In the next five years it’s very possible Lacey and her kids and Mark will be blown-up. Where will you be in the next five years?
anemone by slenderbodies plays.
Why? Because the Kennedys dead and alive are the scum of the Earth in relation to Lacey and her kids and Lem and Mark. They’ve been…unfathomably unfair to Lem.
“Why do you never hear my no?” asks Lem.
“When have you ever rejected us?” asks JP Kennedy, outraged. “I’m extremely upset. I really am. …You stand there today telling me that you…truly don’t care?”
“Ahh…yes. And that’s what I’ve been saying for years if not decades.” says Lem.
Barbie Girl by Aqua plays.
“Oh. So this is a joke?” says JP.
“No! I wish you’d never been born.” says Lem.
“Wait. Hold on. Do you mean that literally or…facetiously…I guess?” says JP.
“Literally.” says Lem.
“So you were never attracted to my son?” asks JP.
Open Spaces by Jonny Greenwood plays.
“No. Not at all.” says Lem.
“Is that even possible!??” says JP.
“It’s reality.” says Lem.
“Then how can I exist? I can’t fathom being that average.” says Joe.
“You are average.” says Lem.
“Okay. So we hurt you?” says JP.
“You ruined my existence almost.” says Lem.
“I can’t fathom it.” says JP.
“You did it though.” says Lem.
In shock JP Kennedy sits and processes that maybe he is actually capable of hurting people. For real.
Proven Lands by Jonny Greenwood plays.
The patent expired.
How do you make an lightsaber?!
I’ll tell you how it might be possible.
“NO!!!” screams a man half jokingly. Lacey can hear his voice clear as if he was alive. And the room drops a degree or two for moment. She can feel it as she breaths it in. Then it returns back to normal.
“Oh wow! It’s weirdly kind of nice to hear his voice. I wonder if I am half in that realm. Or something.” says Lacey.
The song plays.
Anyway, here’s how to make the potential lightsaber:
You have to first understand the idea of the philosophical difference between what you see…and what’s actually there.
Verses by Ólafur Arnalds & Alice Sara Ott plays.
“Draw what you see!” they sometimes say to artists.
Well…what do you actually see?
We can all be blind at times in some way or another. And we’re all dependent on God to save us and our families. But we all hopefully have moments where and when we can see reality in God’s mercy and love for us.
Anyway…possibly I discovered something.
So…if you take your hand and put it in front of your face. Not so it’s touching your face but just few inches from your face. And then flail it around wildly continuously in motion for a few moments you can see what’s possibly residual energy in the air. Of your hand. There’s possibly residual energy in the air from your hand.
They call that “an optical illusion” or something. Right? But…that’s because that’s what our current science sees. Or is it reads? Is that what our current science reads? Anyway, that’s what our current science indicates.
But I’m interested in what I actually see.
So…on a dark night…if you take your 2020’s iPhone (possibly earlier but we’ll see) and hold it flat with the light coming up from the touchscreen and you keep the phone lit…in dark room…you can whip it extremely quickly away from its original place in time and space in the fallen world…and create possible residual energy of light from the LED light on an iPhone touchscreen. And that light, if you let your eyes follow it (you can practice with your hand) can be harnessed in any particular direction you wish. And it seems that the LED light harnessed from an iPhone touchscreen is “hot enough” to cause physical harm to ghosts.
They seem to be able to reassemble themselves but…only with God’s help. Seemingly. Regardless, when Lacey used this technique she smelled burnt flesh. Which suggests that they’re made of flesh. But it’s not in this realm. If what she was smelling was accurate. Could it have been a trick? Maybe. But…also maybe not? She may have set evil ghosts on fire. And possibly set her house on fire in the other realm. And yet she’s not too worried as she’s sure it’ll be restored, should fire have landed on not just ghosts but floor and furniture and such.
Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beats plays.
Why does a smalltown boy hang out in a pub in rural Minnesota? Hmm. I don’t know.
So…if you’re doing ghost hunting…and you use this cruelly attack the dead…for no good reason…then be prepared for trouble. You might light a genuinely nice person fire and then they’ll have to be extinguished and you’ll regret it. You’ll regret pulling the iPhone out of your pocket and using it.
At the same time…if you’re alone…and you have a fully charged iPhone…and you’ve repeatedly rebuked demons in Jesus’s name…then if you feel comfortable as a Christian or otherwise you might consider trying to use your phone. It takes some patience and intention and concentration but it’s possibly effective.
The Rush by Bob Moses plays.
Yes. Lightsaber. It’s a sword made of light.
“It’s a reference to my novel.” says Matthew Nesheim.
“Yes. They use the light from the phone? Maybe. It’s…God’s creation.” says Lacey.
What is residual energy?
It’s not likely the demonic.
It’s like spiritual mist. Like leftover vapors. And…if you use the residual light fire of the iPhone you might be able to set the residual energy emitted from humans or their bodies emerging into our realm through light…on fire.
“How…does it set them on fire?” asks a reader.
“Because when they interact with us as ghosts they are what we call residual energy. Even if they’re not what a psychic would call residual energy. I suspected.
So…they have a physical form. They’re ghosts. And they interact with us through what’s leftover. So the air. The water. All of it was here when they were here. Possibly. So they can use all of that to manifest.
Broken Belief by Bob Moses plays.
Where are they actually? In “a room with a view.” They can see us far better than we can see them. They exist in the realm of God. And possibly it’s through layers of unknown forms of light that we travel to God when we die.
We aren’t just ‘energy’ but spiritual matter. But when ghosts are here being…evil…or exploring…possibly they use more energy than matter. Lem seems to be matter. Matter God is allowing. But maybe evil ghosts are more vulnerable to energy attacks like lightsabers. What else could attack them? Electricity could slightly affect them too? But not in the same way? Electricity might be something they can use to become a stronger presence. Whereas the same substance in electricity that’s in LED lights can be turned into a more formed substance that can be used to physically attack them. It seemly travels through the layers and lights their actual dead bodies on fire.” says Lacey in the afterlife after she’s dead, channeling herself. “That’s the best I can do to explain it right now.”
“So…if they’re physically there on the room with you…this works.” says a reader.
“Yes.” says Lem.
“But it’s something about iPhones?” says a reader.
“Yes. Seemingly.
Could we make stronger lights and touchscreens that don’t turn off? Possibly. And then use them to fight if evil ghosts attack us? Maybe.
Maybe most people don’t have the problem I do with evil ghosts. Maybe. But what did I discover really? Or…do evil ghosts cause more problems than people alive today realize?” says Lacey.
“Could you fight evil humans this way?” asks a Catholic.
“Maybe. You’d have to fight the demons too, of course. And that’s maybe the bigger challenge. But maybe things have become so evil that we need to fight evil ghosts now too?” says Lacey.
“Why!?! Why…did you let the patent expire?” says Israel.
“You. You all worry me.” says Lacey to Israel.
“Could this be used in war?” asks Israel.
“I would think if it’s effective then…maybe. You might be able to fight off evil ghosts on both sides. And get to the bottom of things. But you should all worship Christ anyway.” says Lacey.
“So it lights them on fire?” asks Iran.
“Yes!!” says Lacey. “Seemingly.”
“So what if we did this in large quantities in the war zones?” asks Iran.
“You’d be…amazed by the way it changes things. If it’s effective. Which could be good or bad. You need to pray to Jesus.” says Lacey.
“So it’s residual LED energy?” asks Israel.
“Yes.” says Lacey. “Balls of it.”
“Or rather…’energy’. Balls of residual light.” says Lem.
Were Before by Cults plays.
“Can that be photographed?” asks Israel.
“Yes. But not like some things.
Look…we’re mortal. Our bodies are fallen. So they are solid and prone to rot. They get cold. It’s our hearts that keep us alive. But it seems that when one dies they become made of light. Or something close to it. Or something like it. So it seems that the LED on an iPhone is hot enough light to be our equivalent of fire.” says Lacey.
“I have to go fight. You’ll have to excuse us.” says Lem.
Lacey intended to have a discussion about perfume at this point. But anyway. Oh well.
anemone by slenderbodies plays.
Today we’re in a discussion about what’s Hallal. And what’s…kosher. Why? Because Lem Billings looked like Harold Loeb? Is that it? Why?
If reincarnation exists…maybe both Lacey and Lem weren’t supposed to be here, so to speak.
But it’s too late now.
Last night Lacey got into a fight that was too gruesome. It was over whether Lem was Skippy or Skippy was Lem. And so Lacey took out her iPhone and waved it around the room strategically. And in doing so…she discovered…a makeshift…lightsaber. Possibly.
It might sound stupid to you. But…she’s not sure it is. How do you turn your iPhone into a lightsaber? Well. It’s patented.
Why is it currently patented? Because in the future M. Billings, Lem’s son…patents it in the afterlife. Why!? Because Bobby Kennedy Junior begs him desperately to right now through the Holy Rosary. Why does Bobby beg M. Billings to do so? Because he needs that information kept private to keep running for US President.
The Wild West? No. Iowa. The African jungle? No. A Jewish ‘biological’ dad.
Flow by Crooked Colours plays as the Spencer Family and Scottish Aristocrats explain their glory in Heaven. Possibly whatever part of Egypt is redeemed too.
Why?
Ask God.
What do lightsabers do? Well last night her house was filled with a sort of spiritual smoke. And the smell of burning…flesh.
Why burning flesh? Because Lacey burned Joe. She set him on literal fire. Why? Because he wouldn’t leave her alone. And so in a silk black nightgown Lacey leapt through the air and used her sword to cut Joe Kennedy Junior into pieces, so to speak. And Kick. And a few other ghosts who were enabled by Hell to attack her.
Just as Lacey figured it out…Elisa Lam said, “Oh no! I knew she was going to do this!”
And Lacey…smiled. And went into action. It was very fun for her. Very fun.
Who might have helped her? An alien. Yes. An alien may have showed-up briefly at her door and confirmed that she had figured out a method using her iPhone that they use to fight off ghosts. Then they took off and it was showtime.
Yes. If she’s Scota the Egyptians talked to aliens, should aliens exist. Ancient Aliens may have been partially based on reality. Overly exaggerated…stuff.
And so for Lem’s birthday…after Lacey sent off fire alarms in her house…in their realm…she could hear slightly as a ringing noise…she was finally able to talk to Lem. She’s been harassed sadistically for years. And…it was fun to finally be able to attack them back. It’s not that she enjoyed being sadistically attacked…but rather…the redeemed part of the Dead Kennedys that are Irish…apparently enjoyed the fight too. Because as much as Lacey literally lit Joe Jr.’s private parts on fire…he was slightly laughing about it.
It was clear that Lacey was quite serious. He had to be taken by ambulance to fix his wounds. Or he ‘died.’ Several ghosts did.
Yes. They are being reconstituted and reconjured. But hopefully this will be useful. It was very effective last night. Because she could finally hear him clearly and then she audibly heard a man say, ‘STOP!’ Or something like that. Like he was actually alive. He sounded scared. Then he left, presumably.
No. The lightsabers don’t directly harm anything but ghosts seemingly.
Joe Kennedy Junior hashad very serious issues with control and lust.
Yes…the Hazard connection with iPhones is fascinating. First World country issues and stuff. Commercials.
“This is getting too obvious. It’s starting to seem corny.” says Casi.
“Lightsabers. That’s scary. Not corny, completely.” says Lacey.
“True.” says Tucker Carlson.
“Raves are both pure evil and possible holy battle?” suggests Lacey. “Or is that light not hot enough?”
“Yes. I helped her figure it out.” says Matthew Nesheim, Lacey’s second cousin who wrote:
before he recently died of “suicide.”
“So…Casi…this is a lot of information. Do you think we can all handle it? Not everyone can process this all.” says a reader. “Did you decide to tell Lacey to turn up the volume on her uniqueness for your own entertainment? Because you’re bored? I empathize. But come on!” He glares at her. “This is scary!”
“Yeah. You goaded Lacey into accidentally inventing lightsabers to fight ghosts with the help of her elite old money oil family. And their noble genius.” says a reader. “And for all I know this is real.”
They all think.
“Did Matthew commit suicide over the earthquakes in Japan?” says a reader. “Even though they weren’t his fault.”
They think some more.
“I’m not that smart. At times I sound like an idiot. And at times I sound very smart. But…I’m only smart. I’m not that smart.” says Casi. “But I do get bored. And I like drama.”
“Lacey…I’m starting to understand you.
Okay. So you’re a mistaken reject. You aren’t actually a real reject. For any real reason. …But we have you labeled as a reject. And so you’ve owned that. And…you rock it. But…our glory is in Heaven. Mostly. And part of how you’ve rocked it in your life…is by being extremely superior in reality even while ‘everyone’ says you’re a reject.
And it was weird…but you made it work. Until you wrote your perfume blog. And then the perfume community started seeing reality and instead of questioning us and themselves they questioned you. To a psychotic degree.
And then Diego misunderstood.
Or did he?
And why did the American liberals help him?!? Was it good or pure evil? Or a combination at varying moments? It’s completely obnoxiously confusing.
Here’s the thing though. Some of us are actually rejects. And in Heaven we’re going to rock it. That’s our glory. Not your glory…by natural selection…or in native terms.
Lacey…you really don’t understand that you’re not one of us?” asks a female reject.
A Moment Apart by ODESZA plays as rare beauty Lacey discovers fire. Instantly, she recognizes why the boys gave her matches to play with. Lit with adoration for God, in her innate genius and prowess she recognizes the fire. So she does somersaults in the air holding the fire and then throws it, hurling it madly at her enemies. Then lands…like a gymnast on her feet. Then darts backwards and runs. And watches as her enemies burn.
“What’s this!??” they might have screamed in confusion.
Two survive and figure it out. They grin. Cheer. Because it’s not just an attack. It’s a hint.
A hint about what!? MORE GLORY. God loves us. It’s just important to always remember that it’s His glory. And sadly…too many have forgotten that? Is that it? Maybe. God will have to sort it out.
“Except I didn’t invent fire, I don’t think. It’s just a potential lightsaber.” says Lacey. “To fight off ghosts.”
“Yeah. And why do we need it!?” yells Matthew’s father.
“Matthew shouldn’t be dead.” says Lacey.
The song repeats.
“Look…what do you want from me? I’m sorry I mistaken used your thing.” says Lacey Banks. “It was a mistake!”
“But it’s not yours.
Did you realize it at all or not?” says the reject.
“Barely. Barely if at all.” says Lacey.
“What goes through your head?” she asks Lacey.
“Questions.” says Lacey. “And it often has occurred to me if at all when I’m dancing.”
“So…you dance and you’re like, ‘Wait. What the heck!?’” says a Native American woman.
“Yes!” says Lacey.
“Dance how?” asks a reader.
Lem laughs. “What are you looking for?”
“Lem…what happened?” asks Elon Musk.
Lem thinks.
“OH MY GOD!!!!” shouts a living gay man. “LEM EXISTS!!” he says, gobsmacked. “NO WAY!!” He’s genuinely nonplussed. And it’s very embarrassing to him but maybe he’s humble enough to handle it? “What the fuck!? Why did we not really know that?”
“Because you’re all men.” says the Native American woman. “That’s…something men might miss in that way about another human.”
“So…she’s not like you. She’s not an average person.
She’s extremely sexy and petite in relation to me and she’s shaped like Marilyn Monroe. But she’s dark and exotic, in a way, as a real white person. Some people are like that in Europe.” starts Lem.
“Getting annoying unless he’s doing more writing today and I don’t know that she should have to so let’s just take a break and regroup and let the asshole narcissists clean their wounds for just a few fucking minutes.” says a man who is Hallal.
Later.
Slipping Away by LEISURE plays for Skippy and his actual wife. A fictional character like him. Not Lacey.
“Why do you keep conjuring Jack’s…conscious idea as a concept to attack Lacey?” asks Louis Hill Jr..
Lacey considers more forbidden foods to defend herself. Like wearing gemstones to ward off the intense spiritual assault that has her practically constantly choking on her own air. It’s not air hunger. They send intense amounts of demonic oppression to attack her. Which is why the lightsaber was necessary. Because then she at least had fewer entities to deal with.
“You’re using me and demons to attack her. But we’re…doing you a huge favor.” says Satan. “You’re using our evil against us, possibly amazingly.”
“Is that smart?” asks a dead man.
“No!! I’m furious.” says Satan. “You think I enjoy being used?”
“That’s why there’s been an uptick in pedophilia to an extraordinary degree. You’re all trying to compensate.” says Satan, indignantly. “That’s not a sin Lacey and Lem would ever indulge in. And some of you know that.”
The Rush by Bob Moses plays. The Queen Mother of Great Britain dances with King George V. And all of dead Great Britain. And dead Canada.
They stomp on evil Americans and crush their possibly worthless-evil skulls like it’s a just a chore. Lacey breaks open Joe Kennedy Junior’s neck and sucks out his blood. Then she spits it out. Lights his body on fire.
And in this silly scenario the Kennedys are both rescued and “incarcerated.“ Maybe they really were just criminals.
“Let’s try that again.” says Lacey coolly to Joe.
And at that Joe Kennedy Junior sings The Rush to God.
“You want God to crush in your skull?” asks Joe Kennedy Senior of his eldest son.
“Kinda!!” yells Joe Kennedy Junior.
“Oh no!!!” yells Charles Darwin.
India looks as bored as Lacey.
“Except I’m concerned.” says Lacey.
Later.
“I need Lem.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, accidentally and unknowingly channeling Joe.
“Why?” asks Michael Rockefeller.
“He’s my gay crush.” says Bobby. “He’s HOT.”
“Yeah. But not that hot.” says Michael.
“Okay. Yeah. So what!?” says Bobby.
“Why do you like his gut?” asks Michael.
“It’s gross.” says Bobby.
“Then why do you like it?” asks Michael.
“I don’t have to.” says Bobby.
“Yes. You do.” says Michael. “What do you think of hair loss?”
“Ahh…eww.” says Bobby sincerely.
“No. You have to like it.” says Michael.
“Ha! LIAR!” says Bobby, with stupid fuckboy, haughty arrogance.
“No. This is how it works, Bobby.
You’ve never had that explained to you?” says Michael Rockefeller.
“Is Larry David your father figure friend?” asks Lacey of Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“SHUT-UP!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, seriously and genuinely hurt.
“So…it’s genuinely just…whatever works to you? Huh. What if it doesn’t work?” asks Michael Rockefeller.
“Then I win.” says Bobby.
“This isn’t Bobby’s World.” says Lacey.
“That looks more like the actual Bobby than the character.” says a psychic.
“Men didn’t need love and don’t. We are superior.
Men just need sex!!” says Bobby.
“How do men have sex Bobby?” asks Michael.
“They find people attractive.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“Because! Men…don’t need sex. In that way.” says Bobby.
“Huh. So you have sex for what reason?” asks Michael Rockefeller.
“To be…happy.” says Bobby.
“But you don’t want to find your husband attractive?” asks Michael.
“This is weird. Why are you doing this to me?” says Bobby.
“Bobby. How do…you…have sex…without finding the partner attractive?” asks Michael Rockefeller.
“Michael attractiveness doesn’t matter, not about that. No, it’s just about you know…something.” says a Netherlands witch.
“It’s about sex.” says Bobby, indignantly.
“How do you have sex if you don’t find someone attractive?” asks Michael Rockefeller.
“You…masturbate first? You…think of other people. You try to ignore the person you’re with. To love them.” says Bobby. “Sexual attractiveness doesn’t matter in sex. Chemistry is a fraud!”
“Okay. So you could theoretically have sex with mud?” asks Michael.
“No. That’s stupid.” says Bobby.
“Why?” asks Michael.
“Because it is! You’re silly.” says Bobby, nervously.
Bobby awkwardly shifts. “It’s so sad. You don’t under hot men.” says Bobby.
“Bobby. WHY…IS…HE…HOT…TO…YOU?” screams the CIA.
Later.
Lacey does a brilliant and very elegant, deep and sexy strip dance on a pole for only Lem. She’s that edgy. And he’s that straight. To Bob Moses The Rush.
“There is no oh well. This is Hell. You’ve sent Lacey and I to Hell.
Why? Because I can’t that ugly fucker and his leech family off of me, metaphorically and through my Lacey figuratively. And meanwhile Lacey and my kids are alive…in a fallen world.” says Lem.
“Hold on!!!” yells MSNBC. “Lem…do you actually have a similar spiritual DNA to Putin?”
“Yes.” says Lem. “We are similar. I’m taller but our personalities are somewhat similar.”
If You Don’t by ODESZA plays.
“Lacey. What is going on!??” asks a reader.
“It seems like Diego was just upset and offended?” says Lacey. “And then the Kennedys got involved. Because Diego worked for MSNBC secretly. And…of course…it was already quite entangled.”
Enough to Believe by Bob Moses.
“Bobby…why? Why do you think Lem is hot?” asks the CIA.
“Because he dressed well. He was good-looking. It’s just a thing?” says Bobby.
They sigh in exasperation.
“But what was it really specifically?” asks the CIA.
“Oh Bobby. Come on!! Be more specific!” says a psychic, pouting.
He looks wide-eyed like he’s an angel and is confused. “It’s not that big of a deal.” says Bobby.
“He’s sexy!” says a gay man.
“Yeah.
I dunno. It’s not that.” says Bobby. “It’s a guy thing.”
“What is it!?” asks the CIA, pleadingly.
“It’s a crush on my own power.” says Bobby, trying.
“Yeah!! Go on?” says the CIA.
He thinks. “I have a crush on my family’s power. He’s symbolic of that.”
“You have a crush on a symbol?” says the CIA.
“Yes!!
*he looks exasperated now*
Many people have crushes on symbols.
Marilyn Monroe was a sex symbol. Think about it!!!” says Bobby. “You make me think about it? There!!!”
“But then you don’t actually like him?” says an Asian woman.
“So WHAT!?” says Bobby.
“Bobby…that’s weird.” says a younger Asian woman.
He closes his eyes. Sighs. “No. It’s not.
Think about what I’m saying. It’s…common!” says Bobby.
“But it’s your family.” says the younger Asian woman.
“No!! There are lots of symbols.
Success. Madness. Love. It’s deep.” says Bobby.
“But then that has nothing to do with him.” says an Asian man.
Bobby looks sad. Thinks. “I felt like he was who I was supposed to believe. And it hurt when I developed a crush on him…because he knew what happened with Jack. I knew he knew what really happened somehow, regardless. So…okay. It was sad. Right?
But…but he was kinda good-looking. And the US media went on and on about his crush on me in a way eventually. So I eventually went for it in my head. I just tried to like him to feel…adult. Because then…I was like Jack. And even if he was my uncle I saw him as a leader too and a role model.” he says. He thinks. “I think it’s a shallow thing. Huh? …Sad.”
“Yes!” says the older Asian woman.
“They may have done that!” says Bobby excited. “They manipulated my brain…about my family. …It’s been scary being me.”
“Why did they do that?!?” yells Israel.
“Fuck you!” yells Bobby.
“Why did they do that??” asks the CIA.
Bobby glares. “To make me grow-up and become the leader of my generation. And to…cover-up for my obsession with him. Because they’d figure out I was crushing on a man.
I had crushes on other men. But they could hide that. The Democratic Party needed me to be straight.”
“Why…did they decide you were the leader!?” says a Boomer.
“Because they felt I was the best looking and most likely to be politically useful.” says Bobby.
“Yeah.
And we used to talk about stuff like that.” says a woman.
Later.
“Bobby. We gave you the idea you would be a good US President.” says the CIA.
“Yes.” he says. “You are all…the reason…I am running.”
Because You Move Me by Helsloot & Tinlicker plays.
“Bobby. We thank you!!” says the younger Asian woman.
“I thank…life.” says Bobby. “It is my teacher.”
“Bobby. Are you being serious?” asks the Asian woman.
He thinks. “Yes.”
“And yet your family doesn’t think you should in run.” says the older Asian woman.
He glares oddly at her.
“Bobby you look weird. …In your eyes.” says the woman.
He keeps glaring.
“Bobby. Why?” she asks him.
“I’m doing the right thing.” he says.
She smiles.
Later.
“Who in the US told Bobby to run?” asks Lacey.
“The US media.” says Israel.
“So the US media is a part of what?” says Lacey.
“The core group. That runs the country.” says Harold Loeb.
“And how long have they actually been in power?” asks Lacey.
“Since the 1930’s.” says Harold.
“Yeah.
They took over first during the Great Depression. From the Stock Market Crash of 1929.
I wonder if they caused the Stock Market Crash.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. You know…I hate this. Lacey that’s brilliant and I’m in love with you.” says Harold.
“Are they all just Communists? Or quasi Communists.” says Lacey.
“Sorta.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.
“Right.
And then…Israel is a proxy war. With the Middle East to bring Communism to the Middle East? Or what? Because Israel is obviously an un acknowledged proxy war. And it’s dishonest.
I find it hilarious that the US has given money to Israel for decades. But now it’s being grouped in with money for Ukraine. An open proxy war. We’re actually acknowledging our proxy war in the Middle East now. But by accident.
The question is…what in the world…are we doing in the Middle East?” asks Lacey.
“We’re after…money.” says George Bush.
“No. That’s ludicrous.” says Lacey. “We’re planning for World War III.”
“Land!!” says Anne Applebaum.
“Yes! We might have felt a need to control that region after the lack of a role it had in World War II.” says Lacey. “We felt like the next world war was going to happen there.”
“Yes.” says Iran.
“Wow! This is boring.” says Lacey to Iran.
They glare at her jokingly.
“Tell you what…I don’t think we knew what we were doing.” says Lacey to Iran.
“Yeah. Now what?!?” says Iran.
“The US has to stay as politely but distantly supportive of Israel as possible. But…leaving that aside what actually is happening there?” says Lacey.
“We’re holding on…to the old promises. And keeping going.” says Iran.
“To what purpose?” says Lacey.
“To take over the world.” says the Middle East, honestly.
“Is Bobby listening?” asks a reader.
“No. But he will be hearing about it later.” says the CIA to explain.
“Yeah. Cool.” says Lacey smiling.
They smile and shrug.
“Poor Israel.” says Lacey.
They actually kind of agree.
Lacey smiles.
“Wow! What a mess!” says Lacey.
“Yeah.“ says Israel.
“I feel so bad. I feel so bad for you.” Lacey says to Israel.
“Do you think there’s any way to fix it?“ says Hamas.
“Well what always goes wrong?“ says Lacey.
“We’re demonically oppressed.” says Hamas.
“ yes I wonder if you are slightly but logistically what always starts happening. It was wonder that because I’ve seen things happen on a small scale or on a case by case basis, but I’ve never understood from your perspective what you would say what what goes wrong
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