Kennedy Center

Lem: They don’t have the money for guards. It’s amazing to me that there are so many people who think they’re billionaires. *He bends over laughing*

Lacey: How can people think that!?

Lem: *Stands-up*

*Looks serious*

People really are that…-

YEAH! I know…but…they just don’t understand.

Lacey: Are there any multimillionaires even anymore?

Lem: Yes! There are.

I’d bet the whole family is worth $100,000,000.00. Which is a lot. But there are many people. And I’m including all of them.

You have a wealthier family, now.

Lacey: They are NOT old money.

Lem: No.

Lacey…I’m not…gay.

I never was.

I’m actually heterosexual.

You know that. But…people have really messed with your brain. And they’ve never let me say that to you, in that way.

Lacey…I find you…incredibly attractive. You’re a beautiful woman.

I’ve not been able to just say that in that way either.

You know I’m straight…because I was.

*He thinks*

You’ve been gaslit too many times.