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(2:19 AM, Friday May 10th, 2024)

Bobby cries.

“Why doesn’t Lem like me!??” he says, sitting in an Illuminati bathroom stall.

“It’s just like….he’s not into men.” says a woman.

“OH MY GOD!!!” wails Bobby.

“Bobby…why do you think he’s here?” asks a woman.

“He’s here to see me!!!” says Bobby, in a whiny voice.

He sniffles. Wipes his nose with the bathroom toilet paper.

“Why…is he sleeping with Lacey?” asks one of his friends.

“Because he’s a faggot!” says Bobby.

“Huh.” says the second woman.

“Why would a gay man do that?” asks a woman.

“What!??” asks Bobby.

“Why would your average homosexual man sleep…with a woman?” asks the woman.

“Because!

It’s a prestige thing.” says Bobby.

“Wow.

How do you think he gets hard for her?” she asks laughing.

Bobby laughs. Falls on the ground laughing.

“He masturbates.” he says.

“Bobby…I’m gonna be honest with you…that doesn’t make any sense.” she says.

He becomes agitated.

“Bobby…what do think is happening? Do you think they’re really sleeping together?” asks the second woman.

“No!!!” Bobby shouts. “I’m the only man he sleeps with.”

“Bobby…she’s not a man. And…never was. And you’re-“ she says.

But at that realizing he’s completely full of shit and Lem was more straight than him, if not entirely straight he pulls out a heroin needle and shoots himself with heroin. He hands the needle to the woman next to him and she eyes it with suspicion.

“Bobby! Why are we doing drugs!??” asks the first woman.

“It’s just a little heroin every other day. Or every few days.” says Bobby.

“But you can’t use heroin!!” says the second woman.

He’s out.

“What the fuck is his problem!??” says the first woman.

“He’s an asshole.” says the second woman.

“Okay so…Lem…is…either straight…or bisexual.” says the first woman laughing.

The second woman nods. Laughs.

“Why does he do this!?? It’s so WEIRD!!” says the second woman.

“He’s gay.

He’s GOTTA BE GAY.” says the first woman.

The talk more.

“Why can’t he just let Lem go!? I’m JUST SO CONFUSED!” says the first woman.

“He’s like…psycho.” says the second woman.

“Yeah.” says the first woman.

They sound worried and freaked out.

“Should we just…quit?” says the second woman.

“I mean…he’s weird.” says the first woman.

“He’s straight. He looks like a guy I dated in high school. But he’s taller, and she’s right. His bone structure is old.” says the second woman. “It’s so obvious she’s right.”

“Yeah. But he’s really gay here.” says the first woman.

“Mmm. Well. He is. But look at his legs.” says the second woman.

“Okay. Man!

FUCK!!!!” she says loudly.

The second woman erupts in laughter. Bends over.

The first woman laughs too.

“What the fuck!??” says the second woman.

“He’s a hypocrite.” says the first woman.

They laugh together.

“He’s a hypocrite.” says the first woman again.

“If being- If Lem being straight was a non-vaccinated kid…his kid…would have AIDS.” says the second woman.

“AIDS!?” says the first woman laughing.

“Yes!!!” says the second woman.

“AIDS. …Don’t ask me how I worked that one out in my head…but I did.” she says, laughing.

“WOW!” says the first woman.

“Okay. So…it’s just…” says the second woman.

“It just-“ says the first woman.

“It’s…so scary.” says the second woman.

“Why don’t we just go?” says the first woman.

“Go where?” asks the second woman. “He has me on for the rest of the night.”

“We can’t work for him or it’s gonna get weird.” says the first woman.

“He’s weird!!” says the second woman.

They think.

“Okay. Let’s go. And then we’ll just lock him in here?” asks the first woman.

“YEAH!” says the second woman.

So the two women lock Bobby in a public restroom at a park. He’d snuck in with them. One of the forest rangers was a supporter of his.

So they lock Bobby in the public restroom.

They get in their cars and drive off.

Presumably they are fine.

They seem to be on a highway.

The meeting was over hours ago.

Bobby is silent. He must be just sitting there.

The CIA stops listening.

Presumably he’ll be checked on within an hour.

Yes. With countless people depending on him he’s currently sitting in a public restroom on the floor. Presumably.

“No. He’s there!” says the CIA, later.

“What happened last night with the Japanese man?” asks the Bush family.

“He was a gay prostitute.” says the CIA.

“Yeah. But he’s not…here now?” asks the Bush family. “Where did the gay man go?”

“He went to China.” says China. “Bobby bought him a plane ticket to China this morning.”

“So where is Bobby?” asks Cheryl.

“He’s in a secure facility.” says the CIA, matter-of-factly.

“Okay!” says Cheryl, laughing-smiling.

“Let’s just call it a night!” says the CIA.

And that they all call it a night.

(6:19 AM, May 10th, 2024)

Why would Jack be in Germany? Because Jack’s ashes were scattered there.

Why were Jack’s ashes scattered in Germany last night? Because someone exhumed his body in secret in the Illuminati. They dug up his grave, because his body still did exist even if it was just tiny parts of it. And they burned it up into ashes. Those ashes were put into a airtight container, and sent as quickly as possible to Germany.

Those ashes were then scattered all over Germany. In the last hour to two hours. Well…it was seen as a top-secret mission. Well, it was seen as a top-secret mission.

No last night Bobby was in conversation with “a Japanese friend.” He was calling this person “a Japanese friend” and it was him who told somebody else that Bobby was using the money that he had collected from his campaign to exhume Jack’s body and have it as he put it, “properly treated.“

Apparently, that was not considered appropriate use of funds, so there’s been some chatter about that, and the “Japanese friend” is now in protection for telling people about it. You’d be amazed at the things that happened and how not mundane some of them can actually be. Umm…so… I am this morning apparently he is now floating about Germany in various different locations in the waters in the air and that’s where Bobby thinks that he’ll find Lem’s spirit and become one with him. And of course this was the month that Lem killed himself supposedly over Jack being dead because Lem couldn’t get over Jack’s death. That’s the mythology. It’s that this month 43 years ago Lamb died, because he was so heartbroken by Jack being dead. And to the Kennedy family and Liberal media, that is a nonnegotiable fact. And so they feel divided about Jack’s ashes being scattered, Caroline feels freed and lighter in her spirit, she said. But the rest of them have mixed reactions as per usual to Bobby’s antics. Just overall mixed reactions.

And Bobby is quite certain that Lem and Jack made love often in Germany and so he felt that given that he’s running for US President and it’s a very special time for the family that it was the perfect moment to sort of reunite them. Not you know in New York, where Lem died unhappily but in Germany, where, “They spent their last days as a couple before Jack had to start thinking ahead about the long road to the Presidency that the Kennedys first took when they were not-“ as he put it, “-an old money family.”

And so thanks to a male Japanese geisha we now know this. The ashes are all over Germany most likely at this point, and I guess Bobby would like us to hope that they take the same path that Jack and Lem took in their Ford car. The ashes are very easily somewhere maybe that they traveled to and I guess Bobby is somehow of the opinion that Lem would be there this month walking on the side of the road or something?

So I guess we can imagine that Lem is, in Bobby’s imagination probably meeting Jack at this moment like a scene from from some sex dream of a gay man who read the David Pitts book. Probably they are walking towards each other in some meadow somewhere in Germany. Mist rising from the ground…and I’m sure they’re running or walking slowly in a romantic way towards each other where they will join hands with a sunrise behind them…at their hearts…and then they will kiss and all that stuff.

And I’m sure that Bobby thinks the Kennedys are just gonna have to accept from his perspective that he kicks ass, takes names…makes…the world go round…and brings joy and love to everyone. Even his uncle and Lem in the afterlife. So just keep that in mind this morning while you’re eating your breakfast, if you want to lose weight, just keep that image in mind of Jack and Lem. Lem and Jack. John F. Kennedy and Kirk. John and Kirk. Kirk and John. Lemmers and Ken. Ken and Kirk. Lem and John. Jack and Lemmers. That’s the one! Jack & Lemmers. Keep in mind Jack and Lemmers joining hands in Germany.

But you know really there’s something weird about Jack and his sexuality with all of the names of the people that he was officially with. Red and Jack, Jack, and Jackie, Jack, and Lem. Those are all just weird sounding so that points to some sort of psychological dysfunction on his part potentially.

Yes, according to what I have heard from God and Lem and logic, Lem was actually straight, but that’s not what people have told us in the Liberal media.

Black Star by Radiohead plays.

“That-that’s-that’s just not true love Lemmers bleeds purple. That man bleeds the rainbow flag. So…I hope someday you find love.” says a gay man to Lacey, with swagger and coffee confidence.

“He ain’t bleeding today sir, he ain’t bleeding today!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“No today he is happy, Bobby. I’ll trust God for that for him.” says one of Bobby’s female supporters.

“Bobby, you’re hot shit. I just got to say it!” says a white male Boomer, supporter.

And at that Bobby is no longer reachable. He was taken by Cheryl in an ambulance and brought to a local hospital where he was very quietly given an IV with a restorative saline solution to raise his hydration levels and he has been given vitamin supplements and a lavender bath as he prepares for the day.