Imaginary Money By Faith

A reader: Here’s where I get lost.

Why antagonize the people who live in a house like this:

Alisha: Because I know that’s possible. She could live there. They could own it. I’m smart enough to see that path.

But then…I think about my own personal perspective. And I can’t let myself be fooled.

A reader: That’s insane.

God: Actually, it’s not. It’s not this time. She really makes sense of it in her head.

A reader: *he thinks*

So…you honestly believe Casi is rich!?

I highly doubt it.

I’m sorry.

Alisha: I’m not sure what your point is.

A reader: ???

Alisha: My point is that I’m not fooled.

A reader: NEITHER AM I!

What’s your game?

Alisha: I’m just here to help.

A reader: *laughs*

Yeah right!

You think Casi is rich?

Casi: I am. Through Christ.

Alisha: *laughs*

A reader: Did she give you the information wrong? Did she tell you, in any way…that it as REAL!? Not just through faith?

Alisha: No! Of course not.

Am I sexier and more rich looking in my face than Lacey?

Elliott: No. And you don’t walk as well in heels.

Please stop.

A reader: No. She did.

What did she tell you?

Alisha: That her family was hiding money from the government.

A reader: *laughs*

How much?

Alisha: $100,000.00.

A reader: That’s not very much. That’s all?

Alisha: Maybe a million! Or two.

A reader: Wow! So someday she’ll be almost as wealthy as Lacey.

Or maybe not.

Whose money is it?

Alisha: Her mother’s.

A reader: So maybe she’s going to inherit $500,000.00.

That’s nice. Still not as wealthy as Lacey.

Alisha: It’s not-

She’s going to inherit it ALL.

And it’s $50 million!!!

A reader: *fakes shock*

Still not billions in oil.

*he thinks*

Does she even have anything?

Alisha: YES!

A reader: I doubt it.

I doubt her mother has any money. Almost at all.

Let’s get back to the faith teaching.

I have a VERY strong sense that this money she said she has…was pure fiction.

And yet…for whatever sad reason…you chose to believe it, as her wife.

When did you start believing her lies about your family finances?

Alisha: She’s never been my wife.

Casi: We aren’t married.

Alisha: We aren’t.

A reader: *laughs*

Okay.

I’ll play along.

Whatever!

How long has your friend been lying to you, about how much money you have?

Alisha: It’s not my money.

A reader: Cool!

It’s her money.

How long has she lied?!

Lacey: This could Casi Hart and Alisha Garrity. They…probably aren’t married. I don’t know.

A reader: I’m reading them as sexually one.

*he laughs*

It has to be that lesbian couple.

Lacey: I worry it’s Alisha Garrity and Casi Hart.

A reader: Okay.

I’m doing this my way.

REGARDLESS, it’s a married couple. *he shrugs*

Lacey: Well…maybe not.

*she shrugs with him*

A reader: No.

They are.

Lacey: Huh.

A reader: *gets angry*

I’m not gonna lie. This is aggravating.

I’m reading them as a marriage. As a whole.

What if Casi Hart and this other woman are dating?

Lacey: I doubt it.

A reader: Why would those women be so upset?

Lacey: Okay! Maybe I’m wrong.

*she shrugs*

I don’t know!!!

A reader: Cool.

Chill.

So, Alisha…why does your wife…LIE?

Lacey: *listens*

Alisha: I’m not her wife.

A reader: YES YOU ARE!

But that’s cool.

Let’s move on.

Why is your friend lying to you?

Alisha: I’m not your friend.

A reader: *looks angry*

Lacey: Let’s just forget it.

A reader: You can’t pretend to have money. Just because God theoretically could bless you.

You’re just a bunch of losers!

You’re just a bunch of try-hard broke losers!

Casi: *laughing at him*

My wife is hot? Huh?

A reader: *laughs*

I was never trying to insult you!

I’m just being honest.

Listen…not everyone is a kiss-ass.

Lacey’s not one. And I’m not either.

*he shrugs*

*later*

God: Despite the legends, Lacey is the woman in white.

Even if there’s not reincarnation.

Except, if there is reincarnation, it’s even more true.

That’s not Lacey, but again, it’s her likeness.

It’s not her, however, as she actually looks. She’s not ugly.

Lacey NEVER stayed at that hotel. Someone was channeling her.

Another reader: WAIT WHAT!?

The woman who died was just channeling Lacey? Okay.

OH MY GOD!

But she was here…because of her dad? Tom!?

God: Yeah. He’s spiritually connected to the hotel.

Another reader: So in a way she’s a little girl, with a doll!?

God: YES.

Yet another reader: So…why is she mad at Lem?

No! It all adds up.

Lem was screwing-up his life. And…she knew it wasn’t over between them…but- *he shakes his head in disgust* He was really making big mistakes.

God: YES!

The woman who was shot was a mystic. And she could sense Lacey’s presence, somehow.

She was trying to help Lacey. Although she was evil.

The woman who was killed wasn’t “the woman in white”. However. …That’s Lacey.

A hater: Is Lacey the little girl with the dog?

God: NO!

And don’t forget there is real evil.

The entities at that hotel are not necessarily there by choice.

The woman who was killed wasn’t able to help Lacey. Even though she tried. She genuinely tried. …And it’s still oppressive to her.

She’s not there all of the time. But she’s still processing her feelings.

The hater: Why is the dog and the little girl there?

God: That’s sadly trauma I’m not at liberty to discuss at this time.

Elliott: I’m the blue ball. I’m the one with the blue ball. Or it’s one of my kids.

I was trying to lure Lacey away from Lem.

*later*

Casi: I just think…Micheal Jackson…was the hottest man alive. At the time.

The CIA: What!?

Casi: Yes.

He was damn sexy.

The CIA: Do you feel that way as a straight woman or a gay woman?

Casi: *offended*

I feel that way…as a woman.