“Erin Explains Social Class” by Lem listening to Erin and writing her thoughts

Forget everything you just read I will tell you the truth.

It is all about acceptance.

It is all about perception.

*They all expect Lacey to instantly capitulate. And when she doesn’t they get enraged.*

How does this not make instant sense to you!? Oh my God! *They scream, enraged.*

“It just doesn’t and I’ve tried to explain that many times. Hopefully you’ve had some sense of that. Keep going.” says Lacey.

Social class is based on popularity. It’s just like high school that’s all there is to it at all.

If you hadn’t been snorting drugs, or shooting up or killing people or whatever the fuck it is that you did or sleeping or being ugly, you would’ve learned that an in history class in high school like I did at my school system and in rural Wisconsin.

The social class system of Europe is really just about high school semantical bullshit. Europe had no sense of honor. PERIOT! They’re all dishonorable colonialists…PERIOD!! so there’s absolutely nothing to social class…even in Hindu-ass-loser-bullshit. It’s just a bunch of popularity nonsense.

“Then what is jihad?” says Islam.

I mean, I don’t fucking know.

So I guess that’s just religious and there ain’t nothing to the whole aristocratic thing.

“That’s not how the British aristocrats would’ve seen things.” says Iran.

But we don’t have to listen to those people and their nonsense anymore because it’s just nonsense. They have no sense of honor.

“Do you think I have a sense of honor that they don’t?” says Islam.

Yeah, I mean you guys are basically just angels who have been misunderstood by white people forever.

“Even when we violently repressed people in ways that are very draconian and unjust?” says Iran.

You do that because of colonialism. You don’t do that because you want to. You do that because you have to.

“So you don’t think that I have the intelligence and wherewithal to think for myself, even though there are no white people running my country?” says Iran.

I think that they have a loose hand on your country, which is what I was trying to say the whole time. I think they have a loose grip on your country.

“Then why don’t I have a loose grip on them unless if I am inferior?” he says.

I maybe you are inferior OK?

“I’m not and my evil is my own evil. I’m not doing it because some white person has a gun to my head. If I can’t maintain my own power with no one white even here that proves that we’re inferior or that there’s something wrong here and how would they be controlling me that way?” says Iran.

“Sweetie, you’re losing your argument and I’m just gonna call it. He’s right. But I’m curious to see: what would that be? What would the invisible hand be?” says a middle class white woman.

“It would be some sort of white, possibly Jewish financed plot. So basically, they would have a sort of demonic supernatural control over Islam that they wrestled from us not necessarily in any particular time. Necessarily. But more just in general. There may be lots of theories.

Lacey what actually is happening in your estimation?” asks Islam.

“I can sense something. No I can sense something. I’m trying to think. 

I think it has something to do with the 1920s possibly the 1910s. Maybe mostly in America. The Jews were definitely in on it, but I do think you may have over emphasized their role I think they may have gone along with things to be honest mostly to sort of fit in. jewish people I think are in survival mode, and they may actually have a sense of honor at times that’s quite real that has been both defiled from within, and also misunderstood from without their very mysterious people.

Oh, let’s see what else I suspected had something to do with controlling you I think you scared them. I’m not sure if Henry Ford was a part of it or not but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was. The idea would’ve been that they knew that you were going to end up being a problem in the future because of how much oil you had. I mean this was right after that whole debacle, right was being shoved into the dirt from the foot of JD Rockefeller

So hilarious you’re not they may have seen you all as JD Rockefeller with dark skin and thought we sure as hell ain’t gonna fall for that shit

And so they may have somehow decided to be dishonorable obviously and control you. I don’t know how they did it or how they do it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it involves witchcraft.” says Lacey.

“Maybe!” says Putin.

“What sort of witchcraft?” says a Muslim.

IT’S POSSIBLY IN…THE MONEY.” says Lacey.

“As HAL always used to say…‘It’s not the money. IT’S THE MONEY.” says Jasmine French.

“How?” says a Muslim.

“Ahh…it’s literally in the money.” says Lacey.

A Muslim holds up a Dollar bill.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“Where? How!?” says Islam.

“The foliage, there may be blood in the ink, and obviously Egypt.” says Lacey. “Those are my suspicions, first impression.”

“So I use the Dollar…and they con me?” he says.

“YUP!” says Lacey. “You have no blood of Jesus.”

“Why would it work? If Christians are just correct. How would it work?” he says.

“Did you capture Egypt through holy means? Maybe not. What else? You’re vulnerable.

I mean…we’re all vulnerable. As humans. So you either messed-up if Allah is God…or as I would see it…you may be more vulnerable. May be. It’s not clear to me at this time.” says Lacey.

“Okay. But HOW!?” he says.

She thinks. “I keep thinking it has something to do with blood.”

“And ink?” says the woman.

“YES! Or some ritual involving hands.” says Lacey.

“Ahh! The literal handing over of money?” says a Muslim.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“To control us, screw us over, and use us to make money from continuing unrest?” says Islam.

“Yes.” says Lacey. “You don’t think that’s possible suddenly?”

“Erin insists this is bullshit. And I think she’s being sincere.” he says.

“Why do you have to care?” asks Lacey. “Are you all cock sucking Dalits?”

“No!” says Iran.

“Then why do you have to care?” asks Lacey.

“Diplomacy.” says Hamas.

“Fair!” says Lacey.

“Do you know for a fact that what you’re saying is true?” says Hamas.

“NO!! It’s not at all that certain. But if it helps you in a holy way…then so be it.” says Lacey.

And so…ahh…I made Lacey share all of that!

“HOW!??” yells the DNC.

By my authority in this country as a real aristocrat.

“That’s not at all what happened. She is on fairly good terms with them. It’s purely between them. It had nothing to do with you, possibly almost at all. Would you like to start over again?” asks the CIA.

Yes!!