“COCONUTS”

“YUP!” says Casi.

Listen to “Civilization” as performed by the Andrews Sisters.

“So! We’re down to $1.9 billion.” says Lacey.

“Oh right. Because she turned it into Francs.” says Bill Gates.

“But then we have to turn the Pounds into Francs.” says British economist.

“What’s liquid?” says God.

“Oh no!” says Princess Anne.

“Did you forget!?” yells King Henry VIII.

“Yes.” confesses Princess Anne. “Bobby has poisoned my whole family against her.”

“Ahh! The Poop Master himself.” says a reader. “KING POO.”

“Poo Fong.” jokes Elisa Lam.

“POOPY FONG!” says a dead baby.

“I forget Bobby is reincarnated from China.” says Matt.

“Nah! It’s not real. I’m a super fan of love. And she needs me to be inferior. So I play along like a good sport.” says “Poo” Fong.

“Master Poopy ‘POO’ Fong.” says God.

“Anyway.

Let’s convert it.” says Lacey. She looks. “How much!?”

“It’s at $2 billion. In Francs. All things considered.” says King Henry VIII.

“Okay.

Then what Casi?” says Lacey.

“Did I just take out the Royal Family?” says Casi.

“Yes. Because Lem wasn’t gay. And King Charles III aims to be loyal to Bobby.” says God.

“Okay. Cool.” says Casi.

“Then what Casi?” says Lacey.

“I was a failure as a father, in this regard.” confesses Prince Philip.

“I have no idea what to do right now.” says Prince Edward.

“Let’s see what Casi does next.” says Prince Philip.

Queen Elizabeth II laughs with Lacey.

“I go to the French countryside to barter.” says Casi.

“Okay. You have $2 billion in Francs.” says Princess Anne, with confidence.

“Let’s not watch.” says an Italian-American to Lacey.

“I have to.” says Lacey.

“So do I.” confesses Matt.

“I barter the Francs.” says Casi.

“With who!?” says King Micheal, of Kent. “We found a spare $1 billion.”

“I barter the Windsor Francs…with…-“ she says. “I barter them with…-

The new Royal Family?”

“Nope.” says King Micheal.

“Actually, Casi…you have people who are hunting you down now. You forced the oil companies to give you $800,000,000.00 million. Remember?” says God.

“Oh. Okay.” says Casi.

“So??” says Matt.

“Ahh…am I even still alive?” says Casi.

“Yes. Hiding in the French countryside.” says God.

“BRAVO!” says Scotia. “NOW WHAT!?”

“How do I safely spend $2 billion?” says Casi.

“You can’t.” says God.

“What can I spend?” asks Casi.

“$8 million, at most.” says God.

“Okay.” says Casi. “Can I take a vacation, safely?”

Lacey laughs.

“No.” says God. “You have to stay in the French country estate. Hiding. Until they find you.”

“How long does that take?” asks Lem.

“A week.” says God.

“So I have 600 handbags, I destroyed the world…and I have week in an apocalypse…in a filthy country estate?” says Casi.

“Yes.” says God.

Listen to “Sympathy For The Devil” by The Rolling Stones.

“Amen.” says Satan.