At All Coats by Disney plays.
Ten living children listen to this song and enjoy it. Lacey’s kids are included.
“Yes. You see…he’s deceiving us.” says her son.
“Yes.” says her daughter.
1:45
They sit and analyze him.
“She’s a victim of her generation’s optimism.” says Lacey’s son.
Lacey’s daughter nods.
A group of Boomers in the Illuminati who refused to believe Lacey’s father was Tom Banks smile watching the film too. Right along with Lacey’s children.
“I liked the film that we made just as much as her kids did.” says a Disney Boomer executive.
Under the Sea by Disney plays.
“That’s the remastered version.” says her son.
The Boomers listening nod.
“The original one didn’t have xylophones. If you search for ‘90’s original’ you’ll get something slightly different.” says her son.
The Boomers nods.
“It’s a fake xylophone!” says a Boomer man.
“Back in the 90’s they didn’t have those fake xylophones. …You’re going in the wrong direction.” says her son.
They think
“And did you know that Wish was for Disney’s 100th anniversary!?” he says.
“Yes!!” says a male Boomer cheerily.
“Yeah.
It’s a good film. I think they did well.” says her son.
The song ends.
“We liked it too.” say the Boomers.
Can I Get A Chee Hoo? by Disney plays.
They all watch. In their spirits.
“I’ve watched this before! In Cincinnati!” says her son.
“Oh!” says a Boomer.
“Yup. On a big screen. With my dad.” says her son. “It’s the same film, essentially, but with better content.”
They look confused.
He’s unclear on why.
It’s awkward.
“You watched it with Elliott!?” says a smart Boomer.
He gets it.
“This one confuses me, I have to be honest.” says her son.
“Do you have a Pittsburg accent?” a woman in Canada asks her son.
“I guess?” he says.
Awkward silence.
“Actually…it’s a Cincinnati accent.” says her son.
“How do you have a Cincinnati accent?” asks the Illuminati.
“I was raised in Cincinnati.” says her son. “In another timeline.”
He laughs.
“Or it’s just my dead ancestors. They talk to me a lot.” says her son. “I guess?” He shrugs. “I mean these are all conjectures right!?”
Putin takes her children with a dead mother who could be his. In his spirit. To protect them.
“ Taylor, is this supposed to be about Lem Billings?” Lacey asks Taylor.
She nods.
“OK that’s what I thought. How the fuck are you so fucking obsessed!?” says Lacey.
“I mean I’m friends with that family and they keep insisting that you just don’t understand.” says Taylor Swift.
“So this is supposed to be sang from Lem’s’s perspective?” says Lacey.
“Yes.” she says.
“Oh OK so do you understand what I’m saying at all about the wedding or do you do you cognitively not comprehend the idea?” says Lem.
“Look we used words like glittering because you use fancy words like that to describe people, so he thought that would help you understand.” says Kathleen Townsend.
“How the fuck do you get me wrong to this degree!?
And answer my damn question. Do you actually understand what I was saying about that wedding or not?” says Lem.
“I mean you’re just saying that you would’ve been sad about Jackie in general!” says Bobby.
“No that’s not what I’m saying!!!
I’m saying specifically on that day that it would’ve bothered me!” yells Lem.
“I mean that’s too specific. She makes stupid mistakes like this like this all of the time and she’s talking to me like it’s meaningful? Nah! I know she’s an idiot because that’s way too specific!!” yells Bobby.
“No it’s not Bobby and that was what was said and that’s what was written by her. How the fuck do you divorce yourself that much from reality!?” says Lem.
“Whatever! Because it’s just a wedding every what the fuck difference does that make!? And all men think like me or they’re fags!” says a man from Boston who often agrees with Bobby. “There I said it!”
“That’s absolute bullshit, you peasant idiot!” says Vladimir Putin.
“ I just don’t understand what difference a wedding would make!!” yells Bobby. “What she’s saying is that it bothers him in general and then she just overcomplicates it and I don’t know what the fuck her problem is. Maybe she’s not tested her IQ! Mine is 400!!!”
“No actually what she’s saying and what she has said is more specific Bobby.
Bobby a wedding means something culturally so it affects people psychologically. That’s noted information. There are lots of people who would know that in the CIA.
Bobby, that’s how we get away with stuff!!
We study people in that way sweetie. …He was straight and he helped kill your uncle. That’s reality.
A wedding means something culturally! It affects people in a psychological way. They tend to be happier or more sad than they normally would be… …And it’s the wedding itself that’s affecting them. …That’s something that I would assume that you would understand…but apparently you don’t.” says the CIA.
“I’ve never experienced anything like that at a wedding and I am a normal person 100%. There’s nothing wrong with me at all!” says Bobby.
“I doubt that’s completely true.
I am-I’m sorry.
Most people experience something different and unique at a wedding. The only reason you haven’t Bobby is because there is something wrong with you. You’re a narcissist and you’re very detached from other people’s feelings. That’s medical fact.” says the CIA.
“You know I don’t experience stuff at restaurants either. I don’t experience a lot of pleasure psychologically and I just think Lem was the same way.
I think I’m normal!” says Bobby.
Taylor Swift nods in agreement with him.
“Yeah I don’t experience a lot of of that emotional nonsense either.” says Taylor.
“Taylor if that’s true you’re a fraud and all of your art is just bullshit!” says the CIA. “And then you’re not normal either!”
“OK.
OK.” says Taylor.
“I know Jack Antonoff. I fucked him seven times!” says Bobby.
But Daddy I Love Him by Taylor Swift.
“Fuck you, you little Kike!” says a child hostage who just killed herself at Taylor. “This song is mocking my soul, you little worthless piece of shit!”
“Yeah they’re better off dead Taylor thanks to bullshit like this.” says God.
“Did you intend to mock them or was that an accident?” says Lacey.
“It was intentional because I am a baby killer!” says Taylor. “I’ve had abortions, Lacey! Yeah, yeah be shocked. Be shocked!”
“I am not shocked and yet I am.” says Lacey. “How the fuck do you keep getting pregnant? Are you stupid or what??”
3:00
“Well…sanctimoniously performing soliloquies? Damn girl! You hit it out of the park!” says Lacey mockingly.
“How do I keep getting pregnant? Because I don’t use birth control.” says Taylor.
“Just retire!” says Lacey. “Sweetie that’s all you are you! If you’re this evil. And you’ve way outlived your expiration date!” 
“I mean I still think she’s hip happening and cool. My God I love Tay!” says Bobby dancing.
So High School plays.
“No, no she’s my generation not yours and I can tell you that we don’t give a shit anymore and we’re embarrassed by her.” says a Millennial who’s not Lacey. “She was supposed to grow-up and have like an actual personality and not just be some stupid moment like 20 years ago but apparently she’s a moron and a sociopath and so she’s incapable of that.” 
“Just kill me. Seriously, just kill me.” says Taylor Swift.
“Yeah…I think she’s serious and she wishes she could just die.” says Lacey.
“Taylor I’m sorry if you really do just wanna die that you’re alive.” says one of her former fans.
“I might be tired of playing this role of myself and you can hear it in my music in 2024. I’m I’m really sick of being Taylor Swift.” says Taylor Swift.
“That’s not true! You love being Taylor Swift! We love you!!” says Bobby.
“So you guys are torturing her at this point to make her be this way!?” says Canada.
“Yes, but it’s not torture!
No…that’s Taylor and we love her. We love her so much!” says Bobby.
3:30
The song ends.
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? plays.
“This song is about me kicking ass and taking names BITCH!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior. “I am a bad ass coming to your neighborhood BABY!!”
“So is this about how your dad died Bobby?!” says the woman.
“Well no shit bitch he died. He was shot. Oh my God!” he says.
“Bobby…are you Asian right now?” says Saoirse.
“Yeah…you know take out all of her teeth Saoirse or to die? Yeah, I’ve put a curse on all of Lacey‘s teeth that they would rot because that’ll really shower Lem!? Hit shit! And because I’m a bad ass…and yes Saoirse I’m Asian right now. Hiyah!” says Bobby.
“Could you come to my birthday party?” Saoirse.
“No, I don’t go birthday parties you bitch!” says Bobby.
“No you coming! Bobby…you’re coming today!” yells Saoirse.
3:35
“I don’t gotta go to your birthday party! Go away!” says Bobby.
4:01
“You’re a tease! This is not right! No you come to my party Bobby!” whines Saoirse.
“I don’t have to listen to you. I’m sorry, go away!” says Bobby.
4:34
“I’m singing a song to America.
You hurt me when you killed my dad when I was little boy you hurt me bad.” says Bobby.
5:01
“Who is afraid of me? I have a one euro size but you find out I kick ass you’re gonna be so impressed! Oh my God!” says Bobby.
“You know I am afraid of you because you’re a psychopathic idiot!” says Lacey. “You’re a monster menace idiot bitch from the gutter! Like a useless parasitic leech from Hell.”
Down Bad plays.
“I have sex with Lem many times cosmically that’s what this song about. I have wet dreams that I was 14. They say are they out oh did anything you could do with him with my cock touch something it’s hard to gold because I made of gold title!” says Bobby.
“You can’t have him honey you’re an idiot. And you should just shoot yourself.” says Lacey.
“That’s not true!
Oh that’s not true at all! See if you don’t understand is that I am I don’t have to listen to anything anyone says because I am sky and I can do bad things and you called me a bad ass headed idiot that’s what I am that’s Joe? Okay? And I’m basically just a fucking nothing? …Ahhh…I did embarrassment to my family!? No. But that’s not the reality that I like to live in, I get the sense that you’re angry not because you’re hot but because you’re so irritated by my stupidity is that true?” says Bobby.
“Yes…I am incredibly irritated by how dumb everybody is.” says Lacey.
“I got you!
I don’t give a shit!
I just bitch and I want things so I don’t care so that’s why you stupid!” says Bobby.
“Sweetie people have to interact with you. Bobby that’s how society is run and you taking advantage of that incessantly is not clever. No, you’re a desperate, pathetic peasant idiot!” says Lacey.
“She’s right Bobby and that’s very destructive. Bobby you’re destroying the fabric of society.” says God.
“I don’t care about the fabric of society! The fabric of society is strong and you don’t exist but my ass does Bebe!!” yells Bobby.
Fortnight plays.
“How’s the hell do you think Lem genuinely Bobby was not affected at his wedding?” says CIA
“I just refuse to except that he wasn’t in love with me…and I’m not interested in hearing anyone else’s logic.” says Bobby. “Truthfully I wasn’t even all that interested in him until she started fucking him years ago…and then I heard their love making and I thought, ‘Shit that bitch isn’t gonna get that!’ because she’s richer than me in class…and yes I’m up! IRISH FOREVER!!
I stole it from her…and I’ve been imagining that he’s in love with me the way he loves her for the last 3 to 4 years and I’ve been enabled by Taylor Swift and lots of other people in the media to believe that that’s my love I psychically heard not hers…but I happen to know that there’s not actually an afterlife…so I’m not particularly worried!”
“You know there’s not an afterlife??” says a reader.
“This is Lacey‘s song. She don’t know who she fucking could be with. She an entity! No witch can identify who they talking to. And I’ve had witches tell me that I’m not talking to real people and then I’m a hallucinating jack ass so I decided that’s not true. The other girls!? I THINK NOT!! …I don’t know everything about ghosts…and that’s why I am homeland security secretary. I Homeland security Secretary of food.
You see I’ve guard the food with weapon with my mind. I guard food with my mind, you guys.
I know she’s in love with me. I know she madly in love with me. And she was my sex slave 10 generations ago.” says Bobby.
The song ends.
I Do It With a Broken Heart plays.
“In this song I’m reaching out to Lacey to tell her she fucking idiot…but she can fuck me if she wanted to. …She could be my sex life!? I don’t like that nice guy and I have sex with her of course!! NO PROBLEM!!!” says Bobby.
“Wow you really are attracted to Lacey??” says reality.
“That’s not how I think of it.
I think of it as me reaching out to a hurting person who just needs to be my sex slave…that’s the order of the universe!” says Bobby.
2:08
He dances. Laughing.
“I am indebted to them in their mind, and they won’t leave me alone.” says Taylor Swift.
“Why!?” says Lem.
“Because I’ve dated his son, and they have assumed that somehow that was extremely helpful to me!” says Taylor.
“So this is about the election and Lem Billings is it about anything else?” says God.
“Not much!
I’m trying to sing about myself, but they need to believe that it’s about them somehow secretly.” says Taylor.
“Are they really obsessive?” says a reader.
“Yes, yes they believe that referencing them is our private secret joke, and that I am extremely elite for doing so.” says Taylor. “They imagine generations in the future reading this and saying, ‘Oh, she was making references to the Kennedys! I’m almost positive that’s who this is about!’”
“But you secretly have a crush on Vladimir Putin though Bobby?” says a reader.
The Alchemy plays.
“Pretty much ever since I met them they’ve been demanding that I reference them in every single fucking album and it’s gotten to the point where they want it to be in every song.” says Taylor.
“So you’re like their slave!?” says a man.
“The whole family is broke, but they refuse to accept that about themselves and they’re enabled by delusional idiots in America and around the world to still believe that they’re really rich. And they’re basically just broke.” says Taylor.
“How broke are they Taylor?” asks a woman.
“I mean Bobby’s had liens put on his house, he lives off of his wife and she has to watch every single thing that he does to make sure he doesn’t spend all of their money.” says Taylor.
“What about the rest of them?” asks a woman.
“Caroline has some money from her husband, but pretty much the rest of them are living off of less than $2 million and there’s very little money left in the family. The house is literally rotting because they can’t take care of it anymore. They wasted all of their money, and they have yet to realize that their house is genuinely falling apart.” says Taylor.
“Yes that’s true and the people who support them or not as wealthy as you think they are in the US.” says Putin. “ that’s why they’ve been selling children because the west has massive debt problems, and some countries like Great Britain are evil, but they abuse the children in a way that’s actually less psychologically damaging to the child. They find ways to tell the kids things that preserve their Saturday to centigrade there could be other countries like that as well but they’re one of the board notable ones of the west, but most of the west is totally bankrupt and Craft but they still have the perception of being wealthy even with the country itself by topic of us who are not living in reality you could accuse me of doing that with global warming but part of the reason why people like me do that is because of their poverty and their inability to deal with it.” says Putin.
“ so did the illuminati feel bad for Casi because they identified with her!?” says a woman.
“ yes although they will never admit that because they want to still believe that they’re just as wealthy as they were 50 6070 years ago but yes they’re living in a delusional world and they are human and so they helplessly felt sorry for her it was not a conscious choice. That was just their reaction to her. And they demonize Lacey for being a Christian because some of them are Christians and they know that that’s actually really helpful but they’re bitter and they’ve chosen to hate Christians instead of you know admitting that they actually tend to believe in Christ themselves, but that it’s not cool to it It’s not fashionable at so they would rather stay in fashion, the lose their place and a lot of people are like that a lot of people are worth seven or 8 billion no more but they’re in the illuminati because they’re working for you know NBC or MSNBC I’d be needed to use the app And the problem is if they’re not very bright in many ways another is Bobby, but people don’t realize that as though they tend to give a lot of credit to themselves for intelligence that they do not possess at the process of that they’ve made erroneous conclusions about Christ and Christians because they really do just want to worship Christ. They’re not actually as agnostic or antagonistic as they pretend to be even to themselves But they’re too uneducated in a sense and unsophisticated to realize that and so they tend to just pretend to be incredibly antagonistic towards Christians in private because they want to see him fashionable. It’s all about pretense it’s all about lies and pretends to these people and unfortunately, that’s why I’m having a hard time settling with them because I can’t trust them I can’t trust that they’re full of shit. They have absolutely no idea how to actually make a deal because they constantly want undercut people who threaten their egos there fire stupider than they realize.” says Putin.
“ is this about me pooping in the hot tub with Jonah Wiley, because I can explain that.” says Kick Kennedy. “
I pooped in the water because I was trying to impress him. He’s a peasant and I knew that if I took a shit, do you think I was really cool.”
“ you cannot possibly think that!” says a woman.
“ no you have to be a G like how do you not understand that you have to be edgy and I was just going for it because that’s what I do with my family were winners not losers and I was just going for it.” says Kick seriously.
“ so you actually molested Saoirse and you guys really do weird stuff because you actually think it’s cool?” she says to the Kennedys.
“ yeah, I mean it’s like gross but it’s obvious that we’re not gross that we’re incredibly sexy so when we do it it seems like really cool because we’re not gross.” says Casi.
“ casi some things are just too gross!” says a reader.
“ not really Marilyn Monroe used to use enemas during sex. She used animals all the time Marilyn Monroe dead and that’s why I pooped in the hot tub cause I don’t need to use out of us. I could just take a shot. Thank you very fucking much!” says Kick.
“ that was different.” says God.
“ how is it different?” says Kick.
“ because she’s far sexier than you and it was during intercourse that she did that you were on a date with Jonah and you just randomly ‘took a shit’.” says God.
“ that’s a semantical argument that’s just it. That’s a pedantic argument.” says Kick.
“ I hear you!” says Casi.
“ yeah, I mean it’s like it’s just shut. Where are you pooping out in the pool or have an enema during sex is just a woman taking a shit.” 
“ yeah I I have rats with drugs go out my ass!” says Eminem.
“ that’s sexy!” says Casi, sincerely.
“Kick I didn’t really want to smell your poop!” says Jonah.
“ poop is poop!” yells Kick.
“ I never wanted to spell Marilyn’s poop idiot I did because she was so sexy to me.” says a man who slept with Marilyn. “ but that was it something I asked, for at the very beginning that was part of intimacy to us. Part of the reason I had her do that with me was because she was a slut. There was very little left of her that men had experienced in her personality or at her body, and so I ended up, asking to smell her poop because that was something that no one else had done with her and I wanted to see her take a shit because it turned me on to have a part of her psychology that no one has ever had.” says a dead man.
“ I thought she was doing that with everybody!” says People.
“ no no she actually only did that with one or too bad. They were usually very much in love with her that was it something she did with almost anybody. It was a way that she created intimacy.” says a dead man.
“ I didn’t know that I thought that just liked seeing poop.” says Kick.
“ but you do it has something to do with intimacy Kick.” says God.
“ yes I guessed that but I didn’t really know how I thought that just secretly like return not bite like everything is so you could vomit you could poop. You could smell like feces at their face, and they would just be like hot shirts that you would find it arousing that you understood that, because it would be like really good sex. It’s like oh she wants to be she wants to get really really honest about stuff.” says Kick.
“ kick they have to be attracted to you that much first.” says God.
“No all men are equally attracted to all women the same!” says Kick.
“That’s not true!” says God.
“I didn’t know that! I didn’t know that!” says Casi.
“I mean it’s just mean God to make it so that the women who are less attractive like me can’t get laid just as well. So I don’t think it’s possible! Cause I don’t think you would create a world where all men aren’t equally attracted. It’s all over the exact same.” says Kick. 
“Yeah that’s why I’ve taken a fucking squirrels. It’s more expensive!” says a neighbor of Casi’s.
“Yeah cause you got a feed him. When you go get a lay at a bar you don’t have to feed it.” says another neighbor.
“How do I love is gay? Lem he was in love with me because I’m classy sorry I don’t fuck squirrels. But that’s not true. I will probably try it. But right now I’m down to earth but no I just daughter I just don’t see it that way. Sorry.” says Bobby. “Because love is the love with me you guys! Lem was so in love with me. I mean that’s what they’ve said and it was fact.”
“ yeah probably!” says Casi.
“So Jonah you didn’t like my poop but that’s OK we’ll have that later!” says Kick.
“What are some other hot sex tips that you can share with us Kick. I’m actually really fast dad and I riding them all down. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!” says Casi.
“ I brush my teeth and wash my face. I brush my hair. … but that’s all that I do you know? I have my hair permed it’s a permanent wave but then I just wash that. I don’t bother with another stuff because I don’t need to. I’m hot as hell!” says Kick.
“ oh yeah, I know that’s the natural look. Men like that!” says Casi.
“ I mean yeah I guess not really, but OK.” says Kick.
“ no that’s the natural look, Kick!” says Casi.
“ no that’s effort Casi I put in a lot of fucking effort.” she says.
“ how did the hell is brushing your hair washing and for your face brushing your teeth flossing your teeth using mouthwash, getting your hair permed high maintenance?” says Casi.
“ because that’s Ephors I’m getting my hair permed I put an effort you have to shower at just the right time every week. You can’t shower every day and wash your hair and I have all the siblings so if my father is cheap so I had to be careful with the water supply.” says Kick.
“ what the hell are you talking about?” says Casi.
“ i’ll put in an incredible amount of effort, Casi.” says Kick.
“ you’re a lesbian!” says Casi.
“ slightly yeah!” says Kick.
“ that still isn’t effort kick! You’re butch!” says Casi.
“ no, I am not butch!” says Kick.
“ no, you’re butch and you’re kind of annoying!” says Casi.
“ no I’m not I one of the sexiest women in my generation.” says Kick.
“ that’s what you’ve been told isn’t it!?” says Casi.
“ that’s what I told that’s what people said yes!” says Kick.
“ but you’re actually a butch lesbian!” says Casi.
“ that’s not true I fuck tons of men and they’re all madly in love with me!” says Kick.
Bobby nods. “ she’s sexy as fuck Casi you just don’t know.”
“ hold on! You all back each other up don’t you!?” says Casi.
“ and that’s not some thing that we’re prepared to discuss at this moment.” says NBC.
“ so kick your a butch lesbian. Did Elliot Roosevelt ever find you attractive?” says Casi.
“ i’m trying to get out of something I was bisexual and closeted for the most part because my family has a problem with that issue.” says Maeve.
“ that’s not true she was very straight she dance to Britney Spears all the time as a child perfect straight! perfect straight!” says Bobby.
“ they’re bisexuals who could’ve done that too Bobby.
I think the US has taken quite a few wrong, turns in the last 10 years with her, attacking her umm…probably for reasons of ego boost?
So kick you’re a lesbian and you suck with Elliot Roosevelts or no?” says Casi.
“ no Elliot was never attracted to me, but that’s why I just slept with Joe because Elliot was clearly that somebody who was not interested in my kind of cool. he couldn’t handle the fact that I was vastly superior to him in the bedroom add out there’s something incredibly cool about a woman who is, but as you call It’s who also has sex with men. I make sex an Astro experience.” says Kick.
Rock the Casbah by Gun (Scotland) plays.
Kick does a dance. She shakes her knees. Bouncing up and down. And bangs her head. Arms up in the air. Then she runs in place. Does push-ups. Does jumping jacks.
“ do you have nice boobs or a nice ass? Kick?” asks God.
“ no.” she says, confused.
Then she goes back to her dancing.
She does the splits. Makes a Satanic hand signal.
Wild Side by Mötley Crüe plays.
Kick just starts randomly shaking her body. With a tough look on her face. Then she pauses to hang her head.
She air guitars.
“ she’s sexy woman. Wow wow inside wow oh boy all the dicks getting HARD!!” says Bobby, throwing up the Satanic hand signal.
2:06
They dance.
“ Bobby, would you secretly like to buy a 1980s Corvette?” asks the CIA
“ oh yeah, did I get your reference and I resent it and that is exactly why I am the secretary of human housing organization!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
They dance.
“ so then you felt bad for Jack!?” says a gay man to Lem.
“ yes and I was straight.” says Lem.
3:26
“ Monterey bay bay!” says Bobby in code.
“ i’m trapped on the wild side come save me!” says Kick.
4:02
She falls on her face. As if she’s fainting.
“ damsel in distress. Oh wow, go for it, have sex!” says Bobby.
The song ends.
Cold Blood by Kix plays.
“ what are cold blooded kilos with our genitalia!” says Bobby.
“ Bobby why didn’t you just leave us with Scott with Sasha to her birthday party? I guess somehow spiritually?” says a reader.
“ because I am not a typical person. I don’t do the typical thing! I always go for what you don’t expect and that’s why you keep coming back for more see you didn’t expect me to be that honest and insightful without you have it I like to keep people on their toes…make things exciting and wild!” says Bobby.
1:12
“ so as you were saying, Casi that I was butch?? Ha, showed you!” says Kick sincerely.
1:40
“ are you an idiot?” says Casi.
“ no no no that’s not it all what that was. …OK there’s something wrong with you.” says Kick.
“ i’m not understanding how that was supposed to be sexy to a man.” says Casi.
“Sweetie men like when you move your body but they’re lonely because they don’t have anyone to be men with. My brother Joe was like that all of the time and I used to just hang out with him and act like a dude and then that’s how we fell in love.” says Kick.
“ so you used to act like a dude with him and that’s how Joe decided he was in love with you but what about other guys?” says Casi.
“ yeah, I was like a sensitive guy I was like a sensitive guy who was like his dad and then we used to confide in his other cause I was like my our father but I was sensitive and the way that my dad was it so I mean, how do other guys like that? I mean they’re all madly in love with me.” says Kick.
White Lightening by Def Leppard plays.
“ I used to fall in love with my brother too to music like this.” says another poor white woman.
“I mean we can’t afford to get a boyfriend.” says Casi.
“Yeah, Skippy Handelman is a luxury item.” says one of them, sadly. It’s the 1980’s.
“ I have a lot of money, but I still like to economize.” says Kick.
“ you could afford to have a real boyfriend OK?” says another poor white woman to Kick.
“ yeah but I’d rather just be evil.” says Kick.
“ why?” says God.
“ because it’s cooler and I don’t know I just kind of have a taste for it now.” says Kick.
“ But you’re rejecting God.” says Queen Elizabeth I.
“ yeah like white lightning!” says Kick.
“ white lightning!” says one of Kick’s friends.
“ I date your brother, but you kill me.” says one of her friends.
“ yeah not really though because that’s not how things work when you can’t really marry your brother you idiot.” says Kick.
5:07
“ yeah, that’s true. Well, I won’t marry him anyway.” she says.
“ I empathize with you that the same time I’m confused because that actually is weird Keck like your offspring would be totally fucked up, so how how about you just date somebody else like another guy?” says Casi.
“ because I can’t love I have no capacity to love just like Jack!” says Kick.
“ you’re just a homosexual bitch!” says Casi.
“ no, that’s Lacey not me!” says Kick.
“White
Lightning.” says one of her friends.
“ I don’t think you can attract men Kick.” says Casi.
“ oh, you know the truth is I’m dead and I don’t give a shit right now because I’m high off white lightning. So I’m just gonna give it to you straight. You’re right, there weren’t a lot of men who were actually genuinely attracted to me. I could get them to notice me for a few minutes, but within the more they talk to me they lost interest almost every time. A few of Jack’s friends were interested but for the most part they were just homosexuals or bisexuals or love and love was it actually attracted to me at all so that devastated me for a little bit but then I got over it and see that’s why I hate Lacey that’s why I hate Lacey because websites are so attractive and he thought I was ugly and then my brother thinks that she’s attractive to and and I And I was just like that bitch is up in my territory. Because both those bad remind, Bobby was mine levels by Jack was my Joe is mine. My dad was mine. Ted was mine and the Roosevelts were too but they were never interested which is fine. They just don’t get it in there other sexless, nothings.” says Kick.
“ there’s sexless nothings!?” says Casi.
Subdivisions by Rush plays.
“ yeah look if a man doesn’t find me arousing there’s something wrong with them because I’ve got my brother up in my garage as they say yeah it’s it’s. I’m so hot my brothers can’t resist me and neither can my dad so clearly if I if I if a man outside my family doesn’t know how to handle the sexiness of a candidate in my body then they’re probably just not really a normal human or I’m like a God because my family all finds me really sexy is so Clearly, if a if a if a man on the side of the family ain’t interested, it’s just sad they can’t handle the Kennedy juice.” says Kick.
“ kick that’s insane. you’re ugly as fuck and your family is insane.” says Casi.
0:32
“ oh yeah that’s the kind of thing that Lacey would say that’s the kind of thing that the US government said to us when they assassinated Jack and Bobby but then in the 70s we talked about of it if you’d like to know how I’ll tell you. Can I touch your boobs?” says Kick.
“ oh, you know thank you.” says Casi.
1:13
“ I said, can I touch your boobs!!” says Kick.
“No Kick I don’t want you touching my boobs!” says Casi.
“ I gave them a sexual trance like ability Bobby has it literally confuse the shit out of people and make them all think that they’re in love with them and Lacey experiences it with her she also is able to reject them Casi are you add reject experience Casi, are you experiencing it at all or not?” says Satan.
“ are there child hostages who experience that?” says a reader.
“ yeah but usually they realize that at some point that they want to kill themselves because they’re so embarrassed by their own body and their own mind.” says Satan.
“i’m not experiencing it at all.” says Casi.
“ that’s actually a bad thing because there’s something very weird going on spiritually that I did not anticipate.” says Satan.
“ no, I mean I don’t experience that at all. Experience it with Lacey but I’m beginning to think that that’s not real.” says Casi.
“ I gave you buy my socks that’s my curse on me from Satan. I gave to Lacey for you to experience. I try to be nice to her. I’m such a nice man.” says JFK.
3:51
“ Lacey is straight though Jack.” says Casi.
“ I know, but I don’t at the same time. I’m a very nice man and I’m very nice to myself first and foremost.” says JFK.
“she doesn’t want that from me. It’s confusing.” says Casi.
“ I don’t care, I’m moving on!” says JFK. 
“ yeah no she’s not attracted to women at all.” says the CIA about Lacey.
“ do you want me to touch your boobs?” says Kick.
The song ends.
“ and did he take our sexual energy and give it to Lacey and I!?” says Casi to Kick.
“
Yes, yes he does add that and then when you were still on Instagram openly, there were a few pictures where her energy actually manifested on your face and it was in a few of your pictures that you started to actually look like her and it was noticed by Lacey she told ilumiNATTI back in 2019 that you looks like Kick And she thought it was very bizarre because it just was there something there and she couldn’t figure out what it was but she knew that something very strange was happening.” says M6.
“ she guys are endlessly talking to her supernaturally all the time!?” says Jonah.
“ yes, that’s part of her punishment for being better than them.” says a woman.
“ so why did I look like Kick!?” says Casi.
“ because the demons were trying to find a way to pacify you.” says the Illuminati. “ it’s incredibly offensive you might not have been interested, but they stole it a Normas amount of energy from you and gave it to Lacey and you and you might actually like having bullied Lacey. I think you enjoyed having an excuse to actually bully bully her I’d be sincerely confused, but they also stole your energy and I think that actually really pisses you off.” says Satan.
“ why are you being so nice to me?” says Casi.
“ because you’re like us.” says Bobby Kennedy.
“ how the hell am I like you?!” says Casi.
“ because you’re poor as fuck but you’re also secretly like extremely elite and cool. Or at least you could be.” says Bobby.
“ know if there’s a reincarnation, I actually am insulted by that.” says Casi.
“what is Skippy Handleman listened to Winger.” says a man, randomly.
Seventeen by Winger plays.
“ oh, OK so you’re singing about sex?” says Lacey.
Kasey nods.
“I guess teenagers have sex Casey I didn’t know that did you?” says Lacey sarcastically.
“ you know it’s really surprising! The kids these days are really wild!” says Kasey sarcastically.
“ yeah maybe when he turned, it was love at first sight. that’s significant!” says Lacey.
“ yeah, he’s telling us a lot of really pertinent information about life just for him because he’s really wild!” says Kasey.
“ but she’s only 17 so she’s gonna fool him into thinking that she is 17???” says Lacey.
“ yeah I think this is the beginning of the pedophilia problem sounds like this arm. I don’t understand it either because it’s dumb as fuck.” says Kasey.
“ no, you guys are just jealous!” says a woman in the Illuminati.
Kick does push-ups.
“ I know we’re not jealous that we can’t tell you that because you’ll think that because if we say we’re not that we are.” says Lacey.
1:42
“ I don’t think there’s a 17 year old narcissist who’s that sexually experienced!” says Kasey.
“I WAS!!!” screams Bobby Kennedy Junior. “So was my first wife.”
“ your first wife was a gullible fool, poor thing!” says Lacey.
“ it’s like I said there is no 17 year-old who would ever be that sexually experienced.” says Kasey.
“ how does this require sexual experience?” says the CIA.
“ Because she’s got an idea in her head that she’s going to conquer him and you don’t get that kind of information on men’s psychology until you’re in your 30s or 40s.” says Lacey.
“ I mean, I suppose it’s sort of possible but it’s pretty unlikely, if not impossible.” says Kasey.
“ I could do it! See…that’s my shit right there!!!” says Kick, who’s covered herself in glitter.
“ OK but how do you conquer a bad it takes time to figure out how to do that what young woman would have that sort of knowledge base even with re-carnation how do you how do you figure that out? I’m not sure how you do that.” says Kasey. “ I wouldn’t want to rule it out, but I have a feeling that whoever wrote this song was a delusional pedophile, or had friends who were.”
“ how does that work?” says a woman.
“ because you can conquer bad. All men are very much alike in a way and over time you learn how to conquer them you just do but getting that understanding of bed, and the way that they operate takes observation. It takes dear as it takes decades of being married and understanding how bad for him and think I would. I would bet that there are a lot of 40 year-old and 30 or women that still don’t understand it Lacey and I do because we’ve been married but most men most women rather don’t actually have that understanding I Ike and I’m not a nurse well I might be someone narcissistic I don’t know that Lacey is at all but I seriously don’t think that this woman is a real thing I don’t know how a 17 year-old would’ve had a Ted your marriage that’s a possible so I I feel like there’s some thing that’s totally impossible about this song. It Hass to be a real Mary it’s not molestation like you have to have give-and-take, and be engaged as an adult for like at least 10 years before you could conquer about psychologically like this, and once you have that information, you could use it to control your husband to control other Mediven but then you’re old at that point so it’s not something that you can necessarily use but I have no idea what 17-year-old woman would have the knowledge base of a 40 year old woman who’s been married I just ate I can’t figure out how they would get that information.” says Kasey.
“ I like this song because my first wife broke my heart because she was that woman!” says Bobby, sincerely.
“Bobby tell me all about it!” says a woman.
2:19
“ yes, I did. She used to snort coke in front of me and it broke my heart.” says Bobby.
“ oh, because she got so high and it was like she was cheating on you?” they say.
“ yes that’s exactly why and it’s also because she used to just seem so bad ass and scary and I knew she was gonna really hurt me.” says Bobby.
2:50
“ wow Bobby, that must’ve really hurt your feelings.” she says, very sincerely.
“ yeah, I mean it really broke me as a man I’ve never really recovered.” says Bobby.
“ Bobby, is that why you cheated on her?” says the woman.
“ I mean yeah that was one of many reasons I guess I don’t know I’m complicated sorry.” he says.
“ yeah, bro you’re really sexy I wish I could be with you and you could love me and be faithful.” she says.
“ oh, if a woman like you was to be with me, I would never cheat on her, but I would never be able to get a chick like you. I’ve never seen someone like you before ever never who’s been interested in me. I hope you look at me I’m short?” he says.
“ yeah you are better I’m not that big I’d like your first wife I’m like 5 foot 4.” she says.
“Do you have small tits??” he says.
When You Close Your Eyes by Night Ranger plays.
“ I mean yeah oftentimes I feel ugly with my boyfriends but I haven’t got breast implants yet.” says this 27 year old.
“ you know I am often overwhelmed, and in all of women with small boobs. I actually really like them.” says Bobby.
“ why is that? I’m so ugly!” she says.
“ yeah you are your butt ugly butter well I don’t know they’re just not as messy as big boobs.” says Bobby.
“ are you trying to tell me that women who have small boobs are more sexually stimulated by their boobs and you like a wet pussy?” she says.
“ oh yeah, I guess so?” says Bobby, confused.
2:14
“ that’s cool you could touch me and I could get wet.” she says.
“ Yeah, that sounds really hot. Wow, so cool so cool. Oh wow!” says Bobby.
“ someone told me to ask you if you’d like to get dumplings tonight with rice?” she says.
“ yes, I want that! I’m starving!!” says Bobby.
“ what are what are we talking about?” she says.
“ I want dumplings and rice for dinner my mother make it.” he says.
“Ethel makes dumplings and rice!?” she says.
Runaway by Bon Jovi plays.
“ no never mind I had a mental break up so I am I’m talking to you through the illuminati and somewhere if you’re in the bed Ella and I suck his Chinese van right now so work with me.” says Bobby.
“ are you saying that you like the way I am shaped because you’re Asian!?” she says.
“ no I’m not say that that’s not correct I am I’m saying that I want I wanna go Saks oh I just
Just say I love you ever you are so special to me other I don’t know I just saw how your beauty exist. I am totally overwhelmed. Oh wow!” says Bobby.
“ you sound Asian!” says the woman laying in bed, in her spirit.
“ I am not Asian I’m not I am I’m not that song but it is it all I’m not no it’s just that there’s no big nation in the Bible. That’s Halsey.
Does Novia carnation in the Bible for you to read at all? It’s the whole works. So you you’ll take off your clothes you take off your panties And you rub those tiny boobies!” he says. He laughs.
“No I’m just gonna take a nap!” she says.
“ oh, really you know what I have sex with me?” he says.
“ i’m tired.” she says.
“ I got tiny penis!” he says.
“ that really does not interest me. I’m sorry.” she says.
“ OK forget I tell you the truth I am Asian possibly if they’ll be in Carnation and you’ll do seem like a girl from my hometown I grew up outside of Hong Kong and remind me of the sexiest woman I ever see in Hong Kong.” says Bobby.
“ oh, I don’t think I want to talk about a woman in Hong Kong who some Asian weirdo had sex with.” she says.
“ I know you have sex with me and Hong Kong and our dreams. I fall asleep. I have a bad dream like I have other times about people and I think of you and I think of you.” he says.
“ don’t think of me that’s disgusting!” she says.
“I’m Bobby Kennedy Junior, so you find your sexy!” he says.
“ just go the fuck away!” she says.
“ I know what if this was real what if Bobby Kennedy JoJo was having sex with you?” says Bobby.
“ where to stop listening to that conversation I’m curious of. Why do you find this so funny at Lacey‘s expense this is real.” says the CIA.
“ because she’s not there’s no way she’s more important than me.” says a woman.
“ do I give up or keep trying?” says Lem. “ i’m tempted to have her kill her entire family. I’ve contemplated having her kill herself, but if she did that her kids would suffer so I can’t do that. I am but sincerely should be better off dead right now, potentially, but if she kills herself which she could, then her kids will be left without her and I I mean those are my kids I can’t leave them without their mom.”
“ get up.” says God.
“ I honestly don’t think that it’s ever going to work.” says Queen Elizabeth I.
“ what the fuck is wrong with them!?” says Lacey.
“ compared to you they’re mentally retarded.” says Queen Elizabeth I.
“ you know it hasn’t been that bad, but Bobby thinks that he’s her he literally thinks he’s her.” says Lem.
“ does he try to wear her clothing?” says Dan Stevens.
“ yes he confessed to buying a pair of underwear that he suspected she wore from Victoria’s Secret to try to seduce me.” says Vladimir Putin.
“ are the kids they’re molesting all smarter than them?” says Lacey.
“ a lot of them are.” says the CIA. “ so they go through unfathomable despair before dying.”
“ how are those kids smarter?” says Casi.
“ because they find kids with parents who are smart, but disadvantaged in some way.” says the Illuminati.
“ They’re up there mentally retarded compared to you, Lacey you can automatically see how that’s the end of the world or close to it. They don’t see it at all.” says Queen Elizabeth I.
“ how the fuck am I supposed to live?” says Lacey.
“ I haven’t figured that out because you’re right it is unbearably hard for you to be alive. I mean it’s a barely hard for you to be around these people it’s like a living Hell.” she says.
Later.
“I’ve discovered some thing with my psychic counselor.” says Bobby.
“What’s that Bobby?” says Lem.
“Oh nice to talk to you Lem.” says Bobby.
Odd silence.
Electioneering by Radiohead plays.
“This song is about me too.” says Bobby. “Or my whole family.
Ahh…I think the whole world is living in my wet dream.”
1:29
“I am a sexy pants you know that.” says RFK Jr.. “And I am from a very wealthy family. We are very wealthy.”
2:07
“I am tired of your showing-off. Just to impress me?” says Bobby. “I’m not impressed Lem Billings.”
The song ends.
Lazy Eye by Silverspun Pickups plays.
“Do you have a lazy eye? I have detected it.” says Bobby to Lem.
0:42
“I slightly do.” says Lem.
“Then stop showing-off you motherfucking nigger.” says Bobby.
1:08
1:28
“I have perfect eyesight or damn close to it and I’m beginning to understand the way that you tick.” says Bobby.
1:48
“Let me tell you something!
Do you know how you impress me you impress me!? With your ability to suck my cock.” says Bobby.
“Not interested!” says Lem.
2:23
“Oh that’s funny. Oh you’re a clown huh? No, I know you full of it!” says Bobby laughing.
The song plays.
“Bobby I was never really homosexual or you’re talking to Emperor Constantine right now.” says Lem.
“I know it’s not possible that she could be in love with a Paul Constantine. She’s an ugly fucking bitch OK?” says Bobby. “And if there ghosts and if they were they all wanna fuck my ass. Holy shit I’m hot.
I have something to tell you. In my wet dream because that’s all that we all it is right now your enemy lamb, Billings. I mean your enemy Chris Hayes depending on who I’m talking to. He is very evil.
All right, I talk to Constantine if I was gay and evil OK if I’m very evil and gay, I talk to Empire Constantine, or if lame, not evil and gay I talk to Lem. So what you need understand is that Chris Hayes hear a dance in the spot of Satanism. Like a Kristen cosmetic to talk to Lacey she does in the Holy Spirit, but not really Holy Spirit he dance like a Holy Spirit cosmetic to make evil thing happen to her. Every time she walk to even eat he has someone dies of the spirit to attack her or he does it in his head or other people do that through him idea was that she ugly question crazy bitch and we thought funny funny we are taco cause she do that to us but turns out that’s not true she was attacking evil. And turn out shit attack will evolve evil that walk people hate. So we have no leg to stand on no more because she attack people not she only attack evil and Chris Hayes is a delusional bastard. He like a stupid fucked up check with Buster Fais, a DOS in the front and back who’s think he’s sexy when he not. He delusional idiot more than Casi. He thinks she evil and stupid question where and we already hear my how bad is she not even know him at all. But turns out part of this is my uncle Jack’s fault.
My uncle Jack was a crazy man who obsessed with you, because you’re straight and all he was not. so I find out about when you’re not in love with me but how am I saying these things right now? Why am I seeing them you ask I thought we were madly in love? be saying dumb bitch because because I find out that a I find out that I will see I find out that I’ve got to be careful.
Sosa war me. So so wormy, she came back from her birthday party. And she told me uncle Bobby is bad that Lem really not in love with you is still your staff.
Is bad dude.
And she said 00 you better do something because twins all Bobby he is not your friend.
And then I said, OK thank you salsa.
Thank you salsa for your wonderful day. Did I not go to your birthday party because I still on interested sorry.
Why I Nahko not because Apple said I can’t. It’s because I don’t know about you.” says Bobby.
“ bobby that’s mean.” she tries.
“ oh, no, it’s not it’s part of being a grown-up, and a very complicated world. I am sophisticated and I tell you great many things that are hard for you to hear.” says Bobby.
“ I am sorry I’m not comprehending will have to explain!” says Saoirse
“ I don’t want to explain!” says Bobby.
“ i’m sorry I’m not comprehending you’ll have to explain.” says Saoirse.
“ I don’t want to do you try understand where I come from or I’m not going to ever be able to love you.” says Bobby. “ I think I too old that’s all I too old for you I’m old my side man who’s been through a lot and I need you to understand that it’s not meant to be a personal it’s just how life is.”
“ what about Geli?” she says.
“ that’s a history lesson that is not the pleasant reality but that’s very smart of you to know about that. Good job.” says Bobby.
“ oh, I’m just hurt that you didn’t come to my party I think it’s very weird. I think it’s weird that you didn’t come to my party.” she says.
“ no you’re not I’m sorry but I was busy so I guess that’s just how it is for now I have a Lotta things to do. I am appointed to the homeland house security department. I appointed to the department of agriculture in the house. I am appointed to the department of housing home security. And I am appointed to the housing health security system. I am appointed to the health and hungry human services department? … I know I’m appointed to the health and human services security department. I am appointed to the house house, health departments offices-
*he talks*
I am appointed to the health and human services department!
Yes, I take care of all things related to health and human services.
In America, we are not going to waste money anymore and food, stamps, or vaccines that we don’t really need. If you want to die of starvation, that’s your problem. Why do I say that because I know they’ll be in Carnation so you decided to do that to yourself that’s not my problem. They are children right now dying of starvation and that’s not my problem. They are children right now dying from vaccines that they did not take and that’s not my problem either.
*Arnold Schwarzenegger laughs*
Yes you say am I serious I am I joking that is the Kennedy mystique salsa. Do we care I’ll always sociopaths with a sexy bought. But you can do lots of things to a saucer you can put in a dildo in my butt hole… you can try to put a tiny little dildo up my penis hole. You can put a dildo in my ear, so I saw first alarm phone, then the right one. You can put it up my nose just leave one hole open so I can breath please.
You can put the dildo in my mouth.
But I will not go to your birthday party.
Just because you suck a tiny dildo up my penis hole, and in my ear does not mean salsa that I love you more than a lot of people, Kim Cardassian, Olivia nosy, Barbara Walters, sometimes, princess, Kate, or William, whoever that is over there, I have many love us around the world and they’re all my secret Paul’s, so I said you are not important to me I will not go to your birthday party.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ call Bobby if I put enough mental energy as a ghost into making a tiny dildo to stick up your penis hole you would go to my birthday party.” says Saoirse.
“ no, I wouldn’t. I am impervious to your charms. I feel myself into thinking otherwise, I am not a lover I am a madman.” says Bobby.
Stop That Thing by Sleepy John Estes plays.
“ that’s how I feel about it dude, I think salsa do your thing but it made it but it ain’t mean a ting to me.” says Bobby.
He claps and shakes his ass.
“ bobby you’re farting from a dildo going up your ass.” says Saoirse.
1:22
He shakes his ass and laughs.
“NIGGERS!” he says to Joe Biden who laughs with him.
Sugar Babe by Pink Anderson plays.
“ oh Bobby, I’ve got your number I know how that fart came out!” says Saoirse.
“ ain’t no one listening to you Saoirse you fart to from a dildo every once in a while.” says Bobby.
“ bobby I’m dead.” says Saoirse.
“ that’s not true. The truth is her shit. I forgot that that there was farting noises in the song and I was just having fun dancing.” says Bobby.
0:56
“ hey Bobby, why didn’t you come to my birthday party? It wouldn’t hurt you none.” says Saoirse.
“ because I’m more important than you. I’m far more important than you!” says Bobby.
1:22
“ bobby you should still care about me we’re kin.” says Saoirse
“ yeah all right do you know what if I become president would you have been bothering me even more asking me to come see you at Christmas and Easter Thanksgiving to you I bet let me tell you what a man like me a sense to power Saoirse there is a list of people who wanna spend time with me every fucking second.” says Bobby.
1:50
“ Bobby, where is Ken you got to get that straightener kit in your in your noodle working Bobby it’s a simple as that whether you’re Asian whether you’re Japanese whether you’re white we are family Bobby.” says Saoirse.
“ oh yeah, see you can say that, but there ain’t nothing you can do about it other than cry your little eyes out.” says Bobby.
2:22
“Bobby you’re going to regret it when you turn your back on kin when you get blessings, you’re just asking for trouble and curses.” says Saoirse.
“Saoirse I’m gonna tell you what I’ve never told no woman before but that’s the kind of special relationship that you and I have… there’s a special kind of hell for Kennedys, who ask for too damn much from other Kennedys.” says Bobby. “ you coming around here today bothering me while Lacey is writing the whole conversation down and put it on her blog because Bladimir Putin‘s threatening to blow up my ass… expected me to go to your birthday party. How the hell I do that now that you dead anyway? You sure as shit expecting a lot for me to show up to your birthday party in the ether? And see that’s where you’re wrong because you killed yourself and if you ain’t done that I would’ve been with you today somehow probably I don’t know I probably will send you a text and said, how are y’all doing y’all Good!?”
She nods.
“ I see now that y’all dead and expected me to go to your damn party. I ain’t got time for it I ain’t got time for your antics because I am not about to waste my time on the Kennedy that go around asking for too damn much you ain’t got a ride to kill yourself Saoirse you’re young you’re beautiful and you’re very privileged you ain’t got no damn rat and then expect me to go to your birthday party on a day like today when I’m busy as hell and Vladimir Putin is as threatening to blow me up the blow up the whole United States of America what are you got a Lotta nerve that’s all I’m saying is you got a Lotta nerve?” says Bobby.
“ Bobby, it’s just a birthday party!” says Saoirse.
“ how do I go there in my imagination? No I could go to sleep and try to imagine it in some which could guide me like they sometimes do but I ain’t prepared to go to sleep right now because I’ve got a lot of phone calls to make even though it’s a Saturday it’s Saturday, Saoirse and I’m working damn hard.” says Bobby.
“ i’ll tell you how you do it when I come talk to you earlier when you’re an Asian man you say OK Saoirse I’ll go with you however it don’t work. And then I fix it up just fine because I’m dead and you’re not and I fix it up for us because I can do that. I’m a ghost!” says Saoirse.
“ yeah but see I’m not. I’m not convinced that I’m ready for that kind of commitment Saoirse no Seay there’s a lot of people who are in love with me right now it’s like that it’s just it’s just like that. I got all these chicks calling me and I’m going through a lot trying to figure the whole thing out. You know how it go. Yeah you know how it be when they all up in your grill no you hot like me you know what it like and it’s just confusing for me. I can’t figure out which way I just I like it a lot I mean you’re my cousin I’ll be my niece, but that’s just the thing. However this doesn’t work I have preferences for you cause you Ken. I have a preference for you, Saoirse I prefer you because you’re my sister‘s daughter. I prefer you because you’ve got that special place in my heart. Is Ken. so I have to keep that in mind because I want to be on fair you see how that work if I give you too much preference there could be some hurt feelings from some women who aren’t as privileged as you.” says Bobby.
“ I will, Bobby all right I hear you, but this is where I’ve gotta be straight with you and stop being so simple I kill myself. If all this gossip we done saying on the blog is accurate and I’m saying it gossip it’s mostly just gossip. But if it’s accurate, then Bobby-“ she cries. “ I kill myself because of you!”
“ yeah yeah boy OK that’s what Maria said to. That’s why a lot of chicks say that I’ve been with a lot of those women say things like that. I heard that one before Saoirse it is getting a little old I’m starting to get a little suspicious.” says Bobby.
“ Bobby it’s just the truth I’m sorry I’m sorry that we’re repeating ourselves too damn much.” says Saoirse.
“ yeah you’re repeating yourself. I heard you repeat a lot of things over the years when you learned how to read and write I know how that go but that’s not what I’m talking about no way I’m not talking about you repeating things to learn them and teach me to I’m talking about how I’m talking about how y’all do this to me you use me add my great fine Kennedy cock and my amazing butt hole. You use that shit and then you abuse it by getting angry at me when I’m tired when I’m distracted when all the women in the world come flailing at me and said Bobby Bobby, Bobby, I need a little Lovin. You expected me to just be there for y’all all the fucking time. And see this one this one this one this is raw and this is why I live in Billings is my hero. Because he not expect such things from people, he just do his deed and then he let it go!
*silence*
He do his deed and let it go. You can’t do that that man had asthma. He has a learning disabilities. He was also a Secret genius and his eyesight was shit. He got a lazy. He done told me that earlier.
But y’all, you know with your privilege and prettiness that I am still in all of because don’t tell me y’all ain’t amazing looking damn! With all your pretty privilege with your dresses and your lipstick that it look like that on me when I wear lipstick and address it it looks so pretty OK? I seen Cyrus I seen him wear those earrings and that slicked back hair. Do he try to look like Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn and let me tell you something he look nice but he ain’t look like a chick when she do it let’s be honest.
Y’all have that pretty privilege y’all have that pretty privilege and I am sick of you abusing it.” says Bobby.
“ Bobby, you hurt my feelings, though you really hurt my feelings in a way that you can’t hurt a man.” says Saoirse.
Bobby nods. “ damn!”
“ yeah, you hurt my feelings Bobby, in a way that you can’t hurt Linn Billings his feelings you can’t hurt a man like that but you could hurt a lady!” says Saoirse.
They cry.
“ yeah, y’all think you’re so heartless you art your love with me and you dumb messed up because today was my birthday in the afterlife and you weren’t there!” says Saoirse.
“ Saoirse I am being level with you I was busy today.” says Bobby.
“ no say I’m not falling for that no more I got a woman heart and you’re a fool because you’re gonna have to come to my birthday now I’m gonna force you to.” says Saoirse.
“ yeah how are you going to do it how you to do it how you to do it push-up tell you to do a pull up do you think you’re gonna do you think you’re gonna be so slick and getting in and clever you ain’t got nothing in here, but a bunch of dust at best because you’re ghost.” says Bobby.
“ bobby that ain’t how the afterlife work things are solid for me in a way they aren’t for you you’re more ghosts than I am and you’re too dumb to know it and now I don’t told you you’re a Nelson you’re a bunch of Dad nothing compared to me in the afterlife. My body is more solid than yours and we look at y’all as a dream yours the dream not me Bobby you’re is the dream.” says Saoirse.
“ all right then why can’t I suffocate Lacey to death with demons?” says Bobby.
“ because the Don part does matter, Bobby the darn part does matter. I kill myself for you, and when I was laying in grandma, Ethel‘s house in a bed where they found me, I was frozen at the mouth. I was frothing at the mouth Bobby I was fine until I started frothing at the mouth. I was watching the ocean with the sunrise, and it was nice to be so high let myself die like I always wanted since I was first abused. I did talk about it with my counselors and they say Saoirse if you ever do kill yourself be nice about it so I was real nice about it and I sat there and I looked at that sunset on the beach and I thought this is nice I’m drunk I’m high and I’m about to die? Then I go upstairs into assholes house. Do you know the house on Cape Cod that that we have? Yeah you know I went in there, Bobby that’s the wall and I went upstairs cause I was tired. I was up all night and I was dying, so I thought I guess I should lay down and go to sleep and they’ll either find me awake and then I’ll probably be in a lot of trouble Because someone’s gonna figure out that I’m trying to kill myself or I will die and I’ll have a peaceful slumber for once, since I’ve been molested and raped. So I laid there and I started frozen at the mouse and mouth and season. I had seizures Bobby I had nasty seizures, just cause you! I had nasty seizures and I started flinch and my eyes are rolling all the way over happen in my head and I was frothing at the mouth and then I vomited vomited all over her nice cock, her nuts, her nice clothes in for the bed her nice bed clothes in the sheets. You know what they put on the mattresses the ones Ethel has in her house yeah you know yeah the ones that they put on the bed the clothes look for bed clothing that the fitted sheets that’s what they call them now yeah, so I am I put that I vomited all over the fitted sheet
I don’t vomited all over that damn sheet and that was real embarrassing. How the fuck how the fuck you don’t do that to me that if I did if let’s say I did La Salle vomited in the sky was falling at the mouth and season that’s a nasty wait for someone to die. That is a fucking nasty way to die. Let me tell you and I would like an apology. I’m going to make you come to my birthday.” says Saoirse.
“ search I want you to know something I’m a sociopath, and I’m not capable of love, but if you weren’t my niece, I would choose you in a heartbeat over everyone else.” says Bobby.
“ bobby I choose you I choose you, Bobby!” says Saoirse.
“ how are you done? Gonna choose me?” says Bobby.
“ bobby you ain’t Gotta know that that’s a secret between me and Jesus I know you feel shit you ain’t gonna choose me. You ain’t gonna choose no one because you ain’t know the people who could love you because they stayed away from you. Your mind is like worthless, forget, pretty privileged. How about brain privilege? I got a brain that actually worked even if it was just some of the time and let me tell you something, if you molested me you little fucker, you’re gonna wish you never been born!” says Saoirse.
“ that’s funny Saoirse!” says JFK.
“ it sure is funny I’m gonna put a rope around your necks and I’m gonna ring it until your heads come off just for fun just for fun Bobby just for laughs and giggles and you’re going to regret it. Your last chance was to come to my birthday party today and you fucked that up big time buddy that was your last chance before you were going to have to reckon with my wrath.” says Saoirse.
“ I am protected by ilumiNATTI demons. I am not die at any time nowhere.” says Bobby.
“ Bobby, I’m more solid than you I’m more so than you will ever be if you go to hell. I’m more solid than you will ever be Bobby you’re a piece of fucking shitty dust compared to me and someday when you die, you’re going to regret using your refract a lot to reject me.” says Saoirse.
“ the FBI says to tell Lacey to use a strap on!” says Bobby.
“ oh yeah yeah OK well she ain’t got to do that and she don’t even want to. That’s just weird Bobby that’s just fucking weird.” says Saoirse.
“ Chris Hayes don’t think that she wanted to do that but she’s too ugly and stupid at insecure unlike his wife Kate.” says Bobby.
“ Bobby Chris Hayes is half female and a fake it. He got an ugly body maybe he’s not even half female I don’t know what the fuck that shit is let’s be honest.” says Saoirse.
They laugh.
“ yeah.” says Bobby.
“ well, Bobby here’s the thing that ain’t her thing. OK no she likes a regular old man like lame and she likes her men to be straight but she makes exceptions if they’re like Michael Rockefeller but he dead you know uncle Jackie don’t kill him did you know that? Yeah you know that. Yeah Jackie kill him in 1961. He sacrificed him in 1961 in ilumiNATTI party, some woman decided to help him do it. Yeah you’ve been told that to you know and I kind of asked you find that sort of sad because I gotta be honest with you. They would’ve been a pretty carpool with no think about about I think they bought a Bobby with her with her hair and he has blonde hair. Oh no, they would’ve been pretty together.” says Saoirse.
“ no that’s true. I gotta admit Saoirse The Right they would’ve been a pretty couple.” says Bobby.
“ Seay and that makes me mad. I mean all of our family, but fuck why he got a kill everybody that poor woman having to sleep with ghosts and I’m sorry bother to tell you this, but they’re real.” says Saoirse.
Bobby thrusts a table they’re sitting at across the room.
Much later.
“I think we are expecting the orphaned Lady Rosslyn to be a Kennedy.” says Casi.
“How so!?” says Marsie.
“Because she’s our supervisor for the time being. But…she’s the one who brings jigsaw puzzles, hot coffee…brownies…and lasagnas to the worksite. …And offers to find foodstuffs for us if necessary. Within a day! …Shelter. …BUT we can’t smoke near the building. AND we certainly can’t get drunk or high. …And it’s just plain coffee. With creamer and half and half. …And she’s extremely serious.” says Casi. “She’s a good supervisor. But…she’s…ANNOYING to work for. For us.” says Casi.
“I’m embarrassed around her.” says Marsie.
“So am I!!” shouts someone else.
“So am I!” says Alisha.
“WHY!?” says Mr. Cologne 76.
“Because…I feel…evil.” says Marsie.
Awkward pause.
“I did heroin with Joe!” says Pat Wilson. “Back in Great Britain. During the war.”
“Barely.” says Lem.
“Yeah okay.” says Joe.
“It was leftover from the 1920’s.” says Lacey.
Pat laughs. Nods. “Yes.” she says.
Lacey laughs. “Where did that old man store it?”“
Pat thinks. “In a drawer in a cabinet.”
“For 20 years!” says Lacey.
“Yes. …We did do vile things. But…I suppose by today’s standards…our drug use was…laughable.” says Pat.
“It still counted.” says Joe.
“Why didn’t it scare you!?” says Lacey.
“I didn’t think you put it in your veins. But…that’s what Kick said was done. She’d seen it. At school. One of the girls. …So…she…knew.” says Pat.
“But you all barely got high.” says Lem.
“Yeah. Hmm…” says Lacey. “Still…why didn’t it scare you!??”
They think.
“Why didn’t it scare you!??” says Pat.
“Because it was Asia.” says Lacey.
“Oh NO!!” says Pat.
“Yes, if there’s reincarnation…I may have been thinking of acupuncture.” says Lacey. “Asia is Asia.”
“They just offered it to her.” says Lem. “If we were there.”
“Lem were they trying to kill her?” asks a man.
“Possibly!” says Lem.
Silence.
“So! It didn’t scare you?” says Lem.
“I chose not to be scared.” says Pat.
“What else did you buy from those artists?” asks Lacey.
“Paint.” she says. “Yes. Watercolor.”
“Hmm.” says Lacey. “Did you buy anything else to fascinate people?”
“Yes. …A sort of meth.” she says. “And…cigarettes.”
“Did you ever love your husband?” asks Lacey.
“Yes.” she says. “At first.”
“What is it about Joe that you adore!?” says Lacey.
She sighs.
Joe weeps.
“He’s not who I thought he was.” says Lacey.
“No!” says Pat.
“So what was it!?” says Lacey.
She thinks. “He’s smart!” she says.
“Is he able to love you?” says Lacey.
“Yes.” she says.
“You really made impression on him!” says Lacey.
“I DID!” says Pat.
“Well…you’re together now!” says Lacey.
“Yes.” says Pat.
“So you thought that doing heroin would be charming!?” says Jan to her.
“YES.” says Pat.
“Why!?” he says.
“It was considered exotic.” says Lacey. “And sexy.”
“Why sexy?” says Jan.
“Because people associated it with Geishas and…beautiful Chinese women. And…adventure.” says Lacey.
“That’s very accurate actually.” says a dead British man.
“I suppose I was trying to be a Geisha.” says Pat.
“Lem…did you think of Asian women?” asks God.
“No.” says Lem.
“Anyway…I don’t think there’s a way to fit in with us.” says Casi to Lacey.
“Uh oh.” says Lacey.
“Goodnight!” says Lem. “We’re extremely tired.”
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