Bobby’s Best

Yeah

So I am still awake because I’ve got really drunk and then I got really high and now I’m struggling because apparently a Katharina aroma blog what the fuck some woman in Russia who I was talking to in my subconscious decided to be a bitch and wear Caron Narcisse Noir

Karen Narcis noir

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I think that’s a fragrance that was worn by my grandfathers mistress Gloria Swanson

No it is that’s a fragrance that Gloria Swanson used to wear Karen assist. I remember this for some reason a she did she used to wear that I think she might’ve even worn it in I’m not a streetcar named desire does Sunset Boulevard she was smelling of tuba rose why do I know this because I’ve been trying to sleep with Lacey and loving for about three years and she’s really into perfume so I thought I better remember the stuff so no you wore the perfume that my grandfather Joe used to wear know what yeah OK fine I’m drunk again. What the fuck we’re gonna do about it I trying to get over a hangover he used to wear it after fucking Gloria

But the Hugh word after fucking Gloria arm you just are wearing it now or is that bottle even open? I’m looking at it right now and it looks very intriguing. That’s not the same bottle Lacey has why the hell do you even care is a different fucking bottle you jack ass, no it’s just a different fucking bottle who are you? Women are pedantic I’d be the same thing but it’s a different bottle and you think that means something it doesn’t mean anything it’s the same perfume you know what you’re doing you’re insulting her I know because I’ve been aching you want to bother her. I had to deal with Vladimir Putin and Russia because I’m running for president and I’m trying to sleep with Lacey in Lem’s. I really am trying to suffocate her, I’ve literally been trying to kill her. She fell down the stairs and then Donald Trump‘s wife fell down the stairs and died. That’s not a coincidence you dumb bitch.

Yeah, and right now Mark Zuckerberg is wondering if he needs to put different privacy things on things I have some sort of class system and his algorithm or something because seriously you’re a problem to us now

Anyway, Putin buddy, are you going to killer or not?

“ did you do that to her?” says Tsar Putin.

“ no I didn’t on this occasion I have aggravated her in the past to copy Lacey and I tell her mean things about Lacey to get her to hate Lacey but I did not on this occasion. Tell her to post that.” says Bobby.

“ did your grandfather?” says Tsar Putin.

“ yeah I did I want you to blow up America so I can finally get a word in edgewise. Do you have any fucking clue how big lemon is he’s huge he’s 6 foot four and if there’s ring carnation in the Bible his emperor Constantine, he has Roman god is watching over him now he has Roman guards watching over him now, I don’t have you know it’s just I just wanted to talk to her and so I thought maybe we could do a nuclear war because it’s just made sense as like I am on the other side. I know God is not an idiot and I’m just sick of the whole fucking thing myself so out yeah I was I was just kind of brain shooting and I thought maybe I got pushed off of the cliffs of mohair today why am I son and then he made fun of Pat Wilson and now she’s crying and then there was a TV special in the afterlife talking about the Kennedy brain and what’s wrong with us and then there was a TV special in the afterlife talking about my granddaughter’s butt hole and I am just realizing how much I screwed up everything and I tell you the truth I just screwed up today too. I was in a Michelin man costume I bounced around on the trampoline, and I made Winston Churchill and a couple other bigwigs laugh they laughed at me. Those people that I knew when I was in the service well, not the service that the when I was in the National Guard no, no no when I when I used to volunteer for the United States as their investor to Great Britain I’m tired anyway when I was working as the ambassador I made these friends who then thought it was really funny today when Lacey was laughing at me so I thought forget it I’m just gonna go for it and just bowl every what up what are you guys gonna do? I have dad come get me” says JP.

“ are you putting us on JP or is that actually what happened and you’re being serious sneaky about it?” asks the CIA.

“ I am that’s very complex it’s possible that that you’ll never know until you’re dead.” says JP.

“ so you inspired a Katharina to post that post today Joe you’re admitting to this that you inspired Katerina to post that to compete with Lacey in hopes that it would created of an international crisis or he would have to kill her or possibly blow up the world?” asks the CIA.

“ oh yeah that’s cracked but I just don’t see the boys I mean it’s hard to talk to Lacey yeah it’s just fucking difficult so I think why not just killer and then I can have a conversation face-to-face and honestly there’s other people I want dad to come in Janets and my kids and my grandkids I like to see everyone dead.” says JP.

“ so you’re creating a supernatural international crisis?” asks the CIA.

“ oh yes I am no what are you gonna do about it lame because I know that Lacey wants to in the world and I am trying to sleep with her when she’s dead, so are you going to double down and blow up the whole fucking world or am I going to have to?” says Joe.

“ I want what god wants Joe.” says Lem.

“ do you know OK but what if I really want to end the world my whole family is fucked we’re assholes. There’s nothing we can do everyone knows it now and I just don’t see any fucking boy. It sure is his dad may have his dead Gideons dead and I like to have a word with my grandson, Bobby, and figure out what the fuck is wrong with him I’m a moron, but I actually did love my family and I am really sick of the way. He’s been behaving lately..” says JP.

“ well um, I doubt I’ll probably have to kill Ekaterina because I have a feeling that she is probably someone who you find in my country sometimes and there are criminals in my country as well. Um, there are people who molest their children. There are people who kill people Russia is not Heaven a contrary to popular opinion.

I don’t think it’s going to escalate to be a problem with anyone else, but I think that she probably is going to have to be watch by international observers and a if I get the Santa Catarina that you’re trying to kill Lacey I might have to kill you because it is a threat on my life to at her children’s lives and really anybody who stands up for God.” says Tsar Putin.

“ can I just say I am incredibly sorry would you like me to kill her for you? I’m just offering I am able to try to kill people. I’ve tried to bring my children and Lacey to the other side but it’s very difficult because they’re entities that are trying to keep them here to torture them. We talked about this, but would you like me to try to kill Ekaterina? I don’t think it would be that difficult.” says Lem.