It’s Alexei Romanov…versus Zhang Li.
It’s Alexei Romanov…as Vladimir Putin.
It’s…Zhang Li as Bobby Kennedy Junior.
Bobby is the crown prince of the American Dynasty, the Kennedys. And, of course, Vladimir Putin…in this hypothetical demonstration…is…a Romanov.
A Chinese man from 2026: Bobby, I’m trying to think she’s racist and it’s not necessarily working splendidly. What what is your family‘s background?
Bobby: My family owns land in rural China, their farmers, and we have a store.
A Chinese man from 2026: So how big is the store?
Bobby: It’s not very big.
It’s the size of one of those stores that used to be in neighborhoods in America in the past, what people called a corner store and what became known as sort of “a mom and pop shop”.
Listen to “Suite for Jazz Orchestra No. 2, Waltz” by Dmitry Shostakovich.
Mr. Li: I am going to kick your ass.
Alexei Romanov: Where? How? What are you going to do?
Mr Li: I don’t know.
I have to check first with my family.
Hold on.
Alexei Romanov: I’m sorry, I can’t wait that long. I have a country to run Bobby. I have to go tend to things.
Zhang Li: *thinks*
OK, then I will bomb- I will bomb your house!
Alexei Romanov: I’m gonna let you talk to my secretary, no offense.

Cameron Diaz: Bobby…I don’t think this is such a good idea…
Bobby: Hold on!
I’m gonna take care of it.
It’s gonna be fine.
Mariya Volokh: I am his secretary for the moment.
Cameron Diaz: I would take this as a huge compliment.
Bobby: OK!
Cool!
So, I guess this is awkward, but…I’m going to destroy Vladimir Putin.
Mariya Volokh: OK well I’m in America. So, I guess that’s what you’re gonna do.
I don’t know.
Bobby: OK, but you are Putin’s secretary?
Listen to “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree” as performed by Brenda Lee.
Mariya: Yes!
Of course.
Pete Hegseth: No, he banged this chick.
Bobby: Well, I could bang her too, very easily.
I’m not intimidated.
*he scoffs*
Mariya: So, you’re gonna bomb Putin‘s house or something?
1:06
Bobby: Yes, I’m I’m going to harm him…very badly…with a giant bomb!
The song ends.
The song restarts.
Mariya: How-How are you going to do it?
Zhang Li: I’m going to use my powers…with my friendships…to harm him very badly.
You should be scared and so should he!
Mariya: Your friendships?
You’re gonna use friendship…to get someone to bomb his house for you?
Zelensky: Bobby, do you understand what you’re saying right now or not really?
Zhang Li: I’m just playing chicken!
Calm down.
It’s just I’m Bobby Kennedy Junior and I am having a Tata with the crown prince of Russia OK? And I’m having a tête-à-tête.
I am explaining to him that he is going to get his ass kicked and handed to him.
*he sounds nervous, although he’s hiding it*
1:24
Mariya: *left the conversation, a few minutes ago*
Zelensky: How about you just talk to me?
The song ends.
Listen to “Jingle Bell Rock” as performed by Brenda Lee.
Bobby: OK, but then how am I going to continue my frank…difficult discussion, with Vladmir.
Zelensky: I don’t know.
I think maybe it’s just over.
Zhang Li: No!
1:15
Zelensky: Yes, Bobby.
I don’t think you gave him the impression that you were a real threat…
Zhang Li: I am very threatening!
Zelensky: Listen, if there’s reincarnation, I have a feeling as the man you once were in China you may be were! Right? A somewhat threatening man in person! In person to person combat.
But…as you are…in this moment, I don’t think you’re scaring him.
Listen to “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” by Brenda Lee.
Zhang Li: *stunned*
No, I’m a very scary person!
*he says, sincerely*
An American woman: Yeah, OK!
And, Zhang…I think everyone can be scary when they get angry…and start being threatening. But, I don’t think you’re scaring the leader of Russia.
The song ends.
Listen to “Winter Wonderland” as performed by Brenda Lee.
Zhang Li: I did not create myself!! *he says, VERY upset*
Lem: That is so true.
The Li family of the 1700’s: Bobby, we told you not to come back if there’s reincarnation.
Why did you do it?
The song ends.
Listen to “A Marshmallow World” as performed by Brenda Lee.
Zhang Li: I got confused. It was very tempting. I’m sorry. *he laughs*
The Li family of the 1700’s: What was it that tempted you, son?
Zhang Li: *looks nervous*
I thought it looked like fun…
The Li family of the 1700’s: *cries, if there’s reincarnation*
The song ends.
God: That is actually what happened, if there’s reincarnation.
He actually did start to think that it looked like a lot of fun to be born into a rich family, in the United States of America, in the 50s.
An admittedly “stupid America” Millennial: What exactly did we do? To really make you mad, God?
God: Thank you for asking. I’ll expect you to be accountable, for what I share here. Can you do that? Or do you need more space?
Serious question.
An admittedly “stupid American”: I don’t know.
I’m having a hard time taking her humanity all that seriously, at the moment.
Another Christian: I’m not.
An admittedly “stupid American”: Well, good for you!
*they roll their eyes*
Another Christian: Are you threatening me?
An admittedly “stupid American”: Yes.
Another Christian: You can’t do that. That’s literally not allowed.
She’s a Christian too.
An admittedly “stupid American”:
*thinks*
Oh!
*thinks*
That’s right.
*thinks*
Okay. Well…my bad.
Excuse me.
Lacey: This is terrifying.
God: Indeed.
Alexei Romanov (in this hypothetical demonstration): Sweetheart…dearest…don’t be scared.
I’m sure you’re quite alright.
Lacey: Oh!
I never truly doubted you.
Alexei Romanov: *smiles*
Pity this is such a mess.
Lacey: Are you quite alright!?
Alexei Romanov: Oh!
No, I’m fine.
Really!!!
Lacey: Good.
Lem: She’s not sleeping with him. But…she’s still impressed by him. And Bobby confused her. And that’s my fault, actually.
And…he’s…still vaguely in love. *he smiles* He’s also a gentleman, and…noble.
A reader: Lem…you’re actually manifesting and sleeping with her?
Lem: Yes.
That’s the fiction, of course.
In 2016…she was savagely attacked, by the Illuminati. Whatever they are. And…in 2019…in the spring…I started…interacting with her. And…we fell in love.
This is the thing. It’s incredibly scary. This is scary.
Not for her. For you. For whoever is reading this.
But…based on the premise of this fiction…she has no choice. She’s fighting for her safety. These people are vicious.
So…we’re simply explaining…reality.
It’s not weird, really, for us. I’m just dead. Okay? That’s pretty ordinary. …And she’s…my wife. Whether that means now or later or in the past or all of thee above, is God’s business. But she’s my wife.
Her kids are my kids. And…I pray for them all. Consistently.
Yes, God is allowing us to interact. Some. Not as much as we would like.
Jonah Wiley: I’ve had time to process it. And…honestly…I’m worried now…that it’s real.
You don’t go away.
You seem…real.
And…I get the sense you actually are Lem.
Let me ask you this: WHY!? Why did you fall away from your faith?
I can tell you died as a Christian. But…what the hell, man!? Why!?
Lem: Lacey was…literally dying. From…neglect. After the birth of her first child. Her thyroid was dying. She had been through too much sincere rejection, since childhood…and her body couldn’t handle it anymore.
That’s when she first started being visited by ghosts who she could truly sense. F. Scott Fitzgerald was the first. …He helped her have peace about her life.
…I didn’t have that.
Why? Well…I wasn’t as close to God.
Lacey has been trying to talk with God since she was a child. She’s been trying to…worship him since she was a child. That’s what her church taught her to do. And so she did it.
So…when her thyroid began to die…which would still kill her today…if not for modern medicine…God was able to intervene. And…no. It wasn’t necromancy. She simply…saw a ghost. Scott appeared to her. Just once. Late at night. In his statue. …It was actually very beautiful.
And from that…she felt that…she could let go and trust that…someday she’d be truly cherished. Truly loved.
…You guys…try.
Okay?
Try to stay with me, and understand.
…I was raised Episcopalian. And that was Christianity. That was real Christianity. …I was a real Christian.
…I’d have been a…Christian. Truly. But a very what was called “mainstream Christian”. Nowadays it’s not called “mainstream Christianity” as often, but 30 years ago, that’s what it was called. And that’s what I would have been.
But, a sincere Christian, nonetheless.
What happened? Well…I was molested.
I was molested by an Episcopalian priest. A man. In his 30’s. And yes, he has other victims.
And…not only did it confuse me about my identity, it also made me feel…hatred for Christianity, to some degree. Not completely. A part of me always believed, regardless what I said. Or did. Because…I knew God was real…as a child. And you don’t lose that, oftentimes. At least, I didn’t.
So…I guess…I got the idea in my head that…Christianity was a scam. Or maybe a scam. And then…I…lost my connection to God.
On occasion I would go to church. Even when some of the weirdest photos of me were taken. …But…I just kept feeling skeptical.
But yes, before I died…I had…essentially decided that I was going to have to just give-up trying to figure out God…and just…die and go to Heaven and…be…saved, as you call it. No more of my intellectual endeavoring. Time to just…die in peace, with Christ.
A man: So you were a Christian, when you died!?
Lem: Yes.
That might not seem possible. I understand.
But, I actually was.
I’m sorry I confused people.
Another man: Lem…you acted gay…that much?
Lem: Well…I wasn’t that good. But…yes.
I was…determined.
In this photo…I was too distracted by trying to look good on camera and stay on the vehicle…to look that gay. And…that’s why Lacey can use this photo. Because…I couldn’t…focus enough to look gay. Well, not that much.
The same thing here, because I was high, actually:
I styled myself to try to look gay. But…I was too high here to completely remember to act gay. I’m still in the habit of…smiling in a gay manner…but my actual orientation sneaks out. Just slightly.
Whereas here?
I was trying to make my eyes look pretty.
I was…still heterosexual. And you can see it…if you know what is and is not real. But…let me break it down for you.
Okay! First of all, I walked around constantly with this mindset: “Lem!” I said to myself. “Lem, you’re a damn faggot! Don’t you forget it! And if anyone ever thinks otherwise…they could get hurt. Real bad! Because, Lem, YOU’RE A FAG.” So…those are…pretty eyes. Because…to attract a man? Well…you should make your eyes look…pretty. Like a woman.
The smile? I gave Jack what they call oral sex. And…I was…hinting at that. Because…Jack wanted me to. To be…daring. And it made me feel uncomfortable. I was actually very angry at him, in this picture. But…he thought it was funny to be rebellious and so did I.
Everything else is actually heterosexual. I was so angry and uncomfortable…that all I could focus on was my face. …So…you see a bit of my real personality in this picture.
A Millennial: I’m actually starting to see it. Also? You look good. …This makes sense of why she…is so into you.
And I’m sorry you have to explain.
Lem: Yeah.
I did it to myself, in a way.
Thank you. I can photograph well, unlike Lacey.
She’s a lot better looking in person. See…I can figure out what looks good. Like, if I move my eyes a certain way. …She honestly doesn’t always know. She’s not that…calculating, in that way. …I was a salesman. She’s not a natural saleswoman. At all.
I may not be being perfectly heard, by her. But this is my general response, almost entirely.
I was straight.
And actually, here’s more proof:
The death toll is 68. With 15 in critical condition.
Lacey isn’t crazy.
I was and am heterosexual.
What she’s reading in my body, took her years to discern, and she’s an unusually perceptive and intelligent person when it comes to pattern recognition. There are a lot of people who believe that they know better than her and they simply don’t. I acted, but my body said otherwise. And my body was heterosexual because I am heterosexual.
I was straight.
Let’s talk about the numbers Lacey said yesterday. There may not be reincarnation, but she was getting those numbers from someone. Someone who feels bad for her because she doesn’t really know. How can you? And on the off chance that she actually was reincarnated she needs help because people have taken her far more seriously and she’s been safer entertaining the idea. And she can, because she sees a theologically sound way, where it’s possible. If people disagree with her as a Christian they need to be far more respectful and direct. Making an assumption about her character, and her Christianity based on this blog may be sinful in of itself, if you’re assuming something hateful about her. 
I can guarantee you I’m Lem Billings. I can guarantee you that we’re in love. I can guarantee you that I am with her for eternity and that she’s mine through Christ, and that we are going to be very happy and we already are in some ways. 
I cannot guarantee you about reincarnation because it’s not safe, regardless.
That being said, let’s talk about those numbers because they actually are interesting just from his historical perspective, if nothing else. And by the way, if I seem frighteningly heterosexual, and that really stuns you that should not be surprising I guess… because I pretended to be homosexual. I actually was straight.
So you may think, “What!? How are you employing 80 people?”
*he laughs*
There were people who took care of people, first of all. So you know about a valet?  And you know about a nanny?  We had other people, if it was we, other than just a nanny and a valet.  There were at least 10 people on the upstairs staff who were there just to take care of the family.  Three of them would have been for the children.  Yes, just the children had three staff.  And those were full-time employees. And part of the reason why you had more than one, is because people got sick. People got tired. There were many things to do and you wanted the house to be as perfect as possible, and there was more fear of illness back then. 
So you had three staff just for the children. Then there were three other staff for the lady of the house. She had people doing shopping for her, cleaning for her, tending to her clothes, tending to her every whim. Those are six people. You guys don’t understand the level of wealth and difficulty that existed before you, seemingly?
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