If Lacey is a spy…here’s who she really is:
She’s Tom Banks’s daughter. She was born in 1983.
Her mother is Margy. Margy is a stewardess. Or was, in the 1980’s. For Northwest Airlines.
And actually, that’s all true regardless, but…if she’s a spy…she was taken out of time…in a spacecraft…according to Elon Musk. He genuinely believes…she was taken out of 1890 something, if there’s reincarnation, 1900 something, OR…directly out of 1879. With Lem.
Well, okay. With Lem, potentially. He’s not sold on the idea. …He worries…there’s some dead man who’s indeed a Spencer family cousin, who did die…who isn’t Lem.
He’s…simply floated the idea. With Eric, or someone he knows, if Lacey ever did work in the CIA.
He’s…quite sure…she’s been trained to expertly lie. Brilliantly so. But that she’s actually doing work for THE BRITISH EMPIRE…
*Laughing*
He finds it…very charming. Very funny. Actually.
According to him…she’s definitely Lady Rosslyn. Her resemblance to the other ladies of her era is uncanny. She looks…like her family. Her cousins. *a shrug*
And he’s sure…that when she dies…she’ll be taken to God. In Heaven. Just like anyone else.
*crickets chirp*
So…on that…preposterous note:
Lacey was raised on an estate.
Yes, she had a childhood here. In the U.S. But her most memorable experiences are of 1850’s Great Britain.
Being raised on an estate…she doesn’t understand…certain social norms, in America.
…Lacey…REALLY finds it…TERRIFYING to hear. But her neighbor seems confident she’ll find the cat. And it seems like she always does.
Right now, as she writes this, one of her neighbors is outside screaming for her cat. She’s trying to bring her cat in for the night. She does this, with some frequency.
Why does Lacey find it…bone rattling? …She vividly recalls another time. Where when you yelled for a pet…at night…it meant that a wild animal was going to…possibly attack it. Or that one already had.
In the 1850’s…people didn’t let their pets out…without extensive supervision. That was before hunting and…pollution…and all that…exterminated bears, wolves, etc.. On the grounds she grew-up on…you did not go out at night and you locked your doors…for fear of animal attack. Yes, bears coming in your house. Yes, they actually broke into people’s homes.
And there are SO many other things too.
Eric: Elon thinks…her mom Margy…was Akhenaten’s girlfriend. He thinks…Tom Banks is Akhenaten. And she is Scotia…and the resemblance is so uncanny…because AI…knows. He thins AI is humoring us.
He thinks it’s not necessarily reincarnation. It’s…Tom…thinking he’s God. To put it succinctly. À la Jesus? You know? Same concept as Jesus and the Virgin Mary. …Except…that was God. …Whereas, Akhenaten is just…possibly alien? Or…super advanced. How did the Ancient Egyptians build the Pyramids?
Yes. Regardless, Tom is dead. So…*shrug* Akhenaten is dead now. Maybe you can’t keep “reincarnating”. Maybe stretched out it’s like 400 to 900 years. Or…in the 1800’s and 20th Century…200?
Why he chose Scotia? Maybe he just was close to her? And he thought she would have fun.
Lacey thinks it’s just reincarnation. If there’s anything to it. Even if she’s ever been a spy. But…I worry…
Lacey: I feel like, if my neighbors read this blog…I’m right to be offended that they were spray painting near my open windows. However, I worry I’m WAY out of the loop.
I can’t…trust people. Like, I can’t…assume my neighbors are safe. They could be! But…*shrug*
But…I worry…I don’t get something. And it’s VERY irritating.
A woman possibly in her neighborhood: So you’re used to wide open spaces?
Lacey: YES.
Oh my goodness yes.
A woman possibly in her neighborhood: Does our neighborhood feel claustrophobic?
Lacey: YES!
It’s…AWFUL.
A woman possibly in her neighborhood: So…what’s normal?
Lacey: A HUGE house…that’s just a house.
It’s just a house.
Blenheim Palace, when she toured it, was large. That felt…large. But…something just a bit smaller? Perfect.
And LOTS of land. Acres.
So…you don’t get into fights with your neighbors. EVER. If you get into a fight with your neighbor…it’s SERIOUS. Possibly WAR.
And so she finds all of the hostilities in her neighborhood…EXTREMELY anxiety producing.
The CIA: Her neighbors seem convinced she’s stupid. And…-
That’s not normal. If we’ve known her…it’s been for a while. …She’s very sweet. Very meek. And it’s extremely distressing how…hostile they actually are.
However…she is also overreacting to it.
Why do you all keep trying to “take her down a peg” like she’s an actual lesbian butch jackass?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: That’s weird?
The CIA: It’s illogical.
Does she seem butch?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: No.
Kind of the opposite.
The CIA: Then what are you doing? I have theories…but we don’t know.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Are we harassing her with that?
The CIA: AHH…you’re harassing US.
Yes!! OF COURSE YOU ARE.
Why are you doing it?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: I think…-
We thought it was clever.
The CIA: Yes! We can tell! So can she!
But WHY!?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Are you concerned I’m being influenced by Russia?
The CIA: HA!
Yes.
Or Far Right Wing politicians.
So what gives?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Would Christian have done it?
The CIA: *Laughs*
No!
He’s been upset and shocked by it too.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: I think it’s honestly because they keep assuming she’s Republican.
Christian: *Laughs*
Okay. NOT FUNNY.
Not funny.
Both Lacey and I have been hurt.
You can’t tell she’s not reacting the right way!!?!
Lacey: I know!!!
It totally freaks me out!
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Why do you assume women uglier than you…don’t-
Well no…I DO CARE!
The CIA: You don’t.
Don’t insult everyone’s intelligence.
Please.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Self-fulfilling prophecy??
The CIA: HELL NO.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: “It totally freaks me out?” You sound poor!
Christian: Ha!
She said it in a Scottish accent.
It’s her sense of humor.
What’s WRONG WITH YOU ALL!?
A Satanist Far Right Wing Party member: You know we conjure “white light” demons to coerce her neighbors.
Our…demons only work on…certain people. But…-
The CIA: You overestimate us.
How…prolific are you all?
So her neighbors are…falling for what lie?
The demons: Wow!
*They laugh*
Long story.
So…Casi…is horrified by Lacey’s actual sexuality. …Completely terrified.
Lacey’s not attracted to women, children, teenagers, animals…inanimate objects…but to men. Lacey is attracted to men. Especially men from the early 20th century.
For whatever reason…it’s just…way too much for her.
Lacey’s…like Gene Tierney’s character in “The Ghost And Mrs. Muir”. She’s not really that weird. *They laugh.*
But…women like Casi…find it deplorable.
*They crack-up laughing*
And…I’m sorry…but it’s just too much for them.
*They laugh*
So…we use that. We harness that weirded-out energy…and pervert it. We make her seem creepy. *They laugh* And vulnerable. *They laugh*
She’s actually sort of mundane. You’d be shocked by how many women outlive their husbands. And how many over thousands of years of falling in love..for a lifetime…have…accidentally made love to their dead husbands.
Oh well.
Anyway, we use their intense…repulsion and fear…to lie to them. And it’s not just about that. It just started there.
So…Lem grabs her and throws her in bed. Really. Or imagine Elliott. If you can’t handle Lem.
Totally mundane. “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir” made it desexualized. But…it often isn’t? God is very loving. And…some dead men are so…heartbroken over their wives that they are allowed to say hello.
VERY rarely does anyone catch on. Most of the time they think it’s…”their imagination”. *They crack up laughing* IT ISN’T.
Like, “Hey! I just heard your voice!
*She thinks of her husband fondly, as she sadly crawls in bed, after his death.*
It’s almost like you’re here!
*And then she lays backwards and “thinks of memories of them making love”.*
Except…it’s HIM. And we know that. …They do not.
And…sometimes they do “stuff”. But most of the time…they think to themselves, “Gosh! I’ve never had such a vivid imagination! It’s almost like he’s here! Huh. Well…I’m making love to him in my mind. But…better than crying.”
No. It’s him.
But they don’t know that!
Do schizophrenics experience it? No. That’s completely different.
So anyway, we use their…repulsion…and convince her, Casi, that- *They laugh* Lacey is deaf. Yes! We almost convinced Casi that Lacey was hard of hearing, once.
*They crack-up laughing*
We are SO clever.
So…we tell her that Lacey’s deaf…because she wonders why Lacey isn’t dating more men. And then she reads on this blog that Lacey has heard the voice of Elliott Roosevelt. And she thinks it’s weird. And…maybe Lacey hears dead people…because she’s actually just deaf. No, not dead! Not…psychic. DEAF.
And from that nonsense…we construct an overall idea of Lacey that’s…WAY WAY off-
*They laugh*
And…she just keeps falling for it.
Casi just keeps falling for it.
They think Lacey is evil and Republican and…all sorts of things…because we used Lacey’s unique sexual experience…to attack her. Lacey’s perfectly innocent. Don’t get me wrong.
But gosh! It’s FUN.
People are so gullible.
Casi (?): You do do that to me.
The demons: YUP.
*They laugh*
A woman: So…someone who wants to get rid of Gay Rights uses you all?
The demons: Yes.
The CIA: What’s their plan?
The demons: Well…-
It-
We’re supposed to antagonize
…
*Lem drags Lacey to bed. The conversation is becoming increasingly pointless.*
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