(For entertainment purposes only)
The Illuminati: One thing that’s shocked me, over the years, is how many people have desperately wanted to take Lacey down. Not for being a bad person, but for being genuinely superior, in some real way. Like better looking or smarter.
It’s been demoralizing, gross and yet… I feel better about being a worthless ass to most people alive today, knowing how secretly heartless a lot you are. You all are awful.
She actually is a good person.
A reader: What happened?
The Illuminati: Yeah. I know!
Umm…-
*sighs*
Micheal Rockefeller comes from the Rockefeller family. You’ve all heard of them?
Casi: Yes.
A hater: Oh my gosh! A Rockefeller!
*they laugh at Lacey, assuming absolute victory*
The Illuminati: Okay. Yeah, but she’s not actually falling apart. And he is really Micheal Rockefeller.
*they wait for the haters to calm down and stop laughing*
She was supposed to marry him. We’re positive.
Not all of us are dumb.
…And apparently, Chris channels his energy. Not, the actual Micheal Rockefeller, but… some sort of residual energy Micheal Rockefeller left behind. And Chris has used it for over a decade, to make himself more popular with American people. He’s a famous journalist.
We encourage our members to channel energy. To do… lots of different things. Marilyn Monroe, for example, used to often channel energy in her performances. It’s a very common practice.
And anyway, Chris, channels Micheal Rockefeller.
Casi: I already know where this is going.
The Illuminati: Not necessarily.
…When we were first interacting with Lacey… over a decade ago, we didn’t understand that she was interacting with Michael.
So, she would say, “I think I love you!” to Michael. And we’d laugh at her, because Chris didn’t even really like her that much.
