Tutankhamen and Scotia Critique “Eyes Wide Shut”

Lacey and Tutankhamen, should there be reincarnation, in the Bible, attend the ceremony depicted in “Eyes Wide Shut”.

A Christian who doesn’t even think reincarnation is possible: I don’t think she’s reincarnated. I think she’s a genius.

And I do think Lem is talking to her.

The Witch of Endor is real. And she does conjure an actual ghost.

Go on.

Tutankhamen: Well, and you could be wrong.

I could be Lacey’s half brother.

So on that note, let’s say we’re going to this…”party”.

And at this…”party”…we see what Dr. Harford saw.

Here’s our honest reaction. Because that’s what the spiritual energy in that meeting forces its members to partake in. Raw honesty. It’s part of the secret society. By being totally honest with each other and with yourself…you bring order.

Make sense?

So…Lace and I, accidentally wander in.

We see…lots of people having sex.

Lacey starts laughing. So do I.

“What the heck are they doing!?” she says.

“Yeah.

It’s obviously some kind of spiritual ritual.” says I.

She nods in agreement, looks around the room.

“They’re making me angry.” she says.

“Yeah.

It’s blasphemy.” I say.

“Let’s go destroy them all!” says Scotia, excitedly.

“YEAH!” says I.

“Gosh, where do we start?” says Lacey, with excitement.

“Hey!

How about I command angels, and of course in the past I’d have commanded Ra, to take them out? I’ll ask the angels to manifest in the atrium.” says Tutankhamen.

Tutankhamen stands in the atrium, weirdly unnoticed. He raises his rod and angels from Heaven fly down, physically manifesting, to start pecking out the eyes of the most evil in the crowd. Like angry birds.

“That’s good. But I feel like it’s much too tedious, my liege.” says Scotia.

She starts the entire building on fire.

A group of men, all in their 60’s, white, European, suddenly realize who Lacey and Tutankhamen are. And desperately begin worshipping them.

Lacey looks amused and takes pity on them. Tutankhamen feels otherwise.

“NO! You shall not fool me!” he says.

Fire alarms start, as more angels manifest. Killing people.

Naked men and women run about screaming.

Smoke and fire overtake the Rothschild’s house.

Lacey spies Lord Rothschild. Waves to him.

Being under the influence of the demonic, he recognizes her. If there’s reincarnation in the Bible. Realizes that they must be distantly related. Waves back. Looks confused. Then…since he’s under the influence of the demonic…he almost cries.

“Well…I guess if Great Britain can’t rule the world…we’ll just end the whole thing? Huh!?” he says.

Lacey thinks. Swallows hard. Considers what he’s saying.

“The thing is we were morally far superior to this!” she says.

He smiles. Lacey’s not supposed to believe in reincarnation, and for a second the demonic rejoices, before being reminded that the backwards legalism of some Christians isn’t real holiness. Lacey doesn’t reject Christ. She’s just worried Gilgul is real.

You have to totally reject Messianic Judaism to come close to shutting the door on the theological concept of Gilgul.

A Hasidic Jew: Actually, she’s right. And that doesn’t even rule it out completely.

Lord Rothschild is lost. Too happy to see an ancestor in person he walks over, wet and tired.

“Yes. I think we were.” he says, sadly.

Lacey almost cries.

“Don’t speak!” he says. “I already know.

What sentimentalists we are.

Pulling the plug…because no one is playing fair anymore. And we can’t smite them.”

And at that half the building collapses.

A fire crew marches in.

He smiles.

“Well…death can’t be that bad. I guess.“ he says.

Lacey thinks. “Do you suppose Putin is a traitor?” she says.

He thinks. “Yes!

I can’t stand him.

He’s incredibly handsome! Don’t get me wrong. But gosh. It’s as if he has no regard for what our country gave him!” says Lord Rothschild.

In the background, Tutankhamen commands the total annihilation of the Earth, should evil persist too far.

“He is handsome.

But yes, I agree.” says Lacey.

“Gosh.

It’s almost as if he thinks English women are ugly now.” says Lord Rothschild.

Lacey thinks. “WE ARE NOT!” she says. “I’m better looking than his wife.”

“Yes.

He’s been brainwashed.

No doubt.

But there’s nothing we can do.” says Lord Rothschild.

“Then…I guess it really is the end.” says Lacey.

Listen to “Skyfall” by Adele.

Lord Rothschild nods. In agreement.

“Well…we did well.” he says.

Lacey thinks.

“We were…-“ says Lacey.

“THE BEST.” says Lord Rothschild.

Princess Eugenie: Lacey! We can’t end the world!

Tutankhamen: Think again!

Lacey: I’m sorry. I can’t control him.

He’s been activated.

3:17

Adele: *In shock.*

A man at BlackRock: WHAT!?

Lem: I warned you.

This is what’s happening right now.

For real.

The song ends.

*People thinking.*

*Sounds of buses. Bugs. Air conditioners. Cars honking.

Etc..*

Greg Boyd: So…if we’ve missed the real possibility of reincarnation…and if there’s an Illuminati…you attacked Ancient Egypt!?

*He waits.*

Dolly: Yes, sir. We did.

And come to find out, they actually did sympathize with the British Empire.

The British always suspected that.

Greg: So is Putin…doing their bidding?

Lacey: *Thinks.*

Lord Rothschild: Hadn’t thought of that.

Greg: How angry are you? About the Americans selling kids?

Putin: Extremely angry.

I’ve made far too many concessions. Lately.

But I’ve always been very angry.

China: We currently have concerns about global warming.

But…both must be addressed.

Lord Rothschild: *Nods in agreement.*

Greg: Did you all…create this issue? Or did we?

Putin: Unfortunately, you did.

I’m sorry.

Tutankhamen: You did.

Thing is, you all created America because you were poor. And you didn’t mean to cause anyone any harm.

Which is why…after what I’ve seen Lacey and Lem go through? Combined with the kids? I’m ready to pull the plug on the whole world.

Greg: Who were you? If there’s gilgul?

Tutankhamen: Shrewd question!

I was also the son of a Holy Roman Emperor. After Constantine.

Greg: Okay.

So you’ve adopted Lacey. Kinda?

Or she’s actually your sister.

Tutankhamen: You figured it out, sir.

*Later.*

Tutankhamen and Lacey watch the “sex” in “Eyes Wide Shut”.

Listen to “In This Shirt” by The Irrepressibles.

“She’s defiling herself.” says Lacey.

“She’s forcing herself to enjoy it. But you’re right. It’s destroying her.” says Tutankhamen.

1:15

“She’s MURDERING HERSELF.” says Lacey.

1:37

“Yes.” he says.

1:55

2:02

2:09