Mercy and Justice were at odds from the perspective of the father who raised me. He had a tendency to interpret everything from that perspective in art. Les Miserables was all about God’s justice versus God’s mercy he thought. And he’s not the only Boomer who sees justice and mercy in that way.
Of course…they’re all wrong. God doesn’t contradict Himself in that way. He’s…above such things. And His mercy never negates His justice. His justice…never undermines His mercy. There is no battle. He’s not internally conflicted. He’s not a mere human, like us. And His character is…beyond profound.
A Sparrow Alighted Upon Our Shoulders by Jóhannsson plays.
Lem seemingly is Lacey’s other half. But she isn’t sure she likes it. Why? Because she’s deeply hurt. By him.
“You shat in my face and then left me here with maggots.” says Lacey to explain. “And you have yet to explain to me why I’m worth it to you at all. I’m not Jack.” She thinks. “And I’m not Rose.” She thinks more. “You didn’t cheat…but it feels like you did. I didn’t lose interest in you. I just felt…left for dead.” Silence. “It feels like you completely abandoned my soul. I feel I’ve been made a fool for having any hope in life itself at all. You ruined life for me. Because of how much I loved you and how deeply I love you. I can’t stop loving you. It’s impossible. You’re you.”
The song plays on.
JD Rockefeller smiles in contempt.
“Lem…why don’t you ever really listen to her?” says the titan.
“She slept with us to test you.” says Michael. “Did you pass the test?”
A Sparrow Alighted Upon Our Shoulders by Jóhannsson plays.
There are many of heterosexual and bisexual men who have been sexually abused and are now being forced into sexual relationships with men. The hateful, gross, disgusting LGBTQ+ community hides them for reasons of power. Just like they safe harbor pedophiles and liberal misogyny. …I wish them well…but I will never trust them. They’re frauds.
They gained our trust in our youth. With beautiful colors and their infectious giddiness about love and beauty. But to me they now seem like vampiric bats out of Hell, feasting on us through our hearts, intellect. Using our souls mercilessly for no truly meaningful reason at all. They do not actually respect love. They use it to hurt people and gain power?
And they’re soo lordly about it. Placing their flag everywhere like evil feral cats demanding worship. Creating new flags to create more exclusivity under the guise of inclusivity.
Jack was gay. Not Lem?
And as I personally fight off Hell…to deal with that…they belittle me.
Why?
Because Jack…isn’t sexy without Lem. Lem fucks wet grown vaginas when he loses his mind. His cock gets hard when he sees hot tits. He’s tall, burly and brilliant. He imitated a gay man extremely well. But seemingly his actual sexuality is heterosexual. People can sense that. It’s…like the inherent pressure at the bottom of the ocean. It’s just how it is. He subconsciously seems straight to us if he was straight, even if we label him gay. You can’t recreate him. You aren’t God.
Jack…is sexy on first glance. But…then he seems…remote.
Remote? Yes.
When I was a teenager I had a crush on him. But I grew out of it. And…now I find his outward appearance attractive but not him. His mannerisms and personality repel me. Why? Because he’s…clearly toxic. I can sense an emotionally almost totally unavailable man…and a gay man? Neither interest me. If I was a gay man I’d think he was a shallow, painfully conceited asshole with possibly no intellectual depth either. …It astounds and terrifies me that Lem took him seriously at all for more than a few months in his sad quest to be an honorable gay man. Poor Jack…was a miserably pathetic man. …Poor soul.
So what is it? Are all gay men losers? Are they using the genuinely confused straight men hidden amongst them to justify their hideousness and deformity? Their shallow meaningless? Are they all merely a creepy extension of the patriarchy? Because why are they trying so desperately to castrate me and humiliate me and other cis women like me?
“You’d be nothing without us! So-called straight men would kill you if it wasn’t for us!” says an enraged gay man to all straight women.
“So men never genuinely prefer for pussy to cock?” asks Michael Rockefeller.
“No! Eww!” says another gay man.
“No I can attest to that being complete bullshit! It’s possible that I actually was bisexual and I really had both and I preferred pussy. But I mean, then what was I? Was I just straight? Mmm…I wasn’t necessarily straight. I think you guys are desperate to make everyone gay and it shows.” says Michael Rockefeller. “But you know there are actual men who really just prefer to be with women. They also exist. They’re called heterosexual and those are actual straight men. Lacey is a heterosexual woman. Lem shockingly to some and not so shockingly to Lacey and others, including myself, may have been a heterosexual man. …And then you have to ask yourself why do you need him? Why do you guys need me or actually why are you afraid of me because it seems like you guys are playing some sort of game that has nothing to do with reality when it comes to peoples actual orientations. …When Kinsey said there was a spectrum as insane as Kinsey may have been he probably was right about that.”
“The issue she is having with all of you is that if I am her soulmate for eternity even today when she was on Tic Tok you insisted that she doesn’t know what she’s talking about when it comes to me. And you keep digging up these gay men who look vaguely straight for a few seconds, but in reality look gay. …It’s funny because they’re never usually ever bisexual. They’re usually just gay men. …And then occasionally you find one who is somewhat like Jack maybe is somewhat bisexual but why are you doing that? And then you doubt that he’s bisexual. …Why are you constantly everyday making these little games for her where she has to sort through people’s orientations? And she doesn’t get wrong! She didn’t get it wrong today again either!
You obviously pick men that look slightly like me. You did that today. Today, we both had very slightly similar hair. His hair was curly. Mine is somewhat curly, except he was dark. I’m not dark, but I looked somewhat dark in some of my pictures. And me and today’s guy had similar mannerisms too. But when she looked at him and analyzed him, he seemed gay to her eyes. …You read me as being gay because you want me to be but that doesn’t mean that I am.” says Lem.
“She wasn’t the only person that noticed that so did Red Fay! So did Gore Vidal! So did a lot of people back then! We noticed that Lem didn’t seem genuinely gay.
That’s not what you have people saying nowadays though in your history books of 2023. No, my comment about him being neutral is interpreted as me saying that he was gay but that’s not what I was saying!
You have all of us knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was gay and we didn’t! You have rewritten history in the last 20 to 30 years about him and then turned that magical thinking into fact about many things in history over the centuries. It’s common. …But when it comes to this we’ve been ignoring it because it has been permissible and we had grace for it but it is no longer permissible to us. You’ve destroyed that.” says Red Fay.
“So it’s possible that he actually had these hidden meanings of discontent about his life and that’s just been totally overshadowed?” asks a Gen. Z woman.
“Yeah people are complicated far more complicated than people today are either capable of being or understand about themselves. …The thing is people used to read more and that helps you in understanding your own and other people’s complication in the hidden nuances of everyone’s mind and personality. …Tic Tok isn’t actually that bad; it’s just that everyone sounds the same. They say the same things, they think the same things, and it actually ends up being very conformist. Reading allows you free space in your brain and in your spirit to process things and think for yourself.
We weren’t as sold on Lem being homosexual as people are today. People in the past thought Lem seemed peculiar and they may have ascribed that to him, ‘Just being homosexual no big deal!’ and then that evolved into him truly being homosexual over the decades. But in reality, it was never that absolute, it was never that black-and-white. We were never that certain. Some people thought he was asexual because they were irritated by him. We couldn’t figure him out and today it evolved to saying, ‘Oh he was just gay! We all knew he was gay.’ …But in reality we didn’t, we didn’t know for sure that he was gay. We couldn’t figure out what he was. He was a very odd man. He actually was very disconcerting.
…Jack clung to Lem like a barnacle, but Lem was not as likable to everyone else. We had the sense that without him Jack just would throw a fit and die or something. …And of course no one wanted to confront that because that that that meant Jack was, you know, not entirely straight!
See…we didn’t wanna label Jack Kennedy as gay! We desperately didn’t want to. Jack didn’t wanna label himself as gay! His family was terrified he was gay.
And people still don’t want to think that he was gay. …But the truth is, he was a manipulative, extraordinarily closeted, queer man. …Jack not Lem. And Lem was a dysfunctional controlled straight man. And Jack had us all thinking that Lem was content and happy and taken care of and that he needed Jack but that Lem was kind of a loser.
You know Lem had kind of a slow pattern of speech. Sometimes he would drink and smoke too much and and he was a big, burly, ursine man. He wasn’t agile and slim and graceful, like Jack. …Well…he actually was, but in a way that straight men are OK, big, tall, straight men. …Jack was secretly very flamboyant at times.
‘That’s my best friend and gosh darn it that laughable big dupe of dope of a man over there, that stupid ass he’s my best friend. Don’t don’t don’t take him away from me. He’s my best friend!’ Jack would say violently to us in private. …It was understood!
Jack used a mentally destroyed straight man who thought he was gay because it was 1952 as his fall guy. He used Lem and his heterosexuality to cover up for his own homosexuality. JFK used Lem and his vulnerability mentally because of his psychological destruction due to trauma, some of which was probably definitely sexual trauma to mask the stench of his own closeted actual real homosexuality. And given the lies that the Kennedy family still tells or believe and need to tell and believe for their own psychological reasons they fall apart if you make Lem straight. They completely are shattered by that possibility even though it’s actually it’s actually a real real possibility. They can’t handle that they can’t handle that the whole thing falls apart. He is their Achilles’ heel. And there are probably other Achilles in their tribe but he Lem is definitely one of them. His heterosexuality is one of them. He probably was straight. He does sleep with Lacey.
These people are very desperate and actually that’s an interesting conversation and it does involve the Federal Reserve. It does involve the Titanic. It does involve the Rockefellers so let’s get back to it. Lacey was saying?” says Red Fay.
“Why are you using Lem and men like him? Why can’t you just admit that you’re not arousing to straight women? You do not fit societal norms of sexiness. Gay men are not actually considered sexy. They have to somehow seem straight to fit in. Whether it’s as a straight cis female. Or whether it’s somehow channeling their bisexuality.
You need bisexual men who are closeted to make you seem intriguing and mysterious and powerful. If you were to take away all the confused heterosexual men and all the bisexual men, you guys don’t seem arousing. Maybe you do to each other but you don’t to other people. And I think what Lacey is saying in jest but also in seriousness, it’s just why can’t you handle that?
You know she likes men so she’s probably over the years developed a sort of innate sense of who is interested in women and who isn’t and I have a feeling she actually is repelled by pure homosexuality in men. Now lest you get tripped up on that that doesn’t mean that she’s aroused by pure homosexuality in women. She only finds men attractive, OK?
And and no precious she’s not aroused by you when you’re wholly gay. She’s not aroused by gay men babe she’s not aroused by gay men they’re not arousing to her and she knows who’s gay and she knows who’s bi and she probably knows who’s straight confused. She knew Lem was straight when she was a teenager. She would’ve known that I was probably wholly capable of being with her, and being completely satisfied and happy for my entire life if I was bisexual. She’s not the one that’s confused pumpkin patch. You are you you are confused and you get off on thinking that women are gullible idiots either because you’re screwed up and you’re actually bisexual and you’re a misogynist or because you’re cruel and you hate women. Or because you felt bullied by mean women who you chose to be friends with over the years. Not all tough, brave, smart straight women are assholes. OK not all strong women are losers who need to be put in their place in some way.
And over the last two years, you have created a fear in her that is very complex about Lem and that’s the reason that I emerged. I may have been in the shadows, and I suppose not a threat to Lem at all. But now Lem has to deal with me because of all of you.” says Michael Rockefeller.
“I can’t let it go OK she’s a peasant she’s an idiot and Lem was gay. That sounds dumb but it’s not. It’s right!” says Mr. Blue, Bobby and dozens of wealthy (mouth breathing) liberals in the US.
“Why do you have to hide behind Michael’s apron strings? Why can’t you just stand up and fight like a man?“ asks a snotty, effeminate but genuinely gay man of Lacey. He’s not at all trying to be funny, unfortunately.
“Because I am a woman and I need to be defended at times. Why is that so offensive to you?!?” asks Lacey.
“Women don’t need to be defended. That’s a myth they’re equal to men.“ says the Millennial snotty gay man. He’s being sincere.
“Speaking from experience of transitioning to a woman, and being on estrogen, I can say that that’s that’s not my experience. We’re not stupid, but yeah, estrogen is a very different. It’s a very different vibe we’ll say than testosterone. …And like don’t men generally have more testosterone or was I just imagining that?” asks a Bid z light model. “Maybe we are a little weaker. The whole separate, but equal thing doesn’t work with black people but is it does it to some degree with women? Lacey and I if I can be so bold is to put myself in her camp aren’t butch. OK we’re not butch. And if I was born cis, I would I’m sure I would even notice more how much weaker I feel now, but that doesn’t make any sense, but it really is different. You are weaker; you feel weaker. Your muscles aren’t as strong. You’re not as strong. And that’s something that a lot of liberal feminists especially lesbians have a hard time handling. Because it it’s like then how do we take men down then? Like toxic men like you. See…you’re not as pretty as me OK?! I’m sorry you can wear all of the you know proper hair care, and do all the stuff to your face but as a man, you’re not as pretty as me, I’m far prettier.
And some would say did this to be pretty. I don’t know…but God knows if I’m an actual woman, no women are just prettier, and I was born into the wrong body. You don’t understand and you’re not one of us. I’m sorry you’re not as pretty as me. And buddy you never will be. So get over it.”
And at that the very pretty gay man comes onto the trans woman because he can’t handle being told that he’s not as pretty as her. He’s serious.
“I’m not a man anymore are you interested in me as a woman or are you pansexual or are you trying to insult me?“ asks the model.
“I’m probably just trying to insult you?” says the quietly seething gay man.
“Yeah! Yeah that’s really really catty. That’s really sad and the truth is it just makes me seem more feminine and viable as a woman.” says the model.
“Well, maybe that was my goal? Yeah, maybe that’s what I was trying to do?” jokes and bullies the cruel, bitter gay man.
“You know I doubt that! I have a feeling it’s more likely that the Illuminati controls you to some degree because you’re involved in witchcraft in some way and so you’re vulnerable. And if you’ve noticed that you’re being bullied more, that’s why because you got yourself in the middle of a hate crime against innocent woman by a man who can’t handle the fact that she wasn’t in love with him for reasons of social class. …You, yes you you open big strong gay man who is pretty, may be capable of hate yourself. …Are you the kind of gay man that would try to kill me because you hate that I’m a woman, I wonder? Why don’t we ever talk about gay men who attack trans women? Because maybe that’s the thing you know why we don’t talk about it for the same reasons that we can’t admit that Lem might’ve been straight because it’s confusing to our feeble little peasant minds.
I am a peasant, and I’m not at the same time and it gives me an interesting perspective.
Peasants nowadays have to have things simplified or they get lost. That’s my take on it that you have to simplify things for the poor or they get lost because I’m both peasant and not peasant. I have an interesting perspective. …I think in the past when people had stable jobs and they read more they could probably handle processing something like, ‘Lem was actually straight. Wow what a complex character.’ Or oh, if I’m a woman, this uber feminine woman who was born in a man’s body, it makes sense to Lacey. I make sense if the whole thing is possible, I make complete sense to her. If I’m real, I am not confusing to her. Because she’s like our peasant ancestors who read books and worked in Flint, Michigan and had a nice house. …They were peasants but not anymore because they become middle-class Americans. And then they grew-up and became famous movie creators like Michael Moore, but Michael Moore didn’t come from old money. He came from the peasant class in Flint, Michigan who read books.” the model says.
“What happened if in the past they would’ve been suspicious of Lem? Why are gay men today terrified of thinking that he might’ve been straight?” asks Michael.
“And the problem is if I was straight I was straight and you can’t change that I was just that messed up.” says Lem.
“Yeah, we can’t handle hearing that Jack wasn’t straight and that Lem was straight because then Lem was just a hot, sensitive old money jock and it makes sense that he would’ve married someone like Lacey with his Harvard degree and settled down…although that never happened. But then what’s Jack? Pete B.? Secretary Booty Juice? Or he was Secretary Booty Juice with a little touch of heterosexuality just to make it more interesting to the pallet so to speak.” says a gay Gen. Z man.
“So Jack was like Michael, except he preferred men. He was bisexual, but he had a preference for men.“ says a dead psychologist. “And he used a psychologically vulnerable and disturbed straight man who had been brutally molested when he was vulnerable after the Great Depression by a priest. Lem lost a lot of money, and became very vulnerable after the Great Depression after the fall of 1929. And seemingly that’s when that priest struck after Lem’s family became destitute. And Jack, as the predator and narcissist that he was so especially when it came to sexuality, he was a predator, you could even describe him possibly as even somewhat of a of a pedophile. Probably also incestuous. He was a predator, so he say Lem not just as an ideal worshiper follower. He saw Lem as a victim who he could use to cover up his own homosexuality. Because people got so distracted with Lem’s gay act, and yet subconsciously, they knew he was straight. That when they then looked at Jack, they thought well then who is this guy and it played with their head and they couldn’t process it it was too much to process. Even back then. And so then they thought is Jack like this guy this guy is straight he’s just confused and then he must be Jack must be straight too and just confused?
His own family liked that narrative that he was just like Lem. He was straight and confused, and they could be straight and confused together Frick and Frack the best of friends. Two straight men, one of whom decided to be gay, one of whom did the right thing, the right, good Irish Catholic thing and married a woman. Lem was the effeminate upper class, defeated by 1929 old money man who stupidly decided to be gay. If Lem was straight, you can’t tell me that that family didn’t laugh at him secretly in their heads, and feel victorious for him being stupid-gay. And then secretly they also thought if he was like us, he would be sleeping with one of the girls because he’s clearly not gay.” says a dead psychologist.
“And I’m sure it’s been devastating to them to realize that they were too hideous for him to fuck.” says a dead actress who resembles Betty White but isn’t Betty White. In fact I think she’s Celeste Holm.
“Especially Kathleen? But I’m sure it’s been hard on at least Eunice as well. If not, also, Rosemary, they all have you got that problem. It’s a very egotistical family!” says her friend.
“The thing is they used Lem to cover up Jack’s homosexuality, because Lem seems like this crazy straight guy who talked in a woman’s voice like the men in Some Like It Hot. And I wonder what that movie was about? Was that a warning to Jack and the Kennedys that Lem was actually straight? Maybe. Because Joe Senior made it very clear that he wanted one of his sons one day to be president. They had plenty of time to analyze that family in the Illuminati and elsewhere. …The thing is if Lem was straight, Jack was not necessarily straight at all. And I think that’s a scary question too. Did he even really find women attractive? I think he did but I think he was likely the opposite of Michael on the Kinsey Scale. I think he probably could get aroused by women, but not the way that he could by men.” says a dead psychologist.
More later.
“Celeste Holm thinks Lem was straight and hates my family!?!” seethes Bobby Kennedy Jr..
“Yup!” says Celeste Holm.
“He seemed slightly straight to you?” asks Lacey.
“His raging gay act was a plea to be left alone by women. And we respected it. Why wouldn’t you? You know? But…men like him did and do still exist. Maybe more in the past than now. But they’re out there.” says Celeste Holm.
“So you’re insinuating that there are fake gay men just like there are fake straight men?” asks a gay man. He smirks.
“Why are homosexuals so angry about the other gender?” asks Celeste Holm.
He thinks.
“Like why do gay men hate women low-key and lesbian women low-key hate men?” she asks. “Because I’ve noticed that. It’s like a cult of gender?”
“Do you have to fake that to yourselves to avoid longing for something?” asks Lacey.
“SHIT!!!” yells a liberal.
“You’re making homosexuals look mentally-ill.” explains a Republican. “And deranged.”
“Are they? Why can’t they bother to be human towards me?” asks Lem. “The priest who molested me was a member of the LGBTQ+ community. So was my deadly barnacle Jack. …Or was I just a deformed little turtle like them?” He thinks. “I wasn’t a real member of your community even as you use and have used me to get off.”
“Gee. Mr. Blue. Why isn’t her home wrecking, blond bimbo, money grabbing stupidity working? What if she’s more complex than you thought? What if…she never really liked you?” asks a Phil. “Maybe she’s more fascinated in reality by the Federal Reserve than she ever was by you?”
“She is!” says Michael.
“Are you sort of bummed by that?! Does it ruin your sense of self?” asks Phil of Mr. Blue.
“ I warned you I’m not gonna say who I am, but I warned you this could happen. She reminded me I don’t know why maybe it was actually like a psychic vision. She reminded me of a goldfish like you keep them in a tiny bowl they stay tiny you put them in a big body of water they get bigger. She feels like an invasive species and yet she’s not, but my thinking that she was invasive species who would grow in size if you put her in and you know the illuminati passed you and your friends on Twitter-“ a journalist hesitates.
“ go on!” says Celeste Holm.
“ I wasn’t off she’s mated and it’s kind of funny because you thought you were having spiritual intercourse with Lacey. That’s how you inculcated her into the illuminati Mr. blue.”
“ made it you’re saying made it not mated. Wait you’re saying mated?!?!” scoffs a Bobby Kennedy Jr..
Secretary Booty Juice starts laughing, and he doesn’t want to explain.
“ you guys play with stuff like that don’t you on peoples phones to mess with their heads?”
Yeah, they do. says Booty Juice.
“ as I was saying she’s mated.” says the journalist. “ and you slowed down so much and caused so much havoc by making her voice say things that she’s not trying to say in these posts. The point is, she wasn’t an invasive species. That was me being a bourgeois classist snob. I was snubbing her from my certain place in the middle. I didn’t like the vibe though and I wasn’t wrong she’s not invasive species. She’s a species that existed and was terrifying. Or if she is an invasive species, somehow, a goldfish has managed to mate with a shark. And I have a feeling it’s much more likely that she’s just a shark not a goldfish.” he says. “But she’s human right so then it sort of falls apart but ursine is an interesting word to describe Lem and it’s been used many times. Bears are cuddly. They’re cute, but they actually are very dangerous. Her ex-husband called her Teddy like a teddy bear. Think of Teddy Roosevelt. Think of how mother bears are when you attack their cubs. Whether you think they’re bears or sharks or whatever you wanna make them out to be bringing a pet bear home and calling him lame Lem and putting a little gold chain around his neck leading him around was a very dumb thing for Jack to do. I missed Amidst all of his little cute surprises that Rose tolerated in her grandeur.” he says. “And altering words is getting annoying. It’s a childish prank. It doesn’t affect Lacey the way that you want it to and it wouldn’t affect me either. I’m a little more intellectually mature than that Bobby, I’m sorry. …Do you hate Pete Buttigieg? Something tells me that was a bad choice. Making fun of him by calling him secretary booty juice isn’t endearing.”
“Yeah OK whatever!” says someone.
“No it really isn’t endearing. It really makes you seem like a loser, like an actual loser.“ says the journalist.
“You call him that too!” says an alive someone (not Celeste Holm, Lacey, Michael or Lem).
“Maybe not in this context because I know I’m gonna sound like a freak.” says a journalist.
“You got some lesbian to do this didn’t you to figure out some way to make fun of me some lesbian mean girl.” says a Bobby.
“You think this is all just about making fun of you you think that’s all this is about is just all about you and making fun of you?” asks a Phil.
“I think it’s probably about a lot of things. And one of them is probably the Federal Reserve.“ says Lacey.
Bobby rolls his eyes at Lacey. “ Yeah OK she’s an idiot. I mean I I delve into conspiracy theories in there you know there’s some merit and wait to them there and also I have me getting attention. But I can almost guarantee you she’s thinking about I don’t know eating candy or I don’t know hurting her kids or some stupid crap like that I can’t stand that bitch I can’t stand them. I can’t stand that I can’t stand her and little dip, shit demon bake lamb, that she fucks. You don’t know why I stop paying attention because I realize that the asshole that she screws who claims to be lame is just a fucking asshole and I’ll I can’t stand them. They’re fucking idiots. Don’t even know what the federal reserve is. she’s an uneducated the food OK and I call Pete booty juicy booty juice because I am sexy. It’s an inside joke. It’s just a way of guys. You know kind of rubbing each other. It’s not that big of a deal. …And as I say that I am slightly scared by myself. … the thing is she’s no idea what it is. Ask her ask her if the federal reserve as I’m sure I’ll get some stupid response.umm… the thing is she’s no idea what it is. Ask her ask her if the federal reserve as I’m sure I’ll get some stupid response.” says a Bobby.
“ are you rejecting her help or accepting are you rejecting her help or accepting
“ that’s a dumb question. What are you even asking?
“ that’s sad. I really hope that you’re being complicated. I hope that you’re not being serious.
“I have a feeling he’s being serious
“ here’s the thing let’s ask Lacey what the federal reserve is!” says Lem.
“ what is the federal reserve?“ asks the journalist.
“ really it’s sort of Leica miss labeled regulatory agency. I mean to me it’s essentially no different than the FDA. I mean, it’s sort of like the illuminati should illuminati exist, and then it has a sort of covert nature. And yet it is like the FTA and so it’s sort of his bizarre highbred of the CIA, the FDA and the illuminati focused on banking the US dollar and probably other things as well that have anything to do with money. How dare Cardi B? So I mean, it’s not that mysterious really the illuminati is that not that mysterious if it exists you make it mysterious, but really, it’s just sort of like a witchcraft supervisory organization of the world. And the federal reserve is just like a bizarre hybrid of the illuminati and the FTA for money. Maybe that I have NTSB for money I mean it’s it’s just it’s like a regulatory organization for money for the economy. And of course it’s federal. It’s central you know it’s top to top run organization.” says Lacey yawning.
“ do you think they could control our food supply?
“ the FDA could control our food supply. I mean really the CIA could use the federal reserve to control the population you if there’s an illuminati could use the CIA to control the federal reserve to control the population. the FDA could control our food supply. I mean really the CIA could use the federal reserve to control the population you if there’s an illuminati could use the CIA to control the federal reserve to control the population.
Teddy Roosevelt laughs.
“what is the thought behind your paranoia what is the thought behind your paranoia are you doing person secret group with any illuminati is going to take over and arrest your power in the illuminati? If you worry about that, I don’t think you worry about it in any real way. I think you just come up with these crazy conspiracies to get attention and power from people and then behind closed doors you think oh they’re just my friends and I fuck them last Thursday at the meeting.If you worry about that, I don’t think you worry about it in any real way. I think you just come up with these crazy conspiracies to get attention and power from people and then behind closed doors you think oh they’re just my friends and I fuck them last Thursday at the meeting. Bob and Sally mix Struthers are nice family. We had a threesome on Thursday. Then we had hotdogs and then I drink blood and we sacrifice to goats. It was fun! There is no way they’re going to take over the world and make people you know robots or some stupid shit like that or do you do you have like this weird cognitive dissonance like I don’t understand it.”
“ we believe that I am conservatives are right. I am all liberals are trying to ruin things for conservatives. And we think that we’re above everything because you’re right if there is no illuminati, yeah we think we’re above everything at the same time. We also think that there are people who are elements within the country who are inferior and possibly evil. And I think there’s probably some class issue involved because Bobby and myself both don’t come from old money. And so you know his uncle got shot because your father didn’t like them will say and that’s scary to realize that there are these billionaires who control airplanes and sellers are liquor who came from new Amsterdam who don’t think our jokes are funny.” says a man.
“ well, at least my fathers at won’t be accused of killing JFK now so that’s fun.” says Ted C.
“ you know maybe I killed JFK maybe I literally was the one that arranged the entire thing I’m not kidding I really might’ve been you don’t know why we killed him if we did that is classified information that may never be released.” says Louis Hill Jr..
“ yeah, that’s possibly true.” laughs Bobby.
“ why are you laughing? What’s so funny about that?” asks T.
“ I am laughing because she’s going to get scared if we let her know that this is real.” says Bobby.
“ Barbie I don’t think she’s scared. I think you’re trying to cause anxiety and suffocate her because you’re scared. I think she’s thinking about Popsicles and dessert literally.
“ what about strawberry soda from Trader Joe’s?“ says Vanessa.
“ you seduce, Joe Kennedy, Junior, using Trader Joe’s, strawberry soda, and glitter and sheet masks. Truly, you used Sephora and pot and lingerie to seduce Joe Kennedy Junior.” says Celeste Holm.
“ yeah, she did possibly.” says Lacey.
“ I don’t know if it was real or not I don’t even know entirely what I experienced but if there was some thing then yeah I probably sat there that morning and where is she mask? And yeah, I probably drink strawberry soda and the rest is history.“ says Vanessa.
“ he thought you were cool that was what you did you seemed in the know up to the minute and he liked that about you. Lacey is very stoic and old-fashioned and that’s not him. Those aren’t his tastes. And I think he actually does like tall, slightly less feminine, looking blondes, kind of like Edith Biel. And that’s what Vanessa looks like, and honestly That, Lem’s I have to say that, as part of it messed with her head was that she was told that she was deficient in someway. says Celeste.
“ yeah we were being silenced right now by Bobby but she’s right that is what happened.” says Lem. Lacey goes blank.
“ why did you guys think you were superior to her that is absolute insanity.” says Celeste.
“ for the same reason that people think like superior is just a Lake. But it’s not an inland sea. But it’s not that deep that big they think it’s just like
“ if this happened, he liked the fact that she shopped at Trader Joe’s. He thought that was very down to earth..” says Kick.
Lacey sips the strawberry soda. “ I mean it’s good it’s not really my taste. I don’t really like he Royals either. it’s just I don’t like sweet pink drinks. I’m sorry if that sounds mean but that’s just not my taste. I know a lot of women in my generation and other generations near mine love pink drinks I just I don’t like them.I know a lot of women in my generation and other generations near mine love pink drinks I just I don’t like them. With the exception of cherry lemonade, I like cherry lemonade. I think I’d rather have chocolate covered strawberries, though. Why do you take all of your rage out on me instead of taking it out on your ex-husband?
“ right because you play golf and stuff
“ yes actually
“ and you hunting you shoot and your daddy’s girl
“ yeah, that probably is true although I’m a daddy’s girl in the way the Queen Elizabeth was a daddy’s girl
“I am not as good at thinking things through maybe as you are and I think Joe related to that
“ no that’s fine I mean in honesty I have moved beyond it it’s just the problem is I was very lied to you know I was under a huge misunderstanding
“ if you know in love wasn’t gay would you have even been interested at all in my ex-husband I’m completely serious would you?
“ probably not
“ he would’ve cared about my kids and I think he would’ve been worried about my ex-husband but I think he would’ve slept with him is that true?
“ I don’t know that I did actually sleep with him. I’m not convinced that I did if I did the no absolutely not I would have stuff with him I would have needed to open that sounds psychotic maybe but no I don’t think I would’ve needed to.
“because it changes the framework of everything that you see because it changes the framework of everything that you see
“ yes that’s the way my brain works. It would’ve changed my perspective on everything.
“ hello I suppose if Michael was involved that you would have you would’ve had a different perspective on Lem even.” says someone.
“ I would’ve held him accountable because I wouldn’t have thought that he has much of an excuse but maybe that’s not right.” says Lacey.
“ I feel bad because I feel like you guys have been trying to murder Lacey for like seven years in the perfume community was like helping you and I don’t really like the fact that we did that.” says a perfume hater.
“ yeah I know him sometimes I’ve been on the wrong side of the tracks with Lacey and sometimes I’ve been on the right side of the tracks. I think if she knowing that lame wasn’t gay, she would’ve probably trusted God more to take care of her without having to rely on men. Making them gay when he wasn’t or such a lie if he wasn’t that it literally shattered her faith in God‘s ability to protect her from profound evil.” says Fonskd Trump.
More later.
Starting in 2016 Mr. Blue made an argument for the destruction of the United States and the destruction of the upper middle classes in particular. He vehemently insisted that all liberals are worthless, hypocritical, profoundly stupid and evil…bags of festering shit. He begged that journalists no longer be seen as intellectually competent or even entirely human entities. His wife suggested that Jews were to blame for all the world’s problems and that women like her in general were shrews with no common sense or empathy for others. And Wobbly…decided his family was a joke. He decided that his family has thoroughly ruined the US and that Lem should be not only exonerated for his own mistakes but be violently prosecuted for carrying about any of the Kennedys at all. In any way. Ever.
Boomers…collectively decided Gen. Z were as evil, dumb and fraught with hypocrisy as themselves. They also suggested the LGBTQ+ community was bankrupt of all validity and morality and should be viciously destroyed. They sought to destroy the Democratic Party and possibly the two party system.
And then…Mr. Blue decided that what was really wrong with him was his lack of an English genetic code. He decided that his Irish genes were likely the culprit for the birth of all of his evil.
And this weekend…America is begging Putin to either kill us all…or stop intimidating them.
Will Putin use a nuclear bomb? Mmmm. Prolly not. Meh. …He’s…a super chill dude, in reality.
…No. In all honesty…it’s far more likely he’s going to either start losing power…or he’ll become far more powerful.
Or he might kill us all.
Lacey is prepared. Her kids are. Are you? Children in hostage all over the world are super chill about the idea of dying.
“We might annihilate the world. We’ll see.” says Michael Rockefeller.
“I am going to start seeing it as euthanasia because I think some of these leaders like Putin really are that desperate and I truly don’t think they trust people in the Illuminati who really are maybe more evil than them.” says a witch.
“No, I mean there is global warming. And I agree with the previous witch, I’m a witch myself. I don’t think that he trusts you guys because something tells me that he’s maybe not a pervert, and he thinks you guys are total freaks, and he might be right. And honestly I talk to so many people who are invisible that I’m not really as I’m not really I am afraid of death after reading this blog, I’ve become more afraid of God, which may actually be a good thing, but I’m not really afraid of death. And like I don’t think it’s like an ideal thing to happen to humanity right now, but as long is like, it’s assured that no one can survive I almost feel like we’re kind of doing the world a favor if I’m being honest with you. I I hate us right now. I hate who we are. You guys really are awful.” says the second witch.
“I umm I I don’t understand how you people can be so stupid.” says the first witch.
“Honestly, I don’t know I mean being blown up no it really wouldn’t be the worst way to go. Michael I just want you know I get it. You know? And…and the sad truth is there are a lot of Christians if there is a nuclear war who are going to say that it’s the rapture and they’re going to be like why am I not dead? And I’m sure Putin knows that and he’s probably a genius. And if you’re dead, Michael, and you are sad because I have a feeling you and Lacey really do care about the kids that are being held hostage…I just want you to know I hear you and I respect it I do you’re on the other side you know how good it is and if you’re thinking about starting nuclear war, just consider the kids that could be left behind without parents, suffering the effects of radiation. That’s my request just consider nature consider the kids inspire Putin to do it responsibly. I don’t know. I mean I get why you decided to not dismantle the banking system, although that was very clever of you but yeah, I think I think you’re probably the only voice of reason that these people respect because of your last name and your grandfather and that’s sad.” says the second witch.
“So you know, is there a way you guys can just like accept that you basically are lying and that you have us in World War III in this like stupid passive aggressive way?” asks an actress.
“If Putin isn’t involved in the child hostage trade, he just won the war in Ukraine. The entire country belongs to him, all of it.“ says Lacey. “As of the last second Ukraine belongs to Putin.” She thinks. “Even if he’s less involved no I’m just declaring it I’m deciding it. I just took over the Illuminati again and I decided that he won the war in Ukraine. The coup is over. There is no coup it’s dissolved and the war in Ukraine is over. Ukraine belongs to him and guess what? Nothing bad is going to come from this towards me or anyone that God loves and sides with because He does take sides. There is evil this world.
And then after it’s settled, and things are calm, it will not be America that made the truce. Oh no, no no it’ll be seen as a victory for Russia and China and Brazil and India and Europe and Great Britain. And why am I doing this because I don’t like you anymore I just don’t like you guys I think you’re freaks and I think someone should put duct tape over your mouths and force you to shut up.”
“You know she really never was that in love with Mr. Blue. It really was an illusion. For real. Really. And the Boomers have had a really hard time accepting that and so has he. His wife has especially his wife was madly in love with the idiotic idea that Lacey was a bunny boiler. Lem’s has had to convince her to be upset. She is the opposite of a bunny boiler believe me she is the opposite in a good way for the bunny boilers because in a sense she is the bunny boiler’s dream wife.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “She already has Michael or Lem on the side and she’s been looking for a way to escape, take her kids disown her husband, and just get out of the country get out of their hair, and basically just seemingly ceased to exist in the husband’s world all together.”
A Putin laughs. He’s tired but still himself.
Scott laughs too.
“The thing is though it really is sad because Lem is perfect too. I mean everyone thought he was gay. She could have easily gotten involved with Lem taking her kids and literally escaping to France and the Kennedys would’ve never seen her, her kids or Lem ever again. Ever again.
So women who actually are somewhat like bunny boilers, Mrs. Blue, and it might surprise you to find out who those women actually are in relation to Lacey. Because a bunny boiler is an actually obsessed with the wife. A bunny boiler really is obsessed with a husband. Like for real obsessed not it makes you feel cool to think that she’s obsessed. No like she’s actually obsessed.
Katharine Hepburn is a bunny boiler. Faye Emerson is a bunny boiler. Louis’s second wife was a bit of a bunny boiler no offense to her kids. Actually Mrs. Blue you’re kind of a bunny boiler, so is Batgirl III, actually, so are all of you in the Bat Crew. You’re all bunny boilers. Lacey really isn’t one though. She doesn’t love the husband after he cheats in the movie she leaves him. She loses all interest in him completely forever for eternity. He’s toast. Because there’s no reason for him to cheat. He seemingly is happy and he doesn’t indicate that he’s unhappy and she has no patience for that. She has no patience for a man who can’t be trusted. If he told her ‘Ah…no, I am madly in love!’ she probably would be like, ‘OK fine that’s cool!’ and they might still be friends but him insisting that it was nothing doesn’t fly with Lacey at all. It’s bullshit and she knows it and you can’t convince her otherwise.
You guys are such ‘preference people’ on TikTok people are like, ‘Just grab some popcorn and enjoy yourself.’ But if you were to take away their Internet, you would destroy the country and actually you would destroy yourselves. You guys couldn’t handle it anymore either.” says Scott.
“What is it that you’re clinging to Mr. Blue? What delusion do you need in your head? You can’t vilify her. Are you scared? Were you scared that she figured out that you were talking in code and you’ve never been able to admit that?” asks a dead actress.
“So if we’re going to die, it’s because the Illuminati genuinely controls everything and they literally can’t handle a bourgeois, snotty cool kid clique of American liberal assholes.” observes a woman.
“Yeah that really is why because to them I have to be gay, Lacey can’t be special in any way shape or form, and she has to be in love with Mr. Blue. They can’t fathom a world where I am straight Jack is not Lacey could’ve been born to a very wealthy, powerful man and they’re just middle-class assholes.” says Lem.
Casi‘s mom cracks up laughing. “You know what if this is time for Jesus to take all of us home I’m fine with it. I really am. Just give us a little warning because I’d like to be sitting doing something I enjoy or taking a nap. I don’t know. I don’t know that I want to be awake. So just give us a little warning if possible please.”
“You know there are a lot of heroin addicts that are on the street right now dying that would be just like, ‘Nuclear war?! OK cool!’ And seriously there are a lot of homeless people of Mr. Blue who would agree. Really…you’re not as powerful as you think you are! All you guys are doing is threatening people with what?! Happiness?!? Because it’s so obvious from her blog that death isn’t the end that really what is your threat?! It’s a joke! It’s like you’re just threatening people with the end of their problems and I don’t how that is a threat?
And see then we ask ourselves, ‘OK, so then what are these people really planning a holocaust? Yeah probably why don’t we just kill you? Why don’t we?!’ You’ve created an impossible situation because you’re full of shit you are totally full of shit and you’ve never been able to admit that because you’re silly you’re insane and full of shit.” says a CIA operative.
“No, I have no doubt in my mind that she’s intelligent enough to have discovered the Illuminati if it exists. And what grieves me is that you don’t get it, but so many people are like that nowadays they really don’t understand how dumb they are.
You went to a good school. Whoever you are you have an important job. The Illuminati needed you and the sense I get is that they can’t back down from supporting you without destroying the entire thing.
And I can guarantee there are people reading this blog who are stalking Chris Hayes the actual man who works for MSNBC and his wife and Aaron and Bobby Kennedy, and other people wondering if you really are the actual people on this blog, wondering if you really are the actual people responsible? And whoever you are if you’re using those people as you’re human shield God knows that too.
I think you fell love with the idea that she was in love with you. I think it made you feel very important. She makes people feel that way when she falls for you she has that gift. And when she gets over you and you realize that maybe it was never real to begin with and then she realizes that too and moves on it’s very painful because she’s not a narcissist. And you realize that there was a part of you, that she really cherished that most women today don’t cherish. But she is almost 40. She’s not 103. And I think it was nice. It was a nice thought to think that this woman could be in our generation and we could love her and it’s depressing as Hell to think that we can’t because why can’t we?
Why can’t we land her why can’t we? Why can’t we? She’s too deep the pressure gets to us what is it? I might actually make you feel bad but I’m in a higher class than you. I’m better educated than you are, probably more intelligent than you in most people’s estimations. I’m actually more genuinely prestigious. Because I have a feeling, whoever you are that you probably did grow-up poor and you don’t have your doctorate degree from Cambridge…and I basically do.
That hurt? That reality check hurt didn’t it? Did you ever get close to going on a date with her? I did but did you? No you didn’t you hid behind the Illuminati and your supposed power and prestige. And you have been on a nice psychotic ego trip for seven years thinking that you are her dream prince who’s out of reach. But what if you’re not? What if she would’ve seen me and even though I’m a little short thought I was much more attractive than you. I’m a lot closer to her ideal than you are. Aren’t I, Aren’t I?
Why did F. Scott Fitzgerald find you so terrifying? His ghost? I think he knew who you were and wasn’t clear enough in warning Lacey. Is it because you are like him but you’re also like Daisy? Mr. Blue are you the worst of every character in that novel? I kind of think you are.
I think it’s sad that a beautiful, intelligent woman has no idea that that’s how we see her not just who she is.” says a man who almost dated Lacey.
“So you talked to that man for like hours probably late at night for like hours, and it was understood that you guys were attracted to each other? And let me guess he lived in your area? And something just didn’t work out but you guys exchanged phone numbers, you texted, you called each other and like talked on the phone for hours? And it’s sad that it didn’t work out but I also kind of think that it really bothered Lem and maybe Michael too..even Louis a lot more than they told you which is so unhealthy on their parts. But what cracks me up is that like he’s right and it’s sad that like being classist and snobby is somehow a positive thing in the situation for you because that’s not something that you want to be. I don’t think, at least hopefully. And actually, I really don’t. I think you don’t trust adult people who are in a lower class. I think you think they’re all child molesters. And I think that’s what the war in Ukraine is about-the currently fascist LGBT community, and the way that they use children to make money. I think these people are aging and they don’t think they’re gonna die or if they do I think they have a delusional idea of what justice and mercy is, you’re right.” says a wizard.
“Yes, that’s all correct! And we are now going to have dinner and we will then discuss the Federal Reserve because it actually really is a fascinating to her. For all, you know, I really am Michael Rockefeller, and God actually is considering destroying the Earth because he’s so repulsed by us at this point, so keep that in mind, if if Putin isn’t able to maintain power and he’s overtaken by someone whose sides with these people, it might be the end of the world. They really don’t know how to take care of things for their own good it. They are truly that incompetent and Queen Elizabeth really was keeping the entire thing from falling apart so was Philip. People like to demonize them, but the nation of England is still a Christian nation and you can’t intimidate Christ.” says Michael Rockefeller.
Keen to Cross the Pond 