Bobby: YO!!!
*people start listening*
Bobby: Aye!
Yo, ma people!
*people listen, with varying reactions*
Bobby: RULE NUMBER TWO!
I like when people tan.
*he waits for a reaction*
Bobby: I hesitated with this one. Because I knew it was going to hurt a lot of people’s feelings. But… I gots to do what I gots to do.
*he waits for a reaction*
Listen to Madonna “Material Girl”.
Cheryl: So want me to be a blond bimbo who smokes pot. And keeps a tan?
Bobby: YES!!!
Cheryl: Did it.
Bobby: *nods and smiles*
Yuppers.
She da girl fo’ me.
*later*
Listen to “No Rain” by Blind Melon.
A Hmong man: What the hell did you think “wrecked” was?!?
Earlier today.
*later*
The perfume collector: I’m sorry, what? *she says, sounding annoyed and superior*
A Hmong man: Ahh…-
You’re a bitch.
