off a cliff basically and then Casey didn’t give a shit and was angry at Lacey for some reason that doesn’t even make sense. And then there was nobody else for her to contact easily so she decided to try to go back down to the wedding dinner party and see if I would still be interested and being with her I mean I did everything but tell her that I was madly in love with her.

And I because she directed me back to Kate and Kate embraced me and I was in love with Kate I just assumed that I had dodged a bullet, presumably with her help but maybe not nearly as much as was true I thought oh no, I probably did this myself somehow or it’s just how things work not so much they did it myself but more just that it’s how things work when really she carefully and skillfully handled the entire conversation beginning to end Watching my back and making sure that I was completely taken care of. She even gave me free counseling for my post traumatic stress disorder as a veteran. And I was actually very help so what she said to me she’s a genius and so she and so she a N so she And so she handled the whole thing and I didn’t realize that I had been handled. And so that night I was incredibly happy with Kate and she confronted Kate about Kates character flaws, and Kate acted very guilty and convicted and then after Lacey committed suicide, she decided that everything Lacey said was stupid. Except for the fact that kid Lacey had confronted her about the fact that she was so frigid with me sexually and so our sex life took off and we had a really good wedding night in a way that we didn’t in reality as it is now. So she benefited us sexually. She helped me psychologically, and I gave her almost no credit at all in this possible scenario.

This isn’t even one of the worst case scenarios but it’s it’s pretty bad so she was trapped essentially in a hotel room in the middle of Wisconsin with no way out in January. And so she had very little choice. She had very little choice of what to do and so she chose to just kill her self because she was very skinny. At that point she found out at a party that she had a very high tolerance for alcohol and usually high, which is in her family that’s Tom that’s his family they’re like that And it’s genetic so no she can down alcohol like nobody’s business it’s insane very unusual actually but I mean really it’s like unusually high level of tolerance for alcohol and anyway, so she went into the room the mini bar in the hotel, or there wasn’t one, but if there was, that’s how she would have died if there wasn’t a mini bar She would have been stumped about how to kill herself. There may have been a mini bar. If there wasn’t one, and there might not have been, she would’ve been struggling to try to figure out someway to die. Part of the problem is that Becca is also a pedophile, and Becca is heartless when she wants to be, and essentially told her daughter to just go jump off a cliff because she realized that we were talking, and that it was sexual And she realized that Lacey was drinking and Becca is a teetotaler and she was offended and embarrassed by her daughter because she doesn’t give a fuck about what’s actually happening and who’s right and who’s actually wrong she just cares about how people perceive her. She might care somewhat about who’s right and who’s wrong in someway but that’s between her and God it’s possible. She also doesn’t care at all. It’s hard to know she may have some conscience as a Christian or she could be a total psychopath it’s hard to know. That is not Lacey‘s mother.

So Becca basically told her to go kill her self and threaten to rape her. My family is extremely Norwegian and elite and very harsh when they want to be.

We could also be very loving at times too but we’re not. We’re not simple people at all.

And so she had no idea what to do. It was an absolute, worthless life that would had become basically all livable, and she refused to go, be homeless, considering how fortunate our family is, considering how unusually beautiful she is, considering the absurdity of the situation it would’ve been perverse and dishonorable for her to do that to herself. And so she thought there’s this is insane. I am from an upper class old money, family even though that’s not what she would’ve verbalized that actually is what we are and so she thought that this is insane. There’s no way I can go be a street person that’s I don’t have that understanding and I could try but that’s neurotic in the middle of January and Wisconsin that that is absolutely insane. I mean it’s plausible slightly, but I think I’d rather just die because I I don’t have a reason to live like this is insane. And this is before she had kids this is before she was married. This is before any of that, so there was literally no reason because she’s a genius and she has an amazing heart and she’s a Christian. There was no reason for her to live, she literally couldn’t think of any Sane possible reason to live at all

And that really is an astounding, considering that her parents are both psychopathic child molesters potentially, and that all of her friends are worthless pieces of shit, and she was stranded in the middle of nowhere as an old money aristocrat with almost no chance to sleep that night because her mother is a nutcase who threatened her life. So it I mean there was no there was no option. She tried calling people and so there was no option but realizing that people are dumb about stuff like that in the world and that they’re heartless and spoiled at least today she decided to have a little fun before she died, and turned it into sort of a thing. And so she created a murder case, and found a way to display the body very dramatically, so that it would be riveting to investigate, and then she created false evidence of her murder. That was very intriguing and mysterious. Really purely just for the fun of it. That’s who she actually is and so she thought this is fun. I’m gonna have some fun we’re gonna have a little fun she said to her self and so she had a little fun creating a murder mystery with her self as the subject of the death a and then she killed her self of course but you have supposed to know that and she’s a pretty good writer and so no one figures it out This actually could’ve happened. If there wasn’t a way for her to access alcohol, that night, she would have, she would’ve stayed up and she would have asked she would have asked him herself if she had enough money to buy the alcohol and the bar for herself or she would’ve considered a way to get to a liquor store to buy the alcohol And she would’ve been stumped about how to do that because our family doesn’t drink very elite, stuffy, aristocratic people and that way and that’s not a bad thing we do some drinking but not much even if there’s an alcoholic in the family who is now dead? We’re really not a drinking family a lot of Scandinavians are sometimes like that we drink coffee not alcohol so she would’ve been hard-pressed to access enough liquor to kill herself if there wasn’t a mini bar but but she would’ve been trying to find someway to do it and so she might have figured out that she could probably probably buy a bottle of liquor for about 50 bucks at at at them at the most And yeah in the bar she would’ve just bought a bottle asked you can you can you buy a bottle my family is having a wedding if she would’ve said and I don’t have my car here and I just need to get a bottle of alcohol, and they would’ve said sure They would’ve given her a bottle of alcohol and so yeah, she would’ve chosen some bottle of like probably Jen probably a cheap bottle of gin and cheap for her and she would’ve taken it and drank the entire thing almost the entire thing and barely felt it. Her alcohol tolerance level is astounding a really she will. She would’ve felt it but it’s like she doesn’t get drunk the way most people do no she doesn’t. She gets drunk but not like most people, so yeah she would’ve bought it but if alcohol at the bar finish the entire thing and written the notes, and then that would’ve been part of the mystery It’s astounding to me that the police don’t realize that she just killed her self, but they never quite figured that out. They never figure that out. They never figure out that she really just killed herself by drinking an entire bottle of gin. You can tolerate alcohol the more you drink it but yet you can’t at the same time so there’s drugs your body gets used to it with alcohol that so much true too but in her case, she has an abnormally high tolerance level and she doesn’t drink. It’s just her DNA so so she doesn’t she doesn’t work at it. It’s just who she is so her tolerance level is really high but then she’s not a drinker so she so she she could die and she would have died if she finished the entire bottle. She was very skinny at that time. She was a size 0 almost a size 2 and she’s about 57 so she was about a size 2 size 4 and I’m not exaggerating. She got down to a double zero and she’s 57 she is petite so it didn’t look gross and she’s not anorexic and she wasn’t really anorexic looking, but it was too skinny it looked good but she was too skinny and yeah if she drank the entire bottle she would’ve died. She also has a heart that might not be able to handle it.

So she would’ve died and no they wouldn’t have figured it out.

I didn’t figure out that my wife was so heartless until recently, and being in the mental state that I was in I couldn’t handle it and I killed myself. I would never say that she killed me. I would never say that, but she was not as supportive as she should’ve been, and my family has never seem to realize that, they don’t give two fucks about Lacey. They didn’t give two fucks about me I’m dead I committed suicide but they’re very loving to her and it’s weird. I appreciate it on the one hand because she was my wife and those are my kids but it’s also a little creepy because why don’t they care about why I killed myself why don’t they care They just don’t care. They’re not worried that she was a bad wife and that they don’t know everything. Why did they assume that I was just deficient and and weird and and you know useless and a sort of a flawed model why did they assume that I was you know a loser Instead of my wife? Why didn’t they question that why are they questioning all of this if they read her blog after what she said to them on Facebook why are they not more worried? Why are they so fucking retarded!?

Some of them may actually care, but I don’t understand why they’re not more suspicious of my wife. I have some series. I’m sure Lacey has some theories, but it irritates me because she was not as supportive as I needed her to be. I was a very hard worker. I was a very tough minded person. I lived through a war successfully, where my life was in peril every single fucking day. I was a good father I wrote a novel and published it I finished college. I have no idea why she is the hero. It’s creepy.

Kate Jack loves you. He identifies with you. He doesn’t exist right now, but he adored you. He liked your your flaws. He liked everything about you and he wanted you to be considered a St. out of hatred for Lacey and because he was shocked by the sexual nature of my thoughts and feelings for Lacey, he found them shocking, Kate, scandalous, because he’s such a prude, even though he was a narcissistic, rapist and pedophile. The things that he likes about you I actually like about you too, but he turns you into the saint that you’re not.

And it’s unfair. It’s unfair to Lacey. It’s unfair to me. It’s unfair to you.

Am I needed to probably figure out how to save our marriage or move on, but it was very confusing because I was in love with you and I don’t know how to fix it. Because you always try to make it work, but you don’t have your whole heart in it and I can tell I’m not an idiot Kate. And that was very hard to handle towards the end because I just wanted to be close to you. I just wanted to have a relationship with you that meant something that wasn’t just about saving our marriage for being you know stable but that was actually genuinely close. And we may have been able to save the marriage if we’d had that but it’s hard to break you out of your trance. It’s like you’re in a trance all the time I’m trying to perform to try to make things work to try to make things be OK and some of that is because you’re a hard-working person and you’re strong and you’re tough And then some of that is foolish and we were a very bad combination in that way. How devastated are you that I’m dead?” says Matt.

“ i’m devastated.” she says.

“ not that devastated though you’re just devastated?” says Matt.

“ I am devastated Matt I am devastated. I’m not as devastated as some people might be, but I am devastated.” she says.

“OH MY GOD!!” yells a Hollywood movie producer.

“ so why are you so angry at me? Why are you being so demanding?” says Matt.

“ because I had a right to be happy and you ruined it!” she says.

“ and I committed suicide!” he says.

“ oh, what do you want for me give me the killer kids and kill myself. I have half of mine to do that would show you.” she says.

“ are you being serious and displaying? What a peasant piece of shit you are and your con artist family or are you actually really just joking and we’re lovers to make funny jokes?” says Matt.

“ are we making fun of Lacey because she has no idea how hot and sexy our love life is is that what this is so the ideas that she’s desperate and she wants to be with you and then we make jokes like this to make it seem like she’s perceptive or that she has a brain and really in reality. We’re madly in love in a way that she’s too dumb to even understand is that the idea!?” says Kate

“Well is that what we’re doing or not?” says Matt.

“ I don’t know Matt I don’t fucking know. I am evil and screwed up but I also don’t know.” says Kate.

Matt thinks.

“ Kate, I am I’m trying to figure this out. Where are you hurt by by thinking that what were you hurt by?” says Lacey.

“ I was hurt because he preferred you over me I think?” says Kate.

“ i’m better looking than you, but did he actually prefer me?” says Lacey.

“ sweetie, he might not have.” says her father.

“ oh shit.” she says.

“ yeah, you are evil.” says Lacey.

“ what am I supposed to do?” she says to Lacey.

“ I know I can’t figure it out either him in this conversation that happened. I was baffled the entire time and my way of handling it was to try to confront you and it didn’t work. I kind of did because you got something out of it and that’s good but but then the rest of it didn’t quite work.” says Lacey.

“ yeah and I’m not satisfied because I want to be sexually sort of superior in his eyes even if I’m not in reality objectively, but then I think maybe that’s not possible because our love just wasn’t that strong and then it’s my fault for wanting to marry him and him, wanting to marry me because if our love wasn’t strong enough for that, then maybe we shouldn’t of been getting married and that was our mistake.” says Kate.

“ but the fact that he preferred you was probably confusing?” says Lacey.

“ yes it was and he did display that. Yes that was confusing psychologically I couldn’t figure that one out entirely because it’s like he does prefer me and we are in love but then what the heck was that and there were other things to do sometimes I was just confused by him because it didn’t seem like we were in love as I wanted to be with somebody when I got married, and he was out of my league somewhat but not entirely and it just and someways we were a good match and it just didn’t make sense to not get married and I was excited to get married and I was in love and I was happy and so I just did it and I’m mad because I can’t figure out what I did wrong other than just not being in love enough, it’s like what did I do? What did I do wrong other than just not being in love enough.” says Kate.

“ in the illuminati tortured me, and there would’ve been a problem, but I would not have killed myself, Kate, if they weren’t torturing me if they exist.” says Matt.

“ well, I hope you too can work that out that’s very disturbing.” says Lacey.

“ do you ever want to pay attention to her at all or is that just too hard for all of you?” says Lem.

“ it’s too hard for us to be that godly, considering the state of our souls lamb, and the demons that are working with Jack to try to process and confuse us in regard to her.” says a woman. “ that being said, it actually is a little weird like I kind of think there’s something strange going on Lacey put your thinking cap on and just try to imagine that you actually are reincarnated what would be happening right now?”

“ I don’t know I have some theories but I don’t know.” says Lacey.

“ this is well I had to explain something.” says JFK. “ I am Jack Kennedy but if they’ll be in Carnation, I am a Japanese man.

I am residual energy that has been given a consciousness by a demonic entity that is trying to be helpful because I would desperately wait to say something right now and I can tell that, but I don’t have a brain to communicate.

I am actually not a homosexual Byam at the same time, because I am not capable of being a human being. I am superior to most creatures to ever live.

You ask why why why jock? Why did you attack room when you had the chance to embrace him and give him love? Why did you play so hard to get your entire life? I did that because I was a genius. I was a genius, and I do the out of seduction and love. Love Billings is madly in love with me I am going to spend time with him before he learns the lessons that I must teach him with my wisdom and sexiness.

I have a lot to show for all my years as Jack and his day. No I am not ashamed of my pool Japanese background. I am actually expert at love come to find out. I am incredibly brilliant and capable of genius plans of seduction. David D’Angelo was inspired by me.

No, it’s true. I make women lose the panties and mines every day for decades. It’s epic you know are you a loser? Why would love to be in love with me, because he is the biggest pussy of all a giant pussy in the form of a dick. How is a pussy a dick? It’s very simple you make a man so sexy that he turns into me and then you make a woman, so sexy sexy does she turns into lamb Seay so he’s the sexiest woman to ever live that they have a Wass because he’s a man. That’s the kind of stuff I say, and then he finds out about it and he goes holy shit. Wow he said that about me I am I have something special after all. I am I have something real that’s worth living for because I am a very important man I getting love for me is like better than anything you ever imagine, ever.

That is what I told you while I was alive in

And every single thing I do constantly the way I walk the way I talk I communicate to you I am everything you dream of this. All sexiness why he’ll pass top to bottom A+ plus plus sexy you have never been with someone like this before. You don’t understand you in for a tweet now bitch. You have no conception of what you’re here for. Oh bro you gotta have sex with Jack Hannity. Oh my gosh that’s a very big deal. Oh wow said that is a very big deal. Nobody do that before. Not like that. Oh wow, oh wow

And you are bot that that was a lie. I love do that, because he saw me naked and he love me anyway, someone trying to tell me that he killed me or that he was heterosexual. No, I refuse to except that reality you can choose to lie to yourself, and if you like hard enough often enough and you force everyone to believe it’s true, it starts to seem true.” says JFK.

“ but Jack it doesn’t actually become true.” says a woman.

“ I don’t know about that I don’t know about that that might not be the case. Yeah, I think it possible that because see I feel like it’s not true I feel like it’s real.” says JFK.

“ but then Jack, that’s your lie working.” says JD Vance.

“ oh, then, how is it not true?” says JFK.

“ because it still isn’t objectively true.” says JD Vance.

“ but our perception is reality. If you understand science the way I do you know our perception is reality.” says JFK.

“ that’s not quite how reality works though. That’s a very interesting spiritual Siri but that’s not observable scientific fact.” says NASA.

“ I heard a witch tell me that that’s not true reality is whatever I think it is was outside of my home is not real. The only thing that’s real is the moment, and when I can see anything outside of my room doesn’t exist.” says JFK.

“ that’s but that’s not that that’s an interesting way of looking at it and that’s about perception to some degree jack but that’s not actually about observable fact and they over romanticized that perception concept and made it some thing scientific that it’s not.” says NASA.

“ well, if that’s true, then I’m a very big trouble.” says JFK.

“ are you in very big trouble Jack sweetie I’m curious these women that you hurt are you actually a lot like them in a weird way?” says a woman.

“ that is impossible. I am a man I have masculine energy no, I know for my people and my emperor that is impossible for me to be a woman and be inferior.” says JFK.

“ OK Jack but then how is calling lamb the biggest pussy to ever exist a complement to him?” says a woman.

“ JFK has a very good sense of humor about himself and alum. Billings is a very funny man who is a loser. He has asthma and glasses and he is in failure, and he knows that he has a very good sense of humor about how dumb he is compared to me but I enjoy his company because he’s sexy and he likes to suck my cock and so I like him as a favor for him because that’s exciting to him and I’m very generous man. So I do my best to explain to you it’s OK you’re a piece of fucking shit but he’s sexy and he suck my cock and so I love her. I love her be around me to be kind. He knows that you know him failure it’s fine you’re very humble man so he’s not particularly white about being called a pussy you call him a pussy. He doesn’t have any problem with that. He has no ego. He’ll loser so I can call him a loser pussy and it won’t make him mad at all. It’s not a problem.” says JFK.

“ that basically is the David put Pitts book exactly the relationship that you were describing Jack.” says God.

“ yes that is the David Pitts book and all that his actual fact and it’s exactly what’s happening.” says JFK.

“ but but then, but then jack what you’re saying is nonsense because Lem would obviously have an ego.” says God

“ no because he’s a man with a pussy he’s a pussy man so he have no ego. You see he homosexual and they do not have ego. They do not have the dick cut off but he like that something like that so he he have no ego he a pussy, but he’s sexy Ma I enjoy it. OK I have very sophisticated possum, so he’s a sexy man who is crazy in love with me. Wow oh OK, but he have no ego because he just a giant female pussy.” says JFK.

“Jack that’s not a thing that’s that’s not a thing at all.” says the CIA

“I don’t think I can come and come OK any longer. My energy is fading.” says JFK.

Lacey laughs. “ well there goes that entity to fuck. shit. What are you guys going to do when you run out of energy to screw in the universe or you die?” says Lacey to the current Illuminati.

“ I Leisy does it actually makes sense what they’re doing on a spiritual level does it do anything of any value for them and any real way at all?” says a reader.

“ April lungs are it creates a sort of bubble. That is interesting. I wonder if some of the smartest minds in the room in the illuminati are in Wall Street because what they’re essentially doing is creating a bubble, a sort of spiritual bubble, like a bubble in the stock market, or an economic bubble they’re creating a bubble, we’re in a bubble we’re still in a bubble that’s not how you handle things that’s not what you do the idea is to try to make some thing progress forward and make it real so you sacrifice it how do you sacrifice a tree you sacrifice a sandwich to a deity and the idea then is that you’re supposed to be given some sort of privilege or some sort of favor a somehow but it’s the same sort of energy that they have to lend you and then even if that’s just Satan your ears it’s like you’re doing something for him and he kind of plays along and then you’re supposed to be doing something of value like fighting a war that makes sense or creating some thing that makes sense to create him so it’s a dumb idea but you’re doing something like that to do some thing that makes sense.

And then the idea is that you know you’re moving the ball forward. Historically you’re doing these awful things but in the name of progress so to speak so you’re helping the poor or you’re creating an empire or you’re creating a city. Or you’re creating a country. Or Europe I mean, playing a game. You’re not supposed to do this to do nothing you know Seinfeld was a show about nothing and that kind of became America show about nothing. Do you know we don’t know word to democracy we eat McDonald’s bought a big bada boom that’s all you need to know the rest is obvious Except what is it you know everyone knows but then what is it?

And so then you think maybe people don’t really know and they don’t necessarily and they’re kidding themselves and so then the problem is that there’s there’s no point and it’s just a bunch of bullshit a bunch of middle-class and poor people who kind of put together a country and then worked really hard and couldn’t figure out what to do with it. And so in order to avoid dealing with that reality and taking responsibility for their actions or taking responsibility for what they created Americans have just sort of created a bubble what is the bubble is fascinating it’s a fascinating bubble.

So what they’ve done is create a delusion of joy.” says Lacey.

Later.

“ according to the CIA and J Edgar Hoover himself the American media is sexually obsessed with Bobby Kennedy Junior. They’ve been sexually obsessed with the Kennedys since they first started taking their pictures in the 1920s in a way that is very similar to the Kardashians but it was entirely subconscious so to speak and Bruce Jenner realized that but didn’t quite realize it and used it to make money Because he observes the Kennedys and he thought what the fuck is this and he realized that they’re sexually obsessed with the Kennedys. It’s obsession and it’s sexual, but he never could quite figure it out consciously, but he knew enough to turn it into a business, and make a lot of money.

So the Kennedys are a sexual obsession for the American media they’ve been babysitting Bobby sexually they’ve been obsessed with him, and they protect him. It’s impossible to kill him. It’s impossible to do anything in relation to him, because people are so obsessed and they refuse to hold him accountable for anything he does or says, and any real authentic way they play at it, like the wood view, article and real politics today whatever the fuck that was but that isn’t real there should’ve been an outcry but they ignored Carolyn’s request. They ignored the request of pastors and Bernie Sanders just like they’re ignoring ignoring Elizabeth Warren right now about Elon musk and Elon musk and Lacey both know that and are taking advantage of it but they don’t know that because they’re dumb and Elon, Elon and Lacey are not. Elon musk and Lacey have a realized how to manipulate the media and use it like a weapon because they’re such lemmings and they’re so mindless and repetitive and they don’t actually analyze things anymore. They didn’t used to be that bad but they’ve become that way it’s sick.

They used to have some independent thought until probably after JFK was shot and they fell in love with the Kennedys as redundant as that seems so a Bobby Kennedy‘s picture has been taken recently. Cheryl’s picture was taken. There’s some thing that people are mad about people don’t really know what it is and they’re being subliminally. Instructed to masturbate to pictures of him, the American media takes incredibly sexy pictures of the Kennedys. They pose them right they it’s like a bizarre sexual fetish. Every picture they take of them is perversely sexy. It is like the Kardashians, but that’s more staged their obsession with the Kennedys is real.

Arm. They’re actually not that sexy but that isn’t something that the American media has processed and they are living in a fantasy world where the Kennedys look like Prince William, but shorter with their clothes off and they don’t look like him at all. That’s not what they look like, but that’s what they think they all look like, they think all the Kennedys look like Prince William with his clothes off which is a little shorter and less aristocratical looking but that’s literally what they think that they look like

So it’s delusional and insane but it’s a source of huge problems for Elon musk and the entire country because it’s so insane it’s literally bat shit crazy but that’s how the American media is and it’s part of the reason we’re in a huge crisis right now because they’re not covering the crisis as they should be, because they have to give up their boyfriend and their imagination Bobby as their boyfriend they don’t want to give him up to themselves and so they’re covering for him and there was a group of dead men who found this so disturbing and hilarious that they decided to have him fuck Olivia Nuzzi a journalist. They chose her because she looks like Lacey and Bobby has a sexual obsession with Lacey because she was in Lem’s’s apartment and he’s psychic and he basically just fan girl her if I mean fan boy I mean he was obsessed with her she’s his first crush so like if you know there’s a thing on Instagram or it’s like how does your wife look compared to your first crush Bobby is not as creative as you might think and he doesn’t actually think out-of-the-box that much and so pretty much every woman he’s ever been with seriously has looks like Lacey or been like her psychologically

Oh, and so they’re not her he never really knew her. They never really talked almost at all in their spirits he just watched her, and to be honest, she may not have realized what he saw and it’s unclear what he even saw. It’s it’s unlikely that he saw her naked It’s it’s more likely that he saw confusing images of him and he may have seen parts of her body but but he didn’t actually see her enough to really get what she looks like completely but he did see her pretty accurately and so he’s been looking for the same thing you know it’s like a brand to him he likes her brand that’s his favorite brand it’s not personal I mean maybe has a little sentimental attachment to what she looks like at her personality to some degree but you know it’s it’s Bert more or less just like a brand to him he gets stuck on things and so it’s like no you have to get that brand that’s that’s the brand he likes so you should do that too But not really because that’s his brand and you can’t take that brand from him so he would never talk her up. He would never hide her. He would never give her a complement necessarily because he’s like that but still that’s his brand so every woman that he’s ever been with looks like Lacey he also got a bit of a crush on Jackie Kennedy And lamb but but but mostly on Lacey as a ghost and so some dead person thought it would be hilarious to have him to have sex with Olivia because she looks a little bit like Lacey and she’s a journalist.” says an informant.

“ turns out Matthew Actually is a fraud if there was a less than 20% chance that he was ever going to have any sexual contact with me of any sort of positive nature, and a less than 80% chance over 40% chance that I would’ve ended up killing myself in a desperate situation.” says Lacey. “ he is very attracted to me and I don’t think he can process that because then he’d have to admit that I’m good looking and I come from a family of bizarrely narcissistic people who really just can never admit that I am not attractive if he could admit that I am incredibly sexy and talk about it. He probably wouldn’t want to keep fucking me. But he’s had a hard time admitting that I am extremely attractive apparently and instead he’s been repressing that out of hatred for me because his wife wasn’t as beautiful as me and it’s an ego thing for him, and he keeps getting aroused he’s not capable of loving me he’s capable of being a horrible person to me very easily, but he’s not capable of actually loving me, possibly at all I mean that could’ve been some meager amount of love if he managed to catch me when I was really unaware of how beautiful I am then he may have fallen in love with me to some degree, but if I am at all aware of what I look like, even in a way that is like normal for me he starts to lose interest in me as a person because he has a profound amount of hatred for me and most people do it’s very bizarre but he’s included in that and I’m not sure what to do to help him and actually most of the men who have been sleeping with me, are the same They don’t have a clue how to process how beautiful I am is what I’ve been told it’s sick. There’s literally somethings psychologically wrong with them but they’re usually very normal men but in relation to me it’s a really perverse reaction and it’s not sane. They don’t. They literally are in capable of seeming to understand some concepts that should really be quite simple, but it’s not to them, and instead of being godly and intelligent, they literally lose their minds. I don’t turn them into swine they turn into demons. They did literally lose their minds, and make absolute assholes of themselves in front of the entire universe, because of how profoundly useless and evil they become as men which is what they are, and then they’re useless and evil