When Lacey was first bullied as a child she wasn’t told it was bullying. Instead it was treated as a mysterious social disease by her parents.
Today as she perused Tik Tok she found a post with a woman saying that bullying is just “energy stealing.” Bullying according to that woman is just people wanting to steal one’s “light.”
September by Sparky Deathcap plays.
But…Lacey has no energy worth stealing?
She’s a so-called good person. Yes. But…you don’t want her energy. Trust me.
The song plays.
“I don’t care. These people are nuts.” Lacey as says about her bullies to herself. “I’d rather be dead, honestly.” And that started at age 10 after she had a nightmare about overdosing on cigarettes.
The song plays.
“Have they just been idiots who secretly wanted to go back in time?” asks Lacey. “Do people bully me to try to time travel?”
“So…your father made a million Dollars that year?!?” asks a perfume hater.
“I dare you!” says Lem smiling.
Lacey ignores them for a second. “Yeah. Do you want to die?”
Aghast, “DO I WANT TO DIE?!?” she scoffs.
“Are you braindead?” asks Lacey.
“You’re an idiot loser!” scoffs the perfume hater.
“You’re a rotten egg.” says Lacey. “But you’re mistaken about me. Apologize for being moronic.”
The perfume hater thinks.
“Times-up! You lose. You should have apologized.” says Lacey. “Do you want to die or not?”
She thinks. “No.”
“Then stop stealing my so-called energy. It’s unsafe.” says Lacey. “You’re welcome.”
“You’re not going to believe this, but…we’re bothered that you don’t see the way you’re insulting Nancy.” says Mr. Cologne 54.
“How am I insulting Nancy?” asks Lacey.
“Because your family had the same trajectory as she did. You went from the %1 back to the upper middle class. …I’m assuming your father has other income. …And yet you don’t seem too bothered by it.” says Mr. Cologne 53.
“So…the idea is that I think I’m better than her?” asks Lacey.
“Yes! Because why weren’t you affected by that?” asks Mr. Cologne 58.
Silence.
“Like…you think she’s affected by it but you aren’t?” asks Mr. Cologne 43.
“She brought it up. She had a conversation with me about it. …No, for whatever reason I’m not as bothered as she was.” says Lacey.
Mr. Cologne 32 thinks.
“Why doesn’t it bother you?” he asks.
“Because I’m…detached and I…held it loosely.” says Lacey.
Mr. Cologne 23 thinks. “Other than your children…and your faith…and human dignity…what do you hold on to?”
“Almost nothing.” says Lacey.
He thinks. Then Mr. Cologne 64 says, “What about England?”
“Yes! England.” says Lacey.
Mr. Cologne 63 looks peculiarly upset. “I have a feeling there’s a dead man who holds on to you.”
And at that Mr. Cologne 76 emerges. He says, “Even if there’s a dead man who holds on to you…that doesn’t mean you’d understand that.”
All the Mr. Colognes think. All 200 of them.
“Why 200?” asks Lacey.
“That’s not why I picked 76.” says Mr. Cologne.
“Were you born in 1976?” asks Lacey.
“Maybe.” he says.
“So you’ll be 100 in 2076.” says Lacey.
They all think.
“Casi…was…not innocent.” says Mr. Cologne 52.
“No. She wasn’t. But I had lots of haters.” says Lacey.
They all think.
More later.
“So the problem is that when we try to steal your energy, we’re really just making up bullshit. And yet we insist that if you don’t let us have our bullshit be your objective truth that we will be impoverished, downtrodden, horrifically upset, pained, eternally damned souls. It’s basically like we’re claiming that if you don’t let us bully you in the way that we want you to to maintain our delusions about reality that will be totally destroyed. Which leaves you with a terrible choice between bursting our bubble, and possibly helping us actually grow and letting go and letting us have delusions and destroy everything. Because I have a feeling, even if you’re not illegitimate that Tommy Banks really is your father and I think that’s a very peculiar dream but I think it’s very likely that Lem really is your soulmate. I see a chance for Louis. I see a chance for Michael I even kind of see a chance for Harold Loeb, although not as much.
I don’t understand it either. I too see how he could’ve been straight, but it’s a very persistent perception that he wasn’t. If he was straight Lacey, I don’t think us believing or not believing really makes any difference. I think it’s more important is for you to talk to him if he’s trying to talk to you if God allows it and to just let that be what it is and if it’s love between you then that’s just what it is and it might not be rational in the way that you want it to be because you’re more than a fact checker, you’re a truth teller as much as you can create yourself to be.
I’m not worried because I have a feeling that if it’s Michael, he understands, if it’s Harold I think he thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. I think Louis is just worried about you and if it’s Lem he maybe deserves to have to deal with your confusion. That is a pretty ostentatious absurdity if he was straight and your soulmate for you to deal with.
…But the point is, I think you’ve become a parent to most living people whether we we realize that consciously or not and so then we expect you to be parental. And that’s a very awful role because you’re not her parent and it’s totally unfair to you that you should have to somehow be strong for everyone alive when we’ve possibly never really been strong for you once in your entire life…and I’m sure now everyone alive feels like your child for the most part. Probably not everyone but a lot of people and and yet they’re not and now it’s a disgusting situation that way and if I’m a psychic in the Illuminati, believe me, it’s been a crisis for us now for a couple of years at the very least.” says a living man.
“Lacey is a crisis for you?!?!” asks a southern man.
“Yes, yes we’ve been in crisis for seven years because of what happened with her.” says a woman.
“You know, making $1 million a year isn’t that much.” says the southern man.
“PARDON ME?!” asks a Bill G..
“Yeah, you heard me right I don’t think $1 million a year is that much maybe if it was $5 or $10 million it would be a little more but if she made $30 billion a year I think I would think it was complete fucking shit and if she was a ruler of the whole world, I think I was think she was an asshole. I can’t stand that woman and there is nothing she can do that will ever impress me. She could own the entire universe, and I would still want to fart in her face and think that I was better than her.” says the southern man.
“Why?!” asks Michael.
“Because she’s a nigger lover and as I say that I realize that there’s plantations in her family and that the KKK appeared in her dining room dead but that’ll make no difference because she’s a nigger lover.” says the southern man.
“How is she a nigger lover?” asks Lem.
“So you’re not racist you’re a poor person like me. I grew up in New York City. My parents are immigrants from Nigeria. And you’re looking for a friend. I am an ordinary person just like you. And I too used to wear Dior Sauvage when I was first wearing perfume. But being a man of exquisite, elegant sophisticated, elite tastes as a traveling lawyer…which makes marginally more than a regular lawyer…and that’s why I feel the need to point out that I’m a traveling lawyer, not a regular lawyer…I’d like to share with you some advice. Nosomatto. Learn it! Know it! Love it.” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“Because she’s from up north and every northerner thinks that black people are fine and equal and they’re always so lordly and stuffy. If she was from down south, I tried to rape or molester. I’m just being honest cause you’re reading my spirit. But that that don’t make me inferior or white trash, because I is wearing Dior Sauvage.” he says. “I done bought myself a bottle, sprayed it four times and then returned it for a full refund. They weren’t gonna give me the refund but I told them that if they didn’t I’d eat their head. I did I told them I’d eat their head clear off clear off their body.”
“Nas a matti?!?” says the southern man.
“Kind of sounds like Illuminati.” says a conspiracy theorist.
“Yes, dear. Sauvage is a great place to start your understanding of perfume but because I see perfume is an art and I live in a state with many lakes where I like to go hiking at my sister’s plantation, I have insight for you.” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“Are you related to Mr. Cologne 76 he’s black.” says the southern man.
“No my family makes $40 million a year off of oil and I am black but I’m not related to him.” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“Do you hate Lacey?” says the southern man.
“Yes, I do. I think I’m far better than her just like you.” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“Then I don’t care if you’re black. I am racist. I killed a black woman once in her sleep and the police haven’t found out but that’s cool it’s if it’s cool with you.” says the southern man.
“Were you wearing Dior Sauvage at the time?” asks a male perfume hater, casually.
“I love the perfume community! Everyone is so warm and loving! I couldn’t have possibly made it through some of my darkest moments without all of you! Group hug!” says a woman in the perfume community who claims to have bought Lacey’s grandmother’s cottage.
“No I was wearing just a few splashes of Sicilys Waterloon.” he says.
“That’s not the fragrance I would choose if I killed someone I’ve gotta be honest with you, bestie!” says Mr. Cologne 75.
“Why not?” asks a Suzanne.
“Well, I am very familiar with Sicilies. Waterloo is one of their better fragrances. It’s not a fragrance though that’s meant to be worn by people who are in a bad mood I like to match my vibe to my perfume. Not just my dress, but my overall mood, which is why I end-up wearing several different perfumes in one day.” says Mr. Cologne 75.
“Oh my gosh, I relate to that!” says a woman who wears perfume from Alabama. “One day I wore 20 different fragrances and you could smell all of them. My husband said that it smelled like one giant bomb of patchouly, vanilla and coriander.”
“Yeah, I know me too, I am definitely a maximalist.” says a Susanne.
“ my father could make $1 million a year if they found oil on our land or anything they could find gold or coal or natural gas or the fountain of youth or possibly 30 dead bodies but it wouldn’t matter because we would still be more important.” says the southern man.
“Yeah you’re all right. Everything I’m hearing sounds like exactly the reason why I am so glad to be a liberal, freethinking, brilliant sophisticated intellectual of the 21st century.” says Mr. Blue.
“See I just don’t think it’s right just because she inherited her wealth and it’s real money. Don’t mean a thing. I is got 20 bodies buried in my backyard and if I collected the ransom for all of them, I’d be richer than rich.” says the southern man.
“What kind of a smell does that create? I’m just an inquiring mind.” says a liberal woman who wants to eat the rich.
“Well, I mean that’s why I took to wearing perfume. And obviously I am leaving my window shots in this before all the orange rain. No, I reckon if an alien were to come and try to invade my land, they’d regret it mostly because of the smell.“ says the southern man.
“But like they’re all rich right? Umm…like you’ve got all the rich people in your backyard or no?” asks a Gen. Z man.
“No 10 of them are children that I kidnapped and the other 10 are a combination of black women and white female prostitutes.” says the southern man casually.
“But like they were rich or no?” asks the Gen. Z man.
“Does it matter they were innocent human beings. Isn’t that enough?!?” asks Mr. Blue. “I mean I have been in a perpetual state of both bliss and self-loathing since I realized that I am no longer innocent when I was 15. I became evil and powerful, and I started cheating on all my tests, and that was when I realized that I had become a man, but I was no longer entirely human. I was more like a demigod if God should exist in this sad, dark world that we all live in.”
“Yeah we all relate because we’re not innocent either.” says the perfume community in a contemporary transatlantic voice.
“Oh, my gosh, were so cool, you guys I can barely breathe and stand it. I am overwhelmed by our coolness.” says Gen. Z.
“I love this for us. I love this vibe of not caring about 20 dead people in the backyard and just being so above and over everything that we’re just like in a state of constant bliss.” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“So how about if I kill all of you?” says the southern man to the others in the perfume community.
“You could probably kill Lacey and her family by blowing them up if you really blew them up like totally blew them up kind of like what they did in the submarine. I mean I guess you could do that for us too if you really want to. I’m not gonna step on your truth because I’m an understanding, progressive liberal man and I’m better than her and I’m trying to prove that by being incredibly understanding of everything because she makes corrections and I don’t like her corrections because it makes me feel inferior to her so I’ve decided that I’m never going to correct anything.” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“Whatever. We don’t need to make corrections. We never make mistakes!” says Mr. Blue seriously.
“You know I would not kill you all but I am sensing that you like me and that makes you want to kill you so that’s that’s the problem.” says the southern man.
“I’m not sure I understand you correctly. Umm so you want me to kill myself?!?” asks Mr. Cologne 80.
“I didn’t say that you said that! You all says that!” says the southern man.
“Okay, we’ll I’m not killing myself so I’ve got a problem!” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“I could just stalk all of you and find out where you live and then kill you in your sleep.” says the southern man.
“Or you could not! See you cute you know you wouldn’t have to. There are other options that I would never recommend, but Lacey- I mean you could just sort of not.“ says Mr. Cologne 80.
“But I can’t stand all of you and I think you’ll be better off dead.” says the southern man.
“So you want to kill us because you think were evil or because we’re friends?” asks Mr. Cologne 80.
“Why are you asking me that darkie?!” asks the southern man.
“Well, not because I am your friend you fucking asshole!” says Mr. Cologne 80.
“I don’t know you guys were being awfully nice to be a few minutes ago.” says the southern man.
“I should’ve never started talking to you you fucking piece of trash!” says Mr. Cologne 80. “I have things to do!”
“Fine! I thought we were friends and now I’m hurt!” says the southern man.
“Well, some people just can’t be friends!” says a Susanne.
“Why?” asks Lem.
“We’re not serial killers in the perfume community!” she says indignantly.
“Yeah but if you really have led her to a place where she’s vulnerable and daily having to fend for her life, how are you guys? Not so much culpable for what happened?” asks a Rachel.
“Because you should be able to be a narcissist even a malignant one online without starting World War III! So that’s not on us that’s on you!” says Mr. Cologne 60 to the Illuminati.
“I’m not gonna kill you people!” says the southern man with a huff.
“Why not?” asks Casi, offended.
“It just boring. It would just be really boring.“ he says.
“I don’t think that’s fair! I mean come on we’re kind of fascinating, brilliant minded, incredibly artistically, gifted, genius, heartthrobs, and babes.” says another perfume hater.
“So am I! I’m the smartest man alive.” says the southern serial killer.
“Are you really well I’m an idiot!” says Suzanne adoringly.
“No you’re not! No, you’re an asshole and I wouldn’t kill you if someone paid me to.” he says.
“Wait! So like you’re just Lacey right?! So like Lacey is just a southern asshole who would kill people at heart?!? So like she was reincarnated from a man and this is really just who she is and she’s really just a dumb ass who would kill people right?! She’s just like a serial killer.” says Batgirl III.
“Yeah, so where do you live? I want you to send me your email address that you use most often, your mothers maiden name, your date of birth, your blood type, your childhood home address, the for the first and last digits of your Social Security number, a fingerprint, a copy of all important surgeries and medical procedures worth noting, with notes from Dr., a list of all of your favorite things, your sexual history from childhood up until the present, photos of every part of your body, and send them all to my phone number that I will send you once I get around to it. I am going to stalk today. When I email you 50 times and tell you ‘Hello, hi it’s me!!’ that’s who you respond to with all that information. OK?” he says.
“I am not likely to send that information to that phone number.” says says.
“Umm that’s OK I’ll come to you or if I get bored I know who you are and you bore me.” he says.
“Ok whatever you’re just in love with me and I’ll make a funny joke once I can come up with one I’m really busy right now so I can’t but I’ll say something cute and clever that makes it seem like you’re in love with me yada yada yada yada yada yadaz.” she says.
“You’re 205 on my list of people I like to kill I have a blog and you’re number 205.” he says.
“So you have a list of like white supremacist stuff and I’m 205?” asks Batgirl III.
He nods his head yes.
“That’s funny because I’ve never heard of you. You sound like kind of a big deal and I feel like my security crew would probably know who you are.” says Batgirl III.
“Are you worth less than Lacey’s cousin? Because it says online that her cousin is worth $1 million a little over $1 million and it says that you’re worth half of that. I know who you are too.” says a psychologist.
“Fine! You caught me! I’m a self-worshiping, send-righteous, self-aggrandizing fool.” says Batgirl III.
“Yeah. You are!” says the Illuminati psychiatrist.
“Yeah! I done killed a prostitute named Netty once who looked like you. She was nice. But I strangled her in the night.” he says.
“Did she know?” asks Lacey.
He thinks. “No! I was just trying to kill her. No need to be excessive. She was passed out drunk.”
“Good.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. I’m not a mean man. I’m just…a dark soul.” he says thoughtfully.
“So you’re like a nice serial killer who wears Dior?” asks a Gen. Z man.
“That’s my aesthetic.” he says.
“Love it!” says the Gen. Z man.
“Are you in the perfume community?!?” asks Me. Cologne 76.
“Slightly. I follow a few people.” he says.
“Wait! You’re real. And you’re not Lacey?!” asks a reader.
“Why would I be her?! That’s insane. Nah! I’m a dude. I live in Virginia.” he says.
“Where?!?” asks a perfume hater.
“Rural Virginia.” he says.
They all think.
“How many actual serial killers are in the perfume community? I’m just curious.” says Reta.
“You think there’s actual serial killers in the perfume community??!?” asks Me. Cologne 76.
“No I have a feeling it’s statistically impossible that there aren’t. Some of you have 50,000 followers and it’s very unlikely that there isn’t at least one or two people in that list who aren’t dangerous. Actually, that’s part of the reason Lacey can’t understand you people and your insistence that you’re some happy-go-lucky monastery of innocent, beautiful people.” says Reta. “And actually it’s insane to think Lacey could be a serial killer. You know that’s not who she is. You take the dumbest route possible in analyzing her because it makes you feel better but in truth, it’s destroying things because it’s so stupid. And to some degree people have been doing that to her her entire life and it’s always been destructive. She’s not an unlimited credit card for eternity for your ego. Just like how pedophilia has a ghastly cost for eternity sapping someone’s energy and trying to steal their voice and shouting down their free will isn’t just bullying, it’s profoundly self-destructive to the person doing it.”
Susanne nods her head in agreement. She feels she’s Reta’s equal.
“I was born in the early 20th Century and I’m dead. I could probably be your mother or your grandmother.” says Reta.
“So you guys have destroyed huge amounts of Western Culture in the Illuminati not just the monetary system because you’ve been enabling narcissists to think that they’re superior to someone for no damn good reason other than the fact that they’re just in the Illuminati? Or no, I know, they’re in the Illuminati and even though they grew-up in like a trailer park in Kentucky they went to NYU so it’s all good now?” says a Gen. Z woman.
“Actually if there is an Illuminati, yes. We have a lot of people like that in our organization at this point. And as it’s been said before, they are incredibly insecure people, who feel very threatened by people like Lacey. And the Kennedys do you have something to do with it they weren’t old money they’re Irish Catholics. They’re like Italians. And that’s just the truth. And that doesn’t mean that they’re actually inferior but they’re not is easily old money as some people are who have as much wealth as they did. At one point. They don’t have that much anymore. The truth is Lacey isn’t sure if she has more or less than some of the people in that family in her generation.” says a woman.
“So this whole old money thing with the Kennedys is just absolute PR bullshit because they want us to think that they’re old money but they’re really not? And I bet the Vanderbilts probably are because I’ve seen that going around a lot that the Vanderbilts aren’t old money anymore and I have a feeling they probably are. They’re like established old money, and the Kennedys probably are very threatened by them.” says a Gen. Z woman.
“For the most part that’s correct, yes.” says Louis.
“You know the sad truth is though the Kennedys being mere Irish Catholics from Boston is actually why they were so powerful. The Kennedys if you were to make them a family are kind of like a special category. They are their own class. They’re not old money, they’re possibly high society. They’re not artists but in a way they’re kind of like artists but they’re not artists. They are not unlike J.Crew in the late 1990’s. Maybe The Gap in 1995. Maybe Banana Republic in like 1997. …They are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when they were at the top. When she wore the emerald earrings. They’re they’re not old money, but they’re very rarefied in their own special way.
And I think trying to make them old money is something that the current generation wants because they don’t entirely understand themselves. They both do and don’t understand who Lem was in any capacity not just his orientation. In their minds they are Scottish aristocrats from Rhode Island who grew-up in the Breakers but cooler because it was in Cape Cod. But they’re not the truth is they never had as much money as the Rockefellers or the Rothschilds or possibly the Gettys, and they were never as important to America as the Roosevelts. They also weren’t the Onassis family. And they aren’t the Vanderbilts. They certainly are not the Vanderbilts. They aren’t the Hill family from Minnesota even. No they really are not quite as wealthy as people make them out to be in their imaginations. At their peak, they’re probably about as wealthy as Hamish Harding to be honest. And we wouldn’t even know who Hamish is if not for what happened on the submarine. They’re wealthy they’re extremely wealthy. They were billionaires in today’s going amounts so to speak, but they’re not as opulent and grand as people sometimes make them out to be. And that money is probably almost entirely gone. At this point there’s probably some left, but it they went through it very quickly.
They weren’t amazing. They didn’t capture our imagination because of how wealthy they were. They were never the Rockefellers or the Rothschilds or the Vanderbilts or the Gatti’s. They were never like those people entirely. They were so much like them, but they were really never entirely like them. They captured our imagination because of their beauty amongst the men… their glamour because they were very glamorous. Their aesthetic is very chic. It’s extremely chic. Because they were so much exotic at the time they were Irish Catholics that was actually somewhat exotic for up for a billionaire to be an Irish Catholic, and be on the world stage. And because they had very public roles, they wanted peoples attention. They quoted the press they wanted people to know who they were in the same way to some degree it is the Kardashians have.
And Jackie’s glamour they are all in an incredible amount of their status to Jackie being so intelligent and so clever well she was first lady she was an incredibly, entertaining glamorous, First Lady, probably the most entertaining climbers firstly, we’ve ever had. And frankly there was some darkness there people didn’t know what it was, but they could sense there was something tragic and epic about them and their journey. And it was the time that they were that they were popular. It was right after World War II at a really rose to power. They had some power and prestige before because Joe was an ambassador to Great Britain but he also was somewhat responsible for starting World War II. And they were not perceived as important in the same way that they are today or were up until somewhat recently. So the problem is there it’s the same degree there show people. They made the White House look like Hollywood they had ties to Hollywood.
But part of the reason they can’t handle Lem being gay no, Lem being straight, I’m sorry, is that that’s no longer chic anymore. See…people don’t believe the JFK could’ve possibly been straight anymore either. It’s too weird and it looks too much like he was gay. But if you take away Lem being this adoring gay man, and turn Lem into the straight man that he actually may be, Jack looks narcissistic and vulnerable. And it’s actually a much more compelling story on a very human level. But it ruins the myth of Camelot. It ruins the entire thing, because then Jack was actually in love with Lem and Lem wasn’t in love with Jack but Jack covertly kept Lem around because he was desperate, but that’s pathetic to be honest about it. And then you have his vulnerable straight man who is not with him, and now the’s a freak who was clingy and needy and in is very passive aggressive way. And that makes Jackie look somewhat vindicated, but also sort of bitchy. And it makes the whole family seem like weak cowards who couldn’t stand up to their father.
No they’re at they’re not old money. They’re generational wealth and to some degree that’s what’s wrong with Succession, it’s that Logan Roy isn’t really creating old money but generational wealth. And no I’m not being pedantic I’m being accurate. .” says Lacey. “It’s just…Donald Trump is more old money than Logan Roy. And he’s not being accepted into old money, but they’re more like old money and their aesthetic then Logan Roy is.” says Lacey. “Actually Conrad Hilton is somewhat like Logan Roy. And I think Paris Hilton has sort of an old money vibe but I don’t think Mr. Hilton ever felt like old money, even though he was very wealthy.”
“Do you think Delina is overrated?“ asks a perfume hater.
“Baccarat Rouge is very unique. And I am not crazy about it but I get why it’s appealing. It actually reminds me of Aromatics Elixir. It is sort of its own thing; it’s an original. Delina is not special to me. It’s not original. Of course it’s pretty but it’s very monotonous and tedious, and I tried it, but I couldn’t figure out why it was so special to people. I think it’s the glass pink bottle and the name and just the aesthetic. I don’t think the fragrance itself is really as great as you all pretend that it is. It’s just not that special. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“No, you’re right if I’m dropping my bullshit you’re right, it’s pretty common. It is nice but no it smells like a lot of other things.” says Mr. Cologne 75.
“I think it’s it is pretty it’s pretty and I think the bottle and the way the bottle feels in your hand and just the frosted glass and the color the name it’s perfect it’s perfect. It was so popular for a reason. But then that’s marketing that’s not the perfume itself.” says Lacey.
“I’m in my 60’s. Late 60’s. And I agree with you. The Kennedys are Hollywood. They are Old Hollywood. They’re Old Hollywood money. I don’t think they’re old money but I think they are OldHollywood. I mean they never on the breakers you’re right their house is beautiful but it’s not like the breakers and I have a feeling they’re having a very hard time taking care of the house that they have in the family right now. And that’s sad and it’s actually a very common experience in the sense that a lot of people have houses that ones were great, but that are getting run down at their parents owned. The house needs repair. The roof needs to be fixed. It’s common. The thing is the whole their magic was was the way that they captured the beauty of youth. When I think of Lem not being there, I kind of think Joe might’ve lived. I know it’s weird but that’s a theory that I have.
I don’t think Joe would’ve died. If Lem wasn’t there I think somehow Joe would’ve felt it was too risky to die, and I think he would’ve been more careful because he wouldn’t of thought the Jack was as viable of a replacement. And then you have Joe and ironically, I think we might think they were more old money if Joe had survived.
You know even though you weren’t there, he would’ve married someone and she would’ve probably been cheated on with Pat Wilson, I have a feeling. But that’s not what we got. We got Lem Billings and Jack in the White House with Jackie and Lem was obviously very troubled. We know that Jackie actually wasn’t doing the best either psychologically. Neither was Jack. And you have to ask yourself why if they were in such a happy, closeted, homosexual relationship. And it’s true Lem doesn’t seem sad enough to be gay at Jack’s wedding. Actually, he doesn’t seem sad enough to really have been in love with him or that attracted to Jack at all. And then you do you have to wonder if you’re talking to his ghost and if maybe Jack really was more gay than bi and in some sad, desperate attempt was pulling at all the strings, trying to keep everything together. And what grieves me is that’s a horrible life, but we have no sympathy for it because he’s been a total asshole based on how we conduct ourselves. I don’t think empowering the Kennedys to be malignantly narcissistic is a safe thing to do.” says a woman in the Illuminati.
More later.
“I warned you not to mess with me. I warned you.” says Lem to the so-called Illuminati.
“Putin is probably in control of the country very secretly. Which just means that it’s very unlikely that the recent Supreme Court decisions are going to be all that negative. Or could be the end of the world, but best case scenario… essentially there will be no more upwards mobility for people who are not genuinely qualified. How much is talking about Black people or gay people or Hispanic people or Asians? I’m talking about people who are liberal assholes in the upper middle class bourgeois. So essentially it hopefully won’t affect African-Americans that are qualified who are as smart and competent as any white person sometimes more so… It will affect people like Mr. Blue. The decision was to keep Mr. Blue out of Harvard. The decision was to keep people from going to Harvard or Yale or UCLA who don’t the history of Western civilization. And I’m not saying that it’ll destroy good-hearted progressives if anything, it could create people who are capable of actually changing things to be more socialist in a functional way that doesn’t dismantle anything positive to ever happen in the last 200 years. So like some combination of socialism and capitalism or something. It’s a blurring of the lines between the left and right.
It’s essentially saying, ‘No you can’t use guilt to control me.’ It’s an attack on evil think-speak.
And the other ruling is the exact same thing, it’s an attack on evil think-speak. It’s a, ‘Umm no you can’t control me if I run a business. If I run a business I can choose not to serve someone if I don’t want to.’ Which means that we could have black segregation again we moght have no Jews allowed or no Irish allowed. We are 2 inches away from that. But we’re not there yet. And I’m not on it now, but I’ll have you worked out in such a way that you are able to make some discriminatory decisions and yet not. It’s a legal Rubiks.” says Lacey.
“Lacey asked for enough to be on the Supreme Court.” says JFK to Mr. Blue. “No, I said smart enough. As in, she is smart enough.”
“So basically, this is just that liberals have been overconfident in there view of their own righteousness for the last 20 years or the last 10 years?” asks a liberal.
“The last 40 to 50 years!” says JFK.
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“So basically, it’s like this: you can deny that you will perform services for someone based on things you find hateful and so due to the hate speech against Christians within the left and the specifically the LGBTQ community of a vendor doesn’t want to perform services for someone based on the hostility and hate of that group, they don’t have to. Just like how if you are being asked to do services for the KKK and you find their belief system hateful and violent you don’t have to do non-essential services for them or if you are being asked to do work for pretty much any organization that at some point used to hate speech in such a way that you find it to be hateful to you personally you don’t have to perform services for them.
So yes, if you are gay and you own a business that isn’t essential we’ll say like hospitals, that would be essential, you do not have to perform services for the Christians that you believe hate you. Umm so doctors that doesn’t count for. But if you are a conservative or a liberal, and you find the other views too antagonistic you don’t have to do services for them if it is a non-essential unlike medical care.
That being said if someone’s gay and they’re ordering a cake for their friend who’s in a straight wedding you still have to service the gay person, so unless if there becomes an issue where they start using their homosexuality as some sort of attack you can’t deny services to someone based on who they are because that is private information. But if there is something about the event or the services you provide that basically are affected by the person’s identity, organization status, etc. then you can deny them services.
So a coffee shop wouldn’t be able to deny coffee to a Republican or a gay person. But if I gay person came in trying to protest, you know, making out violently in public then they probably deny that person coffee. So everything basically should probably for the most part stay the same it’ll just be on the fringes we’ll have problems and gay people won’t be able to bully someone into making a cake for them who’s uncomfortable. And likewise as always if you get asked to make a cake for a KKK meeting or whatever you can deny that as well obviously.”
“So basically, this is in your opinion, a pushback from Christians, who already feel totally antagonized to their limit?” asks a woman.
“Yes, yes it is and umm some schools may decide to try to attack the situation with affirmative action by focusing on poor students and assuming that they’ll all be black. And that may or may not work if it works for some schools. I don’t think that actually does work. I have a feeling it’s just the end of affirmative action in general. Um, the good news is that if people can mobilize and stop antagonizing Christians and nice people who happen to be white or male, I have a feeling that there could probably be some positive social pendulum shift that would create probably a sort of end to poverty as we know it. Like that’s what I foresee happening. I forsee Harvard being Harvard again Yale being Yale again and it not being considered criminal to be conservative.
That being said, there will be then more pushback, probably against pedophilia, and I would assume against spousal abuse, domestic violence in general. And my bet is that there will eventually be some sort of allowance for poor people. Whether that’s some sort of increased aid to the poor or a total reworking of the system, I don’t know, but I have a feeling that that’s probably what’s going to be addressed because that’s what liberal animosity is probably going to lean towards correcting. I have a feeling that if there’s not total total unrest, if people who are needing medical abortions get them we’ll probably in the next 20 to 30 or 50 years focus on the environment and realigning society peacefully within the bounds of reason to try to take care of the poor. But that’s very that’s very optimistic so I’m not assuming that that’s what’s going to happen, but that might be what happens best case scenario.” says Lacey.
“You know there are probably 50 people dying to argue against what you just said and make you sound stupid. But if that’s not stupid and that’s actually what happens then I don’t know how you figure these things out. I don’t think it’s just you being psychic and that’s creepy. I’m not saying that hyper intelligence is weird, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you are unusually intelligent and it’s hard for you to even know how you figure things out because it just comes so quickly to you.” says a hater.
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Sexy Fuck plays as Mr. Blue eats Elmer’s glue with a spoon.
“So you’re supported by ultra rich liberals?” asks Batgirl III.
“Shut-up! You know this isn’t a real conversation we can just do whatever we want.“ says Mr. Blue.
“I mean yeah it’s not like anything will ever distress other than death and when we die, it’ll just be like turning at the light and will see you stick sis football enjoy ourselves in the process.” she says.
“Yeah! …I’m gonna love not existing. That just sounds like so much fun to not exist.” says Mr. Blue.
“If we meet God, he’s gonna have to post charges to us because we deserve it. We’re really cool!” says Batgirl III.
“You know I just think it’s so funny how the whole world is falling apart but it’s not because we did anything wrong. No, it’s mostly just because Lacey thinks she’s part of old money and she thinks she’s pretty and that she’s smart and it’s just… Evil for someone like that to think that of themselves as human! It’s evil! And that it’s just…like…we should really start World War VII preemptively to deal with that pure evil!” says Mr. Blue.
“I know! I mean, it’s like why does she even hate us that’s so weird it’s like such a jealousy thing for her. She’s clearly just in love with you or jealous because there’s no reason that someone who we’ve basically tried to destroy could hate us for like just normal psychological reasons. I mean it’s not like someone will just have the same reaction of not liking you because you’ve tried to destroy them and just kill their family and torture them to death for seven years and they’re just thinking you’re a heinous person and they’re repulsed by idiocy! No, that’s not possible it’s because she’s in love with you or she’s gay. Or she’s an alien. Or probably because she’s gay and in love with you both and in love with me and she’s just jealous. It’s likely one of those reasons or she’s an idiot or Lem is gay. I bet Lem is gay and she’s gay and there was this all up with us and she’s jealous at the same time. I bet it’s something like that where she’s gay she’s in love with us, he’s in love with us, but he’s so gay and maybe he’s in love with Jack too. I don’t know. We are really alluring.” says Batgirl III.
“Yeah, thank God we’re liberals if we weren’t liberals they would be evil.” says Mr. Blue.
“You know it’s really funny to me. It’s that like nothings ever-I thought we were victims of society and yet you’re a really tough and strong and cute and amazing guy and everyone loves us.” says Batgirl III.
“Let me ask you guys something: are Illuminated meetings like in Eyes Wide Shut or is that sort of a narcissistic self perception that the Illuminati has of itself?” asks a perfume hater.
“Umm…they’re not really like those meetings. No, it’s more like just a party at someone’s house where people drink and get high and bad things happen, and the houses are all open concept and super chill.” says Batgirl III.
“So then that movie is like the Disney version of what you guys do and it’s it’s not that glamorous. Umm…was it ever that glamorous?” asks the perfume community.
“Yes!” says Michael. “If there is an Illuminati it used to be far more glamorous.”
“But now you’re just meeting in like open concept like smaller houses somewhere outside of LA or in some open concept mansion somewhere that is way too open concept is probably everything is oversized huge ceilings, but not like in Italianate huge ceiling like huge McMansion ceiling?” says a perfume hater.
“To be honest, yes.” says a woman.
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“How can you guys be atheists?!?” asks a perfume hater.
“Because!” yells Mr. Blue. He shrugs.
“But that’s like…ignorant.” says the hater.
“Who cares! No, it’s not!” says Mr. Blue.
“Are you getting high?” asks a perfume hater.
“Yup!” he says.
“But I bet it’s virtually impossible to tell.” says Michael.
“I’m good at hiding it.” says Mr. Blue.
“So you have a personality disorder and you hide it by getting high?!” says the perfume hater.
“Yup!” he says. “I’m a drug addict.”
“Why is Batgirl III so in love with you?” asks the hater.
“She thinks I’m like Superman.” he says.
“Because you have two different personalities?” asks the perfume hater. “But why not Jekyll and Hyde?”
“Because he’s rich!” says Batgirl III.
“He’s not that rich!” says Lacey. “And what difference does that make?! He’s just an idiotic asshole!”
“We were in love. …And I was impressed.” says Batgirl III.
“What impressed you so much?!?” asks Lacey.
“So generational wealth is like vintage. Real vintage. And old money is like an antique.” says a woman, interrupting.
“That’s a somewhat great way to explain it!” says Lacey.
“His hair! It’s expensive! …His…mind…and his house. His…life. He drives a Mercedes. It’s always new. He’s…rich.” she says.
Lacey tries to understand empathetically. “But he’s obnoxious.”
“So you’re not at all attracted to him?” she asks.
“No! He’s handsome to me…so maybe…but I’m not sure that counts. Not anymore. He’s…repulsive to me. But technically he’s still good looking at times.” says Lacey.
“Shit!” says Wobbly.
“What?!” asks Lem, laughing. “Yes! He seems slightly like me when he’s high.”
“So it’s ludicrous. The whole thing is ludicrous.” says a liberal journalist.
“How?” asks Michael.
“Because Lacey fell in love with the high-off-his-ass version of Mr. Blue first. And thought his true self was a weird psychological maneuver. …And he found her attractive but he hated her. And she’s…not a normal person but he assumed she was and an awful one. And that her real self was a psychological maneuver.” He laughs. “And now…we’re very likely talking to Michael Rockefeller on her blog!”
Silence.
“So you don’t understand why Batgirl III loved it loved him?” he asks.
“No. I’m confused.” says Lacey. “But I’m trying to see it.”
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“Mr. blue is not your type.” says Wobbly to Lacey.
“You really have no idea why he’s attractive to Batgirl III?” asks a psychic.
“Yeah I don’t get it. He just seems creepy.” says Lacey.
“So you really weren’t in love with him at all or were you a little bit?” asks an actress.
“I don’t know that I was. Yeah, I don’t know that I was at all.” says Lacey.
“Jennifer Lawrence could play you in a film is there any other actress alive who could play you?“ asks a man.
“Helena Bonham Carter could probably play me possibly Winona Ryder, but I think Helena Bonham Carter definitely could. No Jennifer Lawrence could as well.” says Lacey.
“You got legitimately confused.” says an actress.
“Yes, I did!” says Lacey.
“I’m trying to imagine Jennifer Lawrence, raised by Norwegian Christians in some old money family in North Dakota, trying to be a Christian very fervently with your mannerisms. And what comes to me is that you’ve had an incredibly awkward life.” says a psychic.
“If I have, I’m not fully aware of that.” says Lacey.
“So so, would your character be laughing at people or does she just find everything really funny? And I feel like you remind me suddenly of Janis Joplin slightly if I think about how deep Jennifer Lawrence actually could be as a person.” says a woman.
“No, no I’m not laughing probably anymore than Ginger Rogers or Carole Lombard were laughing at everyone.” says an actress for J. Lawrence.
“Yeah, she is a very chill actress. I can see where she was raised to be intense shemay have a hard time translating that or she could even play the role of someone who was.” says Mr. Cologne 75. “She’s also a very tough person. But it’s almost insidious because she’s so calm and feminine.”
“I can see where those women would wear Chanel 22 and think it’s their signature that makes sense to me, especially if Jennifer Lawrence had been capable of being born in like 1918.” says Casi. Then she cracks up laughing. “So what I can’t understand is how the Kennedys thought that you’d be faithful if they cheated. I can believe Jennifer Lawrence might not be attracted to women that makes sense to me or Helena Bonham, Carter I could see people thinking that they would possibly be queer but I could also them not being queer. But I cannot imagine either of those actresses being faithful to someone who’s cheating on them indefinitely it’s just that’s so out of character.” She thinks. “And what’s more I could actually see both of those two actresses figuring out that Lem was straight if he was and I can especially see Jennifer Lawrence’s character seducing him successfully. I think because you could be played by Helena Bonham, Carter, Floris Violets makes sense for you, but I’m not sold on it.”
“Could you see her also being with Harold, Louis and Michael? Yes! But could you see Lem seducing Jennifer Lawrence or Helena Bonham Carter?” says a Tik Tok star.
“Yeah, I can for some reason especially especially Jennifer Lawrence.” says Casi.
“How or why?” asks a producer.
“Because she knows things but she doesn’t know them at the same time. It’s sort of the same way that Lacey does and I have to think that at least in Lacey it’s genuinely innocent and I think Jennifer Lawrence’s characters at times could be too. Maybe that’s why she’s so refreshing. Or at least she’s really good at playing someone who actually is innocent and well-intentioned. Of course they’re two different people. But I think Lem’s wants the one who knows and yet is surprised by him, and who needs him who kind of breaks in his presence because he’s so himself and that worries me because I wonder what they’ve done to Lacey. I could see people being very cruel because she’s capable of breaking but I don’t think she breaks for almost anyone other than possibly Lem. Literally, I don’t think she’s capable of breaking for anyone other than maybe him and possibly those other men and something tells me she could’ve broken for Joe. But I truly don’t think she’s someone who breaks, possibly for anyone other than very, very specific people. If that. Because it’s like with her, there’s like a capability of falling apart, but it’s only for like one or two people in the entire world maybe four maybe she could break for her parents if she thought they loved her but I have a feeling it’s very rare.”
“I can’t really see Jennifer Lawrence falling in love with Mr. Blue I could see her falling in love with who she thought he was and there is a difference. It’s sad and funny at the same time.” says a Rockefeller.
“What are you high on?” asks a dead drug addict of Mr. Blue.
“I drink and I smoke pot and I do cocaine and do sedatives. I’ve been doing drugs with some regularity for most of my adult life. I guess you could say it’s amazing I’m still alive and I probably won’t live past 60 or 70 something I’ll probably have a heart attack. I might not, but no with the drugs that I use just to get by in my career I probably won’t live more than another 25 years, give or take some.” says Mr. Blue.
“So then you’re so then you’re you’re you don’t want to leave the system?” asks an anarchist.
“Yeah not really I I really want to just keep up the life that I’ve been living.” he says.
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