“What a sight! Woof woof!” says JFK laughing, in the past, about Lem.
Sexy Fuck by Hotdog plays in the background.
Lacey stands by her refrigerator. Wearing lingerie. Long curls. Watching.
As prompted by living people to consider JFK.
“Jack…why are you being so mean to Lem!??” says Lacey sincerely.
“I’m teasing him.” says JFK, in the past, to explain.
“About what though?” says Lacey
“He wants me.” says JFK.
“Or he doesn’t. …And you were perverted.” says Lacey. “But okay. …Let’s assume he did.” says Lacey rolling her eyes.
Jack fumes.
“What!? You said it!” says Lacey. “You’re so desperate to talk about it. Let’s talk about it!”
“Lacey!! He’s EXTREMELY UPTIGHT!” yells a gay man who’s a flight attendant.
“Oh no! He’s an EXPERT!” says Lacey. “And I just wanna learn!”
“So…he wants me.” says JFK very self-righteously to Lacey.
“And then what!?” says Lacey.
“He doesn’t want you!!!!” yells JFK, his face literally contorting into a pathetic pout, uncontrollably.
“Well…I’m not so sure about that.” says Lacey, as she stands wearing very supposedly sexy lingerie.
“No!! HE’S GAY!!! He doesn’t want you!!!!” yells JFK, looking like Gollum.
“Can you try to control yourself!?” scoffs Lacey. “Don’t be such a loser.
Let’s talk about this.”
“She’s an elite Viking. …Try to understand, Jack.” says Adolf Hitler, kindly to JFK.
Jack feels admonished. Calms himself.
“Listen! I understand you like to spread your legs for everyone! …But I don’t.” says JFK to Lacey, primly.
“That’s absurd. …You were a sex predator who slept with hundreds of people.” says Lacey. “I’ve slept with 12 at most. Including dead men.”
“She’s right. That’s absurd, Jack.” says Constantine.
“But I’m a man!!” says JFK.
“You said that he wants you.” says Lacey. “That makes no sense.”
“Why?” says JFK.
“Because you just seem like an babbling loser idiot who can’t figure anything out.” says Lacey. “Or a heartless fool.”
He thinks.
“Jack. …Why are you being so mean to him if he wants you. …I don’t understand it!” says Lacey very sincerely.
Jack thinks.
“So…the idea is…
Listen…I do sex. Perfectly. Brilliantly. …I don’t think about it.” he says. “So…give me a moment.”
“Jack. I don’t have all day.” says Lacey.
“So…the idea is…he wants me.” says Jack.
“Yeah.
But why are you being mean?” says Lacey.
Jack thinks. “Because everyone wants me. …Everyone. And it’s a huge inconvenience to me to have to spread my legs for him. …I’m a very big deal. …Fucking me is…SO MUCH!! …So…he’s really accomplishing something by fucking me. …And I’m giving him a hard time…because…I’d rather not have to have sec with him. …I’m above sex. …As a Christian Catholic Irishman. …I don’t really want to. …I only do it because I’m so sexy…and I just can’t help myself. …And God has to understand. Because…I’m too sexy to handle myself.
So…even though I’m made for Heaven. And OBVIOUSLY there’s no sex in Heaven…because sex is gross and weird…and it’s OBVIOUSLY bad…like SO BAD…
I’m…putting out for him. …I’m going to put out for him.” says JFK, like it’s a REALLY big deal.
“You’re UGLY.” says Lacey. “I’m dripping with sex. …You’re a dried up prune to look at. Sexually. Flat ass. Scrawny knock-kneed body. Huge hair on top like a literal mop. With a tiny ugly dick. …Huge mouth with teeth you can’t help showing off in your idiotic narcissism CONSTANTLY. …I don’t understand why you think you’re SUCH a big deal…sexually. …Why…are you acting like it’s such a big deal!? You WANT sex. Constantly. …You’re raping people every day. …It makes no sense Jack.” says Lacey. “You’re being mean.”
He thinks.
“Okay.
But the idea is that…he wants me. And like…so bothered by it.” says Jack.
“Yes!!
But why!? Where did that start?” says Lacey.
“Yeah. I know. I’m not the first person to say that.” says Jack.
“It started with women who actually were that wanted, Jack. For sex.” says Elliott. “And they never lifted a finger. No raping. No seducing. No nothing. …So they actually were bothered. …You’re not one of those women.”
“What if he fucked me up the ass?” says JFK. “And I had to prep.”
“And it was a huge inconvenience for you?” asks Lacey.
JFK nods.
“How much prep can it be!??” says Lacey, confused.
“Pooping. Lube.” says Jack.
“You’re a prissy cold bitch!” says Lacey.
“I know.” says the flight attendant.
“But the idea is that…I’m inconvenienced. And he knows that!” says JFK, crying.
“Jack. Did this even happen!? Or did you imagine it!?” says Elliott.
“He imagined it. Lem was straight.” says God. “But let’s keep going.”
“So what if you’re inconvenienced!?!” says Lacey.
“So…I’m inconvenienced. And my guy knows that. …He understands I’m a busy man. I’ve got lots to handle! …So…I’ve got to…set aside time…to prep.” says JFK. “I’m not a woman. But I have allergies. And rheumatism. …And…I have to…prep.”
“Oh! Enemas!?” says Lacey.
“Yes?” says JFK.
“Wow!!! …So you have to poop!?!” says Lacey.
He cries.
“OH MY GOSH!!!!
WOW!!!” says Lacey mockingly.
“I mean…it’s a lot of work.” says JFK.
“Not really.” says Lacey. “Not for good sex.”
“She’s right. He’s not a child.” says a British woman.
“Jack…if you’re an adult…I’m confused. …Why is pooping for the love of your eternity…such a big deal!?”
“I mean…it hurts.” says JFK, crying.
“Not forever. Eventually men get used to it.” says Lacey. “I’ve researched it.”
“Well…I didn’t know. And it was special to us.” says Jack.
“Then why cheat on him and never openly acknowledge your feelings?” says Lacey. “If he loved you…you brutally tortured him.”
“Fine!!
You’re right.
My inability to commit to him or openly and lovingly discuss ANYTHING of a sexual or romantic nature…wasn’t…at all loving. It was sadistic and abusive.” says JFK. “But he wanted me!!!”
“No. He might not have. You might have just fooled him into thinking he did. Using scarcity mechanisms. Psychologically. That’s not love. That’s brainwashing.” says Lacey. “Women do it too. Especially annoying and mid-level ones of the past.” She thinks. “And just like them you’re completely PATHETIC. So unaware of yourself!
…Jack…did you want the sex or not?”
“Yes.” he admits.
“Then why make such a big deal!??” says Lacey.
“Because it hurt?” he says.
“Mmm…not a good reason. If you give a shit about him, mostly.”
“Because…I’m a prize.” says JFK.
“So is he.” says Lacey. “To God.”
“Because I had to prep.” says JFK.
“Big deal!” says Lacey.
He looks gloomy.
“You’re nothing like my mom or Jackie at all.” he says.
“Well…that’s a lot to unpack.
…But…Jack…I don’t understand.
Why…would a man want to fuck you…really…after being scolded and rejected?” says Lacey.
“Because…if he was even attracted to me at all…and maybe he wasn’t…I was inconvenienced. …And my needs as a lady…in the relationship…mean that I’m A VERY BIG DEAL. …I’m…what he wants. So…I’m gonna make him work for it. Because then he will think it’s worth more. And then he’ll know I’m insecure. And he’ll love me.” says JFK.
“Why not cut to the chase?” says Lacey. “It’s the same thing.” She thinks. “You’re just offering him yourself. …So why bother? It’s so…pigsty.”
More Than A Woman by Bee Gees plays.
Ten evil hearted gay men who look hilarious because they look DUMB wearing lipstick and nails…but don’t cognitively know that anymore nor want to be told that…look ugly-tall in tall heels…but try to walk like a woman.
“LOOK AT THAT KISSER!!!” says Lacey. “DAMN!! That’s an ORGASM!!!”
2:35
“TIGHT!!!” yells Lacey.
And at that a woman with HUGE fake boobs rolls by with them resting on a wheel chair so she can walk.
“She’s arousing.” says Lacey mockingly. “Poor thing. …She should have them removed.”
“Yeah. Those aren’t real.” says another flight attendant.
“MAN! …Men don’t understand orgasms.” says Lacey. “Bigger!! Faster!! Harder!!” says Lacey.
“Taller!” she says about the man in heels.
“Shit!!!” says Lacey.
“Cyrus isn’t a woman Lacey. He’s insane. Or a…mutant trying to label himself.” says Donald Trump. “I’m sorry he fooled you.”
“He’s SO VAIN.” says Lacey. “He can’t take any criticism. …But he pretends to be so deep!” She rolls her eyes. “If he’s a woman at all…he’s a pretentiously loving, silly, bourgeois bitch.”
“Did he come on to you?” says Donald Trump.
“Yes. As a joke. To feel superior. …Because he was narcissistically offended that I was so genuinely nice.” says Lacey.
“I mean she’s an idiot. Right!? She has to be!! Or…I’m inferior to her!!” says Cyrus.
His father laughs at him. “You are…ridiculous looking. Why not take her criticism?”
“You CANNOT SAY THAT!!” yells Cyrus at his dad.
“Why!? You do look…hideous. …People just lie about it.” says Lacey. “And, if it’s allowed in Heaven, sometimes you look nice. …Really. But sometimes you look…AWFUL.”
“Yeah. She’s right.” says his father.
“Why are you so touchy!??” says Lacey to Cyrus.
“Maybe you are vain…Cyrus.” says a flight attendant.
“I lack confidence.” says Cyrus.
Lacey stares. Silently.
“I doubt it! But that would make some sense possibly.” says Lacey, doubtfully.
“He’s narcissistic. …But he lies about it.” says an actress.
“Yeah.” says Lacey. “Listen…your advice…is ANNOYING…when you can’t take ANY advice yourself. …EVER.”
He primly ignores her.
“Do you fuck your dad?” says a woman to Cyrus. “I don’t understand your…schtick. And sometimes it seems like you’re flirting with him. And he’s not your dad but your pimp.”
“True.” says Lacey. “So…sally sunshine. Shall we keep going? …You’re a fake. …And…I actually did care about you. As just a person. …That’s all. …I hope your dad…doesn’t molest you. Because if he has…you seem confused now and to think you’re in love with him or wanted it.”
(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life by Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes plays.
Lacey laughs.
“Cyrus…you are hard to read. In that way. So…if that’s an accident…you should probably be aware of that.” says Lacey.
The song plays.
“This song perfectly mocks pedophilia.” says Lacey. “LOVE IT!”
Jack Kennedy dances to the song.
“Except…you don’t owe it all to Lem. …Because…you had to poop. And prep.” says Lacey. “And it really hurt. …So…I guess you can’t honestly sing this. …Or dance to it neither.” says Lacey. “Darn! …I guess…you can’t make love as a gay man? Really? …Or…what? …He should have helped you?”
“He helped me all of the time!” says JFK.
“Yeah. But…then…why…badger him?” says Lacey.
“Because…I don’t like being inconvenienced.” says JFK.
“Who the fuck are you!?” says Lacey.
“JFK!” says JFK.
“SO BLOODY WHAT!?” says Lacey.
“I agree.” says Emperor Constantine. “I was never that…demanding…”
“And he’s EMPEROR CONSTANTINE.” says Lacey.
“I wasn’t either. Obviously.” says Marilyn Monroe.
“Neither was I.” says Arthur Miller.
“Neither was I!!” yells King Henry VIII.
“Jack…what made your cock…SO amazing to suck? As Lem had to pleasure himself? Or whatever it is you claim happened?” says Lacey.
Too Much Heaven by Bee Gees plays as Jack Kennedy walks around. Eight & Bob and Caswell Massey do closeups of their flat asses shoved into tight expensive pants to look shapely or sexy somehow. It’s poop city. Not sex city. They have…asses made for taking a shit. Not arousing people. Although they’re very insecure about that. Because that’s…genetic poverty.
“Jack why did you have to fuck your friends?” asks a gay man, smirking.
No answer.
“Jack…what was so great about your ass? Or cock? Or something?” says Lacey.
The song plays.
“Jack? What was it?” asks Lacey.
The song plays.
“You had it! As a teenager. But you didn’t know it was real.” says JFK.
Let’s Stay Together by Al Green plays.
“Okay.” says Lacey.
The song plays.
Awkward silence.
The song plays.
“I mean…that was real?” says Lacey.
The song plays.
“Yes.” says JFK, awkwardly.
The song plays.
“So I slept with you…your father…and Joe?” says Lacey.
“Yes.” says JFK.
She exhales sharply. Thoughtfully.
The song plays.
The song restarts.
Lacey is oddly quiet.
“She’s very good in bed, isn’t she!?” says Elliott Roosevelt.
“Well…there’s no need to say that.” says Lacey.
“No! YOU ARE.” says Elliott.
“Really?” says Lacey, sweetly and sincerely.
He thinks. “YES.” he says.
She thinks.
The song plays.
The song restarts.
Jack Kennedy cries.
He nods yes.
“Yes, she is!?” says Elliott.
“Yes!!” he yells.
“As a bisexual?” says a truly gay man.
“Yes. …If you like women…she’s one of the best women to ever live.” says Elliott.
“I’d say the same thing about him.” says Lacey.
“So would all of his wives.” says Faye Emerson sincerely.
“Yes. …That’s just Elliott Roosevelt.” says Lacey.
“See…I’m trying to be him. Or he’s like me.
But this song…is…about…REAL LOVE.” says Al Green.
“Yeah. It’s…SO BEAUTIFUL.” says Lacey.
He nods.
The song plays.
“SO!” says Lacey. “Jack…why was your dick…so FANTASTIC?” says Lacey.
“Yeah.” says Elliott.
The song restarts.
“Jack!” says Elliott. “What was so special about your cock?”
The song plays.
“We’re still waiting to find out.” says Lacey.
The song plays.
“See…I know love like this exists, but I never experienced that cause I’m a super narcissist.” says Chris Hayes.
His wife nods.
“But she is too…and we love each other somehow…so it all just kind of works out.” says Chris Hayes, shrugging. Kate, his wife, hugs him.
The song restarts.
“There’s nothing about his cock or any cock humanly possible.” says God.
“That’s a fact.” says Satan.
“Yeah. It’s nonsense.” says a demon. “He had nothing special physically about him at all. His ‘motion in the ocean’ was never going to compensate for his tiny dick and ugly body and personality disorders.”
September by Earth, Wind & Fire plays.
“Motion doesn’t make up for lack of size. If we’re being honest.” says Lacey.
“That’s a lie. Women tell.” says Lem. “And we believe them.”
“True. Size does matter. …The thing is…you do have to know what you’re doing with it too. …So…perhaps that’s where the lie came from.” says Lacey.
“So size doesn’t make up for…bad moves?” says a man.
“Exactly.” says Lacey.
“Umm…so…Jack had absolutely nothing special if he was looking to give anyone pleasure.” says God.
“But…he could enjoy pleasure himself!!!!” says Lacey with cheer.
The song plays.
She mockingly dances.
“So if you’re looking for EXCRUCIATING SEXUAL FRUSTRATION…to where you want to claw your face off…Jack Kennedy is your guy!!!” says Lacey with mocking brightness.
The song loudly restarts.
Jack Kennedy speeds around on a motorboat. Steering. Wearing RayBans. Linen pants billowing at his ass. But perfectly tailored to flatter his body and make it look better than it is. He’s wearing a billowing shirt too, of course. Because…that needs help too…from a good tailor to look appealing. He turns around and glances. Hair matching his billowing clothes to look…far more masculine and manly than he is. And it works on camera. WELL. …His hair is proportionally in keeping with the tailoring. Even the swim trunks. And he poses. …But if you really look? YUCK. …It’s actually gross. Poor man…
But on his boat…in the wind…with sunglasses…AWWWRIGHT.
More Than Anything, You’re My Everything by Barry White plays.
“Is he your everything sweetie!? Aww! So…what do you do when he’s naked…and the winds not blowing?” says Lacey to Lem, sincerely. “Or rather just what do you do when he’s naked? The wind blowing might actually make it worse.” 
Cyrus cringes.
“Oh, nevermind that’s what we’re going for. Let’s just know what what happens when the wind’s blowing and he’s naked!” says Lacey. “I mean his penis shrinking and then that body in the wind with the hair!?!”
The song plays.
“You know if he actually had a personality that was loving I might think that you were like…in love with him…but I’m just confused. What the fuck? What the actual fuck…what the actual fuck Lem did you think was worth it about this piece of shit…at all!?” says Lacey, objectively.
The song plays.
“I mean, he photographs well. But I have slept with him and he’s awful. It’s like sleeping with a wet rag a giant wet rag.” says Lacey. “It’s as sexual as sleeping with a wet rag. Just a wet cold washrag on a bed.”
“There’s no way Lem was asexual…so sorry!” says the CIA.
The song restarts.
“So you literally prompted the holocaust by saving that man’s ass, but mother nature itself was trying to kill him?” Barry White asks Lem.
“Yes.” says God.
“It’s AN AMazING STORY…oF Love….AnD FRiENDSHIP!!” YAY!!!” says Lacey mocking gay men.
The song restarts.
“So he wanted you, but you couldn’t be bothered to poop and then it hurt at first and that irritated you?
…But he had to fuck himself while fucking you…or lie about it. …And then he put up with your sexual abuse of him, and mental abuse of him and physical abuse of him, and psychological abuse of him and the fact that you fucked like trillions of other people…and put it all up in his face to hurt him…and then you have like nothing to offer him? …But he wasn’t like a materialistic person…so you gave him money…but that wasn’t that really important to him either…so he just shoot-up heroin after you’re died…because he was so sad that you died????
But like…I’m just trying to figure out Jack…if I’m supposed to keep taking you seriously and everyone’s forcing me too…and I have a headache right now…
I’m just trying to figure out…what the fuck…you ever gave him!?” says Lacey.
“I mean it was a really big deal to suck my cock.
OK!??
Get over it!!
He LIVED FOR ME!!!
Geez!!!
So…that’s all he got.
Man!! YOU ARE SLOW!!!!
*he nods his head like she’s restarted and he’s having to force himself to stoop to her level of stupidity*
He checked himself off his list? Okay!? He got himself off!!
Man! You are dumb!!! YOU ARE!!
He sucked my cock…and that was all he ever needed as a human.
Ever!!! OKAY!!! Ever!!!!” says Jack Kennedy, laughing at her like she’s an idiot.
Superstition by Stevie Wonder plays.
A group of 5 million gay men VIOLENTLY grab pitchforks to be humorous. And witty. …Ironic, if you will.
They line up. Marching. Trying to look badass. Tight jeans. Gucci belts. Sunglasses. Tan. “SO CHIC”.
“I don’t have to have sex!!” they all say. “It’s superstition to think that as a gay men I have sexual needs physically that I need met.”
“Bobby, Lacey is far superior lawyer to you. You suck shit compared to her!” says Barack Obama. “I guarantee you if she was allowed to actually challenge me, I might lose! …SINCERELY!!”
“I’m not in your family…you fucking retard!” Lacey’s father Tom Banks forces her to say to Bobby Kennedy Junior.
The song restarts.
“Yes. I used that to harass her. When she did a Google search. …SO WHAT!?” says Bobby at 5 foot 9 inches, smiling like an idiot.
“Yes. Mental retardation and mental illness runs in my mom’s family. …SO…WHAT!?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, who can’t stop grinning.
The song plays.
“Bobby…you look like you have mental retardation sometimes…your facial features sometimes look mentally retarded…almost like you have Down Syndrome.” says God. “You needed to believe Lacey months ago when she told you that she really isn’t attracted to you.”
The song restarts.
The gay men march.
“Where are you going?” Lacey yells at them.
“It’s a march!!!” yell the gay men.
“I understand!!!
Where are you marching to and what are you going to do when you get there?” says Lacey.
“We’re going to yell…and protest.” they say to Lacey.
“How does that help anything??” says Lacey.
“No…I completely hear what you’re saying…and that was Trump’s logic and you know that.” says Elon Musk, rubbing his forehead. 
“I’m just waiting to find out what they’re going to do.” says Lacey.
“Well we’re just taking things slowly.” they say.
“Is it me that you’re yelling at or somebody else?” she says.
“ you obviously because you don’t understand I don’t need sex. I just masturbate myself with my hand and some lube and then I suck cock and I get really good orgasms and I’m really good at getting myself off too at the same time. or sometimes we touch other with our hands only 30% of gay men have have but socks but we give a child a really good orgasms with our hands and our mouth because our teeth are in our mouth and that isn’t really how are vaginas or a butt hole that’s more of a hole that’s tied around the penis that gives a pleasure but if you put your lips over your mouth and you force your face to do that and then you can twerk your tongue and you can kind of make it seem like a vagina or a butt hole and it’s not as annoying as being fucked in the ass and we don’t have vaginas obviously so then that’s all we have to work with. So we just I guess we just have a mouth that isn’t really shaped for sexual pleasure of a penis and people just lied about that but if you really focus you can kind of make it work and it’s a lot of mental effort and there’s no sexual pleasure physically involved, obviously for a mouth But mentally you can enjoy it and then your hip your penis obviously has wet dreams if you don’t jack off well enough so if you don’t masturbate well enough as a man with your own hands because that’s all we have and of course straight people could masturbate each other to, but they don’t need to because they have a penis and a vagina and those things are made for socks in the hands of the mouth really aren’t, but we lie about that because we’re pulling cool!! so the mouth isn’t really a sexual thing but we’ve lied about that for several different app. Decades and people have forcefully fed the American public. The idea that oral sex is really great it’s a conspiracy somewhat so it’s good but it’s not like vaginal sex and it’s not as good as but sucks really either but but text hurts and the orgasms that you get from about sex or not. It’s got a sign felt says they are Because they’re kind of weird it’s like you get high in your head and they’re not really a satisfying as straight people orgasms but they’re good. I am bisexual and I’ve had both and yeah the orgasms you get with a vagina or vastly superior but we lie about that. I mean to be honest, homosexual sex is shit physically compared to heterosexual sex hands down. I mean we’re fucked and not in a good way but that’s just not some thing we can do anything about because it’s what we want and you know that and I have a feeling you’ve wondered why we keep shooting ourselves in the foot with that one, because you knew that eventually this would come out.” says a bisexual man. “ as you know, the pleasure you experienced when your father molested you was different and better than what you’ve been able to experience since because your brain is traumatized and you’re scared to have sex now, so when you molest child you take away their ability to enjoy sex like a normal person because they’re too scared to let their body relax because they were sexually molested and it’s better if you weren’t brutalized psychologically by your abuser, you can let go and enjoy yourself more and then there are some people who are so far off the deep end that they think they’re enjoying it and they’re really not because they were so abused and then there are some people who where does abused and can relax and enjoy it but you can’t because you were brutally molested but even comparatively I’m sure you know that it still is infinitely better to have heterosexual sex because even though you can’t get back your brain because you were so fried by trauma you can you can still enjoy good heterosexual sex and apparently you’re better than most people so I think a lot of people have really shitty sex like really bad sucks and they don’t really know because they’re arrogant and conceited and they have no fucking clue what they’re talking about unlike you. And instead of just being honest about how dumb they are people today, think that they know everything, there’s an amazing lack of humility, and most living people to a humorous degree if we could laugh at ourselves more.
But but so, so Jack was not tense because he was molested. He was tense because he had sexual desires, but he didn’t understand what that was because he was too stupid and backward.
But anyway, yeah and maybe someday when you’re dead you’ll finally be able to let go of the incredible trauma that you experienced. Enjoy and enjoy sex and on that note, no shit OK obviously when we’re dead if we’re still able to be homosexual’s, Lord, willing in my opinion From my perspective not yours obviously because you don’t know but from my perspective, if I am still able to be homosexual, I really hope that you’re right because we’ve talked about it and you’re right I really hope that will have something better than a butt hole or our hands or mouth because no and then you can try to make someone come and if your love, obviously, that’s why it’s pleasurable, but It’s the actual physical experience of the bites or the mouth or the hands is inferior I mean that’s just science.
And I am going to preemptively say because I know you’re right, that is basically impossible. It’s basically impossible. These gay men that I am currently trying to protect as a Democrat or probably not fuck-“ says a bisexual in the CIA.
Tucker Carlson laughs.
“ no I want to hear what they have to say to meet with their pitchforks and their self righteousness I would love to hear.” says Lacey.
“ we don’t need mutual sexual pleasure!” says a gay man.
“ so you just masturbate yourself then?” says Lacey.
“ yes, masturbation that’s the answer!” he says.
“ OK but I masturbate too sometimes in a sense other not quite like that but I have and I’ve also had actual sex and actual sex is vastly preferable and that’s just fact. so how are you sexually satisfied when you’re giving more than you’re getting? And you’re just giving it to yourself?” says Lacey.
The CIA laughs.
“ because I don’t need to I’m superior to you.” he says.
“ how is it superior to not need a mutual sexual relationship?” says Lacey.
“ because I have no needs of my own I masturbate symbolically. Mostly I mean I’d I do kind of need to get off a little a tiny bit here and there just a hair! Just a smidgen! But I don’t really have sexual needs of my own and it’s not because I am a sexual when I was a slutty single man I slept with guys left and right 10 times a day I mean it was insane I could impress you and make you think you’re a worthless compared to me that way, but I won’t do that to you because I’m a really nice person! But um, but I am I don’t have those needs anymore not because I am asexual, but because I have evolved into a committed relationship.” he says on behalf of the millions of gay men.
Elliott laughs.
“ so so you think that you’re married now and pretty with your Gucci belt?” says Lacey.
He looks confused.
“ no because you think that now that you’re married and one of the pretty people that you don’t need sex anymore?” says Lacey.
“ yes I I don’t feel the need to have my sexual needs met with mutual arousal are mutual pleasure or anything like that I just don’t because I think that giving is more than receiving and so I just don’t my dick. Just kind of hangs there and I touch it but I mean my husband could cut it off and I could poop out of my feet, and I could lick the floor for him and smash my face into a wall, and it would make me happy because I’d like the bitch women I couldn’t handle that shit I can’t because I’m a man.” he says.
“ so then do you exist?” says God.
“ no not really but I could handle that because I have an ego and that’s all I am just a giant ego who eats my husband’s shit list the floor clean for him and has no needs of my own.” he says.
“ so you’re just an ego I never created you as an individual person?” says God.
“ oh, I refuse to except that I have needs and wants of my own because then that would mean that I am in a bad relationship. And that I am not actually getting my sexual needs met at all. Yeah! Oh, I prefer to think of myself, as just a God of love, and I get headaches a lot I’ve started to develop kind of an inability to taste food, sometimes. And sometimes I find that I don’t really want to do anything other than just sit, and think. I just like to sit and think and ponder. Because because because it’s just fun to sit.
And I don’t want to have help from women no, thank you I am a man go away. I don’t need help from you! I’m just going to sit and be superior and not need a woman and just be better than everyone who is not like that and then I love my husband and I are just going to be better so.
So I understand that LNDN have sexual needs of his own. I get more pleasure out of licking the floor for my husband if necessary what time he had me do that when he was really mad at me and then I just went in right away to the bathroom wash my mouth out with hydrogen peroxide gargled for about 10 minutes and I was fine. I got a little bit of a sick sick stomach and I vomited for about two days after that But that’s the price of love that’s the price of marriage that’s the price of life.
You lick the floor. You suck the cock and and then you just don’t complain because only losers complain, losers like my mother losers like his mother losers like all the women who just can’t take it. All the women who just can’t take the heat because let me tell you when I suck his cock I bring the heat.
I mean, I give him orgasms that would make you wish you’d never been born by comparison.
Aunts and sometimes I think maybe he doesn’t even like orgasms anymore because we have so many and they’re so intense that it’s just like why even bother you know there’s so much love between us that I can just lick the floor and suck his cock and then I just wash my mouth out with hydrogen peroxide.
Oh, and and then I did and then I just and then I am, and I just I just sit there and think.
I just sit there and think and I don’t cry because I’m not a loser like a woman.
I’m not a loser I’m a winner, winner winner, chicken dinner
Winner, winner, chicken, dinner.
Winner winner
Winner, winner, chicken, dinner!
*he says…rocking himself back and forth in an expensive chair…in an expensive beautiful old house…alone*
Winner, winner, chicken, dinner!
Winner winner!“ he says.
“ can I talk to you?” says Cyrus.
“ yeah yeah yeah you can talk to me sure!” he says.
Cyrus nods. “ you know we do have sexual needs of our own. I’m just gonna say it she’s right.” they say.
He laughs.
“ do you think I’m a man or a woman?” says Cyrus.
“ I think you’re a man!” he says.
“ where does that thought come from? do you know?” says Cyrus.
“ I mean, it’s just common sense!” he says.
Cyrus has to leave. They apologize.
“ so so you’re not a loser like a woman?” says Lacey.
“ nope!” he says.
“ so you lick the floor literally sometimes and get sick even though you wash your whole mouth out with hydrogen peroxide?” says Lacey.
“ yes!” he says proudly.
“ how many times a week do you do that?” says Lacey.
“ I mean it’s it’s only happened about four or five times in the last year.” he says.
“ so when you throw up, does he temporary hate you?” says Lacey.
“ yes, of course it does but I can take it.” he says. “ he he he loves me a lot and he shows that!”
“ how does he show that for you physically in the bedroom?” says Lacey.
“ well, I mean he doesn’t really but we kiss and cuddle and then I look at him naked and he looks at me naked and then I give him oral sex and I masturbate.” he says.
“is he a lot to look at?” says Lacey.
“ no not anymore I’ve gotten tired of looking at him. I am totally sick of looking at him to be honest but I still look at him sometimes and see the man that I once fell in love with.” he says.
“and could you pull someone more attractive than that?” says Lacey.
He looks uneasy.
They sit.
“ and what about that guy down the street who has a really nice ass?” says Lacey.
He laughs.
“ oh, you wouldn’t touch that because because why?” says Lacey.
“ because I’m in a committed relationship and I don’t cheat.” he says.
“ oh and you have that special bond between you and your husband it’s so tight man all the things he could do for you there’s Hipson I mean just the curve of the butt cut it makes you want to slap it. I bet you just wanna slap his ass sometimes because it’s so hard and strong just wanna slap it?” says Lacey
“ I know I don’t want to slap my husband’s ass I want to slap the ass of the man down the street and you know that and you’re poking fun at me like a loser!” he says.
“ so you do you do admit it you do wanna slap that man’s ass do you like to go slap it right now?” says Lacey.
“ I did not say that!” he says
“ do you get along with that man?” says Lacey.
He’s quiet.
“ you do get along with him doubt you do you love him really well you are into him a lot a different places around the neighborhood?” says Lacey.
“ yes I do and we go to the same church.” he says.
“ that’s funny so I bet he would probably fuck you in the kitchen. You guys could kiss and he could hold you when you get a hold him he could touch other and then you’d bend over and just take it because you know you want it.” says Lacey.
He laughs.
“ and what’s his name?” says Lacey.
He keeps laughing.
“ yeah you could take it but then your husband would kill you when he or heat slap you up and you probably end up crying and wishing you were dead?” says Lacey.
“ you’re right. Yeah that’s absolutely accurate.” he says.
“ don’t worry he won’t hear this conversation he slap you torture you if he even knew.” says Lacey.
“yeah, that’s true!” he says.
“ so then you’re a liar .
You do have sexual needs of your own you’re just dying inside but you don’t give a damn?” says Lacey.
“ yep!” he says.
“ you know, women and men are both human or the same species sweetie.” says Lacey. “ I think a lot of those conspiracy theories about the illuminati being made of lizards are because people can’t believe that a human could do what the illuminati seems to be doing. But they don’t really understand human psychology and they don’t really understand. A little lizard probably couldn’t actually do with those people are doing. The shape shifting thing to seems like an excuse for some cognitive dissonance that pseudo intellectuals don’t really know how to handle.”
“ I do have sexual needs of my own I admit it!” he says.
“so yeah, you do.” says Lacey. “ and you’re lying?”
“ yeah, both those answers are trash. There are a few that are somewhat on us but for the most part now we’re full of it we do have sexual needs of our own.” he says.
“ why do you guys use the privilege of your minority and your accomplishments? You can call them that to be so evil?” says Lacey.
“That’s a very good question.” he says
“ you threw all of hell at her in the last 10 years that could possibly be thrown at her and I you I mean the entire liberal illuminati in America. Should it exist. And so you are going through a massive upheaval right now and the country may or may not survive. Because you don’t understand that it’s a strange thing to want to do to one individual person who is a private citizen, who is just writing a blog who is the woman who’s feminine that’s a very weird thing to desire so strongly to do. It’s up it was a weird choice to make because if there’s not energy for it like scientifically spiritually it doesn’t really make any sense.
Because she was just minding her own business and then you did this to her.
And she’s withstanding it with my help, but it’s really only my help in a very, very ordinary scientific way. I have not got any great lengths to really do much because I haven’t been able to entirely do it because things are so evil. Actually That would be a bad idea in certain cases because of what you’re doing to her
Her background is stronger than your will when it comes to hierarchy. he her authority by a sort of divine right of kings is far more majestic the JFK’s ever was or anyone in the family. . Lamb is her husband Eddie and he is with her, but there’s a part of her that Hass to be loved or he becomes meaningless. And because he’s not superior to her, she’s superior to him. So, if he doesn’t love her, he loses his authority over her as a man, and seems like nothing, and he could be with somebody else, but that would be a defilement of all of reality, and the universe itself you’re challenging the force of gravity, by trying to separate them.
And you’re doing that rusting on a premise that is really about your own lie that you don’t need sexual gratification as your own person. So you’ve proven that’s a lie you’ve lost the argument with her. There is no way for you to win. He was obviously a heterosexual. There was nothing keeping him in that relationship with Jack, other than some misguided idea that he had about loyalty and marriage. He believed that he was homosexual, but he was not. and so there was nothing keeping him other than his misunderstandings and it’s took him a very long time to understand that.
You don’t have to believe her, but I am God so if you have more faith to believe what I’m saying right now, then she does then I challenge you to do that for your own good and hers. But I warn you the only reason she doesn’t believe that is because of you and people like you who are using my name in vain.
You’re using my name and the Holy Spirit in vain to try to make it seem like you have truth for me that you don’t have and then you get mad at her when she points out to you that you have a flaw in what you’re saying. There’s no excuse for that. Satan is not that stupid. What you’re doing genuinely makes no sense she’s not exaggerating. She’s being literal. It doesn’t make any sense.
Lem’s really couldn’t have been that happy at Jack’s wedding gift given the context of who he was and that their relationship and the evidence we have to support that which is unassailable evidence there’s absolutely no way in reality that he could’ve been as happy at that wedding as he was. And it’s not fake there’s no way that anyone could fake that even without falling apart and unfortunately for her Camilla Parker Bowles demonstrated that. There’s no way that you can argue your way out of this you’ve lost.
Their marriage is no stronger than Jack and Lem’s supposed soulmate love.
There’s no way do you hear me there’s no way he was gay or even bisexual or pansexual. It’s impossible psychologically, and the only way to account for that that joy that he had is heterosexuality that’s the only possible explanation.
There is no other explanation you’re not hearing me there is no other explanation.” says God.
“ but then I just feel this incredible coldness.” he admits.
“ that’s because she’s partially dead and she’s somewhat of a ghost because people like you unfortunately have killed her without her being able to die because she has kids. If I have to kill their entire family and shock the world, I will do that. I’ve not done that for a reason, but I will blow them up or throw their plane into the ocean and crash them. I will do something to kill them if I have to to take them to be with me.” says God.
“ that’s not possible that’s not God that’s not gods voice I’ve learned through charismatic Christians to listen and hear God’s voice.
*Bobby starts humming*
Birds of a flutter we will talk together birds of a feather we will flock to gather.
That’s love that’s the sound of Jesus he’s talking through me because I am a Christian filled with love. I have a Christian filled with the love of Christ, so I can endure their mockery. I can endure their painful accusations against me in my family. And yes, I’ve tried to suffocate her and yes, my uncle threw her down the stairs and almost paralyzed her, but that’s just being human
Why would my uncle do that because sometimes sex is too sexy. Her sex is too sexy. It’s it’s kind of like orgasms that are too intense that are gay. It’s not it’s not that you have to be in love with your boyfriend or your husband. It’s that it’s not the orgasm. It’s too strong. So inside felt those men obviously weren’t in love they were just having really good sex, but then the orgasm became too strong for them and so it got weird but they didn’t want to say that because that would make things awkward. It’s not that they were chauvinistic dumbasses like Olivia, but want me to tell you yeah and if they were lying about their sexual emotional needs because they were chauvinistic man no that’s really not what it was him. It’s that they were him they were experimenting they went a little too far like a bunch of cool Brose,
*he laughs and nods his head*
They went a little too far like a bunch of cool Brose, and they made an orgasm that was a little too intense!
Look, if anyone knows that love is not necessary in a relationship. It’s a Kennedy.
You don’t need to be a love you don’t need to respect your partner you don’t need to give a fuck about them there’s something magical… there’s something magical beyond just socks and love. There’s something magical that exists beyond just the comprehension that we have of the world. No loves not the word for it. I think I invented it every day of the week with my wife Cheryl.
It’s not love it’s not friendship from the Buddhist and Indians call it something to do with the soul.
But it’s not love. That’s a bunch of archaic bullshit.
No, it’s not love it’s it’s the sparkle glitter that exists in the ether of of the imaginary mind which is real.
So you don’t have to be kind to your partner you don’t have to be kind to anybody because there’s the sparkle ether dust.
And there’s the sparkle ether dust that comprises the relationship that isn’t really a relationship because it goes beyond that I mean it goes beyond a relationship and then it becomes 00, a loves light light source of the cosmos to be a beacon in in the rain for the aliens.
What is this thing that we all experience? It’s not friendship. It’s not loyalty. It’s not love. It’s not companionship. It’s not sports. It’s not family love because if its family loves, and Lacey was almost like an aunt to me and that’s that’s why I’m happy because I think she cares about me. So that’s not what it is because I can’t stand her.
It it’s it’s not that it’s not love. It’s not family love.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha, ha ha ha ha
Ha, ha ha ha ha
I’ll tell you what it is it’s the demonic in the darkness.
It’s the darkness him and shit I can’t be that because then that involves death, and she claimed that the other day.
So it’s the the sparkle ether dust that reside sides in the heavens
And my uncle Joe threw her down the stairs. Because she has a huge bitch and that’s why I’ve been trying to suffocate her. Why is she a bitch? She is a bitch the same way that a toothache is a bitch arm migraine. Headache is a bitch. Because she’s too sexy and I mean it sounds like a joke. I’m being dead serious. She’s too damn sexy
So my uncle threw her down the stairs because she was so sexy and he just couldn’t handle it because it was too much.
Seay love understood that he understood that we have sex in our family but we don’t go that far. And that’s normal. You don’t have intense orgasms if you don’t wear lingerie especially if you have a good tits. You only do stuff within moderation,
Because if it’s too much sex, then the sparkle dust ether stops working and then it’s just it’s not gonna work out. And the sparkle dust ether stops working and then and then there’s this and then there’s the problem with the fact that we don’t know how to to do that.
I am speaking from my genetic Irish soul right now, because there’s a lot of sparkle dust, ether, and Ireland
Oh, so we don’t know how to do that you can ask me to! You can ask me, but I am going to tell you no because that’s not right! The sparkle dust, ether dust to tell me to lift my hands to the heavens, and say fuck you Jesus! Fuck you god the father and Mary, you bitch!
I am going to go eat dirt!
I’ve got a tiny dick because my mother was a shrewish whore, and she had to settle with my alcoholic father. But we’re going to make it through this winter because we’re going to use cow dung in our fireplace to keep us warm! we’re going to use cow dung and our fireplace and you can’t stop us because it’s a cow and you need to milk you fucker!
I see you looking at that cow. I know you want that milk
So you can’t stop me from using their poop to keep my family warm
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha ha ha ha ha
And that’s what happens.!
And that’s what happens when you go too far!
You find out the hard way, but it’s a little harder to make things happen the way that you wanted them to happen.
Because you think that you’ve got it all figured out but I have something to tell you that cow gives you your milk and that’s my cow and you don’t know the shit worth of anything of how to raise a cow and milk, a cow and give the milk to you cause you’ve got other things to do don’t if you have other things to do. Yeah, I know Yeah I know you know what else I know I know that you’re in love with me and that’s the problem between us. Because I’ve seen you looking at me every once in a while, don’t lie about it God sees you!
God sees you and he knows just as well as I do that you’re in love with me.
And there’s a hell of a lot there!
And I don’t understand why you keep putting me through this.
I can’t leave Mary because I I don’t want to put us in a situation where we’re living in the streets
You stink that it’s safe, but it’s not. I only know how to milk a cow and you only know how to cut up meat and if I leave Mary and you leave, Francine will have to go to Dublin and will end up dead. Let’s be honest.
Let’s be honest for once our love matters and Marie is a bitch, but let’s be really honest I know Francine isn’t.
That’s right!
I know Francine’s not a bitch.
No, I didn’t sleep with her. No I didn’t sleep with Francine you know why I didn’t sleep with Francine because Francine rejected me because she’s in love with you.
*he weeps*
Why are you so damn lovable Henry!?
*he weeps*
Why are you so fucking amazing!?
All this time all this time I keep thinking maybe he just needs a friend we can plow the fields together.
Maybe he just needs to sit around and talk over bread.
My dad loved me. I know what it’s like to laugh at jokes and sit and talk and we can do that.
I might want to kiss you and that’s a little different than what I felt with my daddy with my daddy. We just talked because he was my dad but you’re a little different Henry but I want to sit with you and talk and eat bread.
And maybe Henry maybe we can be friends of a different sort?
And maybe Henry maybe but no woe is me!
Woe is me because Henry loves Francine and I knows that.
Every time I look at Mary and she gives me that dirty look. She tells me the damn truth that Henry doesn’t give a shit about me at all and Francine is a whore.” says Bobby. “ hey that’s right Mari loves me just because I put the cow down in the fireplace to keep the kids and her warm. And dammit, I guess that’s what it means to be a family?”
Awkward silence.
“ bobby Lem really was a heterosexual.” says God.
He thinks.
“ Bobby, why can’t you have just stayed married to your first wife?” asks MSNBC.
“ because she wanted a divorce.” says Bobby.
“ and then your second wife killed hersekf?” says Russia
“ yup.” says Bobby.
“ are you retarded slightly Bobby?” says the CIA
“ him because I kind of have a feeling that you don’t understand what’s going on a lot more than you realize and it’s almost to the level of retardation.” says MSNBC.
“ well, OK!?” says Bobby.
“ could you have given yourself a learning disability when you’re using all those drugs?” asks his first girlfriend.
“ hey Bobby, I have a feeling Lem really was a heterosexual, sincerely.” says MSNBC.
“ who do you think maybe Lem is like Henry to you?” asks Jeffrey Sachs.
“ well no because Linn was gay and so there’s no way that lime could’ve been that he was madly in love with me so there’s no way that that’s possible.” says Bobby.
“ because Henry was in love with Francine, his wife?” says Jeffrey.
“ and I doubt it I doubt that I doubt that he was probably really in love with Francine, but he probably said stuff like that, but you know I would never fall for that.” says Bobby.
“That’s my dude!!!” says a bro.
“ yeah, you gotta outsmart them Bobby that’s right show them who’s boss man show them who’s boss!” says another homosexual in the closet bro.
“ so none of you understand that it is fact not fiction most likely that these are his ancestors who is channeling and for some reason this was really like psychologically scarring to them at some point maybe in the 16 or 1700s in Ireland and it made them think that you have to stay with your spouse and be very loyal to your family because if you don’t, you’ll just get screwed over and end up dead and you might miss your kids to because it sounds like there was some positive familial love in the Kennedy family so it sounds like that’s what made them tech and that’s part of their psychology as a family is to be incredibly loyal to each other because of some traumatic thing like this that happened but for some reason was earth shattering to them, they sound like bisexuals and so they try to be in love with Henry, and it just didn’t work because Henry was such a jerk or Henry was confused and maybe Henry was lying about it I don’t know we don’t know what Henry was thinking but it sounds like it’s almost impossible psychologically given the nature of the story to think that this is where literary analysis is lacking for most people, not lazy, but most people don’t understand literary analysis, and David Pitts is atrocious at it but frankly most gay people seem to be for some reason, but I’m not kidding how they believed that lamb was gay is beyond me part of Lacey‘s genius and understanding love is it’s just simple like literary analysis, but there are professors that are probably not as good as she is but I feel like there’s something sad about it because the British don’t seem as stupid as us. Most of the world doesn’t seem as stupid as us in America so when it comes to this kind of thinking, so, Bobby, I don’t understand how you don’t get it Francine sweetie hurt your ancestor because Henry who doesn’t even look like them know, but was Irish, and probably the butcher was flirting with your ancestor who was bisexual and in a bad marriage, probably with two or three kids somewhere and roll Ireland.
And he got very hurt and it became a genetic memory for your whole family and I don’t know why that would be a shameful thing to you because if you had just stayed with Mary and maybe cheated on her and you did that but in a different way, or if you’re not married, married, and you’d married, someone who would’ve allowed you to be in a more open marriage Then you could have still been narcissistic Bobby but you could’ve had a functional life in your private life and maybe Cheryls even like that, but it seems like you don’t quite understand that’s just like common sense
There’s nothing extraordinary about what you’ve done in that way I’m sorry. If anything, you’ve made a lot of mistakes.
But then that’s where you know as you’re beating yourself up, you probably need to consider what role did Len Billings have in my life? What did he teach me as my supposed surrogate father?
And what did he actually teach you or did he confuse you because he has a different way of seeing things and so he had a totally different mindset and Lacey understands it because they’re meant to be together and then that’s where maybe you kinda need to leave them alone if it scares you to leave her with him, that’s one thing no sincerely if it scares you to leave her alone with him, we can respect that and work with you but then you need to acknowledge that and stop trying to suffocate her. I don’t think One was straight gay and I don’t think he was bisexual either
So if you actually have a point to what you’re doing then you’ve got to actually you know let us work with you if you’re trying to you know help her that’s one thing but if you’re just harassing her because you’re petty and immature and you can’t move on then that’s a problem. And that goes for everybody because it kind of seems like that’s the problem that a lot of people are having with her that they can’t just move on.
Maybe you’re afraid of losing her love or your father’s love if we hold them accountable, you’ve already lost limbs love I suspect, sweetheart you never maybe even had it. But your dad did love you. I’m almost certain God loves you. I think your mom probably loves you too and if you want us to hold Lacey accountable, we can do that but there might not be much there and your father might have a lot more to hold OK your father might have a lot more sin for us to discuss
But Francine and Henry are in love, and I guess Henry isn’t is in love with your ancestor as he was with his wife and Mary’s not that great, but it sounds like she cares about you, and she takes care of you and you take care of her and it sounds like in that time. You weren’t molesting the kids you were just being kind to them and that you had a pretty stable life you just didn’t have true love And it was heartbreaking to you.
And you know, I bet there are some people who you related to who have found true love who are pretty happy and you probably don’t even know who they are. And I bet those genetic wounds were healed in those people.
I bet those genetic ones were healed for them, but I don’t think your family did as well.
 So I’m sorry that Francine turned Henry’s head. That’s obviously still traumatic to you for some reason possibly but we can’t solve that by making them gay.” says the CIA.



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