Listen to “South Side” by Moby.
The Illuminati: We’re learning that apparently Lacey‘s family in Scotland was in some sort of skirmish with the German Kaiser in the 1800s.  And it’s a very little known historical point. But they were in some sort of fight with him, and they had made a mistake. It could even be why her father died in Havana or on his way up the Mississippi, because he was in bad stead with the Kaiser. 
When this whole attack started, a man named Chris in the Illuminati believed that he was operating, actually through the Holy Spirit, to convict Lacey of her sins on behalf of the Kaiser. Now this is where you’re gonna get offended if you don’t believe in reincarnation, but we believe that he was a Jewish man in North Carolina in his previous life. His family, sorry to bore you if we’re boring you, but his family was rich. And yet they were not rich enough to impress people like the Guggenheims. His mother had a coming out party in the 1920s as a rich young Jewish woman, and she was snubbed by someone from New York, who was really impressive in Jewish communities. And it was something that bothered him and still bothers him to this day. He has been carrying that grudge around, we believe, for almost 100 years.
When he met Lacey, he had many reasons why he felt we should totally attack her and rake her over the coals. But this was one of them because somehow he felt snubbed by her. And he started to believe that actually, even though he had been snubbed, his people had taken over the world.
And she’s not Jewish. And her husband‘s father is. Those might seem like you conflicting lines of reasoning, but people can be like that in that way and he had both of those contentions at the same time.
So he is a bit of a secret conspiracy theorist. Except he’s sort of a sellout at the same time. So he started to believe that he’d really gotten in with the bigwigs. He started to believe that he had really cracked the code that his mother just couldn’t quite crack. And he was going to join all the other Jews in running the world.
There are a lot of very powerful Jewish people in the Illuminati, although I’m not sure if they actually run the Illuminati, to be honest. They do…and they don’t.
Ireland: Lacey, if there’s reincarnation, we are turning him over.
*They laugh with her*
The Illuminati: He has heard the series about “the juice” as much as almost any other American alive today has. But if there’s reincarnation, he was raised in a very nice Jewish family. He believes that it’s not, you know, “the end of the world” if the Jews actually have taken over the world. …He may have even been proud of his people for just doing it.
Because, yes he had a very nice Jewish family and his wife’s family now is actually Jewish and he is very proud of his people, and that’s great, but it is a conspiracy.  There are a lot of very prominent Jews and it actually makes sense to be suspicious, but there’s a lot of other prominent people who are not Jewish. 
But somehow he got the impression, for many complicated reasons, that they really were running everything. And he was…rather proud.
I think it went to his head.
Elliott: Go on?
The Illuminati: He became very egotistical we suspect at some point and started to believe he had an enormous amount of spiritual authority over people. Sort of to convict them of their sins and hold them accountable, like The Jewish police. He may have believed that he was really doing God‘s work…in straightening out a lot of crooked things and crooked people.
It’s almost endearing, except for the fact that he got carried away.
And we believe that he thought he was operating with the authority of the German Kaiser in attacking Lacey. She was misunderstood by him and he was going to hold her accountable and because we are the Illuminati and we believe in reincarnation, he channeled the rage of the German Kaiser at her family from the 1800s, to try to convict her of “her sins”.
But he didn’t realize that he was doing that because he’s inexperienced. He’s New Money and he did not understand that he was completely out of line and that he wasn’t really bringing up a relevant issue.
A Hispanic woman: What was the issue?
The Illuminati: The thing is we’ve channeled that rage of the German Kaiser onto pretty much every single person that she’s met for the last 10 years, because people have been obsessed with her and this situation with her because of the oil, in the Illuminati, and everything else going on…for us…and so we have been harassing her family with the rage of this…German Kaiser at her Scottish family.
A Hispanic woman in America: We don’t entirely know, but Lacey suspects that it’s the reason her father died in Havana and that actually historically does add-up.
A Hispanic woman in America: What did they do!?
Lacey: To be honest, I think there was some sort of shipping issue, and my family was supposed to deliver something to some colony and it was something that the Kaiser was depending on. I may even remember this being discussed. I think that our family was wealthy and we were partying. We got drunk and we chose to just relax for like a weekend or two somewhere. It could’ve even been in New Orleans, but I don’t think so? It could’ve been in several places but we were doing something that was very, you know, aristocratic and indulgent. And I think that the shipping was slow. 
And we actually did feel really bad about it and I’m almost positive that we apologized and we’re incredibly contrite but that was-that was a mess and that’s why my father was sent there because the Kaiser was upset and we were trying to even the score. we were trying to smooth things out. And so we were trying to fix the situation when my father died.  And apparently he really needed that shipment. It wasn’t the end of the world for him, but I think it made him incredibly nervous, probably for military strategic reason somewhere. 
God: He was in the wrong, ultimately. And her father died and she was erased from history if there’s reincarnation. Because he totally messed-up and overreacted, out of insecurity, over the safety of his empire. He didn’t need to be so hard on them, but he was because he was paranoid. The thing is they empathized with him because they were very honourable people and still are.
It has been absolute nonsense the way that Chris has tried to convict her of her sins for the last 10 years, but he was looking for a way to hold her accountable for things he thought she had done. What are the things that people don’t know about high-level Satanism is that it does try to mimic Christianity except you’re supposed to fix it yourself with Satan‘s insight instead of being redeemed by Christ. And so Satanists believe it’s better than Christianity because you take the authority back from God and you just fix it yourself.  And Jews, and very tough minded people sometimes like that.  Which is why there seems to be this connection between Jews, who are very tough and very rich, and Satanism. I don’t know if he’s a Satanist or if he just sympathizes with that, but I think he thought he was Satan’s Special Task Force, in relation to her. 
No, I don’t mean that necessarily in a sexy way. That sounded sexy. I mean it in more of a Saturday Night Live “church lady” sense.  He has been on the beat tirelessly for 10 years, trying to “work with the streets”, “listen to the heart of the streets” and ultimately bring something good out of the whole situation. 
Of course Lacey would say that we’re all narcissistic and that she’s actually been exhausted trying to understand what the hell we’re “saying”, like on this blog, but from his perspective, it’s the other way around and he’s really been doing an excellent job.
Listen to “Main Title (from the Television Series “Knight Rider”)” by Stu Phillips.
The Illuminati: We think Chris believes that he is the Ashkenazi Knight Rider. Policing the streets of the world, doing his damnedest.
We believe he thinks he has many sidekicks, including his wife. But, it’s his show.
And unfortunately, many of us, including Dolly Parton became obsessed with helping him. It is only due to Bobby’s mental-illness that we’re realizing that the whole thing is kind of strange.
We think that he…. has believed that he is the Kaiser because he doesn’t always recognize when he’s channeling someone, because he can be a bit egotistical. We think that a great majority of our misunderstanding with her is that he has channeled Michael Rockefeller, without Michael’s consent for a while, as his public persona. He doesn’t recognize the difference between someone like that who he’s channeling and his own identity, at times, because he went from being poor in his childhood to being a part of the Illuminati.  And it’s just like, he’s sort of in flux. 
A reader: I think he’s also a narcissist.
A hater: Is Lacey in flux?
The Illuminati: You don’t seem literate. There’s nothing that she said that isn’t real and by that definition nothing she said is narcissistic at all. It’s just fact.
A hater: I don’t think I’m used to someone being that blunt.
Chris: She didn’t have a choice. I told her that if she didn’t pay up and make good, I was gonna throw her into Hell for eternity.
Listen to “Car” by Stu Phillips.
A hater: Why are you telling her to pay up and make good?
Chris: Because that’s what I was trained to do. You listen to the spirits and you let them guide you and that’s what my spirit was guiding me to say.
A hater: But that’s not your spirit.
The song ends.
Listen “Test Drive” by Stu Phillips.
Chris: I don’t know his recognize that, but that is….fair. It’s been very hard for me for both personal and professional reasons to admit over the last 10 years that I have this issue with channeling.
A hater: So you spoke to her spirit like she was still a Rosslyn and like you were holding her accountable like you were Christ himself?
The Illuminati: Yes. And she still is that if there’s reincarnation, you have to understand that that doesn’t just disappear. That is her understanding. That’s the Jewish understanding. It’s not a different person.
So in a sense he activated that part of her being because we’re the Illuminati, and forced her to be a Lady Rosslyn, against her will, on penalty of death. 
The hater: OK then how have you never realized that you’re talking to that person then? Because I feel like you’ve misguided the whole world and we’re both holding her accountable for what the Rosslyn‘s did in South America in the 1800s with shipping and we’re angry that she’s actually that person or we’re calling it a lie.
Listen to “Mission Begins” by Stu Phillips.
The Illuminati: Yes that is what happened. We’re having a lot of problems right now. We’ve been selling children and not selling children-
And he seemed like a light to us. We thought that he was guiding us toward something that was productive.
A hater: What I’m saying though is that the whole premise doesn’t make sense. Why are you holding her accountable for something you also claim isn’t even possible?
The song ends.
Listen to “The Purse” by Stu Phillips.
The Illuminati:  That’s a very good point. I think it’s probably because he believed that he was the Kaiser.  He didn’t recognize the difference between his own identity and the energy he was channeling of the actual Kaiser Frederick III. 
So he believed that he was this person and he’s just a guy from a poor background who made it rich. So that’s who he is and he’s in authority over her, she can’t be some British aristocrat.
A hater: That actually makes sense.
So you have us all thinking we’re the German Kaiser 
The song ends.
Listen to “South Side” by Moby.
The Illuminati: Yes, we do. Using the demonic and other avenues of creative control that we have at our disposal we have a majority of the public thinking that, in relation to her, they are the German Kaiser Frederick III. 
A hater: I do feel like I have some reason to be angry at her, but then it’s a little bit ridiculous and yet I feel like it’s important to me. Do you guys not understand though, that this is like spiritual schizophrenia in a weird way? 
I’m not the German Kaiser. I have a feeling I’m angry, but I wonder if it’s even as angry as I feel like I should be. Do you use the Holy Spirit and pervert the Holy Spirit? How are you? Confusing me?
The Illuminati: If it’s possible to pervert the Holy Spirit and make it seem like it’s saying something different than it is then we’ve done that?
I would think that you can’t really do that but we may have imitated the Holy Spirit. And unfortunately, no we have not done that with Lacey, but there are Christians who want to kill her for talking to dead people who are probably being motivated by an imitation of the Holy Spirit, to be honest.
When we talk about her, do you feel any sympathy for her at all…or do you just feel self-righteous like an angry German from the 1800s?
