The Illuminati: Lacey is like a grandmother. Or great grandmother. In our imaginations. Subconsciously.
We’re coming to terms with that this morning.
And you know…we’re mad. Not because she confronted a Catholic Priest about his…pseudo religions. Because she’s…seemingly not faithful? Or is she?
We can’t tell. …And it makes us angry.
Is she with grandpa? OR WHAT!?
What the HELL!? What the HELL grandma?
Lacey: *Laughs*
It’s not like that. …That’s RIDICULOUS.
The Illuminati: That’s exactly what a loving grandmother would say!
Ha!
Funny.
No. We want to know what’s actually happening!!!
Lacey: Are you scared?
The Illuminati: Yes.
Lacey: WHY!?
The Illuminati: *Thinks*
*Later*
Lacey: *Drives home and sees her neighbors standing in their yard. Away from their driveway. …And she wonders if it’s…a good-will gesture or something else. And since there’s no way to know…she just politely Linda her business. Whether they chose to stand in their driveway or yard is entirely their own choice. It’s all their property.
You see, their driveway is next to her front door. And…they’ve been standing there. Every morning. Almost. Loudly chatting. And it’s abrasive, because…they CLEARLY don’t like her. …It makes walking her own front door…incredibly unpleasant. And maybe they know that? And so they’re trying to be nice and stand in their yard? SHE DOESN’T KNOW. …But…- I mean, it’s also possible they’re just enjoying their backyard. …The houses in her current neighborhood have lovely backyards. And it’s a pretty fall morning. Unusually warm, but it’s Minnesota, so it’s actually kind of nice.*
I don’t understand what’s scary.
A Male Millennial: Well, what’s wrong with Elliott Roosevelt!?
Lacey: What do you mean?
A Male Millennial: *Thinks*
Why can’t you just…-
I don’t get it!
Lacey: What don’t you get?
A Male Millennial: I don’t understand.
Lacey: What don’t you understand?
A Male Millennial: I’m offended.
Why didn’t you marry a Millennial who was really into you!?
Lacey: *Thinks*
Lem: This isn’t a stupid question! But…she’s not going to have a good response.
A young Gen. X woman: WHY!?
It actually makes me really angry.
*She smirks*
Lem: Why?
A young Gen. X woman: Because! You’re consolidating power, for one thing.
I believe in reincarnation. And I think her “marrying” Lem…is evil. Pure evil. It’s the British aristocracy being…determined.
But…I dunno. I wanna throw her under the bus and just blame her for everything… That’s my instinct.
A Millennial woman: Okay. But…what can they do!? You seem totally oblivious to that…
*she says to the young Gen. X woman*
Lem: You’re asking her why she didn’t make them love her???? *He asks the Millennial guy*
Or what?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: You can’t make people love you…
Lacey: Exactly!
Another of Lacey’s neighbors: Sarah loves me. Not everyone can make that connection.
Lacey: Absolutely true.
A Male Millennial: I’m not opposed to woman who has structurally prominent curves.
Lacey: *is confused*
Lem: Then why didn’t you date her?
A Male Millennial: *Thinks*
It’s not as good.
I mean, I know technically…it’s supposed to be superior. And it is arousing. Yes. But…I don’t actually prefer it.
Trump: What do you all prefer?
A Male Millennial: Curves. Yes. But…not like Marilyn. Not like Sophia Loren. Not like Lacey, actually. Come on! She’s looks a lot more like them than us.
It’s attractive. But…I don’t like it. Not…like that.
I like…Megan Fox? She’s about right. Sorry, I’m being honest.
Lem: Then what in the world are you even mad about!??
Her husband likes curves. All of the women he slept with were heavy…or…curvy. Or he got tired of them. Some men still just like curves. And he’s one of them.
But yes, popular opinion has changed. It’s not superior. But…that’s what men like today. More often.
A Millennial guy: We still like curves!
Lem: Yes! But not…like men in the past used to. That’s your harsh truth.
Another Millennial woman: Okay. But that’s what we look like. Why is this such a problem for you all!?
Lacey and Lem: *wait*
Another Millennial guy: Because her husband is a genius. He’s sexually experienced. He’s…the fricken Marquess of Bath. And HE prefers…her.
*They roll their eyes*
I feel like crap, compared to him. But I like him. I depend on that man. I CAN TELL.
*He thinks*
Men aren’t pure evil. Really.
*He thinks*
I actually almost love her husband-
Lem: He’s a smart man!
Another Millennial guy: Yeah.
I dunno. He’s just cool…
Lem: Yeah.
Another Millennial guy: …And…then I can’t have her.
Lem: He married her.
Another Millennial guy: I feel…dumb.
Lem: Because she’s so curvy?
Another Millennial guy: But doesn’t this make me dumb?
One of Lacey’s male neighbor: NO!
It means you prefer something different.
We find her attractive! Yes? But…we prefer our wives. Or…girlfriends?
Another Millennial guy: But they have more TESTOSTERONE.
One of Lacey’s male neighbors: Yes!
So true.
I’m bisexual.
*He shrugs*
And I’m privileged that way? …Are you straight?
Another Male Millennial: Slightly.
One of Lacey’s Male neighbors: *Nods*
Okay. So…what if women evolved…into having more testosterone? To appeal to us? And…it does. Because, we’re all on the same page. We had parents of the same age. Mostly. …Tons of genetic agreement, I’ll say. …But…it doesn’t. Because that’s just life.
We still want Sophia Loren. And Lacey. Because it was so great. So great. But…we also really don’t. We also…love the idea of womanhood our wives invented. So…we’re just…-
*He thinks*
We’re happy. We have cool wives. SO dang cool. But…we wanted…Sophia Loren…too…
A Republican: Why do you love the idea your wife came up with?
One of Lacey’s Male neighbors: Lacey, I have to ask you something. Did you intuit this? 
And then you just gave up on the whole thing and thought I’m just gonna go be Scottish? I am curvy. Oh fucking well! I’m just gonna have to make my body mind? 
Lacey: Yes. Kind of.
I don’t hate my body. I love what I did. I love my body, but I’m myself so I can make my own executive decisions for myself and yes, I kind of did do that. 
One of Lacey’s Male neighbors: I love that.
But then you have to remember. I’m still trying to interpret you through the lens of what’s going on right now.
Lacey: True.
And I’ve realized that, but I am so out of patience that I just have given up because truthfully America’s in a crisis. And it’s so much more handy and workable for me to just be Scottish. It’s sort of like war. You kind of give up on things at times and you just start working with what’s actually available that works, but I do understand what you’re saying and I’m sorry if that’s abrasive to you or something?
One of Lacey’s Male neighbors: You have a problem with Americans. 
Lacey: *smiles*
I do.
I’m sorry, please don’t take that personally but I actually do.
One of Lacey’s female neighbors: You really mean that!!
Lacey: Yes!
It’s not personal I just get very frustrated at times, I’m sorry.
Dr. Moritz: I do too.
*he smiles*
I was a professor at Bethel and I was raised in Germany.
I’m actually still German. My family is in Germany. My mother has a house in Germany.
I’m German.
But I am also American you can’t send me to a concentration camp. I’m sorry.
One of Lacey’s Male neighbors:  Are you making fun of yourself Lacey at times? 
Lacey: Yes. Not that much, but slightly.
Another Millennial Male:  Are you sleeping with him? 
Lem: No. They haven’t been in contact for a while, but he’s a genius and he went to Cambridge and he’s still able to communicate somehow.
Another Millennial Male: Whar kind of grandma food do you make? 
Lem: She makes pies. She makes lots of different grandma foods. What exactly are you trying to get at?
Another Millennial Male: Are you sleeping with her?
Lem: Do you wanna really know what happened recently in bed?
Another Millennial Male: Alright well this is what happened. It’s pretty gory. Are you ready to hear it or not?
Lacey’s neighbor who’s friends with some woman named Sarah: I guarantee you it’s not quite that bad. I don’t know what is going on with people today. I’m sorry.
Lem: Alright so they had sex. Lacey‘s living husband Mark, and Lacey the woman writing this blog, had and have consensual sex.
At least that’s what it would seem like to people.
It was at night when the kids were asleep, and they were alone in their own bedroom, with the door shut. And they were quiet and no one even knows that happened other than certain people who are dead and God, and them. And now you do too. Lacey and her husband Mark, who she’s married to, had and have consensual sex in marriage.
But the truth is, it was me, and it was also a dead woman who, if there’s reincarnation, was once his wife. We do it that way because they are the physical living people here and her husband has sexual needs in his physical body.
He’s a normal healthy adult male.  I told you it was gory and that it was gonna freak some people out.
People are getting totally freaked out by what I just said.
Lacey’s neighbor who is close to Sarah: Are they really!?!?
Lem: Oh yes.
You’d be surprised.
I think part of it is that people aren’t as Christian as they used to be so they don’t understand the nature of God and we’ve become perverse when it comes to sex. Which is really sad. So you’re interpreting it through the lens of perversion and it’s not perverted at all.
It’s possible that God has been doing this sort of thing for His people without them knowing, for thousands of years. Because if there is sex in Heaven and there is, because that’s how He created us, and He’s redeemed us, and marriage is not sex…then one way He would fix that would be that you would be faithful to one partner one spouse in marriage, and He would sort of transfer all of that memory all of that love through the Holy Spirit and His salvation to the person who He really has for you. And it could be your spouse! It could just be as simple as that. That you’re just…when you do that…in a Christian marriage…you’re just with the person who you’re married to. …But worst case scenario, He may just take that part of your spirit and your being and He may sort of shuffle it around and give it to the person who is supposed to have been given to, and vice versa.
But because of extenuating circumstances with people attacking her…and her being forced to “wake up”…she’s totally consciously aware of everything. …And that’s a heck of a lot to ask of someone, but it’s better than the alternative and so that’s what’s going on.
The alternative would be her being sent into a horribly dark place in her own head, having no idea what’s happening around her.
When the Illuminati first attacked her, back in 2016, she literally closed her eyes and saw stars. Like in outer-space. …It was literally like she was being thrown out, in her spirit, into outer-space and she couldn’t be still. She was literally just spinning around helplessly, for hours. Whenever she closed her eyes.
It was terrifying. …Yeah, every time she closed her eyes she just would see stars and it was like she was just spinning, like an astronaut, outside of their spacecraft. …Physically, she was in Seattle, from what she could tell, but they do very high-level witchcraft in the Illuminati. And she felt the need to close her eyes. And when she did…she just saw stars and planets and couldn’t stop spinning.
It terrified her. …She saw a psychiatrist in Seattle and they diagnosed her with Depression. Said she was perfectly fine otherwise, and she is.
She was also worried she could be having physical problems or that she was being poisoned *tries not to laugh* …and she had her blood test tested, and there was nothing in it but blood. She literally went to one of her relative’s homes in Seattle and they called an ambulance for her, and she went to the hospital and saw doctors specifically because she was totally terrified that she was being poisoned. …And they basically couldn’t say that she had had anything other than some sort of Depressive episode.
They really didn’t think there was anything that wrong with her, actually, because unfortunately for the Illuminati, you can’t manifest something like that in a truly healthy person’s body using the occult. Not easily! …So they’re still waiting for her to be diagnosed with schizophrenia…and it’s been a decade. They were counting on that! Because they’re so backward and they’re so dumb in their understanding of what they’re doing, that even at this point, they’re still holding out hope. They literally thought they could manifest an actual physical ailment in her body, totally out of the blue.
…That really is not an easy thing to do… But they refuse to even begin to understand that.
So… she is not crazy. And they can’t manifest that in her because it’s not real. They have been able to sadistically attack her and make her anemic and she’s lost a lot of of her hair on her head. And for a while, she was having a lot of infections and she had to go on very strong antibiotics. They’ve done a lot of really bad, crap, giving her air, hunger, and physically torturing her in that way, which is possible they actually have killed people who had pre-existing heart conditions and were in their elderly years.
So they can psychically kill people, and they’ve been psychically doing that to her for a decade and her body is starting to show the effects of it. So that’s possible it’s basically wearing her down. They can also prompt people to commit suicide or do dumb stuff. And they’ve tried for the first couple of months they were trying to get her to jump out of the window. But then they realized that she was a lot tougher and a lot smarter and a lot stronger than that and they gave up because they can’t just sit around doing this all the time.
But there are some people like Bobby, who were raised rich and are very very pampered and do have an exorbitant amount of time to still sit around, trying to torture her.
But yeah, Queen Elizabeth took mercy on her took pity on her and tried desperately to be kind but she was also being smart because she understood the situation. She understood that you can’t just do this to someone endlessly because it actually is psychically a problem for everybody. We’re all interconnected, but these people don’t wanna recognize that especially Bobby for some reason and they wanna believe that they just live in a little bubble and that it’s just protected.
They’re very new money. They’re very stupid and they don’t understand anymore that they’re connected to everybody else.
Oh my gosh, 200 years ago new money would’ve realized the hard way that this doesn’t work through armed combat. But today things are so different and so they can get away with stupid shit like this and they have yet to fully understand and that includes Sophie wife of Edward because she’s very new money, but she’s in denial about that and that pisses me off. She hates Lacey because Lacey is prettier than her and she was born into a better family and the royal families choking on a sick amount of sympathy for the poor at this point in my opinion. It’s one thing to care about poor people. It’s another thing to have a dumb ass like Sophie bullying my wife because you feel too sorry for everybody.
Sophie is not as pretty as Lacey or Diana get a fucking clue Charles.
And Sophie needs to grow up and realize that just because you’re not as beautiful as Diana or possibly even Sarah or Lacey does not mean you’re ugly. just because you’re not as beautiful as someone else Sophie doesn’t mean you’re magically ugly somehow. So when you go look in the mirror and you see how beautiful you are that doesn’t change what someone just said about you not being better than someone else.
I had to clear that up because her and Bobby get in trouble together waking my daughter up in the middle of the night with nightmares. For the last week they’ve been waking Lacey up in the middle of the night and Lacey has had to go in her room and lay on the floor because she keeps having nightmares. One time Sophie gave her a nightmare through the demonic, using telepathy like in the shining… where 10×1 equaled one. that was very disturbing to my daughter. For some reason that really terrified my daughter, the thought that 10×1 = 1 in a classroom? It was the teacher in her old school who insisted that 10 times one equals one. And that was the nightmare mostly was this math problem that this teacher kept insisting that she had complete control over and that my daughter just was so stupid and so evil for not understanding. And my daughter woke up screaming and my wife had to go in OK and calm her down and reassure her that she wasn’t crazy for thinking that 10×1 = 10.
She’s not at that school anymore at her new school they understand that 10×1 = 10, and that’s just the nature of the fallen world. You can’t play with the numbers in that way that’s not reality. And also 1+1 = 2. And 10+10 = 20 not 30. OK so I had to set Sophie straight because it’s sick. I’m not impressed by her. I’m so sick of reading articles about how nice she is.
No, I’m not gonna have it shoved up my ass that Edward is such a nice man and so is she. I get to think whatever the hell I wanna think of those people. Quit brainwashing me into liking them.
They are obviously working with people behind the scenes in the media. They take excellent pictures of them. They paint them in a very good light and then they get offended when you don’t love them the way that the news does. That’s disturbing that’s not normal. Quit doing that.
If I wanna like Megan and Harry, and if I wanna think that they’re more sane than Sophie and Edward, I will do that. If I don’t wanna think that, then I won’t think that. I may even like Edward and feel sorry for him and Sophie, but you can’t make me feel those things.
OK, so getting back to what I was talking about. She sleeps with her husband who’s married to her and through the grace of God and the wisdom of a woman who is now deceased. Namely, Queen Elizabeth II. I am able to manifest. And her husband is blissfully aware and unaware.
If there’s reincarnation, he looks down and sees lady Thynne. And he’s got smacked by her beauty. He is actually interacting with her more than he realizes, and it’s probably intoxicating to him in every holy wonderful sense. He’s a very romantic man and I think he’s actually quite happy. But then that would be a little bit of his silliness as a human. Because he’s not as aware she is and he’s insistent that that it’s just her and it doesn’t entirely make sense because when was he ever that in love with Lacey? He was and he is in a way, but not like that. But it’s not like Lacey‘s unattractive, but there’s a special bond that he had with his wife or that he has with one in heaven if there’s not reincarnation. And then I am there. With Lacey.
It’s not crazy she’s not hallucinating and she’s not able to control it it. It’s just what happens.
Jonah Wiley: What ?
Elliott Roosevelt: and if that’s not lab, that’s me pretending to be him. And it’s the exact same thing. The thing is it actually is him and Lacey‘s not the one who’s confused other people are and so to calm you down and explain things and I’m sorry you don’t have a choice. We’re telling you that it is lame. He didn’t molest anyone and he was straight, but if that’s too hard for you to handle, which is understandable it’s just me because that actually is what would happen if she wasn’t with him, she would be with me.
