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Forget everything you just read I will tell you the truth.

It is all about acceptance.

It is all about perception.

*They all expect Lacey to instantly capitulate. And when she doesn’t they get enraged.*

How does this not make instant sense to you!? Oh my God! *They scream, enraged.*

“It just doesn’t and I’ve tried to explain that many times. Hopefully you’ve had some sense of that. Keep going.” says Lacey.

Social class is based on popularity. It’s just like high school that’s all there is to it at all.

If you hadn’t been snorting drugs, or shooting up or killing people or whatever the fuck it is that you did or sleeping or being ugly, you would’ve learned that an in history class in high school like I did at my school system and in rural Wisconsin.

The social class system of Europe is really just about high school semantical bullshit. Europe had no sense of honor. PERIOT! They’re all dishonorable colonialists…PERIOD!! so there’s absolutely nothing to social class…even in Hindu-ass-loser-bullshit. It’s just a bunch of popularity nonsense.

“Then what is jihad?” says Islam.

I mean, I don’t fucking know.

So I guess that’s just religious and there ain’t nothing to the whole aristocratic thing.

“That’s not how the British aristocrats would’ve seen things.” says Iran.

But we don’t have to listen to those people and their nonsense anymore because it’s just nonsense. They have no sense of honor.

“Do you think I have a sense of honor that they don’t?” says Islam.

Yeah, I mean you guys are basically just angels who have been misunderstood by white people forever.

“Even when we violently repressed people in ways that are very draconian and unjust?” says Iran.

You do that because of colonialism. You don’t do that because you want to. You do that because you have to.

“So you don’t think that I have the intelligence and wherewithal to think for myself, even though there are no white people running my country?” says Iran.

I think that they have a loose hand on your country, which is what I was trying to say the whole time. I think they have a loose grip on your country.

“Then why don’t I have a loose grip on them unless if I am inferior?” he says.

I maybe you are inferior OK?

“I’m not and my evil is my own evil. I’m not doing it because some white person has a gun to my head. If I can’t maintain my own power with no one white even here that proves that we’re inferior or that there’s something wrong here and how would they be controlling me that way?” says Iran.

“Sweetie, you’re losing your argument and I’m just gonna call it. He’s right. But I’m curious to see: what would that be? What would the invisible hand be?” says a middle class white woman.

“It would be some sort of white, possibly Jewish financed plot. So basically, they would have a sort of demonic supernatural control over Islam that they wrestled from us not necessarily in any particular time. Necessarily. But more just in general. There may be lots of theories.

Lacey what actually is happening in your estimation?” asks Islam.

“I can sense something. No I can sense something. I’m trying to think. 

I think it has something to do with the 1920s possibly the 1910s. Maybe mostly in America. The Jews were definitely in on it, but I do think you may have over emphasized their role I think they may have gone along with things to be honest mostly to sort of fit in. jewish people I think are in survival mode, and they may actually have a sense of honor at times that’s quite real that has been both defiled from within, and also misunderstood from without their very mysterious people.

Oh, let’s see what else I suspected had something to do with controlling you I think you scared them. I’m not sure if Henry Ford was a part of it or not but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was. The idea would’ve been that they knew that you were going to end up being a problem in the future because of how much oil you had. I mean this was right after that whole debacle, right was being shoved into the dirt from the foot of JD Rockefeller

So hilarious you’re not they may have seen you all as JD Rockefeller with dark skin and thought we sure as hell ain’t gonna fall for that shit

And so they may have somehow decided to be dishonorable obviously and control you. I don’t know how they did it or how they do it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it involves witchcraft.” says Lacey.

“Maybe!” says Putin.

“What sort of witchcraft?” says a Muslim.

“IT’S POSSIBLY IN…THE MONEY.” says Lacey.

“As HAL always used to say…‘It’s not the money. IT’S THE MONEY.” says Jasmine French.

“How?” says a Muslim.

“Ahh…it’s literally in the money.” says Lacey.

A Muslim holds up a Dollar bill.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“Where? How!?” says Islam.

“The foliage, there may be blood in the ink, and obviously Egypt.” says Lacey. “Those are my suspicions, first impression.”

“So I use the Dollar…and they con me?” he says.

“YUP!” says Lacey. “You have no blood of Jesus.”

“Why would it work? If Christians are just correct. How would it work?” he says.

“Did you capture Egypt through holy means? Maybe not. What else? You’re vulnerable.

I mean…we’re all vulnerable. As humans. So you either messed-up if Allah is God…or as I would see it…you may be more vulnerable. May be. It’s not clear to me at this time.” says Lacey.

“Okay. But HOW!?” he says.

She thinks. “I keep thinking it has something to do with blood.”

“And ink?” says the woman.

“YES! Or some ritual involving hands.” says Lacey.

“Ahh! The literal handing over of money?” says a Muslim.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“To control us, screw us over, and use us to make money from continuing unrest?” says Islam.

“Yes.” says Lacey. “You don’t think that’s possible suddenly?”

“Erin insists this is bullshit. And I think she’s being sincere.” he says.

“Why do you have to care?” asks Lacey. “Are you all cock sucking Dalits?”

“No!” says Iran.

“Then why do you have to care?” asks Lacey.

“Diplomacy.” says Hamas.

“Fair!” says Lacey.

“Do you know for a fact that what you’re saying is true?” says Hamas.

“NO!! It’s not at all that certain. But if it helps you in a holy way…then so be it.” says Lacey.

And so…ahh…I made Lacey share all of that!

“HOW!??” yells the DNC.

By my authority in this country as a real aristocrat.

“That’s not at all what happened. She is on fairly good terms with them. It’s purely between them. It had nothing to do with you, possibly almost at all. Would you like to start over again?” asks the CIA.

Yes!!

“ I am one of those gay men from the previous post. I think there’s reincarnation I believe she’s Scotia, and I’ve just figured out I’m mad at her, and I refused to use my logic to realize that it’s plausible that lame could be straight and have been straight. There could be some sexual attraction from my end towards him. That’s definitely a possibility, but I also suspect that I’m mad at her Do you know why” says a gay man.

“ why?” says a reader.

“ because I happen to know that my husband came home from fighting with her and had the sniffles.” he says.

“Okay?” says the CIA.

“ no he had the sniffles. He was some sort of chest cold he was in bed for weeks and he never fully recovered. We had 20 years left together of him being bedridden I mean, especially if she’s kosher that’s what happened and it was miserable and I’m mad at her because he was the love of my life.” says that gay man.

“ you do realize that’s insane the right people you know when they have employment can get sick?” says a CEO.

“ yes, I do realize that but it bothers me.” he says.

“ that’s insane.” says the CEO.

“ to be honest with you if I saw her, I’d be cold towards her if this is even if if there’s if I’m even yeah, if this is even possible, I would probably just be cold towards her and I I interesting I would probably just be cold towards her and be like Lacey I can be your friend but I’m not real keen on you.” he says.

“ but then you try to use the authority of Great Britain sweetie and that’s insane.” says Queen Camilla.

“ then how do I make this work?” he says.

“ what are you trying to do?” says Diana.

“ i’m trying to hold her accountable because in my head she’s Monsanto and my husband came home from battle sick or she’s a coal mine or she is any number of other evil overlord organizations. You know my husband does song and dance routines. I’m not making this up in the Egyptian Scotia army and he came back sick.” he says.

“ but but but then how is this her responsibility think my dear think it doesn’t make any sense.” says a CEO.

“ love does it make sense? I don’t care I am mad.” he says.

“ fine but then that’s a bit unreasonable and absurd.” says the UK.

“ you know I partially realize that which is where I was going to say I would be cold to her in public and that I wouldn’t bother her at all. I would just be cold and she’d get the point.” he says.

“ no, I wouldn’t unfortunately.” says Lacey.

“ what if I said fuck you out of the blue?” he says.

“ to disown people that wouldn’t be safe for yourself or for them or other people to me it would be, and if you said that to me if this is really what happened, it would jog my memory and I think oh no but yeah I don’t know that you are being unreasonable, possibly I don’t think you understand we weren’t just sitting around doing nothing. We were fighting for something.” says Lacey.

“ I think I’m still mad.” he says.

“ OK but there’s nothing I can do unless if you want me to go back to Eve, and like punch her in the face or some thing?” says Lacey.

“ I hear you I actually might want you to if this is real. I actually might want you to do that.” he says.

“ but is that good for your soul to expect me to do it? Why don’t you go do it if you’re such a man?” says Lacey.

“ you’re right that’s very hard for me to do because she seems womanly and then I feel like it’s inappropriate.” he says.

“ and you’re right but if in the afterlife this proves to be correct why didn’t you why haven’t you found the actual original eve and just punched her in the face are you chicken? Are you a coward or are you a liar?” says Lacey.

Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.

Kate walks in tries to have a heart to heart with Matt.

“Mathieu I am hot in a way that you’re not.” says Kate.

3:23

“ Kate, you are sexy pants.” says Matt.

“We are speaking in our spirit and it’s getting weird. I am so much cooler and smarter than this.” says Kate.

“ you’re not! Why the fuck did I marry you? Ick!” says Matt.

“ because I am a hard worker.” she says.

“ was that really why?” says Matt.

“ yeah I think it was actually. I think that was why.” says Kate.

Matt faints.

The song starts over.

“ this is why I try to use logic and involve the heart, but not just use logic.” says Lacey to all gay men.

“ i’m not joining your army. I am not joining your army, Lacey.” says a gay man, smiling. 

“ OK fine if that’s what happen fine I just wanted you to understand. I just wanted to put it out there.” says Lacey. 

“ sweetie that’s like dead energy that’s like you were over that if you were friends with Rupert Brook, you guys talked about this and he talked you out of it along time ago who put you back onto this idea?” he says.

“ oh, let me think that was it was a while ago it felt weird it felt really weird you know I hate to say it. It was the kids at school. It was kids at school who are bullying me, and making fun of me saying that I was a lesbian and I’m not one in high school, and so somehow in my subconscious if there’s reincarnations, I was watching Will and Grace and they were so cheerful and lovely and I thought in my subconscious if I’m Scotia, I thought maybe I should just start the army again.” says Lacey.

“ so willing grace gave you the idea if your Scotia to try starting the Scotia army again with actual gay man, you used homosexual gay man I would not be remotely surprised if that’s true, so you got the idea from will and grace to start the Scotia army again if there’s reincarnation?” he says.

“ yes.” says Lacey.

“ which scene which episode where?” he says.

“ how could you be more antagonistic or is that not possible?” says Lem.

“ it was not I can’t member particular episode it it probably was in 2000 or 2001 and it was in a scene where they were in their living room something about Grace walking in and Karen and Will and how cheerful he was I was sold on it it just his cheerfulness just sold me on it.” says Lacey.

“ so his cheerfulness yeah and he’s the one who’s supposed to be closeted, but you knew he wasn’t and you thought oh dang he was cheerful and what else?” he says.

“ efficient, hard-working diligent, but really more than anything cheerful you may be never thought in a battle. Let me tell you the mentality his effervescent determination. If I’m Scotia, was exactly what we needed when we were at our absolute lowest cause he was going to make it happen with a smile on his face, and he did.” says Lacey.

“ but you were the leader?” says another gay man.

“ yes yes I was a leader if you could actually submit to me not just be constantly arguing with me like a bunch of fucking idiots. You might find out that I’m actually very good at organizing things. Putin knows that Iran knows that, so just China do you think this is a joke it’s not.” says Lacey.

“ so you were the sexy, sultry Egyptian woman who had a hot tits hanging out and they were all these genuinely almost entirely gay men and then you were fighting in a war and Putin, and end at end, and one was not aroused by the men he was probably actually more intrigued by the battle?” says another gay man.

“ yes and concerned about her because I don’t think a wife should be fighting. I think that’s a husband’s job.” says Lem.

“ but you can do it I mean you were really good at organizing the battle. You just couldn’t physically do it all yourself you guys were sneaky you were very sneaky army.” says the gay man.

“We weren’t dishonorable we were difficult, the psychological understanding that we had of things. Oh, guess it was if this is real we were almost unstoppable because we I had strategy they had other strategies that worked with my strategy. We had fun and there could’ve been couples in the army, who fought together and didn’t have problems. There were some people who had people at home And they just I mean it was cool that we were very super very lethal and very honorable.” says Lacey.

“ OK I think as a gay man who is not that physically astute and who has a bit of an ego test it’s hard for me to except that there could’ve been a decent guy who was buff and brilliant, who was faithful like Braveheart who was gay?” he says.

“ not all Scottish men are OK if there’s reincarnation making Braveheart is offensive to me it’s a joke compared to the actual bravely bravery of the Scottish people. I don’t think they’ll Gibson meant to be that evil but it’s a joke he doesn’t look like us not really maybe slightly but not really and he he seems so gay the way he smiles it’s like he’s ready to go into song and dance and start shaking his ass any minute and if I’m actually Scotia that would’ve possibly happened there are some contrived gay mannerisms and then there are some mannerisms that are gay that are some how do you say makes sense to gay men. And that’s the problem. If there’s reincarnation, he was trying to channel Scottish warriors and a lot of those men might’ve been gay, but not all Scottish men are, and then being that severe difficult Scotsman, kind of like Sean Connery is not easy Colin Farrell could do it Sean Connery himself can do it but it really Hass to be authentic or it looks stupid eventually and Hollywood never seems to learn that lesson.” says Lacey.

“ no I am mostly straight if not entirely I don’t think I could’ve thought in that are me and to be honest with you I think I did a pretty good job in that role but if she doesn’t agree with me that’s fine it might not be true it doesn’t mean I’m not a brilliant actor if I just mean that that movie should not have been made.” says Mel Gibson. “ how many movies were the web for good actors in who were excellent actors in the past North Hollywood Lawrence Olivier I mean come on it’s common Disney. I’m not a good actor. Actually, it really is interesting though, because is she telling us some thing and it’s just like OK fine or is she or is she confused? I would love to see us finally figure that out theologically.”

1:50

2:06

“ Chris we’re in love.” says Kate.

“ I don’t really wanna do this right now but I guess so I guess we are.

oh my gosh.” he says.

“ see I finally got him to admit it Lacey does this with the Muslims and her husband all the time I finally got him to admit it he’s madly in love with me.” says Kate bobbing her head.

2:58

“I’m an aristocrat.” says a Delina perfume girl in tandem with Erin.

“ why do you assume that the actual aristocracy isn’t irritated by that?” says Lem.

“ because it’s cool to wear T-shirts and jeans that don’t fit you well and have hair that’s all stringy and gross and orange and green and wear make up from Maybelline on television that’s sexy and rich.” says Erin.

“ why is that sexy and rich?” says Elsie.

“ because it’s like retro.” says Erin.

“ how is it retro?” says Lem.

“ because they looks like shit back then I’ve seen those women on Instagram who try to do the make up like the people in the past and they were look stupid so they look like shit back then and real person so it’s like if you kind a look a little shitty it’s just retro.” says Erin.

“ Aaron, you’re really a little ugly.” says Elsie.

The song starts over.

“ I’m gonna take that as a compliment, and just keep being better than everyone.” says Erin.

“ do you have anything to you other than an ego sweetie?” says God.

“No.” she says, if there’s an Illuminati.

“ so you really just have a very like you’re a very robotic mind like a zombie robots and an ego?” says the CIA, if there’s an Illuminati.

“ yeah basically I’m not that bright. I’m not that deep and I’ve sacrificed most of myself just to see him better than other people.” says Erin.

“ do you know your narcissistically accused Lacey of being that?” says the CIA.

“ I I did but I’m not going to ever admit that yeah I called her but I couldn’t go testicle robot back in 2015.” she says.

“ who you were making a joke except I’m not stupid, so I’m not gonna fall for it. What the fuck is wrong with you?” says the CIA.

“ do you know if I am not much of a problem? Why don’t you just kill me?” says Erin in a whiny annoying white spoiled peasant voice if there’s an Illuminati.

“ because we’re not allowed to. We don’t ideally want anyone to die you’re still US citizen and we’re not really allowed to because we don’t control the country the illuminati does and we’re in debt to a lot of countries and Hollywood’s not making much money anymore so they’re selling kids possibly that’s been happening for a while. We been covering her tracks by sewing children. Why did you assume that we were so fucking rich sweetie and that you’d be able to just shit all over everyone?” says the CIA if there’s an Illuminati.

“ you know I feel slightly hurt by that so I’m just gonna ignore it and go away. Fuck you I win fuck you I win!” says Erin.

“except we’re having very serious international global issues because the Jennifer Aniston and a lot of other pizza party Powells of yours who feel empathy for you don’t want you to die because they think you’re just a difficult person. What do you want us to do about that this blog is explaining reality, there are a lot of people who already would suspect you have being a child molesting piece of shit who have never even read this blog, and thought that before this blog was ever written, so what do you expect us to do to protect you if this blog is real, and they’re angry at you for a real reason?” says the CIA.

3:45

“ I don’t think you have a problem. I think it just works out in your favor eventually we’ll just see how.” says Erin, if there’s an Illuminati.

“ hey how are you in aristocrat then Erin?” says Lem.

“ I went to Notre Dame that’s it right there in a nutshell and I also have some other connections and I worked my way to the top and in the process I became incredibly sophisticated like Elsie that I didn’t need a man I just worked really hard so I got into Notre Dame. I worked really hard and now I’m an aristocrat.” says Erin.

The song starts over.

“ but where did you get the authority from?” says Iran, confused.

“ from MSNBC and Notre Dame!” she says really annoyed.

“ but then why isn’t everyone who goes to Notre Dame and who appears on MSNBC and aristocrat?” says CIA.

“ I don’t know help me, Rupert Murdoch I don’t know I’m getting scared someone help me help me help me help me help me please please please!” she violently and perversely whines, if there’s an Illuminati.

“ Aaron explain yourself how is your authority and title.” says Lem.

“ because not everyone has that combination.” says Erin, desperately trying.

“ but there that they could theoretically, and I don’t think you’d think they were in aristocrat.” says the CIA. “ you’ve already admitted to that and you’re trapped, so keep defending yourself.”

“ I hope so. It’s not like it’s not about it’s not it’s not about it’s not about Notre Dame. It’s about the way that I went there and the way that I am like just better than other people.” she says.

“ but that could just be insanity Aaron other people work hard if we’re poor than you and they’re bad food stamps, and if they appeared on MSNBC, they wouldn’t suddenly become an aristocrat. They would end up in Chris Hayes‘s book, especially if they were black as a colony and an Asian.” says Asia.

“ oh, I just feel like it’s in me. I just feel like it’s in me.” says Erin.

“ you got that from me I gave that to you cause I stole it from Lacey on my wedding day your son Wisconsin. I stole some of her granddaughter through my husbands dick and you got it because I’m a dumbass bitch potentially.” says Kate.

“ maybe there’s something to you that psychically rhyme a little messed up but I feel like it’s from Notre Dame Kate, not from Wisconsin.” says Erin.

“ then how did you keep referencing Wisconsin over and over and over again like it meant something.” says the CIA.

“ OK fine that’s I’ll just remove myself. I still think it’s from Notre Dame. I fucked up but I still think it’s from Notre Dame.” says Erin.

“ Aaron that’s bullshit and if that’s true, she’s better than you through her husband and possibly even through you and DED University of Notre Dame has the same letters as the University of North Dakota, which is already kind of weird.

You guys seem like stupid ass, drunken Irish people based just on that if I’m being blunt. Sweetie Notre Dame is an Irish Catholic football school and it’s a College. It’s not an elite prestigious, aristocratic Catholic educational experience. It’s an aristocratical maybe football school it’s not quite as aristocratic as you think there are a lot of schools that are better than that including her husband’s, alma mater, and her own, possibly Your rating system sweetie is arbitrary shit out of your ass so you’re going to have to sort of move from logic because you have no firm logic behind anything you think, based on any sort of like land or title or any sort of history, or even the money itself necessarily, if you could finally let us into your mind to figure out what the hell it is, you people actually think we would love to know But you’re going to have to actually Splaine yourself and not just try to shit everyone it’s possible people have never actually evaluated people the way that you and a lot of Americans ““ do because it isn’t practical it’s not feasible, even if somehow it’s intuitive and you could just be a moron, who is insanely self important, and the illuminati broke down but we would like to think that maybe there’s something to what you’re saying so if you could try to explain yourself, that would be great. You’ve never done that all these this entire decade you’ve you’ve barely even tried at all. I wouldn’t say you’ve really tried at all and so try just fucking try.” says the CIA.

Later.

“I’m Elsie Hill. Not the Baroness from The Sound of Music.” says Erin.

“YES!” says the CIA.

“But I did pull myself up by my own bootstraps.” says Erin.

“YES. …But who is Elsie Hill without Louis??” says the CIA.

“Then how do you make it work?” asks Elsie. “Maybe you can’t.”

“ I mean theoretically, you could start your own army, as I actually may have, but unfortunately will have to rely on the help of men that’s just the nature of the fallen world.” says Lacey.

“ what if when I choose to I can have a heart.” says Erin.

“ then you chose to have no heart with Lacey possibly at all and you often choose that with everyone.” says the CIA, if there’s an Illuminati.