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So I am still awake because I’ve got really drunk and then I got really high and now I’m struggling because apparently a Katharina aroma blog what the fuck some woman in Russia who I was talking to in my subconscious decided to be a bitch and wear Caron Narcisse Noir

Karen Narcis noir

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I think that’s a fragrance that was worn by my grandfathers mistress Gloria Swanson

No it is that’s a fragrance that Gloria Swanson used to wear Karen assist. I remember this for some reason a she did she used to wear that I think she might’ve even worn it in I’m not a streetcar named desire does Sunset Boulevard she was smelling of tuba rose why do I know this because I’ve been trying to sleep with Lacey and loving for about three years and she’s really into perfume so I thought I better remember the stuff so no you wore the perfume that my grandfather Joe used to wear know what yeah OK fine I’m drunk again. What the fuck we’re gonna do about it I trying to get over a hangover he used to wear it after fucking Gloria

But the Hugh word after fucking Gloria arm you just are wearing it now or is that bottle even open? I’m looking at it right now and it looks very intriguing. That’s not the same bottle Lacey has why the hell do you even care is a different fucking bottle you jack ass, no it’s just a different fucking bottle who are you? Women are pedantic I’d be the same thing but it’s a different bottle and you think that means something it doesn’t mean anything it’s the same perfume you know what you’re doing you’re insulting her I know because I’ve been aching you want to bother her. I had to deal with Vladimir Putin and Russia because I’m running for president and I’m trying to sleep with Lacey in Lem’s. I really am trying to suffocate her, I’ve literally been trying to kill her. She fell down the stairs and then Donald Trump‘s wife fell down the stairs and died. That’s not a coincidence you dumb bitch.

Yeah, and right now Mark Zuckerberg is wondering if he needs to put different privacy things on things I have some sort of class system and his algorithm or something because seriously you’re a problem to us now

Anyway, Putin buddy, are you going to killer or not?

“ did you do that to her?” says Tsar Putin.

“ no I didn’t on this occasion I have aggravated her in the past to copy Lacey and I tell her mean things about Lacey to get her to hate Lacey but I did not on this occasion. Tell her to post that.” says Bobby.

“ did your grandfather?” says Tsar Putin.

“ yeah I did I want you to blow up America so I can finally get a word in edgewise. Do you have any fucking clue how big lemon is he’s huge he’s 6 foot four and if there’s ring carnation in the Bible his emperor Constantine, he has Roman god is watching over him now he has Roman guards watching over him now, I don’t have you know it’s just I just wanted to talk to her and so I thought maybe we could do a nuclear war because it’s just made sense as like I am on the other side. I know God is not an idiot and I’m just sick of the whole fucking thing myself so out yeah I was I was just kind of brain shooting and I thought maybe I got pushed off of the cliffs of mohair today why am I son and then he made fun of Pat Wilson and now she’s crying and then there was a TV special in the afterlife talking about the Kennedy brain and what’s wrong with us and then there was a TV special in the afterlife talking about my granddaughter’s butt hole and I am just realizing how much I screwed up everything and I tell you the truth I just screwed up today too. I was in a Michelin man costume I bounced around on the trampoline, and I made Winston Churchill and a couple other bigwigs laugh they laughed at me. Those people that I knew when I was in the service well, not the service that the when I was in the National Guard no, no no when I when I used to volunteer for the United States as their investor to Great Britain I’m tired anyway when I was working as the ambassador I made these friends who then thought it was really funny today when Lacey was laughing at me so I thought forget it I’m just gonna go for it and just bowl every what up what are you guys gonna do? I have dad come get me” says JP.

“ are you putting us on JP or is that actually what happened and you’re being serious sneaky about it?” asks the CIA.

“ I am that’s very complex it’s possible that that you’ll never know until you’re dead.” says JP.

“ so you inspired a Katharina to post that post today Joe you’re admitting to this that you inspired Katerina to post that to compete with Lacey in hopes that it would created of an international crisis or he would have to kill her or possibly blow up the world?” asks the CIA.

“ oh yeah that’s cracked but I just don’t see the boys I mean it’s hard to talk to Lacey yeah it’s just fucking difficult so I think why not just killer and then I can have a conversation face-to-face and honestly there’s other people I want dad to come in Janets and my kids and my grandkids I like to see everyone dead.” says JP.

“ so you’re creating a supernatural international crisis?” asks the CIA.

“ oh yes I am no what are you gonna do about it lame because I know that Lacey wants to in the world and I am trying to sleep with her when she’s dead, so are you going to double down and blow up the whole fucking world or am I going to have to?” says Joe.

“ I want what god wants Joe.” says Lem.

“ do you know OK but what if I really want to end the world my whole family is fucked we’re assholes. There’s nothing we can do everyone knows it now and I just don’t see any fucking boy. It sure is his dad may have his dead Gideons dead and I like to have a word with my grandson, Bobby, and figure out what the fuck is wrong with him I’m a moron, but I actually did love my family and I am really sick of the way. He’s been behaving lately..” says JP.

“ well um, I doubt I’ll probably have to kill Ekaterina because I have a feeling that she is probably someone who you find in my country sometimes and there are criminals in my country as well. Um, there are people who molest their children. There are people who kill people Russia is not Heaven a contrary to popular opinion.

I don’t think it’s going to escalate to be a problem with anyone else, but I think that she probably is going to have to be watch by international observers and a if I get the Santa Catarina that you’re trying to kill Lacey I might have to kill you because it is a threat on my life to at her children’s lives and really anybody who stands up for God.” says Tsar Putin.

“ can I just say I am incredibly sorry would you like me to kill her for you? I’m just offering I am able to try to kill people. I’ve tried to bring my children and Lacey to the other side but it’s very difficult because they’re entities that are trying to keep them here to torture them. We talked about this, but would you like me to try to kill Ekaterina? I don’t think it would be that difficult.” says Lem.

I started following aroma blog back in 2014. She was the first perfume accounts that I followed on Instagram. She was the reason I started posting pictures of my own perfume because she was so into Vintage and I admired it so much.

But she’s been copying me for about five years, but no more like six or seven she likes the same perfumes that I like she makes snarky comments. She’s kind of a bitch, and I have a very strong suspicion that she’s extraordinary, extraordinary, legal, testicle, and hateful towards me behind my back I have never seen someone more in love with their own face potentially to the way she sits there and talks like she’s the prettiest thing ever she’s not. She’s actually a very ugly woman and someways, but I always gave her the benefit of the doubt because I thought she was somewhat reasonable and intelligent and I respected her I just I can’t anymore. She sent this to me twice recently where I posted some thing and then she post the same thing and it creeps me out. It really does. I’m sick of it, I’m sick of you copying me Ekaterina

And I post to Karen nurses noir and then of course you had to be balls in pots and totally Balzy and post your full bottle. Your full bottle of it. Oh yeah, your full bottle what the fuck is wrong with you? I don’t like people copying me I don’t compete

Are you trying to die? I’m sleeping with Vladimir Putin or at least I have that’s not really true. I don’t actually get involved with him anymore but I have slept with him I I did I slept with him and he’s the czar of your country. He could kill you if you wanted to. He couldn’t later sweetie. Literally he could just take off your fucking head.

I know I don’t know I don’t know how he feels about the whole thing I have a feeling he has lots of people that he sees and I am with Lem’s but boy that’s dumb dumb is my blog is correct sweetie. I’m not making it up if you really pissed him off that much, he could just kill you. You’re not an American citizen you’re not protected by American law you’re living in Russia do you want to run away to United States? Yeah I don’t think you thought that through posting that today that was very stupid so I blocked you and I have took you off of my Facebook account and I really hope it something you get a clue you’re the one living in Russia not me a witch is dangerous for you I’d like to think that you’re so I would be nice to be if I was in his country and that his interest to me isn’t presents him and he’s really a very nice person even if I wasn’t with him but I am you’re not American citizen so I have no idea why you thought that was a safe thing to do. The only thing I can think is that you don’t read this blog that you have no idea what’s going on you just read my post to be on Instagram and so you have no idea anything that I’ve been writing for yours possibly.”

“ you’re right I might have a sense of it but yeah, she might not actually know which is pretty hilarious and awful at the same time.” Tsar Putin.

“ or wait yeah I think someone’s reminding me you do read my block don’t you did you think this was just for certain a joke everything I was writing about my family and everything it’s not you seems scared shitless right now if I’m reading your energy correctly and you should be if I’m talking to you what exactly made you think that you should keep challenging me?” says Lacey.

“ I thought all of your power was coming from me so if I challenge, do you just shut up because I think I’m incredibly important and I thought maybe if I challenged you that you go back into your place beneath me I thought you were kissing my ass in the past and now I’m realizing you never were kissing my ass I’m a moron.

Oh, so you never say stuff like this ironically, you’re always just an elite aristocrats?” she says.

“ are you an idiot? Do you have a mental retardation disorder or what the fuck is wrong with you?” says Lacey.

“ why don’t you edit anything?” she says.

“ to irritate people like you to some degree are you related to Russians who shot him in his previous life I hope not you know you look terrible today. I really hope you’re OK actually but we’ll see I can’t do a damn thing about it and I’m gonna be paying attention to you, so keep that in mind if there’s something happening, unless someone tells me to to look into something for your personal safety I am not going to be paying attention to you anymore. I don’t need your approval and I appreciated it and I respected it because you meant something to me it really was a huge clue to have you follow me that being said, I lost respect for you over the years, I’m sorry and you it was just like I can’t. I’m sorry I can’t tolerate it anymore. It was just too fucking stupid sitting there watching you talk on and on and on and on and I’m pretty sure you started doing that to copy me. no I just I can’t. I can’t tolerate it. I’m sorry so arm I hope that you have a good time with your perfume and arm. Yeah I’m sure you’ll be reading this blog if you’re reading this now and you were way way way out of your league thinking that I would be intimidated by you. You’re like a circus freak compared to me you bumbling bitch.” says Lacey .

“ oh fuck you’re right Lacey she is.” says the CIA.

“ yeah so what the fuck am I supposed to do does poop need to kill you know cause you’re challenging his authority and it is his country. It is his empire can you kiss my ass is there way you can kiss my ass to save your fucking life you little peasant bitch?” says Lacey.

“ I might not choose to kill you, but the truth is seven may have aggravated you to see if I kill you. That’s the problem Lacey and she knows that so when we have aggravated you to see how serious I was or if this blog is real and Lacey trust me. She knows that I am capable of handling it and so my advisers, but I do have to say I don’t appreciate you, representing Russia around the world as a traitor.” says Tsar Putin.

“ yeah that’s the problem that was part of why I had to Unfollow you because if this is real and maybe it’s just a silly piece of art but at least keep up the façade that it’s really thin I had to Unfollow you because if I was sleeping with gluten, or if it was if I had, and we had one hot native pleasure a few years ago before he started the war and war lame understands and probably should’ve done something to stop us but I know it hasn’t happened since because of lame but it is what it is we did we had one hot native pleasure a few years ago and it wasn’t just pleasure we were I was in love with him, and he was possibly in love with me him I’m being a little facetious but I think we I thought I was in love that’s not facetious him but no I have a love with lemon a different way and I haven’t been with him since but that’s the thing if there’s no ilumiNATTI I really did sleep with your ears are arm at least that’s what I’m saying on my blog which may or may not be fiction

Yes, and that’s the thing. What is this? Is this a book is this journal? What is it that’s part of what I making is it art? Is it a novel? What is it? Is it a poem? It’s a poem, so is a science fiction novel that’s a thing if it’s real, even if it’s not, I had to Unfollow you I didn’t have a choice and the sad truth is I have no idea what’s gonna happen to you now I have to look the other way because it’s none of my business I had to Unfollow you out of honor and respect for Vladimir Putin

Because I can’t handle having a connection that I have with him or I’ve had with him being so public I would be able to I could. I couldn’t tolerate that sort of disrespect towards me being so flagrant. Copy me here in there OK but repeatedly copping me in the last month or two the way that you have. It’s just it’s gotten weird.

And I just I don’t have I just don’t I have I don’t have any patience for it anymore. I have some perfume bottles that are very very rare and so do you know the Katerina I have rare bottles than you do in some cases no I have a Molinard sweetie that may be one of five in the whole world And I have a Hwy BBecca that is also very rare. You don’t have that bottle either I have a water bottles I have Chanel 45 or 46. Excuse me you don’t have that either. No I do have that you don’t have that.

I don’t sell my bottles the way that you do to make money to survive and why am I saying that because I do care about you, but you shouldn’t challenge me to a duel.

So now, I don’t know what’s gonna happen to you, sweetie I really don’t that’s entirely up to Putin that is entirely up to everyone in his country and help you at the end of the day. It’s best not to have you following me because it keeps things a little more quiet. There’s no way that someone can try to intercept messages between us and honestly for all I know someone to talk to you and your country and told you to aggravate me to get me to Unfollow you which is exactly what I’m doing.

Him so I don’t know if someone talk to you in your country and say, do you need to aggravate Lacey because if you don’t, I kind of doubt that though I have a feeling, it’s far more likely that you’re just kind of petty.

I I I just I get a very strong sense sweetie that you think you’re an American citizen I don’t know what gave you that impression because you speak in Russian oh but but there’s nothing I mean no one in America is protecting you and less hey, I have an idea if people are really going to be stupid and try to challenge Putin using you and hopefully they aren’t maybe he could send you to the front lines and have you fight against Ukraine you could you perfume reviews with like a military twist because you like imitating me, and that’s kind of my thing I know who you are reincarnated Joan of arc.

I think your Joan of arc reincarnated, so how about if you lead the Ukrainians to victory you could sip coffee out of tea cups and leave lipstick stains on the tea cups and move your lips with lipstick and where you are is that a suave, spa Swarovski infinity necklace I think you’re on the front lines And you smell good so I don’t know I just I think it’s an idea cause I think you think you’re an American so I think you should go fight for the Ukrainians because they’re basically just American and I don’t think you’re going to make it to America, I mean, I doubt it it’s not like you couldn’t but I just doubt it for some reason I don’t know who or what that means but no I think you’re stuck in Russia sweetie unless if you should is escape to freedom, unless if you should just go to Ukrain.