“Tom in the concentration camp you wouldn’t have lasted more than a week. We’d have shot you out of frustration!” yells a Nazi at Tom Hanks. An actual Nazi.
“TOM YOU ARE SCARED OF US!!” yells a Nazi woman beating him senseless.
Lacey watches, confused.
“What mental-illness did he have?” asks Lacey.
“I was partially inspired to kill the Jews, based on fears that I had, and a psychic love that I had for Lacey.” says Joe Kennedy Senior. “I destroyed the entirety of all of it, except for the fact that the Jews today are not being honorable, which is why they piss me off.
Yes, I talked with the leaders of Germany. You should surmise that!!
I was ambassador from America to Great Britain. I talked with Hitler! Jack brought Lem to Germany to explain the concentration camps to him. Lem knew about the upcoming Holocaust and Lem wanted to kill himself in response and that made Lem terrified of us as well because he realized that we might kill his family if he didn’t do what we wanted…and he was right.
I’m a horrible person. In a way.
Lacey understands the concept Tom Hanks. Almost always. You almost never do? You do acting. You’re not necessarily all that insightful. Those are your roles, not you, necessarily. Sorry nobody explained that to you?
Lacey is incredibly threatened by Lacey. Nobody else.
Tom Hanks has acted as her father in more than one role and he doesn’t like that fact because he thinks he’s so far above her that it’s astounding and he’s not. He’s trailer trash and nothing compared to her. And his wife’s name is Rita and Tom’s wife’s names is Rita.
Tom’s wife’s name was Rita. Ha! Tom Hanks is a fool.
And that’s the problem. Tom Hanks? Well…he’s a pedantic fool. He would’ve lasted about a week at a concentration camp. He doesn’t actually have profound intelligence. He’s more of a circus act, but he covers-up for it by acting charming to people who he thinks can do favors for him. He’s a freak. If he was a woman he’d have tea cups on his oversized boobs or he’d swallow fire, high on acid. He’d be selling pictures of himself! No, he’s not an elite person. He might have a lot of money and have been in a lot of important roles…and he has an astounding acting ability…but he’s basically just a circus act, or if that’s not what it is but he’s kind of a dumb Jew. If Tom Hanks has a conscience he’s a stupid fucking Jew.
Tom Hanks is a dumb-as-dirt Jew or he’s a circus freak if he’s evil, at best.” says Joe Kennedy Senior.
“I lost my mind over it. The Holocaust. I literally had a psychotic break because of it.” says Lem Billings. “I was the same person but I mildly lost touch with reality over it.
I was antisemitic, but I didn’t believe in the Holocaust. I cared about the kids. I cared about their humanity. The JEWS ARE HUMAN!
And I had nothing to do with the information. Meaning, I had no way to prevent the Holocaust. It was just about escaping Jack after that. To some degree. …And I tried. Often. Including during World War II.
I don’t think you understand. I genuinely was stuck. I am an honorable man and I believed Jack was my husband. But…I wanted to escape him.” says Lem.
“So Joe found you…on a secret list of boys from families who lost their fortune in the Stock Market Crash of 1929. And…picked you ‘on a gut sense.’ And then they used the Illuminati to target you Lem to brainwash you into thinking you were gay. And then they harvested you when Joe decided to send his actual second son specifically to Choate. Lem you were there before Jack.
Lem…you were straight so you were essentially a human hostage in the Kennedy family. They brainwashed you and used you for sex. But you weren’t supposed to know. Nobody was. And…they were dumb enough to believe it would not only work…but alter you.
Joe played it cool. He was in love with Lacey’s spirit on a certain level but he also had a crush on Lacey’s twin flame! And that’s where he’s a dysfunctional nitwit. He doesn’t know when to tell himself no. He doesn’t often know when to stop being evil. And neither does Jack. And neither does Joe. They all struggle.” says a white supremacist in America. “I’m sorry. I’m sad.”
“We didn’t…have it all figured out.” says a dead Nazi to him.
“Is Putin closer to what you were really aiming for?” asks the white supremacist.
“Yah!” says a dead Nazi in some irritation. “He’s not God! But…yah…”
“Why does he hate you all?” asks a white supremacist woman.
“Because he’s Russian.” she says.
“Yah!” says Tsar Putin, laughing.
“But their concept is good!” says the white supremacist to Tsar Putin.
“I’m RUSSIAN.” says Vladimir Putin.
The woman smiles. Cries.
“I just don’t like you using the word Nazi that way.” says another white supremacist to Tsar Putin.
“I’m in charge. I used it for a very complex reason. …I’m not a fool. I’m sorry it’s difficult to explain. Easily.” says Tsar Putin.
“I’m a twat!” says the white supremacist woman suddenly.
“Yes!” says a man laughing with her.
“You remind me of my father.” says the white supremacist leader to Tsar Putin.
“I’m going to take that as a compliment.” says Tsar Putin.
“Umm…your class is a bit different than the one you imagine in your head.” says Lacey to the white supremacist leader in the US. “And if you don’t like that, I might have to kill you so shut the fuck up you little bitch. That’s what irritates me about white supremacists. You live in a imaginary fairytale that even if what you’re saying is somewhat true – it’s not that there’s nothing to it necessarily – that said…it’s not it get-out-of-jail-free-card for being poor.
Get the fuck out of my way you little piece of shit that’s all you are! *yells Lacey*
Stop coming on to Vladimir Putin. He is repulsed by you.
You take your fake little fucked up hair and stop.
Do you wanna play imaginary Nazi land? Stop! I don’t know how to relate to you and you’re obnoxious.
No he doesn’t like your pussy you little fuck.
I’d have patience for you, but you remind me of a fucked up Irish piece of shit. And there’s a little boy who died yesterday! Get your head out of the clouds, you little ninny.
I want to hear you son story, you shut-up and listen.
He had to use the word Nazi because it’s symbolic to people who actually have power. You have no power! *Lacey screams* He didn’t give a fuck what you thought! You’re nothing to him, you fucking idiotic vain bitch!” *screams Lacey*
“Lacey stop. I was trying to masturbate to him and I don’t like what you’re saying. I think the whole fucking world revolves around me.” say the American white supremacists.
“You’re not me! You’re not me! You’re poor and stupid-as-fuck!” yells Lacey, in a Scottish accent.
“OK fine you’re right that’s a psychotically vain to think. It’s evil to assume wildly that I would be able to intuit what he means all the time.” says the female white supremacist. “Are you as white as me? Because I’m starting to think that Scotia was Black because I can’t fucking stand it. I am obsessed with being superior. That’s why I’m fascinated by white supremacist stuff. I don’t give a fuck about my race. It just gets me high off my ass on my ego.”
Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear plays.
“Yeah, you’re white trash sweetie and maybe there’s a part of your soul that understands what it means to be white…but you’re really too stupid to fully comprehend it…and most of your fascination with it is because you’re poor and it makes you feel better about yourself in the United States.
That’s not me. I’m not you. It’s sad for your superiority delusion that you’d assume that’s even possible.
I’m your superior.
My family owns an incredible amount of oil, and when I was in my last life, you would’ve kissed my boots and I would’ve smashed in your skull. No would’ve given a shit. You’re a piece of garbage compared to me. The Holocaust was possibly started over me. I’m that important and you’re not so get over your American delusion you little worm.” says Lacey.
“This is why you couldn’t stand me.” says Casi to Lacey.
“Yeah, and this is what I love about America. You get me and you feel me! You wanna feel me!?” Joe asks the white supremacist woman.
“She is not black, and I am a historical buffoon.” says the white supremacist woman.
“Yeah and you know I bet she’s probably had to violently defend herself in the last week to people who are Black and then work with them to try to help kids who are white who are being held hostage. Your kids? Your neighbor’s kids? They steal the babies from poor white fools with superiority complexes like you.
You were and are poor.
Do you have any more brilliant guidance for us…or can you learn to be a little more humble?” says a white supremacist male leader.
Cracker Island by Gorillaz plays.
“Lacey is not white trash and making her aesthetic white trash is your problem and that’s why you can never rise above being considered a fucking cracker white idiot in America or really anywhere else in the world other than by people as poor and shitty as you.” says the CIA.
Chris Hayes and Erin Gloria Ryan dance to Cracker Island because they are both white trash but they used “the amenities” in America to get rich.
“Yeah whatever and I bet Chris is married to a Jew, because he was trying to get rich and Erin married a man who does resemble Lem Billings because she’s an idiotic lemming.” says the male white supremacist leader in America.
“Then why does Lacey love me as a person because I can sense that she does care about me?” says the white supremacist leader.
“Yeah, that was the idea of white supremacy honey. I’m sorry you don’t understand the concept.” says the white supremacist leader.
“But then why doesn’t she want to fuck me? I mean she just needs to relax!” says the white supremacist female leader, in self-righteous indignation.
“You’re a-You’re a dyke?” asks the white supremacist male leader in the US.
“I didn’t think that ultimately mattered if you were white.” says the white female supremacist leader.
“Yeah…and that’s why a lot of people who are wealthier who thought like you sweetie became liberal and violently feminist and antagonistic towards white supremacists in the 1960s.” says a liberal intellectual.
“ so are the problem with our traction in the United States, is that we have hidden evil people amongst us narcissists faggots do you know Dykes homosexuals what have you and pedophiles all sorts of perverts of different varieties and yeah, poor people who are one of the former, you know, and a Dyke, or a bisexual or aura aura or a narcissist.” says an American white supremacist leader.
“ would you like to send Tucker Carlson back to Russia? I could confused again by actually having an intellectual conversation with him that he can’t follow because he’s actually not educated and intelligent and delete is he pretends to be or I could just blow up the US because I’m annoyed as hell by you. Fucking idiots.” says Tsar Putin. “ because those seem to be my options I have to either deal with a job asses like you and Tucker Carlson ask him repeatedly who do I talk to who actually runs your fucking country it’s not funny I’m actually the leader of a real country doing actual work this isn’t a joke. Would you like me to kill you because I’m tired I know what the fuck to do with you jack ass is or would you like me to keep trying to work with you and explain to you how shitty you are?”
“ I don’t think Lem was gay at all!” says JFK suddenly out of nowhere.
“ you’re very kind of talk to us. Um, I feel a bit like a mouse talking to a person who could step on me. Um, challenging the person to a duel. Hi Sara, Putin I’m terribly sorry to bother you and thanks so much for your time. greatly appreciate it. I’m very sorry, I should’ve brought you flowers probably or about you I’m incredibly sorry, sir
Thank you ever so much for doing a good job for the world and people like me.
I’m sorry that we are not more helpful and that we may have not helped you in the past or somehow betrayed your trust. If there’s reincarnation we’re probably like the people that shot you except or not Russian so I should clarify myself like that if you love your people that much.
And talking to you to me as a bit like talking to God I’m incredibly sorry
Yes, if you’re that good of a person I think that’s what scares me is that it starts to feel Indian to me. It starts to feel like Hindu voodoo and I start getting all freaked out.
I have a feeling you understand that.
Do you know we used to have leaders like you and then they all laughed which scares me too I’m a bit of a Dispensationalist.
And you know all about dispensationalism I have a feeling I’m sorry that Tucker could just listen to your grand eloquent intellectual explanation of Russian history. I think he was hoping you were hoping that you would find that we would find flaw with your examination of things I was like an intelligence test come to find out no we don’t know that much about Russian history but we pretend to don’t we bossing you around telling you that we know what to do and we don’t we don’t even have a clue necessarily what’s going on but then we get bullied by the top down people, so I know we know we know what’s happening we know it’s happening in Russia we’re experts were experts And see that’s why I liked Chris Hayes‘s book because we don’t have experts like that anymore. People like Lacey used to be everywhere people who knew history and could’ve actually had a conversation with you could’ve actually debated with you I mean heck I will try it but I’m poor and that’s the problem. That’s why I also get confused cause I think you know I’m not as stupid as those people I know that he needed to explain that because it actually does matter.
Oh, that I would say to you you don’t understand their mentality Seay I’m white trash a little bit but I’m also white supremacists. I might not be as trashy as some people but that’s OK. The thing is they’re mad about the Civil War that’s part of what they’re angry about if you’re trying to figure out what the hell they’re so pissy about.
People like Aaron and Chris as much as they have maybe some good ideas I would say think that people in America won the Civil War.
We didn’t win the Civil War. There was a Civil War, and they don’t even know what that means.
So they think that we’re happy because we won the Civil War too just like them. You know it’s like the south and the north thought together. It was just weird creepy people that we can’t quite ascertain who were fighting the north.
They have no idea what’s going on. They’re very ignorant..
Maybe that’s all you need to know, but their perception of things is such that we’re weird, creepy freaks, mouth, breather, breeders, emerging out of nowhere like creepy zombies, like Carrie feom The Shining. And you know it’s like where did these weirdos come from? They must be coming out of their trailer parks in the woods! Golly.
I know I like to my country I like I like the United States. I liked the concept and I don’t know if they even understand what it is.
And the thing is, that’s their mentality. They’re the servants of the rich people from the north, who have taken over the entire north and poor Lacey is stuck up there with them her fathers dead. I think she’s have haven’t had to take with with a Jew because she doesn’t know who else to Mary poor thing because she’s just a sweet woman, except you know he’s white slightly and genuinely I wonder sometimes if God just has graciously manage the entire thing but now she’s stuck up there with those people and they’re basically like the servants who just got left behind because people like lab never had kids I don’t know if they were you know devastated like him mentally I honestly think he might’ve been or if some of them just decided not to have kids because They just kind of gave up because it was too depressing.
So most the people left in the north are her servants and they they hate her and they’ve taken over everything and the people in the south are like that too but maybe not as much yeah and I can see why she’s so little edgy around us to but no Maybe that’s a different topic but no where we see things differently and she understands that very well. She probably explain it to us at and that’s that’s the problem you’re talking to Lacey who is an aristocrat who is stuck up north and stuck in America because I was feeling Canada is better than the north I’m feeling when she leaves the United States and gets on British soil It’s like everything just suddenly starts getting a little better for her somehow even if she starts being killed ever feeling that her spirit feels better because of the honor of God in Great Britain
Meaning he’s there they worship him or they don’t exist that’s how honorable the British are or should be I have a feeling they actually might be
But that’s where we’re scared because you might know that better than we do if there’s reincarnation in your Aleksey.
Oh, I mean what the heck how do we not know that that’s so dangerous one way or the other.
Dammit and then she’s probably been trying to somehow have a conversation with Jonah Wiley for yours magically at this point to try to figure out if he knows something or if Dr. Moritz knows something because Philip said don’t go there it’s not right and you know what I respect that too That might be that yeah that might be theologically cracked but as a Russian if you know something we don’t then you please got to have a little patience with us at all empathy because we don’t know if that’s possible we don’t know that.
I know we’re not trying to kidnap years are Russia we’re just having a conversation with him because we’re in America.
So anyway, that’s the problem here is that it’s there’s still a problem with the Civil War we’re like North Korea in the south we don’t believe that the Civil War really ended we think we got bamboozled. We never necessarily conceded in any sort of genuine way.
We more said OK fuck it you want right you want and we meant that sarcastically.
Oh, so that’s the idea of it they know that they feel insecure and they’re trying to somehow suppress us. You know we’re white supremacists yeah they’re whites there whites see this is there white suppressionists. They like suppressing white people, even though they’re white to their bizarre psychologically to me in that way. Because I don’t think they don’t think like Lacey they think like us but then they’re not honest and Christian enough to admit that. And that’s why we started to like Bobby because we thought he gets it. We’re finally getting through to these people and he’s finally starting to understand that we’re really just white and we’re just trying to have a real conversation about the south and about a lot of things that are very deep, but I don’t know that he’s sincere. I think he actually is a double agent backward asshole from Boston and then I’m sure that’s where Lacey poor thing starts getting confused because she thinks are the Irish evil? And then she looks around the room and she thinks davit I’m not Irish I have a little Jew, possibly in my present and they’re not terribly problematic. It seems to be more the Irish that are troubling me. If anything yet, if the juice can be saved that’s where I’m not an idiot and I I think that’s great.
And that’s why I’m American I think a Jew could convert to Christianity. Her husband has who she’s legally married to, and God bless him which I’m sure actually is very dangerous for her with his Jewish family. No it’s not. It’s an absolute hell hole for her because then she thinks that I’m not trying to annihilate the Jews. I’m trying to save you from hell and actually, it was your son’s choice to become a Christian not mine.
But that that’s where things get even worse because I have a feeling that they don’t even wanna acknowledge that she’s smart enough to convince their son to become a Christian. I have a feeling they think she’s an idiot and she’s after their money which is so sad because they’ve probably barely given them more than $1000 in the over 10 years they’ve been married And they’re wealthy. They have multiple homes but I have a feeling OK maybe $2000 at most including dinners that they’ve paid for in 10 years.
And then poor white people who are evil say yeah because she’s she’s poor. She’s poor she’s after the money no you don’t understand her family didn’t give the money to shut up the Jews that’s insane. Her family has the money her family has the oil he stopped, drinking and carousing around and partying and started doing better at his career after he found her and became a born-again Christian and became heavily influenced by her affluent will no not there they’re rich by the rich, aristocratic oil, baron family And I wouldn’t be surprised if people are so evil that they can’t except that that’s just reality and they try to make it that she had a child out of wedlock which is scientifically impossible and they try to make it that she was a Golddigger for money that she’s never been given on some loose concept.
And those are the scum that she hast to deal with they’re like the fucking idiots who probably used to shovel shit in the barn, who not run everything and are trying to hold her accountable for some bat shit and possible concept that is impossible!
See what I say it’s a bat shit impossible concept. That means it’s impossible. You illiterate retard!
No, her father-in-law has a he has a superiority complex and he thinks he’s quite something he’s not I know for a fact that he tried to make them. Some burgers were fish dish when he was in Seattle visiting her and her elite family and he fucked it up and it pissed off Lacey because they bought expensive fish for the fresh fish market in Seattle and he’s from Ohio and he has no fucking clue what he’s doing in the kitchen at all.
And his little miss piggy, white trash wife, who he lies about because yeah they may have train horses but that’s what they are there the servants not the owner of the horse you dumbass yeah and I’m sure he fix it with his daughter and acts like there, Lacey because he’s too stupid to realize that’s what he’s doing. You’re pretending to be your daughter-in-law and then meeting your daughter-in-law and acting like she’s beneath you and she’s you. You’re fucked up psychotic narcissistic, dirtbag.
And don’t tell me you don’t wanna fuck your daughter-in-law cause I bet you do just like Joe
That’s what your wife is paranoid about isn’t it? Yeah that’s why she didn’t want you to go to Hawaii huh with her you with your daughter-in-law yeah ha ha she didn’t want your daughter-in-law in Hawaii with you because she was afraid you’d make a move on her when you saw her in a bikini.
Your wife is Katie taking a shit body and you married or because she’s white and your trailer trash Jew from Ohio. But your family bad is to do pretty fucking well in America just like the Kennedys did that I’m not surprised you invaded Swickley for five fucking seconds..
Are you are your daughter in enormous apology and my daughter I mean a possible daughter-in-law that you might legally have you her an apology you gutter snakes. And I guarantee you part of the reason why MSNBC attacked her is because of you, Ken Schiebel. And because you’re too stupid to know that when you shit in your own face shit gets in your face, you dumb ass.
Your son is not your son anymore if you’re worthless little kike. And if you’re not, then I apologize to you as a gentleman which you pretend to be. But don’t lie to me and tell me that it’s not about sex you sure as hell wanted to fuck her and it fucked off it pissed yeah no I didn’t fuck off it pissed off your wife because then she had to realize that when you spent months away from home in San Francisco, you might be fucking someone else Because she’s delusional which is why she spent hours talking to Lacey and it said do you think he loves me? Do you think he loves me? Do you think my husband loves me? She asked her she asked Lacey that literally do you think he loves me I mean he spends hours away in San Francisco but do you think he loves me?
And she asked her that Ken if you’re mad at all, I’m explain this to you because your son wanted to go to England for a month and Lacey wanted to break up with him which makes complete sense. He was a fuck wad narcissistic player so much by choice when he was your son added alcoholic screwup you did that not Lacey and I don’t know if you cognitively understand that. and yeah he’s not your son-in-law relax, they might shoot you and your whole family and take all of your magical. Amazing money. And all of your little fortune as a Jew. But they probably won’t kill your son, Mark, who you a banded with your white wife.
Yeah, you raised him to be a Jew but your wife was Catholic and white and I’m kind of getting suspicious of you already right.
Yeah, you’re not taking your sons white body and using it to pretend to be him anymore. Yeah that was your idea. Wasn’t it to marry white women so that people think you might be white to because your kids look somewhat white and Dejar which is why your other son struggles to get married and your son Mark said fuck you I’m becoming a Christian and married Lacey.
I know Ella is a human. I’m sorry I’m sorry Ken. I feel bad for you if you actually love your son at all as a Jew, if she was actually love their children in a real way that’s not just a game to you if you have an actual conscience and a soul, then congratulations you had a nice son to some degree. He seems to be a decent provider at the very least, but that’s the problem sweetie that’s the reality. OK that’s reality the little game that you live in the little fake world of intellectual bullshit that you concocted to feel less insecure about people is fake.
You had a crush on your daughter the first one that you saw her daughter-in-law excuse me and it was obvious you stood there blushing probably didn’t you! And your father kissed her on the lips when he was saying goodbye to her once, just like he grabbed your granddaughters ass and played with it, and Lacey had to glare at Mark and take your granddaughter away from him. He grabbed your granddaughters ass squeezed and said you were a diaper just like me, Lacey said yeah she does. Mark grabbed your granddaughter after Lacey glared at your son and they said they never spoke to him ever again they never talk to him they never called him they never visit it is not. I’m gonna let him die because he’s old man and he’s obviously I sadistic worthless piece of shit on a certain level.
Oh, and then he said oh well call you Liz to an infant. Alicia thought she’s a fucking infant who looks like the queen mother she’s my daughter you weird fuck off freak and Lacey thought no no no no no she’s not Liz she’s Elizabeth and she told your father that she said we don’t call her Liz we call her Elizabeth.
And then they took, and then they took it out to the Audi and he said that’s a nice safe car Mark you’re a worthless piece of shit and then he said let’s go get a drink.
I am I said no grandpa I’m not going to get a drink and Lacey said I think it’s time for your grandpa to go inside Mark, so they went inside. Took a Nesheim 15 minutes to say goodbye because Lacey was raised by well yeah, was raised by pedophiles who are white and aristocratical so she knows how to conduct yourself love people like your father And she said I’m gonna kick his ass because he’s not even like me at all, so she said goodbye in a way like he was a dog and she could kind of play with him like that because he’s so far beneath her
So she said goodbye and he goes goodbye and that’s the last day ever saw him. He was jealous of their Audi because he was never that wealthy and frankly know how much money have they have they gotten Casi if you’re still interested know her father has bailed him out. He probably has given them over $1000 in the last year And Mark hates being dependent on him because he knows that Jim is evil and nuts, but the same time he’s very thankful to have a father-in-law who is rich. How much have they gotten from him? Oh yeah probably over 250,000 easily I mean yeah when they need money they ask Jim and he cuts a check for thousand dollars $600 whatever they need because that’s money can’t they need actual money sometimes when their kids have dental problems When they need to leave Seattle because they’re being fat foot around by the illuminati Yep they escaped Seattle because her father that raised her, gave them $1000 at the drop of a hat.
Yeah and you’re thinking that’s my money I have $1000 to give them no you don’t because you spend it to try to make your wife seem pretty and your daughter Steve elite around people like Lacey who probably are starting to see through her Lord willing and you join a trailer park or you know you join a country club excuse me you joined a country club association, right wow that’s impressive so you spend money trying to see him old money but then actual old money sweetie gives it to their kids and that’s for Bill Gates and people like that are so fucking backward. Yeah we’re not living in the 1800s anymore your kids probably need more than $1 million bill or they’re probably gonna end up dead or working a sex slaves.
Oh no Casi is it is it attic it’s sold you buddy 00 I worked my way up. I became a billionaire and everyone wants to kill me but I am going to leave my children 2 million so that they can work their way up to that’s not how reality works. His kids need his money. He’s screwing them over by not giving it to them, and so his daughters had to marry a Middle Eastern, her who’s white half black or something out of desperation to survive.
Bills, not necessarily pure evil Bobby he’s kind of a new mighty idiot, but he might be evil will see.
I know I’m not talking about vaccines right now stop it.
Oh yeah cause I’m sorry we were talking to Vladimir Putin to at the same time. I’m just giving him sort of a report on what’s actually happening in this country because I don’t think he necessarily knows I think he’s being lied to because they’re desperate to suppress this information, they don’t want people around the world, knowing what’s actually happening in this country, which is why they which is why to the white supremacist woman from before which is why they call us Nazis sweetie. They’re trying to explain how evil they are to them, they’re trying to explain to them that they’re evil to try to see if they have a conscience because they know they know that they hate Nazis the north constantly references Nazis because they call us Nazis and we maybe are but not like necessarily that they called Donald Trump a Nazi. They probably have called Bill Clinton a Nazi when they’re mad at him they call anyone they hate who they think are evil a Nazi.
And so it’s like oh they’re a Nazi. I think they call they called it and he calls it a Nazi issue because he’s trying to explain to them that they’re like Nazis to try to see if they have a conscience.
So that’s that’s the idea of calling them Nazis if he’s trying to speak to them in their own dialectical, gnome, Chomsky help us sort of I’m joking, but not entirely if that’s allowed, respect you speaking to them in their own dialect.
Can I don’t know why you could’ve just been more honest and sophisticated you cheat on your wife, but she’s too backward and too much of a hick to know that I bet you’ve probably had a few mistresses and she doesn’t even know that she doesn’t think you’re cheating because she literally thinks that you’re just magically faithful to her sexually wherever you go because that’s just how it works and she doesn’t realize that you’re not having sex with anybody is a problem for you as a man I think she thinks that you’re an asexual weirdo I don’t. I don’t think she realizes Ken that you cheated on her very cleverly behind her back for decades probably and that’s why she was so terrified by Lacey because it was like Lacey is upset that the Schiebel man sleep with other people!?
So she had to deal with reality that she was white trash compared to Lacey and ugly and a heck it who have been taken in by you and Lacey wasn’t that stupid because she was sexy and rich and sophisticated and so it’s like crap. Lacey’s are Christians she’s a sweetheart well I’m just gonna make her a Golddigger because I’m a narcissistic bimbo who doesn’t know how to do much.
And then you like a conscience and it never occurred to you that that was a problem. Your side is probably slightly autistic. Thanks to you, and if you’re not autistic, how did that boy become autistic if Jews are actually equal to white people Ken? I don’t wanna assume that you’re not autistic but it’s interesting. Is he even your son? There are some people sweetie who wonder if your wife slept with someone else to conceive Mark which could be why you could be why you found Lacey attractive because yeah, maybe Mark‘s not biologically even your son in which case I’m incredibly sorry Ken, your wife that your first married was a whore and then you married your second wife, Jill, who’s not a whore is probably faithful to you, but then you’re a whore now and she’s too stupid backwards know that and you’ve had to lie to her to save her feelings.
See now if you thought like a smart you who may have actually conceived Mark you would’ve just given them if you even have the money I don’t know $15,000 and said sweetie take her on a trip if you wanna marry her OK but she’s way out of your league.
And then Lacey would’ve thought these people actually have money. I should probably be careful and respectful of them. No she doesn’t think you necessarily have shit. She’s not a Golddigger so if you’re not Mark‘s actual father, he doesn’t actually think like you he thinks like his father who’s actually may be a little more white even as a Jew I’m sorry cat as a human. This might be very hard for you to read on the blog.
Who is his father? What is your son? Do you care about him or not you raised him do you care about him or not? Hey maybe he is your son if he’s not though I have a feeling his father was in his 60s or sore 50s when he conceived Mark with your wife, where did they meet at synagogue? He probably met your wife Cindy at the synagogue you went to with her or he met her in Hebrew school when she was trying to convert.
So who who will you be some handsome Devil May care slightly womanizing, sweetheart, Jew? And if that’s true and be careful but if that’s true no I don’t know if they’re Polish or if I don’t know what they are or maybe they’re maybe they are just German but I have a feeling his father was probably in his 50s or 60s in the 1980s.
So basically, Lacey is genetically married to a Boomer to some degree. Mark is sort of a Boomer or site even I don’t even know how old this man was so Mark is sort of a silent generation Boomer, Gen X guy if that’s his dad because his father was the age of love, Billicks, his father, his father, or maybe a little younger than that, but not much so Mark‘s father’s age is around the same age as Prince Philip, so Lacey‘s real father-in-law is probably dead from old age Ken. I am yeah you have a very sweet little Jewish son, whose father yeah could’ve been born in 1923.
Were there any written notes keys or what is it? Krukowski is Lewandowski Manikowski I have a feeling that’s his actual last name is Mark Manikowski possibly and I bet he’s a genius isn’t it?
They have the last name Schiebel it’s a nice German name but I wonder if he’s really Mormon Mark Manikowski but you know what sweetie he loves you like you were his father and secretly I think you piss him off maybe you actually are his son or I mean, maybe you actually are his father I don’t know but hey, she overheard you saying I don’t know where Mark got his curly hair from maybe he’s not my son you said that or your father said that if she was walking by.
I’d be in the gutter snakes that you are you assumed that even though she 100% seems like a lily of the valley upper class knob that it had to be an act because if it wasn’t an ask and why the hell was she with your son?
So then maybe jokes on you, Ken and he actually isn’t your son I don’t think he’s old enough to be your father but maybe he’s old enough to be your friend who you’re jealous of because he’s smarter than you?
Hey, it’ll be honest the fact that his father had sex with your wife if he’s not, your son might mean that you’re more of a father to him and that matters because God actually may be did do some thing right you’re supposed to know that it’s a Jew he’s a supernatural being God is the supernatural being Ken.
But then that’s the tragedy if he’s not your son anymore, I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know I think there’s still some Jewish they’re just out of respect for God, but I don’t know I don’t. I don’t know who his father is a Hwy Hwy he belongs to, I know you didn’t give him a 40th birthday gift did you?” says the white supremacist.
“ no I did not give him a 40th birthday gift. If I’m being honest, I would probably tell you that I might have and let you figure it out.” says Ken Schiebel.
“ oh no he did. He gave her 40th birthday gift he did.” says Jill Schiebel.
“ you didn’t give me a fucking shit for my birthday. You gave me a text you jack ass.” says Mark Schiebel himself.
“ I didn’t give a 40th birthday gift because I don’t want to give those little golddiggers any more money. I don’t want Lacey to take my fortune genuinely that was my idea and Joe’s idea too.” says Ken Schiebel, sincerely. “ I also am mad that he doesn’t wanna talk to me. It hurts my feelings.”
“ those are your reasons!?” asks the white supremacist.
“ yeah probably.” says Ken Schiebel.
“ is that delusion real for you Ken that she’s a Golddigger does that that’s a very real delusion for you isn’t it?” asks a female white supremacist.
“ it’s the truth I mean that’s what she’s after she’s after our money it’s it’s it’s prove it’s a proven fact it’s a proven fact.” says Ken Schiebel.
“ a shark Makowsky my word you were a womanizer that’s not Mark‘s father were you rich?” asks the male white supremacist.
“ oh yeah if I exist I’m his dad I was a very wealthy man I was a doctor or surgeon. Sincerely or something like that. I used to like to wear leather jackets. I smelled good I was a player I’m sorry.” he says.
“ and you’re pretending to be his dad because you care about him or if you actually are his father ha you do seem more like Mark’s dad um, when Mark’s dad who raised his dad I have a feeling he’s gonna be very mad at you.” says the White supremacist.
“ yeah I know I’ve been anticipating that for a while. Cindy was a really easy target. There’s something a little wrong with her arm and arm. Lacey figured that out and after I was done I figured that out to you if I exist and I’m his dad.” says Mr. Kowski.
“ Mark gets his math ability from that man, but he was raised by Ken so if Marcus if Mark is not Ken’s son then then you’re his his father is probably a genius surgeon. Do you have a list of people who you went to synagogue with I have a feeling you could find him he was probably a Kowski of some sort, and he was a genius, surgeon or a doctor. He was probably very wealthy and he hit on your wife behind your back and conceived Mark.” says the white supremacist.
“ are you a little psychic Ken. Is that why you’re a financier who is successful?” says a female white supremacist.
“ yeah.” says Ken.
“ then I don’t think I think part of the reason why you also didn’t give her 40th birthday gift is because you psychically know that Mr. Dr. Kowski exists. How do you think that he’s sided with him and abandoned you just like your wife when she was conceiving him.” says the white supremacist.
“ I really should probably if I read this blog I should probably try to figure this out. I wonder if some of the animosity between me and Mark is because he’s not biologically my son I should probably figure this out. I am, but if he is my son I I actually do love him so much I guess.“ says Ken.
“Not enough which could be where he’s not your son at all and he’s what what is he? If there’s reincarnation he’s British your son his morphed into the old British version of himself and if there’s reincarnation guess who Mark actually is have you been reading the blog or not, Ken Schiebel?” says the white supremacist.
“ i’m at I do read the blog I don’t necessarily recall what was said.” says Ken.
“ he Saint Augustine if there’s reincarnation, your son is actually in Saint Augustine.” says the white supremacist.
“ and that’s it she’s crazy!” says Jill Schiebel about Lacey. “He looks nothing like Saint Augustine. I’ve looked. Mark is black I mean not really, but kind of I mean he’s not his blue eyes and curly white blonde hair or fuck that’s not true that’s the image of him I get in my head when I masturbate to thoughts of him.”
“ oh, you had a crush on your son-in-law?” asks the white supremacist.
“ port, you’re not poor Dr. Cackowski I really honestly think that he could be box father and I’m a little worried that this is a shit show for him to do so go on Jill tell us more you weird fucking bitch from a trailer park with a horse training fucked up cousin or some crap like that and a sister, who married and upper middle class dirtbag tell us more.” says the CIA.
“ well see I get drunk sometimes and I’ve hit on him but then other than that there was one time when when I was talking to her to tell her that she was a worthless piece of shit and a Golddigger. It was the only thing I’ve ever really talk to her in person ever for any extended period of time to because Lacey thinks I’m a worthless piece of Trailor trash it from hell, but that’s what she is because I know based on a psychotic psychic evaluation of my own tits that I do every morning with astrology paper that she’s the one that’s what Madame clairvoyant says.
So I know the idea, though is that she really is we’re humoring her by saying no reality exists, and she is rich and from a wealthy Norwegian farm family. That’s what we tell ourselves to relate to her but in reality, I have it all figured out.
And anyway I had a conversation with her I know we’re both adults and she’s not so I’m just gonna talk over because she’s too dumb to understand what’s going on on on blogging away I mean maybe she’s a dick to the genius but I think that’s not true that’s just some weird fucking demons idea of humor in her. I am the genius I could be one of the smartest people life you just don’t know me oh my
So here’s the idea of it. I had a conversation with her at a hotel that her husband was paying for it, even though I own the hotel because I am of the richest women in Maryland. Yeah, oh so that’s the thing I was molested too. I told Lacey and graphic detail about my molestation experience really loud. I have a really loud voice. Why did I do that? Because I was trying to make her feel comfortable. She told me that Mark’s birth mother molested him and that’s why he was an alcoholic, but that’s just a conspiracy theory that she came up with to get my boobs and my money.
I saw her looking at my boobs I did feel very sticky. They look like they literally there hideous but I never fix him because I was the hottest women to ever live. I’m a god I’m blind I have Saquon hair that’s what matters and blue eyes I have a white supremacist chill. I just Mary choose for the money because that’s materialism and I am an intellectual feminist. Cool kid.
I sold baby wipes I did. I was the top baby wipes, salesman of dolphin county for two years. Yeah I’m a lead the way Lacey can never be because I worked my way to the top sales person position for baby wipes, and all of Dawson county Pennsylvania. Thank you very much that’s my title bitch.
It is a literal title they give you an award. Actually, the truth is, I would’ve been that, but some jack ass man who’s faster than me and that’s why I hate being a woman a baby slower so I couldn’t sells mini baby wipes is fast I don’t think I need a baby wipes. It was an urgency. no it was an emergency that will be told ourselves but I think it’s true. I think dolphin Tony was desperately need a baby wipes. I mean it was bad and I did my best to be there for the citizens and save them from the baby wipes shortage.
Oh yeah, there was a shortage of baby wipes for a record number of years and I saw those fucking baby wipes. I am a whole row yeah and you better know that that’s how I did it because I mean this is just real but that’s the thing they say all of you know sales people tell them selves the stuff to sell stuff that’s the way woman in the world I know that’s not true. There was a just good need for baby wipes in dolphin county. Pennsylvania and I showed him the cat. Thank you Jesus.
I was a hero on the front lines of the baby wipes shortage, and I did my fucking job as an American citizen. Do you think that the hills are over in Afghanistan and I rock well I did my duty at home I saw baby wipes that was my job as an American citizen had a heroic women of the world and a hard-working feminist.
And that’s why I told Lacey you need to work because people really need baby wipes they do that’s what they have to do helping me and them. It’s a crisis crisis.“ screams Jill Schiebel.
“ you’re a very interesting family I’m starting to be wildly, fascinated.” says George Bush Jr..
“ so you really believe that there was a baby wipes shortage that was incredibly serious?” asks the CIA.
“ why the hell are you asking me that there still could be one.” says Jill Schiebel.
“ wow Joe how does this makes sense to you in your head?” asks the CIA.
“ because I don’t understand science I don’t understand what Mark does I understand, but Ken does. I am a woman and I know that because I was raised by religious fundamentalist from the south my family are Christian fundamentalist. They’re very backward some people to call them so I know to submit.
So I don’t need to know why listen I don’t need to know that’s not my business. All I know is that I was told there was a baby wipes shortage and I know that when a diaper stinks you need a baby wipe when there’s poop you need a baby wipe, you can’t run and grab a wet paper towel. I guess some people at Lacey would probably do that because she flitter around the house with a wet paper towel and think I am going to dillydally around and let the child explore their poop. It’s on their bottom it’s their poop or some stupid intellectual, aristocratic Montessori school bullshit like that.
Oh, but I know that when a baby is stinky you wanna fucking thing that smells good you want to wipe it quickly you want it to be oily so that it takes the poop off that’s where I saw it and I thought these babies need me they need me. I’m like a doctor. I’m like a nurse I’m like oh I’m like a desperate at emergency nurse. Oh baby wipes.” says Jill Schiebel.
“ Jill you’re kind of a bimbo and you’d be charming if you weren’t such a narcissistic backward bitch.” says a living Getty.
“ oh is that fake was there? Was that fake? Did they lie to me? There really isn’t a baby wipes shortage?” asks Jill, rocking herself.
“ no I don’t think there really was one job. I think you imagine yourself is like a nurse on the front lines of a war because that’s what you were told you were and you just wholeheartedly believed it if we’re really talking to you sweetie and we’re getting a clear read on who you are I think maybe you really were that fooled.” says the CIA.
“ and Lacey knew Lacey knows that that’s just nonsense?” asks Jill.
“ I think Lacey would assume that everyone knew I think most millennials with Jill you’re like a more backward version of Dwight Schrute a more gullible backward version of Dwight Schrute, and frankly, also a more evil heartless, narcissistic version of him you might not be. Lol but I think you’re a little evil Jill you also were jealous of Lacey because she had a crush on your stepson. Is that true?” asks the CIA.
“ yes, I may have had a crush on him and imagine that if he could just get his hands on me, he’d be happy for the rest of his life.” says Jill.
“ oh Jill, you’re ugly and old. Why did you imagine that he’d be so into you?” asks Dr. Cackowski.
“ because he slept with ugly fat women all the time and then told stories about it and I’m not that ugly. Also, I don’t think he realize that he could marry someone as beautiful as Lacey, and yet he did at the same time, but somewhere in all of that, I just thought you know what, I am amazing I’m a goddess everyone loves me I’m a hard-working title aristocrat from Swickley. Of course if this was a made for TV movie on PBS, he’d secretly be in love with his mother-in-law lady Schiebel they used to call me lady Schiebel at the country club lady Jill I made them call me that somewhere but not really high. I’m not that hot but I imagine that I was in so I act that way and then people don’t always know the difference because they don’t look and Lacey looks so I imagine that she was aroused but in reality I guess she was just noticing reality.” says Jill.
“ and yet you’re terrified that you could steal all of your money you’re a worthless ugly piece of shit compared to her and you still delusional. He think you could have your son he was news for you Jill I don’t think that’s possible I don’t think he’s that brainwashed anymore by your family Joe that was insane, but you almost brainwashed into thinking that he wanted you because you’re a sick pervert, you are sick, perverted, sadistic, weird freak, and that way there’s nothing special about you at all you’re below average.” says the CIA.
“ that’s just actual fact?” says Jill.
“ yes it is Jill it is just scientific fact I’m sorry you’re hideous looking objectively speaking anyways happened you never had a youth were you were beautiful a lot of women tell Lacey that because they go narcissistically insane when they talk to her some women might actually be beautiful, but a good number of the ones that are most vocal like you because you and I are not about how beautiful you were to her you literally spent about 10 minutes giving her your story of how you were superior to other people possibly even including her which was insane she’s one of the most beautiful woman to ever live and you’re hideous, but you’re very typical of most women you’re really a disgusting piece of shit I’m sorry this is a real illuminati meeting if his blog is real and you people are humiliating the world with your degeneracy and worthlessness.” says the CIA.
“ she told me that and I was just about to tell you that she didn’t. She told me that like it was some fact that I should already have known.” says Jill Schiebel.
“ yes and that’s been a problem in society for a while women like to pretend that they’re sweet when they’re not, you were supposed to realize that she was vastly more intelligent than you, but you’re a gullible, narcissistic idiot, along with being evil.” says the CIA.
“ so what do you want us to do sweetie? You’re more delusional than most people your husbands not faithful your decorating ability is miserable but you hired someone who is smart you didn’t decorate your own house did you you have no taste.” says Sewickley.
“ yes, I hired someone possibly was trying to be a lady of the manor.” says Jill.
“ how much money does your family have? Our family has trillions and oil in about 100 million collectively Lacey was never raised to spend that much on decorating. How much did you actually have at the time that you decided to go way overboard with your spending?” asks Mark Nesheim.
“ but isn’t that how you prove that your upper class by spending a lot I mean that’s that’s how you prove it there’s no other way to prove it to people.” says Jill Schiebel, very sincerely.
“ are you trying to be evil or are you serious serious?” asks Dr. Cackowski.
“ can I just say Lacey is a brilliant woman and I am a little worried that Mark needs to just call it quits with your people but I also don’t think that makes sense because there’s no way to prove that this man exists. He’s Dr. Cackowski son I’m sorry that that man was too dumb to realize that that Mark’s mom couldn’t be trusted with his with his kid.” says Garrison Keillor.
“ Mark reminds me of me Lacey is slightly like me and that’s why I actually do wonder if Dr. Kowski exists I am Michael Winski I think Lacey that I am the woman he was supposed to marry in a sense and you’re close enough that he’s able to be married to you, but you know that it’s not perfect and it bothers you and I hear you I do, but I wasn’t there.” says Monica Lewinsky.
“ yeah, you’re right Lacey that does have an emotional range that’s vastly different than some women her depth and ability to be on amazed is maybe a little Polish or something I don’t know and that’s that’s the thing Monica you’re right that’s intoxicating to Mark that that mystery of where you are in your feelings is fascinating to him and is fascinated with Lacey too but like you said you weren’t there.” says Chopin.
“ am I Jen genuinely slightly ugly?” asks Monika Klima.
“ yes you are but you know how to take good pictures of yours of yourself and yet you lie to Lacey and pretend like she’s the one that’s lying even though you lie about your background and you act like she’s the one that takes good pictures when she’s ugly. When that’s you Monica, you’re so much ugly yes and you’re a narcissistic the food and you’re part of the reason why we’re at war because you’re too stupid to realize that you’re inferior to Lacey you’re you’re so fucked up you have a total fucking erotic delusional view of yourself as you carry the entire Perfume community with you, you look like a ball on a stick with a nose and a floppy, Adolf Hitler hair hat you’re an ugly woman and you knowing that but the lied about it and that’s the problem you’re not supposed to really believe that you’re not supposed to believe you’re actually superior when you’re not Monica, that’s your narcissism, and that’s your insanity and your evil go bring that to Christ you little dirty Jew if you’re a Jew Monica, and you lie about it because you’re insanely superior and your imagination, you don’t wanna be honest about the fact that you’re just an ugly Jew and then there you go go pray to Jesus, like you pretend to be a Christian and pray to Jesus and tell him I’m so sorry that I’m a narcissistic buffoon who can’t stand the fact that Lacey wears roses better than I do because I was ugly as fuck and shouldn’t be wearing perfume that pretty because it’s offensive to people that I’m so pretentious and full of myself. She tried to be nice to you, and you didn’t want that because you wanted the truth as the stupid white trash hick that you are. you seem aristocratic, and European and you are European, but Lacey is more sophisticated than that Monica and this goes out to that Russian weirdo with purple hair too and any other Russian bet you came out her Lacey is the victim and she superior Monica grow the fuck up or we’re gonna have to possibly kill you and your family. This isn’t a joke you dumb bitch.” Poland yells at Monika Klima.
“ but I wear straight boat neck shirts like Kate and I do Monica Diorio and I am the perfume store and oh my word have you seen my profile but I edit it with Facebook I mean face swap I mean Facetune?” says Monika, fluttering around.
“ we all did that in the perfume community my wife and I are ugly to, but Lacey didn’t and actually I don’t think Mr. Colon 76ers either but a lot of the people that she first met were ugly but then we edited our face and we couldn’t stand the fact that she was actually beautiful and we’re really not.” says Dmitry from Australia.
“ shows what you know I might not be Jewish or am I?” says Monika panicking.
“ oh no this isn’t real. I’m not saying this in my head right now and I’m not saying this in my subconscious or am I am I saying this right now I’m reading this blog at some point and I don’t think I ever said this or did I say this to you in my subconscious see I don’t know how telepathy works. I’ve never looked into it because I’m a white person and I’m rich and that stuff just nonsense.” says Monika panicking.
“ Monica, you’ll just have to deal with the fact that you’ve been irresponsible and complacent, and that you shouldn’t have related to Lacey the way that you did. And we both know and don’t know that we’re talking to you it’s psychic so it’s in your subconscious, but they’ll be no record of you knowing in your own mind necessary that you never talk to us Lacey can keep track of what we say to her for the most part or God does a guy keeps track with you too, but not we can talk to your brain without you knowing.” says the Illuminati.
“ so part of our irritation with Lacey is that we can’t talk to her subconscious the way that she can talk to ours because we’re inferior to her in someway.” says Monika.
“ yeah we’re at a higher class than you, Monica she’s old money and she’s been trying to mathematically scientifically explain that for years maybe Lacey’s not hateful like you’d hoped maybe she’s just trying to explain kindly what’s going on and maybe you said you know maybe she’s not trying to be lonely with her Irish iris, flowers not Irish flowers or iris flowers maybe she liked Chanel low power as a 28 because she liked how it smelled and she does have a somewhat cool personality not like a lizard sweetie like someone who is more aristocratical and intelligent than most of you in the perfume community and so you shouldn’t have told her in your subconscious we’re superior to you you don’t like Iris perfumes because that’s for us and we’re better than you.” says George Bush Jr.
“ and I’m such a victim and someday when I figure out how I’m better than everyone, I’ll tell you all.” says Monika Klima.
“ that’s what it is to be a woman hear me roar see my boobs and a silk shirt and my town for a crappy creepy skin. I shall be Gallo you with my gold jewelry. sex. Magik. just wait.” says a darkly tanned European woman.
“ Lacey doesn’t really know those people the way that I do if she had seen those people she would know that she’s inferior yeah.” says Monika Klima.
Switzerland laughs at the Europeans both.
“ OK fine we’re somewhat white trash and any other European so we have better taste than Americans and Lacey is extremely I mean she really is genuine elite old money and she’s vastly superior to that woman and me both well do you want do you know what else do you want?” says Monika.
“ what the fuck are you talking about? What else do you want?” asks Casi.
“ that’s Lacey Lacey is the one saying that I can tell with my boobs I have a hot sexy bitch and she just bought on her blog that I’m not and I don’t want to be told that because I want to get off tonight with Antonia I know the meaning of life it is, but was it just sucks. It is love no it’s not lol that’s boys and sucks. I’m so fucking sophisticated!” says this woman:
Except she’s old now. And she’s not actually Jacqueline de Ribes.
“ yeah that’s a really annoying page on Instagram. Those women are all pretentious, fake old money and they’re annoying as fuck.” says Michael Rockefeller.
“ oh my gosh, I have a head on a slick, bought it look I dips myself and oil and water Cartier watch for my Swan Lake creepy face.” says Lacey.
“ no, she said yes, but she thinks she’s absolutely sublime!” says Michael Rockefeller.
“ that smart little smile on that woman’s face you can never be me it should never happen she’ll never happened of them all but if you look at me and take a good pictures, Eichele consider acknowledging you with a breath.” says Lacey mocking the dumbass new money American butch bitch above.
“ my family made money, selling fattening shortcakes I’m at the Dunkin Hines fortune. We made money off of ketchup and frosting. The British made their money off of ketchup and frosting to you and I know that because I am the intellectual I am old money not someone who is really old buddy like Lacey and Lem.” says the idiotic woman above.
“ this woman is one of the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen in my life poor thing.” says Dr. Billings.
“ oh JFK I know JFK I had sex with him for two seconds in 1962 best two seconds of my life he was straight by was gay end of story. I’m going back to Africa next week to buy another outfit that improved from an African chieftain and then car, Lagerfeld will smash my face in again with a brick so I look a little more posh.” says Lacey of the woman above mockingly.
Nelson Rockefeller laughs at her wholeheartedly with Lacey.
“ and what are you talking about? We’re actual old we’re real old money!?” says Ladies Of Madison Avenue like they’re devastated.
“ honestly, you guys are American trash you’re really not contributing anything to the world you just got really rich and then it became generational wealth and you started imagining delusionally that you were genuinely superior genetically like the British aristocracy and you’re not Lacey and Lamar and I have a feeling I even might be more than you people are, which is why people like you piss me off so much but no, you guys are really not that special in that way and you’re annoying because you’re mean as fuck you’re horribly insecure you’re totally lacking self-awareness and you have no fucking clue how insignificant you are compared to her and her family and you have no idea how brainwashed we all are because of the Kennedys, which is white you side with them because you’re evil you choose to be an ignorant fuck, and then you make us feel sorry for you without pitiful. You actually really do look.” says the world.
“ oh my God I’m ugly I’m gonna cry I’m sincere help me save me help me save me. Help me! Save me! Help me! Save me!! help me save me I’m ugly. Oh my God! I’m going to cry. Help me! Save me! Help me! Save ne!!” scream the women above, genuinely losing their minds.
“ oh, so you genuinely think you’re you’re supposed to be better than everyone or you’ll literally just die and go to hell?” asks God.
The woman weeps. “ my whole life has been Russian. I’ve been incredibly loved him very rich but I’ve been ugly and I’m too important and special to be that imperfect don’t you know I’m a god oh my Goddess oh my God It’s look at me I’m a god I’m a god is everyone I’m a go to save me help me. I’m poor Sammy help me save me. Help me out, so save me. Save me. Save me save me. Save me save me. Save me save me.” she screams.
“ I cannot get over this. I hope to be better than other people you do not tell me I’m ugly able to Byam does it but this is bullshit. This is bullshit.” says this woman.
“ how is the bullshit? You guys really are that ugly every woman on that page is ugly but she wears these pretentious fucked up fake aristocratic, American new money, possibly generational wealth possibly even technically old money but it’s questionable get ups and then you’re imitated by dumb ass working class poor as fuck trash women like Nancy, and then you side with Nancy well Lacey and her actual fortune are in flames because you believe that she’s been with you and you don’t seem to realize that she’s not Lacey’s not beneath you and I Matthew Nesheim is dead because of you.” says the CIA.
“ yes, we raised Lacey to think she was beneath us except she’s too smart for that and so she saw through our lies and that we want to kill her because we’re sociopathic and then we tell everyone that the elites are all sociopathic because that’s America’s premise. If you believe that they were ever good then you’re gonna see through us or you’re going to think that people like Lacey and Lem’s are superior and I just want to shake my tits in your face and make you cum. Wooo!” says this woman.
“ oh, look at those teeth are doing your face perfect video that’s an excellent impression of an aristocratic person you imagination, darling, the same way that you pretend to have a brain and be superior and along the way is how I pretended to be gay.” says Lem.
“ I have a heart and I’m devastated and you’re making me cry you’re mean you’re mean you’re so fucking mean! Save me! Help me! Save me. Help me! help me!” says the woman.
“ you know you probably did get your money from bullshit and I didn’t but we don’t have the same pretentious nonsense in our family that you do and you take yourselves far as you seriously and that way you’re also very evil how how did you ever think you had a fucking leg to stand on with someone like me?” says Lacey Banks Billings.
“ yes, darling yes tell us more about Dutch old money. This is why I don’t like history or fact and I start thinking we should just we should just Alex Bobby and suck his cock go Bobby 24 go Bobby 24!” says Ladies Of Madison Avenue.
“ oh, geez, that was sure clever you’re Trailor trash pieces of shit compared to my family to boo-boo one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done in existence was ever even acknowledging Jack. I should’ve just killed him he would’ve started the end of United States because his families and obsessive group of fucking freaks like you, but maybe that’s a good thing.” says Lem Billings. “ I know I mean a Choate I should’ve probably just smashed his face into a wall and then just taking the consequences. Would you like me to kill you? Do you molest children? If you do, I love to just finish off whatever the fuck happened to your face, you seeming worthless bitch.” says Lem Billings.
“ you’re not Constantine I am!” says this woman sincerely.
“ I actually think her outfit looks more Asian but I can’t but you’re saying you didn’t look that closely. He looked at her face and they all look alike look at it again.” says Africa to Lacey.
Lacey laughs. “ no it looks African to me. I’m sorry.”
“ no Lacey is right. I’m sorry the lines are more African than Asian.” says Karl Lagerfeld.
Lacey laughs and so does Lem.
“ except she has such a pretty little Asian appliqué attached from Joanne fabrics. Oh, how cute! Did your mom you sew that on for you before punched all the other girls in school with your peanut butter sandwich fists?” says Lacey.
“ I didn’t eat peanut butter sandwich. My family was rich we ate bologna.” says Lem mocking this woman.
“ I love the jewelry around your neck. Why don’t you just take it all off and show your tits.” says Lacey trying to be nice to her.
“ she can’t she has a ceremony of tea to perform.” says Lem.
“Hoo Ching pow!” says Lacey dramatically to the woman.
“ that’s racist Lacey!” says MSNBC like a cow.
“ no I was actually making a joke at her expense about racism.” says Lacey.
“ no because then that means that you’re more liberal an intelligent than we are and also more elite so we’ll just have to laugh at you know laughing her please help me save me help me save me help me, save me.” says the woman below.
“ Why don’t you just show us your boobs you have bad boobs don’t you?” says Lem.
“ no I think it’s on lady like to show your boobs!” says the woman above.
“ oh, so now you’re making a difference Eduard in England excuse me I need another picture to illustrate how stupid you are.” says Lacey.
“ I know I am better than that woman because I have sexual abilities to fuck men outside of marriage.” says the woman.
“ oh, are you mocking yourself to be my buddy? Hey friend ol’ pal Ho Ching matchu pichu! Jiggi-Kop. *Click click* Good m’lady!” says Lacey.
“ are shown to be afraid of the rivers.com 20 take me to Shell pray by the river of the Lord that God sayith He!” sings this woman.
“Was that a hymn?” asks Lacey.
“Yes.
I shall pray by the rivers of the Lord for Him to overtake me! And my spirit shan’t want for the light! Holy, holy oh holy. Yea thou tho! Have-ist whilst I faint not! Shan’t I sing of thy mercy ever ceasing! Thy mercy ever ceasing! Thy great mercy ever ceasing!” she signs sincerely.
“Thy mercy ever ceasing!?” asks Bobby.
“Yes! Why is that a problem? Does it bother you?” asks the woman haughtily.
“Ever CEASING!?” asks Bobby.
“Huh!??” she asks, in nonplussed shock.
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